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Everyone under 6 inches allowed.

Size?
Ethnicity?
Are you happy with it?
Benefits?

Lets empower our below average wangs.
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>4x3 inch

>Slav

>nope

>invisible boner, can mouth fuck any girl
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5.5
Human
Yes
Fits into condoms.
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Size? 3-4 inches
Ethnicity? Chinese
Are you happy with it? No.
Benefits? I imagine it being bigger it would be in the way.
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>>29487903
>Size?
5 inchs
>Ethnicity?
poo in loo
>Are you happy with it?
no
>Benefits?
none
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To any lads with low self-esteem reading this thread: a penis shorter than 6 inches is not necessarily small.
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>Size?

4.5 inches
>Ethnicity?

Black
>Are you happy with it?


No choice


>Benefits?

Passes the toilet roll test at least.
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>5x4.5
>White
>Fuck no lol
>Impressive resistance to nut checks and cock punches
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>>29487903
Small dicks are best dicks! Post pictures of your cute cocks so we can fap to them!
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>>29487903
>Size
5.7
>Ethnicity?
nigger
>Are you happy with it?
no
>Benefits?
None. It's not like i'll ever put it to use. I'm forever a KV.
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dicks over 6inches are disgusting and hurt that a mf, d.w lads, find a small girl
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>5 3/4 inches
>white
Only benefit is other white people don't immediately look down on me from the start, and I'd say I'm content.
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>>29488049


I'm not a faggot tho.
Anyway, how many of you guys are virgins? If not what was her reaction to it?
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>>29487903
Size: 0'4"
Penis Ethnicity: Asian
Rest of Body Ethnicity: White
Are you happy with it? I don't have to deal with it. Ask the guys whose butts I jam it in.
Benefits: Medical including Dental, 401K, Pension Plan
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>>29487903
>Size?
4x4.8"
>Ethnicity?
Hispanic
>Are you happy with it?
Nope
>Benefits?
None but what does it matter?
I'm a hopeless NEET neckbeard who will probably change.
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>>29488156
mine's 4.25 inches. girl saw it, laughed about how small it is with some of our friends. then she felt guilty or something and told me a few months later all about how she made fun of it and who she told. then a few years later she told me she was justified in treating me like shit because my penis was too small and didn't satisfy her, so she got frustrated, which led her to yell cruel things at me all the time. i don't do penis stuff with girls anymore, friendship is where i draw the line.
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>>29487903
>5 when not bone pressed, a little under 6.5 when bone pressed (obese), and about 4.5 girth
>white
>no
>people are pretty much always willing to give me the succ because it's so easy, and I've had a girl let me take her anal virginity because she thought it would be easier with a small dick

Just gotta beee yurself :^)
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>>29488193
>who will probably change.
There should be a never in there, yet another failure on the pile.
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>>29488169
is it even possible for a penis to be that small?
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>>29488101

Why are you calling yourself a nigger? Don't fall for the /pol/ meme.

>>29488246

You should kill that bitch. It would teach her a lesson.

>>29488270

Isn't that 4 inches sempai?
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>>29488270
0 feet 4 inches? Quite possible, my fine feathered friend!
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>>29488316
nah she was just really honest, which i respect in a way. i'll certainly never talk to her again but i don't wish anything bad on her.
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>>29487903
>Size?
4.7 inches pressed to bone
Ethnicity?
Half white British/half filipino
Are you happy with it?
No
Benefits?
When I get off to sph videos its much more immersive
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>>29487903
5.9 inches
Caucasian
Meh, idc
I'm pretty masochistic so it's good
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>>29487903
>Size?
a hair above 5"

>Ethnicity?
hungarian

>Are you happy with it?
nah

>Benefits?
good fit for one hand
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>>29488049
Sorry it's soft here when it gets super hard its 3.5 inches
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>>29487903
>tfw never checked my size
>dont have a ruler or tape
>too scared to try cause I dont wanna redpill myself as a dicklet

I hate this thread
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>>29487903
8"
White
Pretty much
Women will get close to me just to hook up.

On the downside: women will get close to me JUST to hook up. FUUUUCK
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>tfw over 6 inches but love small penis teasing
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>>29489006
wow man


just fucking kill yourself
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>>29489006
>blue striped pantsu
that microcock
YOU'RE JUST TOO CUTE!
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>>29489006
seen much worse, at least it's an outie
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>>29489006
>penis smaller than his own balls
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>>29488350
That's not honesty, its cruelty and delusion. She thinks its your fault that she was a bitch to you. Thats retarded and disgusting.

Does she have a tumblr, by chance?
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>>29489235
i don't know, probably not. i haven't talked to her in over 3 years. she does a lot of volunteer work, she does seem like a good person. i don't know why she treated me so badly.
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i am just barely below 6 inches, right on the line
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>>29489332
Fucking liar that looks like six and a half easy
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>>29489006
Cute. I'd love to humiliate that sissy penis.
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>>29489283
jesus christ man the fuck up. some bitch literally treated you like garbage and you are making excuses for her. i bet your father and ancestors would be so fuckin proud...
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>>29489332

That is painful to look at when you compare it to the smooth gliding motion of an intact penis.
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Wait 6 Inches erect or flaccid?
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>>29487903
I measured a while ago and it was 6.5, but then I just measured again yesterday and it was 5.8 wtf is this variable penis length?? I think it's longer when I go a while without fapping.
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>>29489362
Um, excuse me? That's really fucking rude, dude. My penis is BARELY BELOW SIX INCHES, RIGHT ON THE LINE, like I said. Oh, I'm sorry, do you have my penis? If you're so certain, you must have it. Wait... wait, what's that brushing against my leg? Is that my penis? But no, that's impossible! My penis must be in the possession of the guy who obviously knows so much about it! So how did it end up here on my pelvis, someone who obviously knows nothing about his own penis? I'm so confused, would you help? There's no possible way that the answer could be you're a gay motherfucking asshole who pretends to know things about penises he knows nothing about. I'll never believe that's the answer. So, any ideas? You fucking faggot? Crack this case for me you stupid asshole.
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>>29489432
If you're 6 inches flaccid you should see a doctor anon
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Tiny dick reporting in
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>>29489491
sup tin'
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>>29489332
holy fuck that's a weak cumshot

LOW TEST
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T
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>>29487903
>Size?
5 inches
>Ethnicity?
Mexican
>Are you happy with it?
Somewhat
>Benefits?
It can look cute when I cross dress sometimes.
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I'm 3 inches

White

Benefits are that I'm a girl so the guys never see it cumming ;)
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5.5" of pure dynamite

Irish-English-Gaulish mutt

Sorta

Girls aren't intimidated by it, so that's a plus. And my girlfriend was a virgin when I met her
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>>29489520
>It can look cute when I cross dress sometimes.
Please anon post pics
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>>29489402
two wrongs don't make a right, Anonamis.
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>>29489533

>>29489534
GTFOutta my board, normie scum
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>>29489538
For you. Also, I'm circumcised if it helps.
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>>29489006
that's not you that's a fuckin tranny
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5 inches in length
4.5 inches in girth

on top of that I'm a cut fag with tiny balls, oh well not like I'm gonna use my penis for more than pissing.
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>>29489595
>>29489603
You're both cute!
I'l be fapping to these now!
also great shirt >>29489603
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>>29487903
>Size?
7x5 inch

>Ethnicity?
Half Filipino half white and a little native

>Are you happy with it?
No girth a shit

>Benefits?
I don't use it ayy lmao
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>uncut
>vascular
>Just about 2.5" wide at the base ~5.8" girth
>fat head

Yup, no complaints here.
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>>29489616

did they at least leave some of your frenulum and delta?
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5.5

White

No. I wish I was smaller. Nothing's a bigger turn on than a guy with a much bigger cock than me and being average makes them harder to find

At least it's not above average I guess
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>>29489745
Why are you so concerned with my frenulum and delta, faggot? Mind your own frenulum and delta as well as your father's frenulum and your grandfather's delta. Come fly the friendly skies, homo.
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>Size?
5"
>Ethnicity?
white
>Are you happy with it?
no
>Benefits?
easier to conceal a boner?

I've pretty much made peace with the fact I will never please a girl and will die alone unless I buy a southeast asian wife
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lol ebadybudy in thred hab smal benis lol ebadybudy smal benis hab lol
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>>29489867

>I've pretty much made peace with the fact I will never please a girl and will die alone unless I buy a southeast asian wife


Girls get off on clitoral stimulation, don't believe that meme.
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>>29490441
sounds like he gets off on clitoral stimulation too
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Size?
4 inches
Ethnicity?
Black
Are you happy with it?
Not really
Benefits?
Fat white women imagine it bigger than it actually is. Just cause I'm black
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>>29491030

I'm OP, and black as well, how can I meet fat white women?
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>>29491130
put a saucer of milk outside your door and a sign that says "no cats"
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