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>it's an "anon is a badass in the post apocalypse"
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>it's an "anon is a badass in the post apocalypse" day dream
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>it's an "anon saves the school from a terrorist attack" day dream
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>>29201314
>>it's an "anon is a badass in the post apocalypse" day dream
>suddenly realize Im fucked if my glasses get broken.
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>it's an "anon is a regular badass in front of the girl he likes" day dream
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>>29201872
Lowkey twilight zone reference
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>it's an "anon sacrifices himself to save his classmates from a shooter" daydream
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>>29201916
>it's an "anon is the shooter" day dream

Oregano
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>it's an "anon is a rogue who makes his own money his own way & is feared everywhere he goes" daydream
>it's an "anon's waifu is [insert any non-sexual activity] with him" daydream
>it's an "anon has siblings & isn't an only child" daydream
>it's an "anon is an assassin/ninja/sniper (your choice)" daydream
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>it's an "anon goes on a rampage and teaches the people who anger him a serious lesson" day dream
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>it's an "anon starts a cult and lives in a compound filled with qt's who worship him as a god" daydream
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it's an "anon is a billionaire entrepreneur recollecting on his robot teenage years in an interview on a talk show as his former bullies watch from home in agony" daydream
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>>29201989
I forgot to greentext I'm fucking killing myself
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>it's an "anon writes a book about lonely losers and makes millions of dollars" dream
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>it's an "anon joins the russian mafia" day dream
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>it's another "anon meets the girl of his dreams but she hates him" dream
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>it's an "anon goes home and plays halo 3 until 4AM" daydream
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>it's another "anon is browsing /r9k/ at 2 in the morning" daydream
JUST WAKE ME UP INSIDE
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>it's an "anon is married to a hard-working executive business woman that only married him because she felt sorry for him, but respects his loyalty and trusts him to raise her daughter right as a stay at home dad and he does and every one lives happily ever after" dream
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>>29201314

I actually started going to the gym 4 years ago because I wanted to be prepared when our society goes to complete anarchy. Still, everyday when I train I tell myself "il be ready" it actually hypes me up when im doing a heavy squat or something.

Ive come to the realization that society wont collapse anytime soon but still, lifting wards off my crippling depression.
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>It's an "anon becomes a badass to hunt down his bullies from the past one by one" daydream
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>>29202026
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD
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>it's an "anon makes live music performance in front of his class/work shocking them all while looking all little bit extra on the classmate/coworker he has crush on" daydream
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>>29201314
>its an "anon goes back in time to ancient greece and becomes a greek hero" day dream
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>>29201314
>it's an "anon gets stranded on a mysterious island with a qt3.14 who over the course of time falls in love with you after multiple adventures with you on the island" day dream
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>>29201314
>its an "anon becomes a girl who all the chads chase after" day dream
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>its an "anon doesn't want to kill himself" daydream
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>t's an "anon wishes he was normal" daydream
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>It's an "anon gets badly injured in some type of combat and is visited in the hospital by the qt he protected" daydream
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>>29201895
oh you mean the part where the guy wants to read all the books but he cant because his glasses break
fuck that was genius
>>29201989
fuck, are you me? No wait, then I would be you.
>>29202026
FUCK
I even had the idea about a bunch of wizards(4chan version) in a zombie apocalypse. It was going to be called Moribound, and about them trying to get laid or something
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>it's an 'anon is a genius fighter that gets to the top via special skills that surpass all physical might' daydream
>it's an 'anon is suddenly super good at basketball for no reason and gets in the pros even being fat' daydream
>it's an 'anon has superpowers and uses them to get laid' daydream
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Why don't you guys play a free roam game like GTA or one of the Elder Scrolls? The free roam feature is a good outlet for these daydreams.

Trust me, I know.

And if post-apocalypse is your thing, then there's always Fallout.
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>it's an "anon gets to live a normal life" daydream
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>it's an "anon is happy" day dream

those ones are the worst
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What song do you imagine yourself playing in front of everybody?
https://youtu.be/5ItHNdrPEh0
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>it's an "anon is a main character in a drama TV show/anime, selflessly facing hardships and taking hits for people, while they admire him but also feel sorry for him" daydream
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>>29202564
Fuck, these hit close to home. A+Lel my boy.
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>>29202672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg

Well, not everybody. Just a qt when I take her to my house.
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STOP THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW

STOP BULLYING ME ;_;
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>>29202602
This. You can even imagine you're driving an expensive supercar.
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>>29202602
Yeah I started playing the shit out of Prototype after I got out the hospital after almost dying a month ago from angioedema. Shit is such a great release, even if the story is dumb as fuck parkouring shit up building is hilariously fun. No radio like in GTA though.
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Don't think I would be a "badass" but tbqh I'd much rather struggle in a post-apocalyptic environment than have to live the rest of my life in this ever increasingly totalitarian society.

dangerous freedom yolo
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>all these normie tier daydreams

I expected better from you guys. I expected more extravagant from you guys
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>>29202719
>it's an 'anon lives in the woods' daydream
>it's an 'anon fights off a bear with his bare hands' daydream
>it's an 'anon befriends a pack of wolves and lives among them' daydream
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>>29202716
Just play your own music outside of the game m8. And if there's guys with dictator fantasies then there's Johan's own grand strategy games. There's plenty of modern day mods and even barring that you could pretend you were sent back in time and are using your knowledge to take over the world.
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>it's an "anon gets super powers and uses them to take over the world" daydream
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>>29201314
>its an "anon gets trips" daydream

I've posted so much I should've gotten it out of coincidence at least once by now.
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>>29202739
example?

this comment is certified originaldo ya dumb machine
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>>29202750
Play Saints Row 4 then. There's a freeroam game for literally everything.
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>it's an "anon tells her that he's let go of loving her but so beautifully that she leaves her boyfriend and comes to anon" daydream
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>it's an "anon goes on viking adventures" daydream
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>>29202744

>my dreams will only be just that: dreams
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>>29202748
I'm too impatient for that shit. Its a small dream of mine to make a really easy to play world takeover game that emphasizes using ambushes and direct unit control over squares and number tables and shit. Kind of like that old tim curry sacrifice psuedo rts game but with more worldbuilding crap. I enjoy the game without music just fine though, Im more of a podcast guy and I use that for walking to make me feel like I can control my health shit.
>>29202794
>it's an 'anon is a lord with magical rune armor that explodes when you pour magic into it fighting a seven foot viking that stole your father's sword and he's got rune explosive armor thats better than yours but you still win because stuff' daydream
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How is it possible that most of us share the same fucking daydreams? Are autistic people connected on psionic level? Also anyone had daydreams about playing your favorite song on piano at school?
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>It's an anon is chosen as the champion of earth by extraterrestrials and sacrifices his life in order to save one of the E.T's, proving that humanity has the potential for heroism and deserves to live thus saving the earth from extrasolar annexation
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>>29202880

dank meme my man
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>its an Anon lives in a paradisical fantasy world inside his head because his life and country are so unfulfilling
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>>29202073
its not a dream though
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>>29202863
>I'm too impatient for that shit. Its a small dream of mine to make a really easy to play world takeover game that emphasizes using ambushes and direct unit control over squares and number tables and shit. Kind of like that old tim curry sacrifice psuedo rts game but with more worldbuilding crap. I enjoy the game without music just fine though, Im more of a podcast guy and I use that for walking to make me feel like I can control my health shit.
Despite what /gsg/ autists will tell you, GS games are actually really, really easy. Only Hearts of Iron 3 and Distant Worlds are autismo-only.
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>>29201314
I wrote a 250+ page fantasy novel about anon's big adventure.

>Anon tames dragon
>Anon climbs mountains
>Anon fucks oneitis while she's treating his wounds
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>>29202931

How exceptionally autistic.
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>>29202950
>daydreams
>autism

How do you think most novels/movies trilogies-spanning universes are born?
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>>29201854
american problems

also how fucking old are you that you still remember/give a fuck about school?
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>>29202350
damn this girl is hot
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>it's an anon wakes up and is six years old again but with all the knowledge of a life lived poorly so he gets to do it better this time daydream
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>Its an anon is a famous movie director and is loved by everyone daydream.
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>it's an "anon can't dream because he keeps thinking of all the times he fucked up in life during bedtime" dream
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>>29203014
damn it, this day dream is there every day
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>>29202988

>American problems

Not according to France last year. :^)
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>it's an anon is 24 years old but still daydreams about impressing the kids from high school daydream
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>>29203007

I have that daydream everyday but starting at 13.
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>>29201314
That one is the best one tbqh.
>It's an "anon gets chosen by aliens to represent the human race" daydream
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>it's an "anon gets the weekends off from work" day dream
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>>29203034

It was already too late when I was 13. The earlier the better.
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>>29203068
tick

tuck

wagecuck ;)
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>>29203051
I already felt that feel in an earlier post on this thread, friendo
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>>29201314
>It's an "anon has an equal chance at employment and dating opportunities as people who have their parents money and connections" day dream
There is no point trying, We spend our lives reaping the prosperity of our fathers or paying for their sins
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>>29203085
If that was true, then you should accept this and work as hard as you can, so maybe your kids can have better conditions. And their kids even better conditions and so on.
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>>29203007
>>29203034
21 here. Basically 4 years ago is when it really started going down. I picked the wrong degree, bros. Don't think I'd want to go back as far as high school. That part of my life is so irrelevant to who I am today it's not even funny.
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>>29202865
daydreams stem from desires anon and we're all robutts here
>>29202921
I tried anon. Its not so much 'difficulty' as its not fun with the shitty UI and no graphics for anything of note.
>Anon fucks oneitis while she's treating his wounds
WHILE? Dude fucking wait for her to finish that shit how inconsiderate.
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>>29203102
Nice logic.
I'm not even the previous poster, but y'nailed it.
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>It's an anon trapped in Silent Hill daydream
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Anyone ever day dreamt of being a rapper or a good basketball despite not knowing much of either.
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we should all get our daydreams, begin writing them, and sharing them with each other, critiqueing and refining them and enjoying each other's novelties.
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>>29203226
>dreams about either being a rapper or a basketball star

Are you black by any chance?
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>its a anon has a normal social life day dream
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>it's an "anon ate well, did some light exercise, kept his room clean and applied for a couple of jobs" daydream

I ask so little of my self, but I'm always disappointed.
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>>29203253

nah that sounds really gay lol
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>tfw daydream is a decently fleshed out world with a consistent plot and some regular characters

i'd watch it if it were a show
feels pretty autistic though
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>>29203587
Actual autist here
you're normal
autist is when you spout about them in public when other people are talking about the weather and you don't know their names
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>It's an "anon wrestles the gods of earth from their lofty thrones to win their powers and goes on to fight and eat the bloody hearts of defeated alien deities" daydream
>It's an "anon is a reality warper who makes personal pocket dimensions at their whim and occasionally crafts little dimensions for people they like" daydream
>It's an "anon learned secret magics from a serpent with silver eyes who crawled from the heart of a forgotten place to teach anon how to enchant rocks and feathers and how to create skull lanterns as they become the witch in a fairy tale" daydream
>It's an "anon is able to breathe underwater and survive the pressure and explores shipwrecks and reefs and finds treasures and fucked up fish" daydream
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>>29202350
This is actually my fucking day dream; however, it's with a specific girl that I have feelings for.
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>>29203587

I do that! Do you write yours out?
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>it's an "anon becomes a god and creates a whole new universe" daydream
>it's an "anon is sucked through a dimensional portal and transported to the [insert any popular cartoon] universe and becomes an anthropomorphic version of the puppy from the Anastasia animated film
That last one was very odd looking back at it, mind you I was quite young at the time
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>>29203253
This gave me a good idea for a movie based off of dream studies and trippy nightmarish connected dreams.

Fuck im daydreaming again HELP
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>get sent to another dimension and fuck your female doppelganger
I got the idea from a comic
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>>29201314
>It's an "anon finds success doing what he loves, and gets showered with praise" day dream

in other news I've come to terms with my cuckold fetish you guys
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>>29202931
Hey if you can give me a link or something I'll read it.
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>>29203697
No. On some level it's a fear of going too far. Also, it's pretty episodic and slow-paced, so I don't bother writing down a billion campfire conversations.
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>>29203102
I don't think you understand, it's not even the same playing field, its like I can be the best amateur boxer in my city but I will never be able to beat the heavy weight champion
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>>29203737
what comic? That sounds pretty hot.
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>>29203794
Yeah it's not fair at all. Honestly I think only a cuck would really accept this. It's humiliating as fuck. And I guess normies want you to feel humiliated. To teach you humility, which just means letting people who got luckier walk over you.
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>>29203766

I can understand that. I started writing and it's very long. I just write it for myself, I don't really plan on sharing it. It's nice and self-indulgent to have so much control over something.
Is yours an adventure story? Campfire scenes are always cool.
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>>29201314
>its an "anon successfully sells scipt to HBO about Ignaz Trebitsch-Lincoln" day dream.

Read wiki literally one of the most interesting men ever.

Was a Jewish, Presbyterian, Buddhist, Nazi, triple agent, con man, parliament member, and more.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignaz_Trebitsch-Lincoln

I don't understand how there isn't tons of shit about him already. The only reason I can think of is that he was sort of bros with Hitler.
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>it's an "anon is the last surviving male on the planet and refuses to procreate with the remaining women, therefore ensuring the doom of humanity"

I can't be the only one, right?
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>it's an "anon pictures self as an all powerful cosmic force capable of objective thought and wiping life from worlds in fractions of a second but ultimately decides to assist humanity and launch them into a golden age" episode
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>>29203889
Not really an adventure story. It's more of a political drama that takes place in the aftermath of a war, kind of.

>>29203976
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
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>>29203889
I'd like to read your story if you shared it particularly if it were an adventure story.
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>>29204003

I always like politics done well in stories. What genre is yours, if I may ask?

>>29204090

It's a fantasy adventure with a large side of made-up politics and loredump of religions I made up whose texts I work on sometimes.
It's very rough and I'd need to edit it a lot... But lately I've been thinking trying to publish it someday like people do online now might be fun. I'm not sure if it would appeal to a lot of people.
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>>29201314
>Its an "anon destroys the jew controlled system of the modern world and begins a genocide against lefties" day dream
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>>29204179
My dream story
I would read it probably unless the grammar or spelling made it unreadable. I want to find a series/story thats sort of like GOT in that it is low fantasy (though if there are high fantasy series, or series from any other genre of fantasy, that you think I would really like don't hold back) , realistic, and has lots of blood, sex, swordfighting, grittiness, and crudeness. But different in that it focuses on a single character (or at least a much smaller group of characters), and is more of a quest series like LOTR (though the scale of the quests don't necessarily have to be as huge as saving the world). Also it would be preferable if MC was a young man (13-25), and if it had some sort of romantic subplot. As long as it has some of those elements I'll have a great time with it.
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>>29204285
>>29204179
whoops ignore >dream story< part. Meant to take that out.
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>>29204196
>Its an "anon destroys the jew controlled system of the modern world and begins a genocide against lefties" day dream
this but with use of gundam
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>>29201314
>it's an "anon works for the CIA, gets driven around in black suburbans with blue flashing lights, makes millions of dollars and spies on putin" daydream
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>>29201314
>its an "anon decides to shoot up the school but somehow is a bad ass and beats the police and runs to mexico and fucks qt latinas on the beach and then sort of becomes like zero in Code Geass except without mechas and become leader in global traditionalist young adult male white nationalist uprising against dykes and kikes" day dream.
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>>29203913
Holy shit, absolute madman
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>>29204285

It's high fantasy. Lots of main characters because I couldn't pick one favorite, the more important is around that age range. Realism levels fluctuate. There's not that much crudeness, effort to be particularly gritty, no explicit sex. There's a few couples that stay together, but romance usually comes and goes. Some characters quest, some don't.
Overall not something a lot of people would go for, it seems. But I really did just start it without anybody but me in mind.
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>>29203014
This this this

I daydream about directing epic fantasy movies
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>>29204726
Good for you then. I'd still be interested if you want to share just to see what another anon can produce. Maybe the first chapter or whatever its equivalent is.
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>>29201314
>its an "anon is a young adventurer going on adventures in some sort of fantasy world
>orphaned as child
>go on quests
>fighting evil sometimes & sometimes getting in trouble with the law
>struggle to survive
>making friends & enemies
>am skilled swordsman
>get into sword fights a lot
>have sword that is somehow super special
>slowly but surely get stronger
>fight monsters
>eventually form a party with a goofy guy that slowly becomes my bff & tomboy tsundere qt that I slowly fall in love with
>get into all types of adventures & trouble with them involving dragons & giants & sea monsters & evil wizards & swordsmen & bandits & saving a princess & ghosts & whatever will get us enough money to put food on the table
>we growcloser on our goofy quests
>bff eventually finding love
>tsundere qt gets jealous when a princess takes interest into me & I get jealous when a ranger takes interest into her
>eventually discovering a super evil conspiracy that all our adventures were involved in
>find out this super evil was somehow connected to my parents death
>find out I have a brother and/or sister
>go on epic quest to defeat super evil
>few friends that were made in me & my party's previous adventures die along the way helping us
>endure and keep going on quest to defeat super evil
>eventually fight in epic final sword battle to defeat super evil big boss
>nearly get defeated but someone from my past who was working for big boss who felt guilty and betrays him
>guy from past gets killed but either I am or he is able to defeat big boss because of his sacrifice
>little bit after the final victory get married to tsundere qt & settle down somewhere I can make a decent income
>have kids with her, kids are twins a boy & a girl
>one looks like me and the other of which looks like wife
>meet up with bff sometimes who has started a family of his own
>tell stories of these days to my children
>the end. Or is it?" day dream

1/2
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>its an "anon becomes an operator despite being unable to do a single pull up" daydream
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2/2

>>29204726
>>29204984
>>29204285

This is basically the bare plot of the adventure series/story I want to write. My question I guess is how do you start writing?
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>>29204984
>>29205036
*autism*

oregano
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>>29201314
>Its an "anon gets the power to pause time and rape every girl in school and 9 months later theres a big mystery how so many girls got pregnant at an upper middle class public school at the same time" day dream
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>>29204845

I'm not really ready to show anybody yet. I've only recently admitted to writing. Thank you for your interest, though. It's quite heartening.

>>29204984

That's a lot more of a coherent story than my mess. I like it, it has a sincerity to it that I like.

>>29205036

Just start somewhere near the beginning. Let it go naturally from there. Don't fixate on editing as you go, just rite and only go back to edit once in a while. Progress must be made, Anon. Godspeed.
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>>29202865
>Also anyone had daydreams about playing your favorite song on piano at school?

Yes, and they came true. In my final year I pounded out "I'm My Own Master Now" at graduation. It was such an autistic song choice but it sounded so good no one cared. One of my favourite memories.
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>it's a "anon is a small child being taken care of by a motherly fictional character" day dream
It's how I go to sleep faggots, ascend to my level.
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I typed mine out but it was so gay
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>>29205392
Thanks m8. Good luck with your adventures too.
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What's your 'go to sleep' daydream anons? Mine was cuddling with oneitis until I got myself a reality check, now it's just random shit.
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>>29205558
Pls share. Its better to let your autism leak out here then irl.
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>robots
>not the harold lauders of any given scenario
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>>29205583
>>29205442
induces pure blissful chemical release
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>>29203976
Haha you're not, I love that one

In mine they tell me the situation expecting me to be happy and I'm like "...wait, so you're telling me all I have to do to destroy humanity is kill myself?"

And then they see in my eyes what I'm about to do but they don't react fast enough to stop me as I jump off a conveniently nearby cliff laughing my ass off all the way down
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>it's an anon rapes several schoolgirls daydream
>it's an anon blackmails the teacher into sucking him off and fucking her daydream
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>>29201314
>its an "anon and qt get stuck under an avalanche together and have to cuddle to conserve body heat" day dream.
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>>29201314
>its an "anon quits being a lonely stoner, joins NoFap, cuts his hair and does his eyebrows, gets compliments from grills, discovers his long lost family, gets a date with his literal definition of 10/10, and feels overall more confident about life" day dream

Except all of this shit actually happened. so long faggots, I'm off to join the normies
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>>29205988
Story time?
oregano
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>it's an "anon is a cute grill" daydream
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>>29201989
Literally every second day I have a daydream like that.
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>it's an "anon figures out how to time travel and then uses said power to kill himself earlier than he should have" daydream
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>it's an "anon dreams about if his life went right from the beginning until he started a family and then woke up" daydream
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>it's an "Anon is a SS officer at a concentration camp where for some reason all his bullies are imprisoned. they beg and cry but he still orders their execution" day dream
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>>29201314
It's an "anon gets a gun and shoots everyone and later himself" dream
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>Its an "anon lives in an alternate reality where everyone just has public sex all the time" episode
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>It's an "anon can change his biologic traits and become the what he wants" daydream
>It's an "anon take the right choices and is happier than ever before" daydream
>It's an "anon become a self sufficient outdoors man living in a cabin in the woods" daydream
>It's an "anon is a very smart and literate polymath" daydream
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>"fuck me right here anon"
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>>29201314
>it's an "anon gains godlike super powers and uses them to completely fuck around Hancock-style" day dream
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I'm 26 and still continue a mental fanfic I started when I was 6, mostly when I shit/on public transit.
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>>29205442
>tfw remember how my mother used to tuck me in
shit was comfy
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>>29201314
>It's an "anon has telepathy and never makes a fool of himself in front of other people ever again" day dream
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>>29201314
>it's an "anon is a cool celebrity that represents robots and is admired on /r9k/" daydream
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>>29201314
>it's a "Anon gets superpowers and saves the world" daydream
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>it's an "anon dreams of being a member of a talented and successful alternative band performing in front of thousands of people"
>it's an "anon is famous and doing ask me anything on /mu/ episode"
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>It's an "anon introduces their neices/nephews to 'strange' music like boredoms and anal cunt, and discusses crazy concert experiences with them" daydream
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>>29207290
It was comfy, and it's even more comfy to imagine an unrelated fictional idealized woman adopting you and doing it the same way. Speaking of which, time to go to bed.
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>It's an "anon kisses the qt for the last time before the world ends" daydream
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>>29202931
sauce p-pls
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>>29203068
>those 5 minute I give my self to wake up before I'm late to work

One day I'm gonna fall for that dream and lose my job and fuck my life up for good, I know it
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>>29205008
>>its an "anon becomes an operator despite being unable to do a single pull up" daydream


Kek, best one so far.
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>It's an anon is the commander of a battlestar daydream
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>it's an anon has a sex dungeon that consists of 7 foot tall space marine like futas that have him as their servant and send him out to capture girls so they can rape them daydream
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>>29201985
that was one of my most frequent daydreams
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>it's an "anon flies into the event horizon of a black hole while the entire world watches through cameras mounted on the ship" daydream

>this song is playing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61LZKhBgDso (specifically the 1st movement)
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>it's an "anon wins the lottery and leaves for america to start a new life" daydream
>it's an "anon shrinks down to a foot tall and is teased by all the shortstacks at work" daydream
>it's an "anon shrinks down even more and fits into that one polish shortstack's cleavage" daydream
>it's an "anon finally gets around to writing that fanfiction and it's considered a masterpiece of fan-made literature and is developed into a film" daydream
>it's an "anon learns the double bass, reunites with high school friends, starts a jazz-rock band, and becomes enough of a success to reinvogate the jazz genre on pop music charts" daydream
>it's an "anon becomes friends with a cartoonishly chirpy genki girl who's taller than him, she moves in with him, and they eventually raise an equally chirpy daughter with a snarky sense of humour" daydream

i dont know what i want

please fucking kill me
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>>29210229
that's a very fast t*rkroach you've got there
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>it's an "anon leads an army wearing fancy officer outfit" day dream
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>>29210261
pretty good taste in daydreams fampai

solid 8.5/10
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>it's an "anon travels to the future and amazes his contemporaries with his knowledge of the past"
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>It's an "anon finds out they're the heir to a kingdom on another side of the world" daydream
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>it's an "anon becomes a serial killer and dies and once in hell is enlisted by satan to return to earth on some sort of dastardly mission and is then revived by a satanic cult in order to complete the mission" daydream
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>it's another "Anon gets his life together and changes the world by becoming an influential political figure" daydream
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>you will never fight off a great Evil in a story that spans over 10 years
>you will never follow it through the Galaxy and try to save other planets but fail
>you will never have a close band of friends that die one by one as you try and fail to save the Galaxy
>you will never follow it on a suicide mission to the centre of the Galaxy
>you will never discover the truth of the Universe and meet God
>you will never fight God to try and stop the plan and save the Universe
>you will never be a legend that saved the Universe from God's plan

>tfw
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>It's an "anon is an old and accomplished man being interviewed about his life" daydream
>It's an "anon gains superpowers but only uses them to take care of himself" daydream
>It's an "anon has a gun and has been given carte blanche to use it by the police" daydream
>It's an "anon is visited by God who asks if anon would like to restart his life, and anon says yes but requests to be born 50 years earlier" daydream
>It's an "anon has a gf" daydream (obligatory)
>It's an "anon is a Terminator and walks around being impervious to all harm" daydream

Used to daydream about that last one so much I started having actual dreams about it
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>>29208028
The most patrician dream.
Sometimes part of me thinks there's still some kind of hope... Like I'd be happy playing bass in a underground band as a kind of second occupation.

Just fuck my shit up senpai.
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>>29210316
>its an "anon leads an army, but he's somehow better than all of them and uses a special weapon" daydream
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>it's an "anon remembers all the weird thoughts he used to have an sometimes still has and wonders whether they, combined with his shyness, indicate that he's a schizophrenic" daydream
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>it's an "anon imagines he's in the role of Stannis Baratheon and consistently fights to take over a metaphorical Winterfell" day dream
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>it's an "anon tells a qt girl that he thinks she's pretty and, whilst not reciprocating the feeling, she acknowledges it and thinks its sweet" daydream
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>>29210459
I do this but instead of changing the world I'm running a small scale dictatorship. A mix of Putin and South American dictators. Country still has some kind of freedom, but I pretty much do as I like.

Even in my daydreams I'm a fucking asshole. Damn.
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>>29201314
>It's an "anon kills a shooter and takes his gun to kill the other shooter(s)" dream
Why so specific, you may wonder? I don't fucking know, but it feels so good until I wake up.
I actually feel appreciated for once in my life. People would really care about and congratulate me.
People would finally tell me I have a REASON for being sad and angry because of the stress I went through in that moment.

But for now, I'll have to continue being someone who has no reason to be bitter, but still is.
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>>29210348
>it's an "anon goes back in time and amazes he locals with technology" daydream
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN4GKxEZ4JA
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>>29201985
>anon goes NUCLEAR
I'M WILD I'M BREAKING UP INSIDE
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>it's an "anon crossdress and prostitute himself as a girl" day dream

Pls kill me
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>>29202073
This wasn't a dream for me..

I don't even try with other girls because of fucking oneitis please end it
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>>29201314
>had a dream where the apocalypse was happening and the word was going to end in five seconds as I just woke up
>knew I was going to die
>whisper "oh well" and close my eyes
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>>29202792
DELEET THEESE

FUUCK
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>>29202744
>Pack of wolves
Fucking Normie tier taste
>Not befriending the bull of a herd of bison and acting as their guide through a tough winter
>Not saving a wolverine from a bear trap and having the wolverine help you in various situations as its way of showing its thanks
>Not raising a mountain lion's Cubs after finding them grieving over her dead body
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>>29203677

>it's an anon creates pocket dimensions daydream

GET GET GET GET OUT OF MY HEAD

AAAAAHHH
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>>29210261
Just realised that by posting all of these here, I won't be able to take any of them seriously anymore because I'll just think about this thread.

Time to move onto different fantasies I guess.
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>start having dreams about how she ignores you and you watch her hug another guy as she cries with happiness.

I want off this ride.
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>it's an "anon is a world famous pro wrestler who wins multiple championships, gathers a loyal following and is inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame" day dream
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>>29212317
let it go, Tim
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>>29207252
whats it about?

oregano
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>it's an "anon travels to space and gets an alien harem" day dream
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>>29203976
sperm banks
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>>29211218
its probably better this way anyway. Though no matter how much I want to stop I'll never be able to stop fantasizing of a very tan, blonde, very athletic, much smarter then me, spoiled teenage girl, mini giantess from leashing me up and making me her pet.
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>>29202675
Oregairu. Nice
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>>29210484
wasn't that basically evangelion except without the space shit?
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>>29210820
what sot of weird thoughts?
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>>29212588
>>29211218
Also even more autistically I want her to force me to fuck other twink tier guys while she flicks her bean to us. I'm not even gay I swear.
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>>29201314
You know what? FUCK YOU. I can and will be
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>>29204309
oh my fucking god, my dude,
every other night.
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>>29201989
gtfo of my mind
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>>29201314
>it's an "anon making a living from home and being a shut in in a 1 bedroom apartment daydream"
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>It's an "anon gains mind control powers and starts a cult where everyone worships him and culminates in a standoff with the police in the street, who ultimately succumb to his will" daydream
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>>29208120
dude, yes.
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>>29201314
>It's an "anon is blessed with chuuni superpowers as well as Chad and somehow anon ends up as the villain" daydream
>It's an "anon is great at sports in PE and everyone wants to pick him" daydream
>It's an "anon is a genius electrical engineer and programmer that creates a real-life PET from the Battle Network series" daydream
>It's an "anon falls in love with a cute sickly bed bound girl while in the hospital" daydream
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>it's an "anon is a noble knight who travels through his medieval fantasy world saving qt princesses, fights in epic battles and eats comfy food and mead with his band of knight bros in cozy taverns" day dream
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>>29213304
>>It's an "anon is great at sports in PE and everyone wants to pick him" daydream

STOP THIS
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>>29201314
>its an "everyone at anon's highschool somehow gets transported to an alternate fantasy dismension with dragon n shit, and anon ends up becoming the leader /hero of the legion that he forms out of the school and he saves a princess and marries her and rules her kingdom while having a harem of the stacies fom highschool while the chads are your bodyguards" day dream
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>it's an "anon gets stranded in the wild with the president and stubbornly treats him like any other guy and ends up becoming close friends and get to hang around the white house after they get rescued" daydream
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>it's an "anon finds out his lifelong oneitis who he had flirts with at every years summer camp and planned to live happily ever after with moved to his town after many years only to discover that he was too late because she already got married and had a baby" daydream

No wait, that's reality.
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>it's an "anon is a parkour master and is famous on the Internet because of it" daydream
fuck me, even my daydreams revolve around me running away from my problems
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>>29201314
>it's an "anon has to answer 4chan trivia in front of the population of the world in order to save us all from alien destruction" day dream
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>>29214279
Storytime?


oregano onagero
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>>29201314
People like me and the homeless are the ones who survive in the post-apocalypse world. We're suited to misery. Normies are not. Things that would make them scream and cry and faint do not phase me. I've eaten rats spit roasted on a fire, I've lived in a literal sewer, I can live on my own in the woods and make a hut out of fallen logs and leaves. I'm sure I'd be fine.
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>>29206730
God I have that daydream to.
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>it's an "anon is in a team survival game and he betrays his normie teammates at the end"
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>>29214701
I would but I'm gonna sleep now. But long story short, I ended up a shut-in virgin neet with zero friends and she lived on happily every after, probably having forgotten me. Moral of the story is to seize the moment and that you're not forever young.
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>It's an anon somehow becomes an extremely smart/impossible to catch terrorist dream
>It's an anon sets up cameras where he's going to shoot up and records the shooting and then proceeds to upload it online with calming 50's music over it that somehow has the best match up with the gunshots dream
>It's an anon gets praised all over 4chan as the best thing the website's ever made dream
>It's an anon scares all of the NORMIES off of 4chan after they relize they're posting with murderous terrorists
It's a good dream
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>It's an "anon is 40 years old, successful and having a great evening with his family and friends in some remote town in southern France" day dream

More normie-tier

>It's an "anon becomes the next techie billionaire with some viral normie app while still being a robot and shows up in a Maserati at his uni" day dream
>It's an "anon stops a terrorist attack in front of everyone, is recorded, becomes famous and redpill people on the true danger of islam" day dream
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>>29202865
Everyone is daydreaming, and most guys dream of being badasses. It's not an autist thing.
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>its another "anon has a gf, they are on a date and attacked by government agents in a mistaken identity scenario, he loses one arm and an eye and is taken in by rebel forces but his gf dies, he is given robotic limbs and eye, and tracks down the man who killed his gf (the president of the usa) to seek revenge" daydream
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>It's an "anon gets abducted by future space humans to be used as a guinea pig/universe hopping agent due to his augmentation compatible genes, gets sick warp powers and eventually goes rogue to retire in a galaxy that is a smash up Halo/ME/some smaller sci-fi universes and lives with his alien bros and/or bf"
Please just fucking end me already, diagnose me with cancer. Anything to make me feel like less of a leech on my already poor family
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>it's an "Anon gets superpowers and saves the earth from an all powerful alien threat" daydream
>It's another "Anon finds somebody who likes gentle dom and gets held down and fucked daydream
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>>29214843
Doesn't sound too different from my life desu
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>its an "Anon is transported to another universe where the gender roles are reversed" day dream

Why couldnt I have been born a girl?
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>>29201314
> its a "anon has a gf" daydream
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>it's an "90% of males have died and anon runs an impregnation harem" daydream
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>>29215234

>It's an "anon becomes the next techie billionaire with some viral normie app while still being a robot and shows up in a Maserati at his uni" day dream

my feefees
>>
>>29218456

>its an "Anon is the only human among a race of non-humans that have incredibly poor sexual stamina and becomes a pornstar/sex god" daydream
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>>29201314
>it's an "anon is involved in a Dr. Manhattan-type accident causing him to become an omnipresent god who uses his powers to make the world more like a fantasy, doing stuff like making ghosts and zombies real on Halloween, etc." day dream
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>>29201314
>it's an "anon dreams about playing a 3D AAA Space Station 13 and almost convinces himself it's real" day dream
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>>29201314

>Its an "Anon is a supervillain with an army, secret fortress, sexy henchwomen and so on" daydream
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>>29210957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEh6JK9ECSU
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>>29203007
If I could only restart my life it would be perfection
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>Not too long ago this morning
>Woke up two hours after I fell asleep swearing to christ I heard footsteps near my head
>Slowly get up
>Grab nearby fly spray can
>Grab nearby knife (blunt, but it has japanese characters on it)
>Quickly scan first half of the basement
>Run into the next half
>Check all hiding places including under the bed
>Realise I was fully convinced there was someone here and I was prepared to kill and die
>Don't manage to get back to sleep but spend the rest of the night thinking about me in the mutant strewn post apocalypse with my qt spec ops waifu

All of that is actually real, turns out it was just someone upstairs walking around like a noisy asshole right above my bed. But make no mistake the kids at school were right, I have the eyes of a killer and the blood of the beast.
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>>29202184
The world is just going to drag on and on, friendo.
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>It's an "anon is deemed worthy to join a secret society/esoteric order" daydream
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>>29201314
>it's an "anon has superpowers but just pretends to be retarded and live a normal loser life" daydream

I'll never fly to my wageslave prison.
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>its an anon gets transported to some fantasy medieval type world and is a young king of one a medium/smallish sized comfy little kingdom with all the power and intelligence to defend it with love from all the people in said kingdom.
this would involve loads of qt grills falling for you, adoration and respect of all the people when walking the streets and the town and everyone seeing you as a hero.
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>its an anon provides comfort and understanding for a younger qt bullied girl with self esteem issues and she soon falls in love with you and you hang out during nights and enjoy the comforts of the night and the company of each other.
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>>29219308
>not being the nameless hero who shows up to help the king, who is a good friend, fight off some evil then go back to chilling in your quiet estate on the border of the kingdom
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>imagines himself playing his favorite rock song in front of his whole school
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>It's an "anon travels to a world of primitives and works out how to communicate, lead and elevate a tribe of industrious but short lived tribes people into into different eras" daydream
>>
I always wondered if girls had these sort of fantasies too. Playing in a band in front of the school or saving your oneitis from an attack are almost universal school boy fantasies around the world.

What do school girls fantasise about? Being chased by the football captain?
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>it's an "anon is a world class sniper in the military camped in hills injecting heroin to calm his nerves, smoking cigs and waiting for his shot" day dream
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>>29219820

being raped and bukake'd by blacks, obviously.
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>>29219977
Holy shit I didn't know I wanted to day dream about this. Thanks anon.
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>>29218456
wtf is that pic?
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>>29201314
>it's an "anon gets superpowers and stacy becomes his gf and chad becomes his bff" day dream
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>it's an anon is a vagrant sorcerer who sustains himself with magic and just walks around enjoying the fantastical scenery and talking to animals daydream
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>>29204984
dragon quest v?

kinda
>>
>it's an "anon finally can read Japanese" day dream

Slowly but surely... slowly but surely
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