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too damn hot edition
>>28398914
I bought a fan today so I'm cool as a cucumber
If you're a freelance worker that isn't currently working on something are you a NEET?
Best thing about a heat wave is the inevitable thunderstorms that follow them.
God put me on this earth for the sole purpose of paying tax.
FUCKING NORMIES OUTSIDE WONT SHUT UP WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE WARM FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28398967
Honestly I really like those hot days when you can feel a storm a-brewing.
This song always reminds me of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VULlw2_mEVQ
>>28398914
>Wrong OP image
IT'S MAY ALREADY
>tfw I'm on holiday in Spain and it's cold and raining
>>28398995
Dangerously comfy stuff
>>28398961
I guess technical.
If you have so much money you income you probably can't claim bennies
>can barely stand this heat
>going on holiday to Florida in a few weeks
>>28399041
>women at work complain about it being cold unless its >20 degrees
>>28399063
women feel the cold more than men FACT
>>28398984
warm is nice though
>>28399121
Why can't they just put a jumper on then.
Fucking sluts wearing skimpy shit when they should be in work clothes
>>28399063
>office feels like a fucking swamp all year
>half the women wrap up and bring in hot water bottles anyway
>>28399121
well we all remember the sexist air conditioning malarchy...
finally got some curtains up my room, they are only thin but keep the glare out and actually make the room slightly cooler so it's all good as far as I'm concerned
>tfw it's a chilly 10 degrees in Edinburgh
Gonna have to put a jacket on to go to the shops lads
>>28399183
I've had curtains since the day I was born mate
Just what kind of poverty are you living in?
What's a good first car?
Need something cheap, thinking about an 82 toyota celica.
>>28399227
Honda Civic diesel
>>28399227
Be prepared to pay a lot for them. Normally I'd suggest an Escort or a Sierra but even they are starting to get pricey now.
>>28399121
I had a fat gf during my shortlived normalscum period.
I felt the cold more than she did. She was always overheating.
>>28399257
Yeah that's what fat does to you.
>>28399225
when we moved to this house, a curtain pole was supposed to be put up in my room it never was and i has just nets for a while until i got sick of it and had to jerry rig something
>>28399234
mate those are over 10 grand
I'm looking to spend like 300 quid
>>28399292
A cheap bicycle.
>>28399292
>>28399292
You can get a working car for 300?
Are they not worth more than that for just scrap value?
>>28399292
A metro if you can find one.
Remember mum picked one up for 50 squids, but that was 2004 money.
>pound sign is non-ascii
>are you sure bruv
In The Scorpion King, the scorpion king is the good guy, but in The Mummy Returns, he's the bad guy
Why?
>>28399336
uh well you could in 1995
>>28399227
I got a Peugeot 107, lasted me 3 years til I had to sell it to move to uni.
Pretty much perfect as a learner's car, very forgiving gearbox too.
>>28399292
here you are lad, something more in your price range
>>28399358
Didn't he get corrupted after the events of the film.
As in he trades his soul for power
>>28399358
I don't know. Maybe it's about his fall from grace?
Turns out I could get Irish citizenship if I wanted to. Are there any major cons to doing this? I read something about it allowing you to get really cheap university and if I ever get better I might go back to uni.
you're a blouse op
who /crolla/ here?
>>28399292
this is really eco friendly so tax is low la
>>28399336
I always here stories of people getting the fabled 50 quid car that only has a minor problem
I want to know where the fuck you find those because i would have a fucking collection bigger than Jay Leno by now
>>28399393
You're less likely to get bullied if you go to North Korea on an Irish passport.
>>28399393
You might end up being in the sinking ship of the EU when we leave.
>>28399422
That's a good point actually.
>>28399416
I don't think I'd ever go there.
>>28399358
It's exactly like Terminator 1 and Terminator 2
>>28399393
No downside, having a second passport is always useful.
>>28399516
I thought so too. I'll have to look into it. I didn't actually know my grandma was Irish until after she died and everyone was talking about how she used to sing to my uncle in Gaelic when he was a kid. Her name gave it away but I didn't think it meant anything in the grand scheme.
>What motivates you?
Need some good answers.
>>28398914
I still prefer last years night time edition
>>28399358
Imhotep did nothing wrong.
Anyone know how to get a wasp out of the house? It's going mental everytime I get near it and I'm allergic to bee stings so I don't wanna test a wasp sting
>>28399571
It was pretty comfy. Reminded me of all those night time idents on ITV during the late 90s/early 00s.
>>28399586
Spray it with deodorant or some shit
Pretty hyped for the new Radiohead album tomorrow. Barely listen to them anymore but the two new songs are really good.
>>28399610
I did that to a bee once and it just got more pissed off
>>28399586
Put out a little bit of honey in a jar, then put a small conical piece of paper with an opening in the tip just large enough for it to get through.
It'll go in easy but won't be able to get out.
>>28398914
I CAN HEAR CHILDREN LAUGHING, PLAYING WITH THEIR PARENTS OUTSIDE.I WANT TO SHUT MY WINDOW, BUT ITS TOO HOT REEEEEEEEE
>>28399651
>It'll go in easy but won't be able to get out.
me w/ my barbed dick in ur pucci
>Quoted 400 quid for car insurance
:D
>With 1150 excess
:<
>>28399676
kek in that case don't bother with the insurance
>>28399564
> boipucci and weed
Made it almost a week without messing up, but that dinner really pushed me over the edge. Anyway, post waifus.
I haz a sad
>>28399706
brilliant
that'll get me the job
>>28399564
Fear and anger.
My oxycontin didn't arrive
I want to cry
>>28399720
>tfw no french wrestlegirl gf
>>28399564
I once told an interviewer I was motivated to get out of bed each morning because I must as my stoic duty as a citizen.
Say you want to succeed and have a good life tell that you are a bit ambitious and/or you want to keep grown and reach your potential
>>28399227
I'm driving a Suzuki Swift SZ3 atm, and it's my first car. I got it for 3000, but with insurance on top it was over 4000 in total. Look around some local garages. They'll probably have some minor scratches but it'll be cheaper than the alternatives.
If this post ends in 6 I'm going to kill myself tonight
>>28399758
you think that's bad?
remember the time I invited mr T over for Ice tea
>>28399628
>new Radiohead album
Fuck, really? It's been an age since their last one
>>28399790
If my post ends in 9, this anon is going to kill himself tonight
>>28399720
>>28399564
See image
oc
oc
>>28399571
I made the night edition, I'll do one for this year if someone posts the PSD
>>28399799
hahahahahahahahhahahzahahashahahahahaghahahahahahahahjahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah
>>28399799
he's going to check himself tonight
>>28399799
If this post ends in 3 I'll live stream it from my phone
(I'm going to climb a crane and jump off)
>>28399564
The fear of death
>>28399794
Yeah it drops tomorrow at 7PM
Contemplating a Saturday night shopping trip to Tesco lads
>>28399564
knowing that 72 virgins await me in heaven
>>28399720
Don't beat yourself up over one mistake here or there lad, everybody makes them.
How do we know what English accents were like hundreds of years ago?
>>28399889
Nothing says "I'm a fucking loser" more than people who go shopping on a Saturday night
He said as he lies on his bed shitposting from his tablet
>>28399889
madman
you need to be sectioned mate aha!
>>28399932
We have people over 100 years old and can ask them?
Bit overcast up here today lads, how are we all doing?
>>28399932
We don't really.
You could look up documents and letters people wrote at the time that comment on people's accents.
>>28399933
But at least it will be quiet, right? Or do all the drunken chavs go to Tesco? I've got no idea. It's a big superstore one.
>>28399974
Whereabouts is this? Looks a bit coastal
>resting legs on desk
>so hot my legs are sweating
>sweat on desk
>dries and leaves a dusty salt residue on the desk
I know what's going on my chips tonight.
>>28399372
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
NICE MEME MAN!
HERE, HOLD THIS W!
DONT DROP YOUR BEER THOUGH LAD
>>28399974
Damn that's a nice view
>>28400018
you forget to take your ritalin today?
lay off the enumbers
>>28400013
Edinburgh m8, lovely and chilly.
>>28399974
Been sunny and blazing here all day my man.
Did a bit of house work and watched some anime and now I'm playing some KoF.
You all good bruv?
>>28400033
E T S U B O T S U
>>28399227
Nissan Micra.
You just have to be in the right place at the right time though, I got my Peugeot 406 Coupe for like 1500 good boy points, admittedly it is 16 years old, though.
>>28399666
Jesus satan calm down lad
lads does anyone know where this video came from?
https://youtu.be/96SrWO5Na54
Going out with the lads
>>28400083
I think it did just come from someone posting it in the thread
>>28400101
I'd kick fuck out the two of them
>>28400113
The on on the right could be pretty cute
>>28400102
just on a vocaroo or something?
>>28400083
Yeah the dude who recorded it (the guy screami g in the video) put it on vocaroo or wve its called and uploaded it to r9k.
I was in the thread and said jesus christ this is basically r9k the audiobook. And someone else in the thread liked that idea and uploaded it to youtube.
Jesus it brings back memories.
>>28400101
These are the kind of benders I beat up when I'm out because I know they're too chickenshit to fight back or tell anyone.
>>28400101
I'm the one on the right haha x
>>28400157
Shut up you fucking idiot
ocee
>>28400101
I'm on the left, my mate is on the right ;)
>>28400101
You look top mate you should come out with me and my lads
>>28400177
Hard man on your computer but I bet you drink WKD when you're out.
Where do I buy a satchel like bag from lads?
Don't really want to spend any more than 20 quid if i can help it.
>>28400222
>Don't really want to spend any more than 20 quid
Just use a bin bag then lad
>>28400208
Bacardi and coke actually
>>28400238
Your boyfriend buys you that?
>>28400208
yeah I do so I can glass soft cunts like you
>>28400222
>20 quid
lel
fuck off to sports direct povvo, probably got a nice No Fear one there for you
>>28400208
hahaha dont drink at all mate.
But seriously you couldn't beat either of them up you idiot.
>>28400246
I doubt you could even throw a bottle let alone break one you limp wristed bellend.
>>28400247
why do I have to spend a lot of money you snob?
>>28400277
you do if you want to get something nice that won't fall apart as soon as you put a piece of paper in it
also satchel bags haven't been cool since about 2009 just get a nice backpack
>>28400265
and who the fuck are you big man?
I'll punch you'll like pakiboo
>>28400121
Yeah, then posted a link on r9k saying this is how you break your parents.
His youtube channel lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIqZULrsI3k
>>28400291
I've had messenger bags for years that I only bought for 20 pounds.
Backpacks are too cumbersome only hipster cunt use them unless you are going camping
>>28400305
yeah I saw someone a few threads back post his yt channel but I wasn't sure if it was him
he lives in a carehome
>>28400083
holy shit I remember this
>>28400324
>backpacks are too cumbersome
>only hipster cunts use them
mate, messenger bags are hipster as fuck and way more cumbersome than a fucking backpack. I used to have one back when I was in school and the cunt kept falling off my shoulder
waste your money if you want
>>28400277
Here you go lad 20 quid on ebay
>>28400101
going out on a mad one
>>28400329
He does now, the parents in the video couldnt cope with him anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zjYKPTzGWk
Just found this, totally forgot about this thread, Like 10 off us made those lyrics.
Memories
>>28400260
I could beat both of them up at once you cretin. They are absolute queers.
I could beat you up too seeing how fucking sensitive you are.
Does anyone else wonder what it'd feel like to have their boipucci bamboozled?
>>28400355
What they are smaller and lighter and don't restrict both of your shoulders I can't see how it would fall off you as its held on by gravity.
They are a great size of carrying a laptop and/or a few other things.
>>28400101
Why do yuppies and general cunts hold their beers by the necks?
>>28400407
Post a picture of yourself
Jesus wtf is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgzP-Zb38YE
>>28400416
>don't restrict both of your shoulders
oh right, do you need to use your shoulders a lot then? always in use are they? in case what, a parrot wants a seat? get to fuck
>>28400415
Yes, it takes up most of my day desu
>>28400431
Your move fatty.
Gonna start a soul level 1 run in ds3 cause I'm autistic with no friends
>>28400439
Yes I pick things up and walk when carrying things all the time.
Backpacks are only useful if you want to carry more stuff than you can put in a messenger bag
>>28400101
I dont get the joke?
They look like two beta teenagers hanging out, whats the problem?
>>28400357
have you got a link mate?
>>28400456
I'd rather have no friends than be considered "the funny one" of the group, which entails not being asked out on serious nights out to the club or anything else that involves the others talking to girls or having girlfriends over.
>>28400442
Such is almost a curse
>>28400449
Yeah theres no chance you could take two people at once, sorry lad.
Friendly reminder: If Poleaboo posts, turn the other cheek.
>>28400490
You mean play along and pretend that that drivel is in any way credible?
Pretend that the fictitious character poleaboo exists/
>>28400260
>hahaha dont drink at all mate.
found the autistic
>>28399933
>>28399937
I'm going to do it lads, I've decided, I am going to Tesco RIGHT NOW
Wish me luck
Already had 4 cans of tennents lads, should I get more?I'm drinking alone
>>28400488
I must have imagined it last time then when I battered one and had to be pulled off his mate.
Lucky you're behind a screen mate or you'd find out what I mean.
>>28400490
>Poleaboo
Can't believe he still posts here when he's in the OP image
>>28400518
its shit. Used to drink loads untill I discovered straight edge, pop punk and anime
>>28400543
We can meet up if you want. Where abouts are you?
>>28400532
Good luck, tescos is a lot nicer than other shops
>>28400542
Yes its not even that late man. Don't go too mad but 4 cans is never enough for me
>>28400566
Its tesco not tescos
>>28400597
stfu and kys you chav
fucking sick off telling you
>>28400572
Might just head out and get another four, I still feel quite sober.
Any suggestions for digital transferable goods I can buy via paypal?
I want to buy shit and give it to my best friends (you guys)
>>28400597
does it really matter you snobby cunt
>>28400657
steam games and bitcoins
>>28400657
VPNs
Tell the snooper's charter to go fuck itself
Any recomendations for a good aircon? All the ones on amazon look too small to be good tb.h.
>>28400718
this
>>28400657
why do you want to give us stuff anon?
Man aint replied
he shook
>>28400718
You can't buy bitcoin with paypal
>>28400734
Fine, what brand do you want?
>>28400747
I just want to empty the account but can't buy shit for myself
So I'm gonna give some to charity and waste the rest
>>28400752
I'm in the Percy Lambert, Weybridge. Pop in and say hi if you want your head kicked in son.
Why do scousers (Mostly the red side) suffer from Persecutory delusion?
>>28400772
Back a load of really shitty kick-starters.
>>28400820
Because the police and Prime Minister committed a mass murder of us and then covered it up for 27 years
>>28400734
>paying for VPNs
Pointless way to ensure everything is traced directly back to you, m8.
>>28400772
>You can't buy bitcoin with paypal
yes you can
https://www.deepdotweb.com/buy-bitcoins-with-paypal-credit-cards/
>>28400834
Isn't that just a meme?
>>28400772
Let's say Mullvad and first anon come, first anon served.
>>28400820
Hillsborough
>>28400824
They don't take the money until the end of the campaign and then only if the total is reached
>>28400853
No, jury just found everyone except the Liverpool fans guilty.
>>28400803
>Percy Lambert, Weybridge
im not far away.
Ill meet you 4pm tommorow at baker street.
1 on 1. Im tall white and will be in a black coat.
See you then.
>>28400860
>We accept Bitcoin, Credit cards, Cash or Bank Wire.
It's hard to find shit you can buy with Paypal as you can open a dispute and get a refund if the seller can't provide proof they sent you the goods
>>28400772
How much you got in the account?
>>28400869
Christ, makes me feel a little queasy just hearing about that day.
Hillsborough and the station club are they things that just make me feel, ya know?
>>28400908
>keep redoing the trials/report until the result it what we want
>ah ha we were right all along nor more inquiries needed
>>28400940
Doesn't matter, does it? Since it will just draw from the bank account it is linked to
9K in the bank account
>>28400923
It's a long road mate, want to be more specific before you chicken out?
>>28400923
>im not far away but i wont go now because im scared
>>28400962
w-wanna buy me quantum break for the xbox one? like, a digital code?
>>28400962
YOU FUCKING POLE YOU MAD MAN YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO DO IT AREN'T YOU?
>>28400992
it's shit mate, best if you don't
>>28400962
>no evidence for this
>no proof that any transactions took place will be posted
top laughs mate but it's boring
>>28400964
>>28400989
Replying twice. Getting desperate now.
Shaved head, blue jeans. boxers nose.
You got a specific place you want me to wait?
>>28400644
Make sure to eat something if you haven't
>>28401003
I'd still like to play it. I always seem to end up enjoying supposedly bad games.
>>28401026
If you're too scared to come now, then we can always do it outside Natwest tomorrow.
Look forward to seeing you pussy out or try to act friendly and like it was a joke.
I ordered too much pizza and now I feel liek I'm going to burst
>>28401065
Haha this is jokes.
If your afraid of me pussing out why dont you just come to me?
>>28400992
Link?
I want to keep my nose clean so I can only buy stuff through a VPN via a web browser
>>28401096
What's up with you trying to change the arrangement already?
I've offered you right now, you pussied out and suggested tomorrow. I accepted and now you're saying you can't do it?
Do the other one mate.
>>28401107
http://www.cdkeys.com/xbox-live/games/quantum-break-xbox-one
That might work?
>>28401065
Your both a pair of fucking autists, that will sort of recognise each other because of your fedora, body odour and trench coat and then carry on walking .
>hi
>y..y..ou to
Absolute plebs.
>>28401132
>>28401096
fuck off and suck each others dicks already
>>28401145
First thing he's getting is fucking nutted.
Fucking pussy won't even give me his address.
>>28401162
Video at least.
>>28401132
Ill be there. But jsut so you cant say I pussied out im here everyweekday 5 till 7
Guildford City Boxing Club
I'd fucking batter any of you
>>28401195
then deep fry them
>>28401176
So what now I've got to come to your shitty boxing club every day just to knock out a bunch of rent boys hoping one of them is you? Or are you gonna back out of this now and pretend you weren't in when I came knocking?
Sick of you little hard men chatting shit on the internet and then pussying out when challenged. Put your money where your mouth is mate, give me a time and a place and I'll be there waiting for you like fucking spetsnaz.
>>28399635
didn't spray it enough then.
>>28401195
battered sausage
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeahhh
>>28401142
Yeah, lad, they accept Paypal
Need to get everything in one go, so I need more suggestions for things to buy, you can request more shit if you like
I'll make the purchases and give you the code(s) tomorrow at 11pm
If no more suggestions then I'll just by 100x codes for some weeb game and everyone can either like it or lump it
How do I top jumpers getting this dumb bunching near my wrists?
It never seems to happen to other people's jumpers
>>28401218
Ive already giving you a time and place.
4pm, outside your pub
>>28401225
You realise that paypal track everything and all those codes you get will be flagged as stolen? Everyone will lose their account and you'll go to prison.
But of course, none of it is real.
>>28401242
I'll see you there tomorrow you cunt.
>>28401225
If your being serious I could do with some google play vouchers?
>>28401225
Maybe Forza 6?
http://www.cdkeys.com/xbox-live/games/forza-motorsport-6-xbox-one
>>28401251
>Everyone will lose their account
Two birds with one stone, I'll post them on /v/ or /pol/ then
>you'll go to prison.
no proof
>>28401275
Link
You're aware of the risks, right?
Told my landlord about the water coming out the socket lads
He came round and said its nothing to worry about
Errr
>>28401225
/britfeel/ brazzers, ponrhub premium, pureTS etc. accounts that we can share.
>>28401272
Yeah you will you smelly cunt. Wont even post your body you skinny fag
>>28401298
O man
The saga turned a bit gay
>>28400834
You murdered your own
It's not the police's fault you're a bunch of animals that can't control your primal instincts to crush yourselves
Stupid scousers
>>28401298
Don't worry mate I know you're scared about posting your pathetic mug here but I'll know it's you when we lock eyes and you look away and try to act like you don't know me.
Though I reckong the MLP shirt will be a giveaway.
>>28401289
You're aware of the risks, right?
No, not at all.
>>28401225
Some darks souls 3 please
>>28401328
Me
you scared now you pussy?
>>28401352
Nice bum desu lad
Oh for the love of christ, remember the last "big britfeel punchup" between bathanon and britnormie?
>>28401297
>implying I won't just change the password
Who /rascal/ here
>>28401352
Nice filename you absolute tool. Brilliant to think you had me believing you might actually show, so well done you pathetic little wretch hiding behind your computer and posting pictures of people that aren't you.
>>28400101
>>28400201
>>28400396
Do you just find these people on your social media or something?
>>28401374
Nope, did it happen?
Why do neither off them 2 post here anymore aswell?
I AM OFFICIALLY CHALLENGING YOU ALL TO A FUCKING FIGHT
TOMORROW. 11:30AM. MAIDSTONE. MEET AT THE CHEQUERS BUS STATION. DON'T BE A FUCKING PUSSY.
>>28401330
What if I only take a small amount like 500 quid then it will look like he's the one trying to scam Paypal?
>>28401335
Sure
>>28401297
People will 100% change the password but I'll buy them anyway since I was initially intending for every individual to have their own rewards
>>28401395
Thats not me you idiot.
Im still coming you pussy. Whats your name you pathetic beta pussy virgin?
>>28401372
It isn't that nice he actually looks a bit saggy in the middle too
>>28401412
if britnormie was the bae sub guy then it was because I doxxed him
>>28401412
Nah one was just fronting and the other was just a troll trip.
Thatcher's Britain.
>>28401438
You don't need to know my name mate.
I'll be outside the pub at 4 tomorrow, see you then.
>>28401395
I'm coming to knock u around tommorow big man, post your fucking cock if you're not a faggot
>>28401446
why do you dox people shout? bit mean.
Also that still wouldnt stop me, i could never leave r9k.
>>28401029
Will do dad
>>28401426
sorry mate wont be able to make it, got church
I made it back alive from Tesco lads I just thought you might all want to know.
Unfortunately no qt kind-hearted girl noticed my trolley full of beer and ready meals and told me I should take better care of myself and then invited herself round to cook me a meal and then cuddle afterwards, but I'm sure it's only a matter of time, right?
>tfw no Misaki
>like to take my pupper on hikes up a nature trail
>only person who lives up there is a farmer
>past few days a bunch of his sheep have been getting killed by a wild dog
>cant risk taking pupper up there just now
>have to wait for him to kill it
hope he doesnt take too long
Come fight me lads, the bullfighting arena in Pamplona at 3pm tomorrow, I'll be Waiting
Fifa 16 Deluxe code
Forza code
Quantum Break code
Brazzers and Pornhub accounts
Charity (Islamic aid, Red Cross, Oxfam)
That's it, it seems Dark Souls 3 isn't on that site
>>28401473
it was to see if I could
I didn't post any info just a few pics off his facebook
>>28401506
nvm
I can just buy a 50 quid top up card
>>28401521
not really doxxing then is it
dox would be full name and address at the minimum
>>28401438
If you pair of faggots actually end up fighting, record it abd post it to /Britfeel/, we'll probably end up starting a fight club moment.
>>28401521
I just traced your ip mike.
Thats how i Knew u was shout
>>28401503
ill kill your onee-chan you scruffy little cunt fucking start something
>>28401401
No, this is legitemately me and the lads
>>28401498
How old are you lad?
I'm 24 and that's all I basically buy from the Co op
