>"Thanks for buying me dinner anon, but Im a Vegan, I cant eat all this!!!"
Alright, start walking home then.
>>28094310
>tfw no andro gf
why live
>>28094310
Well how about this.
>unzips dick
>>28094310
"Alright the gig is up then you cow titty!"
>unsheathe katana
>slice her in half with unimaginable telepathic ways
pretty sure this conversation would have occurred prior to ordering, but whatever
>>28094310
It's okay, we can share :3
but.... i didn't order what you wanted food for you.... and if i did you would've told me what you wanted
I would probably eat all that food anyway.
>"Ive got some meat you can eat bitch!"
*unzips dick*
*rams it into her tight clit*
>"mhhh tastey isnt it??"
>when she opens he legs in bed
>"thanks for offering but I don't eat pork, sorry"
>>28094310
>Implying any of it is for her
Did my fatness not tip you off?
>>28094310
are you a boy or a girl?
>tfw muted
>>28094410
you realize you can't penetrate a clitoris, right?
>>28094504
I think he meant urethra
>>28094380
Shh...nothing personnel kid
why didn't you tell me before we got here and bought food
