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ITT: robots beg for fembots to be their qt gf
Give your stats and what you're looking for then hope a qt adds you on Skype or something.
Me
>21
>m
>5'8" (I-I'll wear insoles if you want...)
>in okay shape, not /fit/ but getting there
>glasses
>white
>I think I'm kind of qt, just shy
>weeb
You
>18-20
>shorter than me pls
>not fat
>any race is good (I like Asians and, but I'd be more than willing to date a black grill. Some are very qt)
>decent/10
>virgin
Pls respond
>>28447238
Me
>26
>m
>5'5
>skinny
>white
>brown hair, grey eyes
>has job
>enjoys foreign films, reading, and good music
You
>alive (optional)
>20
>m
>5'1
>skinny
>white
>look like 7th grade skater emo
you
>cute
>accustomed to poorpeoplelyfe
>degenerate
>girl
>girl
>girl
>>28447967
>5'1
>Male
You aren't.
Anyone posting ITT is a hypocrite who is enabling human behaviour
Friendly reminder femanons are manipulative, mentally ill whores and all female oriented threads should be ignored until death
>>28447868
Are you a virgin?
I'm a very pale white girl with a thing for qt weeb boys. How long is your hair? What's your favorite anime ?
>>28448011
Epic post brother you destroyed himxD
Me
>18
>f
>5'8" (which means around 6' with heels - yeah)
>skinny
>blonde
>really awkward but not robot
You
>18-22 (no old guys pls)
>taller than me(not necessary, i will never meet any of you probably)
>not obese
>not weeb
gross lesbian here, who wants to eat out my asshole
>>28448680
do i have to be a woman to sign up here
>>28448566
ok i got 3 out of the 4 requirements wanna ldr
>>28448680
me
im a tranny so i count as a girl
Lmao y'all pathetic as shit baka desu senpai
>>28448769
i can add you on kik, if you have it
>>28448680
i'd love to eat the shit out of you lesbian girl
>>28448939
i do
but dont want to post here in public
email me here? [email protected]
>>28447238
4chan is getting to be super tiring
>>28448566
Ayy lmao, SoCal?
>22
>Male
>Virgin
>Fat
>5'7
>Job
>Apartment
>New York City
I really don't care how you look. Just looking for a girl to be exclusive fwb with. Maybe more.
Me
>F
>weeb
>5'6 you can be any height
>20
>native tanned skin
>vegetarian
>I do digital art
>chubby but currently losing weight
Current favourite anime is durarara
You
>Just don't be too young
>Like anime
>F or M
>Be willing to take things slow
>Not overly sexual
>>28449293
I'll bite. What's your Skype?
>>28449322
My Skype is Ani.mew
Please no bully
>>28449293
>i do digital art
do you have twitter or something? i'd love to see your work
>>28449293
Are you a vegetarian that demands their partner be vegetarian too? Or would you be cool with me eating meat.
>>28449293
>>28449400
Would gf with little hesitation.
Me
>23
>M
>5'7
>Currently overweight but told I don't look it, working on it
>Software engineer, programming nerd
>INTJ for anyone who cares
You
>F
>Any height, don't really care
>Anywhere from underweight to chubby/overweight, leaning towards chubby
>Likes to just shoot the shit and play vidya from time to time
>Not touchy about any subject. can find humour in pretty much anything no matter how dark
>Weeb is okay, not really into anime myself
>Ownscute panties
>>28449400
Added you! I sair herro or some such.
>>28449446
I honestly dont care of you eat meat I won't judge you for your lifestyle choices if you don't judge for mine!
>>28449293
Shit are you me, I swear you just described me except i'm 21.
F
21
Awful human mentally ill
Will talk to anyone if the buy me something or have similar interests as me has 2 be one or the other.
I can be a fake gf. Text you romantic and give you romantic suggestion. Make you feel good about yourself. Like a loving therapist.
>f 19
>shut-in
>virgin
>depressed
>will be your gf if you buy me things
>>28447238
>20
>m
>6'
>white
>brown hair green eyes
>Not fat but not fit, farirly skinny but have been doing my best to improve
>white
>medium length hair
>graduating uni this summer
>khhv
>big nose :(
Why am I doing this
Me
> 18
> Male
> 6'2ft
> 176lbs
> White
> Latvian, living elsewhere
> Don't watch anime, no intrest
> I'm a good listener, online most of the time
You
> I don't care
>>28449624
>>28449681
>will be gf if you buy me things
Really living up to the /r9k/ stereotype of women, huh
>>28449624
>>28449681
>buy me things
top cuck roastie
>>28449624
what are your interests
im awful and mentally ill too
>>28449624
Can you be a real gf instead.
Me
>black
>male
>hs senior
>18
>6'7"
>am 300pounds but dont look obbsse just not too fat. Also am losing weight and goong to gym alot more the before.
>do not have a job at the moment but dont want to be a neet
> like video games and anime
>currently watching the walking dead
>learning how to drive.
>like to draw alot
>took some welding classes to train to be a welder
>>28449442
I use tumblr but I'm trying to get away from it my art is here
http://mubox.tumblr.com/tagged/art-tag
>>28449745
>black
>male
>6'7
why the fuck didnt you just become a basketball player you could have been set for life. do it right now, start working out and learning and walk-on for a small college or join the NBA D-League. you cant waste those fucking genetics you piece of shit
>>28449752
Cute stuff. Dig your style.
>>28449752
Cute stuff in general, and I dig MS, but well
>furry
>>28449719
>>28449706
I just want tiny things usually under 10$ but whatever
>>28449855
It is not the value but the principle, my dear.
>>28449745
>>28449774
>300pounds
>basketball player
>dont look obbsse
>you cant waste those fucking genetics
You guys :^)
>>28449738
You don't want me as a real gf I will hurt ur feelings
>>28449721
Fine arts
History
Lit
Political theory
Film
Paranormal
Interested in tech.
>>28449887
I value my time
Buy me something or have similar interests to converse about.
I'm quite nice just buy me candy
>>28449681
>m 18
>depressed
>virgin
>anime
>won`t buy you things
>will watch you cry tho
wanna give it a try?
>>28449952
can you just be my slutty bro
>>28449974
What are your interests then?Also what kind of candy?
me:
>f
>5'5"
>thin, but no titties
>my father is native but i look white as hell i'm probably adopted
>spend time drawing, watching chinese cartoons, and vidya
>borderline autistic
you:
>preferably a grill
>has anemia
>has low standards
>>28449774
Oh i did try very hard. There were Just way too many try hards kids try to get on the team and i didnt have stamina to keep playing. I tried wrestling back in november and was worn out after five drills on the 2nd day.The moment my friend fliped me on the mat, i just gave up and quit.
>>28449681
>m 19
>shutin
>virgin
>depressed
>too poor to buy myself shit
go out with me anyways
>>28449997
what if im an anemic dickgirl with low standards
>>28449990
I'm not very slutyy and have a very unhealthy sexuality. Like the piano teacher in the piano teacher. Sorry friend
me
>18
>m
>5'10"
>okay shape
>white
>bad conversation iniciator, but im not really shy nor lonely i think
skype: toiletseatbear (cancer name ignore)
>>28449996
See
>>28449952
I like gummy candies and chocolate and sour things. Mostly all candies
Me:
>19
>m
>6'2"
>fairly skinny, but not a /fit/izen
>white, dark hair, green eyes, average face
>a bit awkward, but ill open up quickly if we get along
You:
>18-21
>f
>skinny
>at least average face
>good sense of humor
>preferably similar interests(vidya, drawing, animation, just got into guitar so maybe music)
>>28449952
Im 99% sure your knowledge about political theory or history is some modern liberal bullshit and you just parrot mainstream opinions without any insight
>>28450114
I could talk your ass off about tech but that's about it. I guess mountains of candy would be my only option.
>>28447238
Me
>20
>Male
>American
>White
>6'1"
>173 pounds, fine shape
>Silent, but handsome
>Blonde hair
>Green eyes
You
>18-30
>white
>British
>dark hair
>can be chubby but not fat
>6-10/10
>virgin
I need a foreign qt so badly.
>23
>F
>Gay
>4'11
>White
>NEET
>Skinny
GF
>Age irrelevant
>Must like either anime or vidya but has other interests outside of it
>Not fat
>Gay, none of that Bishit. Trannies kys.
>Preferably reserved
>Preferably wants to watch anime together then eventually move onto voice/video chat
>Preferably A Student/NEET/Part time worker who has a lot of spare time
>>28449781
thank you so much im still working on my style but it means a lot to hear that!
>>28449842
thank you even if you dont like furry art its nice to know you still think its cute (b=w=)b
>>28450142
I'm 99% sure you don't know shit about me but have a weird jaded attitude about the potential knowledge of a woman.
"Modern liberal"
Disgusting.
>20
>M
>5'11"
>Skinny
>white, brown hair, brown eyes, probably ok face
>Cyborg, going to uni but beginning to get more socially detached/awkward
>Not weeb or autistic neckbeard but will watch anime shit with you if you want
You:
>19-23
>F
>Not fat, preferably not stacyas if i could get that
>Not completely bad face, but that's subjectivewhites and asians desu sorry
>Able to take a joke and mess with each other
>Vidya interest would be cool but mainly want to watch things together and talk a lot
>Not NEET
>Existing
i think the females are out of this thread anyways senpai
>>28450151
U can buy me 1 candy.
I'm very very very interested in tech so I value your potential intelligence on the subject over candy
Internet relationships are lies jokes and failures. Just end your lives instead.
>>28449092
>fwb
This is not soc and you are not a robot.
>>28450185
>was interested but then saw 4'11
Can't with anyone shorter than me
>>28450206
>B-b-buh muh alt-right.
>muh /pol/
>LIBRULS
God I hate those people.
>>28450206
> weird jaded attitude about the potential knowledge of a woman
you mean realistic? Most women lack insight and critical thinking and just parrot what they heard. And i let that 1% out because there are actually some exceptions.
>>28450240
Fuck it, I can help with tech as well. It's the area I work in. Contact details? Email or Skype preferable.
>>28449997
I'm a girl and I'm anemic, sup?
>>28450185
Responding, can take either Skype or Steam.
>>28449745
>also am opening minded and not fathopic.
>am not close minded but wont mind making funny jokes to be funny.
>>28450264
>generalization
>superiority complex based on some inherited trait
>using inanities like "insight"
Well, I'm afraid the diagnosis isn't good. It looks like you've got Down's.
>>28450323
d8 me
originil
>>28450323
Tell me how many of the greentexts you fit before dropping a skype.
>>28450240
Which areas of tech are you interested in then? I'm pretty knowledgeable in a few areas.
who /noresponses/ here
>>28450188
You really seem to have your own unique way of doing characters, and combined with talent, that's pretty rare. Definitely keep doing art when you can find the time.
>>28450359
Im just stating facts and generalization is useful method when dealing with larger groups or people you dont know.
But bad for you that a downie can make you so mad
>>28450512
me
:(((((( original gfgds
>>28450414
Got Steam?
>>28450438
>Must like either anime or vidya but has other interests outside of it
>Not fat
>Gay, none of that Bishit. Trannies kys.
>Preferably reserved
>Preferably wants to watch anime together then eventually move onto voice/video chat
>Preferably A Student/NEET/Part time worker who has a lot of spare time
Quite the match, no?
all i want in a girl is that she loves mealso, be smarter than me, be knowledgeable in something worth a conversation like history, and have at least some interest in maths or technology. you know, just generally be someone i can speak with.
>>28450577
>be knowledgable in something
>doesn't list hollywood or tv shows
Anon...
Well.
I guess we know why you're here.
>>28450260
I'm not right leaning in the slightest but I'm also not pol pot did nothing wrong
Using modern liberals as a blanket term for the antifa or sjw cuck Carl's you have a problem with is intellectually lazy nonetheless i guess a good vet term for a configuration of political discussion in western culture for uh what's going on with progressives rn. But saying modern liberal or just saying liberal is a huge cringe for me.
>>28450290
[email protected]
I'll be online at some point tonight est.
I know very intermediate things about tech and with the way arts and humanities are going I want off this fucking ride
>>28450512
Me fammo.
>>28450134
>>28450522
You're not stating facts, you're stating beliefs. Facts generally have empirical evidence backing them up; proving whether or not people have "insight" isn't really going to be a thing one can manage with rigorous scientific analysis. Similarly, that "99%" of women lack the ability to do any kind of thinking is, I imagine, something that hasn't actually been factually established.
Generalization can be superficially useful, certainly, but it can also lead down various paths full of logical fallacies, cognitive biases, and so on and so forth.
Also, realistically, there's no real benefit, socially or otherwise, for dismissing an entire segment of the population. It's more of a cost-cutting cognitive trick employed by the mind.
>>28450577
I can do that if you buy me candy
>>28450512
The trick is to expect nothing but yeah
>>28449508
>>28448418
Not him but long black hair about just barely down to my shoulders, and probably katanagatari but meme la meme was pretty fun.
>>28450573
Pass. I don't talk to grill's pursuing multiple people. Well I don't talk to any at all but that's besides the point. Go hook up with bifug.
>>28450573
yes, got a throwaway for me to send it to?
>>28450661
hello perfect girlfriend can i be yours
me
>22
>f
>5'9
>average
>eurasian
>glasses
>business management uni student
>makes music
>more than willing to be provider
you
>i don't care how old you are, i just want to meet someone mature and intelligent
>>28450771
Nigga that's not what you posted before.
>Expecting robots to love hiking and the outdoors :^)
>>28450765
post your skype1k2
>>28450661
>tfw no qt taller than me to go urbex and fishing with
>>28450791
can i send it to you via throwaway?
>>28450790
hence the reposthere's the reaction you're hungry for
>>28450771
do you have a skype or email of some sort?you sound cute but don't expect too much
>>28450710
>not him
>>28450823
Why change your standards for a bunch of autistic virgins?
>>28450821
sure, go ahead2k2
>>28450848
i dont get what the spoilers are
can you give me an email to send it to
>>28450842
I can have my own hobbies and go about them in my own time. I don't feel I need to do everything with my partner except enjoy the time we do spend together
if a fembot would be my gf i promise i won't slap you around every day, i'll limit it to just once a week, i may eve go so far as to limit it to once a month if you're worth it
Am a lesbian but might swing for men if they're not too bad.
Kik: badwolf4201337
>>28450771
>makes music
What kind of music? Do you produce your own stuff? I like singing a lot even though I'm not super great
>>28450877
>My only identifying feature is my sexuality!
>>28450877
a girl would totally use 420 and 1337 in her kik name
>>28450870
Fair enough, I wish you the best of luck.
>>28450886
https://soundcloud.com/dorothybeardsley
I deleted a lot of my old acoustic stuff but I'll be putting more stuff up when my exams are over
I lol when robots think they will get a gf on r9k when all girls are either traps or lesbians.
>>28450903
If you say so buddy, I bet you think that every female follows the Abercrombie stereotype as well.
>>28450734
[email protected]
>>28450718
Well, excuse me for keeping my options open.
>>28450995
the fuck is the abercrombie stereotype? people still shop at abercrombie? did i just travel back in time to middle school?
>>28450649
Im speaking on basis of my personal experience, as i agree its hard to measure and even if it were possible, ideologically incorrect findings would be hidden.
Sure generalizations have its limits, but so does individual dealings, especially that they are time consuming and in practice often impossible. And it being cost cutting is actual benefit in my opinion, but it depends on the goal.
>>28450994
That's not entirely true. Generalisations are worthless online
>>28451032
I bet you actually shopped at Abercrombie when you were in school.
Fucking Normie
>>28450877
Got anything besides Kik?
>>28451032
>tfw manlet in middle school, everybody wears Abercrombie but adult small is too big for me
Me: best shit you'll ever get
>>28451062
Line. Insha'allah
me
>19
>6'3"
>not fat but i have a gut, kinda like a linebacker i guess
>working out but not a /fit/izen
>in military so my hair is kinda short
>blue eyes
>brown hair
>glasses
>interests mainly include vidya, music, history, and writing
>pretty awkward but not full-blown robot
skype is slothboners if anyone is interested, i know it's a stupid name
>>28451053
it was trendy when i was 13 so yea i did
come at me son you got a fuckin problem nigga
God damn, why are you all so desperate for a gf, I don't understand it at all, maybe it's because I'm not some hormone fueled teenager who needs to fuck everything that moves but you guys sure seem to obsess over women. Personally, while I have never had a gf, I also don't really care and do not even really think I want one, it seems like a lot of work and money for something that will likely only end up making me feel bad. My life is pretty great right now and I don't get why you all are so focused on something that will in the end will probably just be temporary anyways.
>>28451108
Yeah you're a Normie.
Go kill yourself, son
>>28450922
oops i sent you steam on accident
just sent my skype
>>28451094
Gonna download that, will add you when I'm done.
>>28451131
>My life is pretty great right now
Good for you, seriously, but not everyone is in the same situation. People are delusional and will look for answers in the strangest places out of desperation.
>>28451131
It's got to be the hormones
>>28451135
yea you're right, i should have just shopped at walmart and wore wolf howling shirts like a true robot
>>28451166
If you're going to take the trouble to download line (for what I'm guessing is just to talk to me) why not just get kik?
Senpai, please.
I'm looking to pick up a bf who can provide for me. Must like comfy silence and watching anime.
>>28451131
>sais the anon who won't get laid for another twenty years if lucky
Hmu fembots when I get really drunk idc to hit a bitch
>>28451203
Are you cute, loyal, submissive, and willing to be a perfect housewife?
>>28451203
>>28451223
We sound compatible but instead of anime you get to watch me play overwatch and get lit
>>28451039
Anecdotal evidence is worse than no evidence at all, because it's so unreliable. The human mind isn't good at remembering things accurately, or indeed at all correctly. In actuality, people regularly internalize things that back up their existing world-views, versus a far fewer number of events or experiences that contradict those beliefs.
Saying "Sure, Y is bad, but X isn't good either" isn't a good discussion strategy.
Generalizations are cheap from a cognitive point of view, but like most of the brain's shortcuts, biases, and the rest of the duct-tape of the consciousness, they're applicable to a world of environmental threats and predators where split-second decisions are essential, not modern society. There are limits to treating people as individuals without applying simplistic blanket statements to swathes of the population, certainly, but none that you'll feel on a meaningful level.
>>28451194
I don't have a smartphone and Bluestacks is unreliable.
>>28451267
>Bluestacks is unreliable.
There's a bluestacks 2.0 now. Works much better, good enough to orbit a slut on kik without a doubt.
>>28447238
How would a married life with a fembot be like?
>>28447238
Looking for my future wife want to start a family soon.
Me
>M/28/W blue eyes not too bad I guess
>Internet geek/gamer with engineer job
>Money ok and own boss
>Allot of free time and some times no time at all
>Likes nature and some other outdoors based stuff.
>Knowledgeable and kind
>Likes to drink a beer now and again but doesn't weekend warrior
>Only con for some will be my weed smoking. I will be honest I do it out of boredom so give me a reason to quit and I will.
Her:
>Age 24-30
>Tall or short I don't mind. I do like voluptuous women more +size type. Even more turned on if they have confidence in there body and who they are.
>Must have dorky sense of humor with great caring nurturing personality. I hate it when people use must in these things but I would settle for even one of those qualities along as she is a good person all round.
Just typed this as I thought it guess it's the most honest way.
>>28451296
One thousand times this.
>>28451186
Yeah that's exactly right, you should have been the kid that wore graphic tees depicting stupid pop culture things that were obsolete 10 years ago.
Normie get out.
>>28451320
please post your skype or some means of contacting you
>>28451320
I can't have children but you could buy me candy and I am learning how to grow good weed currently
>>28451320
hello I am here for you 24/F chubby+.
let's smoke weed and play some vidya together.
blue eyes are so top tier.
>>28450953
plz add my skype
original
>>28451345
>>28451367
>>28451393
>You'll never be this desired in your life
Just end it now famalamadingdong.
>>28451367
>growing weed
please be my gf
stats:
19
m
averige weight
negative traits:
aside from sarcasm little humor because depression
ugly
can't have a decent conversation with unless i know you well because i'm very introverted
positive traits
play guitar and make my own shitty music
like to read
like to watch good cinema
don't hate women. or anything or anybody. I'm a pretty chill guy
email is [email protected] if anybody is interested
Me
>18
>m
>6'0
>used to be /fit/ but now kind of a skelly, I've become a cardiobunny because I am extremely good at it
>not hideous
>decent style
>Mediterranean looking
>depressed shutin, working on it
>somewhat boring interests but very open minded for new things (I enjoy politics (not activism or strong opinions or anything, I like the study of politics), philosophy, music, reading, running, movies, and vidya to some extent (I like to play it socially, but not so much alone))
You
>Just be whoever, I want someone to talk to. Preferably a cute girl, but I've accepted that probably won't happen.
Here's a throwaway mail, we can talk somewhere else if you seem okay
[email protected]
>>28451410
i didnt get a response so i assume shes busy or something. better luck next time anon
>>28451345
>>28451367
>>28451393
Wow thanks for responses! Looking forward to meet all of you!
Contact me here: [email protected]
>>28451253
>muh modern society meme
Its not so different, there are still many situations where acting on generalizations save you trouble.
And they are useful tool in politics and criminology, where there is need to deal with bigger groups and individual dealing prove to be inefficient and the antagonism toward generalizations is proving to have negative impact. Statistics prove that in different groups different patterns occur more or less frequently.
>>28451480
>>28451410
Wew lad she's sending emails to me since I'm at work and can't IM. Being quick is important I guess.
>>28450877
I'm amending this. I'll talk to either sex just don't expect to be lewd if you have a penis
>>28451532
goddammit chad
fuck
>wanting real relationships
Does anyone just want a practice online gf?
>>28451532
>>28451558
Kekity puffs
An entire box of kekity puffs
>>28451563
What exactly do you want to practice?
>>28451547
this is literally a GEE EFF thread my nigga, if you dont want to be someones bee eff why are you here
>>28451580
Heavy petting
>>28451580
Having someone whose not family actually care if you're still alive even if it's just pretend
>>28448566
>6'1
>/fit/
>21 y
Too bad you're probably a man posing.
Posting for the sake of posting.
>19
>M
>175cm (5'7'' ~ I think) - Not self conscious about it tho, don't like worrying about something I can't control
>Used to go to gym 6 times a week, stopped for college.
>My BMI is at the golden spot but I'm not ripped.
>Tanned white
>dark hair, boring brown eyes, was told I am passable in the face department by an honest female, so that's something.
>Studying Programming and Mathematics, have given up on life tho, probably won't finish it because of lack of drive.
>I don't really care nor have an interest classifying my sexuality, call me pretentious or whatever you want, I just know I've felt love for both men and women and don't care about anything past that.
A few things about me that I'm sort of proud of:
>I've managed to lose 45 kilos (~100 pounds) in the span of a year.
>Went to music school, piano was my thing, gave 5 out of 6 years in the span of 4 years and quit.
No wait that last part actually makes me want to kill myself, was told I was a prodigy, gave it up for playing vidya, never touched a piano since then out of shame.
I like to download a new album I've never heard before and wonder the streets at night, getting lost in my own city while listening to it.
This is my hobby and I do it quite often.
You:
>Don't really care about age, guess 26 is a bit too much and I'm still no pedophile.
>M, F
>Not fat, chubby is ok, I know how it is to be fat, so I can tolerate it to some degree.
>Has similar tastes I guess? Not that important to be honest, but is a plus.
>I like people who have and love talking about their dreams, I could listen to inspired people all day.
>knows how to properly chill, proper blanket and warm drink usage is required.
>will go to my degenerate raves with me.
>>28451612
That's doable, tell me about yourself.
>>28451563
only if you can prove you're areal girlor we could honestly just be overly affectionate friends that care.
>>28451612
same offer to you anon
>>28451612
I'm 6'4 and making good money, I will be your king.
>>28451592
I'll be your gee eff if you sort out the decent datpiff mixtapes from the bad ones so I can download only the good ones. Bonus points if you're a black man with a big cock
>M
>19
>6'
>skinny
>white, blonde, blue eyes
>weeb, rts games, history philosophy
>neet
>awkward
you:
>cute girl
send help
Me
>19yo (B-Day today)
>M
> 5'10"
>virgin
>somewhat religious
>workout regularly but not quite /fit/
>Latino no hablo Espanol
>weeb
>likes comics (Marvel), movies, vidya, anime, and cartoons
>shy but pretty funny and outgoing once you get to know me
You
>18-20
>F
>same height or shorter than me in heels
>petite
>brunette
>nice legs
>funny and kind
>similar interests
>healthy and has a standard of fitness
Any grills in scandinavia?
I AM VERY RICH
ALSO DRUGS ARE MY LIFE
I HAVE ALL DRUGS
I WILL GIVE YOU DRUGS
NOW A SEXY TIME
>>28451673
I live in hawaii btw
>>28451563
No, real or bust.
>>28451712
Yo mang pass me a moonstone.
>>28451447
nobody? t-thanksi'm not that ugly i promise
>>28448418
It's me again
>Are you a virgin?
what do you think?
My hair looks like Yusuke's because I'm autistic. Yu Yu Hakusho is also my favourite anime.
>>28451712
No sex
Buy me candy
Me
>28
>m
>6'4
> average shape (200 lbs)
> white, no glasses
> actually handsome
lol just curious if people actually read this
>>28451640
>>28451637
>depressed
>no motivation to succeed
>boring
>Painfully shy/quiet
Oh and I'm
>20
>not fat
>white
>libertarian
>enjoy the usual weeb shit
Rate.
I just want to be loved.
>>28451770
You never answered my question about which areas of tech you're interested in. No candy for you.
>>28451770
I'll buy you candy if you let me be your cuck bf.
>>28449508
how overweight
>>28451779
>>28451792
>>28451447
You guise happy now? 10/10 all 3 of you would date!
>>28451792
>I just want to be loved
Well you already have two orbiters ready to worship milady. More will come too so stop being so picky.
>>28451792
Do you have any hobbies or interests that you'd like to explore but haven't had the motivation to do so?
>>28451792boy or girl and do you want a fake relationship or having someone affectionate/care about you?post some ways to contact you please.
>>28451792
Not any of those anons but you're the perfect candidate for my introverted shy gf.
But would you accept someone the robots would consider a 'chad' into your life?
>>28451513
Practically none of the brain's shortcuts provide any benefits outside of very specific fight-or-flight situations.
Please point to me situations in which, for example (because it's been observed and studied in some detail) inattentional blindness is beneficial in modern society.
To assume that modern society, in which everything from people's hormone distribution to nutrition to even use of our senses differs drastically from our environment less than 50,000 years ago, doesn't require a mildly different set of skills than we possessed going in seems a little bit optimistic, doesn't it?
Criminology isn't a particularly hard science, but you're right in the sense that generalizations do allow building things like profiles; on the other hand, generalizations also allow things like cold reading, in which apparently valuable information is actually worthless. I don't disagree that generalizations can be useful, at least to quickly correlate possible statistical patterns, but let's be fair; you're not applying them in that sense. You're applying them in such a way as to imply that you are inherently more intelligent than roughly 50% of humanity.
As an aside, you should read Wegner's the Illusion of Conscious Will. I think you'd enjoy it.
>>28451809
Currently hovering around 215lbs, burning my way through ~2lbs per week. Aiming to lose at least 70lbs before December.This will be the only reply I get. :^)
>>28451803
Must have missed it very sorry I'm on my phone watching a rude child.
I'm interested in code and I want to build a computer maybe pursue something career wise. I don't know much but it's extremely interesting and I'd be willing to listen to whatever u had to say about the feilds you're proficient and familiar in
>>28451897
>I'm interested in code and I want to build a computer
Nigga you're right down my alley. I've always wanted to teach someone how to code. Building a PC is just expensive Lego.
>>28451805
No cuck that's gross
>>28451749
IT IS SPACE STATION SPUTNIK DO NOT JOKE
>>28451770
HOW AM I CANDY WITH NO SEX
MARCY TELL ME IT IS TOGETHER
>>28450134
pics plz :v
>>28451933
I will buy you months amount of candy.
>>28450986
Diggin that music. You sound pretty cool but assuming your soundcloud is it, you live on the other side of the world.
>>28451847
Girl. I don't think I could believe someone would love me, so I prefer pretend.
>>28451836
I don't find interest in things anymore, not even anime. Im good at listening to music :^).
>>28451855
I don't want a rl bf
>>28451828
date me please
hhhggg'
>28.5
>never a gf
>escaped civil war alive
>no friensa
>bps and chronic depression diagnosed
>permanent anxiety as soon you leave your room
>failed college several times
>still at beginn of college trying to make it
>was drug addict meth cocaine mdma lsd . basically everything. meth iss best btw.
>if i dont make it in collegei will become a homelesess junkie and yolo everyday .
>die with50 . cant wait for this day to happen
>soon anon
>>28451889I was right :^(
19
male
5'11
date me anyone?
pic related, me
>>28449293
Hi.
I'm a vegan 5'6 mexican boy 22 years of age with no job but school and I don't really like anime but I like meeting girls who are accessible so please reply to this with your favorite Harry Potter book is and if it's the same as mine I'll let you catch this dick
>>28452005
you sound dead on the insid like me. unfit for an irl relationship too. wanna internet date, wallow and share music?
>>28452005
Why don't you want a real bf, but want a practice? Just because you don't want to trust someone?
>>28452005well at first it might be pretend but i could probably get attached in the friendship. i doubt you are unlovable though. if we did a pretend thing we would tell each other love and flirting shit so be prepared for that if that's what you want.
POST CONTACT
i'll bet $10 no one bites:
me:
>28M.
>white, 6'4", 165lbs.
>bald.
>depressed.
>i play guitar (most edgy 80's/90's speed metal and early 70's folk because it's fun), former classically trained violinist, also dabbled in contemporary music composition.
>i also like to draw (not very well)
>not a weeb, but will watch whatever. i like artsy-fartsy shit.
>in STEM.
>quiet but nice, pretty shy but open up very quickly.
>would probably dedicate my life to someone who i really love, but i don't get. attached very easily unless i really get to know people.
>i love birds and would like to get into birdwatching.
you:
>age doesn't matter, but don't be jailbait. 24-30 would probably be best range tbqh.
>not fat.
>any racei have a weakness for blacks
>pls b nice i'm fragile
woo bb what a catch i am
Me
>18
>m
>UK
>6'2"
>(I'd rate myself 6 or 7/10 but it's hard to rate yourself)
>155lbs
>played the drums since I was 11 (some girls might like that I guess)
>had a gf for a month when I was 16 before she broke up with me
>KV
>main interests are anime and vidya, but open to pretty much anything
You
>a woman with a vagina
Will definitely contact anyone who replies with contact details (preferably skype)
>>28447238
Me
>18-19
>m
>5-10
>Not Brock Lesnar, but still pretty stronk
>Blue eyes
>brown hair
>white
>has car and steady job
You
>18
>f
>5-7 or lower
>Loyal to the end
>clingy and depressed
>virgin
>hazel eyes
>black/brown hair
>white
>qt/10
>likes movies and vidya, and good music
>not a shallow slut
Am I asking for too much?
>>28452048
i'm so sorry anon take a (You) since you seem like a lovely person. i just wanna give you a hug
>>28452137
OK I keep saying candy but I also like hot chips and would talk to you as well if you bought me a bag of chips
>>28452182
It's alright, I know I'm a fatty.
does anyone want to be my bf
>>28452188
nah i don't like being used by ppl.
been there done that.
22
Male
Australia
Non virgin :^)
Moderately successful in life thus far
I don't actually want any of you mentally unstable fucks
>>28452198
you said you're working to control it though, being a nice person under it is sweet. best of luck out there anon
>>28452099
replied m80
>>28452202
yes
but im a tranny too
i love you
>>28452202
Yeh, post contact detailsunless you're just a convincing trap. You can never be too sure.
>>28447238
19
M
6'0"
White
Blonde
Glasses
Alright body shape
looking for anyone really
As long as you're not too ugly or overweight
>>28452202
I totally would. You're cute.
>>28452202
are you going to v& me if I say yes?
>>28452226
Yeah, I guess, thanks anyway.
>>28451828
Thanks you look like a nice girl :)
>>28452232
hey that is okay! i support your gender identity!
>>28452235
idk what a trap is senpai
>>28452244
thank you!
>>28452250
no senpai. im 23 years old.
>>28452297
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
mfw comment not original
mfw I have no face
>>28452316
Feel free to post email/skype/etc. :3
>>28452070
What's your favorite album
>>28452078
It will always lead to one person loving the other more than the other person actually needs them and that level of dependence seems scary.
>>28452092
Post your pretend bf application
Me
>21
>f
>5'6"
>white (as fuck)
>slender-average (130ish)
>likes vidya but not a gamur grill
You
>21-26
>m
>5'9" or taller
>Caucasian
>If you aren't chubby and can pick me up easily (for reasons)
>live in Calgary or surrounding area
>Long distance is shit
>>28452353
atm its
big black: song about fucking
>>28452353
You said it doesn't really matter but >>28450227
>>28452341
[email protected]
Message me c:
>>28452202
>>28452202
God damn youre cute. I hope youre into astrology and tarot, I love chicks like that. Even aatronomy is wonderful.
If you post your skype ill add you.
>>28452297
What a qt, very nice face, cute hair.
Why are there never any old fembots?
>>28449682
You got a pic? I will reciprocate
>>28452425
how old do you consider old for a fembot?
>tfw24
feels old man.
>>28452410
>I hope youre into astrology and tarot
bby I have 3 different tarot card decks lemme read our future together ;)I'm not that girl though
>>28451862
No science dealing with society is hard. And use of empirical research in them is often impossible. Although i admit, that my original post was in big part an insult to roastie who think she deserve gifts for her talking.
Considering generalizations, they are still useful in everyday situations like buying/selling, dealing with people in lets say worse enviroments like shitty bars or bad parts of town or other situations, where you can end up cheated/beaten...
In politics and security i dislike modern doctrine, when they fight against "discrimination" and against some groups/parts being more watched, although statistics prove they are more dangerous or modern refugee politics, where not all moslims is argument for letting all in.
And in my opinion belief in exceptionalism of modern society is one of biggest bullshit around. Sure, there are some differences, but the same belief was in every era of human history and there were and are still many similarities. Only difference is, that modern man is more sheltered and used to confort which make him more docile and passive, but take that away and we are just barbarians like before.
Will take a look at that book too.
>>28447238
>21
>m
>6'0
>skinny as fuck
>wear glasses
>somewhat autistic, shy, go to college
You
>around my age
>skinny/fit/barely chubby
>small boobs
>not a pleb
>>28452469
30something, I can't into the smartphone generation.
>>28452490
forgot to sayI'm not american and I'm tanned
>>28452001
thanks anyway2k3
guess i have to spam this
Am:
>19
>m
>1'10
>slim
>from britain but have lived in spain for 14 years
>averige looking
>like to read play/make music watch cinema and some anime
looking for
>f
>don't care what you look like
>relativily smart
>likes to read
>is introvert
i'm not all that bothered about a gf i just want a female friend i can talk too. i'm very lonely
email [email protected] give me a (you) if you want me to check my email this evening
>>28452341
eeh idk i dont want to risk talking to creeps
>>28452410
tymv. im into astronomy actually. i study that, math and chemistry.
>>28452472
Be sure to look into the illuminating works of Cesare Lombroso while you're at it.
>>28452503
my best guess would be that any woman who is still single by then just kills herself, honestly.
>>28452372
>20
>6'2
>200 stomach/muscle
>Not Calgary but neighbor
>half white HMU
>>28447238
me
>18
>m
>5 10
>underweight
>very white
>uni
>often awkward and shy irl but qt and funny sometimes
>not depressed but never happy
>pretty liberal but 4chan has made me kind of racist and conservative
you
>18-30
>not fat
>decent/10
>not black
Me
>27
>m
>british
>6ft
>chubby, but getting it down
>glasses
>white
>awful hair
>beard
>genuinely diagnosed aspie, even getting the bennies for it
>spend most of my time playing vidya
You
>f
>british
It's getting pretty dire, lads
>Post on here
>get no (you)s
End me, please
>>28452594
heres a (You) anon, bro hug ;_;
>>28452398
>>28452399
I can't have two online boyfriends because that would make me a roastie.
>>28452594
Trust me it's better than getting a single (you) and then having the person disappear once you reply.
>>28452570
What's the other half?
Where u live?
Send pics pls :D I will too
>>28452562
Yeah, guess it's way past my expiration date too, thanks for the reminder.
>>28452613
pick me then im a shell of a human
>>28452613
Well you said it's fake and you only want a pretend bf or someone to care about you. As long as you're willing to do that for me, it's no big deal. You could alwaysdrop one of us if you feel like a roastieafter a bit. Just know that I aint buying you shit, I aint flying to your place, I aint making plans to be together, it's strictly the romantic chats and possibly activities. Make your decision and post your contact info soon.
>>28452537
>don't wanna risk talking to creeps
then why did you bother posting then? i mean if you want to attention whore make your own thread at the very least instead of highjacking this one. the OP crearly states the thread is for anons looking for gf
>>28452420
>>28452334
Thanks, had a stressful as fuck week, cheered me up a bit
>>28452594
you are someones type on here im sure
>>28452353
Scary sure. It's a huge risk. Do you think the risk isn't worth the payoff though, if you DO find that bf? You sound turbo cute but I don't do pretend.
>>28452631
it's not the same for guys, not even a little.
guys can score teen and early-twenties pussy even into their late thirties. easy, too.
women have a very solid expiration date of 25.
>tfw I will be the christmas cake
>20
>6'2
>underweight
>I like to play my guitar and sing
>Mostly white
>Very lonely have had girlfriends in the past and I'm not a virgin but nobody has actually loved me or learned anything about me
>>28452681
well what am i just going to give out my info to everyone? if maybe some anon was sweet talking me and we flirted with each other then maybe but im not going to get bombarded with dick pics.
>>28452537
Well, tell you what. I'm [email protected] if you fancy emailing me. Ignore the baneposting pls.
why hasn't my future gf replied to my post yet?
>>28452425
I'm old. Most women my age have matured past coming here. It takes cripplingly low self esteem or an utter lack of self respect or dignity to keep coming to a place where you're spoken of the way robots talk of women all the time.
>>28452712
>tfw christmas cakes are the best because I don't have to be as afraid of them changing as a person in a couple years and leaving me
>tfw christmas cakes are the best becauseI'm 27 and it feels really weird thinking about dating someone almost 10 years younger
Me
>19
>M
>Just want someone to talk about history and culture and video games and other stupid shit
It'll never happen
>>28452761
date me then pls
origami
>>28452723
>6'2"
>wasting your life
Holy fuck, I would kill a man to be 6'2". Go work out for three months, put up a tinder, and drown in pussy.
>>28452723
Forgot to add
>I have a septum piercing and some tattoos
>>28452740
WHY EVEN BOTHER POSTING AT ALL!? AND WITH AN IMAGE ON TOP OF THAT!?. You read the fucking OP
>>28452706
>you are someones type on here im sure
Not likely
>>28452779
How can I date you if I don't know anything about you femcake.Plus there's a reason I'm still a single guy at 27. It isn't for lack of effort either. Do you like throwaway emails?
>>28452712
>>it's not the same for guys, not even a little.
It's so much worse you can't even imagine.
Probably a waste of time but:
>19 (almost 20)
>M
>eastern european from america
>virgin
>6'2
>160lbs
>green eyes, fairly pale skin, slim, light brown hair
>not too bad looking ive been told
>just working and trudging through community college, lifes a bit uneventful right now
>just really quiet
What im looking for:
>f, preferably around my age though i wouldnt mind you being older if you dont mind me being younger
>possibly any of you more feminine looking guys/traps
>preferably someone who is easy to talk to, though thats not my strong suit so i dont judge those who dont find it easy
>not too too concerned with looks, anything can be overlooked if i like talking to you
Just shoot me a message on kik, willing to provide pics, timestamps if need be. Kik is chronos7
>>28452638
>>28452676
Ok post throwaway emails, whoever replies to me first gets the honor
>>28452613
heres my ( >>28452676, >>28450227) throwaway
[email protected] if you want to send something, if not good luck out there
>>28452920
>>28452922
dont know if that counts as "first" really but here. i have to leave in a few minutes though.
>>28452712
>guys can score teen and early-twenties pussy even into their late thirties. easy, too.
>women have a very solid expiration date of 25.
Neither is true. I'm about to turn 30 and the male attention I'm getting has only been going up in quality. If you don't count the creeps and street harassment I had to deal with while in my teens and early 20s, it's been going up in quantity too.
>>28452756
But where did they go? Assuming you value a not extremely restricted idea exchange platform, what else is there? And how come you're still here then?
Me:
>22/m
>white, tall, brown hair, blue eyes
>watches a lot of anime
>crossdress sometimes
>cosplay too
>likes to tease
You:
>f
>cute voice
>sweet
>huge weeb
>will watch anime with me
>maybe play some vidya too
If you say nyaa a lot I will love you forever.
>>28452870
'course I do.
[email protected]
>>28452883
you think that, but you're probably a 19 year old boy.
the truth is that if a woman gets to 25 single, she'll very likely never get married, whereas 25 is when a man becomes truly valuable and is able to date women much younger than himself.
if you think older men have it worse than older women, you are sadly mistaken and out of touch with the real world.
>>28452975
I don't know where they went. Different places probably?
I'm still here because I'm uniquely pathetic.
>>28452958
you're not a female, though, so it doesn't really matter what you pretend is true.
your posting style is obviously male. please stop trying to be a bother.
>>28452706
What happened? Tell me about your week qt?
>>28452856
ITT: robots beg for fembots to be their qt gf
Give your stats and what you're looking for then hope a qt adds you on Skype or something.
Well i came in here expecting you to beg but youre just annoying me lol.
>19
>5'11
>130 lbs
>STEM fag
>white
I just got done with school so I'm super fucking bored. Not looking for a qt internet gf, just someone to talk to / vent autism struggles.
Me
>23
>6'4
>average body
>glasses
>wagecuck
>developing a game in my spare time
You
>anything really, someone to talk to would be nice, I'm just really lonely and have no clue how to interact with people irl
>tfw no fembot wants to be my gf
i have a relatively big dick you know if that means anything
>>28450710
I like long hair a lot. You sound very attractive. Post contact info if you'd like me to contact you.
>f
>18
>into anime and vidya
>Virgin
>blonde (but thinking of dying my hair)
>very pale
>>28452990
>the truth is that if a woman gets to 25 single, she'll very likely never get married
No. You're deluded, but fortunately at least this one claim was sufficiently concrete that it's easy to prove wrong.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_at_first_marriage
>>28453025
Had to go to court (won and its over woo) but it was still hard on me, only been single for a few weeks so there is that still hanging over me as well. Everybody has their troubles though eh
>>28453014
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zRQRB6inFq
>>28452137
You seem interesting.
Me
>18 f
>i do digital art and oil paintings, self studying to be an artist
>i watch anime regularly every season
>my favorite anime is probably Gakkou Gurashi
>i've never dated a guy in real life
>i'm a bit chubby since I don't go outside but I am not fat
>i just want someone to love me
>>28453086
Ah, well, hope it goes better for you! Won't be long before you find yourself a qt gf! Where are you from anyway?
>>28453033
yeah well don't worry i haven't reached the point of desperation where i'd give someone like you a (you)
Me
>25
>M
>5'10
>Chubby
>White
>Blonde
>Weeaboob
>UK
You
>25 or under
>Over 5'
>Chubby/ fat
>Asian or white
>Weeb/gamer
>Slob
>>28452137
I'd go on a date with you if you were near me.
>>28453147
The land of bagged milk and igloos
>>28453124
I also really like Vocaloid and Touhou music. I'm starting to get into vaporwave too.
>>28453073
the average age for women getting first married in the United States is 26.
HOWEVER; this is after dating the man they marry for years - on average 25 months, according to eHarmony surveys - and then they will be engaged for about 9 months before getting married. that's nearly three years between starting to date and getting married. furthermore, studies show that the longer you date before getting married, the longer your marriage will last, and that people who get married within a year of meeting will barely make it to their third anniversary, whereas those tying the knot in under two years will barely make it to seven years.
if you're female and make it to 25 and you haven't even met a man yet, you're fucked. good luck finding anyone who isn't a shit to commit to you when there's fresh pussy turning 18 every day.
http://www.eharmony.com/blog/when-dating-how-long-do-you-wait-for-the-ring/#.VzEauYQrJdg
w-would a fembot date someone like me?
>>28453114
Gimme that boipussy senpai.
>>28448068
BUMP
BUMP POWER
Me
>21/m
>6 foot
>chubby and losing it
>weeaboo
>university student
You
>f
>under 30
>not obese, regular fat is fine
>asian or white
>likes anime and videogames
>will watch anime with me
>lives in New Zealand
>>28450986
I will be honest I was not expecting much, but this is exactly what I like to listen to. So if that's you or not, whatever, thanks for the good music.
>>28453306
why are you making that face?
how would we know what kind of a person you are just from one (creepy) picture?
>>28453306
Yeah sure, if I wanted to get murdered in your creepy stalker van and end up in a ditch
Go on Tinder with that profile m8, I'm sure you'll get pretty far.
Are fembots even real?
And are there any in the land down under?
Please I'm so lonely ;-;
>>28452990
Took me a while but sent. That's one of them "expires in 30 minutes" deals isn't it?
>>28447967
>5'1
verne troyer, is that you?
originao commet
>>28453341
>>28453367
well thanks a lot asshole. i'm a schizo so having a blank creepy look come with the illness i can't help it. i thought on /r9k/ of all places people wouldn't be so judgmental with looks
me
>22 years old
>5ft9
>skinny despite living in Burgerland
>white
>brown hair blue eyes
>plays sandbox MMOs religiously (UO/Galaxies/EVE Online)
>watches 2-3 movies a day
>neet but working on indie game dev project :^)
pic related
email: [email protected]
>>28453488
nice arm bro
>>28453467
You need to disclose that so they know you're not being a creepy fuck
Not judging, just being honest for your sake.
>>28447238
Me
>18
>M
>5'11
>I have muscle but I'm not athletically built. My abs are kinda visible. I do muay thai every day.
>White (Mediterranean), brown hair, brown eyes.
>I watch anime occasionally. Not a weeb tho.
>I play vidya. Right now tf2. fuck overwatch.
You
>F
>Around my age 16-20
>Not a bitch
>Not a "robot". You can be a bit weird but honestly I don't have the patience to date a mentally insane person.
>Able to hold a conversation/Not an idiot
>Not depressed
>We have to have similar interests.
>You can be chubby, you can be thin. Just don't be ugly (physically or otherwise)
>>28453330
Thanks very much, it means a lot2k3
>>28453507
I wish that was my arm, Konami built a bionic arm for an amputee and it's awesome as fuck.
>>28453276
27, not 26. Not that such a small difference is neither here nor there. Plenty of people marry at later ages, and half of women who marry marry when they're older than median age at first marriage.
>if you're female and make it to 25 and you haven't even met a man yet, you're fucked
I was, and it was awesome. Good times.
I'm still not sure if I'm ready to settle down, but within the last 2 years, I've dated 3 guys who were all excellent marriage material and interested in a serious and committed relationship with me (2 of them I dumped, one breakup was mutual). Maybe it'll get much worse for me soon but it sure doesn't seem too hard to get married at the moment.
Guys also don't actually seem all that interested in much younger women. Sure, the worse a catch they themselves are, the more likely they are to go after much younger women. And I include people like Donald Trump in that category. He may be rich but no amount of money can make up for his horrible personality, misogyny and the kind of role he expects a woman to take on in a relationship.
>>28453586
tumblr pls go
tumblrplsgoblox
>>28453409
theyre real and theyre all boys
>>28449687
Dude, want to get out there and walk the earth ?
>>28453586
>misogyny
>horrible personality
libcuck detected, enjoy being with the type of cunt that lists "destroying the patriarchy" on things she's doing with her life on OkCupid
Okay, let's try again..
me:
>21
>f
>5'6"
>thin/average (130ish)
>games but not a gamer grill
you:
>21-26
>5'9" and above
>average, /fit/, can pick me up
>live near Calgary
>tfw no response
>tfw comment not original
is there a science behind making sure a post gets (you)s or something? or am i a very uninteresting person
Me:
>M
>23
>White
>6'2"
>Obese
>Receding hairline
>Minimum-wage retail job
>Community college meme degree
>Play Nintendo vidya and collect 50's/60/s music on CD
You:
>F
>>28453682
Be a girl.
I want a norwegian gf that is into anime and being a neet loser with me!!!
>>28453687
>obese
no thx desu
>>28453655
Calgary requirement kills you. Good luck. You seem alright.
Requiring a geographical area is a really stupid idea desu, if you're truly meant for someone, what makes you think that you're within a 500 mile radius of them?
>>28453655
i'm 20 if that's ok with you
Girls like dogs right ??
You girls should make me your boyfriend I got a qtpi doggie
>>28453708
thx for your reply desu
>>28453723
What the fuck? It looks like it's a cross species organism between a horse and a dog and maybe an angry cat.
>>28453723
omg im so wet
>>28453723
How big is his knot, this is important
>>28453723
Ugliest dog I've seen in a VERY long time
>>28453763
Admit it, it's cute in an ugly way.
>>28453723
send me ur skype
>>28453721
It is :) as long as you're emotionally mature.
>>28453718
Well that's my hope, but I'm open to someone further away.
>>28453749
It's an English bull terrier dickhead
>>28453763
Fuck you he's beautiful
>M
>18
>Slim
>5'8"
You
>anyone
>fucking kill me
>rip my dick off
>>28453798
I reversed image searched it and I never knew it was a breed. It's a strange looking creature. I like him though.
>>28453776
Add me on Facebook x
I already have a boyfriend, I'm just looking for a fembot to be friends with. I try really hard to be friends with girls but they're mean in real life. I don't have any female friends and it's hard.
>5'5
>110
>F
>I like podcasts and makeup
>vegan
>computer science major
>>28453792
well i like to think i am :^). Although i don't live anywhere near calgary
>>28453851
>vegan
Into the trash it goes
>>28453851
>qt3.14
>boyfriend
>friends
fuck off stacy
>>28453864
>not being with a compassionate human being that values life in all forms
>>28453868
this.
>>28453772
not even ugly in a cute way
>>28453853
That's fine! Where you from?
>>28453868
You don't have a monopoly on feeling lonely
>>28453851
How old are you, and is that a picture of you?
>>28453886
He'll bite your cock off I have him trained
>>28453898
Yes, I'm 20. Here's unedited from a different angle.
>>28453851
Would you go les with me? You're cute.
>>28453851
I'm pretty sure this is bait, but I'm a female and would like to have female friends too.
>>28453927
Haha, I really didn't mean for it to be upside down. Sorry. But I guess that is a different angle!
>>28453897
>being a woman
>lonely
pick one.
Unless you are in the bottom 1% percentile of women aesthetically, you will never feel a man's loneliness.
>>28453927
Heres a tip, screenshot the picture then post it.Then get out roastie [\spoiler]
>19
>f
>43 kg, 160 cm
>white, hazel eyes, brown hair
>student
>used to be a drawfag
>interests: abandoned all for now " having an existential crisis"
>khv
>friendless
>will be your emotional gf
>>28453851
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT NORMIE SCUM GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
These threads are pathetic. Get over the pussy. It's just sex. Girls aren't worth the hastle. Just die single and make friends. Girls aren't worth your pain.
>>28453927
>>28453851
>>28453655
>>28453488
>>28453306
>>28452537
>>28452297
>>28452202
>>28452059
anyone that takes attentionwhores posting on /r9k/ seriously are trash and you scum belong together
>>28453927
You're a little young to be my friend (and I prefer people in my area anyway so I can do stuff with them), but I hope you find someone. You seem like a nice person.
>>28453891
spain haha. i'm just looking to have a friendly conversation with someone really
>>28453943
Not bait. Do you listen to podcasts? That's pretty much all I can talk about without getting awkwardly quiet
Are there any qt's in Australia?
Pls I'm lonely
>>28453993
Don't know metric system but I'm pretty sure you're not fat and you seem alright
Here I am (with email)
>>28453488
>>28453993
>emotional gf
>>28453924
my cock is big he'll have a hard time doing that
>>28453070
Sorry I had a class and a test so I couldn't post. If you're still here my throwaway email is [email protected]
>>28454006
I wanna get my end away here so beat it you're killing the vibe
>>28453993
>43kg
thanks mrskeltaloriginalcommentaf
>>28453655
6'2 guy might reconsider; more photos?
>m
>21
>Southern CA
>white
>6'
>150 lbs
Looking for a femanonwho is
>white
>not fat
>>28453993
You're so tiny!
Cute!
>>28453993
i'm ok with just having a female friend who i can practice my convo skills with. although i'll be your bf if you want. this is me
>>28452534
>>28453993
i am basically the girly male version of you
also khv
please be my gf ill be your emotional bf
Me
>25
>6'3"
>162 pounds
>actually have a job
>can cook food
You
>not fat
please respond
Is there any girl out there that would want to be my friend. I've never had a female online friend before but I think it'd be nice.
I'm
>19
>f
>really socially awkward but I try not to be
>really average looking in everything
>I like talking about music, movies, and life/feels mostly
>I can play guitar shittily and could write songs about our friendship
>>28454045
All you bitches should give this guy a shout hes got a big dick that's attached well.to the body
>me
18 Years old
5'7
115 LBS
pic relatedw
kv
autistic, depressed, slightly paranoid
learning Programming (which seems to be the only productive thing I'm capable of doing)
I study history in my free time as well as play vidya
>her
Biological female
>>28454094
>might reconsider
lol what
>>28454009
yeah sorry for that tbqh. but this thread is all about attention whoring
>>28454154
Actually cute if that's you.
Me
>18
>f
>5'3
>90lbs
>khv
>white
>ugly
You
>m or f
>not older than 30
My kik is catmolester and my skype is catmolester_
>>28454154
holy shit, it's adam carolla!
>22
>skinnyfat (high metabolism + lazy)
>/pol/ /x/ /r9k/: the trifecta of shittiness
>i own a cat, 15 chickens, and 5 ducks
>i can hand-sew and cook
>i spent my whole childhood reading, not playing vidya or going outside -- just reading
>a little bit jewish
>not quite feminist and not quite misogynist
>hate political correctness
>NEET who lives with mummy
>someone who wants to read books with me
rubbishdjinn on skype
>>28454157
I'll be your friend. Maybe we can write songs together
>>28454059
When did this vibe shit become a meme here? Been off /r9k/ for a while
>>28454179
>programming
>history
give me ur contacts desu
>>28454154
Hey! Where you from?
I'm >>28452372
>>28453070
you still here? how long do you like it? also do you like curly or straight hair?
>tfw too scared to message someone first
>>28454192
>but this thread is all about attention whoring
it's not about attention whoring lol reread the title
Here is a picture of my cute doggo
Do I qualify for a gf now?
>>28454246
i only posted my pic because anons wheren't interested in my post. but they seem to think i look like a psycho so i guess that didn't work
>>28447238
I've already passed the breaking point.
I no longer feel feels, tfw no gf is alien to me. I need no one to accompany me into the void, I am my own company.
I will not post contact, I wouldn't share my attention with you even if it would save your life.
Get toasted, roasties.
>>28453816
Femanons can whore all attention.
I will become my own bf desu
>>28454234
about 2500 miles away
me
>27
>5'10
>225
>73k/year
>losing weight
you
>not fat
>nice faceinb4 0 replies
Me
>m
>260lbs
>Hispanic
>5"11
> fit fat so no saggy man titties
I'm hard working and take no shit I will fight your battles for you if you are shy. I expect my women to cook spicy food and clean my house, I will do my own laundry. I will not cheat on you but if you cheat on me I will kill you and your lover. I will marry under the condition your parents pay for the weeding and give me their furniture, 1 kid max. If you must watch anime you can in the studio I own and where I keep my anime shit as we'll since i will raise the children to be chads and Stacy. I will only accept Latina, or tan Asian with big titties, thanks
>>28454202
>catmolester
hmm ok
>>28453467
it's not a "blank stare"
you've got your eyes held super open under a furrowed brow and you can change that, just look in the mirror for a fucking minute and change the way you hold the muscles in your face.
schizophrenia doesn't change the way your face looks, don't make excuses.
>>28454231
my skype isoogeneral_ryanoo
please don't judge the name I've used this since I was 12 and just never bothered to switch accounts
>>28454217
Really? My skype is purplefish43
>>28454310
but anon you are fat and have an ugly face, your standards are too high.
No pic sorry
21 M
5 10, 180 lbs
Mostly /fit/, exercise very regularly just don't want to eat uberhealthy
Done 3 years of chem eng uni.
Currently making $30/h at my summer job
Play guitar
White, dirty blond hair
Blue eyes
Enjoys playing sports, enjoying a beer, some vidya
Very conservative
Dislikes hipsters
The biggest one: uncut
>>28454310
slight resemblance to drew carey before he lost weight
>>28452372
24/bc here
I'd move for the right qt
>>28454297
when is the last time you cried, anon?
>>28454153
P-p-post c-contact info...?
24
- started money on my own but still live at home and hide it from mommy
- fat, hairy, balding - Full on dad mode
- when I hold the base my cock is a nice 7.5"
- technically not a virgin since i fucked my friend in the ass at age 11
- possibly autistic, must investigate further
- jerk off multiple times a day, cum on my hand and lick it off then spit it in the trash
holly shit who would have though getting an online gf would be this difficult
>>28454318
>260lbs
>fit fat
>hispanic
>5'1"
Husbando material
>>28453723
Skype pls cute doggo
>>28454405
e-email me your skype/steam
i will send you a request but im about to pass out from no sleep. will def talk to you soon though
[email protected]
>>28447238
>M
>18, turning 19 in a week
>6'2
>fit but not jacked.
>white
>no glasses :)
>desu this is my first post on /r9k/, i came here from /pol to make fun of degenerates but you all seem ok. i hope you all find someone.
>Tried getting into anime, but most aren't my thing, i liked deathnote and future diary a lot.
>>28454446
>Tried getting into anime
why would you do that? top tier degeneracy
>>28454446
>girl must be virgin
>my age
>not fat
>not a bitch
you can see why im single now eh? -_-
>>28454367
jesus christ you sound like a faggot
off yourself my man
>20
>Male
>6'0"
>230 lbs
>Job
>Car
>Addicted to memes
>No meaningful goals
I want to talk with any femanon who feels robot
>>28454469
>girl must be virgin
you guys need to ditch this fucking fantasy right now
>25
>150 lb, 5'11"
>55k year
>live in a nice apartment in Tacoma
>fast motorcycle
>>28454420
5'1???!!!
I said 5'11
People say I don't look my weight
>>28454243
i-i'll message youy-you're a fembot right?
Me
>M
>24
>5'9
>180lbs, muscular
>Have job, car, motorcycle
>I like video games
>I have figurine collection
>No artistic talent
>I cook alot
>Personality of a dumb puppy
>>28454466
i went from being popular in highschool to not giving a fuck about socializing in grade 12, so i was left with only a handful of options when it came to friends when i finished my "woe is me" phase. They're all into it, and i chirp them thoroughly. I never had an issue hanging out with people of lower status, though i know most girls see that in a negative light.
would be nice if there were successful stories of anons meeting up and being happy and blah blah. Hesitant to post skype or anything of that sort.
>>28454497
stats of marring girl who isnt one scare me senpai. to be honest ill probably just stay single, its sad but better for me in the long run.
Can I post here if I want a bf?
I'm a guy btw
>>28454365
you're not wrong, anon. everything you just posted is 100% accuratethis is why I'll be a wizard soon
>>28454513
You are very attractive.
>>28454519
pure autism
you will never find qt virgin
>>28454505
Yeah I typo'd
As long as you still look big, you're still husbando tier to me.
>>28454545
yuck go to /lgbt/ bro, or kys.
>>28454513
what the fuck is this. How many women have you banged?
>>28454405
h-hey email me
>>28454427
>>28454564
Probably not. but at least ill have you my itty bitty degen <3<3
Me
>24
>m
>6'4
>not fat
>white
>low self esteem
>work full time 3rd shift
you
>dont weigh more than 200 lbs
>dont be mean to me :(
skype:domebuddy
>>28454502
forgot to post my email: [email protected]
>>28449745
18/f (Also a senior in high school)
my kik is abazaba18
me:
>m
>20
>slim
>tan
>5'8
>neet
>weeb-ish
>can actually hold a conversation
>play very few games and mostly spend my time watching tv shows online
>very self-aware about my appearance
>very judgmental
>like arguing
you:
>consistent, like daily contact
>willing to message first
>needy
>not after money
don't really care about appearance since were never gonna meet and I just want a few friends who genuinely WANT my attention
>>28454601
i'll give you some mad dome, buddy ;)
>>28454542
The thing about this is any girl who is a virgin bride has such an obviously low libido it kind of makes sense that she wouldnt cheat
The problem is that women who have such low libidos are frigid and are more likely to stop having sex with you at all.
>>28453993
I'm
>23
>m
>194cm
>khv
>learning to draw
>mostly friendless, I have one friend from highschool that moved to another country who I Skype with sometimes
Want to be friends?
I'm 21, 6'1 skeleton
I'm looking for mommy gf
>>28454513
Are you into being dominated by chance, senpai?
>>28454676
>I don't matter
lol
is there a genuine introvert fembot out there? someone who really doesn't feel confortable with people or going outside. i don't care if you're ugly or have a shit personality i just want a real conection with another human being someone who will stop me from feeling so lonely
>>28454542
besides this >>28454671
that chart also doesn't take into account separating religious sects.
for instance, Catholics aren't supposed to have sex outside of marriage, and they also aren't supposed to get divorces.
I don't think it has much bearing on an otherwise good, solid relationship as to whether or not you're marrying a virgin.
>see a (you)
>its just someone responding to a post thats not actually my original comment
Just kill me now man, fembots hate me.
>>28454240
Just past ears for sure. Longer is better though.
No preference for curly or straight ~
>>28454671
the pain of being cheated on is something i will never go through again bro. That betrayal will haunt me forever. Naturally i can joke about it now, but fuck relationships with a girl who isnt willing to hold off until marriage.
>>28454562
Thank you!
>>28454584
6
>>28454691
No one has ever tried, i'm open minded though.
>>28454683
dude i think i tried to fuck your girlfriend a few years ago
>>28454405
am the person who said i'm basically a girlyboy version of you. those emails were temps, i'm about to go to bed and idk if you're still here. but if you are and you see this, send me your skype or something here: [email protected]
>>28454838
That's a funny joke fa'm, ive never had a gf where the fuck do you think you are
I am
>>28452297
Going out for a bit if any friendly femanons who aren't axe murderers want to you can add me on le skype
[email protected]
>20
>m
>5'8"
>white
>blond hair blue eyes
>Medium skinny
>white
>medium length hair
> maryland, USA
> asexual spectrum
> autism spectrums
> studying physics in uni
I'm not sure why i'm doing this,
I'm not gonna beg for gf though, but I think people who are lonely ought to be able to find the group of people that they fit in well with - more important than relationships imo (but when you're completely alone you don't see it like that)
>>28454740
nah senpai, when you can compare the steak youre eating to past ones, envy may occur.
>>28454823
shoot me a message on skype if you want, I have stereotypical anime protag hair if that does anything for you
live:c4729
>>28454671
It's hard to tell you guys this, but if you get cheated on it's going to be your fault 99.9% of the time
Why would you want to find another equally needy and emotionally unstable as yourself on r9k? you guys are going to add each other and then realize you don't have anything to say to each other because you're exactly the same
>>28455055
don't blame the victim nigger, there are steps to be taken to prevent rape yes, but it is never your fault.
BE MY GF YOU SLUTS
[spiler]please[/spoiler]
>>28455055
>Guy cheats
>It's the guy's fault
>Girl cheats
>It's the guy's fault
>>28455101
>you're exactly the same
I wish that were the case. I never have anything in common with the fembots I add. No overlaping tastes, and they're almost always in school and make no effort to converse.
>>28454673
ok...
email?
>>28455145
part of the problem is that's what you think you want in a partner at all. having similar interests and tastes gets old as hell after a while. Both like to play video games? Have fun having this girl gamer tag along in all your lobbies with friends, completely changing the chemistry between friends you had before. Both like a certain genre of music/movie series? You're going to exhaust the topic in a week and have nothing else to talk about and your conversations become more and more mundane
>>28454574
>go to /lgbt/
I'd rather die desu
>>28455266
>They all like electronic music, which I don't enjoy at all
>I could talk endlessly about little-known country, blues, and rock 'n' roll singers from the 50's and 60's from my 4000+ CD collection, but none give a shit
>>28452202
Don't know if you're still here. You're super cute and I want to make you flapjacks
I could really do with a UK gf. An actual female one, though. Not a tranny.
24/m/canada
slender, brown hair and green eyes
pretentious, edgy/stubborn and occasionally arrogant. Typical Scorpio
I'm a teetotaler/ "straight edge"
outgoing and likes to do active stuff like hiking or going out
socially conservative/ economically left. Politically statist
respectably smart, MBTI type is INTP (surprise!) interests in philosophy/politics/abstract stuff
typical robot when it comes to relationships
lives in a van
Seeking a female
about my age
doesn't use drugs or drink too much (MANDATORY)
smart and likes to argue (within reason)
supporting nature
opposing politics is fine as long as we're compatible within reason
LOOKING TO MOVE OUTSIDE OF CANADA BECAUSE FUCK TRUDEAU, DISTANCE IS OKAY AND I'D PREFER TO VISIT EUROPE
>>28454205
she has a boyfriend and probably a roastie. Fuck off m8
>>28455250
Oh cool!
here's a throwaway
[email protected]
>>28455484
yes i am! thats so frickin cute. do you like fruit on top?
>>28454627
coalburner identified
>>28449978
top kek, kys
>>28450015
fav music?
>no one will ever add your skype from one of these threads
>you are undesirable even to femanons that post on r9k
I FUCKING HATE MYSELF
i make music. i'll write any femanon a song if they become my gf
>>28455595
It's true I tried to use this is a standard skype thread. I want female friends
This dude on the other hand is such a spaz he saw my contacts count go up because I added HIM and started assuming he'd "lost to someone closer" lol wut
Up your game bro
>>28455647
Depends on what kind of fruit, strawberries on top and blueberries in the batter.
>22/Arizona
>Panromantic gender fluid demisexual giantkin, preferred pronouns fe/fi/fo/fum, thank you for your consideration.
>I have a B.A. in Genderqueer Studies with a minor in Oppressed Peoples Literature from Wesleyan University '03-'12. I am a Citizen of the World. I went to film camp. I've read Sartre. I've read Thomas Pynchon. I've read Ayn Rand. I've been to Italy. I've been to France. I speak French. I've been to Spain. I've been to South America. I've been to Kenya. I've been to China. I backpacked across Europe. I prefer tea to coffee. I've been to Greece. I love Greek food. I'm a foodie. I'm always on the look out for a great little place to get breakfast. Sometimes I go to Barnes & Noble and lose track of the time. The black people that I've met said that I have a lot of flavor. I love my MacBook. But I also love my MacBook Pro, because it has the word "pro" on it. I drive an ancient Volvo that barely starts. The Matrix and Inception were the first movies in the last 10 years that made me really think. And yeah I paint, no big deal. I think conventional painting rules are stodgy, archaic. To bend the spoon you have to realize there is no spoon. Think outside the box. Coexist. Coexist and one more thing. If you don't know the difference "Your" and "You're"... "Your" and "You're". You're a fucking idiot.
>>28455908
#wastehistime
>b-b-ut ids dat creeps fawlt womyn save meeee
>>28455893
thats just how these threads go when youre just a normal dude and dont have any taboos
honestly I think its easier to find hypersexual skanks than it is to find someone who just wants to talk
>>28455924
W E W LAD
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>>28455893
What is ur sky, i got u senpai
>>28455973
Give ur sky 2 m3, m8
>>28455924
you strike me as an obnoxious cunt mate. no offence
I'll bite.
>20
>male
>5'10
>brown hair & eyes & glasses
>Brit
>McDonald's night worker
>not fat but not particularly skinny either
>into linguistics N shit
You:
>18-25
>female
>preferably lighter hair
>Brit [preferable, not mandatory]
>somewhat artsy
>>28456047
whats urs
>>28455893
You have to actually post your skype to get people to add it.
But better to post throwaway email. Then chat back and forth for a day or two. Once you're fairly certain they're not just adding you to laugh at you, then you get their skype and you add them.
>>28456047
its not the same, I posted my stats earlier and got nothing and someone adding me just cause I bitched a little about it is a shitty cop out
I just want a gf to be homeless with so we can live day to day sharing things and trying to survive tbqh
NEW THREAD HERE GOYIMS
>>28456164
>>28456164
>>28456164
>>28456164
>>28456164
>>28456164
>>28456114
>complains people don't add him
>people offer to add him
>complains and refuses
You're just like a typical lonely female, anon.
>>28455647
About to head to bed, to further our chat on breakfast foods my skype is ramennoodles1
>>28454202
or if you want to skip the bullshit, i can post all of her nudes. which are legal.
>>28447238
Way too late to the party...oh well
>23
>m
>6'
>something in between ottermode and skinny fat (still kind of fatty around the belly, but with clearly defined abs)
>white as fug
>into music, lit, and half assedly learning languages
I have about 3-4 important traits I'm looking for, everything else is negotiable
>can have effortless conversation with
>is into lovey dovey bullshit (preferably /gfd/ too, but not required)
>is pretty heavy into some kind of art
pls repond
>>28456222
Quick, the thread is about to die because it hit the bump limit
>>28456195
its the principle asshole, you wouldnt add me just from my original post so why would I go for a pitty add?
Me
>23
>M
>5'6"
>Fit
>Mullatto
You
>alive
>>28449752
what software do you use? do you have one of those tablet/stylus setups?
>>28456266
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there's a new thread man
Don't know if I'll get any takers, but it's worth a try.
Me:
>18
>Overweight
>Plays videogames
>Watches films and anime
>Writes screenplays for money
>Plans on going in to debt by going to college
>SouthEastern united States
>6'3
You:
>18-23
>Reasonable weight, nothing over 300
>Enjoys some creative medium, such as games, movies, or anime
>Had higher than a 2.2 GPA in highschool
we /soc/ now
me:
>m
>21
>fulltime student taking summer jobs
>try to keep up w/ anime seasonally (if there's stuff that looks good/life isn't ramming a rod through my rectum)
>vidya is yes but I am not up to date with consoles
>420 friendly and I'd smoke you out if you lived close
>something I hide from people is that I regularily update a update a Pokemon comic
>muisc is a big thing for me and I'm always looking for recs
>introverted/reclusive/probably mentally ill but I try hard to not let it run my life
dis me right now
you
-I like people with similar interests but I'd try to get to know anyone
-would like to be friends/get to know each other before jumping into a relationship or lewd things
hmm this could be interesting
not really looking for a gf (not that I'm against it), just people to talk to ;_;
>24
>M
>5'5'' (JFMSU)
>So Cal
>fit (ottermode)
>play some vidya
>work out
>working to save money for college
You
>anyone who feels like chatting about anything. I'm lonely 2bh. I live alone and can't go out cause my car got totaled. Not that I went out much anyway.
Skype: ed.estrada92
