High School Choice Game
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IT'S TIME TO MAKE THE ULTIMATE CHOICE, /R9K/. DO YOU HAVE THE GUTS?
>>29204162
ROLL
GIVE 99 GOGOGOGO
>>29204162
GIVE ME 99 PLEASE GOD I WANT TO DIE.
>>29204162
LETS ROLL OFC ITS NOT ORIGINAL
>>29204162
fuck yeah baby 99 get
>>29204162
>Science lessons are a joke
>In a Islamic school.
What???? You must have confused islam for Protestantism.
>>29204162
PLS KEK I NEED THIS
>>29204325
Ok mehmet.
>http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/saudi-arabia-panel-of-scientists-admits-women-are-mammals-yet-not-human/
Why the fuck is bag worth the same as a hot girlfriend? Why can't I just go buy a goddamn normal bag? Roll I guess.
wtf - is this mega hard mode or something?
dat dere 99
>>29204351
the fuck am i supposed to do with 51 points? the fuck kind of mega loser are you even if you get 99 points and use it perfectly.....
>>29204339
Information contained in this World News Daily Report website is for entertainment purposes only.
rollin first
Rolling for 43 or above, dont need all that other worthless shit
aaaaaaaaaa
original
rolling
for the win
taking school shooting, zangeif and the down syndrome kid for 156 points total
appearance 43
no gf for +5
school 38 points
walking
stationary 19
bag 25
special items the 20 point books and 16 point survival
looks absolutely banging desu senpai
>>29204162
Time to be a loser in high school once again.
>>29204162
plz 99
>>29204162
implying this is originalo
>>29204162
roll anime life
>>29204162
Come on senpai, 99 getto~
>>29204408
Shouldn't have provoked the random number gods I guess.
>80 points
>use up all by third option
shit game
>>29204162
Rollin'! Limp bizkit
>>29204440
seriously, it's 5 points for a joke backpack
>>29204162
roll
originalino
LETS ROLL DONT TELL ME ITS NOT ORIGINAL
>>29204162
hello rovots.it is time 2 dance.
>>29204162
Roll original cinnamon
chad mode
no gf
Alison bertha high
walk
crayons
pink bag
>implying any of this shit will matter if im chad
>>29204162
rolling around at the speed ov sound
I actually enjoyed high school
>>29204162
Aight lets see my points bby
originalo rollereeno
>>29204162
Rolling for omega
>>29204162
Redo high school with a better life
Nice
>>29204162
pump a rum ny migga!
>>29204162
Rollini rollini give me the originalini.
rollo tomasi
posting for da digits.
rolling like a bowling ball
origenalerino commentarerino
TIME TO FUCKING ROLL
>>29204162
LET'S FUCKING GO LADS
I only know of one original comment and that is this one!!!
>>29204162
big ol roll
>>29204162
ok, lets go through this nightmare again
>>29204162
Roll, roll and roll
>>29204162
let's see what I got.
Much senpai
Very originality
wow
>>29204162
rollerdingerino
>>29204162
rock'n'roll fucking original
>>29204162
i fucking hate myself 7 points please make my next life be luckier
>>29204162
testerino rlloerino
>>29204162
originarollllll
>>29204162
rolling it up
original rollerino for 99
Let's see what happens, considering I graduated last night
>>29204162
Rolling. I want a down syndrome bf
>>29204162
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>>29204162
SURE, let me see what I got
roll/
90 at least plox
I wanna be the chad bloxx
>>29204162
i hope i get a good highschool life
I could think of better ways to spend my time if I weren't so busy wasting my time.
>>29204162
rollin for 99 obviously
Rolololololololling
ergv bloxyt roliiioloinngg
>>29204162
well fuck me backwards
I am in this thread and I am rolling my dice as they say.
>>29205302
Well good luck with that, man
>>29205326
>26 so 30
oh well
>sonichu & shooting +54
>84 points
>survive shooting -16 (68)
>Unity -25 (43) (can't afford Alison Bertha)
>stationery -19 (24)
>2nd backpack -8 (16)
>walk 0 (16)
>nogf +5 (21)
>become own gf -21 (0)
would be fun to go to unity with nun teachers but meh
I love these games
rollkommando
I will play this game.
99 get pls senpai
>>29204162
pls gib points
>>29205397
fug
I'll take being full Chad, the Blonde bitch, and Unity High
>Implying Chad Thundercock needs a vehicle or a bag to carry his pens, he doesn't even have fucking pens.
hello friendos, im here to play this game
Roll for Allah
Should be getting ready for wagecuckery but lets fucking kill ourselves
>>29204162
How do we tell if we survive the school shooting?
Roll
i can suffer all over again yay
>>29204162
LET'S DO THIS. I WANT MEGAPOINTS
>>29204162
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOMMY SUCK MY WINKY WINKY AHHHHHHHH MOMMY DRINK MY MILKY WILKY AHHHHHHHHH YESS
Rolling familam
>>29204162
So is a GF needed?
Or no?
alright lets survive a school shooting
>>29204162
EV gb in h I'm egg gb unimplemented crop
>>29204162
big ass fuckin' niggers suckin off my white cock till i fuckin blow a MASSIVE WAD
also roll
>>29204162
LETS ROLL BBY
>>29204162
Would like some sweet 99's, but anything will do.
rollin
original comment
ass ass ass ass
fuckable teacher pls pls
>>29204162
do you have it guts?
Rollerino
Some really oroginal comment never used before
>>29204162
lol, american education is fucking pathetic
you have this exaggerated, almost comical social caste system that is almost laughable and is only indicative of your shallowness and stupidity
>>29204162
roll anus penis
>>29204162
Give me fucking 99 cunt
>>29204162
rolling for the sake of finding out what happens
Rull
Gjfdhjgfhjdfvjkroriginalityisamaymay
>>29204162
Give me a 99 please KEK
>>29204162
rollen da roll
im a fembot pls answer me
rolling
do i have to choose one in every category?
Rollan, hs was hell
>>29204162
roll
robot pls
ugp igyug iugiug yug ug uy
Rolling with the aspect of created or invented works by as being new or novel, and thus can be distinguished from reproductions, clones, forgeries, or derivative works.
>>29204162
wroll ittttt up
>that car on the far right
It's only an FD rx7 with a body kit, not really that expensive, like it's not dirt cheap but it's not expensive
Also roll I guess
rawlling for doubles, plz kek
>>29204162
im rollin hard
OH SHIT NGIGER WAHT ARE U DONG
>>29204162
Ples rolle gud numbro
Rollerblades original
>>29204162
roll
do something
>>29204162
I'll give a swirl, I like these games
ass shit in my as fiuklcd :^)
reeee normans get out ;c
>>29204162
rolling for some stones
be wise
>>29204162
Have to get some points!
tldr rll olo rol it
>>29205784
I'm sure we're all thrilled to hear about the wonders of your school system
>>29204162
fucking roll for an original comment on an image boardx
bruh roll
>>29204162
Rolling tbofam
Roll toll bull dull
>>29206393
There are no wonders about it, it's just that the american one is laughably pathetic
>>29204162
my body is rdy
>>29204162
ALRIGHT
ORIGINAL HIGH SCHOOL
>>29204162
Rolling for many points
If I had to do high school again I'd probably rub away and become a bum until I turn 16
>>29204162
r-r-rolling!
99 pls
>>29204162
sure thing, yes oregan0
roller sk8er boi
>>29204162
THIS TIME I WON'T FUC KUP!
>>29204162
roll rn
>>29206702
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
UNFAIR UNFAIR
REEEEEROLL
>>29204162
ROLLING BIG MONEY FUCK YOU THIS IS ORIGINAL
I can do things right this time.
NINETY NINE POINTS
>>29204162
rolling nigga.
give me smooth give me silky
>>29204162
bowlino highkino
It won't take much to do better than I did.
>>29204162
Rolling for 99
Origianue
>>29204162
vitupead
99 get me pleaseoriginality is the opiate of the sin
Roll! 99
Allah help me this time
GIVE ME THE 99 PLEASE CHAD
rollingoriginaslsdo
bring it on nigguh
>>29204162
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha fucking nigger this original shit sucks so fucking much fuck the person who made it
>>29204162
Rolololololololol
>>29204162
Time to get fucked over in life once more
Sea salt
>>29204162
roll: the original comment
>>29204162
gimme 99 gimme 99 oregano post senpai~
>>29204162
God I hope I get to be a chad
suicide is the answer lads?
roll thread where every roll has to be original?
>yes I hope this roll is original
Rol
this is just to make it original qqh
Rrrrrolllg+$+&'+hxbdhfjdhdjdjxjduxjx
rollpppqsnvjdidb
helter skelteeeeeeeeeeer
>>29204162
saefghjjjj hurensohn
>>29204162
reeeeeeee get off my rolls
Rowling in my skin
SPORZA
>>29204162
Many points please!
rolling
But you can't just say rolling.. not, "original". So instead I'll say a bunch of nothing and also funions, burritos, that nigger haired chic from cheers, and al bundy's sofa. op's ultimate date.
let's roll
Yes, I know that my post post is not original 4chanbot, this is a fucking rolling thread.
>>29207415
fuck that, reroll god dammit i deserve a second chance! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
a mac? seriously? that's more gay than two dudes fucking in front of paralyzed ww2 veterans on the 4th of july in front of the nig house.
>>29204591
wew lad thats one for the books my nigga desudesudesu
>>29204162
99 plz
original comment
rolling
back to highschool then....feels like it was yesterday, even though it has been a decade now
>>29204162
All I car about is generic high, the 17 point girl and that 25 point bag.
GET GARY A NEW PAIR OF SHOES
>>29205800
Lmao u done got reked
>>29204162
llor roll original
>>29204162
LET'S FUCKING GO WOOOO
Alright you bitch nigga I'm game.
>>29204162
ROLLLING
E
EWQ
E
QW
WE
E
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EQW
EW
EQ
EQ
>>29207909
oh for fucks sake
guess i'll be a liberal and go to a jewish high school and pray to g_d that nepotism isn't a /pol/ meme
rollin
original comment xd
rolland :DDDDDDDDDDDDD|
dolrold
roall
>>29204162
This thing proved it was retarded when it decided a fucking brown satchel was 'stylish'. Some fucking fedora tipper wrote this for sure.
>>29204162
roll it, I never went to hs I need to know what could'vebeen
rolllllll
bloxblox
jtulaso
>>29204162
roll go get it
>>29204162
what the fuck this is actually cool
roll
>>29204162
LETS GET ROLLING THIS BADBOY
Hello mr rolly game thing gimme points
>>29204162
Rollin around at the speed of sound. Wow what an original comment
GIVE ME SOME GOOD SHIT BOIIIIII
Roll pls give me 99 ahahdjed
>>29204162
dey see me rollin all up in this biatch t b h
>>29204162
nigger faggot rolls 99
>>29204162
Fuycit rollin that shityef jor for my butt
>>29204162
rollan dolan originalisimo
>>29204162
lolololololol
origimi
rolling rawhide etc rollihng
>>29204162
This is why this board is so diseased. They can't get over something that happened years ago and instead have to play out a fantasy version on a Japanese culture image board spinoff to fulfill some hole they can't get past. Paaaathetic
>>29204162
uh, hi
Rolling
Suka blyad
roll
>inb4 00
rwjj]
>>29204162
inb4 cucked in a cyoa
rolando
shalom
Roll <totally original>
Lets see how many of these points i get and how long i have to write in order to avoid the damn robot
Originalioli
>>29208905
J U S T F U C K M Y S H I T U P (30)
Sonichu Medallian (47)
All teachers are nuns (71)
Omg it's him (28)
no gf (33)
generic HS (33)
Walking (33)
crayons (28)
normal backpack (20)
illuminati (0)
need that 99 plz
no booty rape robot plz
need that 99 plz
no booty rape robot plz
I beg you
>>29204162
Extreme Megaroll, son.
yesss
hghhj7676
poop 354678976867
>>29204162
Let's see. Rolling for what I had before.
>>29204162
Roll
Fkdkdndndkdkd
>>29204162
rollan commence
>>29204162
roll niggas
>>29204162
roll
99 pls
>>29204162
Completely original rollerino
rami
>>29204162
give me high number pls
*teleports behind you and cuts you in half with katana* nothing personnel kid i'm just here to roll.
>>29204162
rolatino pizza roll
>>29204162
maybe I can be chad this time...
Alright alright alright. Let's see what da papa gets.
>>29209342
Nice, I can go for my original getup. I'll be 'that polite guy' (-24), no gf (+5) and silver tongue (-25). Not sure what I should use my two remaining points for.
>>29204162
rollan
this seems fun
>>29204162
rolling!!!!
googogogog
>>29204162
go
origionu
>>29204162
Pls gimme a big number
rolling for points
Here we go boys, maybe this will go better then real highschool!
>>29204162
I never roll for any of these for holy shit it made me laugh.
Who wouldn't take shooting+surviving? I think it's OP.
MARCO ROLLIO
O ERR KRSJID
Rollollollollollolloll
everytime i try to roll it doesnt work what the fuck.
rolling again.
>>29204162
>Tf 0 dubs
I am doomed desu my good senpaitachi
>>29204162
please,please,99 motherfucker please
Thank you for this opportunity. I won't waste it this time. Gonna get into a top tier uni and make money that's it. Fuck friends. Fuck gf. Gonna have to beef up my extracurriculars tho.
>>29204162
Why is everyone rolling but no one post their choices? I want to make fun of people reerollin' btw
>>29204162
>Emma Watson
>Perfect personality
What kind of emascualted, feminazi beta-orbiter made this pic? Or he has no clue what kind of unbearable bitch she is ion real life?
>>29204162
ya man ya I got the guts
>>29204162
rololo
this is, in fact, an original comment
let me win the lottery family
>>29204162
WAKE ME UP, (HAILIES SONG NIGer
>>29209573
me
73
Ill take the
>school shooting +37
>nuns+24
>sonichu+17 (ill "wear" it in my pocket
>micropenis+35
113+73=187
I'll take chad for 43 = 144
Empty first high school romance for = 151
Alison Bertha High = 113
shitty car = 96
Pencil+paper = 77
old bookbag = 52
survive school shooting = 38
Job earning 25K = 24
Books = 4
how the fuck do i even play this
>>29204162
rolling for the sweet life
>>29204162
00 GET
DESU original ffs desu
>>29204162
gib dubs 4 cool skool kid
>>29209741
Easy familios.
41 starting.
Get peg leg + 70
Shooting + survive +16
No gf +5
Unity -25
Decent bag -25
Polite guy -24
Shit car -17
Good equipment -31
I even got 10 to spare, which I shall donate to whoever rolls after this post. I could upgrade to normal guy but I got my story straight.
The school is SWJ so a cripple will get all the benefits, plus the other respect-giving stuff. Perfect grades and a sad story, could even go to be a handicap athlete. Seems cool and eventful to me.
>>29208799
dam, sonthis comment ought to be original[spoiler/]
>>29204162
Rollololololllokjfjej ch ejwj ch djcjdlqpqjri39tk4jfjx
ROLL
GOGOGOGO
I'm rollin', bless me with a good number fampai.
>>29204194
You got fairly close, pal.
What do I get?
>gets 97
>(+21) gets sissified
>(+17) wears sonichu medallion
>(-43) is chad af
>(-40) gets emma watson
>(Free!) normal ass school
>(-11) running shoes
>(-25) gets dank bag
>(-14) gets 25K job
>Is left with 2 points
first time roll. I think i did pretty good
>>29204162
rollin
thisisdefinitelyanoriginalpost
>>29204162
Rollorino original commentino
rolling as well
this is also aswell an original post
>manpurse
>class
>girls will begin to talk to you
>fedoralords actually believe this
First time I got muted, let's see how it goes this time :/
>>29204162
time to rapefuck everyone
I want to be successful this time around. Rolling hard!
>>29204162
Sure I'll play. Just give me a high number.
roll pls no bone
Fuck it why nkttg
>>29204162
alrighty then, rolling
>>29204162
Last selection in the ball game.
>>29204162
r..roll?
cecqdq
>>29210679
fuck yes 79 points.
I'll take the normal look 47 points left
I'll take not have a girl +5. So 52
Unity Academy. I have 27 points left.
Walking.
19 points for pens and pencils! Bullshit ridiculous!
8 points left which I use for the 8 point backpack.
Fuck extra points. I don't need it.
>>29210661
+45 nuns and sissy
-43 Chad
-25 British one
-25 unity school (nuns teaching ahahahaha)
-0 walking
-11 chewed pen
-8 red bag
3 points spare wew
>>29204162
69get
rolll
>>29204162
rolling for 84
>>29204162
Going for it; why the fuck not?
points points points to spend
>>29204162
Rollo Rolling on roller skates.
Come on baby 99
>>29204162
kekerino brohamappotamous
rollan for qt gf
ROLLING GOD DAMN MAN
>>29204162
I'm assuming this will be painfully average rollerino
many points to spend plese
>>29204162
rollercoasterinal
rollin on a retard
Rolled up to date on a Saturday
let's see the outcome
>>29204162
blox times a lot
>>29204162
Crossin' my fingers
>>29204162
Big number, big number, NO WHAMMIES STOP!
sub 30 here i come~
>>29204162
Rawhidesburg
rolling rolling roll rolling
>>29204162
gogogogogogogogo pls
>>29204162
lets do this rollololol
>>29204162
Rolling for 99>>29204162
>>29204162jxhsbbsh
>>29211538
Okay, 38 points. Use the school shooting + survival combo for 21 points to make it 59.
That Guy, British middle class gf, jew school, bike, one set of stationary, string backpack, and the above uses all of my points.
My preferred combo would take 204 points anyway.
hello
rolling
penis
oroginal
>>29211809
hahah just kidding this is my real roll i fooled u guys
>>29211824
that also was a joke THIS IS MY REAL ROLL ISWEAR HAHAHHAHAH
>>29204162
Rollando yes yes gogo
im so fresh you can suck my nuts
fucking robot reeeeeeeee
>>29204162
My actual high school experience costs 147 points. What is this unbalanced fake shit?
ert
>>29204162
Rollliang
>>29204162
ROLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOL
;lkj;lk;jzxcl;jkcvx
>>29204162
wew lads desu rolling for the bantz
Rollinghdhshvshahabwjiwjw
>>29204162
R-r-r-rolling t b q h w y f
>>29204162
just fuck my roll up senpai
>>29204162
Roll roll roll me up boys
>>29204162
Rollexerino
>>29204162
Lets check this out shall we?
I wud like a rell
Roll for a number that's pretty high, like maybe 70plus or something would be really cool. So yeah.
>>29204162
fguhjfgfghhfgfhgfghh
I'm going to end up with 00 and kill myself my luck has run out at this point
>>29204162
Give me a roll, please.
Thanks
>>29204162
ahhhhhhhhhfu
>>29204162
leshgettit
time for nothing
rip me
>>29204162
rolls-royce original commentarinoerino
R-R-R-R-R-RAWLIN
ROLLLLLLing for dat good good
>>29204162
>>29212375
75 points aww yeah
Plus...
>Peg Leg +70
The loss is minimal lower leg and prosthetics these days are good.
>Appearance
24 point guy. His only downside is no gf easily but i can just buy one.
>GF
17 pt Jailbait girl only because the others are either slutty or fat
>High school
I'll take 38 pt. Alison Bertha High for ez success
>Transportation
I love to walk. That one.
>Stationary
L A P T O P
24 pts, ez choice
>Carrying
Anyone who doesn't pick the simple 8 pt. one is a fag
Finally I'll take the Illuminati books and still have 14 pts left over.
FUCK HIGH SCHOOL GIIMME ANOTHER CHANCE
Rolloriginal
One two three four
lets roll this people
>>29204162
they see me rolling
>Your comment was not original
REEEEEEEEE
Roll
Serboriginal bloxx
>>29204162
rololo af jan fkjwnesajfknwejkgfnwrognv wroen gvolewr ngvkloewn gvolkewrngiokwerngfkiowrenolwerg
>>29204162
rolllll4pointes
rollmydude
>>29204162
this is an incredibly unique post
>>29204162
Rolling for schoolshooter
I hope I don't get muted for this
>>29204162
roll
niggerkaj
>>29204162
rererererererolllllll
>>29204162
Roll plox
Eh sure, why not faglords.
rerolololol
>>29204162
rawr xP
Original roll
Nikola Tesla
>not original
Fuck you /r9k/ 3535235
i like rolling, just as i like bowling.
>>29204162
oh yeah this commentz needa be orig
>>29204162
God mode activate *boop*
>>29213100
WHAT THE FUCK, ROLLING GODS
>>29204162
Last orifi original as fuk
>>29204162
LET ME BE CHAD
>>29204162
brollinggg
fucking original you shit youre costing me numbers
>>29204162
Roll 99 get
l E T S GO O BOY
I want lots of points
>>29204162
Second chance, best chance
>>29213087
>87 points
Alright, first to add some more:
>Down syndrome dude +15
>No romance +5
>Hard ass teachers +24
>Sonichu medallion +17
>School shooting +27
Now I got a total of 175
>Survive the school shooting -16
>Chad Appearance -43
>Silver tongue -25
>Unity Academy -25
>Secret books -20
>Crayons -5
>Macbook -24
>Generic bag -8
I got a bit left over but that covers it all.
Explanation:
>I walk to school
>I don't pursue girlfriends, I just fuck random women cuz I'm Chad
>Silver Tongue and Chad status allows me to easily explain why I have a Sonichu medallion and a Downy kid annoying me
>Generic bag just to keep my Macbook safe, crayons because I had to pick something
>After school I go to an Ivy League school because my parents are rich and later join the Illuminati
EZ 99
just keep rollin rolling rollin
>>29204162
is high school in murica rly that bad?
>>29204162
roll me ma
>>29204162
Never seen this one before.
Rolling!
p-ppls
>>29204162
I had a shitty time. Let's see how it goes
>>29213235
Fucking min-max builds
>>29204162
plz gimme da good lyfe
Mkiddhssg
Rollvoili
It's interesting to compare peoples comments/wishes and the amount of points they actually get.
>>29212996
>96 points
>Appearance:
>43 points (53 left)
Handsome 10/10.
>Romance:
>+5 points (58 left)
Romance is for queers. Virgin for life, gonna be a handsome wizard.
>School:
>38 points (20 left)
Alison Bertha High. Where else can I train my mind for my eventual apotheosis into wizardhood?
>Transportation:
>17 points (3 left)
All wizards need a run down piece of shit to drive around in style.
>Stationary:
>31 points (-28, over budget)
A wizard needs his stationary, nigga. Also fuck mac.
>Carrying Equipment:
>25 points (-53, over budget)
Every wizard needs his bag of holding to carry all his fucking supplies.
>Special Item:
>16&25 points (-94, over budget)
Silver tongued wizard, best wizard. Especially critical with hiding my heresy from the nuns. Also survive the shooting.
>Extra Points:
>school shooting +37 points (-57, over budget)
>teachers are hardass nuns +24 points (-33, over budget)
>micropenis +35 points (2 points remaining)
Nice.
>>29204194
ROLL ROLL ROLL
99 GET
Rerollviolli
if you score less than 50, things are almost guaranteed to suck
>>29204162
RoLlanasdfsadfsdf
lets gooo 99 pls senpai
lol sounds fun
let's give this a try mia familia
>>29204162
99 GET
RAWL
>>29213813
sounds like read highscool
Nig nig jsj
>>29204162
rolling in an incredibly original way
>>29204162
big papi roll
>>29214102
>the schools biggest loser
Lets go 99
>>29214102
SHIT. Oh well, time to pick every free choice i can
>>29204162
I swear if I get a 30...
Could be fun. yaah
Be honest, folks: how many of you rolled like eight times until you got as many points as you wanted?
aeasiest rollo of my fucking life
jesus this is going to be difficult.... Roll
megamaaaan xddddddddd
hurm
rolling
this may not be original but I'm posting it anyway...u mad?
>>29204162
ROLL FOR HS GET
>>29204162
Raloroginal
>>29204162
rollerino for originalo contento por favor
>>29204162
Rolling like a river
ROLL for many pointz
pls roll op want good education
rolleando
>>29204162
give me a cute gf
>>29211299
Damn, life is good, man.
pls roll op want good educations
orig
>>29204162
ok ill do it
rollos candy
>>29204162
Holla holla get rolla
>>29204162
Posting man. I hope I'm not a normie still
>>29204162
Don't know what this is but OK.
>>29204162
fuck the robot bring da noise
Here's hoping I get a highroll, I'm always pretty lucky with rolls
More than 30 for life dream
rollangarros
>>29204162
Rolling for this stupid ass shit
fuck this imma roll
this is shit unless you have 60+ points.
Rolling for peg leg.
>>29214821
this is shit until i get 60 points.
>>29214241
>become incontinent and have a school shooting
>41 + 21 + 37 = 99
>letsdothis.gif
>appearance 24 (75)
>is a square irl
>no gf +5 (80)
>unity academy 25 (55)
>fucking walking (55)
>stationery 19 (36)
>carrying equipment 12 (24)
>being called delta is not that bad
>special - los illuminados libros 20 (4)
fucking taking those chances on that shooting idgaf
Why the fuck would you do a rolling thing on r9k? Now I have to pretend like I'm saying something interesting. Roll roll roll
>>29204162
Re rolling the following afternoon
>>29204162
idk what this is about but roll fast before 404
im playing
This seems like a good waste of time
>>29204162
Rolleringooo
>>29214946
Okay 46 + 24 (hard-ass nuns, who won't bother me as much as other kids) = 70 points total
Appearance: 11 (faggot, that's okay)
First romance: 17 (jailbait. Only looks 3 years younger??)
High school: free
Transportation: 17 (faggotmobile)
Stationery: 8 (Hello Kitty. I'm already a faggot anyway, why not double down?)
Backpack: 4 (Barbie. Why not triple down?)
Special items: 14 (job that earns $25k)
Roll niggers, better get me 99
>>29204162
Please I just finished highschool (Im 18 mods fuck off) and want a better chance
ILL GET 99
>>29204216
is u kill yet
>>29204162
toastie roastie rollie!
>>29204162
Rollin for memes
Originalmto
>>29215292
92 points. I take peg leg. + 70.
162 points. "OMG, ITS HIM, LOOK GIRLS!" - 43.
119 points. I stay celibate no points taken from romance
119 points. Alison Bertha High - 38 points.
81 points. Motorcycle. -29 points.
52 points. Macbook -24 points.
28 points. Adidas bag - 22 points.
6 points. I give these points to >>29204216
because I'm a charity giving piece of normie shit.
>>29204162
RAWL BIATCH
>>29204162
alright rolling fuck am I original enough now jesus christ
>>29204162
rooollllz need chad
>>29215836
RERAWL
origirolan
kek ok roll
>>29215433
33
Appearance: OMG -43
Romance: White British -25
High School: Unity Academy -25
Transportation: Trashy Car -17
Stationery: Crayola -5
Carrying Equipment: Straps -8
Special Items: Survive -16
Extra: School Shooting (+37), Peg Leg (+70),
33-43-25-25-17-5-8-16+37+70=1
>>29204162
Relele
>>29215927
The random number gods are displeased. Your sacrifices have been insufficient.
>>29215927
>>29215836
Just fucking take peg leg and school shooting/survive and you get an easy high school even with only 36 you retard
>>29204162
Orgygano
Rolling oregjabhev
This is a very original comment, by baas.
>>29204162
Notice moi sonpoi
>>29204162
rolling for 99
origasgangaogaognagoiag
rollan because hmmm
>>29204162
ROLLINGINGINGING
>>29204162
ok imma try, hopefully i got a good number
Rolling plz, 67 points im guessing
Fucking shit game, unless you get at least 90 it's impossible to not be seen as a retard
al0rightyundnj
>>29204162
ROLLL god
rollerino momm
>>29204162
better believeeee it
rooll it
>>29216349
k so Adding points first
Wear sonichu Medallian everyday +17 = 66
School Shooting 15% chance survive +37 = 103
All Teachers are hard ass nun +27 = 127
Appearance = OMG IT'S HIM = 127 - 43 = 84
First romance = She comes as close as emma watson Perfect girlfriend = 84 - 40 = 44
Deaf School for Deaf = 44 - 13 = 31
Transportation = Free
Crayon = 31 - 5 = 26
Well fair enough bag = 26 - 10 = 16
Survive the school shooting = 16 - 16 = 0
roll :oooo
originalo
llor
comment is original
rollin originalo opa opa robot9000
>>29204162
I'm 21 but roll anyway.
>>29204162
Roly poly 99 roll
dubs/trips/ 99 get
please i want something special.
>>29217199
Nice job, mango!
>>29204162
Rollerinio
Orinialio
rolI=D)DD)D)D xd hehe
catqatatatsdfsad
>>29204162
pls give me the opportunity to make it better....
>>29204162
I summon the dubs !!!
>>29204162
LET'S FUCKING DO THIS
orgeano perpt
>>29204162
hey guys kent here at it again with another vide
>>29217199
Livin' la vida loca, fucking chad
Rolling for that 99
>>29204162
pee pee poo pee xD nigger
rollin'
commento originalo.
>>29204162
rolllllorllrorlorlrorlrolrol
>>29217214
14 points, so 30 with welfare. Yep, sounds about right.
>30
>-8 points for being an ugly ass retard
>+5 points for not getting gf
>generic school
>walking
>no stationary or carrying equipment since I'm retarded
>-25 for silver tongue
>=2 points left over
I will use my silver tongue to create a harem cult, fuck Chad & Stacy alike, and kill us all before I'm outed.
Downtime Ticonderoga mainspring
So with my roll of 29, I will wear the sonichu medallion, be sissified once a week, and bullied, probably sexually, by the blacks and autists for a total of a whopping 92 points. I choose silver tongue (25pts), 32 points looks, 17 points gf, and use pens and a girl backpack.
I will have to walk to school, a shitty average school, however tbqh this is already better than life.
I want to try. Edgar Allen Poe. Rolling.
Roll oregano no
>>29204162
jdgfm mdf gpak kse
Let's rollio this shit
pls be better than my actual high school experience
>>29204162
High score I can feel it
ultra original rerorerollo
>>29204162
jamego nemego rato
>>29204162
Biiig points pliss
>>29217817
literal ass cancer
what could possibly go wronggg
fhrjekdir
99pts desu
>>29204162
Roll + 21 points
>>29204162
time to get screwed by life
severe facial acne is worse than a peg leg
>>29204162
holy fucking shit
99 pls
roll nigga
>>29204162
mehavo
Giff me points
hello friends dubs pls
>>29204162
im rollinginal
rollin you faggot ass fucking robot cunt
>>29204162
let's get er done amigos
>>29204162
<gettingfucked>time to role</gettingfucked>
99 get if its anything like real life
>>29204162
Rolling for 99 or close. Don't fail me now kek
99 get ninjas no lie
lord have mercy jesus christ 99
please let me get that 99
98 would be nice
one dance
>>29218077
I've reviewed everything there. Do I need to select something from every category?
I smell a 99
>>29204162
Fuck it, I'll roll. Give me something good, baby!
>>29204162
Rolling for robots
>>29204162
unnecessary comment to dodge robot's wrath
cuckmyshitupmyshitup
Rolling for minimal pain pls
