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Feels, not eels edition
>>28161269
Still smells like 2000 year old Roman piss.
First therapy session today
Post waifus
>>28161269
really hungry for a donner meat and chips lads
>got shit cards from the Hearthstone expansion
just fuck it all up famdams
>>28161489
Fuck off pakiboo, get a job
>>28161507
Why get a job when he's off to the slammer soon
Who Rocket League here?
originolii
>>28161551
>the slammer
a real blast from the past tbqh
>>28161558
Yeah I love a bit of rocket league
it's my second most played game this year
https://youtu.be/A8PhiN2-OYQ
Don't start your day job
>>28161442
Good luck with it lad, just try your best to be as honest as possible.
>>28161269
>porquenolosdos.jpeg
>tfw getting backdated bennies on Friday
H Y P E
>>28161442
>therapy
Enjoy that brainzap ammo.
>>28161442
>First therapy session today
Good luck senpai~
Think I might go clothes shopping with the waifu later desu~
dreamed about k-on again last night
in EXTREMELY dire need for a rewatch
>tired as fuck
couldn't sleep well last night, kept waking up and couldn't get to sleep in the first place for ages.
Thank fuck i only have a half day at work today.
>parents visiting on the weekend
NOT A DRILL
How to avoid the topic of failing uni?
>>28162320
Kill them and melt the bodies in acid
>>28162320
Introduce them to your bf.
>>28162320
Get a job to avert the embarrassment.
>>28162320
Make sure they dont find the urine kettle.
>Hey
>Its been a while.
>How are you?
>Text me when you get this - 07xxxxxxxxx
>Louise
>26/03/2008
I want to go back lads. I never stopped loving her, I want to do it again properly this time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWHNVwxJEeU
>I don't want to be here any more. I want to be there
>>28162428
have a job, its only basic, but its a start. Reckon its going to be a visit made up of constant asking about dept and subtle digs at how i am lazy.
>been having nightmares about how badly this will go all week
>>28162449
>implying i'd let them in my house
meet on neutral territory like a restaurant.
>>28162466
That limmy sketch always gets to me.
>>28162499
Pretend you have a shift at that time or that you need to meet up for extra group work.
Lost my virginity 2 weeks ago lads (21 y/o)
Wore a condom and barely felt anything?? Lasted long enough she had no idea I was a virgin before because of it. It wasn't the girl as she's attractive. I honestly think wanking is just as good or maybe better.
Is this real life? Have I been waiting so long for this?
>>28162320
Kek I remember when my dad used to say he'd come and visit me at uni, and take me and a couple of mates out for to a restaurant.
I always put it off, simply because I didn't have any friends to save myself the embarrassment.
>>28162533
Not really losing your virginity if you wore a condom, so you're to continue posting here.
And yes, that's what sex with a condom is like. It's shit.
>>28162533
Sex with a condom is shit. Should have slipped it off when she wasn't looking.
>>28162533
>Condom
That's almost cut-tier m8
>>28162533
Imo sex doesn't physically feel that great there's no magic "sex orgasm", but there's a major hit of good hormones when you fuck someone, makes you feel fucking great. Like when you first put it in you feel powerful for lack of a better word.
That said i've never rooted anyone bareback, maybe that does feel better.
and people still don't think this place is full of normies
>>28162646
Having a girlfriend and a job doesn't make you a normie. I still get sad sometimes.
>>28162663
this must be bait
ocococ
>>28162663
>I still get sad sometimes.
Have you considered a tumblr blog or r/depression?
>>28162663
>I still get sad sometimes
>>28162663
>Having a girlfriend and a job doesn't make you a normie.
Those are literally the two main features of a normie. Depends on what your job is though.
Saw my ex made a Facebook and messaged her after not speaking for almost four years, tempted to ask her if she wants to meet up desu since she didn't just tell me to fuck off
>>28162726
>tempted to ask her if she wants to meet up
Why? Do you want to get back with her?
>>28162663
>I still get sad sometimes.
classic normie logic
>>28162726
wouldn't if I were you matey
>>28162746
Obviously he does you dense cunt, you don't message a girl on facebook for no reason.
>>28162782
Fuck off moron, I was only wanting to keep the conversation going you cunt. I'm not the normie here talking about exs.
>>28162746
I doubt that would happen but I would like to meet up with her to talk to her and see how life's been. I wouldn't mind sleeping with her again since she had a great body when we were in a relationship but it's probably for the best that it doesn't happen.
The main reason we broke up was because it ended up hurting her every time we had sex and I'm bigger now which wouldn't help
>>28162721
tbf just having a shit job doesn't make you a normie, especially if you have no friends/gf
>>28162798
Jesus what an interminable bore you must be to talk to.
>>28162801
Fuck off, I don't care anymore knobhead.
>>28162805
That's why I said it depends on the job. Working at a supermarket isn't exactly a grand life.
>>28162805
I'd like some clarification on a burning issue if anyone is able to help.
What is the difference betwee a "wageslave" and a "wagecuck"?
>>28162814
feels bad man
>>28162780
How come?
>it's a normie problems episode
why do i even come here anymore. i'm going to go play some vidya, hopefully the robots will be up when i come back
>>28162845
issues waiting to happen
>>28162868
Seriously. What is this fucking shit. Literally asking for girl advice on fucking r9k
Fucking hell.
>>28162801
There is nothing to lose by messaging her.
If you do she either says yes which puts you in a great position to make the move or just chat, or she says no and you don't talk to her which is the same as not messaging her in the first place.
>>28162828
There isn't one really, they are synonyms as far as I'm aware
>>28162868
>>28162888
Get over it you fucking virgins. Most people here have gf/exs and sex. le forever alone is only a meme.
>tfw everyone starts talking about past relationships and you just shut up shop
>quietly chuckle at people's stories but not so much as to drag attention to yourself or prompt people to ask you about your exes
>>28162902
>he thinks they're being serious
Don't fall for this "robot" bait. They are probably sitting in their offices on 60k a year getting blown by their secretary as they post here.
>>28162902
LiteraIIy reddit
>>28162902
back to /brit/ you twat
>>28162898
This.
Although in my head I view wagecuck as someone on minimum wage, that they are getting cucked out of even making any real money from the work. Wageslave for every other job. It's not the real meaning though, just how I always saw it in my head for some reason.
>tfw you carry the team on Destiny
I'm not even any good at PvP ffs
>>28162902
It fucking isn't you mong.
Always see this posted around this time, odds are its the same wizard every time living vicariously by pretending he's a normie.
>>28162915
>>28162923
>>28162936
Take a look at the thread, you are the minority here.
>>28162936
It really is the same wanker who always posts shit like "go to wizardchan" when you call out his normtard bullshit
I got told off at work because I ordered the wrong ink cartridges. Now I can't do any work because I'm sitting here still thinking about it.
>>28162943
The same normie said, replying to 3 different people who don't want him here.
>>28162943
It's 4:1 in favour of the robots.
Sorry pal but /brit/ is the place for you.
Conflicted feels lads
Front tooth has been annoying me for 2 days now so I went to my dentist and he says nothing is wrong and gave me some penicillin. If nothing changes in 5 weeks hes going to remove the nerve.
Don't know if I should be happy that nothing is wrong or worried if it doesn't go away and have to get root canal shit.
>>28162994
You're just getting old lad. Having a nerve removed is nothing special as you get older.
Hope you're living a decent life. Your body is only going to get worse.
>>28163006
literally 20
I've got 1.48 Googly store credit lads, what should I get lads?
>>28162984
>>28162986
Where the fuck where you lads when the normie posting was rampant earlier in the thread. I could have done with some backup.
>>28162646
I love how mad actually robots get when they know that there are people on here with gfs, families, good jobs, friends and aspirations. I hope it's the push you faggots need to off yourselves instead of pissing into bottles and shitposting on a Indonesian snake hunting forum
>>28163018
I hope you fuck off to brit
>>28163016
It was mostly me mate desu just wanted to liven the thread up a bit. I do this every day around the same time.
>>28163018
>on a Indonesian snake hunting forum
LiteraIly reddit
>>28163018
>families
>>28163030
kek I was >>28162533
I made it up but I didn't really get any angry yous
>>28163027
>>28163034
MOMMY THE NORMIES ARE BACK IN MY CLUB TELL THEM TO GET OUT REEEEEEE
Funny thing is I've been here since I was 14 as an anxious overweight pussy, I'm 21 now and made the effort to change myself. If you can't use this place as live advice how to not fuck up you're doing it wrongs senpaitachi
Hate normies tbqh lads.
I never leave the house except to walk my dog or go to the job centre. I hear them and see them acting all high and mighty with their stupid fashions shit, I would like to study them more but as I said i dont leave my house often. I would like a real life friend but don't know how to get one since I don't have a job or any hobbies. I might go to an anime con or something and try and get a qt 6/10 gf with my 0 social skills.
Overall normies are cretins and should be more aware their presence significantly hurts alot of people. I wish a normie would give me help like they do with their own kind.
>>28163084
Good for you, kid. Now fuck off
>>28163018
>gf
check, 4 years now
>families
yup, not got any sprogs of my own but I'm sure we will in a year or two
>good job
currently working for a software development company, 30k a year, it's nearby and the hours are short, work from home etc. so I'd say it's great
>friends
both online and offline, regular meetups and gaming sessions, sometimes the missus hosts dinner parties
>aspirations
aside from paying off the mortgage and getting married yeah, loads of things on my bucket list
seriously you guys it's not that hard, hell I met my girl when we were still in school and we kept in touch until we sort of just hit it off, and my old man had a friend who needed a junior developer just as I came out of uni
it is literally that easy
>>28163101
Fuck off normie die
>>28163092
You'll get there lad
>>28163088
Get a job then? inb4 muh depression
>JUST
>BE
>YOURSELF
>NIKE
Just had a look at /brit/ for the first time in ages. Jesus Christ what a bunch of autistic spergos. Literally just typing nonsense at each other. You robots here are comfier to talk to.
>>28163088
Girls that go to anime conventions are not girls you want to date. I have first hand experience of this.
They go there simply to be fawned over.
Do you reckon I'd get in trouble if I wore my sainsbury badge to my job at tesco?
Think it would be worth it for the bants.
>>28163117
Ive tried getting a job, I want to do night shift stacking shelves but no one is hiring me. I don't want a normie day job because I have social anxiety.
>>28163108
jealous you loser?
>>28163148
most places only do night shifts for existing staff as its a relatively un-supervised job and they want someone they can trust whose already worked there a while so get on that ladder soon friendo
Also potentially look at cleaning work, no-one talks to the cleaners in big stores and some bosses are lenient with them with allowing headphones or a radio during shift
>>28163152
>jealous of a normtard who comes to r9k
I'm laffin
Great life you got there! :^)
ITT: We describe our nearest city or town without saying it. Other roboto amigos can have a good guess.
I start: The white chickens are hunting the orange doggos.
You are all delusional, bad people. More so than the rest of 4chan.
>the normies meme
One thing i don't get is people talk about past girlfriends and people get shitty with them, but surely people can have had a lucky root or standardless girlfriend for a while then go back onto permanant dry-patch.
Or do you only expect 30+ year old wizards to be allowed in this thread.
>>28163215
k, then you wouldn't mind fucking off then?
>>28163215
Dunno m8 my nan read /pol/ a few months ago and died of cancer just last week. Coincidence? No way
>>28163228
t. normie in denial
if you're ever in a position for even a chance to get a gf you're a normie
>>28163211
bus shelter always stinks of piss, no real landmarks, by the sea ugliest fucking shopping center in the UK on the main road in and generally feels a decade or so behind the rest of the UK. People there are generally pretty friendly though.
Lads I'm just glad I'm not a normie.
If your a normie your next life is going to be shit.
>>28163228
You can literally go anywhere you want and it's full of wankstains shitting up the place with talk of their shitty GFs/Exs. It is literally the same level as mongoloid parents talking about their little fuck trophies at every opportunity
You find 1 place that frowns on that, and what happens?
>hey guys, need advice about my GF/ex/girl!!!
This thread is what happens when you drag that shit into it.
>>28163243
>>28163263
Fair enuff'
>>28163211
>South of England
>seaside town
>it's got a massive pier
>holds 8 world records
>has a funfair/theme park + aquarium
>used to be a popular tourist destination during Victorian times, now not so much
>high street full of shit
>area one side of the high street is council >housing and shit estates
>other side is million pound properties
>>28163253
Newcastle? OriginaleOregano
>>28163282
bournemouth
>>28163282
Brighton? OriginalePaprika
>mfw the robots are getting btfo
get fucked virgins, this our place now.
>>28163282
Brighton?
/origional comment/
>>28163288
wrong end of the country lad, closer to pasty land than scotland.
>>28163306
>>28163309
>>28163316
afraid not lads, I didn't want to mention it because it gives it away too easily
it's got the longest pleasure pier in the world
>>28163335
dover
>>28163335
SOUTHEND DESU SENPAI
>>28163370
we have a winner
orgiinallylglgllg
>southend
south of england
fuck offm8
>>28163211
>South of England
>At least 3 other robots are from there
>Nothing interesting
>Nearest "neighbours" are an island voted one of the worst places to live in the UK
>>28163211
Hills, Mills and Pakis
>>28163375
Stand on the pier lad, I'll go to Sheerness and give you a wave
>>28163328
Are you Torquay?
>>28163211
Used to be in Surrey but is now in London.
>>28163381
yeah fair enough, it's South East
I've played you all like a fiddle
sorry lads
>>28163394
fuck that lad, the place is a deathtrap, it sets on fire every other week
>>28163393
Derby desu
fuck you lads going to finish naruto lads, watched ~90 episodes over 5 days already
absolute madman me
>>28163211
Poshest city north of Oxford
>>28163422
No need for the insult at the beginning m8 rather insulting. Join our game before you go
>>28163426
Durham?
>>28163426
Buckingham?
>>28163439
Fair guess but no
>>28163448
Way colder
>Was birthday yesterday
>only my internet friends said happy birthday
>one bought me a steam game, the other (grill) sang me happy birthday on skype
>real life people didn't even acknowledge it
looks like i'm gonna get more reclusive lads
>>28163453
Harrogate?
York?
Edinburgh?
Sheffield?
>>28163480
Edinburgh, ding ding ding
On second thought, St Andrews and Durham are probably posher
>>28163494
Very noice m8. Love Edinburgh
>>28163404
Croydon?
Richmond?
>>28163417
Nah, further North West
>>28163494
I like Edinburgh, only scottish town I don't feel like i'm gonna get raped in
I live in shitty midlands
it's snowing again
>>28163522
Nothing wrong with Midlands ssnpai nobody guest my city with the white chickens chasing the orange doggos. Maybe you can get it.
>>28161701
Never met someone dumb enought to fall for a pyramid scheme, GGWP
>>28163467
>one bought me a steam game, the other (grill) sang me happy birthday on skype
I've never had anything like that happen to me you lucky bastard.
>>28162320
You want my advice? Total honesty, it's better that they find out through you rather than from your tutor..
>>28163511
Kingston
I wonder how long it will be before all of Surrey is consumed.
>>28163522
C O V E N T R Y ?
O
V
E
N
T
R
Y
?
Why can't people accept Steven Avery killed Teresa?
>>28163626
If he didn't, who did? Nobody else had a motive.
It's OJ all over again.
I used to contemplate life, get all philosophical about why I'm here, and whats the point..
I got to the stage where I just saw humans as bacteria living on a ball of mud, I thought we're all pieces of shit and nothing we'll ever achieve matters..
I nearly killed myself, what kept me going was thinking of how my friends/family would think, how they'd feel..
I couldn't go through with it, knowing how much pain i'd cause the people I care about..
After a few months of therapy I worked out what keeps me going, it's making my loved ones happy, I could never hold down a relationship, I probably never will until I stop being so bitter about third wave feminism..
I make the people I care about happy, and I play video games..
Maybe some day things will change but that's all I do, I work for my parent in their company, and I work my arse off..
I spend a lot of time with my family and that makes me feel some emotion from time to time..
Baby steps right?
>>28163211
The Vegas of England, people come here to get fucked up on MCAT and jump off our famous bridge..
>>28163639
No one mate. Steven Avery is a bloke with a low iq who thought he was gonna become a millionaire and could have anything he wanted because he was above the law because they couldn't touch him after the wrong conviction. He wanted Teresa she said no so he did what he wanted anyway.
>>28161701
Wonder if he posts here.
>>28163676
Butlins
>>28163687
He seems more like a reddit person desu. Probably posts on the politics subreddits there.
>>28163676
Brighton, and it's a pier not a bridge.
>>28163659
I like how people just spill their purse all over feels threads, it's kind of saddening to me though because it's clear we're the only ones who know about this guys pain.
I hope venting on 4chan works for you faggots!
>>28163400
close, plymouth lad, thought it was obvious with the ugly as shit shopping center
>>28163708
Nope, Guess again..
Oh and it's a big bridge, the night life in this city is big, the girls wear basically nothing on a night out, even when it's snowing..
>>28163713
I had never heard of that m8 but I do now cheers senpao
>>28163694
Good guess, but no.. You'd probably associate this city with football hooliganism and night clubs.
>>28163659
A suicidal Nihilist? What a surprise...
>>28163751
>>28163731
If that ain't Newcastle you need to move mate.
>>28163788
DING DING DING! We have the right answer.
>>28163659
>never will until I stop being so bitter about third wave feminism..
Is this bait?
>>28163101
>i got ridiculously lucky - everything just fell into my lap
>its really easy guys, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Just fuck off
Who Hearthstone here? Got any sweet cards?
No, I'm not Poleaboo
>>28163147
Turncoat.
fuck off robot
>>28163282
Worthing?
tory central that
getting out of hospital today lads
>>28164150
come fight me near h&m
>>28164231
so you're a female now congrats lad
>>28164253
Well I did get a tube down my dick so halfway there
>>28164300
what was you in for lad?
>>28164348
Lung infection hit me bad and my heart rate went 2x normal so had to go to intensive care
>>28163676
blackpool?
My mum's got my wallet in her car and there is literally no money in the house. I found a 50p in my jeans pocket, what can I buy that will fill me up until teatime? I'm absolutely starving.
>>28164391
A bag of donuts from Asda is the only thing I can think of.
>>28164123
>playing blizzard p2w games
Fuck off.
>>28163676
Scarborough
Oc
>>28164113
>working hard learning to code
>hurrr jus luck
>>28164413
>coding is hard
>>28164391
You take money from your mums wallet?
>>28164400
Good shout lad, I'll check the reductions as well.
>>28164388
Since when does Blackpool have a famous bridge?
>>28164451
Since when did anywhere outside of California have a famous bridge?
>>28164422
Then learn it and get a job. Where I work we're having to import literal fresh off the boat pajeets because fuck all english people know how to code.
>>28164401
>p2w games
Only if you're a fucking scrub who can't play arena.
>>28164487
Good goy, keep shilling those blizzard games! Preorder a copy of Overwatch today!
>>28164433
No, it's in my coat pocket which I left in her car. I'm guilty of many things, but nicking money from my mum would be a new low.
>>28164500
>stop liking games that I don't like!
Sorry /v/, can't do that.
>>28164508
>tfw nicked 400 pounds from my mum
haven't spent any of it though. probably going to put it back. maybe, don't know if i will. it's a easy 400
>>28164485
>doesn't understand green arrows
Is this literally your first day on 4chan?
>>28164550
I'm fighting your point about it being 'luck' you lazy cunt.
>>28164565
And I'm calling you a prat for saying "working hard to learn code" when any retard can learn it. Even women can do it.
>>28164588
Then go do it senpai.
>>28164533
Put it back and hope she doesn't notice. My sister stole money from my mum and she's never trusted her since. It's Jeremy Kyle tier behaviour.
>>28164591
I already can
You're clearly missing the point here
>>28164533
That's low mate, if she finds out she'll not only never trust you again but suspect you in future.
>>28164690
im sure she already knows, it's been a month since i got the cash. hasn't said anything
>>28164695
Don't come here looking for us to tell you it's ok to steal off your mum and then get shirty when you don't like the answers you're given.
Put it back you fucking prick.
>tfw no never go outside gf to go outside with
>>28164724
what anon said
>>28164740
>blatantly a guy
wouldn't say no to a blowie though lad
>>28164740
loooks like a trap to me
>>28164724
will you give me 400 pounds if i do? not all of us are rich
>>28164760
obvious bait is obvious
28164760
>>28161442
>I accidentally typed briteel instead of britfeel
I am a failure and should never make any threads ever again.
>tfw when the Mandy wears off
>Gemma feels a tit after trying it on with me last night and my pillywilly let her down
>Aziz has gone for his shift at Primark
>Ryan's gone back to his girlfriend's house
Feel proper lonely haha
>>28164786
that wasnt my post desu
i will put it back when she goes out. im sure she knows though but hopefully will see that its back. like i said i haven't spent any of it as i've been in two minds about it
>>28161701
>I fell for a nigerian prince-tier scam
>It's capitalism's fault
>>28164871
Yes but it's capitalism that encourages this behaviour.
>>28164828
you shouldn't have took it in the first place
>>28164828
It would be better to come clean and hand it back to her yourself.
whats the discord server again
>>28164123
Poleaboo hopes everyone got something good in their Whispers of the Old Gods packs
Playing Evolution Shaman
>>28164979
>Evolution
That's a new one.
>tfw you can only download rubbish games on steam because your laptop is a piece of shit that can barely play Rome Total War without crashing
>tfw you actually find some good games that are cheap and run really smoothly,
Currently playing a "gladiator ludus" sim that is pretty good. Simple interface, no action scenes, but really fun
>injured pidgeon in the back garden that cant fly
>dont know what to do
;_; help please
>>28165035
Emulation will save you. The SNES has some smashing games on it.
>wake up
>pull down pants
>penis isn't circumcised
feels pretty good to be britbong
think of the little things lads
>>28164979
Playing Absolute Madman Mage with this guy.
Basically just spam as many spells as you can until you can summon him and then watch the chaos unfold.
Sometimes he absolutely wrecks your opponent. Other times he will throw 3 fireballs into your face, freeze your other minions, turn himself into a sheep and then kill himself.
It's hilarous, I'm having so much fun, best legendary in the expansion.
>>28165044
RSPB.
>>28165044
it's literally a rat of the sky
just stamp on its head and let it die quick
>sat at home playing FM two summers ago
>still in school
>friend phones up
>asks if I want to go round to his and smoke de herb
>sperg out and dont say anything for ages because i never get invited out and have never smoked weed
>eventually say yes
>shitting it as i walk round
>bunch of people there
>really quiet, dressed like a pathetic robot, dont know what to do
>first puff of weed and i basically collapse, have to go to the bathroom
>they are probably laughing at me but i dont notice
>eventually return to the group, say almost nothing the rest of the night
>walk home
>have never been invited out to anything by anyone since that night
Every time people talk about weed I reflexively cringe.
Can anyone else pinpoint the exact moment their life slipped through their fingers?
>>28165044
Take it into your house
make a little splint for its wing out of wood
let it suckle from your breast until fully recovered
>>28165055
He looks like fun, considering crafting him since I have 5k dust
But I'm also missing Ysera/Grom/Rag/Geddon though that's it for the playable legos
Kinda was Onyxia for Evolution too
>>28165074
In secondary school when I stopped hanging out with my socially acceptable group of friends and started hanging out in the library with the anime lads.
My social skills disappeared within weeks and before long all I talked about was runescape and Jap cartoons.
Belfastbot here, just woke up to a car alarm and children screaming outside, goddamn it I want to sleep, no food in the house and 6noop in the pocket
Still poor af, still potentially homeless. Hows you day going?
>>28165074
when my gf of 9 years left me
>inb4 reee normie
>>28165145
I actually did the reverse, hung out with the weird lads at first and then graduated to the semi-normies.
The problem is that I ended up alienated from both groups, as I abandoned the robots, and was too weird for the normies.
Ended up as I am now, with not a friend in the world.
>>28165165
Nah that's fair enough, suppose I was something of a normie once myself.
Why did she leave you?
>>28165181
wasn't earning enough money to keep her happy
>>28165193
Fuck man, she sounds pretty materialistic, but that's no consolation after 9 years.
>>28164740
as attractive as some of them can be, theyre just bitches in clothing.
>theyre all edgy fucks
>theyre not interested unless you look the same as them
>theyre all in permanent bitch mode
>theyre usually just chavs in different clothing to get attention, theyre not actually goths.
to many negative things vs any good virtue
>>28165054
>little things
you have a small peepee lad?
>>28165200
yeah she was but doesn't stop me missing her
>>28165204
No!
I just mean, look at the good things in life no matter how small they may be
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W h. E. N
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Drividing
he got HD AD
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>>28165218
>no matter how small they may be
Sounds like you have a small peepee
>>28161701
I actually look like this guy and it makes me suicidal everytime I look in the mirror.
I don't think any amount of therapy is going to somehow change how I feel about myself.
>>28165258
thats some bad luck lad tbqh
>>28164508
I don't think he was suggesting stealing,
I think he was saying, borrow the money, then when you get your coat back when she comes back, put the money back from your wallet.
>>28165242
DELETE THIS
I'll have you know I'm 5 inches, that's not small
>>28161701
https://youtu.be/voCE_LjG3zE
>>28165303
I genuinely thought this was another youtube autist. then I saw comedy in the corner.
think I might watch this
>>28165338
Poleaboo watched it when it was airing
Not very good and the critics dismissed it too
Define Stacey
Do you sound like him?
https://youtu.be/HJA73NkU5ak
>>28165258
>>28165355
Stacey is a 1973 exploitation film directed by Andy Sidaris. Half the budget was provided by Roger Corman for his New World Pictures the rest was raised by Sidaris. It was re-released in 1975 as Stacy and Her Gangbusters.
>>28165278
Better post pics as proof lad, or I'll just have to assume your peepee is so small you're basically a ladette
>>28165355
Any female that agitates my >tfw no gf
>>28165362
No I got to a point where I realised my autisticness and was able to act normal to not be bullied. voice is still quite monotone tho.
>>28164533
scum Tbh
blox
>>28165058
>>28165070
>>28165104
mummy suggested calling the rspca, we did and weve got the bird in a little box in the garden and gave him some bread, the rspca should try to pick him up at some point
>>28165493
RSPB are the are RSPCA for birds, stupid.
>>28165567
i just wanted to let mummy handle it since im too scared to use phones and she called the rspca
but that would be homosex
>>28165567
Thought the RSPB just ran wildlife reservations and shit
>>28165595
Sharing your penis with another man is the least gay thing you can do lad. It's proving your masculinity
>unless you want us all to think you have a small peepee...
>>28165575
>>28165604
RSPB are robbing bastards anyway.
Thought I was doing some good a few years ago by paying for a kit to attract birds to the garden and thought my brothers kids would love being able to watch them and shit.
Waited a month for the kit to arrive and it never did. Phoned them and they said they had sent it and I would need to pay again for another one, never gave me my money back either. Woman was proper rude on the phone, told me that it wasn't her problem and that I needed to buy another one or just get over it.
>>28165604
>>28165567
RSPB dont deal with stuff like that, they suggest calling the RSPCA
>>28165575
http://www.pigeon-aid.org.uk/pa/html/feeding_the_pigeon.php
>>28161442
my throat really hurts and i have a bad cold. But this will not stop me.
>>28165493
>Bread
You fucking idiot
you're not supposed to feed birds bread mate, it swells up in their stomachs and makes then feel more full than they really are. It can kill birds
Their stomachs can explode if you feed them shit like rice and bread because it just expands past their stomachs capacity
>>28165727
nah it's fine for ducks to eat bread mate
>>28165727
You sound like rabbit lad
Hope you aren't him
come on then lads
come on then
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
lads lads lads lads lads
>8 years old
>girls are minging
>bet my step-dad that I won't kiss a girl before I'm 18
>he will pay me 100 bong if I don't, i pay him the same is i get a kiss before then
>couldn't bring myself to claim the money
Who else /realisedlooksaren'tactuallythat important/ here? I'm 5/10 at best and still do fine with girls, it's literally all about first impressions and charisma
>>28165748
I'm rabbit lad. He has a point
Stop abusing animals.
>>28165727
Rice is absolutely fine for birds, since they naturally eat it raw straight from the paddies.
Bread is fine as long as it is not the only thing that they are eating, similar to a human being able to eat rabbit, but dying eventually if that is all you eat.
Humans have been making bread for 30,000 years, so I assume that birds have been at it for that long too since they seem to love it.
If it was that harmful and birds were stupid enough to love something that killed them, they wouldn't have lasted very long.
Snopes is right at the tips of your fingers. 15 seconds to check before you post idiocy.
>inb4 Hurr durr I was only pretending to be a fucking idiot... got you guiz good!
>>28165805
Charisma is synonymous with looks
An ugly charismatic guy is a creep.
>>28165775
Wow that's weird. I had the same thing with my dad except it was only 20 quid and if I had at least 1 gf by age 20. Need to charge interest for late payment 5 years and counting.
WHATS THE FUCKING DISCORD SERVER NIGGERS
>>28165839
Well I'm not telling you now if you're going to have that attitude....
>>28165814
>I believe everything I read on snopes
>If it was that harmful and birds were stupid enough to love something that killed them, they wouldn't have lasted very long.
Sounds like humans and heroin
>>28165839
there is no britfeel discord
>>28165150
I heard you can get comfy earplugs on amazon senpai.
>>28165869
there is no britfeeI discord ?
How can I stop these fucking BPD moodswings?
I'm so sick of being so miserable and suicidal I can't fucking move then crying with laughter within an hour, then repeat.
Literally been back in the house under an hour, and have to go back out
JUUUUUUUUUUUST
>>28165961
You know the answer to that.
JUST
BEE
YOURSELF
>>28165961
Do something productive, find a hobby, start going to the gym?
I wouldn't say I have BPD or my symptoms are as serious as yours but I find keeping myself occupied stops the suicidal thoughts
>tfw remembering school and realising how many of your teachers were probably paedos
We had at least 3 who would find ways to touch kids inappropriately. One of them used to walk around at break time giving out free hugs to girls
>>28165961
why don't you just stop being sad? :) just smile, it's not hard! :D
>>28166004
I've tried the first two but I don't know who I am or what I like. I'm not going to a gym.
I try distract myself with shit but I randomly zone out and feel like I'm floating away, then I realise how fucking stupid the idea of distracting myself for 30years is and want to off myself even more.
had a second interview at a job yesterday. like a phase 2. they said we are just 4-5 people left for the job.
will find out the next days.
those phase interviews are weird. what if you do one great and the other one not so good because of reasons?
..
>>28166008
My teachers were fucking mongs. Probably why they became teachers
>>28165824
Nah, I know a few guys who are fine despite their looks. You only come off as creepy because of a lack of social awareness, not because you look like a toad
>>28166008
>form tutor runs her fingers through my hair
>and again
>"Your hair's lovely, Anon"
>"t-thanks Miss"
>tfw hair cucked her baldy husband
I think we were nonce free at our school though. There was a young teaching assistant who would be more or less sexually harassed by all the girls in form though. That's a reverse noncing I suppose.
>>28166148
>Having teenager pussy harassing you
Fucking Chads
>>28166008
We had a couple of rumours going around:
>pencil dropping english teacher who spoke with a lisp
>maths teacher who had used to stroke your back while he explained things
>female teacher who got fired for some unexplained reason and everyone said it was because she had sex with students
The last one turned out to be true. I never got to have sex with her though.
>>28166148
My hairdresser does that shit far too much
Like yeah she gets paid to mess with my hair but last time she spent 5 whole minutes drying my hair and running her fingers through it and chatting about how thick it is, I don't even have long hair I get a 3 at the sides
There was a point where she sprayed me with the water and there was a droplet at the end of my nose, and she wiped it away with her finger. Was genuinely creeped man
>>28166207
I had a history teacher with massive knockers who got the sack because she got her tits out in class for the 6th formers on their last day of school and then had a three some at their social
Don't wanna seem like a fedora tipper but if that was a male teacher he'd be in prison man
>>28166227
Is she fit?
My orthodontist was an old wifey with massive tits that would rub against my head when she was working on my teeth.
>>28166277
>orthodontist
GTFO YANK
>>28166292
>implying braces weren't NHS funded for fucking years
>>28166008
I had one who was fired and banned for trying to fug two girls through text. It happened in my last year.
I then go to my first year of uni studying law and I shit you not he was there.
>>28166311
>braces
GTFO YANK
>>28166318
It's a travesty that teachers aren't allowed to have sex with their pupils. It's literally the only perk that the job has.
>>28166332
>Having to watch your crush get dicked down by a taller, richer, more successful man every day
Nation of Elliot Rodgers
>>28166338
>Having to watch your crush get dicked down by a shorter, poor, spotty little brat every day
>Getting cucked by a kid whose balls haven't dropped
>>28166338
>Elliot Rodgers
GTFO YANK
Lads, I've figured out a great trick to get women interested in you. It's so simple and all it takes a minute amount of acting ability.Pretend you have a girlfriend.
As soon as I brought her up the girls at work were instantly more attracted to me, they would begin conversations with me and laugh at my jokes. Use the jealousy that drives women against them, exploit this fundamental flaw in their programming and you will be getting laid in a matter of days (when the girlfriend is out of course *wink*).
>>28166381
No one would believe me if I said that though, they would see through my lie and find me even more pathetic
>>28166292
>>28166329
I think you're broked, Anon.
Hard reset required.
Dropping out of uni lads
Is it too late to become a robot? I don't talk to pretty much anyone but I'm not a virgin
>>28166404
Photoshop some fake pictures of you and a supermodel for facebook, that usually works.
>>28166414
The majority of normies do not attend university.
You've had sex so the thread for you is >>>/int/brit ; this thread is strictly for virgins.
>>28166414
It's never too late pal
Haven't wanked in two weeks, would citalopram kill your sex drive? Seems to be since I started taking it I can't even get hard anymore
>>28166458
I just have to abstain from sex with girls the rest of my life yeah? Or are prostitutes ok? Is permissible to work a minimum wage job, or is NEEThood mandatory?
Gym faggots
What's your height / weight? How much do you OHP/Press/Squat/deadlift?
Looked at /Fit/ and they're all fucking madmen so I have no idea if mine is average or I'm still a weak faggot
>>28166488
Yeah. SSRI are fucking cancer. Most meds are honestly.
Is it even helping you with your problems?
Lads, I dress in pretty much sports wear.
Track tops, polo shirts and sports trainers.
>tfw think I might be a chav, minus the friends, banter and able to live on a giro.
>>28166488
Citalopram killed my ability to have boners for about a month. As long as you're not a normie (assuming you aren't cause antidepressants) that shouldn't be too much of a problem. Think of all the things you can achieve while not masturbating.
>>28166509
72kg, 187cm. 1pl8 ohp, 1.5pl8 bench, 2pl8 squat and ~2.5pl8 diddylift
No idea why every lift apart from ohp is shit, guess I'm just unbalanced.
>>28166509
5'2" 98lbs
40 ohp
290 leg press
135 squat
155 deadlift
>>28166542
Nah you're not. I dress like that too because it's comfy and feels good.
>>28166509
6'2" 190lbs 12% bf
OHP lmao1pl8 3x8
Bench: lmao2pl8 3x8
Squat: lmao 2.5pl8 5x8
Deadlift: lmao3pl8 1RM
>>28166542
If you live on a giro then yeah, you're a chav.
>elder brother comes to visit me at uni
>girls i live with are flirting with him
>he is 36 and married
>drives a jag xkr, has a literal ten wife, 6'3, blue eyed, patek watch, eats chads for breakfast
>takes me out with his alpha friends
>they have a box for the football and private rooms in the best clubs
>they're talking about women
>they treat them all like shit
>All of them have wives and at least one girlfriend
>money clips, cocaine, slick back hair, stories of skiing in Zurs and Davos, all fashionable and perfect
>army officers, investment bankers, a pro rugby player
>they seduce some girls
>"give" me one
>she seems nice
>really get to know her
>go back to her apartment
>have sex
>brother texts me saying "i cant believe you fuck ugly girls like that sort it out hahahaha we were trying to trick you but you went for it"
>i have fallen in love with some one night stand
>they consider her subhuman
>they're probably out again fucking 9s and calling them pigs
It's not only girls who are cruel m8s
>>28166581
you ok there mate seems you got the giggles
>>28166611
Wasn't this the storyline from Fresh Meat?
>>28166573
That's exactly why I do it. Especially brands like fila, lacoste and fred perry. So cosy, so comfy, so nice.
>>28166587
I don't. I work an 8.30 an hour job, 40 hours a week and hardly get by after rent etc, no idea how they do it.
>>28166611
Pics of your brother and his mates. Blur faces or whatever. Let's see their suits and slicked back hair
Are trousers supposed to come up to your navel?
>>28166687
>implying i am going to risk that
Yeah I really want to ruin my brothers marriage.
>>28166699
no your waist
>>28166509
My best lifts were:
OHP 40kg
Bench 55kg
Squat 85kg
Deadlift 110kg
I stopped because gym was too expensive though
>>28166509
5'10"
63 kg
OHP - 35kg
Bench - 50kg
Squat - 80kg
deadlifts -100kg
>>28166738
26 quid a month for my spot, and I buy whatever protein powder is on offer on Amazon so it's usually 5kg for like 25 quid which lasts a couple months
Not too bad mate
>>28166839
>meme powder
Account deleted, more wasted time.
>>28166859
I use weight gainer tbqh because I was a skeleton when I started and needed to gain weight but had zero appetite
Can confirm it works, was 8.5 stone 1.5 years ago and am 11.5 stone now
>>>/fit/
Take this shit OUT you dumb homoerotic failed normies
>>28166932
This.
If you can use a gym you are literally normie. Fuck off.
>>28166997
>>28166932
How is going to a gym normie at all?
You are literally sat by yourself lifting weights for an hour, it's pretty fucking robot.
>>28167035
>You are literally sat by yourself
Exercise is the most boring fucking thing on the planet. No idea how people do it.
>>28167035
>out in public
>people seeing you in a very intimate setting
>exercising
>affording it
It's normie mate, no way around that.
>>28167068
Well yeah you are unless you go with a mate
Nobody fucking talks to each other in the gym besides "do you mind if I use search weights " and "mate can I plug my phone into the radio because if I hear 60 years one more time I'm going to shit and stamp in it"
>tfw 200 word essay due in 2 weeks time
kill me lads
>>28167130
>2014 +2
>having friends
--
>>28167176
can do that in a couple of hours easy
>>28167176
>5 letter essay due by 2068
I dunno how I'm going to make it mate, I'm at my wits end I really am
>>28167176
>4 syllable word due for 2554 AD
its ogre
>>28167191
its a joke m8y
>finished up temp job
>wey not kept on
>I'm a decent worker just they couldnt keep anyone on
>have to apply for job seekers/dole
>feel like a fucking leech doing so
it hurts anons, I feel like more of a loser than usual
>also having to hide my loserness feelings with normies at work, feeling more like mr robot.
>acting like a lad
>when your girlfriend is super horny so you go at it raw
>only after you finish do you realise she's on her period
Grim lads. Takes ages to clean up.
just realised i hate david walliams especially his voice
Alright lads, some chavs setup a weed den near my house, sick of my street being chav central because of it tommorow morning I'm going to go vandalize it my plan is set the tree swing on fire - blow up the den then set fire to it and maybe do some spray painting, what should I spray paint?
>>28167368
your name and address
28167368
>>28167368
>what should I spray paint?
"poo poo pee pee #reddit :P"
>>28167368
your name, address and phone number
Because the likelihood of you actually doing anything besides watching out of your window is literally zero
>>28167368
something in arabic
>teacher asks me what I'm doing next year when college is over
>laugh and tell her trying to stay out of my room
>really trying not to hang myself
>>28167416
She fucking knows, anon.
I hate those questions too.
>>28167407
This. Add an ISIS flag too.
>>28167238
I'm doing a temp job now. They are training me to do other things after I cleared the backlog of what they wanted me to do but I'm still worried I won't get taken on.
>>28167416
>left school last year
>careers advisor phones up to check up on me for a survey
>asks about my job
>"and what do you do outside of work?"
She sounded so disgusted when I answered
no work until 2:30pm tomorrow
time to drinking lads
>>28167238
>>28167512
>Falling for the temp worker meme
Anon, you do know...right?
>>28167536
Literally the only sniff at work I have had since I graduated last June. I know it's shit but it's the only chance I've gotten.
Got a Sikh guy driving for us now and he is the coolest fucking guy.
>Always really upbeat and laughing
>if we get stuck and ask for help even after his shift ends he's just like "ok haha"
>apologised like crazy because he had a doctors appointment today and had to take off for an hour, even came in with a cuppa and some biscuits for me afterwards
>he comes into the office sometimes and brings me food his wife makes because I am not allowed to leave the office for 8-10 hours a day and he says that I need good home made food
>I've only known the guy for about a month and he invited me to his daughters wedding this morning
Chillest guy I have ever met and really nice.
Sikh's are absolute bro tier.
>>28167531
>"and what do you do outside of work?"
>"oh, I shitpost on chinese cartoon boards all day and masturbate to little girls."
>"..."
>"h-hello?"
>>28167593
you're not fooling anyone with your blog post panjeed
your coworkers hate you and you do can not drive an automobile
>>28167531
>phone interview
>"Ok, to relax you I'll ask the first question which is unassessed: What everyday activities do you enjoy?"
>uh... eating... sleeping... uhm... video games I guess if that counts as every day...
>...
>uh... do you want me to say when I'm done or...
I think it was assessed because I didn't get the job.
>>28167531
They're in no position to judge, everyone of them are stealing a living.
>>28167635
it always is
they just say that shit to try and trick you
Poleaboo just had a wank to this:
https://youtu.be/-VjMsw09MTQ
Had a shower yesterday because of shopping
having shower tomorrow because of therapist
fml
>>28165054
>wake up
>pull down pants
>phimosis penis
feels bad being a britbong who nobody told the skin is supposed to pull back till I learned myself at like 17
>>28167711
Could you share a picture? I really like phimosis.
>>28167711
that happened to me as well. the smeg was real
What if I told you anon reading this
that I am fapping to you right now
I am fapping to each and every autistic /brit/ post in this thread and I am not even anglo
When you sleep in a different bed for the first time, half your brain stays awake.
http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v397/n6718/full/397397a0.html#B1
>>28167723
Yeah, seconding what this anon said.
>>28167723
t-too s-shy
>>28167724
I can't even begin to imagine, it can smell quite bad, I've never even gotten close to pulling it back and i'm turning 23 in 2months
told the doctor last time i went and he just told me to stretch it, tried and there has been a bit of progress but its still way too far from pullable.
>>28167724
>Tfw peeling off the layers of crust in the bath as a 13yr old
>Tfw strange arousal but also extreme sensitivity
>>28167757
I could probably sign up to some obscure porn company and have a girl eat all my smega buildup like that one with the asians on efukt
>>28167757
Would you email it to me then please?
>>28167757
had it for a while when I was younger lad.
>get in a nice hot bath and pull it back as far as you can, not so much that it hurts.
>repeat until it can be retracted
that's how I managed it. Took about two-three weeks of hot baths to get it sorted.
>>28167757
You should get cut lad. In general, sensitivity doesn't go down much, and wanking is all the same.
>>28167896
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
LMAO!!!! ANON!!!! You Bloody beleiuve THAT!!! HABAGAHA
>>28167757
Took me 6 months to fix my phimosis when I was 23. I had a pretty severe case though.
The real progress came when I stretched 3x a day for 15 minutes each.
Getting a boner sucked though, because pulling it dries the skin out and you can't stretch against until it becomes naturally moist so it's a waste of a stretching session
>>28167896
I'll tell that to the GP, I'm so autistic i'm going to bullet point all my problems and hand him the paper with it all on so I don't have to speak
>>28167891
been trying all sorts of shit stretches for years but its really bad still
>>28167920
be autistic all you want, got cut a year ago and I'm loving it.
>>28167932
how sevre? I bought into all the wonder stories of fixing it through stretching but i've barely had any progress
I can't even see the head of my penis when flaccid when pulled fully back
>>28167711
Holy shit me too, I remember watching porn and thinking wow their dick holes are much smaller than mine, didn't realise they were circumcised and just thought I had a weird ass dick
>One day my Cum has orange chunks in it
>Wot
>Realise my foreskin should be able to retract fully
>Gradually peel it back over the course of a few weeks
>Smeg city
Man it was satisfying clearing all that shit out
>>28167765
Imagine being 17, after years of wanking it. Took me months to get rid of it and the smell was horrid, but it was a cathartic experience
>>28167988
Like < 1cm opening when flacid. Couldn't even fit 1 finger in. Had to do the "pull back as far as possible" for a month until I could stretch it properly using 2 fingers
Everyone who can't do it through stretching half-asses it and skips days, or even weeks at a time. Multiple times a day, for 10+ minutes. Every day. Skipping days sets you back
>go to work
>consider suicide all day
How does anyone manage to be happy with the feeling of working for someone else, having a boss who can just fire you on a whim? I know it sounds like some edgy teenager shit but I'm wondering how anyone can feel happy being a pawn for "the 1%".
Would you rather be fat
or skeleton skinny
>>28168124
I work for a small family business and they are the nicest people I will probably ever work for, It doesn't feel like I'm working when i am at work
>>28168124
Just take heart in the knowledge that the revolution is coming, and everything that they took from you will be repaid in blood
>>28168142
Skeleton skinny. I'm almost there anyway and eating > not eating.
>Oi, fatboy! Go on, trousers down!
>>28167355
good job on getting your red wings
>>28168142
People definitely have more respect for fat people I'd say
Like if you see a fat person in the gym you think "good job, stick at it"
If you see a skinny bastard in the gym you just think what a faggot
I don't really know how to describe it but I just want life to stop happening to me
I don't think I want to die but I just avoid all stress, procrastinated all through school and uni..I don't have any real-life goals I just want to be left alone and NEET it up forever
I'm just trying to distract myself until I die
>>28168243
>I'm a lazy cunt with no ambition
>>28168275
sorry for offending you i'll get to the rat race right away
>>28168193
Get to fuck you vile, southern, wench.
*northerns along my way*
Some days I feel very normie and like I belong on /brit/ more than here but then I go there and it's just full of dickheads arguing about politics.
Can't even find somewhere I belong in this swamp.
Isn't it great that we live in an age where porn is on youtube?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDz7JGraiqw
>>28168173
Thanks anon, that makes me feel a lot better.
I'm looking forward to seeing TTNG later but then I remember hanging out with my ex's friends and one of them was wearing a TTNG t-shirt. Really hope none of them are there tonight. Especially as I'll be on my own
>>28168355
Yes, good goy, fall for the revolution meme ;-)
>sunny, raining and snowing all at the same time
>its almost May
This country really is shit
Lads, can anybody recommend a good malt whisky for a gift? Got to be honest, I'm struggling a bit here and I don't know what the fuck I'm looking at. Cost isn't an issue if it's good but no taking the piss as I'm not made of money.
>>28168456
Had some Glenmorangie when I was in Scotland, it's very expensive (just shy of 100 quid a bottle) but it's the best whisky I've had. Had a couple of measures of it, not a botle.
>>28168496
>>28168456
>Had some Glenmorangie when I was in Scotland, it's very expensive (just shy of 100 quid a bottle)
Glenmorangie standard will set you back about 40 bong from any of the big supermarkets, maybe 30-35 if there is a deal on. Used to drink it with my grandad all the time, have half a bottle in my pantry.
Glenmorangie Signet is absolutely lush and will probably be about 100-130 depending on where you get it from, worth it in my opinion though
>>28168456
do they like their whisky peaty?
They sure start 'em early in the states.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36152462
>>28168598
yes, peaty.
>>28168567
Glenmorangie was an option, the ten year old bottle but I wanted something slightly more special. I can get a bottle for 26 at the moment which is a bargain but a bit cheap imo. The Signet is nice but I don't want to risk 120 on something they might not like. Anymore info on it?
>>28168693
lol wogs am i rite
>>28168456
William Grants Scotch Whisky is under a tenner at Tesco. They won't care, it's the thought that counts.
Why the fuck can I not piss if there's someone at the urinal next to me
Literally just in the morrisons bogs and the guy stood next to me couldn't piss and neither could I and both of us knew that the other person couldn't piss because there was no noise at all
How do I become a urinal chad
>>28168753
This is not how I roll.
I treid to tidy my room.
I pulled everything out,
threw a few things away, then put it all back again.
it was a lot of effort for so little gain.
how am I ever going to get on top of my life man.
>>28168769
Paruresis, also known as 'shy bladder syndrome'.
Basically you're insecure about your small penis size.
>>28168706
then I'd say go with a bottle of Lagavulin distillers edition
>>28168769
I used to spend a lot of time in the public toilets at work (on my break cos I can't deal with the staff room) and that helped a lot with that.
Helps you to take loud splashy shits in public too, it's pretty fun really
Why does my dick bend to the left lads, is it cos I wank with me right hand
Also will wanking with my left even it out cos that's what I've been doing
>>28168949
you should post a pic of it
>>28168949
It's because you masturbated with your right hand during puberty, yes. There is no way to correct is short of surgery as you have a growth of plaque on the right side of your dick which needs to be removed.
It was featured on Embarrassing Bodies once, and you'll lose about half a cm of length because they cut out a kind of triangular segment, as if they were felling a tree.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY1H1rZL53I
Lel
>>28168706
>Anymore info on it?
consistantly rated 4.5 out of 5 / 90-100% in reviews and taste tests.
Slightly sweet, fruity edge to it, dries nicely and warms brilliantly. I love the stuff but if the person you are getting it for loves some peat in their scotch then this isn't the one for them
>>28168820
This is the one for peat lover by far.
>>28169007
I wonder how long it will be before this fad of neo-socialism dies out.
>>28169006
Fuckin hell lad
>>28169038
Probably around world war three. I imagine we'll all get shipped out to the eastern front and put in squads with these people.
What a shambles that would be
>>28169038
How the fuck can you conflate this with socialism. The two have literally nothing to do with each other
>>28168820
>>28169034
Thanks again, think I might go for this one. It's either that or a ten year old Laphroaig or maybe the quarter cask.
Is the Lagavulin 16yr old any good?
>>28169134
I think he probably means they're the nu-left. Using the left win to get a platform and then proceeding to violently shit on the podium before wanking them selves off to their own ego
>>28169134
>SOCIAL justice warrior
>nothing to do with SOCIALism
They are basically fascists, who are socialists.
>>28169082
>society/women will expect me to die in a war brought about by their leftism and kikery
>>28169181
They think they are left, but they aren't.
These type of people pretty much exclusively support capitalism, and are self-obsessed narcissists.
>>28169197
> communicating on SOCIAL networks
>>28169230
>they enjoy SOCIALising with their friends
gotem
>>28169197
Well meme'd friendo!
667
>>28169226
Thus why i called them the nu-left. They will never accept that they're rich and upper class so create new classes based on what people are. That way they kind fight the power and get good feels
>You're a woman? You're an oppressed class, doesn't matter if you're a trust fund kiddie that has no debt.
>>28169209
Would be hard not to route for the muzzies/ruskies/EU desu
>>28168805
I have a huge dick and I have the same problem though.
>>28169197
Well yeah totalitarian socialism is not an unheard of conceptIts just how all full socialist countries ended up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdMzuEYyRms
could you imagine the sjw butthurt some comedians made this today
2 ronnies was epic
>>28169197
>National SOCIAList
>SOCIAL justice warrior
NAZIS CONFIMRED FOR TUMBLR TIER
>>28169296
Totalitarianism isn't facism mate
>>28169279
>tfw lefty people at uni get mad when I say I support Muslim immigration because they are even more right wing than I am
>tfw posting from under my blanket on my thinkpad using a vpn and a 4chan pass
comfy lads
Right, not to be an edgy cunt or anything
But did that police chief actually deserve all the shit he's been getting over the Hillsborough disaster?
Like to be fair football fans are pretty fucking hooliganish and I can believe they were cramming their way into the pitch and what can a police officer even do when there's hundreds of people trying to rush past him
Or is that not the point? Is he in trouble for something else?
>>28169357
please just leave lad. You should go live with the sand people if you love them that much
>>28169396
Yeah they were in the 80s, but disasters like this were prevented at every other game during that period
>>28169396
It's for covering up their own failings and shifting 100% of the blame on the fans.
As far as I understand it, anyway
https://youtu.be/Cj_0SK2wgLM
this guy makes me wanna cut some mad shapes myself, but i'm afraid i'd just make myself look like a twat. so i'd better not
>>28169397
It was a joke to piss them off as they think I'm foaming at the mouth racist because I want to leave the EU.
>>28169396
Do they ever shut the fuck up about Hillsborough? I swear they whine about it at least once a month
It was like 25 years ago. Get the fuck over it.
>>28169396
>Or is that not the point? Is he in trouble for something else?
He's in trouble because they decided he should be.
To be fair, he was in charge of the football match so ultimately its his fault for letting them in, much like a CEO of a company is ultimately responsible if there's a massive health and safety failure at their company under their watch.
That's why he's in the shit and not the individual officers, they couldn't do anything as they were effectively under staffed and didn't have the resources to deal with it. It was the chief's job to plan for it and he failed to do so.
From what I understand the fans were in the wrong but the police chief failed in his duties and thus broke the law. It wouldn't be such a big issue if they hadn't attempted to cover it up
>>28169460
Oc course you will look like spaz if you aren't chad
>>28169504
Because the police covered up the actual story of it, not just because it happened.
>tfw I get 7 to 8 hours sleep a night but feel like a fucking zombie the whole next day at work...
>My eyes get really sensitive to light and I blink like a mad man and eyes water.
>Vein on the side of my nose twitches
>Feels like I am outside of my body watching myself
>Feel thirsty as fuck all day
Anybody else get this shit?
>>28169396
I feel bad for the main guy in the police that was released from his job.
He was the scape goat. His job was to try and make the police look clean and innocent, it's not his fault they hid shit 25 years ago.
>>28169504
It wasn't until the investigation it was on tv monthly. It use to be once a year. Like venables and that kid that went missing in greece 25 years ago, and McCann... although not so much mccanns because people have decided they did it and now they try to avoid media attention unless they have ANOTHER book coming out.
>>28169568
I need 9 hours to feel normal so yea, I get it.
>>28169568
I get the super duper tiredness and jut pt it down to depression but I got some blood tests done and it said I was 'subclinical' hypothroidism. I pushed for treatment anyway because the term subclinical made me mad and now I take gogo pills after consulting with a real doctor
>>28169460
Just pop some eccies or look like you are.
>>28169593
>because people have decided they did it and now they try to avoid media attention unless they have ANOTHER book coming out.
Lets be real though lads. They deffo fucking did it
>>28169631
Oh no doubt.
They fucked that little girl up.I still think it was an accident though
>>28169638
What do you reckon mate, they dosed her up with sleeping pills, killed her and then got a bloke to hide the body then it exploded in the media so they had to role with it
>>28169614
love a bit of eccles cake, me
>>28169144
Im the signet guy, I've tried the 16 and I didn't like it as much as the Glenmorangie, but I'm not a lover of peaty scotch so I am not really the person to ask.
Good luck though.
>>28169677
Where did they find a bloke?
>>28169677
I think they smacked her a little hard, or she fell and cunted herself. Either way she died. They shat bricks, stuck her in the rental, dumped her body somewhere, came back, called the police, media got involved and they went full spaghetti.
>>28169631
What the fuck can you even do though, from an investigative point of view
Like I'm pretty sure I could kill someone and hide the body in a way that I'd never be caught
It's just that most murderers are fucking retards so they get caught
>>28169677
Not him but -
I reckon they either dosed her up so they could go out and it went wrong so they got rid of her, or she had an accident and they covered it up.
I don't think it was a deliberate killing, but the way they have carried on and milked it makes me unsure.
>>28169726
They should give the parents a lie detector, I know it isn't fool proof but it would help.
>>28169756
It's too late.
The greasy cops tried to book them for it, but the British media at the time fucking destroyed them for it so they had to go in another direction.
They wont dare make the McCanns look the victims again.
>tfw get a haircut on Youtube
>Get a gf roleplay on Youtube
>Spa day and eye tests etc
>Fap to take care of no gf
Only drawbacks are ridiculed for not having a gf and being foreveralone, Not too bad.
>>28169700
>Where did they find a bloke?
I dunno, they're rich, maybe they just dumped the body in a gypo camp themselves
>>28169727
>Kill someone
>Drive body up to Scottish highlands
>walk in one direction into the woods as far as you can
>Bury them deep
>Walk back
>Never speak of it
>>28169741
>I don't think it was a deliberate killing, but the way they have carried on and milked it makes me unsure.
Yeah, but i doubt they thought it'd go this well
>>28169832
You could just chop the body up and drive like 50 miles between dumping each bit and authorities would be fucked
>>28169831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D63Oof44t8A
I'm glad I found asmr it is awesome.
>>28169832
The problem isn't dumping it, the problem is the "kill someone" bit.
If you do it in any sort of built up area, chances are there will be some evidence linking you to the crime.
>>28169892
Could just go make friends with gypos
>tfw local guy shacked up with a gypo girl
>shagged another girl
>he's been missing for 4 years now.
>>28169916
dont you think shes a little young there laddy
>>28169976
Reckon he was murdered? What method do gypos use?
>>28169947
Just do what 2 fat lezzies from my way did.
>keep kids, get kids to fight each other
>make kid beat another to death
>>28169947
Don't get how there wasn't any CCTV footage near the hotel, surely if she was abducted they would see a trace of her.
>>28169995
She could be a very good hairdresser for all we know.
>>28170002
no one but gypos know, but reckon they take them to another place across the country, dump them, then move on again.
>>28170054
I reckon they've invented a potion that turns them into a violent breed of dog
>>28170054
There was a gypo camp round my way that kept getting harassed by chavs.
Eventually the chief gypo chased them off with a fucking chainsaw.
Would never mess with these mad cunts
>>28169976
>tfw local guy shacked up with a gypo girl
On the opposite side of this though--
>guy i know shags a gypo lass while he is pissed up one night
>her dad threatens to kill him if he doesn't marry her
>he ends up marrying her
>he had a bit of trouble with his new wife talking to guys on facebook and going out without him
>has one conversation with her dad
>she is the perfect wife now and he has nasty gypo sex on tap
>3 kids and a really well paying job at a scrapyard her dad owns where he just sits around and pays people for their scrap metal
>makes about 40k with all the (illegal) extras and pays no tax
>>28170122
tbf, we make fun of gypos, but some of them are actually pretty well off
>>28170090
Could be, that fucking gypo magic.
>>28170106
I knew not to fuck with gypos when I read the local paper about two brothers knife fighting at a funeral (with each other), then seeing said brothers a few days later in the pub together.
>>28170090
literally the only answer fampai
>>28170158
They're well off because they reap societal benefits without paying it. It's like the white version of Jews. It's nothing to be proud of.
>>28170158
>some
mate, most are making the rennies.
They just buy really gaudy shit.
Applying for 4 jobs this evening. My manager gets an email informing her of any applications from her staff.
How butthurt will she be?
>>28170122
>First bit
Oh plz no.
>Second bit
He's living the fucking dream isn't he?
That post was a roller coaster of emotions anon
>>28170106
Mate of mine had his phone nicked once and when he looked at the tracker it was at a gypo campsite
Sent them a text from another phone saying I know where you live you are at X campsite return this phone to where u found it by 1pm or me and my mates will pay you a little visit
And the madman actually got his phone back
>>28170223
It's insane but he really is living the dream.
He comes in the pub sometimes and it's like he's won the fucking lottery.
She is at home looking after the kids (and doing a lot of CC fraud) and he works about 6 hours a day, 5 days a week and can do whatever he wants the rest of the time.
>>28170222
depends. If she does that kind of thing she'll be a cunt regardless, but if you're a valued member of staff she might be a little less cunty and not cut your shifts.
>tfw my boss cut my shifts because I applied for a job.
>he probably has a laugh to himself because I'm still here a year later.
>>28163389
>Man admits killing his grandmother, 85
Here's the situation, I've just eaten an entire box of Jaffa Cakes.
>>28170367
Anin didn't get his tendies.
>>28170370
That's why I don't buy Jaffa Cakes
>>28170222
how does that even work
>she
>manager
>>28170370
>>28170397
Pretty much same here. Too hard to stop at 6 or whatever, I just eat the packet. I never eat more than 1 packet though, I'm not that much of a fatty.
>>28170401
Civil service.
She's brown too
Seeing as we're on the topic of workplace cuntery, why do women always use meaningless buzzwords like they mean anything?
>Had an interview
>Asked for feedback after questions
>Guy interviewer said he could find no faults in my technical knowledge or body language and that I ticked every box and even being very picky it was hard to find faults
>Female interviewer found a myriad of faults, telling me to improve 'the way my body exudes positivity in conversation' and that my CV needed more 'pizazz' and 'wow factor'
I only get this with women. She had no technical knowledge, you could tell she was only there to tick a diversity quota box.
>>28170481
>>Female interviewer found a myriad of faults, telling me to improve 'the way my body exudes positivity in conversation' and that my CV needed more 'pizazz' and 'wow factor'
She got the job using buzz words i'd assume
Or she fucker her way there
>>28170481
>and that my CV needed more 'pizazz' and 'wow factor'
Translation: I'm a stupid cunt of a woman with no ability to convey my thoughts in a proper manner. Let me use meaningless buzzwords to compensate for my lack of intelligence.
>>28170481
>Interview a couple months ago
>Other candidates in the room, group activity shit
>Shown a newspaper article about the Stephen Lawrence murder and told to discuss, asked a few questions
>Fucking nobody speaks
>I set the ball rolling by chatting for a bit and rephrase the question incase they didn't understand
>Met with silence
>Chat again for a bit, eventually another candidate speaks up
>Fucking finally, start a bit of a dialogue with him trying to spark some kind of debate
>All goes silent again after a short while
>Assessors just sat there watching
>I ask the dude who spoke a question just trying to get anyone to say anything
>Didn't get the position in the end
>Guy on the phone said everything I did was great, only place I dropped points was on the group debate
Fucking hell what was I supposed to do
Did I literally lose out on that job because I got put with a group of shy cunts?
>>28170524
>She got the job using buzz words i'd assume
Probably. It seems with female interviewers you have to be this energy-filled buzzword-spouting caricature of a person in order to make a good impression. To them it's worth more than your capability for the role.
>>28170649
You tried to dominate the group, shows poor teamwork skills because you just take over instead of working with others.
>>28161701
>most of his videos are nearly 50 minutes long
gonna be a good bank holiday weekend
new thread is here fellas
>>28170698
>>28170698
>>28170698
>>28170692
Can you explain what he says in the video? I can't be arsed watching it only to find out i've lost that much time
Alright lads, making a new batch of stencils for when I go tagging in manchester any ideas?
>>28170680
Group assessment in 2016:
>Girl speaks up
'Wow, look at her confidence'
>Guy speaks up
'Wow, look at this domineering, misogynistic shitlord.'
No wonder everyone is choosing to be NEET.
>>28170718
>i am someone who is a left wing, feminist, autistic, low testosterone cis guy who needs testosterone injections
direct quote, pretty much sums up all of his ramblings
>>28169741
It's one of those mysteries you want so badly to know. If the afterlife exists, the first thing I'm asking Satan is about unsolved shit like the McCann case.
>>28161878
>brain zaps
SSRI withdrawals made my life hell for three months. Fuck any media they try to give you.
