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What happened to original OP Image Guy edition
Rate my NEET budget for 2016 lads
I'm so tired lads, and I've got nothing done for weeks
I just want to remember what it was like to achieve something
>>26362497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSVnVJrTDGM
OOOOH MAAAMMAAAA!! clan?
Why is the thread so quiet this morning? Everyone sell out and get jobs?
>>26362587
honestly thinking about it
the neet life is too poor and getting boring. anime isn't working as escapism anymore
>>26362612
>tfw going from 580bong to -60 after being unemployed 2 months
fucking shit
>>26362522
Just in case any of you are confused, I will explain how it works.
>The 'Bank' section represents how much money I have in my bank
>The 'Budget' section is the bank, divided by the number of months left in the year, so what this tells us is that I can spend 447 bong and 28 pence per month and I will survive until January 2017
>As I fill in my spendings over the month this amount will be added into 'Total' which is then taken away from 'Bank' to give us the sum at the bottom 'Overall'
>We can also see under 'Net' how far over or under budget we are for the month
>The 'Overall' is then the 'Bank' for the following month, there is also an oppurtiuniy to add to the bank with an 'Income' section at the bottom
>Anything in the 'Income' section will be added to the Overall to give us our ';Bank' for the following month'
>The same formulas will then be applied each month, so if I can under budget in February the budget for the following month will be greater than the previous, or smaller if I am over budget
Is pretty handy for maintaining a NEET lifestyle for an extended period of time. Any questions?
>>26362696
Nobody cared mate
>>26362696
how often do you fap?
>>26362787
5-10 times a day
>>26362783
Maybe you should then you could be a wealthy NEET like myself
>>26362528
Can soft of relate. Semi dropped out of uni a few weeks ago and haven't done all that much since. I say semi as I still don't know if I'll be let back in next year or whatever. Might just start working out again as there is not much else to do.
Also I really need to know if I've been kicked out or what so I can stop being anxious and I can at least start looking for jobs. Called them yesterday but they need to see me in person. Honestly, it didn't sound good over the phone, but I mentally prepared myself to be kicked out so I'm feeling okay desu.
>>26362881
>Called them yesterday but they need to see me in person. Honestly, it didn't sound good over the phone, but I mentally prepared myself to be kicked out so I'm feeling okay desu.
They're probably going to ask you 'if everything is okay' and all that sort of nonsense, you know? Try to make you admit to being a mental patient.
>>26362899
kek they already know i'm on antidepressants. How much more of a mental patient can they even make me? I've done that for them.
>>26362522
>he has more than 500 pounds in the bank
Get a load of this normie
>>26362961
>he doesn't have more than 500 pounds in his wallet, let alone bank
Lmfao broke ass NEETs
>>26363046
>being a wagecuck
>not being a wealthy NEET master
You know what to do
Waifus
>>26363115
bestest time of the day
>>26363115
They may take our lives, but they will never take our waifus
Good morning friends. Wageslavery at 4 today. Tuesday's aren't busy so I'll have plenty of time to sneak off and drink vodka in the toilets.
>>26363115
life is suffering, I think I'm going to flee abroad
>>26363115
>its time for being conscious again
pls no
I don't normally go in these threads but as an English bloke who's been on /r9k/ for many years I thought I'd look in.
How many of you are Southerners from middle class families?
>>26363274
Not me m8, poor lad from Lancashire reporting in.
>American takeaway nearby
>Massala fish is on their menu
What an incredible option
>>26363274
bought up by a single mom on benefits (in birmingham) here. But I rarely post in these threads.
>>26363274
Middle class but midlands here
>>26363274
>>26363341
Same as this lad
blox
>>26363323
I actually grew up in Lancashire too.
It was pretty shit. I lived in a small town of 2000 normies and could never leave, buses were 5 quid one way and they came every hour. Lancaster is a shit city and all.
>>26363274
Yeah, Southern raised by a middle class mum here. My dad is working class (though fucking loaded) but was never around and never helped. Never paid kidbux either.
>>26363274
I'm council estate south west
>>26363274
Middle class south west here
>>26363274
I guess. I was born in Oxford, my mother and father both worked pretty good jobs (though he was a self-employed carpenter with odd jobs on the side, which is where his money came from, my mother worked for Brookes Uni)
They broke up when I was 9, last saw my father when I was 10 and my mother quit that job when I was diagnosed with Diabetes because she couldn't reliably go in and take care of me early into the diagnosis. She went on benefits after and stayed on them until real recent years (and long after we had moved out of Oxford)
It's been a neat little exchange between bottom of the barrel and middle class. She's doing better now, though, and I'm still too prideful to ever claim JSA for myself.
>>26363355
Where abouts pal? I live Over Wyre, about 40 mins drive from Lancaster.
>>26362508
Is it that hard for you to cross out January?
>>26363437
I lived on the border of Lancashire and Cumbria in Kirkby Lonsdale. The nearest slightly big town was Kendal.
The scenery was alright but I hated the people there and there really isn't much to do.
>>26363274
I live in Windermere, everything costs too much and there are too many tourists.
>>26363464
We're still in January...
Do any of you stupid fucks wanna come to Mexico with me?
I think I'm gonna buy a one way ticket, try and bang some cuties, get wasted, sleep rough and probably end up on a Los Zetas liveleak video.
>tfw compulsive liar
>lies building up for years
>some tiny, insignificant ones
>some huge, crushing ones
>my tower of lies is beginning to crumble and now I can't sleep at night
Genuinely thinking about just killing myself
>>26363518
yes.
i'm not going though, muh anxiety
>>26363524
Please elaborate, what are the lies and how is the tower crumbling?
>>26363518
Maybe
How old are you and how much is a ticket?
>>26363524
How about you just stop fucking lying? Seems like a good place to start
>>26363536
Yeah muh anxiety too mate, but I think if I stay here I'm gonna end up murdering myself before too long.
>>26363544
23, tickets anywhere from 500 - 800 from what I've seen, but thats a round trip.
>>26363555
>telling a compulsive liar to "just stop lying"
Next you'll be telling him "jus bee urself :)"
Do you even know what a compulsive liar is?
>>26363565
>expecting neets to have that kind of money
Try asking on facebook.
>>26363574
Yes, I do, because my oldest sister is one. That doesn't mean I'm not going to tell someone to fucking stop whether it's by habit or not. There's a choice, you either rectify the lies you've already told because of your habit and work on not creating new ones or you deal with the repercussions
>>26363592
>expecting me to have jewbook
I was just asking lad, there are some wagies here too.
>>26363524
Are there any small lies you could try and rectify and make them truthful? Or act like they misheard?
Just make sure once you're out of it if you lie again you give enough of a window to wiggle out of it.
>>26363498
I get where you're coming from, living in a small town can be a blessing and a curse.
People in this thread take it for granted that they've got a shop 5 minutes walk away. I have to cycle for 20 minutes to reach my nearest shop, and everything's overpriced.
I'm quite near a beach though, its good for being alone and walking dogs.
I'd say about 60% of the people in my village are retirees, the rest are middle aged and there's a handful of chavs that hang around in the park and call me gay when I walk past. All in all its pretty comfy, can't remember the last time I saw the police.
>>26363620
11pm on a tuesday is not the time to ask about something aimed at wagies. Try in the evening. Most people on at this time will be neets or students.
>>26363662
Yeah, good point. Didn't think of that, thanks lad.
>>26363636
Yeah I appreciate the low crime in the area which allowed me to walk around the whole town at 1am without worrying about being stabbed. The only deaths in all those years were stupid accidents or old age. One chav accidentally let off a firework in his car when he was drunk, that was probably as eventful as it got.
It's just even comfy hobbies like playing video games was almost impossible develop, my parents didn't like the internet, there were no jobs unless you were really outgoing and the odd corner shop almost never hired new people. Getting out of town was very difficult and I was crap at sports which is all anyone else did.
I think if I lived somewhere I could develop hobbies more I would've got more out of my childhood.
>>26363524
You need to come clean.
I was in a similar situation to you, hiding a drug habit, making excuses, stealing from family, having to lie to cover up my previous lies.
It all came crashing down last October, I lost my best friend of 11 years and most of my family doesn't want to know me anymore.
I'm not saying that you need to reveal every lie you've ever told, but think of all the big ones that have consequences and tell someone about it.
Once you've got that weight off your shoulders its a lot easier to start again, telling the truth and being honest. I still struggle with telling the truth, sometimes I'll just lie for no reason and have to come clean, but its getting easier every day. You've probably heard this before but the truth is much less effort than a lie, you don't need to remember complicated stories, or keep track of who knows what.
>>26363712
>Live in a small town
>The only deaths in all those years were stupid accidents
THE GREATER GOOD
>>26363717
>liking freddos this much
Admirable.
>>26363729
One week a homeless man actually came to our town. He disappeared after a few days.
>>26363712
It sounds like we've lived very similar lives, except I haven't escaped, and I probably never will.
I complain about living in a shitty small village but I wouldn't know how to live anywhere else. I've got no sense of danger or self preservation, so if I ever moved to a bigger town I'd get stabbed within 10 minutes.
I definitely think I would be more social if I lived somewhere bigger though. I never got to experience school friends coming round to my house because none of their parents could be bothered to drive such a long way to collect them.
WHO /DEAD HAND GANG/ HERE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBY1RR_o_Io
>>26363565
Wouldn't you just get kicked out after about a month if you survive that long without the right VISA?
>>26363274
I live in a hamlet near Saffron Walden (NW Essex). Mother is a housewife, Father worked in Advertising in London but is now retired.
I'd say my geographical isolation probablly added to how i became introverted and reclusive.
Spent all morning lying on the floor not doing anything.
who /waiting for death/ here?
Hungry as fuck lads
Whats everyone else scrannin'?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-h3b_mi4Tc
>>26363824
Yeah most likely they would deport you. So if I do survive until deportation I don't know what I'll do when I get back. Haven't thought that far ahead.
>>26363847
Death cannot come swift enough. It's getting to the point where I cannot even sleep because to be left alone inside my own head in the dark is just terrifying. I don't see an end to this ride, there is nothing for me. But too scared to get a shotgun and end it.
>>26363852
I'd be up for going somewhere in Europe where I wouldn't be forced to come back to my shitty life, even though it would probably be fun I'm not looking for a months holiday in Mexico
>>26363847
>>26363870
I'm with you, fellas.
I'm not even religious but recently I've found myself crying out to god. It's funny how that works.
Fuck this life.
>>26363847
Spent the morning lifting weights, now I'm depressed again, wish I could just lift forever
Might go for a run in a bit
>>26363891
Fucking hell I know this feel. I have actually been praying/meditating and sobbing to myself when I just can't take it anymore.
I feel like everything I'm doing is just a temporary distraction from the crippling emptiness of my existence.
Plus, I recently fell for the girl meme and that has left me feeling even more empty. I should have known better but the damage is done now.
>>26363879
But what would be your plan for staying there lad? And where do you fancy?
>>26363916
>Plus, I recently fell for the girl meme
Do tell.
>>26363796
>I complain about living in a shitty small village but I wouldn't know how to live anywhere else. I've got no sense of danger or self preservation, so if I ever moved to a bigger town I'd get stabbed within 10 minutes.
This is a problem I kind of had but my parents lived in London for a while so they would treat small towns as if they were London.
I don't think I could have coped with being stuck there forever. While I now have more financial dependencies wondering what would have happened if I stayed there I can't see a positive outcome. I don't even like the city I'm in but at least I'm away from the old environment.
>I definitely think I would be more social if I lived somewhere bigger though. I never got to experience school friends coming round to my house because none of their parents could be bothered to drive such a long way to collect them.
Yeah when I heard of the concept of people "going to town" I didn't even know what that meant. Mum and Dad wouldn't let me do anything independently and by the time they would have allowed it I was so socially recluse there would have been no reason to.
>http://strawpoll.me/6753907
Please continue to vote for which movie you want for film night this friday!
(also if anyone wants to help specify 'Anything by Jackie Chan' that would be appreciated)
>http://strawpoll.me/6753907
>>26363847
Waiting for death is pretty much my plan for life mate. Wish it could just hurry up already. I said in a past thread I wish I could just wake up tomorow and be 80 years old on my death bed. Cba with this part in between.
>>26363948
>Brazilian cutie
>Impressed her with shit tier portuguese I learned from capoeira
>she seemed keen
>went on a few dates
>thought this girl is pure innocent qt
>holding hands, hugging, eventually kiss
>three days ago she gets drunk with her friends
>Anon, I wanna fuck you so bad. Why havent you fucked me?
>muh anxiety sets in.
>tell her she's drunk
>asks me the day after what she said
>tell her, says she still means it
>try to keep my spaghetti and start to talk dirty with her
>Im sorry anon, this would work better if you spoke Portuguese. English doesn't work on me
>wtf
>I say this has never happened before
>She asks if I have done this with foreign girls before
>I say yes
>She gets cold real quick
>said she was tired, I should probably leave
>hasn't spoke to me since
>mfw
>>26363993
COULDN'T FIND COMMANDO ON YOUR BRASS LIST LAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4AtBBVZ73U
>>26363993
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>>26364015
Haha what the fuck
Where did you meet her?
That's a shame you couldn't bang her mate Brazilian girls have literally the best bodies in the world. Especially if you love ass.
>>26363927
I don't know really, hopefully get some shitty job maybe at a bar or something
And I'd be up for anywhere, I drive so we could travel too
>>26362961
He's a fatcat.
Come join me over at leddit /r/frugal
>>26363274
AYLESBURY LADS WW@
>>26364187
reporting in, bit surprised to see here mentioned
http://strawpoll.me/6769828
Very important poll
>>26364081
At a capoeira demonstration I did.
She did have a great ass too, fml.
I know this sounds fucked up but my life is so empty and cold and she was a such a sweetie, she seemed like she could have been some kind of light in my life. Now she won't even talk to me and I feel even emptier than before. Don't know wat do now. There is literally nothing for me to live for. That's why I'm on about just fucking my shit up in Mexico.
>>26364285
Not all the time, but most of the time.
I occasionally have a few moments of peace desu
>>26363115
Quickly posting waifu desu~
SHE'S A LITTLEeviland she's ready to GO GO GO!
>>26364246
I'm surprised its not mentioned more often. Aylesbury is awful. (Weston Turville master race)
>>26364318
What source material is your waifu from? Like, what anime/novel/game does she appear in?
I suppose I could reverse google but I'm lazy and eating sausage casserole.
>>26364358
why is aylesbury awful?
>>26364369
She's from Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic~
>>26364374
Well once they got rid of the underground market and jardines the place sorta became soulless. Cheers H&M you killed the town's spirit
I wish I could be a wagecuck lads. Every job wants "hard working, fun loving, enthusiastic characters who love going that extra mile to put a smile on the customers face". Where are the jobs for unhappy introverts? Why is being "fun" always a requirement for part-time jobs?
>>26364401
You could look at warehouse jobs, or inventory management
>>26364401
Just pretend for your interview and every social interaction for the rest of your life.
>>26363115
Waifu post from lectures, anyone else bored at uni ?
Finally getting tested for autism after being referred and having to wait 8 months.
Perhaps finally I will be able to say I am a true robot.
>>26364459
>Not paying attention in lectures
I don't understand this meme. Why do people use their phones or sleep during lectures when you could just stay home? If you're not going to pay attention why go in the first place? This isn't secondary school, you don't get detention for not turning up.
>>26364532
I still make notes and everything, just post during 5-10 minute breaks and shit
Lads, if you live with housemates, how are you supposed to get drunk alone in your room every night?
>>26364015
Should have told her 'Chupa meu bolas rapariga'
That'd have gotten her well wet
Any chance you're in the south west and can send her on to me? I'm decent with the old Portuguese.
More than 100M people have laready upgraded to Windows 10 - FREE!
>>26364532
I go with the intenion of listening but always end up falling asleep
>>26364657
By getting a lock for your door.
>>26364657
By locking the door to your room.
>>26364526
Good luck senpai
Which I was autistic desu. That way you get to have an excuse for being a loser and all the dumb shit you do and you get autismbux and if anyone tries to tell you you can't spend your whole life sat in our room shit posting on 4chan you can get them taken down town for hate crimes against retards.
>>26364696
>>26364697
But when I get drunk I need to get up to piss loads, we're talking 5-10 times per night. I feel wouldn't want to wake them up with me constantly going to the toilet. Do you just need to get piss bottles?
>took the day off college to stay home and look out a bunch of papers i need
>dad comes home and sees me
>starts flipping the fuck out
>try to explain it's not like high school or having a job
>"You're fucking kidding yourself with this college business, anon. Wait until your mum gets home and hears about this."
>mfw
I wish I had the money to move out already
>>26364725
Either piss bottles, piss out of your window or, better yet, just don't care and go.
You probably won't wake them up, anyway.
>>26364657
This, so fucking much.
I live in a fucking ''flat share'' that isn't with students, I won't go into the details because it's pathetic but my flat mate is a fucking bellend and doesn't drink at all. Surprised he hasn't complained at me stumbling around at 3 in the morning knocking shit over.
Just want my own place, t b h.
>>26364750
>you're fucking kidding yourself with this college business
He's got that right, at least.
This is not the age of academia.
>>26364779
wew what a nutter
>>26364677
Insensitive, lad.
>>26364763
>>26364763
Ah yea I forgot about pissing out the window. Used to do that loads when drinking. I'd need to get a back room then to do that. Can't be pissing out into the street lol.
I've completely lost all inclination to put any effort into uni now, last semester I went to probably less than half of all my lectures and I'm really not sure about the 2:1 that seemed a dead cert last year.
Graduate and older anons, does it ever get any easier? I honestly can't imagine myself ever being happy anymore.
>>26364750
What did you make the drunk bastard for his tea last night?
I'm gonna have dinner for lunch like an absolute madman.
>>26364837
That guy you just replied to is different to the guy with the drunk dad. I'm the guy with the drunk dad.
As I explained I offered to cook him steak but he said he wanted to try to cook pork chops instead.
I am going to offer to cook him the steak when I see him later in the hopes he will accept and not go to the pub tonight. He is fine when he is sober but he is a proper alchy who does a 180 personality switch when pissed up.
Fucking NEETs man, how can they actually be happy doing nothing all day?
Bored out of my mind, at least I'm still getting paid for not being at work though
>>26364866
masturbate a lot
>>26364823
I dunno about older anons but I turned 23 last year and I have given up on being happy at this point. I hope your secondary school days, or at the very least your primary school days were good because they are going to be the only smattering of light in the horror show that is your life.
>>26364866
I'm an unhappy NEET and I loathe the NEET lifestyle. I spend as much time as possible doing errands around where I live and trying to keep busy. I just need an a-okay and I'm getting out of this rut and subjecting myself to mindless working.
I kinda want my ending to be one of those silly tales of working too much that I fall to exhaustion, but without anyone finding me
>>26363115
You know, its not when you get up that matters. What matters is how you use the time that you are awake for, on both counts I'm fucked.
the hairdresser yesterday asked me what i'd be up to that day and i replied in a flash with 'got a subway' without even thinking as that's all i'd done
she laughed, the dog laughed and i died a little bit inside
>>26364866
How can you not find a way to entertain yourself?
>>26364933
Hey what can you do senpai, at least you made some laugh.
I doubt she thinks poorly of you or anything.
>>26364933
>the dog laughed
>>26364866
>Fucking NEETs man, how can they actually be happy doing nothing all day?
I do loads of stuff, today I have
>gotten up
>made tea and toast
>watched a documentary
>read the news
>read the internet
>shit posted here
>had a wank
>played Mario 64 (up to 119 stars now)
>cooked lunch
>cleaned the kitchen
>now eating lunch
May have a shower next because my beard is really big and gets dirty easily, but I had a shower yesterday so don't want to over do it. After that I will have a beer and finish Super Mario 64 then move onto either 100%ing Lylat Wars, OoT, or Crash Bandicoot Warped. I am quite close in OoT, halfway in Crash, still got ages to go in Lylat Wars though because it is hard as fuck to 100% it.
How come you feel like you don't have anything to do anon? Just set tasks for yourself throughout the day then complete them. Some tasks can be fun like playing video games so they are your treats, and then some task like showering and cleaning and stuff aren't as fun but if you do those then you earn your treats.
>>26364923
would i ever be able to kiss your boyhole?
>>26364964
>Played Mario 64
Don't misalign your QPUs, lad.
>>26363905
>Might go for a run in a bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
>I will never make Hannah choke on my spunk
>>26364967
Life, uh, finds a way. sure lad, if you really want to.
I made a post lastnight so ill just copy paste.
I finally got around to making a PSD for the op image,
its not the same as the current op cos I didn't have the stock used, but its close enough and can be updated by whoever the new op image guy is. its easy to swap the ppl in the windows for example.
I wont be doing anything else to it, im just trying to keep my word.
you need the master psd to be able to keep it updated all year.
someone download and save it plz ffs.
tinyurl /2016opimage
2015 oap img guy.
I added a k-on at someones request after I posted that message so its not in the zip but its in the image...
>>26364888
Secondary was shite, primary was sort of okay, I guess. I've pretty much resigned myself to the fact I'm going to an hero once I graduate, I'm just trying to figure out how best to go about it so it fucks up my family the least.
>>26365007
Wow thanks mate looks really good, very different to the last one but a lot more clear and concise. Thanks OP Image Guy 2015.
>>26365017
>I'm just trying to figure out how best to go about it so it fucks up my family the least.
Where abouts do you live? We can go out together if you'd like a bit of help?
>>26364970
The real question is, how many A presses did he use?
>>26365007
shit I forgot the fucking street sign in that version,, its in the psd. text can be changed.
ok done.
>>26365007
downloaded for safe keeping~
>>26365036
Essex, but I'm at uni in Wales. I've just got to last until I graduate in June/July, but if you're still around then I'd probably take you up on it.
>>26365081
what uni?
.x.x.x
>>26364991
more hannah
ariginal poost
>>26365081
Cool, well I'm going to jump off the Suspension Bridge in Bristol, I don't really mind when. If you are up for that and still want to kill yourself after June just post ITT, I read pretty much every thread, and we can organise you getting off the train home from uni in Bristol to meet me then we can go jump off together.
That goes for any other anons as well, no one has ever done a group suicide off Suspension Bridge before so it would be a good little meet up if others are looking to end it all but need some camaraderie to go through with it.
>>26365124
I live near Bristol and would be up for this too.
>>26365124
I wish the best for you lads.
Jumping off a bridge sounds scary desu.
>it's a /britfeel/ takes about suicide pacts episode
Come on lads, we need to stick in and keep these threads alive.
don't kill yourselves lads!!! that's not a good thing.
>>26362508
Any Oxfordfags here?
Police swarming city centre and two roads sealed off near train station, does anyone know what this is?
>>26365232
Yeah, at least let this fat 45 year old paedo who posts anime images rape you before you jump.
>>26365250
Another robot snapped desu
god bless that mess
>>26365174
Well if anyone is looking to end it in these threads going forwards just let them know, then when everyone can agree on a time we'll organise something concrete (which we'll proceed face first into at terminal velocity).
>>26365196
I've been doing it mentally for awhile and I think if you hesistate up there it would be really scary, but on the Suspension bridge there is one corner pillar which has no fencing around it all you would need to do is run and leap over the edge. I think if you just went balls out and leap straight over the actual fall down would be quite an Adrenalin rush, and then you'd be dead.
>>26365250
It's the opportunity to walk into an unsafe situation and get killed by circumstance.
>>26365269
>>26365250
This desu, go do some investigative journalism anon!
How do you apply for a job if you have no references?
Do you leave the slots blank or just make up a name?
Do they actually check with references?
>>26365260
do u need a cuddle desu
>>26365280
>How do you apply for a job if you have no references?
If you have no references you won't be able to get a job by applying. You'll need to know someone who can hand you a job then after you work at that job for awhile you will have a reference and can apply to other jobs from there on.
>>26365280
I have had 6 jobs in my life and none have ever called any of my references.
>>26365280
>How do you apply for a job if you have no references?
Volunteer.
And yes they usually call your reference. Sometimes they will email instead.
>>26365293
If you ever tried to cuddle me I'd make sure you died with me.
>>26365309
cute! desu! senpai!
This shit sure doesn't ever get old.
>>26365293
I need a cuddle pls
>>26365253
y-yeh! these smart anime posting lads like me need their struggle cuddles.
/britfeel/ is going gay again desu lads
>>26365302
>get a volunteer form from oxfam shop
>need two references
>kill self
>>26365295
>>26365301
>>26365302
I have a reference but that was my personal tutor from uni and I hardly ever saw them. They won't know who I am. Shall I just put that and hope for the best lads?
>>26365345
Pass the pudding senpai.
>>26365103
Cardiff
>>26365124
Sounds good. Will do, and I totally agree not going it alone sounds way preferable to trying to psych myself up to it.
>>26365337
i'll cuddle you senpai
>>26365280
If you have no references you might have to go all the way back to school to get one from your old teachers.
My sister is a teacher at a rough school, they still get requests from people just out of prison aged 25-30 asking for a reference. Pretty sad really.
>>26365360
Usually if you're going to use someone as a reference you email them beforehand as a courtesy.
Even if you didn't see him much, I doubt your uni tutor will say no unless you flipped him off or some shit.
>>26365391
I did ask about 3/4 years ago. I guess that counts right?
>>26365360
Yeah, they will probably just look up your attendance and write something generic. As long as you didn't do anything batshit that's on your notes, it will be pretty vague.
If you have their email ask them if it's ok to use them.
>>26365343
I literally didn't even notice.
>>26365377
get in line pal, he asked me first.
>>26365256
>mfw he was actually right
>mfw getting a work visa with a fake degree
Asia is the promised land.
Poleaboo is going to fill his work diary with 2 weeks worth of jobs today so that he can spend the rest of the week playing Digimon without anything hanging over his head
>>26365280
References aren't what get you jobs, if you have no relevant work experience then they'll trash your application straight away
anyone Hampshire area want to come and cuddle with me and azulad?
Is there a worse question than 'Why do you want to work here?' lads?
Anyone in South Wales currently?
>>26365507
Poleaboo hates T-MAY
>>26365374
>Cardiff
Do you like The Magic Wrap shop in the student union building next to Cathay's train station?
>>26365473
>stuck in midlands
JUST
>>26365507
"Tell me abit about yourself"
>>26365443
Where'd you get a fake degree senpai?
>>26365462
You should have just stuck to playing video games instead of filming people shitting.
>>26365473
Where in /hampshire/?
>>26365507
That question is piece of piss, all you do is Google the company, see what they brag about about themselves then use whatever that is as your answer.
>>26365517
yeah m8, why
>>26365507
"where do you see yourself in 5 years"
Mind your own fucking business.
>>26365007
>Putting K-on in it to pander to avatar fags
Poor bloody show. If you want an anime girl in the image add Karen.
who wants to cuddle with an ugly fat hairy guy?
>>26365507
"what did you do at the weekend?"
>>26365564
>we shouldn't include things if I don't personally like them
>>26365564
it was just to fill the windows with something, I dont even give a shit personally. that's for the new guy to figure out.
how do you get jobs in a comic book or music shop? They see like the top-tier of slacker jobs but they never seem to be looking for people. Is it a who you know kind of deal?
>>26365580
Nothing wrong with being hairy.
How fat r u
>>26365526
Not actually been in there desu? I don't go up by the union much really. Is it any good?
>>26365609
my belly sticks out a fair bit, no idea about actual weight
>>26365592
K-on is tainted by two unironic faggots. Karen is pure AND English.
Pancakes are one of the most overrated pieces of shit on the planet. Only way to make them tolerable is smother them in what is effectively sugar syrup
Bland, bland, bland
STUCK in norn iron.
just fucking kill me man, I'm sick to death with all this fucking catholic vs protestant shit over here.
I don't give a fuck lad, I don't care about flegs or marching or what shitty holiday for a battle was about, where the fuck are the jobs where is the money being spent.
Christ I want to leave here but I feel trapped and stuck.
I feel like I'm a uneducated mess that never really had a chance desu, like I'm the peasant class, just another bloke in the background
I need some fucking friends anons, I have one in my life and thats it, just fuck me up.
How did my life get this way was I just ignorant when I was younger or hopeless
away to have a shower
>>26365615
You should cut down on your pork life mate, get some exercise!
I've never weighed myself or measured my height, I don't see why people care so much.
>>26365625
Never even watched the show, but karen4lyfe
>>26365443
I've been looking online for ages for a fake degree but they all look like crap. Where did you get yours?
>Your criminal record will become entirely spent on 28/08/2016
>>26365600
The guy who works there probably owns the place, low turnover I think unless it's in a city and runs tournaments
>>26365703
Things are looking up for Amir!!
>>26365552
Southampton area.
>>26365600
>Is it a who you know kind of deal?
Pretty much. The local music shop where I used to live at was just a dad, his 2 sons and another family friend.
>>26365544
>>26365692
I just copied my friend's degree and photoshopped my shit onto it. Sent it to the school in China and they're organising the visa.
They don't give a shit at all, I told him I didn't have one last time I was there.
>What would you want from working with the AA?
>>26365473
I wouldn't wanna be an awkward 3rd wheel sorry :/
>>26365757
imagine, those two cuddling and you being left sitting on another chair having to see them nestling into each other and smiling together
heartbreaking
>>26365740
Could I pay to do the same for me? I'm never even used photoshop before
>>26365564
okay fuck it I added a Karen, it does fill in the last gap.
this wont be in the psd so someone will need to save this also then copy paste it into the master psd.
>>26365770
more like hilarious mate
I'd love to see that guys posts on /britfeel/
>Throw mouldy bread into the garden
>Fucking birds everywhere
BAVI
>>26365473
>nowhere near hampshire
J-JUST
>>26365783
i dont want to see /britfeel/ residents have their hearts broken tbqhwyl
>>26365781
>karen is the only grill who doesn't look like someone is doing her from behind
accurate desu
what the fuck do I say about why i want to work in a cinema?
>>26365833
you love film
>>26365833
Tell them you wouldn't download a car.
>>26365833
"I need the money please I'm going to starve without this job, I promise I won't eat all the popcorn"
>>26365833
>'I like films init, ''Luke, I'm your fatherrr' and the one with Leo being nuts on Shetland Island'
>>26365833
Tell them you want to give your friends free tickets
>>26365801
Karen is a massive slut so this doesn't make sense
>>26365899
Nah he's right. Karen is pure, the others are right gook slags
>>26365833
>An upstanding individual such as myself revels in the feel and experience of the moving pictures, and I am something of a patrician of the medium, mayhaps you have read one of my reviews without knowing!
oh lawdy its hailing like crazy lads
these things are as big as peas
>>26365941
Eat some for luck
>>26365961
okay senpai
is that a thing?
>>26365941
>tfw I bought Oreshika but didn't like it
>>26365981
>tfw I did the same thing
I'm a casual
the hail doesn't taste good
>>26366003
You liked ronpa though, RIGHT?
>>26366003
It was too grindy for me.
My Vita is eternally condemned to the hell of dust collecting.
>>26366033
Should have got the console, at-least that had Bloodbourne.
>>26366016
I FUCKING LOVE IT
still need to finish ae though, the story is pretty lackluster
cumaru is a qt.314 though
>>26366033
The artstyle is really cool at least
I haven't played on my vita in a while, but I've had alot of fun with it.
Played a shit ton of psp and other ports desu
>>26366041
I do have a PS4, I got it during black friday.
Bloodborne and Digimon: Cyber Sluts are the only game I have so far.
>mfw waiting for Persona 5
>>26366062
Are you poleaboo or are Digimon games more popular/fun than I assumed?
>>26366079
I think it's the latter, a few people have been playing Cyber Sleuth.
>tfw the only Digimon game you played was Digimon World Dawn
>>26363274
I only check britfeel once a month or so, but north London here
My mum came from a very middle class background, and my dad from an estate in Leeds
So, I'm not quite sure where I stand
Especially now, as class seems to be much less about just money than it was in the past
>>26366062
>tfw I probably won't enjoy persona 5 as much as 4
I should get around to playing 1,2 and maybe some smt games desu.
>>26363274
Working class south Londoner mate.
>>26366079
I'm not Poleaboo, I just needed to give my poor PS4 some attention before social services took it away from me.
>>26366101
You should play SMT. Start with IV, it's babby's first.
>>26366053
>the story is pretty lackluster
Iktf, just forced myself to the end. Hyped for the new game though and IIRC there's an anime coming out that can't be worse than the first adaptation at-least.
>>26366079
Cyber Sleuth is cancer. It's literally just 'Angsty Hacker' going I JUST WANNA DATE, GIRLS ARE THE BEST, CAN I GET A GIRL IF I GET A DIGIMON? YEAH IM GONNA CATCH EM ALL
It's as if it's meant to be some cute indirect jab at nerds in Asia, but just ends up being a sad echo of this very board. It's okay but god damn is it cringe.
>Are you an introverted, shy, lonely, and depressed individual that will turn up most days and do an alright job? Then we'd love to hear from you!
>>26366166
Not sure what you're picture is supposed to convey, speeddating IS trashy.
>>26366169
>If you don't like forced socializing with your coworkers after work, then give us a call!
>>26366115
4 is on ds right? I don't have a 3ds or the money to get one.
>>26366130
I don't feel like there is much point in watching an anime if i've already played the game. Might just put it on in the background maybe.
>>26366206
It's on 3DS.
Strange Journey is on the DS, though.
>>26366195
What you'd think is 1/20 of the dialogues, but it's not. Literally half of them are poking fun at being asocial or a loser. Sure if that's what your into, but the game itself is a boring chore.
>>26366206
>I don't feel like there is much point in watching an anime if i've already played the game
No, that's the thing. Instead of doing a rushed adaptation they're doing something without source material I believe.
