>be me
>an intelligent robot with excellent taste in fine food.
>like trying new foods from across the globe
>want to sample food from Italy
>go to Olive Garden
>mind fucking blown
My friends I tell you, I've never been on a journey like my trip to "The Garden"
I was able to order noodles with butter and a side of meatballs and then I got a salad and some authentic Italian breadsticks for free.
My server remarked that my meal was very common in Southern Italy and yet again, I'm impressed.
I recommend all of you run, don't walk to Olive Garden while the excellent customer service is still available.
Enjoy, I love you.
If we're eating shitty Italian, I prefer Fazoli's desu
>>28103633
Fuck off, you fucking shitty shill.
order the tour of italy shit is so cash bro
>>28103633
Olive garden is shit.
How much do you get for doing this, OP?
>tfw italian gf who cooks me pasta
living the life
>restaurant called Olive Garden
>no fucking olives available
Wat
>>28103633
I don't get why shilling is a thing, but I LOVE Olive Garden breadtsicks.
Do they sell hot pockets?
>MFW I order fettuccini Alfredo with chicken and they give you broccoli for free.
>>28103842
They have them in the salads.