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bullies out edition
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first for the chase
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Thank you good lad
now bost waifus good lads
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>>26391043
Better image is here desu mate
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just noticed tescos selling those bacon+egg and chickan tikka sandwich spreads for just one quid.

tastes damn good, and it's like 750cals and 50-80 brotein per cup. dat dreamer bulk.
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Reminder that Islam is a cult and if you're a muslim you're not welcome here.
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>>26391106
>>26391092
I was first get rekt

ignore the spelling mistake
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>>26391100
I find the chickens always a bit dodgy in them.
that said asda does the same, and im eating egg mayo sammich now.
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I don't like this new version of come dine with me, not comfy
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>>26391092
>>26391121
'no'

oc 8.33% content
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>>26391114
I think all the Islam spammers used to have got banned senpai
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>>26391106
I love my awoo
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>>26391189
Why would you think that?
You can't even speak your own language correctly, joke of a human

Inshallah
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>get new job (within same organization I already work for)
>speak to new manager, seems great
>confirms hours, 9-5, just like I'm on now
>looking forward to it, current job is a bit shit
>speak to the guy who got promoted who I am replacing
>good guy, joking around
>"you must be dreading the longers hours then, yeah"
>ask what he means, say I already work 9-5
>bursts out laughing
>apparently we are paid 9-5, but to actually get the work done you need to get done (and to not get sacked), no one works shorter hours than 7-6, most do 12 hours shifts
>I am stuck with this for at least 6 months now

Boy, not being NEET sure is great! I hate doing things I like. Things that I like are shit, I'd rather work instead!
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>>26391211
>speak
moar like write tbqhwy senpai
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>>26391213
>get promoted
>better pay
>act surprised when your job isn't exactly the same as the one you did before
Baka. Also
>don't research job before accepting
Idiot.
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Why the fuck do you marmite poofs make a thread for yourself every single day? I'm so sick of this shit
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>>26391280
So filter britfeel, nobody will care
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>>26391137

I don't know how they sell chicken breasts so cheap when in mixes or other ready meals but when you buy them fresh/frozen they're defo more expensive.

probably using shit tier reject ones, but protein is protein.

The egg and bacon spread is god tier anyway, much better than tikka.
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>>26391280
why not make your own thread you jelly belly?
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there a r9k r9minecraft server?
.
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>tfw you realise too late that English lit is all about drawing insignificant points out into paragraphs, making extremely tenuous theories with a straight face, and trying to find evidence that Shakespeare was an early feminist
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>>26391211
>Why would you think that?

Because they all got reported and shortly after the thread was free from Islam spamming.
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>>26391293
I can't filter on mobile...
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>>26391213


ahhaha what are you, a recruitment consultant or a charity worker or someshit? lol.

get scammed breh.
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>>26391213
>literally working for free

The life of a wagecuck
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>>26391325
Stop posting on mobile then you 4chan addict
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>>26391092
waifus in
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>>26391307
lol what
are you serious?
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>>26391268

Sideways move, m8. Money is the same. My old job no longer exists, it was take this or get sacked.
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>>26391307
I thought everyone realised this in like year 10?
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>>26391353
>My old job no longer exists, it was take this or get sacked

That's illegal, you're lying to us
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>>26391092
Here is an image of my waifu senpai~
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>>26391368

I could take VR, but I've only been here for a year so the package was shit.
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>>26391066
Pointless is supreme

>tfw stuck living in East Devon
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>>26391343
notice me senpai.
now with 100% originality!
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>>26391213
>most do 12 hours shifts
the fuck is the job?
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>>26391383
Need you to come to Southampton and help me wax my legs desu
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>>26391343
now with 200% originality
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>>26391479
I'll come to Southampton and help you wax your legs desu
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>>26391092
Posting the lovely Jun, quite a fan of the Junster myself desu.
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>>26391092

posting spinning waifu
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>>26391343
now with 300% originality!
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>>26391343
She doesn't like men m8
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>>26391467

Analyst and pricing role in financial markets for a bank.
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>>26391528
maybe anon is an 8 foot tall fish girl warrior

you never know
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>>26391092
Posting with an original comment.
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who /teachingassistant/ here?
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>>26391628
you mean tard wrangler?
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>>26391655

Yeah, basically my non-robotic original friend.
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Just got up lads, this sleep pattern is fucking me hard
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>>26391741
how much they pay for that job? must be pretty shit
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>>26391756
I will fuck you hard instead lad, and i will wake you up nice and early the next morning.
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>>26391782
Nah fuck off with that shit
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>>26391782
How nice of you to offer lad.

Might have to take you up on that someday.
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>>26391904
please be Hampshire my good friend.
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>>26391932
I'm afraid not chap, sorry.
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Cauliflower Cheese for tea, lads.
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>Mum keeps making me tea
>Puts it on then forgets about it
>Constantly getting burnt food

Has a go at me if I complain and tells me to make it myself. If she offers to make me food she should at least watch it or tell me to watch it right?
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Evens I kill myself
Odds I activate The Machine
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>Apply to gym
>Gym is a "Christians only" gym
>Need letter from local priest

For fucks sake I just want to lift
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>>26392159
Really?

Like, are you joking mate?
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>>26392159
noice

where dis gym out

is it catholic?
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>>26392129
I hate it when she does this. Pretty sure she does it deliberately.
Also when she buys something for dinner that I've told her I don't like and I have to tell her again, then I get moaned at when I leave it in the fridge. She expects me to be grateful when she fucks up.
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>come to /britfeel/ to shoot the shit with fellow brits
>it's just people saying 'i'll be your boyfriend, lad' or 'i'll fuck you lad'
>meanwhile people trying to start discussion on interesting topics are ignored.

Fucking hell the state of this place.
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>>26392159
Sounds pretty based, great way to keep the pakis out
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>>26392186
>Keeps buying things I've repeatedly told her I don't like

WHY
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>>26392129
>tfw mum's been burning food all my life, so now I've developed a taste for overdone stuff
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>>26392179
Yes its ridiculous they have a bar downstairs selling lager and I just think thats completely contradictory
>>26392180
roman catholic north of england
>>26392213
good point I never see them even though they can just easily pay the priest like I will to write a letter
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>>26392129
>>26392186

Fucking hell you're pathetic. You're getting free shit to eat and you're complaining about it? Learn to cook, it's really fun and is a decent skill to have.
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>tfw your tutor hands you your university's pamphlet on low self-esteem
Th-Thanks...
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>>26392249
>spending half an hour staring at something in the cooker or a pan is "fun"
lol
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>>26392247
>they have a bar downstairs selling lager

It's obviously a secret IRA base.

Everyone knows the Irish are militant Catholics who need alcohol to survive.
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>>26392199
reply to the person then and start a conversation if nobody else is.
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>>26392257
Don't hog it lad, tell us how to bee ourselves
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>>26392249
I don't mind cooking, I'm just saying if you offer to cook something for someone don't be surprised if they complain when you mess it up.
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>>26392257
>tfw your tutor starts kissing your neck and rubbing your nipples

Th-Thanks...
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>>26392268

You do something else for that part you idiot. But yes, preparing meat and chopping veg and getting the right flavours using spices and stuff is very fun and rewarding.
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>>26392257
Scan and upload it.
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>>26392249
>tfw you want to start cooking but don't want to buy a bunch of ingredients in case you fuck up the recipe

I hate wasting food. I made bread once, it was black on the outside and liquid on the inside.
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>>26392337
/britfeel/ what is your opinion on nipple rub-rubs on your person

yay or nay
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>>26392351
No it's not fun. Preparing food isn't fun.
People that work in subway aren't having fun.

Eating is the fun part.
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>>26392379
nay.
I don't like sex
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>>26391092

Posting waifu wearing non-canon underpants.

>>26391621

Excellent choice of series, anon.
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>>26392368

I know what you mean, but waste can easily be avoided by planning ahead. For instance, gather a few beef recipes before you buy a load of beef. Or buy some chicken and beef at the start of the week so you can mix up your meat over the course of it.
(Obviously replace these examples of meat with whatever you'd personally prefer)

There isn't really any problem about spices and things because they last forever so if you buy them but don't use it all you just put it in your cupboard and forget about it until you need it again.
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>>26392442
great post lad, but a bit of a lewd picture of your waifu.
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>>26392442
How was work fampire?
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>tfw no bf

ooooceee
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>>26392477
How do those examples avoid waste if you burn it? Moron.
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>>26392503

It was pretty shit thanks, I tried to convert a dibromoolefin into a trifluromethyl alkyne and I don't think it worked, I'm sure we all know that feel.

>>26392491

It's nice to be lewd for a change, sure she doesn't mind
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>>26392399
t. Virgin Autismo Maximus
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got a disgustingly sexy kebab tonight lads
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>>26392511

Rude!

I guess you have to practice and get better. But to be perfectly honest burning food is really hard to do if you're paying attention.
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who here has a /crazymum/?
I swear my mum is going off the rails and i need to gtfo
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>>26392442
very sexy animay image you have there, I'd love to press my nose in that puffy vulva
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>>26392392

See this as a metaphor for why you don't have sex.

Not prepared to put in the effort, but still want the gratification that effort brings.
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>>26392620
>burning food is really hard to do if you're paying attention.

this, just keep a bloody eye on it
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>>26392586
sure, might be.
>>26392579
ofc we know that feel lad, this is /britfeel/ we know all the feels
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>Fucking around in the kitchen
>Get back in the living room and sit down
>"ANON CAN YOU MAKE ME A BREW?!"

Everytime.
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Stephen Fry is dead check the news lads
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>>26392738
>Mark, are you stirring your coffee really quietly without touching the sides so you don't have to make me one?
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>>26392637
Probably not the way you're thinking of. My mum is a hoarder, she won't throw anything away and she goes through the bins and takes out anything I've thrown away that she doesn't agree with.

Even stuff like expired food because it's not "expired enough" for her.
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>>26392863
I don't believe you nancy boy. I'm not checking out of principle.
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>>26392863

no he isn't you twat
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>>26392863
>it's not true
Damn. Was hoping the nonce had finally gone through with his suicide threats.
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>>26392738

Offer while you're there, stupid.

>>26392863

no u
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>>26392957

>Offer while you're there, stupid.

this. Robots lives would be a lot easier if they learned some basic manners.
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>http://strawpoll.me/6753907

Remember to vote in the movie poll if you haven't done so already lads! Zulu and Jackie Chan are currently tied for the lead.

>http://strawpoll.me/6753907

Film night is this friday at 10PM, details to follow the close of voting at midnight tonight.
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>>26392957
>Offer
Does he look like a cuck?
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>>26393013
So long as that Jackie Chan film is one of his American productions it's fine. The chinese stuff is boring. We'll probably have another week of voting which JC film.

Hopefully Rush Hour.
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>>26392863
If only that peado would croak, if only.
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>>26393013
>american psycho isn't even on the list
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>>26393013
What's the deal with Zulu? Never hard of it desu
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>>26393013
I have voted, but im probably not going to watch.
tired desu
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>>26393075

The list was sourced from /britfeel/, every film that was suggested is on the list. If the first movie night goes well enough to do a second, you can suggest whatever you want in the future.
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>>26393106
The list is shit. Nobody's even here on friday night.
It's going to be a repeat of the cat in the hat fiasco.
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>>26391183
>>26391343
>>26391383
>>26391494
>>26391509
>>26391621
>>26392442
>2D waifu

truly pleb. nearly friday
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>>26393168
lol what cat in the hat fiasco?
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>apply for jobs
>turn phone off in case they call back

heh
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>>26393213
The last movie night we had about a year ago. 50 odd people voted, Zulu won it.
Ended up being three people watching Cat in the Hat.
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>>26392863
who cares he's not doing QI anymore anyway
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>>26392129
>dejavu
It's especially ironic when she's watching Come Dine With Me
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Hello, I'm David from Barclays.
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>>26393259
No you are not sir,
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>Wanted to celebrate starting my new job by bringing foods and shit
>Actually wanted to invite my department and partially another department because alot of the people there helped me and stuff
>Accidently invited the entire other department rather than just a few lads
>44 people total invited now
>When I realized what I have done already more than half of the people from the other dept accepted the invite
>Kicking them out wouldn't be right either
>Praying to god that not much more people accept the invite now
This is going to be the most autistic celebration ever lads. Seriously.
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>>26393168
>Nobody's even here on friday night.

That's probably true, everyone will be at the club pulling fit birds or out drinking with the lads.
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>>26391043

>tfw hot dogs for tea

Fuck sake Mum. She did offer baked potatoes but they take fucking ages.
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>>26393363
put brown sauce on them
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>>26392129
Maybe she has early onset Alzheimers?
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>>26393363
Hot dogs are great you faggot.
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>>26393345
sounds good desu lad, most people won't care if your an autist or not they're just there for the free food/drink.
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>>26393433
>faggot

fuck off yank

ov
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>>26393433
Hot dogs are shit, they're literally sausages for people too poor to afford real sausages
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>>26393412

No I will use ketchup.

>>26393433

They taste okay but I know that the meat is just pigs anuses and that kind of thing.
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>tfw eating dead skin from my feet

tasty
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>>26393458
So, fitting for an /r9k/ poster
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>>26393433
Bob pls go this is britfeel not Americutfeel
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>>26393469
use to do that when i was about 10 desu
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>>26392442
>Sexualising your own waifu
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>>26391043

>Dat Hannah image

I want her to be my chav waifu ;_:
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>>26393345

You created an excuse for people to eat food and get drunk. You're a hero in the normie world.
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>>26393363

Take fucking control if you don't like it jesus christ.
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>>26393345

bring some decent food and some alcohol.

well done, you threw your working buddies a normie party.
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>>26393511

Aren't those videos like a decade old now? You probably wouldn't recognize her if you passed her on the street. She's probably had six children and gained five stone.
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>>26393517
>>26393443
>>26393553
True actually, but I seriously doubt that 40 people would even fit into the room....... also no alcohol since it's at work.

I just hope alot of them are away or can't come. Problem is that like 10-15 lads of those I have never seen before so they aren't really my work buddies.... that's what makes this entire thing autistic.
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>>26393511
His name is fatov.

He represents the british spirit of sloth and alcoholism.
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>all these people that think if you use the word faggot you're american

Absolute fucking retards
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>>26393581
Videos? I thought there are only pics
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>>26393585

Think about how you feel when you get invited to something. Your first thought isn't 'Jesus the person who is throwing this party is autistic!' is it? Chances are you feel kind of happy that someone wanted to invite you.

That's probably what they're feeling now. They're also probably happy that they have a chance to talk to their office crush, too.

No alcohol is fine. If it's towards the end of the day people will probably end up going to the pub together. You've basically inadvertently made everyone's week better. People enjoy having parties they just don't like to admit it, especially brits.
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Just realised they have Buffy the Vampire Slayer on Netflix. Incredible stuff, I remember my balls tingling when I was a kid whenever Sarah Michelle Gellar was on screen.

Going to wank furiously to her in a bit.
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i don't have a bf lads
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>>26393623
>fucking

true american detected
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>>26393703

Even if you did have one you wouldn't know what to do with him.
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>>26393625

There's videos of her fucking some confused chav fellow.
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>>26393703
I have a bf lad
>>26393709
>american
>not americunt
americunt detected desu
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>>26393625

Yeah, if you just Google something like Hannah Hotel Video you'll find them. There was a hilarious one where the guy fucked her off the side of the bed.
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>>26393735
you're probably right desu
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>>26393709
>hurr durr mom I dun gon detection one of those freedomers from the telly box
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>>26393504

She's not being sexualised just because you can catch a glimpse of her underpants. It's all completely wholesome.
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>>26393916
I bet you love the thought of dozens of sweaty /britfeel/ neckbeards wanking to pictures of your waifu don't you, degenerate cuck
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>>26391601
finance, not surprising.

heard an intern killed himself a few years back because of the hours he had to work.
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>tfw I put two duvets in my duvet cover

Comfy as fuck here lads.
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>>26391601
>>26391213

Time to stock up on speed, lad.
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>>26394105
Its not even that cold you frail cunt
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>>26393738
got any source? I need a fap this evening.
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>>26393081
Bobs out.
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Having a cheeky wank, lads.
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>>26393992
Of course I do, the idea of gangbang is hot as fuck
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Gonna buy a property and rent it out for 500pcm

Then buy another property and grow a fuck tonne of weed in it to pay off the mortgage faster.
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>>26394195
>circumcised
POST SOME UNCUT BBC PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE
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>Thick hoodie on
>Wrapped up in bed
>Shitposting and making shitty pictures in ms paint
>Might crack into some gin soon
Anyone else getting comfy?
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>>26394240
id post mine but i have a bf
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>>26394200

Anon pls

Although if she can bring happiness to the sweaty britfeel neckbeards then it must be a good thing.
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>>26394181

http://fappingclub.com/v8Dug

I think all of her vids are on here.
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>>26393013
Can't wait, this is gonna be proper comfy
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Who or what are you drinking

>wine my dandelion

>last time you went down on a lass
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>>26394242
>RECLINED OUT
>QUILT ON
>CAT ON LAP
>CORRIE ON THE BOX

COMFY LIFE
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https://youtu.be/72lLa3_fQzA?t=63
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>>26394203
>white people
>buying property

Enjoy your audit
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>>26394298
>>26394303
>>26394305
fucking hell I can't take so many gimmicks at once
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>>26394303
Thanks for the (You), but when I said "anyone else" I didn't mean tripfags, hope you understand.
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Should I quit 4chan?

0-4 yes
5-9 no
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>>26394285
Sexual pleasure=/=happiness
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>>26394303
>http://strawpoll.me/6753907
I dunno about that, to the monks of buckfast abbey
It's in Devon lads
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>>26394203

You should rent to an underprivileged Pakistani family to demonstrate that you're willing to help move our great nation into the age of multiculturalism.
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>>26394362
If it doesn't then we would have no reason to do it
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I CANT STOP THE TRIPFAGS FROM POSTING
I'M DROWNING IN THESE MEMES I SHITPOST
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>>26394357
contentcontentcontentcontent
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>>26393699
I've been thinking of watching that next, there's not a huge amount of good TV series on the UK netflix worth watching outside of comedies.
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>>26394357
Double or nothing. If I get dubs, I leave forever.
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>>26394435
Fine, 7-9 and I leave forever.
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if i get dubs i restore my foreskin
if not i will cry about circumcision forever on 4chan
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>>26392149
To the gym with ya laddeh

Can't has'ent crossed a counted blade of grass that cared to ask.

>drawn to thy master
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>>26394357
Using your post to roll for solitude
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>>26394203
You can't grow large amounts of weed indoors in a residential property, your energy supplier will spot the cost of the lights and report you to the bobbies.

And your neighbours will smell it.

And helicopters with IR cameras will see your house is too hot.

And if you're ever under suspicion of it, your post will show up in a background check and they might be able to get a warrant based on your confession.
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>>26394477
>4477
YOU EVEN GOT 2 DUBS LOL
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>>26394493
All right, I need a break from this
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>>26394312
What do you mean lad?

>I doubt this was an original post and I fucking hate the captcha trying to make me fix google maps for them for free
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>watch this go count grass

The smartest man in the world shows up from outer space and say follow be you can't get lost
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>>26394477
>>26394509
A double dubgative means you got no dubs
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>>26393168
>Nobody's even here on friday night.
A valid point. This place does seem to become very dead friday nights.
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>>26394563
so i dont have to go through the humiliating struggle of restoring my foreskin? FEELS GOOD
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>>26394550
I find it funny not runny I don't give a shit apart from the two and where I stand now

>it's not in front of you
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>>26393746

>you didn't spend your teenage years having threesomes in hotels

What the fuck were we doing with ourselves?
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>>26394592
I get drunk to the point I can't post and rewatch Dragon Ball Z or some nostalgia magnet on Fridays.
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>>26394634
playing great vidya with my friends, memories i would not trade.
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>>26394327

>gimmicks

You a wrestling fan?
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>>26394563

I sure wish someone would come into this thread and check all the dubs
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>>26394497
If you are on a meter I believe you can bypass it for free energy oven more profit.

Can you not put up silver tents to prevent the heat being too noticeable too?
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Where were you when you heard britfeel was kill?
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>>26394659
this

my teenage years are spent very happy, i had the world by the balls. little did i know, it would all come crashing down a few years later and then even more later, i would become the lonely friendless neet i am today.
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>>26394688

The easier way to avoid the energy draw from hydroponics lamps is to just grow it outside in the sunlight, where plants are supposed to grow.
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>>26394699
Hampshire lads especially welcome.
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SO many unchecked dubs, for shame, anons.

>>26391066 good dubs m9
>>26391100 lovely dubs m8
>>26391211 good dubs m9
>>26391299 cromulent dubs guy
>>26391300 nice dubs guy
>>26391333 nice trips mate
>>26391655 delightful dubs bro
>>26391766 fantastic dubs guy
>>26392199 good dubs mate
>>26392399 spectacular dubs bro
>>26392477 cromulent dubs bro
>>26392511 spectacular dubs m8
>>26392911 fantastic dubs guy
>>26393433 cromulent dubs m9
>>26393466 briliant dubs m9
>>26393511 nice dubs m9
>>26393699 good dubs mate
>>26393744 briliant dubs m8
>>26394200 great dubs mate
>>26394355 lovely dubs guy
>>26394366 briliant dubs mate
>>26394477 nice dubs bro
>>26394688 spectacular dubs m80
>>26394699 nice dubs m80
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>>26394699
These shitty off-site groups are not britfeel, they're havens for the fucking normie scum that hang around here and want to basically act like tripfags without the social stigma of being a filthy tripfaggot
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I would like first appolyise for ruin every anime ever. But why the fuck can you watch that shit it brings me step closer to no reality shit and fuck if I've got nine proxies to get behind before I want to lie knelt at the door to beg for the sweet release of anime to bring me closer to tear. Cat wishes is the best btw, I do like the pick a drawn lass to put to this muses lol music but there's always a hidden meaning and some time one does free the spellcheck

>big wink, finish it.
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>>26394779

Please can you take your bot somewhere else until it learns how to make entertaining posts. It's literally just noise right now.
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>>26394779
A lot of my time there was me trying to explain how close exactly I am to killing of the same as every other time of the possibility of infinite nothingness to off myself to be a lot of Jay Leno show that the Conservative party and the only person I have really connected with in
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The subway moans inside the gratuitous stream.
>The onion shells the aging coke.
How will a distasteful night beat the broadcast? The shiny badge ducks on top of the earth.
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>tfw having a hash and weed joint to completely dull my mind to my life

bad feels
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>>26394720
World by the bells

>ask a ph3 to think about what the first guy that pushed run was thinking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwBU4RgW2Zk [Embed]

>clap clap done

The sound of one getting off his lazy Arse and doing one fucking money prize lounge

Shut it down

>drinking and someone came

>find em bed and go play kitten
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I'm asking a girl out tomorrow lads.
>Doing anything on Sunday?

Wish me luck.
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>>26394752
>literally the objectively most significant post number is 26394477 because it has 2 dubs in a row
>all you can say to them is "nice dubs"
you suck at checking dubs
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>tfw 16" arms.

Time to reach dem 17" guns
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>>26394922
it's a script
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>>26394849
>>26394854
What the fuck are you chatting about? Who /gibberish/ here?
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>>26394752
>tfw got a (you)
Th-thanks
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>>26394926
it will help you stack shelves faster paki
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>>26394913
Unless you're planning on asking her to come to church with you when she says no (who the fuck does things on sunday?), that's a terrible thing to say

t. Someone who has never asked a girl out
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>>26394941
so he didnt even check them then. also, it's a shitty script.
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I've only gone and bloody started drinking a Frijj, lads. What a nutter I am, eh?

Mental.
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japlad here?
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>>26394957
Oh please don't muddle me up for that dirty shitskin paki.

I'm just another anon.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TRvoW0ddJH (embed)

>>54887285
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kY5PYMOG0Q (embed)

>>54887268
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EHTfc9yFKp (embed)

>>54887267
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tjh94QiLhF (embed)

>>54887335
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pIWosIqa2t (embed)

>>54887322
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HR41Hio4SC (embed)

>>54887223
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SLpQF8ywDc (embed)

not much (you)'s on other thread any kicking about here
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>>26394882

I do the same with video games.

>tfw out of good coffee
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>>26394854
>>26394849
>>26394779

I'm going to screencap this and pass it off as postmodern art. Cheers.
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>>26394941
>>26394964

I'll have you know I painstakingly checked each dubs by hand and thoughtfully came up with something nice to say about each one of them.
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>>26394965
The brownie ones are great
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WHY HAS BONSAI BEEN CHANGING HIS TRIPS ALL DAY AND CONSISTENTLY POSTING WHEN NOBODY CARES

LIKE PEOPLE WOULD RATHER TALK TO ME AN I'M THE WORST
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>>26394946
My one was just me using the auto complete thing on my phone desu
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>>26394946
>>>/mpl/ lad have you seen any better shows
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i think this explains my love for Jun, and how i am feeling today.
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WHERE IS THE LAD WHO WENT TO JAPAN
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>>26394357
Looks like you aren't going anywhere, chum.
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How's your evening going so far lads?

>Laying on the sofa
>Got the footie on
>Browsing on my laptop
>Nice and warm

It's little moments like these that take away the depressing feels, even for just a moment.
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>>26395038

I'M NOT THE LAD YOU'RE THINKING OF BUT I HAVE ALSO BEEN
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>>26395038
well i have about a month ago.
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>>26394977
>good coffee
What do you mean by that lad?

I had some bangin' co-op fair trade beans over christmas but they haven't stocked it at my local since
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>>26395070
show off
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>>26395038
I told you to ask for Junlad you inebriate
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>>26394997
>the most significant dub
>just says "nice dub"
>some other, random dub which is just single dub is "spectacular" or "cromulent" or "briliant"
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>>26394203
Hurry up then. Stamp duty increase for buy to let landlords in April.
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>>26395051
>Got the footie on
normie as fuck
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>>26395096
i didn't want to
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>>26394922
We all check them but don't show to check them

>if that makes sense imagine my cock in your mouth even though you have never seen my cock did it not brush your tonsil's

>yeah remove them, close the pony show

Because My Lie Panders
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>>26395038
>>26395096
what do you want lads?
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