Is eating ass the most beta sexual act?
>>25434407
No. Taking a mans cock up your ass. Eating a womans ass isn't beta at all. Lick that hole clean before you shove your fat veiny cock inside it. Nothing wrong with it.
Whats the matter anon? Scared of a little poo poo? Maybe mommy can fix it.
>>25434460
shit taste like a penny, not very fun
>>25434460
This is much more beta.
>>25434460
>scat fetish
>not gay
Choose one, baby fag.
>>25434460
But it's a commendable act that puts your health and reputation at stake to satisfy your fellow man's sexual needs
It's really quite beautiful and desirable
>>25434407
>Pegging
>facesitting
>anything cuckold
being a literal cuck is the most beta
>tfw ex managed to make sucking me off into a submissive act on my end
It's not cut and dry OP it varies from person to person
Worrying about a woman's needs is beta. A real Chad know how to make her beg to please him and be happy with that.
>>25434599
What if you genuinely enjoy it?
The way you spin it is pretty hot too but whenever I bottom I don't usually care about satisfying the other person as much as satisfying myself
>>25434732
meh, I just really enjoy it too
I tried to make it sound not beta but even if it's beta I couldn't possibly care
It is ONE of the most beta things. Males also have butts, so by eating a female's butt you're doing something 50% gay. Thus you are beta.
>>25434838
males also have mouths so does that mean kissing is also half-gay? cuddling? foot rubs?
and does that mean that if you stick it in a man's asshole you're being half straight because women also have assholes?
I feel bad after I do it. Like literally sick with myself for being such a beta faggot.
>>25434534
Is that Jada stevens?
>>25434460
SHIT EATER DETECTED
Why would someone happily eat womans faeces?
Pretty much equivilent to a dog eating dog shit.
>>25434407
No, Alpha tyrones talk about doing it all the time.
Eating out a girl after your bull cums in her is more beta
>>25434783
>those webbed fingers on the bottom's right hand
illusion dispelled
it's all I can think about now when I look at it
damn
>>25434730
eating her ass is my need
>>25434854
lmao you FUCKING REKT him
>his face when
>>25434460
>Scared of a little poo poo?
Yea?
women go crazy once you start eating their ass.
Why do women like it? I had an ex lick my asshole once and I hated it.
>>25435117
It triggers their "I'm about to get fucked" instinct
Feels good and tingly too, but it's mostly anticipatory imo
>>25435117
>literally has sand in her vagina
>>25435117
T E X T
R E Q U I R E D
rrrrreeeeeqqqquiiiiirrrreeeddd
Does black ass taste different?
>>25434407
I did it once when I was drunk. It wasn't beta at all, but holy shit never again.
Eating ass is the most thirsty thing a man can do. It's basically sayying ''I CAN'T GET A GF I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR A GF PLEASE ''
>>25435256
Like abortions
Black ass was made for eating.
>>25435487
looks like a starfish tbqh smqh f@m
>>25435487
why do vaginas seem to grow proportionately to a woman's body weight
it doesn't make sense
is it just fatty lips or is the hole itself actually bigger?
>>25434534
>tfw no gf to deep throat me with strapon
>>25434838
Also, sucking the clit is beta as fuck. The clit is basically a mini-penis, a leftover that was supposed to turn into the fetus' cock. So you're literally sucking a feminine penis.
If you like this, just admit you're a beta faggot.
>>25436019
I'm alpha as fuck, just love prostate stimulation. Not into females though.
>>25434407
the most beta sex act is no sex at all
>>25435761
REMINDER THAT FEMALE IS BASE HUMAN MODEL
REMINDER THAT WE ARE ALL FEMALE AT ONE POINT IN THE WOMB
REMINDER THAT BEING FEMALE MEANS BEING PURE
>>25436019
getting pegged every day is still better than being basement wizard.
>>25434407
i wouldn't eat ass before my cocks been up it
I eat ass. It effects my nutrition. The way to do it as a top act is forcing the issue, taking control, making it about your entertainment and pleasure. You think it's beta because you are beta. If she's squeaking under you, shaking and blushing, begging you to stop because it feels weird and she's dirty or ugly, and you're fucking her with your tongue or letting her feel your teeth? You're in control, you're the man, you're alpha and dominant. It's about you, and she becomes a toy. They live that shit, they love it so much.
I'm glad I come here every few weeks to laugh at all you pretenders and wastes of carbon.
>>25436476
>tfw no qt to peg me.
>>25436710
>It effects my nutrition.
What the hell is this even supposed to mean?
>>25436765
I eat a lot of ass. If there were an ass eating competition I would easily win, because I eat the whole ass.
>>25435487
God damn I think you would legit commit suicide the morning after you ate her ass.
How do you find good ass eating videos? They're so fucking rare it's frustrating. I found the best ones were Mike Adriano's and some old guy into femdom, but that's about it. Usually in porn scenes they only eat ass for a little bit as if it were a chore or something.
>>25437003
But it is a chore, anon.
>>25437187
Speak for yourself. In my honest opinion, the human mouth was meant to eat human ass. Take that as you wish.
>>25434460
Dude you are a PURE 100% FAGGOT, admit that and stop living in denial, submissive fetishes are for faggots and closeted gays, c.ucking, strapons, femdom, open relationships, any form of you being penetrated or even eating out an ass is some FAGGOTY SUBMISSIVE SHIT, its an act of submission, you've given that person dominance over you when you do that, you are a faggot!
Eating pussy is beta too. So is cowgirl position.
on /r9k/ everything is beta. even fucking woman longer than 1 minute is beta because you are doing it for her pleasure not yours.
>>25437929
>on /r9k/ everything is beta. even fucking woman longer than 1 minute is beta because you are doing it for her pleasure not yours
That's a little far now, submissive acts are beta, there is nothing beta about fucking the shit out of a woman.
>>25434407
>not eating boypucci
>>25436446
>implying men don't evolve into something better
It's beta as fuck yes, but I also question the mental stability of a person who can over ride their innate trait of avoiding anything to do with faeces.
How do you talk a female into pegging you?
>>25436446
stop spreading this misinformation
we are neither male nor female at star, but something in between
that is why men have nipples and women have clits
>>25437281
cowgirl is literally the hottest position
>having her ride your dick while you hold her ass
>>25437957
you are fulfilling her wish and postponing your own pleasure, it is as submissive as it gets.
Eating ass is one of my favorite things to do, legitimately wish more women were into it.
>>25438007
wearing fishnets is probably a good startwhenever bf wears garters it just makes me want to put things in his pooper
>>25438007
just ask her to do it, it is possible that she is going to like it.
>>25436446
Thank you for the friendly reminder, we could all use it in these troublesome times :^)
>>25438007
Don't unless she expressed interest in it, I've learnt this the hard way.
>literally wanting to smell and lick actual particles of shit
>literally wanting to eat shit
yep, it's beta
nope, sucking dick is.
>>25438007
Don't.
She'll call you a fag and leave you.
>>25435303
Only white skanks do abortion.
That's why black people make 9+ kids while white people take the white genocide pill bcuz yolo
>>25437003
Everything butt.
>watching a dude's face tongue fucking an anus
Fucking gay. Watch lesbian porn faggot.
>>25438226
>particles of shit
>>25438219
what is the point of relationship with someone who is not going to fulfill your sexual desires anyway?
>>25436765
You know, in this game, you gotta eat the whole ass, bro. Ain't no playin' around; you just gotta get in there and eat the whole ass, you know what I'm sayin?
>>25435692
Maybe she had a huge vagina to start with and got fat to make everything in proportion.
>>25438680
born with a roast then? thats sad senpai
>>25438085
>you are fulfilling her wish and postponing your own pleasure, it is as submissive as it gets.
Idiot orgasms feel better the longer you make it last, if you aren't masturbating this way then you've been wasting your time, you're supposed to stop just before ejaculating and repeating this process, that's how you get strong orgasms.
>>25434407
What if you and the girl you're fucking take turns eating each other's ass?
>>25435256
That's a horse.
>>25438511
It's not really a dealbreaker for me. And it is so, so, so difficult to find a woman who's into it, it's just not worth the effort.
Being submissive to a woman is more beta than being submissive to a man.
>all these fags saying they wouldnt eat out a nice round booty and its accompanying hole
fucking betas. i hope none of you faggots say you like ass over tits. whats the point of ignoring that dirt pipe surrounded between those 2 lovely cheeks? i wouldnt even spit in your faggots direction
>>25434534
i just wish to get strapped by a domina in latex
>>25440052
I can't really agree. Most women will try it just for the fuck of it some of them even find it amusing afterwards. As long as you are not complete deadfish faggot it is rather enjoyable experience for both of you.
A beta sex act is any sex act that you aren't doing for primarily your own satisfaction
If you wanna rim a bitch and do it, it isn't beta.
Also gay=/=beta. There are plenty of alpha gay dudes
>>25440475
Sure, a few women will try it, not the majority though. And generally I just find women don't enjoy taking a dominant role.
I really enjoy being both dominant and submissive so again, it's not a huge deal for me. Maybe I've just been really unlucky with women.
>>25438007
>tfw gf wants to peg me
How do I get her not to do it? She talks about it too much and I'm afraid she'll try to spring it on me on her birthday or something.
>tfw your sexuality exclusively involves eating ass and pussy, and you literally can't even get a girl to use you
>tfw women would rather get peed on by chad than let you lick their butt
Haha kill me lol!!
>>25434407
Eating ass after shower is one of the biggest pleasures in life.
Femanons, would you ever eat a man's ass?
>>25440993
For enough money ya, not for free though
>>25441019
Not even your boyfriend's?
>>25440993
i'm really into doing it to women, but i'd feel uncomfortable if she wanted to do it to me
I think we can all agree that masturbation is always the most beta sexual act.
>>25440735
>I really enjoy being both dominant and submissive.
now I understand. wish I was switch as well. I am just submissive, I can enjoy vanilla sex but being dominated is much better than that.
>>25441414
The problem for me is that in all the relationships I've been in, women mostly felt the same way you do, they just much preferred the submissive side and didn't care much for the dominant one.
But i mean, because I've never really had a chance to try being submissive, I'd really like to try being fully submissive for a while, I think it'd be really fun. Just can't find women who are into it.
>>25434460
>Nothing wrong with it.
Except the part where you're literally eating poop. You're flimsy feigned confidence is as laughable as your degenerate perversions.
>>25437281
>So is cowgirl position.
This is a weirdly common viewpoint I've seen IRL. I want to see the girl's whole naked body as I fuck her. Is that really so wrong?
>>25441718
best part is when your friend complains to you about his gf being way to dominant and how he does not really like that and have to tame her.
>>25440993
Not femanon but i would.
>>25440993
i actually have
if its clean i don't mindbutt stuff makes all boys sub
enjoy your herpes, amoebiasis, giardiasis, and other diseases, shit eating faggots!
>>25434407
Yes eating pussy is next.
Actually no getting fucked in the ass or being a sissybou for a mistress
>>25434534
Pretty much
But id tap that tho
kissing a girls feet is way more beta.
eating a girls ass is dominating and makes them feel like a literal bitch.
>>25434838
Wtf
So is a girl sucking your dick gay because men can do it? Anal sex feels good too at least from my end lol. Either way your a faggot.
The idea is that its humiliating for them, because something so embarrassing is actually enjoyable.
The only way eating ass can be beta is if your gf is naturally dominant in bed (then you're a beta regardless) or if you don't have the confidence to make her feel embarrassed about what you're doing in confidence.
>>25435692
Her vagina isn't really that big and if she was of average weight then it would probably curve around to the front instead of looking like a straight line.
>>25446240
>being a sissybou for a mistress
is this beta? She says it isn't beta
If it is I don't care I'm eating my gf's ass ROUTINELY and loving it
>>25434534
Is there a video of this? I couldn't find anything.
