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How does /r9k/ feel about women farting?
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>>27350043
how many parts per million of a fart is fecal material?
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>>27350069

I don't think there's any data on it. Probably varies from virtually none to some considerable amount (in the case of, shall we say, "accidents").
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>>27350043
>>>/wsg/999966
It makes me wish I was dead desu with you, son.
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>>27350187

Is that from a movie or something?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMHKCTC8E8I
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>>27350187
>>27350248

I want answers, senpai.
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>>27351684
>>>/wsg/1002311
>am I shilling my own fetished webms across boards?
Yes.
>do I know exactly what it's from?
no. I don't even know what they're saying here's a full link though.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B6wikW__5eEfYVhpYkZVVGRLdk0/view
From a dutch show or something, but I don't know the context. I don't think I care though.
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>>27350043
This thread again? Google CalienteGuerra in Cali, you csn pay her to spread em and fart in your face........esc
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>>27350043
Women fart??? wtf
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>>27352300

>Google CalienteGuerra

Googled her and I got nothing bud
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>>27352656
I may have misspelled the last part I know it's slang for white girl or something like that and she is in fact very pale huge tits with pink nipples

I'm sure you will all love her
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>>27352825
Spanish slang. I don't know if I'd call that an honorific but they do all want to be white so it sort of is.
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>>27352849

Guera, that's what it was. G

Guerra means war, guera means white girl.

Might make it a point to get to California before I die, thanks for the new point on the bucket list.
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>>27352908
So then you saw her pic and you're still interested?
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>>27350394
>LordBong941 Kicks Ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i want to believe it's just satire
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I have the fetish about the girl being sick. It includes that she has some not serious ass sickness that makes her involuntarily uncontrollably fart very often. And that she is very shy and is embarrassed every time that happens, so that i need to comfort her in my fantasy and tell her that everything will be ok. And when i tell her that i imagine she disruptfully farts from time to time.
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>>27352656
>>27352908
The White War? Is it a documentary about apartheid?
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>>27352918

Yeah. She's kinda funny looking but it doesn't bother me.

Turns out she doesn't actually do the farting in person though from what I read; she does not meet fans. Oh well.
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>>27352959

It is objectively a terrible film in pretty much all ways. But the sheer ridiculousness of it (and the fact that the director is clearly a fetishist) is pretty amusing to me.
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>>27353044
Oh You found the wrong site. She doesn't meet fans but she does meet sugar daddies
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>>27352992
>imaginary gf being sick in her ass
>involuntarily uncontrollably randomly farts
>often and loudly
>she is very shy and is embarrassed every time that happens
>have to comfort her and tell her that I love her, that everything will be ok
>when I am telling her that she disruptfully farts from time to time and becomes even more embarrassed
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>>27350043
The thing I like most about girls farting is that they seem embarrassed by it. Imagine qt blushing afterward

Yes you are human and you cannot hide the truth

Is that weird?
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>>27353318

No, it's a major reason I like it too.

I like being reminded in a very noisy, visceral way that women are human and not angels, because one part of me wants me to see them as angelic beings, but the bigger part of me would rather see them as human.

A big loud fart puts her firmly into the "human" camp, really quick.
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>>27353347
" oh my god did he hear that??"
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>>27353418

The humiliated look on the face just afterwards, perfect.
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>>27352825
>I'm sure you will all love her
I know who you are...
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>>27352908
wtq sick
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I only like it on fat girls.

I'm probably weird.
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I think braap guy is this dude

> tfw no NCAA bf
> wagecuck alarm
> subway neet
> the pizza pizza

And was probably associated with minty and frailSn

Not that it's a bad thing. But there's more "a's" in braaaaaaaaaaap
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