Breakfast meme
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Like, how the fuck do you even get up and enjoy breakfast?
I always see commercials about egg mcmuffins and pancakes at IHOP and they all look ridiculously delicious.
I always have drowsiness issues in the morning and I'm nervous about placing an order. How you do it?
most people don't even have time to eat breakfast. they have to rush to work at 7am and just drink coffee until lunch
I don't understand how people can eat sugary foods and shit in the morning, I am always on the verge of vomiting if I even smell syrup.
>>25207322
I just make a bowl of cereal.
I should learn how to cook.
At least I have time.
>eat breakfast
>stomach always hurts afterward.
>>25207396
Anon will you eat eggy foods?
Does anyone eat oatmeal? I want to try the oatmeal at Burger King but don't know if it's any good?
>>25207478
After vomiting up eggs through my nose, I can't bring myself to eat much sulfur-smelling things anymore. I end up eating fruits/vegetables
Going out to eat breakfast is the most overrated thing I swear
You can literally make the same stuff at home at the same quality
>>25207609
This. Making your own eggs or cereal is quick and painless not to mention isn't gross fast food shit. How people can put up with some salty take out breakfast I'll never understand.
It doesn't take that long to make cereal or oatmeal. Going out for breakfast or coffee is a waste of money when done too much
How is the Burger King oatmeal?
I always sleep in past the Starbucks breakfast times
What do you faggots eat for breakfast? I fry 3-4 strips of thick cut bacon, drain most of the grease, then cook 2 eggs. Then I'll have a banana, glass of milk, and sometimes a bowl of granola cereal.
Monster can and preprocessed food for breakfast most of the time followed by a Marlboro red or two.
Not the healthiest but it sure is comfy.
>>25207816
If I have breakfast, it's either an egg sandwich from the deli (NYer here), or I just make a PB&J (actually a really good breakfast).
I don't think most people on /r9k/ get up before noon though so I doubt many people really eat breakfast in the traditional sense.
>>25207942
My breakfast is at like 2 in the afternoon. Then I usually eat spaghetti and frozen mixed vegetables for dinner. That's basically all I eat.
>>25207346
This. Wagecucks are in a big hurry in the morning, and most of the time all they get is coffee.
Patrician non-wagecucks can go into their favorite restaurant in the morning and enjoy their breakfast while reading early morning shitposts/the news with no pressure.
>>25207478
Dude just buy oats, pour it into a bowl with milk, then heat it for 2 mins in the microwave. Easy as fuck. Not related to you, but retards love to make oatmeal into this complicated process (like the cucks on /fit/) when it really isn't supposed to be one.
>>25207322
Breakfast being the most important meal of the day is a meme. Eat a piece of fruit or two and you're good to go; seriously though, it'll keep you sated until lunch, and just think of how many calories you save by effectively skipping that worthless meal.
>>25207322
>>25207396
Like, how is it even possible that people are different than me??? I don't even understand it!!!
>>25208019
Yeah dude exactly
>>25208032
Enjoy eating 1100 dicks in hell
Breakfast = cold pressed kale, apple, celery juice.
