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slightly different op image edition time.
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who /manc/ here?

suicide pact approximately when?
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I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone
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Autismcraft server when lads?
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Daily reminder that a bra kebab ra (ra ra)
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feeling pretty lewd desu

what to do
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>>26371087
Go talk to your parents, view yourself in the sad reality you live. Maybe have a wank.
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literally trembling i'm so anxious

wish someone would rub my back and tell me everything's going to be okay :(
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You're waifus are beautiful and you should post them lads
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What's it like to have a good relationship with your parents lads?
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>>26371129
don't worry lad, everything will be okay, I'm here for you.
>>26371133
you are waifus as well!
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Anyone else enjoying pancakes?
It's an old catholic tradition so if you're not you probably shouldn't be in this thread!

I got nutella in mine.
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>>26371129
whats up, friendo?
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Why are British girls so fucking normie? I can't even imagine one posting on here.
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>tfw lost 10 stone and now normal weight
>tfw still beta robot
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>>26371247
10 stone, that is a lot lad. I lost 7 and a bit i cannot imagine more than that.
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>>26371133
Wish she could teach me guitar
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>>26371213
I forgot to pick up eggs on the way home and cant be bothered to go out again now, might postpone my pancakes til tomorrow. Enjoy yours mang
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>>26371243
Only guys here, champ
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>>26371247

At least your heart won't explode after you spend 10 hours playing EVE Online now, or whatever it is you do.

>>26371133

Okay.
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>>26371179
t-thanks
>>26371242
i don't want to post about it publicly even though it's anonymous

sorry
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>>26371272
Was literally 24 stone before.
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Just catching up with Saturday's The Voice. Not really, I'm not a fucking idiot.
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>>26371291
Mark V>ODST

although ODST is pretty nice too ngl
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Who /bf 2016/ here?
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>>26371179
>trying to impress work colleagues
>mention that I use britfeel but describe it as a British cyber gang that does stuff to ISIS and shit
>work colleagues seem impressed
>turns out they reported me to my boss
>got fired for being involved in criminal activity

Now I'm a 29 year old neet for fucks sake
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>>26371213
>not sugar and lemon juice
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>>26371326

Good thing I'm not wearing ODST then. Or rather my husbando isn't.

Does anyone want to hack the Microsoft data banks so I can sign into Xbox Live again? I'll give you a tenner and all the Shin Cups you can eat. Providing you can eat a maximum of two Shin Cups.
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>>26371358
Hahahaha...ha.
Have a happy future, at least
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>>26371374
Fuck meant to quote the op

I can't fucking do anything right
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>>26371129
Don't worry lad, the man with the knife won't come out until you go to sleep
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>>26371380
Sugar and Lemon Juice masterrace
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>>26371213
My mum is making BBQ chicken pancakes like we had at IHOP in centerparcs
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>>26371358
one day maybe~

oc
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>>26371428

>bbq chicken pancakes

Sounds grim. Also what the fuck is 'IHOP' some halal place?
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>>26371428
Is there an IHOP at centreparcs??
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Denise, if you're reading this, I'm over you. I've moved on. Unrelated, did you know you left your washing out on the line last night?
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Is anyone else hyped for the Guns N' Roses reunion?
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>>26371495

God no, it'll be depressing to see them shuffling about and sounding shitty.
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>>26371428

>Americanising this hard

Vile.
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>>26371129
everythings going to be okay
*rubs cock*
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>>26371061
as soon as i've been to where that pic is
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>>26371479
>grim
Why? British pancakes aren't sweet or savoury on their own, that's why we put stuff on them. Roasted chicken in a BBQ sauce is a great topping for them. And IHOP is International House of Pancakes

>>26371485
I thought there was, but I looked it up and its called "The Pancake House" on their website. It was a long time ago so I could just have got the names confused.
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>>26371514
Tbf Slash and Duff have been pretty fit and healthy for years since they got clean and never missed a beat musically.

I hope that having to perform with them again will get Axl to get back on form. His live performances were really good around 2008-2010 but then half his new band left so he seemed to have given up and gone back to eating cheese burgers and never practicing. He'll have to get himself in shape for this though. No way his ego would let him be shown up as a weak link with Slash and Duff on stage.
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>>26371563
Damn, got excited for a second thinking we had IHOP over here now. Pancake House is preddy gub too though
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>>26371374
o-okay.
>>26371304
well good job lad, at least people will not think mean things all the time.
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>born too late to crusade against the muslims and pagans
>born too soon to purge the alien and mutant scum in the name of the god-emperor
>born just in time to fight in the european race war
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>>26371631

The pagans were the proper europeans m8, christianity was as bad as islam is now, luckily it has had a reformation.
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hey lads I was at a club the other night and some girl came up to me and asked to dance, anyway I sperged out and refused. anyway she came back later and started saying 'don't care what people think about you, blah, blah, blah normie shit' and I told her you should care what people think of you and fuck off. She literally started getting annoyed and interupting me and getting in my face and started moving towards me, so I grabbed her shoulders and pushed her on to a table. She fell over into a load of glasses and they smashed into her. Then my buddies who saw what happened jumped in and started fucking kicking her on the floor then a massive fucking fight broke out when people ran over. like a literal bar fight where everyone got kicked out and a shit load of coppers pretty much in riot gear came rolling up outside. although I slipped out and did a runner with my buddies

Anyway turns out she had a husband and kids, and her husband has been messaging my m8 on FB saying he's gunna slit my throat and shit.

What do I do? I'm always getting told my normies to start socialising and this is what happened.. Some guy now wants to fucking kill me. Guess I'm just going stay inside again for another 4 years FUCK ALL OF YOU
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Greedy doctor fucks at it again because they don't want to work one saturday every 6 weeks
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>>26371661
>christianity was as bad as islam is now
at least our prophet didn't fuck children mate

fuck muhammad
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>>26371664
Where was this lad?
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>>26371133
waifu being posted, happy times
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Scroungers on channel 5 lads
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Got an interview in the morning for a decent sales job. Slowly dragging myself out of NEETdom.

Wish me luck lads.
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>>26371718
WHAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF A WAIFU?
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>>26371133
Here's my waifu~

I think I have had 0 calories today. The only thing I managed to eat was a stick of celery that had 9 calories, and those are long gone. Feeling really faint and dizzy desu~
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>>26371758
I might be forced to take a pay cut in my already shit pay to escape my crap job
feels bad
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>>26371769
Is it a husband?
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>>26371797
THINKING MORE LIKE AN ASIAN TERM FOR A NEMESIS
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>>26371769
It just gets better and better each time
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>>26371786
POST BOIPUSSY IN HERE, NOW
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>>26371786
eat some food you mental man, don't make me come over there, and i will.
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>>26371797
husbando, senpai
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bob vance, vance refrigeration
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Can we please stop with the constant anime/waifu posting once in a while I want to go back to the days of jobcenters and 2ndary school stories
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>>26371843
>in secondary school
>don't have any friends
>hang out in the library because the librarian tells people off if they bully me

that better m8?
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>>26371786

Would you like some cake Tilde? It's extremely moist.
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Does anyone else talk to themselves and also do it in a baby voice. well not goo goo gah gah but like a small child maybe 6 or 7?

i find it make a grim adult world easier to deal with if I can pretend to be a child again
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>>26371821
I will see what I can do famalam~
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learn't a new song on piano lads :3
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>>26371885
No, but I explain things to myself, the out loud voice is one side and the inside one is the other
I am very lonely
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>>26371874
what is this some kind of red velvet mousse pie

i'll take 5
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>>26371919
me too except the outside voice is 7
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>>26371786

please eat something tilde, I'd be really upset if something bad happened to you
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>>26371374
That's the childish thing I've ever heard.
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>>26371983

Sure would be terrible if Tilde ate so little that he became too weak to post here, really terrible, yep
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just realised for the first time in ages i've done everything from my sad and pathetic spreadsheet

the cardio was 4 miles too. today was a good day
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>>26371870
nah you just reminded me of my time at 6th form but atleast I can find solace in that
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>>26371890
GOT TO KEEP THOSE CALORIES OFF
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>>26371664
Kill him first.
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>>26372033
Just wait until you get a job and you end up only having 4 hours a day to do all those thing and chores.
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>>26371918
What song senpai?

>>26371983
Thank you for the concern. I will be fine though, I have just eaten something~
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>>26372109
eminem - the real slim shady

it's really fun to play desu~
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>>26372109
Get in the Steam chat Tilde we miss you
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>>26372033

>those tabs

good on you though lad, who cares if you're being a bit autistic if it's improving your life desu
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>>26372127
I just looked up the sheet music and it does look quite fun to play! You are welcome to record your stuff for me, anon. I think it's nice to be able to share things you have worked hard on with others~

>>26372131
I shall be there shortly, anon~
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who /cuckold/ here
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>>26371133
Rate lads
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>>26372215
>>26372215
don't into starvation mode
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>>26372063
>Someone spent time making this
grim tbhdesu
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>>26371087
Kill yourself, or at least get out of the thread
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>>26372252

Looks like a boy/10
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>>26371087
stop posting images that violate the dangerous comics act
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i am currently listening to deftones lads
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>bed at 11, wake up 9:20
I'm fucked it
Job people didn't get back to me I've been led on for about a month about this job it's not fucking fair
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>>26372231
Me desu lad, shame i've got no gf or black bull to enjoy it
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Who else is sick of seeing and hearing this annoying fat bitch?
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>>26372231

Not me.

Isn't that the northern milf from Babestation?
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>>26372372
Don't talk shit about my new waifu, cakeboy
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>>26372372
No idea who that is. Have you considered not engaging in celebrity culture?
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>>26372372
literally have no idea who that is

literally literally
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>>26371664
Tell him to fuck her better next time she allows him to, that way she'll not come up to you in the bar asking to dance. Seriously, don't sperg out or pussy away from a prick like him.
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Drinking some tennents and playing dayz, overpoch pretty comfy desu
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If you're over 25 and can't get an entry level job, come April you've got absolutely no fucking chance.
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>>26372372

I've only noticed the ad once. What's the site? I assumed it was an XCOM2 viral.
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>>26372504
Will neets get paid a living wage instead of bennies?
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>>26371023
good op image photoshopanon
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>http://strawpoll.me/6753907

Remember to vote for friday's movie night lads, voting closes midnight tomorrow

>http://strawpoll.me/6753907
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is this typical normie behavior?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6ucGdTrP0Y
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>>26372494
Dayz mod was the shit, good taste
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>>26372504
>mfw Matched betting plus Ebay reselling equals work from home Neet Life comfiness when I want to.

Save a few pound up and get stated lads, beats having a fag boss.
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>>26372565
What time are we talking? Gimme the deets mayn
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>>26372504

The 'come april' bit isn't even necessary. If you're 25 and cant get a job, you're fucked no matter what.

Your best bet is to convince your aging parents they'll need you to take care of them soon, and hoping they have good pension plans.
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>>26372568
Based cops haha.

>Give 'im a shake

He'll never live that down. He's a fallen Chad now. No woman will want to be seen with him.
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>>26372582
Never stopped playing since it came out lad, got standalone last week and was really disappointed with it
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>>26372609

W-What happens in April?
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>>26372565
>Zulu now in second

Fucks sake I can't even have one nice thing.
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>>26372623
Public execution of everybody on bennies
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>>26372504
>Woman with a baby
>actually working
>Actually turning up for a sensible amount of hours a day
>Not turning up an hour late and leaving 2 hours nearly every fucking day
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>>26372609

Why does it mean you're fucked?
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>>26372568
>Black people

shaking my desu to be desu senpai

In before no true black person fallacy
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>>26372278
>Someone openly shares living like this

Vile tbqhnigga
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>>26372565

I am extremely OK with the current lead.
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>>26372623
Introduction of the Jizya for all of Britain.

>''Are you a Christian or a Jew or a member of another minority faith contrary to the teachings of Allah and his Prophet Muhammad (PBUH)? Then as a citizen of the Caliphate of Britain, you are required to pay a tax (The Jizya) to assure your place and protection in this great British Islamic society from April onwards. Failure to pay the Jizya may incur the distrust of the majority Muslim society and also exclude you from government assistance of all fronts such as no funding for plots for places of worship, medical care from the NHS, or benefits from the DWP''

Pay up, Infidel. Your daughters assholes belong to us.
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>>26372620
Yeah they've had millions in funds and years to work on it but it's just shit, gave up on it after losing my nth ghillie to hackers and other crap, it's not worth the effort.
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>>26372705
vile but no reason to make a thread uncomfy

you do realise this is an
A N T I B U L L Y Z O N E
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Hope you're ready for Valentine's Day lads
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>>26372504
>tfw your pay won't be going up so it will essentially be reduced to minimum wage
fucking hell, whats even the point, I should just wait until it goes up 9 bong an hour and work some shit tier job.
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>>26372754
this is cute anon

azudesu
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>>26372504

fuck I've been jobhunting for a year and cant find anything. Why am I fucked?
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>>26372737
yeah it just seems so empty to me, and from what I've seen of it the community as completely shit. Shame it had potential.
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>>26372754

Nice sausage fingers, chunky.
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>>26372603

10PM this friday. Full details will be posted tomorrow once the film choice is finalised.
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>>26372754
not even best K-On though
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>>26372788
Not really desu, think it's just the angle
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>>26372877

They definitely are chunky, did you have to send off to the phone company for a free dialing wand? How do you manage to enter your PIN number at the ATM machine?
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>>26372902
post your fingers
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Anyone got a job for me? Preferably in the East Mids.
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>Tfw you scare people away with your gayness
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Everyone post hands
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>>26372921

N-no

They're completely normal though
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>>26373072
I have a foot, that's close enough
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>>26372620
>>26372737
>>26372780
I used to play ArmA2: OA a fair amount on multiplayer shortly after DayZ was released (as a mod before before standalone).
I never really understood it, the zombie animation / interaction is just plain crap and any interaction with other players was usually just getting killed for loot.
MP in ArmA as blufor/opfor was usually pretty good depending on the server. Only problem being Chernarus is a huge map for anything less than about 60 players.
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>>26373115
Go for a shower mate
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>>26373072
My hands are so uncute
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>>26373151
No, I`ll get wet. and cold. that's not comfy.
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>>26373189

try a hot shower mate
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>>26373072
if you want lad.
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>>26372033
I respect the effort mate, should definitely keep at it.
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>>26373072

We are bordering on /soc/ behaviour with this desu lad
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Post guilty pleasure music lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ao2u7F_Qzg
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>>26371023

Loving the pic, mate.
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>>26373245

>latex gloves
>bog roll


uuuhhhhhhhh.....
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>>26372033
I'm honestly beginning to think I need something like this in my life.

It's getting to that point.
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>>26373255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4

you cannot get better then this.
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>>26373115
0,5/10
>>26373166
2/10 if you're a dude, 7/10 if gril
>>26373230
6/10, I bet your knuckles are rough as fuck
>>26373245
Trying too hard, 8/10 though
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>>26373118
That's definitely 98% of what dayz is, bad zombies, running and KoS. It's a lot of crap to deal with but when you get that 2% of 10/10 experiences and interactions it's what makes it all worth it.

The best comparison I can make to playing dayz is an abusive relationship, everyone watching from the outside wonders why you don't leave it and you know you should, but you still don't because you're in too deep.
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>>26373255
I don't feel guilty about the kinds of music I listen to. This is probably the most cliche normie stuff I like though:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HORkT4a2MhQ
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>>26371023
best OP image by far, only took us a month and a bit.
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>>26373255

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOfyc5p4Ous

Feel so gay when I listen to them, but I can't stop.
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1.45 hours till work orientation and I don't know if I'm too drunk to attend
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>>26373367
That you Tesco night grocer lad?
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>>26373387
no? but fuck I'm going
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>>26373367
What sort of orientation starts at midnight?
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>>26373336
Agreed. That moment when you score a shot from 1500m compensating for bullet drop after ranging a shot or two in. Or blowing up enemy tanks in support of ground forces from 3k away in a heli.

I put in 553hrs in Operation arrowhead according to Steam but haven't touched it in a couple of months. Most of my FPS needs are covered by Insurgency as of recent.
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WHERES THAT CUNT ADAM?
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Lads what does it means when you see someone's profile on normiebook but you can't add them as a friend?
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>>26373546
I put my hours as the overtime shift
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>>26373638
Facebook has flagged that they're too good to associate with riff raff like you lad
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>>26373594
Me in the checkered shirt.
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>>26373712
I THOUGHT YOU'D BE THE CALLUM FROM CORRIE LOOKALIKE

PRETTY DISAPPOINTED
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>>26373367
you need to drive there?
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>>26373638
They don't allow strangers to add them.
You'll have to send a message and get them to add you.
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Deleted ALL my porn and bookmarks lads. feels good to get away from the addiction and get on with life
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Ask a lonely police officer anything.
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>>26373895
fug u pig
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>>26373895
How are Specials? Thinking of going into it as a hobby.
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>>26373895

how do you feel knowing you are a tool of the rich and priviliged bourgeouis and exist only to beat and scare the underclasses into submission?
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>>26373895
I-Is that your foot senpai?
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I have no IRL friends, no nearby towns and don't have bitcoin either.
How would somebody like me obtain marijuana and the necessary paraphernalia to smoke it?
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>>26374000
do you have a bank account? if yes, get bitcoins and order online, getting the equipment is easy and you can legally buy it online
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>>26371023
Oh shit, that pepe that WAS outside with the newspaper, with the sitting down team GB top pepe, IS NOW GETTING A KEBAB

FUCKING TOP STUFF ANON
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>>26373834
yes fuck it's only 3 hours too
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>>26374000

next time you get a takeaway ask the delivey guy for a dealers number. They always have one.
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Is getting a motorbike a good idea or just suicidal ?
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>>26373951
Couldn't recommend it enough and it looks great on a CV/ the transition to the regulars is quite simple if that's where you want to take it.

It does depend a lot on what team you get however, some skippers are cunts to specials i.e. sticking them on crime scenes all shift but from my experience most are good to them and as long as they pull their weight the team are usually welcoming.
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>>26374035
careful lad, if you're gonna go drink some strong coffee or something but then again you can always just pull a sicky if you feel too drunk.
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>>26373963
I don't get to do too much beating unfortunately, but at the end of the day it's okay money and I genuinely enjoy going in to work
>>26373977
It is indeed my friend, plus a bit of fluff
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>>26373963
>muh black lives matter
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>>26374058
NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEER NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER VUM NYEEEEEEEEEER

FUCKING MOTORDICKS I HATE YOU
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>>26374076
>the transition to the regulars is quite simple if that's where you want to take it.

Bullshit. My brother quit because he was looking at years before the police were taking anyone from the Specials
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>>26374141
why you hate them
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>>26373963
Feels good. Coming from being piss poor to the point of no food or running water in childhood but NEVER blaming it on 'Da Rich, Da government man! Give me handouts!' I feel only joy at fucking over you scumbag commie fucks all day.
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>>26374166
When was this? One of my colleagues came through about 3-4 years ago after doing a year as a special and there's hoards of them at the moment making the transition.
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>>26374141
what did we do wrong lad?
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>>26374197
Last year, he'd been doing Specials for three.
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>>26374212
Which force?
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>>26374182
>>26374200
I don't motorcycles, I hate the dickheads that drive them up and down my street all through the night.
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>>26374058
Lots cheaper than a car if you need to travel. But it's shit in bad weather, no space for cargo or people and if some cunt decides to crash into you, there's not much hope.
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>>>/wsg/925038

Well?
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>>26374274
People end up doing that with cars to theres always gonna be twats wherever you go
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>>26374197
>>26374212
In my areas there is supposedly a massive waiting list to get in as a special, my brother was looking at doing it. You had to know someone to get it.
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>>26374324
You can't do it with cars, the street is a dead end but the gap for pedestrians is big enough for bikes to get through and they use it as a shortcut with engines that sound like a crying baby
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>>26374316
>sitting at my desk at work, in silence doing nothing of importance day after day after day is somehow making it.
normies are retards
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Going on my first date on thursday at the age of 21. I have a feeling i'm going to fuck it up massively but I might as well try. What's the goto greeting for a date? A hug?
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>>26374387
>>sitting at my desk at work, in silence doing nothing of importance day after day after day

Fun fact, not everyone does this for a living. There's lots of different types of jobs.
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>>26374436
How charming are you?

Could you pull off an ironic high-five?
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>>26374377
Buy some of those things the police use for poping tires and lay them about should be a laugh
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>>26374436
Give her five
Up above
Down below
(Too slow)

THEN you hug her
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>>26374485
stingers
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>>26374463
You can't choose your job mate.

My parents think my job is good and I should keep doing it.
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>>26374484
More awkward than charming
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>>26371061
manc here
mass cyanide suicide outside the trafford centre?
im so lonely
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>>26374532
>You can't choose your job mate.
Actually yes, you can. We don't live in the first episode of Futurama.

>My parents think my job is good and I should keep doing it.
That's nice, it's good when families are interested in one another. Doesn't mean you have to do a job you hate forever, you're not some social elite who has a pre-requisite career required to be considered "one of the family"
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>>26374512
thats the ones
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>>26374569
I'd be up for that, I can't take living anymore
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>>26371168
so good. nothing tastes better than my daddys sweet sweet cum when im feeling down fampai
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>>26374580
I apply for everything that I could vaguely do for 50 miles, I have been doing this for over 6 months now, none stop. I still have this job and no other offers.

I don't know why they like it, I think they jut don't want me to quit even though I'm drinking more and becoming more unstable.
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>>26374436

If you want to be friendzoned sure. You need to lean in for a mouth kiss with NO tongue (tongue is too forward in early dating)
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>boss has me opening the shop three mornings in a row
>got to get up at 5am and walk half an hour in the cold and rain
>everyone in the morning is an asshole middle aged woman who walks around like they own the place whilst gossiping
>sleep all day and wake up with 6 hours left until my next shift
>no time to play vidya or watch muh anime films

Fuck wagecucking man. Can't even afford to move out of my parents attic.
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>>26371394
i laughed

originalio comment desu
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anyone looking for a cuddle hmu
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>>26374902
I'll hit you up you degenerate faggot. Leave you in a fucking coma.
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>>26374703
what you doing in the six hours then
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>>26374942
Don't be too rough on his boipussy, anon
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>>26374942
sounds hot

where we meeting?
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>>26374942
HAHA LOL


ORIGILOL
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>>26374945
I'm probably going to have a wank and then try to sleep.
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I made a facebook just to keep in contact with a few people and somehow people from work have found and added me. I can't accept them because they'll see that I have no friends on my friendlist but I can't reject them either.
Ever wish you didn't start something?
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>>26375124
Just accept them and if they ask about it (they won't), just tell them what you told us - you're not a social media person, you just use it to keep in contact with a few people.

Sometimes the truth is just fine, not everyone is a turbo-normie
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The EU will fail without Great Britain.
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>>26375293
The EU will fail regardless of what happens, but Britain will fail with it if we stay in. Also

>Davy BTFO
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3438465/France-insists-WON-T-scrap-border-deal-Britain.html
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>>26375124
Cyborg here, can go one further.
I've got a facebook with about 50 friends (I had more, but purged because I either didn't know, didn't care or actually hated the rest of them). My superiors in my office found me. I haven't added them because maintaining separation between work and leisure, plus my posts from 2014 backwards are cringe as fuck.

Whenever facebook comes up in conversation, this is ALWAYS joked about. Their friend requests are still pending.
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>>26375499
>Cyborg here

Fuck off
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>tfw happiness is a warm gun
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who /likesextremelyhairywomen/ here?
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>>26375857
Are we talking bigfoot-tier, or hairy armpits #freethenipple tier? Because either way, no.
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>>26376218
bigfoot tier
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>>26376253
>tfw no shewolf gf
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Thinking of joining the RAF, should I do it lads?
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>>26376759
nah go for the royal navy you dont have to do fuck all
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>>26376780
Are you in the Navy?
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>>26376847
nah but I knew someone who was
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>>26376780
my cousin was in the RN

all he did was dumb shit like cleaning his quarters spotless for hours, then training and more training.

7 hours of sleep then rinse and repeat for weeks at sea. Wage wise you will be making slightly more than minimum wage but are working 24 hours.

also you have to sign away like 4 years minimum of your life. Just go a teach english in some random Asian country instead if you want to "travel"
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>>26376916
shit you got a point there
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>>26376953
and now you realise why the armed forces have such a recruitment problem

they pay shit wages
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Like the new version of the image desu
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>>26376976
Killing and subjugating people just isn't for everyone.
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>>26377079
ARGENTINA ES BLANCO
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everyone gone to bed? maybe ill get an early night too, been staying up till 5am recently.
avin a cuppa first
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>>26377541
welp, guess im going to bed then, night senpai's
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>>26372033
Man I wish I could go back to being a neet, I thought my life would take off as soon as I got a job but it didn't, in fact I feel worse about myself after getting a job. My average day has 6-8 hours of being emasculated by chads at a job I'm terrible at. That spreadsheet is pretty cool though, I'm going to make one.
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>>26377980
What's the job laddo senpai?
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>>26378240
Sainsburys
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>tfw didn't even notice it was half 2 in the morning

Thought it was like 11pm or something. God, my life is so fucked right now.
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