I can't wait to take a sip out of this cold crisp thirst quenching can of Coca-Cola
Tell me what's your excuse for not sipping on a Cokie right now?
Why won't the Jews just leave me alone fuck off
>>28569012
I'm dieting and I can't, Shlomo
>>28569012
Because I don't sip, every drink should be done by 2-3 gulps unless you're a faggot
>>28569012
Jokes on you, I literally am right now. Well a bottle not a can.
>>28569012
Sippin some Coke and Jameson right now.
Cheers, brah.
>>28569012
vanilla coke master race checking in
>>28569196
That's right bro. Swallow that shit down like semen.
I quit drinking soda that wasnt diet
Because I'm fucking fat and don't need more calories.
Because I prefer Pepsi you autistic faggot.
>>28569012
I have no money to buy one.
Western Union was closed today so i couldn't pick up my money. Hopefully it will be open tomorrow.
I care about my health.
Because i'm drinking ribena
>>28569845
>no money for coke
>enough money for computer and internet
kek
>>28569870
healthfag, detected.
>>28569827
this pepsi taste much better, but both are great
I'm obsessed with skelly aesthetics and diet soda gets you drunk faster anyway. Lately I've been enjoying my homemade diet tonic for g&t though. I can bump up the cinchona as high as I want and other other sticks and shit. Fucking fever tree is almost $2 a tiny bottle. I make 5 gallon batches for maybe twice that, and I can increase or decrease the CO2 as I please. I've even made g&t on tap. I get the seagrams distillers reserve. $20 something a handle but holds its own against the top shelf shit. I do wish it had more juniper but adding a few drops essential oil beefs it up nicely enough I don't have to spring for Tanqueray.
>>28569827
>>28569886
God's honest truth
>>28569874
yeah it does seem strange you're right.
But macro images and memes don't change the fact that i can't eat today.
>>28569925
Holy hot dogs in steamy buns, you seem like a faggot.
>>28569929
>>28569886
>>28569827
faggots detected
oreioaeginal
Soft drinks taste bad.
>>28570050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEWF2xh5E8s
>>28570050
You should improve your life planning skills. If you have a computer and Internet, you must sometimes have money. Buy a couple weeks worth of non perishable food next time you have money. That way you will always have food while shitposting.
>>28569012
Because I am a 25 year-old man.
I am sipping on booze instead. Enjoy your rotting teeth, shitty "sugar rush" and "caffeine buzz" while I get drunk.
i only drink water
t. fedoralord
I don't really like soda much anymore. The only thing I really drink anymore is black coffee and water. The coffee is really refreshing when iced.
coke makes me gain weight and break out like crazy
I'm convinced that it's literally poison
>>28570238
Cry me a liver...
Because I have strawberry lemonade
GTFO YOU SHILL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28570309
You're absolutely right. You should only drink distilled water, or urine, which is water that your body naturally distills.
I sure am thirsty for some Coca-Cola(tm) - the official drink of /r9k/! Who is with me?
>>28570405
Y- you're being sarcastic, right?
>>28569012
I only drink water and I feel great
I only drink water or juice as a treat, because I'm not fucking fat and I don't enjoy poison.
>>28570448
You are extremely fucking stupid. He's trying to get attention by being "xDDDD SO RaNdUm".
>>28570152
Internet is worth much more than 30 cans of Coke or whatever the equivalent cost is. Coke had no useful nutrients besides carbs which all come from sugar, the least usable form. If I had a choice between a can of coke and a day of Internet, I would always choose internet.
>>28569012
nice meta-bait, pretending to be an obvious shill so people will "call you out" on it. Pretty smart plan.
>>28570054
That's not what you're boyfriend said to me after he came in my ass ;)
Seriously though, stop being a lazy fuck and learn how to make your own drinks. It's way better. There's also OpenCola, it's better than Coca Cola.
I probably will in a few days, the store is selling 12 packs at 2 for $5. Limit of 4 per customer, but I have a LOT of costumes and I'm pretty good at fake voices.
>>28570636
Sugar is the most usable form of carbs, are you retarded or something? The only way it could be any more usable is if it were already glucose or dextrose. It also has some micronutrients. Vitamins and minerals are useful. It's not only about the macros. Noone is drinking soft drinks to hit their daily fat or protein requirements.
>>28570238
>not mixing spirits and soda
>>28570520
>water as a treat
lmao@ur """"life"""""""
>>28570448
>>>28570448
Absolutely not. If you don't drink your own pee when stranded on a desert island or adrift in a lifeboat, you'll die of dehydration.
It's harder and messier for girls than it is for boys.
>>28570563
If we were adrift in a lifeboat for months, I wouldn't share my pee with you no matter how much you begged me and I would watch you die from dehydration.
Then I'd pee all over you.
>>28570759
Juice as a treat you cuck. What is reading comprehension.
>>28570890
Then you wasted all of your pee pee! Then you dies misters!
>>28570980
>I only drink water or juice as a treat
Fuck me for thinking you knew how to write in English, right?
You probably are fat if you view juice as a treat. If you were the least bit active you'd know that juice has a lot of sugar in it. I mix milk, frozen juice concentrate, and 80% whey powder to make a delicious drink. I've chugged 2L of the stuff before it's even lunch time. It's not a treat either. I call it breakfast. Glycogen has to come from somewhere right?
I have some Mountain Dew Code Red.
>>28571054
What you do you call this strange invention of yours, and if it's so good why aren't you marketing it yet?
>>28569012
THESE ARE SHILL POSTS. NEVER EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE BELIEVE THAT THESE ARE REAL ROBOTS POSTING THESE THINGS.
COMPANIES PAY "TROLLS" MONEY TO GO OUT ON INTERNET FORUMS TO BRAINWASH PEOPLE WHO ARE ORDINARILY NOT EXPOSED TO THE USUAL MEANS OF PROPAGANDA.
EVERY TIME YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS, I WANT YOU TO THINK "FUCK THEM, THESE SHYSTERS...THEY GOING FOR MY SHEKELS".
EVERY TIME, I WANT YOU TO MAINTAIN CONSCIOUSNESS OF THE FACT THAT IT'S BRAINWASHING. I WANT YOU TO HATE.
IS IT NOT DESPICABLE? HOW SICKENING THAT THESE CORPORATE FREAKS GET PAID TO MANIPULATE YOU LIKE CATTLE.
HATE THEM. DESPISE THEM. SEE THROUGH THE BRAINWASHING. DELIBERATELY DO NOT BUY THEIR PRODUCT JUST TO SPITE THEM.
>>28571136
Calm down, you fucking tard. It's probably just some guy enjoying a can of coke. Even soft drinks are a conspiracy to you.
>>28571121
I just call it brotein smoothie. I don't market it because I figured there isn't much market for it. I do it because 80% whey is dirt cheap on ebay and grapefruit and orange juice concentrate is cheap at kroger and milk is an easy way to pack in the calories. Most gymrats are richfags who buy flavored protein powder. It's actually bretty gud and is very high in calories, fat, carbs, and protein. Fuck cleaning a blender though. Get an immersion blender on amazon for $99. They are so much easier to use and more useful in general.
>>28571136
I will gladly shill for glorious beer.
The 3 essential fluids
>water
>coffee
>beer
>>28571136
I bet you don't even enjoy Little Caesar's $5 hot n' Ready Deep Deep Dish Pizza Lunch combo or their Crazy Bread with their signature Crazy Sauce. It must suck having a tiny penis and sour attitude all the time. You should really try the pizza. The have a Little Caesars Stuffed Crust Deep Deep Dish Pizza available now with 100% real American made mozzarella cheese baked right in the crust. It's delicious and at an unbeatable price point. You can't go wrong with Little Caesar's Pizza.
>>28571248
Many of us are very burnt out with soft drinks being sold and even more tired of colas. There's a market for smoothies and nutritious juices right now and since you seem to like experimenting with different formulas, maybe you could make a little extra money selling your take on something like that. Just something to think about.
>>28569012
i used to enjoy coke until it started tasting like sugar water. pepsi seems to keep its flavor longer. maybe its just the stores fault for holding old soda.
>>28571245
Oh, you poor, sad little boy. It's already on record that Israel pays people to defends its reputation online. It's on record that the US government does the same.
Go ahead, you ignorant slave. Live in your fantasy dream.
>>28571325
I enjoy finer dishes.
Because carbonated sugar water does a piss-poor job of quenching anything. Thanks for reminding to drink some cold crisp water, which *does* do a good job of that.
I can't wait to inhale one of these smooth relaxing Winfield Sky Blue cigarettes.
Tell me what's your excuse for not sucking on a Winfield Blue right now?
>>28571406
Finer dishes you say? Then bacon wrapped crust it is then. Excellent choice.
>>28571592
is that a legit pack? what country?
>>28569827
grape fanta tops all
>>28571406
There are plenty of reasons to be suspicious of conspiracy, but you think everything from JFK to UFO sightings to NSA surveillance programs are engineered by some palm-rubbing kyke. It's a soft drink thread, and your wild theories have no bearing on anything. Just shut the fuck up already.
