ITT post guys you wish you look like
barks
>>25434532
>those eyebrows
hnnnnng
>>25434532
Uguuuu 2bh
>>25434532
I don't like stubbles, only clean-shaven and beards.
>>25434589
Why are thick eyebrows good?
Is it because of drake?
Tfw self-conscious of mine.
The Brad Pitt of his generation. Alpha as fuck
>>25434661
They're literally everything. They frame the entire face.
Without them, you just look like some weird alien creature.
>>25434532
maybe something like this? curly darker blond hair would be nice. would much rather look boyish than manly looking
Why are textless posts not allowed?
>tfwnobearmode
Myself with More defined chin and smaller forhead. Not that it's extremely bad.
>>25434661
>>25434700
A-are thick eyebrows actually good
I've hated my think, caterpillar brows for the longest time.
Without the getting fat part later on in life
>>25434532
I could settle for looking like Andy Biersack or Liam Hemsworth, maybe. Perhaps pic related. I'm relatively fine just being myself though.
Such patrician features.
>>25434532
Such shit hair though
>>25434930
too gay
David Bowie desu
>tfw not clint
>>25435004
So you want to look like a tranny?
I want to look like a successful but artsy guy, like pic related, instead I look generic, the type of face you think reminds you of someone but you can never tell who
I wish I look like pic related.
fav actor and i fucking crave for his looks.
>>25435302
he looks pretty beta bro. Also mediocre actor at best
Everyday is pain
>>25435354
dem trap genetics
>>25434738
Thick eyebrows make guys look "cuter" depending on the look.
If you have a weak chin, reeeaaally thick eyebrows don't help. But you have the option to easily trim it down.
It's more like... Bold eyebrows. Just look at some pictures of attractive people and you'll notice what actually works best.
Alain Delon
>>25435285
>>25434930
These comically large/ distinct jawlines make them look like fucking retards
>no Hamm posted yet
low tests
>>25435354
>>25435411
>beta
this guy is a perfect mix of race imo.
I already look the way I want
I don't like overly macho, but I don't like the chubby/ weak look either. I look calm, non-abrasive, but also like someone who can stick up for themself/ defend themself, so no one really fucks with me even if I'm a bit anti-social/ autistic.
>>25435285
You wish you looked like a complete and utter faggot? I'm sure you're already there tbqh family.
>>25435511
square headed faggots lol :DDD
oval face is the most attractive...
perfect
original post ofc
Young Ford.
>>25435575
Nah, oval face is still beta-ish most of the time
>>25435511
found the beta manlet
>>25435511
This.
Just looks weird to me, especially on a beta face
>>25434532
For the perks. Bill murray can't bust me.
>>25434589
Fuck u and your eyebrows
>>25434738
It helps to be expressive. Use your eyebrows a lot when you talk and people love it.
>>25435653
>implying long and narrow isn't master race tier
>>25435653
lol some square headed beta cunt mad.. bringing some gay ass picture he did in painting app..
http://www.newhealthadvisor.com/Most-Attractive-Face-Shape.html
oval face most attractive..
>>25435690
That is not long and narrow. The jawline starts closing in below the nose in that picture.
>>25435724
>oval face most attractive..
The pictures are less oval (chubby cheeks) and more heart shaped for the guys, with a bit of leeway on how flat the bottom border is.
I'm fine with how I look, but I have no choice but to choose I choose this
>>25435277
>artsy guy
What that even mean?
>>25435285
You want to look like a faggot?
You are on the right board...
Too soon
As a girl, I find guys with long and narrow faces the most attractive.
I look like Ewan McGregor in my mind or at least my reflection does.
Photographs looks more like a skelly Daniel Radcliffe. Well facially skele.
>>25435860
Oh ya horse face
>>25436086
Long faces are more attractive.
End of discussion.
>>25436110
>roastie voicing opinions
top kik sis
I would kill for his hair
>>25436110
It's a joke post
Go be a retard somewhere else
>>25436063
OBI wan?
Bigu Bossu
>>25434532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAXU18pE4jU
Alan Thrall.
Alfa
CAN'T STUMP
WON'T STUMP
THE FIRE RISES
I won I guess then
>>25436193
I want him to fuck me in the dirt.
what dont men go for full blown beards instead of the petty shit that is smal.
either go big or go home
>>25436502
Fuck, my heart sank but in that good sort of way
That pic made me gay, anon
>>25436179
>tfw no Big Boss bf
>>25435860
True: Adam Levine, Tanner Patrick, Jeremy Shada and many others including Justin Bieber
>>25436502
>Not posting mountain man Jake
A god-like specimen.
>>25436502
He's cute but his eyes are ugly and his lips too thin
kit harington to be honest senpai
>>25436632
>jon snow smokes
but in reality, hes like a lesser Orlando Bloom. Hes like the discount version of Bloom
>>25436543
it's ok anon, just accept it
This guy
If I'm going to be ugly I'm going all out
;_; he is so cute
No pic sorry.
10 years old skeleton
>>25436690
i can top that with my own face desu
>>25436632
>Manlet
never
Literally this guy
All current problems related to women, friendship, income, social life would disappear overnight.
>>25436666
doesn't matter still wished i looked like him
>>25436771
yeah but you'd (still?) be a negro
>>25436795
Doesnt fucking matter man. Just look what my GF and my social life would be like.
Talking about a full180 degree turn here.
>>25436834
You do realize that like half of the white guys posted above not only look better than this guy and probably have hotter girlfriends, but they are also white. They're better choices, you get everything he has + you don't turn into a shitskin nigger + your IQ doesn't drop below 100.
>>25436916
but do they have a 20 inch penis?
checkmate chad
>>25434561
>being a furry
you fuckhead
tyson ballou
>>25436916
He's one of the top male models of all time you fucking idiot. No they dont look better than the one of the TOP male models of all time. If they look better then why aren't they the ones with the 21 year old supermodel GF.
Gtfo with the racism
>>25436956
With this body as well
Imagine ow much confidence you'd have and how much puss you'd get.
>>25435567
I want to be like you. Just so accepting of how I look. God damn it must be nice. Cheers
>>25436110
>browner skin
stopped reading right fucking there
>not wishing you looked like the beautiful captain of the montreal canadiens, who lead his team to victory against the boston bruins in the 2016 winter classic yesterday
>>25436988
You can put it into your tone. I could be chad tier if I had short/ stuck up hair, had a more "frowning" composure in my face, chin up + good posture.
And I would totally go for that look if I was trying to get ahead in some kind of like business enterprise bullshit. I don't want to do it in my regular life because I'm not the "go out drinking, bang hot needy women" type of person.
I wanna be more of a teacher, a guide, a respected leader. Harsh and abrasiveness on matters that require absolute truths/ introspection, and calm/ welcoming when cooperation is required.
Also a bit down to earth/ lazy.
I just carry that tone in my head, and without looking beta-tier or neckbeardy or faggy, I can just... I don't know, pull it off I guess
And over time it's kind of shaped into my looks/ presentation of myself. You don't need to look great in order to do this, because I'm friends with tons of absolutely butt-fucking ugly weirdos who have amazing personalities that emit from themselves in a unique way, making them strangely attractive once more.
>>25436973
He's a nigger, you fucking idiot. He looks like a fucking dumbass monkey, b-b-but muh model, oh fuck off, you must be kidding me
Here >>25436956
Random white guy posted here, he looks 10 times better than your nigger and can easily get a hotter girlfriend, that bitch near him isn't even that great looking and he can also get a real job and be respected.
>but muh racism
Back to reddit, you progressive hippie.
>>25434668
this
also Gandy
This with a 9'' x 7'' cock
>>25437165
>Random white guy posted here
That isn't a random white guy, he is a male model called Tyson Ballou, Google him.
I'd agree that he is much much better looking than the black model though.
He's such a qt... And those effay eyebags <333
>>25437251
yahahaha I laugh every time eggy is posted. Holy fuck he is ALWAYS worse than I picture him in my head.
Scott Eastwood
Why the fuck
>>25434532
Either this (yeah, original post for sure)
>>25436690
>If I'm going to be ugly I'm going all out
What the fuck logic is that?
I mean I get it but, but why not just not be ugly?
>>25437360
Or that (even more original, i swear)
>good hair length
>well-shaped head
>perfect nose
>bright, brown eyes
>always skinny
I wish I could like this
>>25434532
Implying i don't love the way i look. I just wish i was a bit taller. And maybe some blue eyes would do me fine.
>>25437326
Young clint was still better because he was taller.
>>25437408
I wish I could be 2D desu...
>>25437229
And he's not the only one here better looking than your TOP black model. Motherfucking top black model is a bald faggot that looks like he just got out of prison, has horrible tattoos and unironically wears earrings and a cross.
kek
>>25435234
Do you want to shut the fuck up
He's perfect.
I guess if I had no choice I would not mind looking like this then again I perfectly happy not having a dick.
![Edward-Norton[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Gc53rhL.jpg "Edward-Norton[1].jpg")
>>25435302
JGL and Edward Norton are my mancrushes, I'd probably suck their dicks even though I'm not gay
>>25434532
If I looked like this I'd be able to get my oneitis to love me back.
I won
originallllllll
>>25437165
Shut the fuck up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00LA9y9ro6g
If looked like him I'd be banging Shanina Shaik and cheating with even hotter women. the guy is fucking 40 years old and looks like this with a 21 yo GF.
Matt Bomer is better looking than all of these guys ITT.
I wish I had my head on a muscly body
are allowed not posts textless
Kurt Cobain was hot
>>25435508
>Alain Delon
mi negro
but pic related for me
Casper Van Dien in Starship Troopers.
>>25436632
I don't get it why attractive people smoke cigarettes
They get to be so damn lucky and look better than most of the population and then they destroy their body and put themselves at risk of killing themselves
this makes me kind of angry desu family
calum von fucking moger
>>25439363
I dont get why they get tattoos either
>>25434532
why is his mustache so fucking thin
>>25435567
>>25437154
Never thought I would see someone who was like me in a place like this.
Good on you. Good on us.
>>25434532
allaxu akbar
>>25437677
YES YES YES YES YES YES
>>25434532
The only correct choice.
Lachowski is a literal god on earth.
>tall guys getting pussy
>dwarfs like pic related getting pussy
>manlets stuck in the middle alone
sucks desu senpai
>>25439604
>tfw skinny ugly acne version of lachowski who can't grow beard
>>25439764
HAHAHAHAHAHA
NOT EVEN CLOSE ANON
how delusional
>tfw you look like what you look like and you think it looks good but you can't get gf
Ugly narcissist is the worst feel
>>25439814
:-(
original
why cant i just
>>25434532
i look alright , just want my nose to be better and my head to be a little less round
>>25439764
I totally see it
>>25439814
You're an autistic faggot who can't recognize facial features
>>25438223
I know a dude who looks exactly like an italian Ryan Gosling, same face just dark skin and hair. And he has the exact same voice.
It's honestly not so impressive when you take it out of the context of his films. Girls don't really flock to him, and I haven't known him to have a girlfriend in the last two years despite being fairly confident and laid-back and frequently making advances towards girls.
>>25438223
lol? He looks retarded in this pic.
>>25438223
>those eggman tier eyebags
his only good qualities are his jaw and his eyes, even though they're kinda asymmetric.
>mfw no one has posted Mads
>>25437014
Do y'all realize that there was a time where people had to spend a lot more time outside than now, and therefore had to have skin more resistant to sunlight than pasty basement betas of the current day?
Even if they didn't farm, even if they were affluent, just walking from place to place fully dressed there would be some sun exposure. A man with skin that wouldn't go ruddy or burn with a few minutes of direct sun exposure, would obviously be more attractive than a man who was too pale to face the sun without a hat on.
With his voice too. Nothing exudes more charm and suavity than Glen. He's in his fifties now. Imagine at twenty.
>>25434532
I like his sad face. I'm sad a lot so i would look nice when i'm sad.
>>25440685
He's ugy but not. I like that.
This guy is extremely underrated
mifune tbqh
>>25438063
I can't stand this guy. He looks like a mixture of Chad and some measly wageslave.
>>25440745
I'd be content with his voice desu
It's like yall want to look like plebs
Here, have a true patrician
>>25436576
>tfw still no beard at almost 24
Jake is a premium specimen
I want to be the smuggest person on earth with the Chad cliche look
>>25440961
>Update
01/02/16
I'm a failure
Killer beard and beach boy hair
This thread is fun. Appreciation for males body and looks for a change, without homosexual context.
>2016
>not choosing to look like the drug man
>nobody has posted Ian Somerhalder yet
/r9k/ confirmed for shit taste
I want to be a qt and fuck all my beta male friends.
I'd like to look like Stalin
Liam has nice eyebrow line.
He seems to be really cool person.
This or Jared Leto
except my age ofc
>>25435556
yfw you find out he is 100% Ashkenazi Jewish. Khazar hypothesis is correct, but only for him
>no Anson Mount
>>25434532
Preferrably with the same abilities
I just love his scowl I'm actually sleeping less and looking angry all the time just so I can get bags and rimples like him
i wish i was will smith
Alex Turner is the only answer tbqh
>>25438223
Dem asymmetric eyes lmao
>>25434702
He looks like a masculine Scully.
>>25441585
My nigga.
If I looked like any of these in pic rel life would be a pure pleasure everyday
>>25434532
>>25434668
>>25434702
>>25434765
>>25434908
>>25434930
>>25435285
>>25435395
>>25435508
>>25435584
>>25436179
>>25436632
>>25436771
>>25436956
>>25437220
>>25437360
>>25437376
>>25437677
>>25437795
>>25438063
>>25439604
>>25440685
>>25440815
>>25440928
girl here, these ones are the bestthis is verrry original
Just remember, its all about personality bro...
Suave as fuck.
>>25442293
Am I the only one who thinks he's ugly? I wouldn't want to look like that tbqh.
>ywn be a samurai without looking out of place and autistic
why live
I don't even care if I remain a virgin forever, I just want to be a tall skellington.
>>25442522
ew desu 2bh
>>25442573
shut up ugly pig
>>25442522
Do you like spaghetti?
I want to look like I've lived too hard for too long, and I'm not going to stop until I'm dead.
>>25442647
Spaghetti Westerns?Zing.
He was qt in twilight princess desu
No one's postedm00tyet?
>>25441699
Jesus you could fuck so many upper class hoes if you looked like this guy.
Like 90% of everyone in this thread is either ugly or has a super punchable faggot face
Pic related, the in between
>>25443228
>Jesus
Are you making some kind of pun?
>>25443428
that face is completely 100% punchable
looks like a faggot too
>>25434738
No. If you are extremely good looking and / or manly as hell you could pull them off. I'm pretty sure my eyebrows are the reason I am always single.
>one fucking shot at life
>born as an ugly manlet with a small pecker
>>25434738
I think they are good if you have deep-set eyes.
I dont give a shit about being "goodlooking", i just wanna look many as hell, and this fucka right here is as manly as it gets
Pic related would be nice.
>>25444436
you may want to look up Brian Stann then
>>25434532
I actually kind of look like this.
wouldn't even mind being old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaIwtO6VWCU
Season 1 mountain.
Imagine how it feels to walk down the street with that body and face.
I hope he looked good when he was younger too... otherwise I just have to wait, I guess.
>no Henry cavil
>no brad Pitt
>no Brandon routh
Step it up niggas
>>25447141
yeah Brad Pitt, I'm too lazy to post
>>25434532
Not trying to be an edgelord but God damn /fa/'s site is "YoungStalin" for a reason
One of the better looking Chicanos
