Alright you faggots, some of you asshats need some faith and encouragement instilled upon you. I fucking can't stand the state of humanity right now so I'll try to help out the most demoralized sacks of shit in the gutter of the internet
You get to pick one of the following, either a wish, a piece of advice, or any question answered from my pool of Infinite wisdom.
Following can't be wished
1. Anything gluttonous
2. Anything that impededs on the quantum mechanics of this universe
3. Anything sinful or demoralizing
4. Insta money
Pick up a random book, flip to a random page and read a random passage to know your confirmation if your wish has been granted.let's dothis
>>27348880
>>>/x/
please go
>>27348880
Bumping for you deadbeats
>>27348900
Get off my board and go back to where you came from you newfag
It sickens me how the state of r9k is. Back then it was a decent board filled with intellectual discussion, and now it's cesspool of degeneracy and an echo chamber for sycophant demoralized bastards with a lack of common sense or decency.
>>27348921
if this post ends in 4 you have to kill yourself
>>27348946
You may suffer from paranoid schizophrenia, You're mentally ill.
Tick tock, I'll be waiting.
Consider yourselves lucky that I am patient God and not a manevolent one
that is a nice cat there...
>>27348985
thank you. i created him because I am God :)
cats are simply epic!
>>27348965
That's what you think, too bad only God can judge and your just a WebMD ameatuer.
Reality check psychology isn't considered a real science because it's all subjective framework and not a part of reality.
A psychologist is a conversational prostitute, like your mother before you were born.
>>27348950
Good job
>>27349001
Too bad the real God doesn't use emoticons
>>27348985
It really is
Tick tock, I'll be here for you losers.
I can go out and fuck a girl if I wanted to but I'm here to give guys a special handout.
>>27349004
>perfect being, all-knowing
>still can't avoid spelling mistakes
wew.
also
>subjective experience is not part of reality
wew
>>27348880
I would like the ability to draw extremely well, both traditional mediums and digital, classical style and comics.
Kamisama pls remove my crohn's disease or my asthma or my megaesophagus or my GERD.
>>27349071
>flip to page 183 of Closing Time
>"Michael (my name), can you draw a halo?"
Welp, I'll get to it then, Mr. God, sir.
>>27349043
Your ego is off the charts. Self importance is a disgusting trait.
Can I get a job? Hell an interview? Please thanks if I get it I won't fuck it up I promise.
>>27349046
English is a human mechanization. Trying to learn it is like a human being trying to understand the signals of a bacteria
>>27349120
I am devoid of ego, I must put one on to reason with you beings.
>>27349140
You will if you want one that badly
>>27349115
With faith anything is possible
>>27349107
Get fresh air for an hour everyday. Do yoga for 30 minutes, meditate for another 30 minutes, get iron and vitamin A, E and C supplements and take them daily and you will be cured in 6 months. Fill your self with love and wisdom, avoid toxicities from drugs, people and importantly 4chan and you will be elevated and reinvigorated.
Ill also pray for you to be well
>>27348880
>those rules
>no point in making a wish
Go away.
>>27348880
I wish I could unfuck my resume and get a job before I run out of mummybux
Can I atleast get the finish/fix resume part done tomorrow? The rest in a week or so?
>>27348880
How can I get smart people to like me?
>>27348880
How can I strengthen my willpower to do my work?
>>27348880
How can I meet new friends?
>>27348880
How can I make new friends?
I enjoy this cute cat picture. I always enjoy it when it is posted. Thank you God.
>>27348880
How do I make friends?
This captcha is a bitch
>>27349468
Thanks Dr God I will do that.
Pick up a random book, turn to a random page, and read a random passage too see if your wishes and desires are granted.
May the force be with you
>>27349854
Uhhhhhhh not sure how helpful this is
Thanks I guess?
I want someone to tell me I'm not a bad human being and I deserve friends
Why don't my family and straight friends accept me for being aromantic asexual? Can you grant me less bigotry in my life?
>Can't wish for money
Go fuck yourself with a rake.
>>27349949
Augment that too a bigger scale and decipher it. Look at atoms as people instead of atoms.
.... "When excited people return to their regular States they emit energy".....
>>27350002
You aren't a bad person and you are capable of having friends
>>27350072
Don't prioritize your sexual preference and make it a mental block on you from being you. Thinking that everyone's judging you for your sexual orientation will make them feel more difficulty in dealing with you. Just don't talk about it. To each their own.
You can be a dyke on a bike furry for all I care, it doesn't matter. But if your parading around that you are constantly, then it'll come off weird and not make people like you.
>>27350075
Watch it, before you have an untimely death by a rake before you can repent and get into my paradise.
How can I acquire a gf?
I'd be complete if you gave me Sherlock Holmes level intellect
even though that probably "impedes on the quantum mechanics of this universe"
Dear God, (the real God not OP)
Hey. As you know I'm a good kid but I am plagued by insecurity and addictions. Please help me to work on my internet, porn, and masturbation addictions. Furthermore, I would like to ask for Your help on meeting girls and getting a girlfriend. Sending me to an all boys school has made this really difficult, Lord. I have high hopes for the future and am convinced with your help I and others can achieve our goals. Thank you for all the good things that You have given me, and I love You.
Sincerely,
G
>>27350163
My parents are imposing their heterosexuality on me by constantly asking me "when are you going to get a husband?". Every time I reply to tell them I am not interested in that lifestyle, but I respect that choice. Can't you get the idea that I don't want a relationship or kids through their thick heads so that they can stop asking me the same questions? My queer acquaintances get it, but my family who has known me my whole life doesn't get me?
>>27348880
God, I wish that she actually needed me
>>27349437
>Trying to learn it is like a human being trying to understand the signals of a bacteria
so you're as fallible as a human being?
>God
>TRYING to learn something
yeah you got BTFO long ago
>>27350354
Fuck, the passage suggests that it's all up to chance or that someone will guide me
I just want one date with her, then she can decide if she wants me or him.
>>27350493
>I layed my shirt over his head and put him to rest.
Shit.
I want to be able to understand complex systems and concepts by mere exposure. Can you do that?
can you kill me?
