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New summer op image edition
First for huskies
>>28421727
post PSD plz, I want to do a night version
Third for america
>>28421638
>>28421649
Because im on a phone it constantly changes back, pretty pointless.
>>28421787
no point doing night till day is complete.
>>28421727
>the sun isn't wearing a hat
Sort it out
Guess who didn't show up today for the fight?
That muggy cunt who wouldn't even post his picture. What a surprise.
If you're gonna chat shit be prepared to back it up.
>>28421839
then don't complain you bent normie
>>28421868
but anon... there is no sun.
>>28421922
My point exactIy
>>28421901
Stfu u virgin
senpai
The heat really brings out the laziness in me desu. Post weather-appropriate waifus.
>>28422018
Waifu, posted
Heatwave, no better
>>28422018
its quite warm desu lads, but i am still enjoying it.
Why do you guys like anime so much
I have literally never watched anime in my life
>>28422018
I love you Makoto.
Whats for din dins lads?
>>28421880
Thats fucking funny because I was there for a full hour, I even went into your shitty little pub and showed them your picture, not a single one of them knew you YOU FUCKING VIRGIN.
You pussied out, prove you didnt, you have my boxing club, you come find me now. I WILL FUCK YOU UP!
>>28422109
Why don't you try it then and find out
>>28422109
me neither
28422109
>>28422116
Was in there with a few mates and my girlfriend for our sunday dinner, so it's pretty clear you're full of shit. Kept my eye out for an obese weeb the entire time and nothing showed up, big surprises huh?
So now I've got to go somewhere you claim you go to (which you don't) because you think I care that much about beating you up? Nah kid. I'll wait until the meet and get you then.
>>28422157
You dont have a fucking girlfriend or friends you fuck. Im also in much better shape than you. Using fake fucking pictures cause your scared hahaha pussy
/r9k/ is such an awful, awful board. I literally wouldn't post here if it weren't for this thread. You chaps are a beacon of light in this miserable, tragic place. A dim light, but a light nonetheless.
>>28422181
I've posted my picture mate.You're the only one ashamed of the way he looks, maybe you should actually go to a gym instead of just pretend you do?
>>28422018
Kuroyukihime is best waifu. Pureflat at its finest.
>>28422203
Post another picture then. A different one.
Here is me.
Names jack and you already know where I live. You pussy.
>>28422234
You? That's me you stupid cunt, a crop of the photo I posted yesterday.
Fuck off you retarded child.
CAN I GET INVOLVED GUYS?
>>28422255
Haha nice attempt at trolling you pathetic cunt.
maybe you should actually go to a gym instead of just pretend you do?
Fucking pussy post your picture or leave
>going out without a jacket for the first time in 8 months
Insha-Allah brothers, God truly is great
Why is there /britfeel/ beef going on? How did it all start?
>>28422234
Looks like a stoned beaner. lol
>>28422277
I hate not wearing multiple layers on my shit body
Fuck Summer
>>28422277
hope you get run over rasheed
>>28422281
Yeah I sit by myself in the pub everyday haha.
Could still kick the shit outta you lad.
>>28422276
Check >>28400449 you sperg.
Oh, and the comment still stands: Your move fatty.
>>28422299
Nor me, my armpits are gonna get sweaty as fuck. Reckon I'll take a spare tshirt just in case it gets too bad.
>>28422310
Thats my post you fucking idiot.
>>28422277
>kebab language
Remove kebab.
>>28422329
Pretending to be me now yeah? Pathetic mate. Pure pathetic.
>>28422280
Its a guy samefagging just ignore him
>>28422306
Oh damn, remove sodium buddy. No need to be mad ;)
>this guy roleplaying with himself about having a fight
Is this supposed to be entertaining?
>>28422329
Stoned beaner arab dude said he could beat up two people at once and often did and someone told him to shut up and he's just been running the thread since.
Its embarrassing.
>>28422377
Meant for >>28422280
Don't know what happened there.
>>28422234
Nobody cares you dirty sandnigger. Go back to mudslime valley.
Wtf...
I was the guy who told him he couldn't beat up 2 people at once. That was like 3 fucking threads ago.
He's been same fagging since then?
Jesus I shouldn't of replied to someone with autism.
>>28422377
That's right I run the thread.
Bunch of mugs.
>>28422454
NO ONES RUN THESE THREAD AS MUCH AS ME CUNT
I MADE THIS PLACE A WARZONE FOR WEEKS
>>28422496
Not being funny shout you're a sound guy and all but I would actually decimate you if we came to blows.
I WENT TO YOUR FUCKING PUB
YOU WASNT THERE YOU DIRTY ARAB
STFU OR ILL COME NOW AND GLASS YOU YOU CUNT!
>>28422516
It's easy to say you were there but where's the proof mate?
>Detective STILL browsing Poleaboos blog
This thread has literally been ruined by these autistic faggots.
I hope you both kill yourself.
>>28422561
Poleaboo who we've established doesn't exist, so it's a blog being visited by people stupid to fall for the story.
>>28422545
I'll go back tomorrow same time and take a selfie outside the pub.
I was joking at first but now I'm gonna hurt this cunt.
Might rape his sandnigger girlfriend while I'm there as well.
I miss you, Britain.
Who /AOTY/ here?!
>>28422574
If you guys had stuck up for me when he said I couldn't beat up 2 guys at once this wouldn't of happened.
>>28422594
You weren't joking. You were pretending. You won't be there tomorrow either.
I like how you stole that picture off /fit/ by the way, very classy >>>/fit/37087176
Genuinely embarrassed for you right now.
House mate and I spent our Sunday perfecting a new dance routine to use in the club. Would love to be able to show you guys.
>>28422594
Meal is delivery and on my favourite anime on another screen and it's always on, func sin and meme it all. hookers. take. cash. and tan professionally if you think your post steps close
Radiohead release surprise 192 track album etched onto a beam of light using an organic laser forged from the subconscious of Zeus.
>>28422594
>>28422682
BTFO
ochobloxo
Guys I've found maximum comfy
>living in my own flat
>nude in a sleeping bag
>watching tv with headphones
>shitposting from my laptop through a vpn using a 4chan pass
How do you guys achieve comfort?
>>28422829
>my own
>flat
your name on the building deed?
>>28422829
>
how can you afford your own flat? whats your job?
>>28422845
ok, flat I'm renting
>>28422853
autismbux my friend
>>28422829
This really is max comfy son.
>>28422682
I posted it on fit you fucking idiot. It's on my instagram as well.
I'll be there tomorrow, fuck you up, fuck your slag of a girlfriend and then piss on your mothers grave.
Oh wait she self cremated all over the local shopping centre the dirty paki
guy how much money should i be making at 23, I need to know how poor i am.
>>28422614
Is it out??
>>28422909
Fuck it mate I am coming down there right now, why wait until tomorrow. Get fucking down in an hour if you're any sort of a real man. I don't blame you if you don't though because I will break your fucking knck if you do.
>>28422932
I'm 23 and I make 22k a year (before tax) it feels like I'm not making very much at all
/britfeel/ bbq when?
>>28422932
100k starting iirc
>>28422946
You coming to my boxing club?
Good, im driving up there right now
wow this latest epic meme that is totally not samefagging about le fighting banter is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!1 pmsl!!
>>28422957
just pork and burgers so no pakis turn up
Has he seriously made an instagram account to same fag with?
I just checked it and all the pictures where uploaded 5 mins ago
Much nicer day up here today lads. Tad sweaty under the armpits though, bad sign for the rest of the summer :(
>>28422018
I wish that she was here to reassure me that everything is going to be okay~
LADS IT IS FUCKING SWELTERING
>>28422682
How did he find that out?
>>28422730
Does this make sense to anyone?
Someone explain please?
I just had to walk through the park to get dinner. It's filled up with groups of happy attractive people having fun and chilling out. made me feel so sad and lonely
>>28423015
TILDE FUCK OFF NOBODY LIKES YOU
>went to the chippy on the way home
>ask for some chips and curry sauce
>ask to pay by card
>they don't have a card machine, in this the current year
>have no cash
>nearest atm is a 25 minute walk
>they have to bin the chips and give me a dirty look
>walk out and never go back
Fuck me lads that was embarrassing. To top it off, after that, I kicked a ball back to some kids like a right poofter.
>>28423084
>expecting a fucking chipshop to have a card machine
what?
>>28423084
This shit happens to me all the time.
And I don`t just shrug it off and carry on I torture myself with it for the next month at least.
>>28423084
twat
origblox
>>28423084
You're a fucking cock sucker
>>28423084
bit of a bender arent you desu :L
>>28423117
>>28423140
>>28423205
How am I supposed to know you couldn't pay by card? I don't think I've ever been somewhere where you can't pay by card. Even in paki shops you can.
>>28423228
>>28423214
You dont get it hahaha
>>28423015
would love some pics tilde <3
>everyone complaining about the heat
>slept all day with blinds shut so haven't noticed the weather at all
>room temperature is about the same as it usually is in winter when i have my heater on
>literally no difference in my life
>>28422934
Yeah, been out for about an hour mate
>>28423246
I dont either.
>>28423214
>>28423205
>>28423140
Leave him alone its a bully free zone
>>28422955
fuck... well ty anon.
My grandmother died. I feel numb rather than sad, its a weird feeling, like a hole.
>>28422018
>you will never walk hand in hand with her through a field of sunflowers
what is even the point in existing desu lads
Lads this pub guy wanting a fight with everyone, is he real?
Like has he posted here before with proof or is he using fake pictures and a fake location?
>>28423336
are you having her stuffed and mounted in your living room
>>28423336
i gave ur mums hole a weird feeling
>>28423371
I already stuffed and mounted her if you know what I mean
>>28423084
Why did they throw out the chips? If they already cooked them might as well have just given them to you and asked you to pay next time you are in. Silly geese.
>>28423398
Because then more people would "forget" their cash
>>28422829
>watching tv with headphones
not even being able to hear when people break in.
>>28423418
Not really. It would only ever work once. It is not like if he came back and 'forgot' his cash again they would keep giving him free chips on a tab til infinity. And realistically how many people are that stingy that they are going to go out of their way to make a fool and a liar out of themselves for 2 quids worth of potato? Not many people I would expect. If they are that desperate that they need to scam their way to a bag of chips then I'd give them the things for free anyway.
Hi lads.
>>28423431
>not even being able to hear when people break in.
This annoys me so much at night. I need headphones because other people are sleeping but I also need my ears to hear if someone is breaking in. I end up having to just wear 1 ear phone and have it quiet until like 3am when I am certain everyone in the neighbourhood will be asleep then I can listen to stuff properly.
>>28423500
stfu you fucking normie reeeee
who says lads what a fucking idiot end yourself fucking beta cuck
>want to wank to Muslim dominatrix porn
>there is literally no Muslim dominatrix porn
Liberation of women in Islam when?
>>28423513
>everyone
except the burglars who are hoping for the same thing you are
>>28423527
Sorry friend. I only use it ironically.
>>28423553
The best Poleaboo can recommend is ArabMistress
>>28423553
Women can't dom though. It looks pathetic
>tfw you have given up on women after meet ups always falling through
>No mates to go clubbing and no balls to go clubbing if I did have.
>That feel when you're being left behind and there is no way out of it
Everyone is having kids and looks happy, pretty shit desu lads.
>>28422909
It's been on your instagram 5 minutes you lying cunt. Funny how the image of me is also the crop and not the full one I uploaded.
>>28423585
Having kids is the exact opposite of happiness
What's more healthy, walking into work or cycling?
Takes about 20 minutes to get it by foot, 3 by bike.
>>28422873
That's my plan after uni. I'm overcrowded in my family house so I hope to get council housing for a flat for maximum comfy.
>covered someones shift yesterday so she can revise for her uni exam on monday
>mfw she won't cover my saturday shift so I can go to Amsterdam because "it's her first weekend off in ages"
Suka blyat you will literally have time off uni for 2/3 months, I canceled my weekend plans to get drunk with one of very few friends I have yet apparently your weekends is more important than mine
If she won't cover my shift I will quit and then she'll have lots of fun covering all my shifts until they find a replacement, your move you fucking hussy
>>28423364
it's just banter
>>28423398
only really works if you're a regular and on good terms with the owners Tbh
>>28423693
Hahaha you got played like a true cuck.
>>28423693
What a faff smelter
I really wanna go for a run, but last time I tried i broke down in tears after someone walked by and saw me.
Everyone has a type. Unfortunately, mine is type two diabetes
>>28423364
Some cunt posted a picture of a couple of little benders out at some kids night out in the club. I laughed about it and said that I would batter the pair of them and some white knight got so butthurt about it that he challenged me to a fight.
I accepted, told him where I was and that he was welcome to come and try. He first had me posting a picture of myself to prove I was for real which he cropped and now reposts, pretending to be me. Then he said he couldn't make it but would be there today, which was fine by me because we have our sunday lunch there sometimes, so I just happened to be in the area again. He bailed out of course and has vanished from the thread.
Now he's here again posting about some rent boy's boxing ring that he wants me to go to, miles away. Basically trying to waste my time.
He acted like a hard man on the internet but was a no-show in real life. Really pathetic.
>>28423761
>tried running in my local park
>on my second lap some american woman stopped me and asked what I was doing
>then tried to give me advice about how I should be running
Never did it again.
>>28423761
get a running machine f a m.
If you're too poor then run up and down your livingroom.
>>28423646
Riding a scooter
>>28423872
not wasting a year's wages on getting to work
>>28423852
How can you run incorrectly? Should of told that roastie bitch to fuck off.
>>28423604
Good goy don't reproduce
>>28423884
You earn 1-2k a year?
Tough gig
>>28423886
some shit about me running too fast and that I need to slow down, then told me to put some slow music on my ipod and listen to that (i don't even own an ipod)
I think it was more because I was running past her and she didn't like it, so she deliberately upset and belittled me
>>28423890
Good goy reproduce. Create more consumers and soldiers for your Jewish overlord at the expense of your happiness!
>>28422018
Listening to the new Radiohead album, pretty good desu
Would be even better if I could listen to it with her
>>28423914
>Running too fast
Oh man I am laffin. Slow music? This is why most women are terrible at physical exercise.
You didn't do anything wrong anon, roastie was just being a roastie.
>>28423944
image is a bit inappropriate, wouldn't be posting upskirts of my missus
>>28424021
There's no upskirt
I literally don't remember the last time I saw someone use a tripcode for its intended purpose. I wish they'd ban them every board except the more bloglike ones.
>>28424054
mate I can see her peachy buttocks
>>28424080
maybe you should stop being a degenerate pervert
>>28423884
I meant a micro scooter
>>28423925
Why reproduce when you can bring in millions of little achmed
Your the 'good goy' here
I'd rather be smoking weed whenever we breathe, whenever you kiss me. Don't say that you miss me just come get me. Don't know why, just know I want to.
I'd rather be breaking things cause we can't see, we're too busy kissing. Just making scenes, here come the police they know bout your history; how you're making love like fuck you. Don't know why I just love you.
>>28424195
>sacrificing happiness to contribute to the Jews
Literally a kike puppet
>>28424195
>using the fibre jew
>drinking the liquid jew
>breathing the gaseous jew
Time for me to head to Wolverhampton. See you later, britfeel. xxxxxx
>>28424247
try not to get your head cut off by any muslims
>>28423890
>thinking they don't want people to reproduce
They want as many consumers and tax payers as they can get, regardless of whether or not the planet can sustain it. Have you not notice how society is basically structured around the expectation of a house and kids. Then people get a house and kids thinking finally now they will be happy as they are complete in the eyes of society only to realise they have been rused and wasted most of their life until this point, while also condemning the rest of their lives also with this commitment.
I think this is why so many parents are literal sociopaths who just use their children as something to brag about or show off, living vicariously through them to make the whole thing seem worthwhile. Of course, the great irony of this is that these expectations and subtle nudges end up with the child trying to meet their parent's and society expectations of success.which leads to them getting a house and kids, perpetuating the cycle with their kids and this will go on and on until robots take over or we are hit by an asteroid.
>>28424080
I want to touch those buttocks
I've just had sex with a prostitute.
I am no longer a virgin, aged 26.
I feel no different. Still a fucking loser I suppose.
>>28424394
The Japanese have a word for this
Roughly translates to "prostitute virgin", so yes, you are
>>28424394
Did you lose your virginity to a vagina or a condom?
This weekend has gone so fast.
Hold me wagecucks
>>28424394
I lost my virginity to a prostitute, it changed my life Tbh. I found that I was a lot more confident
also post her adultwork lad
>>28424414
Thought the Japanese word for virgin only applied to females? And was pronounced the same as "little girl"?
Lost my v card to a prostitute when i was 17
the fuck took you so long?
Need to have a shower as I have work in the morning but really can't be fucked lads... Wanna just watch youtube vids in bed and stick a pizza in the oven.
>>28424479
I lost my v card to my dad when I was 8
What the fuck took you so long
>>28424570
why bother showering now? you'll only get sweaty when you get into bed
>>28424570
Do what I do, have a bath andwatch youtube videos on your phone/ laptop while you wash.
>He fell for the sex meme
most overrated thing on the planet and I'm a virgin, your programmed from an early teenage age to only want to desire sex and women, break free from the bonds that society places on you and realize how shitty it really is
>>28424630
Well yeah... why would a virgin understand why sex is so great?
>>28424433
She sucked it without but used a condom for the sex.
>>28424444
She was a street hooker I picked up.
Been in fucking grim, miserable Aberdeen for 6 days for work, I was driving round the city earlier this evening and went round the docks. She was standing near a pub so I thought its now or never. I will never see her again, likely never be back here again....its worth a try.
I revealed my power level to her and she said I could have an hour for 80 quid. Went to a scummy tower block near the beach and into her flat. I was shitting it, assuming there would be some cunts there waiting to stab me but it turned out fine.
Blowjob felt good but I had to concentrate really hard on not spunking too quickly so couldnt relax.
The actual sex was pretty mediocre to be honest, Have had better wanks.
What was great was the physical contact, feeling her breasts, hugging, touching, rubbing her arse and thighs.... Didnt kiss her though - still never kissed a woman.
Being honest what's better?
Career with stable income or following your dreams?
>>28424620
Rape doesnt count you fucking virgin
>>28424621
Nah if I shower now I will be clean for the morning. I haven't showered since Thursday evening so really do need one. I don't have time to shower in the morning so I always shower the night before.
>>28424627
I can't stand baths man. Just not my bag.
>>28424700
If you can actually make a living from your dreams then that. Otherwise stable income, no point sleeping in a box on the street because you're trying to make it into bollywood.
>>28424680
>80 quid for a street hooker in a scummy tower
For an extra 20 you get a clean hooker, for an hour, in a flat, with a shower and some booze
Got ripped off m8
>>28424700
Make your dreams memes m8
still want to be a rapper
>>28424713
you do have time to shower in the morning just wake up 20 minutes earlier
do you realise how much you sweat during the night? showering before bed to be clean in the morning is a totally redundant exercise you smelly bastard
Just heard my dad and my uncle having a big argument. I'd have intervened but they're probably both full of shit.
>>28424747
I dont sweat when I sleep. If I do not enough for there to be a smell at all,
>>28424747
Not all of us are fat sweaty bastards. I shower at night and I smell great in the morning, deoderant easily lasts me til the next day
>>28424394
Did you get that empty feeling afterwards?
>>28424783
has your uncle been fucking your mum again?
>>28424747
>do you realise how much you sweat during the night?
People sweat different amounts. Also do you not wear deodorant to bed? That's literally the point of anti-antiperspirant, to stop you from sweating.
And I get up at 7am for work as it is, there is no way I am getting up any earlier just out of principal alone. Also laziness.
>>28424831
>anti-antiperspirant
I just don't wear any.
>>28424819
I doubt she'd go near him. Regardless my dad wouldn't mind. Her fiance, however...
>>28424744
I often times make up freestyle raps in these threads and people say they are good. Why don't you give it a try?
>>28424744
I though you got an sbtv thing? Like a video on sbtv.
If your the same guy who was on about it months ago.
>>28424793
>>28424801
I'm not fat I'm skelly as fuck (6'5, 84kg) but I still sweat during the night, everyone does. Just because you don't wake up smelling doesn't mean you don't sweat
just think of all the sweat and dirt caught up in your sheets
>be a wagie for 3 years
>don't like it
>become NEETgod for 9 months
>love life
>decide I will never work full time again
>get pressure into getting a job and going full time again
>why.jpg
I dunno how people do this for their entire lives. I am going to quit after summer once I have a decent bank balance and go bank to NEEThood.
>>28424870
>>28424882
Ive got a few videos on youtube, but theyre all shit and embarrassing. And yeah thats me, I got an sbtv warm up session. Just hoped i'd be famous with a record deal and loads of bitches by now.
>>28424744
Still want to be a stand up comic
>>28424921
>just think of all the sweat and dirt caught up in your sheets
The sweat is the last of my worries.
>>28424921
It's called deoderant mate, little thing that stops you from sweating. Now if you were walking around all day in the heat then yeah you'd still sweat and smell, but not when you're sleeping.
>>28424939
Sounds like the best way to work desu. Except for the whole having to get a job again thing.
Just finished a 12 hour shift in a restaurant and I have the flu
I've never needed vodka so much in my entire fucking life
>>28424948
Don't put stuff out if it is shit and embarrassing. That's where you're going wrong.
Tip for britbros in the summer :
If you're afraid of people ridiculing your moobs when you're out and about, and if you aren't taking your shirt off for some reason, wear a tight-fitting tank top to flatten down your moobs to make it look like you have a flat / built chest.
I used to do it in my chubby teen years and it helped me alot with self esteem. As long as I had a t-shirt over my XS tank top, my moobs were out of sight and out of mind.
>>28424806
Big time. Driving back to the hotel the post wank depression and self loathing hit harder than usual.
>>28425005
Eminems old shit is embarrassing
You get better with time i guess.
>>28424948
Whats your name? Link?
>>28424948
Link us lad - would like to see a robot rapping
>>28421727
I see this thread every day, is this just the british hangout? Or what?
less than 2 weeks until the brit meetupDo you think there might me some kind of particle mass reaction with that much autism all in one place
>>28425020
What if you are afraid of people making fun of your skeletal frame?
>>28425076
There will definitely be bloodshed.
>>28425075
yes
originalus commentus mutus two secondum
>>28425075
Yes, and no foreigners are allowed
>>28425085
ditto this
>>28425020
Any advice for being worried about people making fun of your frail girl arms?
I literally can't go out in short sleeves. It looks extra ridiculous because I have really broad shoulders then these spindly little things hanging down from them.
>>28422594
iI'll see you there and ill rub mayonnaise all over you you slug.
>>28425055
>Eminems old shit is embarrassing
To be fair so are his last two albums minus a small handful of songs.
>>28424966
Tell us a joke anon.
Well excuse me Mr Roboto
>>28425020
and what do you do about your squashed nips showing through?
make a circle with your index finger and thumb, that's how big mine are
>>28425076
>brit meetup
You mean all the autists from here in one place? Too much power level for one place to contain.
>>28424966
Still want to be a writer
Driving theory test tomorrow lads.
I've got one of those DVDs they sell for a fiver in supermarkets - I've pissed all the mock tests on there, but I'm worried the final thing will be harder.
Any advice?
>>28425187
Don't worry about it.
Just think about the kind of absolute retards that do drive, how on earth would they pass if the tests were hard?
>>28425076
>>28425179
Don't forget to take pics and video the inevitable gay orgy
>>28425216
Where is this meetup exactly?
Not that I want to go, its just so I know where to avoid going.
>>28425205
They say that about getting a entry level job and most robots can't even get those.
>>28425183
Still want to work the night shift at a petrol station
>>28425067
>>28425055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68BXS3Wmp3s
Cringest shit ever
Be nice lads.
also before you call me old i was 19 in that video haha
Girl from the Britfeel image - Hannah, a British amateur girl from like 2003 or something. She was a dirty dirty slut
>>28425205
The thing I'm most worried about is the hazard perception test.
It's not that I can't see them, but the thing has a really obtuse definition of what is and isn't a hazard, and if you click slightly too early or late, you get marks taken off.
>>28425260
Robots don't/won't try. I've seen people that can't even speak English get those jobs.
>>28425076
where/when please
gimme dem deets
>>28425165
ask any comedian that and they'll just give you a blank stare
Just had a great meal for less than ten euros, lads
>>28425285
Nah you don't. Just keep clicking whenver there's somethign on screen.
Parked car? Could move suddenly. Pedestrian? Could run into the road. Turning? Something could come out of there. Building? Could collapse. EVERYTHING is a hazard.
>>28425287
I'm not a robot and have applied for 3 entry level jobs.
2 didn't reply. The other was McDonalds and despite the interview I didn't get that. I'm not a full blown autist or anything so I don't understand why its so hard.
>>28425272
still want to be dinosaur
>>28425145
lift weights retard
>>28425321
made me kek thanks anon
>>28425315
Are you saying that comedy is not about telling jokes at all, or just that it doesn't necessarily have to be jokes?
>>28425376
Not him but ive been lifting and working out for ages and my arms are still tiny.
Swear some people are just helpless. Naturally skinny and that.
>>28425359
still not loving police
>>28425410
no I'm saying there's a time, a place and setting for comedy
being propositioned to tell a joke (or in my case a story) to a group of people you don't know and with no context will never end well
>>28425421
yeah and people are naturally fat
>>28425491
Kek, this anon doesn't know any jokes, look at him and laugh. Or, don't.
>>28425421
You do realize that you need to eat at a caloric surplus right? Lifting alone won't do shit
>>28425523
if you've ever seen any stand up most comedians tell a story that is intercut with jokes
>>28425530
Yeah I did it all, it pretty much killed me to eat all those calories. Worked a bit but my two years difference pictures are pathetic.
>>28425521
Some probably are, my brother threw him self up after every meal and never ate alot and was still chubby.
>>28425549
Tim Vine
Gary Delaney
Milton Jones
>>28425020
>It's called 'The Bro'
>>28425421
>>28425530
GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG CMON
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>28425633
Might be because im still a teen? Could that be effecting it?
>>28425626
>most comedians
>most
>>28425275
Not as bad as I thought it was gonna be, not great though.
You look pretty normie, how are you on here?
>>28425578
Then enjoy being skinny. I went from eating less than 2000 calories a day to 3000 consistently and put on some decent size. I had to force myself to eat even when I felt stuffed, but I still did it.
>some people are just helpless. naturally skinny
You can't use that as an excuse if you're not willing to just eat more
>>28423014
I know where you live. You're mine.
>>28425283
If you were looking at internet sluts in 2003 and are still on here you should probably an hero
>>28425701
Pretty socially awkward. Nervous a lot. Cant talk to girls, came from abusive family. Bullied my whole childhood. The usual
>>28425669
If anything, that would help you. All those hormones going on...you're at your prime mate, make the most of it. So many people regret not starting when they were a teen
>>28425715
If i eat anymore ill just get fat.
>>28425283
Do you think we don't know?
>>28425626
also there are very distinct styles of comedy but I know your just trying to get my goat
>>28425715
Not him, but my metabolism is ridiculous.
I eat tons, am 5'9", and have never put on weight in my life, in fat or muscle. Despite the amount I eat, I am a proper skeleton.
>>28425755
I started at 14 but still look incredibly skinny at 18
>>28425773
>le I'm eating so much but can't gain eight meme
>>28425733
Fair play for actually doing that video then, would never be able to do something like that.
>>28425773
Nope. A fast metabolism only accounts for a maximum 300 calorie difference to someone with a slow metabolism. Basically that's just an excuse skinny people make. Trust me, I used to think that as well until I actually tracked my calories and realized I wasn't eating as much as I thought I was. Try it yourself
>>28425808
I don't browse /fit/ mate, I'm not aware of gainz memes.
I'm telling you though, its impossible for me to put on weight. My dads the same, he actually has had health issues due to eating unhealthily, but is pretty skinny.
I guess I just have next level genes. If you want to ensure your kids don't get fat, have them with me lad.
>>28425788
Then I guess you didn't try hard enough (understandable since you started so young)
If you're skinny, it's as simple as eating more and lifting heavy
>>28425897
>>28425897
But you never see muscle kids under 18 and when they are theyre never very muscular. It definetly effects it
>>28425853
Really? I've never seriously looked into it tbf.
Might just start gorging myself to the point of throwing up, being chubby is better than my current holocaust-survivor look.
>>28425879
It's not impossible. You just need to eat more.
Back from the shower lads. Got 2 hours to enjoy myself now before I have to go to sleep ahead of wageslavery tomorrow.
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10146307
Polling for film night is still open, until tuesday midnight lads. Get your votes in before then.
Currently leading: Gayniggers from Outer Space
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10146307
>>28426078
>Hard to Kill
>Top Gun
>Rambo First Blood
>Gay Niggers fom Outer Space
>United Passions
You're a disgrace.
>>28426078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxqKp_s6GWU
do we really want to miss this?
Ok, canbot here, I don't know much about British politics, or anything for that matter, but is this real? https://youtu.be/mTlr0707vLU
Is this what is happening to you guys? You aren't even allowed to celebrate your own heritage? Tbh you guys should have lost to Germany, at least they wouldn't do this to you. I feel bad, I'm sorry guys.
>>28425879
>I'm telling you though, its impossible for me to put on weight.
GOMAD
>>28426078
could you use a trip so I can filter you
>>28425921
Eeeerm can't say I recommend that. Don't become tilde no. 2
Track everything you eat and slowly start eating more each week, raise it by 100 calories each week or something and eventually you'll reach your target and make some gains
Late night snack lads
>>28425338
i have a maths degree and I had to apply to over 20 places to get a min wage job
:^)
>>28426253
>I don't know much about British politics
Okay, so don't talk about it?
>or anything for that matter
Sure, shut the fuck up before you make an idiot of yourself.
Also, no, we haven't banned our fucking flag, you absolute cretin.
Fuck off back where you came from.
>>28426253
I'm from Bristol and I never heard anything about this. I don't live near the Muslims though.
>>28426337
Yeah, I'm fully aware I guess of how little I've applied for I guess I must be crazy for thinking you need to apply an absurd amount of times to get something as simply as a min wage job.
But I guess that the society we live in I guess.
>>28426337
I dropped out and now I have a comfy office job
>>28426253
>watching that cuck's videos
>>28426078
>Currently leading: Gayniggers from Outer Space
Fucking hell
>>28425919
There's plenty of kids under the age of 18 who are ripped. The only ones I could show are famous bodybuilders who were probably but on steroids, but it's definitely possible. Sounds to me like you're just making excuses
>>28426078
You do know Gayniggers from Outer Space is only about 25 minutes long, right? If it's going to be the winner, it might be worth having it as a double feature with whatever comes second?
>>28426253
This guy is exaggerating his horrible accent to impress gullible Americans. He is also a fascist who denies the existence of racism, sexism etc.
does anyone else think tracers accent sounds stupid
>>28426345
Not really talking about famalam, just questioning the validity. Don't you guys use the Union Jack though instead of the white and red cross? Please explain senpai. Thx
>>28426378
Stumbled upon it just now, can you explain more about him? Actually thanks >>28426445
>>28426474
it sounds so fucking dumb but i guess thats what blizzard went for on all out accents
Do you need to return uniform to Tesco when you leave?
The fleece is pretty comfy.
>>28426445
>This guy is exaggerating his horrible accent to impress gullible Americans
A lot of British youtube types do that. TotalBiscuit tried to sound posh because he has a law degree and talks about framerates even though he's from fucking Newcastle
>>28426474
I wouldn't know, I'm not a manchild who plays meme vidya
>>28426570
yeah, TB is fucking disgusting
>>28426570
Can't fucking stand it, makes me subconsciously disregard anything you say if you put on your accent like that
>>28422955
>I'm 23 and I make 22k a year (before tax) it feels like I'm not making very much at all
That's because you're not.
>>28426544
I doubt they will ask for it back
>>28426570
>TotalBiscuit tried to sound posh
Link to a video example of this, please. I get the feeling it's an attempt at Received Pronunciation.
>>28422955
>>28426620
>tfw 23 and starting a new job next month where I'll be making 17k a year
At least it's more than the minimum wage I'm on right now and it's a programming job so I can at least use it to gather experience before moving onto something that pays more
>>28426570
Yeah, I've said this before on here.
Anyone from Britain can hear him trying to suppress his geordie accent and speak in "the queen's english"
>>28426674
I'm just thinking that since I still have my full uniform allocation I could get like a whole suit out of it.
>>28426685
Yeah you might be able to get up to the luxurious average salary of 26,500.
>>28426479
>being this fucking dumb
Red/White = England
Union Jack = United Kingdom
Educate yourself, spacker.
>>28426721
I know you are joking but that would be a comfy salary outside of kebabland.
A programmer can earn a lot more than that after a few years of experience
>>28426685
17k sounds pretty low for a proper programming job
>>28426732
Huh cool, care to educate a foreigner on the difference?
>>28426756
All the ones I was applying for paid between 15 and 20k. I have no commercial experience and a shit degree grade so this is good enough for me.
Too warm tbqh, my room is so stuffy
>>28426791
Care to fuck off and do your own research, immigrant?
Fuck off back to your own country.
>>28426827
Strip to your pants and lie on the couch.
>>28426806
Well it will hopefully lead you to a pretty good career senpai
Watching Attenborough at 90 lads
Young David was such a qt desu
>>28426877
Thanks I hope so too
>>28426853
But you're lecturing me right now... Teach me senpai.also burden of proof is on ya m8, bust being cheeky :^)
Anyways I wouldn't want to be a native American, they aren't doing so well desu
>>28426791
>St George (red and white cross) is the flag of England
>Union flag/Union Jack (red white and blue) is the flag of Great Britain and the United Kingdom
Might not be able to deliver that free shit
Paypal doesn't recognise my device
Give me a minute
>>28427015
How very convenient.
>>28427015
Fuck off poleaboo you smelly paki skid mark
>>28427041
Give me a fucking minute, I'll check what he uses to log into facebook and then try a user agent switcher
How pretty is the moon tonight lads
>tfw you'll never be an astronaut
>tfw you'll never explore mars
>tfw you'll never have your own starship
>>28427015
What a fucking surprise...
PAKIPOO IS A FAKE EVERYONE WHO W2OULD HAVE THOUGHT IT?
>>28427011
What differs the UK from England though? Ireland? The British isles?
>>28427088or is it Scotland... I can't remember
>>28427088
Here's some cunt telling ya all about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNu8XDBSn10
>>28427068
even in the future when that stuffs available, normal people wont be able to, theyre not going to give some religious fanatic a spaceship. or niggers gangsters or all the other of societies fuck ups.
were staying with our feet planted solidly on the ground. even if it was the end of the world and everyone was escaping on a space ship.
>>28427088
How do you not know this mate, even if you are a Johnny Foreigner
England is a country within the UK. It's where London is. The other countries that make up the UK are Northern Ireland (Southern Ireland, also known as the Republic of Ireland is not a part of it any more), Wales and Scotland.
The U.K. is a country but so is England, Scotland, Wales and Northen Ireland
Great Britain is made up of England, Wales and Scotland.
>>28425840
Shame its not actually me haha
>>28427122
That hurt me
I get the empire part, with the crown and such, but why have a country of countries? Why are the Scots, welsh, and Irish different countries in the UK? What's with that?also I heard that England has Germanic roots but thatsa while different topic
Thanks for the vid
Alright
I got into the account but when I tried to buy the codes they said there was an error, think it could be an issue with drawing money from the bank account from the paypal account since the paypal account is empty
>>28427356
Screenshot proof.
>>28427356
Screenshot it, liar.
>>28427255
At least I know now eh? I wonder why it's split like that though. Also why is it northern Ireland instead of Ireland as a whole?
>>28427356
wow shocker pakipoo doesn't deliver
>>28427228
I'd sign up for the military. The desire to know more would be too intense
>>28423761
just wear dodgy street clothes, everyone will assume you're up to no good and not fuck with you.
>>28427396
>>28427372
here, I'm still trying though
>>28427474
does the paypal have credit card linked/have you tried a different code website?
>>28427400
It's split like that because they're all independent countries brought together under the union
Because the Republic of Ireland kicked off in the 20th century and wanted their independence. In the 1920s they got it and became a fully independent state and left the union. Northern Ireland wanted to remain
>>28427504
The problem is the website
I just donate to a charity and it worked
>>28427474
Stupid paki cunt
Just end yourself you pathetic mong
Literally can't do anything in your life right
>>28427554
Hold on I spoke to soon
Got it now
I'm not a paki btw
>>28427474
i thought you only had a playstation
Just binged and purged for a third time, a little below my daily average. I do have a headache now and my heart really hurts~
>>28427584
If it doesn't work, try buying codes from Paypal Gifts UK? Might work?
>>28427523
It's really weird that there are 4 countries on such a small land mass, but alright. How where those countries established? War?
nah, that site still isn't working
Give me another site
>>28427590
I'm buying this shit for you guys
>>28427606
alri
>>28427609
read a fucking book you spoon fed retard
>>28427596
Probably low blood sugar
>>28427624
>I'm buying this shit for you guys
What, who's money?
>>28427584
Poleaboo we know it's you so stop gassing
>>28427624
https://paxful.com/buy-bitcoin/paypal
pole buy me some coins
>>28427609
Mate you're taking the piss now, do your own fucking research from this point onwards
>>28427624
Get some iTunes codes and Xbox Live codes from there, if you can lad?
>>28427670
Yah I assumed so, thanks for the help with identifying the UK though, off to learnnnNNN
>>28427624
dl compare
Anybody want to come over to Ireland and make a new friend ? I'm not busy and enjoy the company of others
Just got my first dirty picture lads.
Is it time for me to go?
>We are not able to process your payment using your PayPal account at this time. Please return to the recipient's website to complete your transaction using their regular checkout flow.
Fuck sake
Guess I'm just donating to charities then
>>28427771
fuck off paddy.
>>28427810
LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE
why you gotta lie on the internet man
>>28427810
have you tried the bitcoins?
>>28427810
proof you donated it or I'm calling bullshit about all this and saying you just wanted some (You)s
>>28427649
What's your wallet address I'll send you 0.2
>>28427609
Yes, war, and peace
>>28427810
Maybe try this site?
http://www.online-gold.de/Xbox-360/Xbox-Live-Cards/Xbox-Live-Card-25-GBP.html
http://www.online-gold.de/Xbox-360/Xbox-One/Quantum-Break-Xbox-One-Download-Code.html
http://www.online-gold.de/Xbox-360/Xbox-One/Forza-Motorsport-6-Xbox-One-Download-Code.html
Don't fancy my oneitis anymore lads. Haven't bothered replying to her snapchats all weekend.
Didn't even look at them today and shes sent me about 6 or 7
>>28427835
The guy will only sell 6 quid worth of coins at a time
>>28427803
Unless you post it on here, then yes
>>28427868
137A5N3oN18NnEKDZ9YWyTAPD8bDm5R3t7
>>28427934
it was the first site I saw, I'm sure you can find a better use than feeding foreigners and stopping kids getting knocked about
>>28427916
Lucky you, having someone interested in you, been messaging mine on Messenger on and off the last few days but it's just chitchat. She was the one who engaged which is nice.
>>28427868
>>28427964
it seems I was rusd, oh well
>>28428070
She's got a chad and she also got kinda fat so. Meh, i think im her only friend now too
>>28427911
I'm trying lad but I've failed on 3 sites now
Maybe just pick some charities and other things to donate to like scanlators
>>28428377
pole is a fraud
it's oh so clear
that he smelly little paki was never even here
Interesting thread on /g/ lads fun way to kill some time >>54450301
/NEW RADIOHEAD/
Just went through the whole album and it's incredible, definitely up there with Kid A and OKC.
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OK, since it's digital goods they want the money upfront
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I have my first date with a guy on Tuesday
wish me luck robots
>>28428555
Good luck faggot. Have fun.
>>28428555
Post cute stories if it works out.
Good luck!
>>28428555
where did you meet him?
oc
>>28428555
Half way through you'll realise you're only prison gay
>>28428555
Whats he like hmmmm?
>>28427911
Sorry, I completely failed you
https://open.spotify.com/track/34hoCwSsssai61QCqzGYtX
>>28428602
>>28428630
I met him on /jp/ about a year back and have been close online friends ever since
It's taken a while to get to this point but we both decided we wanted to test the waters (more so me than him, he's pretty into me).
he looks like a younger spanish moot. Will post how things go as there seems to be a little interest
>05/08/16 Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!
Fingers crossed lads. Hopefully I'll see you on the other side
>>28427400
Pic related
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.00% content).
>>28425631
great episode that
i'm currently melting in my room
>>28428555
Is that junlad?
All the waifus look the same to me so idk
>>28428747
Please ban those tools role playing having a fight if you get it.
>>28423761
are you fat lmao
>>28423693
be sure to give off subtle passive aggressive vibes at work
>>28428814
>All the waifus look the same to me so idk
Been on here for ages and have no idea who jun, azu etc. are.
Would be helpful if they could identify themselves by something other than their nonce gook cartoons
>>28428877
>4 hours ago
ocococo
>>28428904
I know jun and azulad that's about it
all of there waifus look the samw
How much money does britfeel have saved?
>>28428960
Not enough, too poor to save
>>28428960
-1k
and 4 ounce of speed
>>28428960
Poleaboo is doing alright but this Paypal thing turned out to be a bust, hopefully I can try again in a bit
>>28428960
8,970 of the goodest boy points. For a house, I guess.
>>28429027
>Radiators
>Radiators
>Radiators
The fuck m8?
>>28429078
Dad wanted me to order them, it was just easier to do it with my account and he repay me with cash
We replaced all the radiators in the house
Whats some anime like toradora? preferably lewd
>>28429047
If you're using it for a house consider a Help to buy ISA, with your 9k you'd get a 2.25k govt bonus.
>>28426253
>St George defended Britain from Islam 500 years before Islam was founded
Lads ive been working on a website for a while. I started working on it when we was all under the impression that r9k was gonna end.
The website is similar/inspired by 4chan minus the anime advertisements. The site only has one board with one thread called betafeels. Its basically britfeel in the sense its one thread with no topic. However everyone is giving a number, so your still anonymous but you cant same fag. The thread never expires and ill be admining it meaning bans will be giving out when they are needed. You need a code to get in meaning only certain people can join. (Everyone here will be given access) and if I find anyone else who seems worthy they will be added. All this to say it will probably be at least another year until its up and running. Does this sound like a good idea? Like should I carry on with it or am I wasting my time?
Sorry for tripfagging its just if any one has any questions I dont want someone pretending to be me.
>>28429541
You mean St. George theSyrianwho killed akomododragon inTurkey?
That St. George?
>>28429027
>Channel Awesome
>>28429626
I only watch it ironically
odds i drink another puffy cider
>>28429694
suuuuuuuure you do, pakiboo
>>28429763
I do, used to watch a sync with a few guys from /tv/ and riff
so how did you all spend your weekends?
I told my mum I was going out clubbing with "friends" and then went to the nearest train station and pretend to be waiting for friends to arrive, the same every weekend
>>28429574
Damn wasted my time.
Bye lads.
>>28429948
I feel bad that no one was in to your idea, but I don't see why anyone would be excited to wait for a year for your shitposting site when you can just shitpost here
>>28430018
Yeah I know I just want to make my own site really. Just wondered what you guys thought.
Should probably of posted it when the thread was more active.
I can't sleep because im to hungry but if I keep eating at night I'll get fat what do?
>>28422224
interesting waifu lad
drunk faded
>>28430098
Drink lots of water maybe ?
>>28430291
Fuck that I'll piss the bed
>>28430320
piss in my mouth
I'm not sick but I'm not well
And I'm so hot 'cause I'm in Hell.
seems like a partial meeting of the waifu council taking place at the weekend, 5 or so of the lads. should be interesting.
>>28430737
Imagiine that horror show
>>28423693
T R U C U C K
>>28429027
>on bennies 6K+ in the bank
fucking die you paki scum
>>28430663
open wide then
>just cracked and told my parents how I'm depressed and hate myself and haven't had a friend in years
>they've told me I have to get an appointment with my GP about it in the morning
Can anyone with any experience in this tell me what I'm in for?
>>28430922
make me big boi
>>28430947
they will give you a sheet
on it it will ask questions
designed to guage your depresson
questions like "do you think about taking your own life?"
"how often?"
etc
it's shitty
not sure how they treat it tho, sorry
>>28430947
I am at this point lad, I really want to tell them that I want to kill myself but can't. It would break my mothers heart to hear that. I really want to do it.
>>28430947
Had pretty much the exact same experience not too long ago. went to one appointment, doctor concluded that it (my depression) was because my parents split up, which was almost definitely not the case. Never went again, still depressed and parents are none the wiser really.
Morale of the story is that it was all an inconsequential episode.
who else here /LESTA/?
>>28431022
I made it explicitly clear to them that I would never kill myself and also that none of it was their fault, both of which are true.
>>28431140
Fuck man, I really don't know what to do in that case.
might just go to the GP in secret and get treatment that way.
They wish I would go ahead and fuck my life up
Can't let them get to me
And even though I always fuck my life up
>>28430947
I broke down in front of my dad a few months ago before college, told him I couldn't face sitting in a room with those people, I said I don't fit in and I never have. Told him that I hate myself and the failure I am. Told him I go to sleep every night wishing I don't wake up.
He told me not to be such a girl, I hate my dad.
