Got any plans tomorrow?
No, I'm out of college until late January.
chillen
I'll be forced awake by my alarm at 7:00am, then shower, force feed, get dressed, attempt to get my tie perfect which will take about 10 minutes, then rush to catch the train for my crowded commute with thousands of others who are probably all ill and coughing and sneezing.
I will work from 9:00am until 6:00pm, but will likely stay on an extra half hour so I don't look like I'm desperate to get out of there.
Repeat the commuting part and I will get home, shattered, with a few hours to try to relax before doing all that again the day after.
You?
>>25470581
shut the fuck up neetfaggot no one is fooled
>>25470581
Not too much.
>>25470369
Not at all wagek3k
I have to go back to work, and I will admit that I'm mad and sad, and OP successfully upset me
>>25470601
I'm a wagie and do exactly that, and when I get home I'm just as pathetic as a NEET.
>>25470369
Study and afterwards go watch the movie where kylo ren kills his father, han solo. i haven't seen it yet, hope it's good and nothing too surprising happens.
gonna go for /nightwalk/ while its raining
I play sax for a living, got a private lesson with some rich kid tomorrow evening.
>tfw have to shave and shower
>tfw can't get drunk until after the lesson
>>25471044
Your girl blows me while you're out blowing on metal
>>25471110
I don't have a girl. Never have. And the part you blow on is plastic.
>>25471148
But there's this wood thingy in it, right
somebody please make a terrible pun about wood and bloxing and saxy times
>>25470369
Gonna get me some tasty lunch from a Qualified Sandwich Artist using the money the state gives me for free
>>25471211
Yeah, you put it on the bottom of the plastic bit.
>>25470863
I'll be meeting with some fellow NEET comrades at the local Subway to discuss the essence of strategy as written in the works of Otto von Bismark and Sun Tzu, followed by a lively discussion of Soren Kierkegaard's writings as pertaining to the art of seduction.
Love and war are so very similar aren't they?
We've been applying these timeless principals in our evening dalliances with the wagecuck's wives, they are so tied up in traffic it leaves us plenty of time for rounds of invigorating activities in the wagecuck's bed, we've become the talk of the town and it is quite difficult to keep up with the demand!
Care to join? I have one ladyfriend who has expressed interest in a menage a trois, her husband is putting in quite a few extra unpaid hours this week leaving plenty of extra time to raid his finest liquor cabinets for a post marathon nightcap.
>>25471232
how do i commission a sandwich from subway?
>>25471370
this NEET shit has became kinda pathetic, it was funny to start with but has now become sad to see some retard writing about shit he probably wants to do but never does because the only people that qualify for NEETbux are so fucked up socially that they most likely never leave the house
>>25470601
>>25471463
Wagies irrevocably, indisputably, unrelentingly, absolutely, undeniably BTFO in perpetuity.
Lol they never learn
>>25471441
There's an app for that. They used to have a Qualified Ordering Commissioner do it, but since the app was invented they demoted him to dishwasher. Tough luck, but it still gets you a penny, right?
>>25471463
it's all trolling and shitposting you retard, it's like you're new to the internet or something
The thing is dear neets,I work doing what I love and workship.
>>25470369
Yeah, I plan to make money. Lots of it.
>>25471717
I see Mr. Shekelstein's new brainwashing techniques are working on you!
Too bad they are only surface level, deep down you know don't truly believe that, but as long as it makes you into a more loyal pawn!
Going to my gf's parents' restaurant for some free lunch, it's good stuff, then going to hers to meet this cat she's taken in, believed to be the neighbors. Should be a good time, dunno what else we'll do (besides sex obv)
>>25471853
>tfw this faggot trully believes no one can be happy in his job
Keep eating your subway while trying to get the new model of the fleshlight that got out.
Drawing class that I'm tempted to cancel because I'm stuck not getting better and I have t bothered to draw in two weeks. Also if I cancel the class it means I can spend the money in junk food
>>25470369
On the late shift tomorrow, will hit the gym in the morning. Heading to Denmark for 4 days on Friday. WBU?
Not too much. I don't start my new job until next week. I might start waking up early again to get my NEET body ready for work again.
>>25470369
I will get up and get dragged around town by mother and sister like a confused bum.
Perhaps we will visit the local church-run cafe. There I can at least blend in with my bearded hermit look.
Nope, never do.
>>25471370
Don't worry fellow normies and Chads, let me translate for you:
>I'm going to subway with my other 2d waifu enthusiasts to talk about how much we hate our moms, then I'm going to masturbate to my oneitis on facebook that's dating that douchebag from high school who makes a successful living, then I'm going to try and kill myself ODing on grain alcohol.
The NEET is easy to understand once you know how to read between the lines. They have plenty of time to come up with fanciful notions of what they wish they'd do with their 'free' time, after all.
>>25470369
Yep. Making more disposable income while mum pays my rent and bills.
>>25474086
... did you actually take the fucking bait?
>As a NEET, I have far more time for self-improvement!
>>uses all that time to shitpost on 4chan
Can someone explain this to me?
>So anon, what's your job?
>>I stay home and live on welfare checks!
>Oh..
Another neet here, I'll be finishing up the final touches on my home made kumquat computer.
Google is pretty jelly lol.
ps also going to go fuck that 10/10 wagie gf in the back of my Bugatti which was paid for by the government.
>>25474183
are you retarded you fucking newfag
>be in troll thread
>someone shitposts in the opposite direction of OP
>heh he fell for the b8 wat a idiot
It's called stirring the pot you faget
>>25474376
>implying it takes the whole day to write a simple post
Neets use about 0.5% of their free time posting on 4chan, while Wagecucks use at least 5%
And if they post at work they better not let Mr. Zickelberg catch them.
>>25470369
First day of winter quarter! Also, gotta finish up my application to UW, so that's awesome.
Working 7-1
Going home, eating
Going to the gym to lift
Going to a separate boxing-focused gym to start up on beginner boxing classes
Going to bed
>>25470369
Monday NEET (all times are rough)
>0900 wake up, poop, train (50km cycle), shower
>1200 run errands for family, shops, weekly supplies, cook brunch, eat, clean kitchen
>1400 (now) play vidya/shitpost/watch shit
>1700 family start getting home, hang out with them, have a boozy drink or 3 and talk about their day, get started cooking
>1700 all of family home, still slowly cooking and chatting
>1800 server dinner, eat together
>1900 clean kitchen, join family doing various things
>2200 all of family in bed now, back to vidya/shitpost/watch shit
>0000 read a bit
>0100 sleep
who /goodson/ here?
