Looking for love

Do you like tapes and CDs? Cause I wanna tape my dick to your forehead so you can see deez nuts. ........Or you could just talk to them and get to know them lol

Man, every single thread on here that talks about their girlfriends has nothing but bad things to say.


You do not want a fucking girlfriend. I am telling you from my experience aswell you do not want a fucking girlfriend.
FUCKING SEE HERE YOU IDIOT
>>26355153

>>26356760
Are those space pants because I like your boobs

"Hey, I thought you were cute so I had to come talk to you."
>Introduce yourself
>Ask her out
It's that easy to get a date

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>>26357844
kek'd hard and long

>>26356760
best pick up line
>introduce yourself
>compliment her
>ask for number
>ask for date

hey bb u want sum fuk?

I'm with you OP, but first I'll have to fix myself. We're gunna make it brah

>>26356760

I want a bf, post skype and I'll add you

Hi my name is,

whats yours?

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Do you have an atomic number of 11? Because you are Sodiamn fine!