>go to the cinema
>carrying my anvil into the theatre
>assistant stops me
>sorry sir, but you must leave your anvils outside
>ask him how i am going to open up my crab legs without my hammer and anvil
>spouts some shit about healthy and safety
>reluctantly leave my anvil with all the other anvils people have had to leave
>The Anvil Hoarder (1930) finishes (great anvilcore)
>all the anvils are gone
>an anvil hoarder has stolen all the anvils
>he did me a favour, i have too many as it is
would you like this anvil?
i have too many anvils as it is!
when will I be rid of this anvil?!
>>25470282
Under rated thread.
Too bad this sort of thread is more common on /s4s/ now.
>>25470345
there's quite a few anvils there, if you could tell me which specific one you want to get rid of, i can give you a better answer. i have too many anvils as it is, but i might be able to spare space for one more.
>main character is walking down the street
>a man with an anvil comes over to him
>"hello, would you like this anvil!"
>"i have too many anvils as it is!"
>"when will i be rid of this anvil!"
>>25470345
Only the dead...
>Gain free tickets to AnvilFest 2015
>It's some sort of Anvil Convention for Anvil Hoarders.
>The Anvil Hoarder (1930) is going to be playing so I figure why not?
>I enter the theatre room
>I am the only one without an anvil, feel slightly silly
>The title-scene wipes onto the screen and all of these people start smashing their anvils with hammers
>The noise is unbearable and there are sparks and pieces of crab flying everywhere
>One man lets go of his hammer mid-air and it kills his wifes son with a blow to the head
>A spark settles on a piece of chair upholstery and catches fire
>The fire spreads hastily, half the place is on fire and the exits are unreachable
>Some realise what a terrible mistake they have made
>In their regret, they try bargaining off their anvils to other anvil hoarders
>I couldn't quite hear the replies, but it seemed as if many of them had too many anvils as it was
>By this time, more than 3/4 of the people are either severely burned, or dead
>Screams of "When will I be rid of this anvil?!" fill the air
>I make my way to the corner of the room and sob whilst in the fetal position
>After what feels like a life time, I see firefighters flood the entrance
>By this time I am the only one left alive, the theatre is a nightmare of corpses and anvils
>The Anvil Law in my city states that if you witness the death of an anvil owner, you now own his anvil
>A firefighter comes over to me and checks if I am OK
>I am in shock and panic, and all I can think about is how many anvils I now own
>"Would you like an anvil?" I ask him, hardly able to string a sentence together
>He states he has too many as it is
>The enormity of my involuntary possession of all these anvils overwhelms me
>I grab the nearest rogue hammer and star blugeoning the man
>All I can scream is "When will I be rid of these anvils?!"
>Now doing life in prison for neglecting my duty as a citizen to adopt the deceased mens anvils
>>25470282
>tfw no qt gf who shows you how to operate an anvil
>>25470379
I think anvilposting is an export of /tv/
Could be wrong
Anvils are gay
>arrive at cinema
>it's singles night so I should be safe from the cinema nabber
>collect my ticket
>girl behind the counter asks me if I want to register my anvil for movie rewards
>have to decline because my licence plates are wag out of date
>head to the showers
>shower guard tells me to leave my anvil outside or it'll rust
>leave it by the door under my shoes so no one will steal it
>lather myself up
>no other guys in the showers so I don't have to estimate my penis length against their's
>suddenly a flash
>shower camera took my picture for the cinema's website
>get really upset but realize I have no legal grounds to complain
>enter the drying room and let my body drip for about 20 minutes
>step outside while buttoning my shirt
>my anvil and shoes are gone
>feel tears forming in my eyes
>go to the counter to ask what happened
>they say they saw a man take the anvil but he had a girlfriend so they had to let him go
>they give me a free crab legs to compensate
>I hate crablegs but at least it's free
>enter cinema to watch the film
>10 minutes into the ads the foot checker comes in
>he grabs my foot and asks why I don't have shoes
>I try to explain but people are banging their anvils so loudly for the movie to start that he can't hear me
>foot checker whistles and nabber springs up from behind me
>nabber grabs me with his wirey fingers and pulls me through my seat into the soft box
>have to sit quietly in the soft box until the movie ends
>have to explain to my mom why I need an advance on my anvil allowance
>>25470512
no? they're not. dickhead
>>25470631
faggy blacksmith detected
DUMB ANVILPOSTER GET OFF MY BOARD
>tfw no anvil
At this point should I just pay to get one for an hour?
>>25470424
>it kills his wifes son
Lol, cuck
>>25470908
they don't clean the crab off of rent-an-anvils very well tbqh. my wifes son got sick when he used a theatre anvil.
>>25471012
But what should I do? Will I just die a touchless, feelless, useless, hammerless anvil-virgin?
>>25471121
just ask around, a veteran anvil hoarder will have at least one to spare. they have enough as it is.
Anvils? What is this cool new meme?
>>25471121
I can give you one. I have enough as it is.
>>25471173
hammerheads, educate yourself for the hottest new meme of 2015
>>64353757
every. fucking. time
when will it end?
>>25471229
tell me more anon
this is the first instance of it i have seen,.
>>25471417
it's a /tv/ thing i think
someone please explain this hot new meme to me
>funny meme is coming back
>from /tv/ nonetheless
2000+15+1 is off to a great start
>>25470524
>under my shoes so no one will steal it
Underrated
>>25471609
/tv/ are pretty on it when it comes to fresh memes desu
Surreal.
Can one of you guys recommend me an anvil?
Right now I have enough anvils as it is but I'm still kinda looking to get my hands on a new model.
