>tfw gf won't let me go see Batman v Superman on Friday
>tfw she's making us go to a wine tasting instead
go see it on saturday then you autismal fucking cunt
>gf
fuck you and fuck your 3DPD
>my woman tells me what to do
tell your girlfriend i'll be her boyfriend and i'll be a far better boyfriend cos i'll go to wine tastings with her and hold her hand and smell her hair and won't even complain or even want to see some silly movie pls
pls
>>27348828
Fuck off, I want to see it on release day.
>>27348816
Your own fault you beta fuck. Also i bet the movie is ass
Wine tasting is pretty fun if they also serve good food like olives or cheese.
>implying wine tasting won't be a vastly more enjoyable experience
Enjoy your ultra grim dark bat of murder.
>>27348816
>go to wine tasting
>snag a bottle as soon as the opportunity arises
>leave with bottle, go to see movie and get ripped
Simple.
>>27348858
Then go see it on release day you autismal fucking cunt.
>>27348816
wine tasting is good though because she will get drunk and girls get horny when they are drunk
>>27348960
I've already said I can't, faggot. I get off work at 5 and the tasting is at 7.
>complaining that you have a gf that at least aspires to be sophisticated (if she isn't already)
Spoilt brat.
You're a fucking idiot.
The movie is playing every day, at multiple times in the day. There are numerous opportunities to go to the movie.
There is only the one wine tasting that she wants to go to.
If you can't compromise in a relationship, you have no business being in one.
>mfw I'm not taking my husband to that movie on the release date>because instead we're going to see it on Saturday at the drive-in as a double feature with Deadpool, so we can get stoned and cuddle as we watch
FUCKING NORMIE KEK GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
>>27348816
well, trust me man, the ending ain't good. The action sequence is quite okay-ish tho, but gets cheaper and cheaper later in the movie. good movie if you wanna look for some rat-a-tat pew pew pow action, but sh*t for a deep and intricate story. In fact, some of the things there feels very forced
>>27348848
what girl would want a spineless pushover?
>>27348816
lol too bad you fucking normie
superman dies anyway
Superman dies at the end he flies into the sun to kill doomsday.
The fact that you feel like her wanting to go to a wine tasting is her making you go shows that you really care about her and you're a good bf.
>>27348816
Like it will be worth seeing.
>>27348816
Explain why you're on this board despite having a gf.
Go ahead. Explain, normie.
>>27348816
how did an autistic capeshit watching pleb like you get a gf
you should be happy you basic ass fuck
>>27348997
put your fucking foot down man
>>27348816
Wine tasting is literally patrician the actual people who originated the term passed a shit load of time tasting wine.
You would rather see a movie you can see anytime in the next 3 months and is probably going to be Batman Forever tier so you can shitpost about it one day in advance.
Your dismal-autismal opinion is hereby discarded.
>jumping on the superhero movie bandwagon
your kind isnt welcome here
>>27348816
See it on Thursday instead you dumb cunt. You know on the actual premiere day.
> most normie movie ever
> gf
dude
the movie is apparently complete shit anyway
go look at the reviews it's getting, /tv/ is laughing their ass off
>>27351909
It's not like Man of Steel got great reviews either. BvS is made by the same director and writer.
>>27348816
>gf
>superhero movies
>wine tasting
>want to go with gf and bros
>prioritised gf
>she says she might not be able to go as she is not sure when she will finish work that evening
>not sure if there will even be tickets left to pick if we do go friday night
b-b-bros before hos... heh...
>>27348816
Still enjoying capeshit
