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anime is for gays edition
>>26345118
>anime is for gays
>animoo imageboard
>>26345253
very smug looking animay you have there
Odds Vodka
Evens Vodka with juice
Someone kill me while I'm passed out.
>>26345448
can i molest instead?
did you know its Chinese new year? would it be mean to get a Chinese takeaway tonight? anyway, to celebrate post your favourite Chinese cartoon female.
im so tired sheep are counting me no more struggle no more energy no more patient and you can write that down it's all so crazy and im not sticking around
>>26345539
it's not like he can say no
>>26345448
Nico a dogshit
>>26345535
ah i'm down south in Bristol probably too far to travel just for a shaving seshunless maybe there's cuddles involved
>>26345577
Hampshire cuddle buddy always here for you lads.
>>26345557
My local chinese is only open mondays when its a bank holiday. The qt3.14 chinese girl that went home just before christmas may be coming back soon!
>>26345448
Is that you, Double Penetration?
>>26345557
There are lots of chinese cartoon females, but this one is mine. Without her, I am nothing. Etcetera.
>>26345539
No.
>>26345574
No.
>>26345617
Nope.
>>26345577
>>26345593
>all the gays are down south
>I'm stuck here alone with no lonely robots to shave and cuddle
JUST
Disregard Janny
Post waifus
>>26345705
Not as fat as expected since I shit it out all easy
>>26345638
Do you really want affection from some gay who will get with anyone?
Starting a new job later this week after being neet for a long time.
How long before I become legitimately angry about wagecuck threads?
>>26345744
what if he is himself a gay who will get with anyone?
>>26345744
>he isn't so desperate for human affection that he takes whatever he can get wherever he can get it
GET OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26345631
I KNOW ITS YOU, FUCKBOY
>>26345593
but you already have a cuddle buddy
i wouldn't want to interfere with what you two have going
>>26345769
You don't, just remember how pathetic being a NEET is and you'll be fine mate
>>26345772
True.
>>26345784
I'm painfully lonely but I'll never be a pathetic slut, nigger.
E I R E
I R E E
R E E I
E I R E
>>26345820
If you aren't ready to slut it up then you aren't properly lonely yet desu
>>26345717
i'm 22 desu
>>26345118
>anime is for gays
Whatever you say, Achmed
>>26345253
There arent any other good websites like 4chan, but I have to deal with the weebs and I REALLY hate anime
>>26345631
You Brits are hillarious
>>26345827
No, I just have some dignity and will save it for the one I love. Dumb whore.
K E T T E R I N G
>kill me
>>26345849
>he still believes in love
oh i am laffin
>>26345557
Absolutely need to cuddle with her soon or I WILL snap
>>26345871
>He's a filthy faggot who will do anything with anyone
Oh I am dry-heaving.
how do i cope with the fact that i'll never be great
>>26345880
get the daki out and get cuddling desu lad
>>26345896
Sorry, desu
PAKIS OUT IIII NOW IIllll
>>26345880
I'd cuck you with your waifu tbqh
![HV_[philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][05][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv_snapshot_17.22_[2015.05.31_12.37.07].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RCw8nZq.jpg "HV_[philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][05][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv_snapshot_17.22_[2015.05.31_12.37.07].jpg")
>>26345918
That's just a pillow with an image of her printed on it Anon
>>26345769
I just find them amusing, being poor and dependent on the state remaining liberal is not comfy
>>26345938
Seems fair he already cucks her with the guy who posts Jun all day.
>>26345937
Racist bastard
>>26345896
You could change your name to "Anon the Great" for 36 bongs via deed poll lad
how do i cope with the fact that i'll never be white/pure
>>26345961
It's pretty comfy along with rich parents.
>>26345880
but she's not real
![HV_K-ON! The Movie・映画 けいおん (2011) [CoalGuys] [10-bit Dual-Audio FLAC].mkv_snapshot_01.19.58_[2015.05.10_12.32.31].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xIYAdPO.jpg "HV_K-ON! The Movie・映画 けいおん (2011) [CoalGuys] [10-bit Dual-Audio FLAC].mkv_snapshot_01.19.58_[2015.05.10_12.32.31].jpg")
>>26346000
That's the problem isn't it lad
>>26345970
I just want to fuck his waifu though
is it too early to make pasta?
i had lunch at 12 and i'm really hungry
>>26346021
so get a girl who looks like her. i thought your parents were rich.
![HV_[philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][05][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv_snapshot_11.27_[2015.05.31_12.27.04].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dRxMYVb.jpg "HV_[philosophy-raws][K-ON!!][05][BDRIP][Hi10P FLAC][1920X1080].mkv_snapshot_11.27_[2015.05.31_12.27.04].jpg")
>>26346087
I don't love her just for her physical appearance
Also no they're not really rich at all
>>26346130
you will never cuddle with azusa in real life, but you can live your real life for her.
need death like air lads
>>26346161
for fucksake chucklechannon send me the full res yeezy pic
need that like air
>>26345860
Who am I?
and who are you? kek
oc
>>26346154
I didnt want these feels senpai....
I came here to escape, not to be reminded of it all........
>>26345867
spot on lad
>>26346175
?
FUCKING ORIGINAL FUCK OFFFFF
>>26346032
If you don't consume all your calories for the day within an 8 hour window you're never going to make it
>you want to make it
>>26346154
>you can live your real life for her.
So when you two are meeting up to be gay with each other that's living for your waifu? Wew lad.
>tfw going to kfc tomorrow with a qt then playing vidya at her house
My mates gf has been texting me and im buying her presents for valentines day and going out with her the day before but shes going out with her bf on the actual day, why am I a cuck?
>>26346198
you cannot escape what you have created in your own head. it can be a good thing lad.
>>26346251
it is when we dress up as them.
>>26346260
>playing videogames
>eating kfc
>going anywhere with a sad act like you
shes a 4/10 at best if she any of these two things
>>26346279
Better than McDonalds...
>>26346260
Think I'll order a takeaway tomorrow. Just to change it up for once
>>26346297
its all the same shit mate
- brian from exeter
>tails isn't working so can't use DNM
This is so fucking annoying. I've spent the last 5 days learning how to be safe on the DNM and tails won't fucking work.
What's it like to have loving parents you get along with?
>>26346278
>you cannot escape what you have created in your own head. it can be a good thing lad.
But I moved 8 time zones away from them to come back to my "homeland" and live the life that they think that I want and need.
Homeland is where they live.
about to leave...
>>26346330
>>>/g/
- brian from exeter
>>26346351
I have never had a nandos, is it nice?
- brian from exeter
>>26346370
lmao your not British then.. I mean neither am I but everyone eats at Nandos
>>26346251
That is in essence what being gay is all about.
Posting is pretty slow today, I sure hope it picks up before I have to go to tesco for my big shop
>>26346379
I didn't know eating a nandos what a qualifier of being British, I will definitly try one when I get the chance next.
gonna go out tomorrow. down the seafront maybe, just a litle walk.
yeah, tomorrow...
>>26346391
You can't have a waifu if you're a faggot.
>>26346420
Too windy down the seafront for me lad
>>26346279
I can't believe my luck either, no need to get salty mate
>>26345644
Once again, waifu has been posted senpai~
>>26346442
post a picture and I will tell you if she is a qt lad
>>26346469
>Tilde
how you holding up today, cutie?
>>26346481
I am feeling pretty good today tbqh~
How are you today, anon?
>>26346514
Same shit, different day. Can't complain.
Happy with your intake today?
How do you usually dress? On the right is my casual daywear.
>>26346547
That is good to hear anon~
I suppose it was okay today. Probably could have been more but oh well~
Haven't seen a Poleaboo post in ages. Is the new Digimon game that distracting?
>>26346616
That's funny because I usually dress like the guy on the left.
Want to meet?
>>26346469
I WANT YOU TO POST THOSE ARMPITS AND BOIPUSSY
>>26346704
Me on the left, lads
neighbours alarm literally wont stop going off
>>26346766
raf
GETTING FUCKING SICK OF THIS GAY SHIT!!!
why do gays always speak weird and use hand fans? They literally stereotype themselves.
>>26346766
>I'll never be a qt, smug anime girl
Time for more tramadol.
>>26346616
Wearing a fedora and an ill fitting waistcoat from a costume shop isn't the same thing as dressing like the guy on the right btw.
>>26346801
why do gays suddenly develop a lisp, as somebody with a strong lisp I am offended
>>26346823
can we be straight lispbros
Playing interactive buddy.
![[a-s]_heavens_lost_property_-_13_-_queen_of_the_sky__rs2_[1080p_bd-rip][27A1439B].mkv_snapshot_16.45_[2016.02.08_19.45.31].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fIlTcNq.jpg "[a-s]_heavens_lost_property_-_13_-_queen_of_the_sky__rs2_[1080p_bd-rip][27A1439B].mkv_snapshot_16.45_[2016.02.08_19.45.31].jpg")
>>26345557
>>26345644
>Guess what time it is, Nymph-chan
>>26346823
>>26346801
Sucking lots of cock damages the tissue in your lips and tongue causing a lisp
>>26346831
yes mate : ^ )
fuck this original shit ive snapped
>>26346815
Poplar was literally made for bullying and sexualizing
anyone want to give me a handjob while we sppon?
>>26346801
the steriotype had to come from somewhere...
Can't take much more m8s
I just can't. I hate this fucking country and all the scum who dwell here. This is no kind of life. Thinking of becoming an alky big time
Keep getting sudden dizzy spells. Like, I can be fine and all of a sudden my vision seems to tilt like I've got my head touching my shoulder.
Really knocks me off balance. Had it about a week and half now, usually only happens once a day.
Had a bad ear infection that is still clearing up, so maybe that's causing it?
>>26346862
Haven't you ever wondered what it would be like for her to bully YOU?
>>26346708
We'd slay so much pussy lad. I get so many looks when I'm out wearing that outfit, it's like everyone is staring in total awe of me. I never try to talk to any of them though because they're probably dumb bitches and I'm above that.
>>26346887
*spoon
oc
>>26346949
buils up of fluid in your ear probably causing dizziness.
>>26346984
More often than I care to admit
I can see her trying really hard to bully me, only to fail at the slightest error and get easily flustered and try to hit me.It wouldn't even hurt but i'd play along for her.
can everybody please stop posting anime in my thread thank you
One, two, three and to the four,
Snoop doggy dogg and Dr Dre is at the door,
ready to make an entrance so back on up
>>26347063
Sorry mate, I will make sure to never post anime again. I hope you aren't too upset.
Are recruitment companies so shit because they are filled with retarded women? bunch of fucking time wasters
most refuse to use email and insist on calling like mongs no matter how many times I try to get the to email or get their coworkers to get them to email. When they do send an email all it say is to call the, Fucking normie scum.
>>26346704
>tfw almost finished this
>tfw no Inami gf
I'm not gonna make it lads
Bennett on uni challenge be my gf
Does anyone care about the plot in Ratchet and Clank? God damn.
>>26346840
how very cute my good friend.
>>26347185
Univeristy challange is literally too hard for me, thank god for tipping point
>>26347237
I just watch it for paxman and the odd qt you see every season or two
>>26347237
>challange
JUST
Ive got dyslexcia sorry lads
>>26345644
hows my waifu lads?
>>26347253
>dyslexcia
Liar. There isn't a single dyslexic person on the planet who cannot spell that word
>>26345993
>be non-white
>accuse whites for racism
>get money
>?
>profit (literally)
Enjoy your free moeny
>>26347278
>tfw exposed on 4chan
J U S T
Until recently I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life, but it's already too late. Trying my hardest won't be enough to enter the uni I want to, and I've not given enough shits to my studies. I have a friend who'll be accepted there, and I won't be able to handle going to another uni without wanting to kill myself.
Why can't you just go into a shop, buy something a leave anymore? Why are they always trying to get you to sign up for something or enter some sort of competition or sell you something else.
>mfw I went into a clothes shop the other day and they actually tried to get me to sign up for their credit card
A FUCKING CREDIT CARD FROM A CLOTHES SHOP. FUCK RIGHT OFF.
JUST
>>26347319
>stressing over a levels
I didn't try in a levels and still got into a decent uni
Hey lads it's me with the alchy dad
He came home from the pub and I didn't hear him come in, I heard him coming upstairs so I came out of my room and said hey and asked if he'd like me to cook the steaks for us. He said no he was 'trying to cook pork chops', took a piss, than ran downstairs screaming and swearing incoherently. Then he slammed every door in the house and continued to scream and shout incoherently, while what sounded like I can only imagine smashing every plate, glass and cup in the kitchen.
After this he proceeded to the living room where he screamed some more, then he talked to someone on the phone and has been quiet since, aside from yelling at for a cat that came in the house to leave when he left the back door open.
I am just sat silently with my door locked at the moment hoping he's fallen asleep or will just go to bed soon.
>>26347345
Debenhams have been doing it for years since they sell some really expensive stuff and massive ranges, not heard of any others though
>>26347319
>Sixth form
Literal children all up in /britfeel/ tonight.
>>26347345
Because they make more money selling your information than selling you socks.
>>26347400
give him a kiss
MY BODY IS UNCLEAN
>>26347400
Don't you have neighbours lad? I'd call the bobbies if I heard shit like that going down
>I think we need to talk about Saturday. I'll be back in town this weekend so we can meet if you want or would that be pointless? I don't know, you're hurting my brain and my insides :( xx
Feel a bit funny about this lads, kinda regret saying anything now, I can just see more misery ahead.
>>26347431
He does have a reddit image desu
>>26347461
My neighbours are druggie chavs famalamapus
>>26347456
Through suffering comes redemption.
Through sorrow comes exaltation.
Through pitch dark comes a cleansing fire.
Through the fire, we shall find a spring of new life.
>>26347319
you're catastrophising the situation
>>26347470
cucked you hard pham
how do i get bigger balls
>>26347400
Are you a NEET? Apply for a council home or something, can't be doing with that every day.
>>26347543
eat lots of meat
>>26347400
Why not just go spend some time with him and cook him a steak? Maybe try stop being a whinging faggot that thinks he's so hard done by.
My dad was similar and probably worse than yours sounds and despite this, I still understood that he's family and it's as simple as that.
>hiding in your room because your dads drunk and wants some steak
>crying on the net because your dads pissed and being loud like pissed people are
Get a fucking grip, man. When he dies you're gonna regret being such a pussy.
how do I get a girlfriend???
no meme responses
>>26345644
<3
He's so perf.
>>26347593
Hit the gym
Stop coming on here
Get a job
Find a hobby
The only real answers but inb4 everyone memes ''just be yourself'' blah blah because they don't actually want a gf but just an excuse to continue rotting until death in their own filth
>>26347470
>we need to talk
hahahahahahahaha
you so deserve this you normie shithead
>>26347612
stop posting and get delivering them pizzas lad
>talking to a girl
>going well
>wants to meet irl
>stop responding
why am I doing this?
F.E.A.R
Ian Brown
>>26347631
Not him but I'm having trouble hitting the gym. Do gymchads have more respect for a quite skinny lad trying to get bigger or a fatass trying to cut down on weight?
I'm the former.
>>26347677
F.E.A.R
Ian Duncan Smith
>>26347679
They respect no-one that isn't in their clan.
>>26347631
>tfw if you're a bloke you've got to do all this shit and spend all your free time keeping them entertained
Not worth the effort, sex just isn't worth it.
>>26347679
go really early or really late when nobody is there
>>26347654
u fukken wot m9?
What's my Nobel 6 husbando got to do with delivering pizzas?
And because you're a daft sod.
>>26347727
I don't want sex I want an emotional partner and a friend
>>26347745
its because im JUST tier mate
>>26347274
Original character/10
all over your oo yeah
all over your oo
all over your oo yeah
all over your oo
bass over two hats like a sandwich
7 days and yeah we're still standing
th-this goes out to the Charlie Browns
loving it loving it old school anthems
going out dressed in white polos and Versace blue jeans
timberlands track tops and blue jeans
big narstie
All over your nyeeeeahhhh
>>26347679
I looked like the guy from the machinist when I started going to the gym.
No one cares or stares, as much as you think.
Get over yourself and JUST DO ITTTTT
>>26346903
Know how you feel. I recommend weed instead though. No shitty hangover and it chills you out more whereas booze can make you rage more.
>>26347593
Infinitely easier if you're at college/university as you are in close proximity to women who probably like similar things to you (since they have chosen to do the same subject(s) as you)
If you don't go to college/university then you need to take part in clubs or events for things you like, again, the women there will like similar things to you. The hardest part is being bothered to actually do that, most people aren't, I know I'm not.
If you're a turbo normie with good looks them go to a club and JUS B URSELF, shout over shit music and take home some stupid bitch with a cunt that has seen more action than Guadalcanal.
Don't use dating sites, it's tragic, you're better off alone if you're thinking about that route.
>>26347784
I don't like you, brian from exeter.
>>26347679
>gymchads
>respecting anyone
They don't respect new guys who haven't been to a gym before, only those who have been at it for a long time and have a body to show for it. If you've got a good body already then they'll probably not care at all, anything less is just going to get you mocked.
>>26347811
I at university and sit alone at every lecture/seminar, im not just going to sit next to some random girl
>>26347827
im sorry you feel that way but im sure if you gave me a chance you would change your mind
>>26347846
this was brian from exeter btw
>>26347811
>Infinitely easier if you're at college/university as you are in close proximity to women who probably like similar things to you (since they have chosen to do the same subject(s) as you)
No
>If you don't go to college/university then you need to take part in clubs or events for things you like, again, the women there will like similar things to you. The hardest part is being bothered to actually do that
Yes
>>26347679
>>26347710
>>26347731
>>26347795
>>26347831
Anyone got any good comebacks for use when you get mocked by gymchads?
>>26347871
oh do just fuck off you boring cunt
>>26347846
>I at university and sit alone at every lecture/seminar
Same family, in my second year too
It never gets better
>>26347846
Stop being cucked and join the /nu-eunuch/ movement.
Fucking and procreation is for normies.
>>26347893
Call them "meatheads" and tell them they're compensating.
Then get the shit beaten out of you in a 3v1 in the car park.
>>26347893
Print out your favourite smug anime girl reaction images and hold them up when they're benching something you deem light.
>>26347882
Great input there you mono syllabic mong
>>26347934
Stupid fucking idea.
Just use a smartphone or tablet.
>>26347893
would something like 'I can get bigger but you'll never get smarter' a good one? It might confuse them enough that it takes them 10 mins to understand you just insulted them.
Enough time to finish your reps and quickly sneak out the back door.
>>26347893
most gymchads wont mock you desu
>>26347898
rude
>>26347902
honestly thought this was my chance to meet a qt but the alphas moved in on any available girls in the first 2 weeks
Who /garibaldi/ here family
>>26347811
A girl in Uni being a virgin is very, very rare. Don't see the point desu.
>>26347893
Say 'nice tits Sheila'
>Listening to Stacey tell the class how people should be tolerant of promiscuity
>Bitch has a fucking normal family while I have to put up with a cuck dad and a slut mother's passive-aggressive exchanges at dinner
>>26347986
Only thing with raisins in it worth eating is Fruit N Fiber
>>26347967
>I can g-get bigger but
>No you can't
>What?
>You can't get any bigger, you'll always be a skinny cunt
>Bu-
>FUCK OFF
Exactly what would happen irl
>>26347893
"Big muscles wont make up for a small dick"
Even better if you see how small they are in the locker room, there was a twat who was hulked up but his dick was probably no bigger than a middle finger.He might have been roided up which makes sense but point still stands.
>>26348047
roids dont make your dick shrink
>>26347784
It's just a daft joke.
Nice memeing though, I'm sure you're very popular on /tv/.
>>26348059
That just makes it even better to use then
>>26346840
degenerates raus!
>>26348059
Hi brian from exeter, i'm from Exmouth. I'll meet you at sidwell street for a fight and a pint if you want.
Honestly stop worrying lad, most gym lads aren't going to bully you their too busy listening to their Beats by Dr. Dre Solo 2.0 On-Ear Headphones with high quality sound avaiable for the low price of 135 pounds
>>26348059
>Brian is the pakigym anon
Top top kek
>>26347998
She probably has the same desu like mother like
>>26345918
cuddle me please
>>26348190
im whiter than you mate
>about to apply for a job I actually really want
Getting rejected for this is going to suck.
>>26348209
>cute fang waifu
good taste desu
>>26348047
Do you have a big one anon?
REAL HUMAN BEAN AND A REAL HERO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
>>26348237
what's the job m8
oc
>>26348246
you can never have too much fang
>>26348237
I only skim the descriptions these days, no use getting your hopes up when it will probably not work out
>>26348217
>Exter
Hahahahahahaha.
what film should I watch lads?
>>26348372
?
>>26348346
Would really enjoy seeing you creampie her.
>>26348394
the pest
Who /crimewatch/ here? I don't like the new music.
>>26348408
are you a cuck or something
>>26348394
Shitskin city init. Even had a peadogang lol.
>>26348135
She's not a loli, she's just petite.
>>26348294
>>26348394
Just watched drive
REAL HUMAN BEAN
Trying to find another to watch now, maybe la haine
wan wans having a really bad dream lads :(
i'm scared for her
>>26348440
Yes so please let me watch desu.
>>26348449
seen drive it was good
>>26348446
Cant find a film called shitskin city on imbd lad, is this some cool nickname you have for a real film?
>>26348424
>4.9 on imdb
no thanks sorry
>>26348446
Not at all, thankfully we don't have too many Pakis because it's far away from any big cities.
>>26348481
sounds kind of gay anon
>>26348545
There's nothing gay about wanting to fap to the groans of pleasure you make after creampieing a loli fang girl.
Is it gay to imagine yourself as different anon's waifus servicing their cocks?
>>26348545
>>26348676
delete this
You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was not original..
>>26348676
I don't groan when I fap faglord
I'm a boy not a women
Is it weird to like chicks with huge dicks?
>>26348720
You'd groan after creampieing the loli. Which I would fap too.
Poleaboo woke up a little after noon
Spent the whole day playing Digimon
Going to go play some more now
>>26348748is it wrong this is turning me onpost steam
>>26348760
Stop playing that shite and talk to us lad, maybe do some phishing.
>>26348814
Or maybe he should sort his life out?
>>26348705
now would you say you would make a good Jun? because you could make that fantasy a reality.
>>26348774I don't have steam, just email senpai
>>26348814
>Phishing
All about RATs now lad
>>26348836
Meant to apply for jobs today, will postpone until tomorrow
>>26348841
I'll never be qt enough to live up to anyone's waifu, sadly
>>26348865poast pls
>>26348866
What is RATs?
>>26348432
>Mian Farooqnadeem - rapist
>Nisa Ul Haq - people trafficking
Oh dear.
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand
can we get rid of the childporn anime? I'm sure there are boards dedicated to that stuff, it makes me feel uncumfortable and this thread is all about the comfy.
>>26348878
Don't talk like that. Stop putting yourself down. With determination, you can be anything you want to be. Hard work = money = surgery. I know it can be hard, but I believe in you.
>>26348922
Radical Armenian Terrorists
>>26348992
Why does it make you uncomfy? Can't control your hard on around pre-teens Rasheed?
>>26348958
that's channons m8 isnt it?
Alright lads? Gonna get a dirty kebab and chips, rice and curry sauce.
>>26349069
what a grim existence
>tfw you find out your oneitis has hideous feet
Well, at least I don't have a oneitis anymore.
>chooses a fake name
>gaywood
fuckin hell lad
>>26349034
You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.00% content)....
>>26349190
That's one ugly thumb.
>>26349114
>Tfw bought used socks from a chav I used to go to high school with
Low point.
>>26349208
rude desu delete this please
>>26349226
I'll delete your dick, you weird prick.
