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Did anyone here fall for the cocksucking meme? Should I do it?
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Did anyone here fall for the cocksucking meme? Should I do it? It looks like fun, but I don't want to end up regretting it.
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Yeah, I wish I could do it more.
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>>29217755
Greentext your experience?
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You will regret it. I almost got memed and I'm thankful I never went through with it.
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>>29218799
you should talk about it, sounds pretty kek worthy

I'm sure everyone who wants to suck a dick is literally homosex, yes? Otherwise why would you want to do it
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>>29218835
Sucking Chad's dick is the closest you'll ever get to your oneitis' vagina.
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>>29218907
that is by far the most cuck tier thing ive read today

kys
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>>29218835
I tried to convince myself I was bisexual so I had a better shot at escaping loneliness. I was too risk averse to ever do anything before I realized it was a bad idea. I don't know what I would do about the shame if I had gone through with it.
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>>29217519
>Me and my friend a few years back
>both into being traps and shit
>We decide to go buy makeup and clothes and shit and get dressed up at his house
>Get dressed and we both look cute af
>Take some pics, cute af
>Friend says he wants to ask an awkward question
>i tell him go for it
>Can i suck your dick
>i tell him go for it
>We switch over after a while. I had always wanted to suck dick too
>One of the best experiences of my life
>tfw he had his hand on my head the whole time
>pushed his dick into my throat
>Precum tasted good
>Hottest thing I think ive ever experienced
>He came in my mouth, i swallowed (Tasted pretty good)


Was a fun night, not awkward at all afterwards.
hope this helps
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Can someone please explain to me exactly what is arousing about watching someone getting fellated? It feels borderline gay no matter how hot the grill is.
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>>29218994

Eh. I was in the same exact boat, but I went through with it. Felt some gnarly shame for a period of time, but that faded away entirely, and now I fantasize about sucking cock again.

I have a girlfriend now though, so I probably will never do it again.
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>>29219009
Moar Moar im gonna cum
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>>29219032
I get no pleasure whatsoever watching it in porn. Like it's not visually stimulating at all.
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>>29219009
This didn't happen. The trap meme is barely a year old. Go post your sex fantasies on reddit.
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>>29219032

You imagine yourself sucking the cock and being a submissive slut. Your mouth is what you eat with and what you use to communicate, so allowing a guy to violate it with his plump, juicy member for his selfish sexual gratification is the most lewdly humiliating feeling there is, and it makes my cock diamonds just thinking about it.

Or you could simply imagine being the guy and getting your dick sucked, but that's casual babby's first pr0n vanilla tier.
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>>29219032
domination/submission dynamics. i don't understand why people like normal sex in porn. it's just a repetitive motion and girls that won't stop shrieking
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>>29217519

best while on drugs
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PSA to all the lewdposters and "maybe I'm bisexual" posters: You're not. You're just lonely and seeking novelty because you watch so much porn. Don't fuck yourself up more than you've already been. Being a normal straight person will make you happier in the end.
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>>29219117
I meant to write months but i have a fuckass phone.. Whoops lmao
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Anyone else get into watching gay porn while high on drugs and trying to push the mental boundaries of fappable pornographic lewdness? I also blame 4chan for exposing me to tons of dick pics, which paved the way for the desensitization. The rejection from females and crippling loneliness was the final straw.
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I'm flexible enough to autofellate, it feels nice to give yourself a lick during fap
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>>29217519
What would all of your personal heroes say of you if they saw you sucking a cock like a gay?
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Sucking cock is women's job you fucking worthless degenerated faggots
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>>29217519
I would do it if i could stay absolutely anonymous, but that's impossible
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>>29219321
Eh, boys have been doing it since ancient Greco-Roman times, you shit-lord. Now let's see your juicy prick.
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I got sucked off by a dude once, it was pretty nice, not even fag
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>>29219365
Use craigslist. You dont need to tell them your real name
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>meme

thats not what that word means though
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>>29219389
Did you cum in his mouth? Did he swallow? Why was the context ?
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Is it possible to get AIDS from sucking cock? The fear of STD's is pretty much the only thing holding me back at this point.
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>>29217519
Why would you regret it?
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>>29219842
Yes it is but the possibility is very low. You would have to have an open sore in your mouth that came into contact with his sperm in order to contract it.
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only dick I'd suck is my own but I can't reach. Sometimes I have dreams about sucking it which is weird.
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I tried sucking my cat's dick once a couple years ago
It was everything I expected it to be, still do it on a semi-regular basis to this day
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>get dick sucked by female for first time
>can't get it up
>she's just slurping on my limp spaghetti
>still felt good when she licked my balls and ass

Who erectile dysfunction at a young age here?
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I did it. Guy had a tiny dick and a hairy ass ball sack.

Overall it sucked and I felt gross.
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>>29219117
>the trap meme is barely a year old
This is a joke, right?
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>>29219875
Overwhelming feelings of shame, not being able to look my father in the eye, never being able to have a normal relationship with a female because I'll always know that I sucked cock, etc.
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>>29219948
Were you nervous? True ED doesnt happen unless you're 60+...you probably had psychogenic erecrile dysfunction aka performance anxiety aka "stage fright".. or you were on too many stimulants or depressants.

These are the only explanations..

Or you're gay.
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>>29219954
Greentext? Do you consider yourself gay/bi or just a straight idiot who fell for the cocksucking meme?
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>>29219391
How to get HIV: the method
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>>29219185
>you're not ACTUALLY bisexual
>your attraction to dicks is really just an illusion
>sexual experimentation must be avoided at all costs
>stay straight or face the consequences
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>>29219976
Maybe I'm just being autistic, but I don't understand why any of those things would be an issue. I mean I guess maybe if your father is homophobic, but why would that affect your relationships with women? Lots of girls actually think that's hot.
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>>29217519
Are you attracted to men?
If you answered "yes", then yes, you should suck dick.
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>>29220170
Not entirely true
Even if you aren't attracted to men, but you have a male pet, you should at least try sucking his dick
I wouldn't suck any man's dick, but my cat? I've sucked him too many times to count
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>>29220250
Oh god this guy is posting again
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>>29220250
How did you deal with the barbs on his penis?
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>>29220301
He's neutered
Cats lose their penis barbs after they're neutered
Pic related, it's all just smooth and pink down there

Though, internet tells me that the dick barbs are no different from their tongue barbs, so it wouldn't be a problem anyway
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>>29219289
>The rejection from females and crippling loneliness was the final straw.
First and final.
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>>29220250
>>29220365
uh

wew lad
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>>29220878
What?

fgd
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>>29220261

I missed the guy. He's no braap but still better than lolyoufuckurdad shitposter.
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Source on that gif?

ofmef[fm
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Am I automatically gay for thinking that cock looks yummy? I know that it doesn't actually taste yummy, but it just looks like it could be
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>>29221415
Kind of

Does >>29220365 look yummy to you?
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Yeah, I fell for it and it was a horrible experience, even though I think I'm gay. I was grossed out and disgusted the whole time. My neck hurt and my dick has never been softer.
Of course, I thought that might have been due to first time fright, so I gave it another try the following week. Same results.
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>>29219413
are you new

originele
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>>29219185

All research suggests that the idea of people seeking novel and wore depraved porn is just a stupid nofap meme with no basis in reality. Faggots are gay. Watching masculine men act as positive role models for sexual interaction is not responsible for gay men wanting to suck dicks. They wanted to do that before they even watched images of straight sex.
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>>29217519
OK anon, here's the truth about cocksucking.
Despite the memes, cocks don't actually taste sweaty even when they are.
Cocks taste like the skin on your backhand (assuming it's clean.)The smell of cock is surprisingly not that strong so it won't activate your pheromones as much as you'd think.
Cum doesn't even taste like anything special. He came and it tasted somewhat metallic.
Cocks aren't as "hard" as you think it is. It's more like a chewy steak (I didn't bite, but I assume that if I did, it would kinda dig a bit).
Also, I got no pleasure from it as I thought I would; I tried jerking off while doing it and it felt good for a while, but not enough to make me cum.

tldr
>cocks aren't that hard
>cocks don't taste great
>cocks don't smell great
>cum doesn't taste great
>it won't turn you on as much as you think it would
Don't fall for the memes. Just keep daydreaming.
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>>29219842

Not possible if you swallow. The stomach is full of acid and cum from other men which disinfects the aids.
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>>29219968

Give him a break. Rebbit is always a few years behind the Internet when it comes to memes.
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>>29219032
http://xhamster.com/movies/3098337/cum_in_throat_compilation_12_times.html
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>>29219413
Lurk more, newfag and you'd see what meme means.
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>>29220112

Just in case any is falling for this: no, outside of Sweden a cock sucking bf is about as hot as, fuck, I can't even think of anything. It's their equivalent of how we view women who fucked a nigger before. If you plan on telling women you suck dick make sure to get really good first. It will be your only option after that.
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>>29217519

I did it. I enjoyed it. I wasn't aroused by it whatsoever but I also wasn't repulsed by it. It was just a thing which was happening. I didn't get hard, much to the chagrin of my partner, but I found the physical experience of a cock in my mouth to be pleasant. I don't regret it whatsoever though I also don't think I'll do it again.
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>>29221841

Third times the charm, right? You just have to properly get in the mood. What were you wearing while you had a big stinky dick in your mouth.
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>>29219117
you're kidding, right?

traps have been a thing for years
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>>29222203

Yours is broke. My cock stinks, gets really hard, and both precum and cum cum taste good,though pre is better. It doesn't have much taste but I can't get more than the glans in my mouth without my neck hurting.
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>>29222354
>the definition of words is arbitrary

are you guys tumblr users perhaps? are you new to the english language?
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>>29217519
Yup, if you want to call it that, back when I was like 18 or so. Have been with plenty of guys since, and have never looked back. Cocks are amazing, and twinks are even better.
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>>29222392
Seconded. Its repulsive in the nicest form of saying it.

Source: Am grill.
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>>29223848
Do most grills really not like sucking dick?
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>>29220112
lol no, women might have gay friends, but they don't see them remotely sexually. if they know they're fucking a man that gave another man a blowjob, it makes them immediately think that they're fucking someone that is less of a man, and all women care about is status and fucking a megaman chad
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