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>one shot at life
>6'3
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>>28568691
That sucks man. 5'3" master race reporting in. You should probably kill yourself desu.
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>>28568691
>Born male
>Wide hips
>Beard so thick it's impossible to shave it properly
>Wavy as fuck, but not curly hair
>Slow AF metabolism
>Got a genetic illness
>Hairy on all my body

Only good thing is it seems I'll never bald
My mom and dad are fine, I'm just a clusterfuck of their worst genes I think
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>>28568691
>cursed with a 8.5 inch dick
i've got a cpap mask in the mail
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>>28568785
That's more dick than you'll ever need. Why so sad about it?
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>>28568816
it's an ironic thread dummy
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>>28568691
>male
>6'4"
>green eyes
>poor skin genetics (acne, rashes and sunburns)
>cannot grow beard
>non-masculine eye brows
> slight fat genetics as almost everyone among relatives tend to either overeat or eat emotions away
>girl wrists - 7 inch
>buscemi tier eyes and genetic black circles under the eyes
It's not masculine, feminine or androgynous look. The worst of everything.
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>>28568841
Nah I'm OP and I'm real. I know 6'3 is very good but it's not perfect. There are still people taller than me and I wear one inch lifts already.
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>>28568858
Wait, seriously? What the fuck? I'm 6'2 and tower over almost everyone i meet, do you live in the fucking congo or something?
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>>28568878
Germany. I tower most people but whenever I meet someone taller I feel genetically worthless. Like why would a girl that had the choice pick me over him?
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>>28568691
>6'3"
>lanky with beer gut
>can grow only neckbeard
>acne
Iktf, if you're at college 6'3" is average. If you want to stand out/get qt3.14, you need to be /fit/ or be charismatic, and if you're on this board, God knows you're neither
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>flat-chested
>4'9"
>heterochromia
Kill me senpai.
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>>28569040
>you need to be /fit/ or be charismatic
I'm both. I just can't change my height. God knows I try

>if you're at college 6'3" is average
Exactly this. I'm not the tallest
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>>28569092
>someone asks you why you have different colored eyes
>you tell them what it is
>they google it and see you're inbred

how often does that happen
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>>28568849
if that's you you can get much better with exercise and using proactive for your skin.
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>>28569135
Not necessarily inbreeding, you consuming your fetal twin is far more likely
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>>28569092
heterochromia looks cool though
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>>28569092
Petite girls are the hottest. 4'9 = amazing.
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>>28569437
not if you also look like god left you unfinished considering most people get it from being inbred
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>>28568849
Chinlet damn anon sorry man
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>>28569435
Funny fucka jumped on board the mutation manifest single cell cluster mutha fukas band wagon, nice anon, stay watchful, dun! dun! da.
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>>28569092
BE MY WIFE NOOOOOOOOOW
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>>28568849
Lose weight fatty and go to a dermatologist that solves most of your problems.
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>>28568761
Man fuck you, I'm everything on that list PLUS balding. No reason to live anymore 2bh
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>>28568947
There are a lot of tall Germans to be honest, anon. You bring up a fair point
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>asian
>male
>5'5

could be worse though
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>>28568691
5'5 as a white male, meaning that i look extremely short for my race, and i am barely taller than my mom, and a good 3 inches shorter than dad, and a full half foot less than my oldest brother
very thick glasses
big head + skinny body
mole
skinny arms and bent legs
wide hips
skuliosis
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>>28569092
Post eyes please. Bet they aren't anything special.
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>>28570575
>very thick glasses
>skinny body
>mole
>skinny arms and bent legs
You can fix all of that. And then you can contemplate suicide over your height
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