>approach seat
>this is who you will be sitting next to the next 4 hours
>wat do?
>>29217830
>>29217830
sit and watch a movie
>>29217830
nibble her nipple
I probably read a book or something
>>29217830
>buy both of us drinks
>she thinks I'm cool because she can't buy drinks yet
>get her tipsy
>"you don't seem very Christian to me"
>"what makes you say that?"
>"oh, nothing. hey, want to go in the back of the plane? I have something I want to show you in the restroom."
>we have the sex
>>29217893
I would also stare at her tits
Say hi, sit down in my seat, pull out my phone, put my earphones in and listen to music. If someone else came on the plane with me, I'll wait before I do that in case they want to talk to me about anything.
>>29217830
Do whatever the fuck I had planned to do anyway. A book or something.
I'm not about to hit on someone I'm going to be sat next to for 4 hours. If I bungle it I'm boned.
>So uhhh you like planes?
>>29217830
>ask her to move her bag
>she leans over to grab and move it
>stick my dick in her cleavage
>get thrown off the plane
>masturbate in airport bathroom
>get caught
>get arrested
>get anally pleasured by jamal
>all according to keikaku
Remove the pistol I carefully concealed in my anus, stand up and yell FIRST GIRL TO GIVE ME HER NUMBER GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRPLANE
Crash my face between her boobs with no survivors.
sleep, if not chat her up.
i wouldn't pursue anything long term with her though, I am already in a LTR with an incredible girl
>>29217830
crash the planewith no survivorsoriginale commentto
>>29217984
>>29218122
>>29218263
Well, she is a big girl....
>>29218316
>if I pull that bra off would you die?
Realistically, I'd gawk at her tits on autopilot as I'm sitting down. She'd probably look up to see who's sitting next to her, then give me a dirty look when she realizes where I'm looking. I'd get too anxious, look at the ground, maybe trip over something, and worry incessantly while I pack my carry-on under the seat. I'd feel painfully self-conscious for the rest of the flight, try to appear as preoccupied as possible, but be too worried about seeming busy to actually focus on anything. If she had to go to the bathroom I'd get flustered as she passes my seat because I'd worry too much about staring at her ass. That'd probably show on my face, so I'd feel anxious until she gets back and we make awkward eye contact before she sits back down. I'd most likely accidentally lock onto her boobs again, repeat stage 1.As we're landing and I look out the window, I'd probably try too hard not to stare at her tits, stare at the window too long, and panic if she even slightly turns my way. I'd be too polite to overcompensate, get off the plane and wonder why I got so worked up over a dumb sloot. Rinse, repeat.
Anyone who says they'd flirt is a delusional wannabe chad
>be extremely ugly
>sit next to her
>she notices me
>she gets up
>she finds someone to to exchange seats with.
God being ugly has its perks.
>>29218558
anon what would you do if they served a meal on the flight?
tell her I'm a virgin and ask if she'll let me touch her boobies
>>29218668
PanicI swear to Christ I want to murder the robot
Move the fuck over you little slut, my ass requires two seats.
Do heroin in the bathroom and hope the plane crashes on a magical island and she has to fuck me eventually.
>>29218178
MOTHER FUCKING NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29217830
One time at about 14 I was on a plane, it was after about a month and a half or so of visiting family during the summer, so I had not been around any girls at all, didn't have access to internet and didn't have opportunities to jerk it. Ended up sitting next to some girl who was probably 16-20 years old. She was dressed way more conservatively than that but she was in close proximity to me and had a bit of cleavage showing. Ended up sitting there uncomfortable with a massive stiffy while staring at the reflection of her cleavage in the monitor in the back of the seat ahead of me. Nearly got up to go to the bathroom, or tried to subtly jerk myself off by rubbing my thighs. Whole time I was a mix of turned on and worried she noticed me freaking out. Tried to read a book.
>>29217830
>Do my thing and don't acknowledge her because there is 100% chance she won't be interested by me or anything I say.
Daily reminder to not give unecessary attention to girls, don't be a potential orbiter.
>>29218641
>tfw attractive but inner sperg
Being attractive has its downsides
When girls try to flirt with me they're always either disappointed or they get sad because they think I'm not into them
Either way, makes me feel anxious or guilty even though I can't really help it
sit down, set up my laptop and play binding of isaac for 4 hours while sipping tomato juice
Let me sit on the window-seat, woman. you are going to stare into your phone the whole time anyway.
>sit down
>look at cleavage
>she notices and I ask to take a peak
>she refuses
>sit quietly for 5 minutes then proceed to help myself
>yank down bra
>catch a peek at the luscious nips
>she slaps me then calls for a stewardess on the plane
>stewardess asks me to get off plane
>use porn charisma to seduce both of the women
>ask both to follow me to the bathroom
>lose virginity to slut and stewardess
>leave bathroom
>both women are covered in my seed
>sit back down
>at my stop
>both the females are still panting from the glorious fuck they just received
>step off the plane a man
>>29218886
But atleast girls flirt with you. At least when you meet one that puts up with your inner sperg you'll end up happy.
I make people switch to the other side of the street if it's possible.No, I'm not a nigger. But I sure look like a failed abortion.
show her my youtube videos
>>29218555
It would be extremelyl-liberating :s
>>29217830
Where are you from? And why aren't you fucking freezing?
>>29217908
>restroom
>in the back of the plane
You have never been on an airplane.
>sit there and hope she talks to me
>leave disappointed
>>29219018
Odds are, you're harder on yourself than you need to be, but I wouldn't know.
And more likely, once I hit my late 20s I'll get stupid women terrified of their biological clocks, who decide to put up with my autism solely because I'm attractive, and who would almost certainly figure out that it wasn't worth it down the road (because relationships where people have little to nothing in common never end well). They'd try to get hitched as fast as possible so someone else doesn't get me, then have a sad mid-life realization that looks don't matter that much. After that, they can either divorce, cheat, or accept a loveless, lonely, and probably mostly irritating cohabitance because splitting up isn't worth the effort. Doubt I'll fall into the trap anyway, I'm pretty introverted and like being alone. At least if you're ugly, you know that if you ever do find a girl who likes you it's because of who you are, not because your features are social currency for them
First I would wonder why I'm on an airplane then I would watch youtube videos.
>>29219191
literally kys, there are a shit ton of planes with bathrooms on the back of it.
>>29219431
Tbh I have no idea how people get away with sex on a plane
More likely, they think they got away with it, come out of the bathroom smelly and giggling at the same time, and everybody knows
>arrive at seat
>make sure to not make any eye contact
>muster the courage to reach for my seat buckle that is tucked between our seats
>pull out mp3 player and listen to music
>close my eyes and try to sleep
>can't because too anxious
>pretend for the rest of the flight without moving a muscle
>>29219235
You never know Anon. If my ugly ass can find a woman. So can you. And not just because of their need to have kids and to use you for money, etc. But even I share the same fears as you even when I look like a failed abortion. I think a majority of women are horrible. But maybe we'll get lucky get ones that aren't total slime..
We could always get a pupper. They're more loyal than any woman anyways.
How do I make conversation with girls i have to sit beside on the bus?
I'd mind my own business.
>>29217830
i'd pretend i fell asleep on her, people usually don't seem to mind
Pop like four Seroquel and try to just be as relaxed as possible.
Put in my headphones and play 3DS
>>29219793
Mein neger
>>29219804
We can always dream, it might work out. Just gotta keep on our toes.
And can't go wrong with a loving little pupper. Tbh living alone with a dog sounds comfy as fuck, if it wasn't for the social pressure I'd live it in a heartbeat.
>>29219146
4uoriginaldi famalamadingdong
>>29219793
This
Also try to breathe as quietly as i can
>>29217830
Dont say a word to her as she won't say anything to me.
I'd tell her "Y'know it's really unfair what you're doing."
>>29217908
the daydream thread is this way anon >>29201314
Stare awkwardly at the ground for the next four hours, occasionally checking my phone.
>>29217830
>H-h-h-hi...
>stop staring at me perv
>o-o-o-ok...
awkward silence for 4 hours.
>>29219146
did someone say liberate?
>>29217830
I would loudly have this dialogue with myself.
>OH-HOH-HO man, what I wouldn't do to join the MILE HIGH club!
Low risk, high reward.
Worst case scenario, everyone around me thinks I'm a perv. Nothing changes.
>>29217830
just start wanking what they going to do throw you off the plane!?
Sleep and listen to music.
>Sit down
>Stare straight ahead, not making any acknowledgement to her aside from a friendly hello or something.
>Think of dream scenarios in my head where I win her heart during the flight, we get off have sex, get married, the works.
>Flight lands.
>I get off without saying anything else because I'm a beta pussy.
>Never see her again.
>>29217908
sounds like a shitty porno
>ask her if she wants to trade her window seat
>sleep regardless if i get the seat or not
>>29219793
>falling asleep
>get a semi-boner
good thing I'm flying shitty southwest and can choose a different seat.
Say hello, if she will talk then have a conversation if not do work on my laptop, watch a movie, read book, etc. I've wanted to play poker like Ivey, but realize my personality at the table and in public in general is more like Negreanu although less opinionated.
>>29219885
Make small talk of course. Ask questions, then ask more questions based on the answers to the questions you give her. That's how conversation works, it's organic.
>tfw the closest connection I've ever had to a person was a qt girl I sat next to on a train from New Orleans to Memphis and talked to the whole way there
>tfw I didn't get her number even though she goes to the college right next to mine
>tfw I'll never see her again probably
on a recent flight there was some nice big tittied sloot sitting on the opposite side as me
i peaked at those perkies several times
pretty sure she had noticed me by the end of the flight
didn't give a shit
took multiple bathroom breaks to get and up look top-down as well
