Tip #1: If you constantly complain about your life on r9k and blame everyone/everything else for your problems (women, blacks, jews, society, the right, the left, etc.), your life will drastically improve!
This one might be a bit obvious though, seeing as you're all already doing it.
>>29487928
no it won't it's not my fault
because all they had to do was follow my orders
and listen but they refused i am a failure because of their inability to shut the fuck up and follow my orders
Crumple up your tinfoil and spread it out before putting it on a baking sheet and it won't stick.
Don't wash your mouth out after brushing.
Leaves all the toothpaste inside your mouth and continues to clean it.
Protip: Killing yourself will solve all of your problems.
>>29487928
I have to try this one.
>>29488143
This one is bretty good. Worked for me dad.
when you have nothing to do, open a book and read 5 pages.
>>29487928
>blame myself for everything
>life is still shit
>>29488465
>Not having a diversified blame portfolio.
kek
Mine is 28% myself. 34% women and 38% the jews. Works great, except in times of recession.
>>29488137
>drinking fluoride
Nah senpai, my pineal gland is staying crystal clear thanks very much
>>29487928
Blaming doesn't help no matter who it is directed at. You must understand the causes of your problems so that you can remove unhelpful thoughts/ideas from your life.
>>29487928
General advice coming through
>>29489507
Have more? Sources, whatever?
>>29489507
This is excellent advice
One I thought of a little while ago: Buy shampoo and other non-perishables in bulk
Another I've heard is to wait until meat is on sale and freeze it all, refrigerating it in advance of when you'll cook it
