>tfw have never talked to any girls on tinder despite lots of matches
>tfw finally matched with someone you think is qt and anxiety washes over you and cannot send anything because heatenings fug
>>24478915
fug she's a qt
I would berry my dick in that ass.
Mirin qt senpai
>>24478915
kek all the NEETs in here fawning over most average looking girl ever. 6/10 would not bang
>>24478915
if you don't try you won't succeed. The worst she can do is change her mind and ignore you. Just send something, don't think SEND!
>>24479260
do you have your own harem filled with supermodels or something? I mean 7/10, maybe, but 6??
>>24479260
>agree 6/10
>would still bang
>>24479338
You're a fag lol
>>24479260
She's cute af bro. If you wouldn't bang, then your standards are really damn high.
>>24479260
I would drag my dick through a mile of razorblades to be able to drink her piss.
>>24479260
I would drag my dick through a lightyear of molten lava to be able to feel a pool of her sweat with my pinkie.
>>24479688
This
Immediately almost instantly this entirely
>>24479745
wew lad family
>>24479584
>>24479688
please stop
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>24478915
Already sent her a message on FB to her about the last thread you made. Maybe I'll do this one too.
>>24479807
>implying OP gives a shit
>>24479807
Let's see m8
>>24479807
>some creepy guy is messaging me about some creepy website
the funny part is she has no clue who OP is but she thinks youre the real creepy fuck in this scenario
how's it feel?
>>24479864
#Rekt #pwnt
>>24479442
I'd bang if she laid on my bed and spread her legs, wouldn't take her on a date tho.
I only date 7/10 and above
>>24479807
"Oh no, somebody screenshotted my tinder profile :(((" - no girl ever
Autistic virgin detected
>>24478915
I want to suck on her soft white skin.
This is so wrong and it's the second post you made about me in less than 24 hours. I literally just redownloaded Tinder yesterday and this happens.
>>24480076
This
whoever thought of sending it is completely autistic
>>24480242
>u either live to become a meme
>or die a meme
lel
>>24480242
Nice meme LOL
OP here I matched with her DAYS ago
>>24480242
>>24479807
samefag detected
fuck off white knight cunt
>>24480242
Are you a girl? Please respond
Then my profile must still be active when the app isn't downloaded. I really hope you stay the fuck away from me.
>>24480242
Fake, OP isn't saying anything bad besides that she's a qt. Girls love positive attention.
>>24478915
>tinder launches
>every question asked of any man is "how tall are u??? ;););););)"
>eventually men get sick of it, start writing it in their profile
>women only see male profiles, all with height stated
>assume this is just how it's done on tinder for no reason
>assume any man gives a shit how tall they are
>write their own height
this just gets me real nice and mad every time I see it. Why are they so oblivious?
>kristof thread
return to karootkahn mon.
but srsly MIAD kids are tumblr tier basic hipsters.
>>24480386
I disagree. I go to Marquette and I'm black.
Also I'm OP.
>>24480410
Marquette students are even more basic spoiled cunts.
>>24480462
I'm from Seattle though, we are cool. Also it's surprising to be matched with a white girl here in Milwaukee, it was a good premise for a thread.
In late September a girl at my workplace (she's in a different office working for another company) asked to walk to the shops nearby with me for lunch. Strangely we talked a lot and she asked to meet the next day, and soon we were meeting three or four times a week (sometimes she ate with her colleagues) and ate our food in a small park nearby. We got on a lot and I casually asked if she wanted to do something saturday since she kept saying how she would be bored this weekend. She was like "I can't believe it took so long for you to ask". When we met I was anxious again but we walked along the river that runs through the city and talked about our families, our ambitions in life etc. She lives with her sister and invited me back since the day got dark real soon. At her place I put on some music since she likes the obscure music I recommend her. Eventually it was obvious we would kiss and after we kissed for maybe three seconds I felt such a weird and intense emotion that I had to apologize and go to the bathroom. She asked me what was wrong when I got up and walked away from the settee but I was too choked up to reply. When I got out, after crying into a towel for like three or four minutes, she acted really cold and gave me one-word replies before telling me her best friend just text her and needs to meet her asap. I said ok and left. I was obsessed with her for a month or so afterwards, texting her etc but the way she responded seemed patronizing and dismissive. Eventually I gave up. We don't even talk any more and she walks by without raising her eyes on the stairwell in our building. I guess I was just so unaccustomed to affection it really overwhelmed me. I know it's beta and stuff but I couldn't help it, felt like my brain was experiencing all the emotions I'd gone without during my teens in one moment.
>>24480386
ave return to kc my man this aint my thread but i am monitoring it since there was a thread with 3 milwaukee fags last night maybe they show up again
>>24480377
>"She looks alright, I'll swipe ri-"
>5'11", same height as me
>"Never mind"
>>24480540
Can anyone else not read long posts that aren't in greentext format?
>>24480498
And I'm from Milwaukee, and where you are from doesn't mean shit.
If you think trivial shit like that makes you cool you will be a perfect match for Stacy McMIAD
>>24480709
>Stacy McMIAD
ebin :DDDDDD
>>24480540
Women don't want to date autistic crybabies. What a fucking surprise
Women don't want to date men who screenshot their Tinder and post it on 4chan.
>>24478915
>Likes Miyazaki movies
What a pleb, apart from Nausicaa (which had a better manga) and Princess Mononoke, they are boring shit.
>>24481081
women also don't find out who said men are
good thread desu bbh senpai
Tinder's fucked up on my phone ever since the last update. On the rare occasion I get a match, I can't message her. Touching her pic on the matches screen does nothing.
Then several hours later, I get a notification saying she messaged me. I open the app. Now I have 0 matches.
I could sue Tinder for losing me 3 potential wives.
TFW no qt art gf
>>24478915
Don't waste your time anon
I go to MIAD and every girl that goes to that school is riddled with daddy issues and insecurities
People will "date" eachother out of loneliness and then split because of forced drama
Plus they're all carbon copies of every other tumblrina at that school
>>24483232
don't even get me started on MIAD guys
>>24483322
They are equally shit I agree, that's why I only hang out with my room mates who don't go to MIAD
Very hard to be into art when I find every artfag insufferably annoying, the extroverted ones anyways
>I love miyazaki movies!
Oh sure you do. Because it doesn't matter that they're fucking garbage, everyone likes them and that's what matters, it gives you nerd cred, right? Let's not even start with the rest of the profile. Fucking slut filthcunt.
>>24478915
>MIAD
Literally trash
>>24478915
She sounds pretentious and has probably taken around one or two dozen dicks. Looks cute though.
>>24483919
>Miyazaki movies
>garbage
kill yourself, contrarian scum
>MIAD
Fuck that she's got a low iq
>>24484097
Get some taste you fucking child. You probably like them because they're "magic" or "comfy" or some other stupid fucking shit. The man is a hack just like every gook ever.
>>24478915
qts like that one make me want to get into tinder
what the fuck man she's so perfect, grow a pair and make it something
>match with a negress because I'm into spoopy jungle shit
>she sends kisses
>try to start a conversation with her
>one word answers
Fucking hell, I'm clearly interested in you. Have a goddamn conversation with me.
>>24484804
At least your match responds to your messages. I only get to converse with bots.
>>24482901
>roastie posts picture of herslef looking for attention
>doesnt get it
TOP KEK
>>24479260
senpai please
>>24485160
I'm looking for attention? I'm just upset this page exists. Someone decides to post my picture and make incredible assumptions about my personality and I'm supposed to sit here and let men comment these dirty, horrible things?
>>24478915
Dude just send her an emojii
>>24485248
Have you ever tried to fuck a shoebox?
>>24482901
>>24485248shotgun jesus
>>24478915
>miyazaki movies
>renaissance art
>art student
>6 billion instagram photos
This is your average "i'm not like the other girls" normie girl.
>>24485308
yeah thatll get her real wet
>>24485248
get over it you entitled twat.
>>24480540
i think she might be a selfish person for not trying to figure out what was wrong.
if a girl got upset like that while kissing me i think i might get turned off but id try to figure out whats wrong. anyway sorry robot.
>>24485394
and then the anon with a discerning eye appears. manic pixie dream girls are overrated.
>>24478915
I hope you're happy with the outcome of all of this.
sorry b0ss she's taken
>>24478915
take some xanax ffs OP. If you can't even text over the internet there's no way you could meet her in person.
>>24485413
See pic related
Robotblox
I live in an area where everyone knows of me. Not really liked around here so Tinder would be humiliating.
>>24485518
>August 2014asiamootblox
>>24478915
>liberal arts student
>interests include: shopping
proof that you faggots will settle for anything
Could someone give me a Chad picture you can't reverse search? I want to make a fake tinder and see something.
>>24485553
I hope that one day I can wreak this intense rage onto the physical world
>>24485643
just apply some filters
>>24478915
>416 instagram photos
RED FLAG RED FLAG
>>24485248
>>24482901
>pic related can confirm its her
>>24479024
agreed love to DP her with a stranger tbH
>>24482901
I want to cum on your glasses
I have never seen a human being with fewer human aspects. She is the premier cookie cutter girl. I mean this in the most negative way possible.
>>24485669
Yeah but could I get one? I don't know what girls like.
>>24482901
You look a LOT uglier than in the OP. Wow.
that looks like a tranny desu senpai
>>24485795
let's see a picture of you then?
>>24482901
you're pretty cute OP I'd date you
>>24485830
>you need to be a chef to know the food tastes like shit
She's trying way too hard to look like a model. She's cute, but those poses are just cringey.
>>24478915
wtf does an "art" school do anyways? It's not exactly a science. How do they grade you for passing a class? Seems like rubbish to me.
I mean yes I can tell good artistic work from bad, but some poorly drawn art speaks to me more than the well drawn stuff.
>>24485711
>there are people that actually get assblasted from people saying things on the Internet
These "people" are subhumans.
>>24485885
It means she's hoping to god she gets hitched with someone who put some thought into their career. Either that or the "I'm not going to live past le 30!" meme
>>24482901
so how old of a guy would you be willing to date just wondering
>>24482901
you look fine, don't bother with these 2-4/10 robots. They're just jealous of anyone even semi-attractive. No get going sucking some chad cock all night long.
"you go girl!"
>>24485830
Appeal to authority doesn't mean shit you dumb nigger.
>>24478915
>tfw 25 and have been preying on these 18-21 year olds for a couple months
They don't even care that I have a shitty car and live with 3 other dudes in a relatively crappy apartment.
>>24485885
I hope by art school, she's going to a local place where she just pays people to teach her how to draw. If you're going to college for art, dark days are ahead.
Holy shit I know that girl, I went to high school with her. OP, trust me, she's no good. She only went out with black guys for the longest time and has cutting scars all over her legs.
>>24485885
>How do they grade you for passing a class
If it's a decent art schoolwhich none arethey would grade on what is objectively good and objectively bad.
>>24485944
You're doing god's work my good friend anon
>>24485954
I'd love to watch her get BLACKED
>>24485997
fuck off kek. you're an abomination to manhood
Why does this whore have a tinder if she's in a relationship?
>>24485997
Kekfags pls go.
But I wonder if she would sign up for AnalAcrobats to pay for her school?
>>24485974
art is subjective though. I suppose if you have enough graders you could just get a statistical average. But these days of 'everyone's a winner' it seems like everyone passes.
Not once have I seen a artist job opening that requires an art degree.
>Art school
OP you should be ashamed of trying to date a retarded girl.
>>24486058
>art is subjective though
It's not. There is objectively good art, just as there is objectively bad art. It's the fucking libkucks that twisted art to be "it's good if you feeeeel it's good."
>>24482901
IF THIS IS REALLY YOU OP, FIRST THINK YOU NEED TO DO.
Drop the fuck out of "art school". Put all the money you would have spent in mutual funds or some other investment.
Practice art on your own, assuming that is your passion.
+5 years later, if you're good enough, show your work everywhere you can. What type of art do you want to do?
>>24485944
>having pictures of small guys saved on your computer
>>24486110
subjective in that it's not stem. You could say everything is art, but some things depend on results. Architecture is art but if you don't do it right people could die, money could be wasted, buildings might not sell because they'd be too inconvenient.
The only metric that paintings or computer graphics has for results is whether is sells.
>>24486110
Right. But we are in the Post Modern era. Where the idea is your beautiful masterfully crafted scultpure is no better than my giant shitlog in a cup. Now while people wont hire these artists, the point being that some Universities adhere to this criteria.
Imagine having this whore look back at you while you're fucking her pinned down from behind. Very little things can give me boners, but MY DICK IS DIAMONDS
>three qties matched on my first night on tinder
Tucking hell m8 why didn't I start sooner
>>24480540
I don't get it, why'd she lose interest?
>>24486333
I plan on cheating with my GF with thus girl.
>>24486110
>It's not.
but it is, it's entirely subjective
>>24486452
Any tips?
>>24486452
good lord WHY
absolute madman
>>24479260
>6/10
>not at most 5/10
lmao fucking dork
>>24486452
can you screenshot her other picture (the one that's visible in the upper-left of that one)? those shorts she's wearing are making my dong expand
>>24485711
yfw this is all an incredible ruse by 1 man who took the time to intricately create this picture and u fat fucks are falling for it
>>24486490
>but it is
Great argument.
>>24486537
No probs
>>24478915
>Reply
fuck off jake go to bed. nobody loves you in MKE.
>>24479260
What am I?
I find her really physically attractive but I wouldn't talk to her because I assume she's a "fun-seeking" whore.
>>24486613
>ecu
You in wilmington? Myrtle beach here. You should see the trash on tindr here...
>>24486766
No think North up the 95.
She is just around for the holidays which makes me think she's just in for a quick ducking before she heads down to NC.
>>24486452
Lol do you go to ECU senpai. Anyway you shouldn't cheat on your girlfriend and if you're gonna be a dick and do it anyway at least pick someone really hot.
>>24486610
everything is subjective, because all that exists is what one subjectively experiences. "objectivity" is a myth
>>24486873
>everything is subjective
wew lad we libkuck now
>>24486899
I'm not even a libtard, senpai
>>24486610
mind explaining how art is "objective", then?
>>24485711
>assuming
It's a tinderslut with 400 instagram selfies
What are we assuming that is way off?
>>24486851
Nah I'm barely above NEET I'm not in college I run my own biz which a littlr more then NEET bux.
I just want to get my penis sucked
>>24486613
ewwwwwww
lol nah
Is 19 too young for Tinder?
>>24482901
open ur eyes nigga fuck
>>24486963
Everything is not subjective. That's literally the most retard thing I hear people consistently say. When you make the excuse of saying a painting looks good subjectively, you're tossing aside all responsibility for your statement. You don't have to justify it because you just FEEL it looks good. But that's wrong. There are reasons it looks good. Color choice, detail, setting, subject, etc... all play a role in how something looks. And those are all objective traits. There is objectively good color choice. There is objectively good detail. And so on. And the culmination of these objectively good traits is an objectively good piece of art.
>>24487160
I get about 3-4 matches a day but its in a college town, when I go back home maybe like 5-6
Post more pics family. Her social media is on lock down now. If you got any sweet pics share here.
So I'm confused, is Tinder for dating or sex?
>>24487219
>You don't have to justify it because you just FEEL it looks good. But that's wrong. There are reasons it looks good
but those reasons are subjective
>There is objectively good color choice. There is objectively good detail
except there isn't, as what you think is "good" by those criterion is entirely subjective
>>24487333
depends on the girl, its mainly for sex though
>18 year old shallow attention seeking bitc
>calls herself artist
Wew, just trash the word art/artist already and put it in a dumpster, right with modern contemporary art, it means nothing in todays age. Maybe if we get rid of it something of value might emerge before it is detroid again later anyways.
If I would be to point out that it is insulting and wicked that she calls herself artist I would be called bitter. Just fuck m shit up.
>>24487355
>but those reasons are subjective
They are not. They're objective components of a piece. They perform an objective function.
>except there isn't, as what you think is "good" by those criterion is entirely subjective
It's not subjective. Colors perform specific functions in a painting. They stimulate specific emotions regardless of the viewer. That is, by definition, objective. And again, detail, setting, subject, brush choice, painting method, etc... all perform specific functions and interact with each other in specific ways. Good paintings are not unintentional.
lol women amirite
>>24485518
is that sufjan stevens
>>24485954
What high school Milwaukee friend?
>>24487281
Oh, neat.
original content
>>24487482
>I would be called bitter
You are bitter desu, but there's nothing wrong with that and it's not unjustified.
Well looks like this might happen.
>>24479260
What a fucking fagg
>>gets high
>>decides to change tinder profile to Austin TX
>>gets home from work the next day
>>gets messages from qt 3.145
>>am 11,000km away
well played high me,well played
>>24486493
Naturally, invite her scuba diving (if you aren't dirt broke and actually care). Don't ask her to do it. Tell her you guys are going to do it and then ask her when she'll be free. (Don't start w/ a specific date/range). This way she can't say, "I'm busy this weekend, sorry."
Good luck famm
OP here
Trolled all you fucks
I just reposted last nights thread
For real too
Posting in epic bread and thread
>>24485571
Please stop posting me senpai
>>24485711
>"omg what a creep posting my pictures on a website complimenting me"
>posts shitloads of photos on the public internet for anyone to see
Women
>>24485492
>>24485248
>>24482901
>>24485830
Grill detected
>>24482901
Who is this fluid druid familia
>>24478915
post more pics of this little slut.
the first pic where shes looking over her shoulder. fuck....can imagine smashing her from behind with one hand on her throat and her looking back at me with the same expression.
she knows it too, why else would she make that face.
Op here
I unmatched her it got scary ;-;
>>24492151
>tfw when no normiebook
>tfw cant even be bothered making a stalker account to look at young sluts.
thanks though anon.
>>24485651
underrated postno mute pls
>>24492151
Dids mod delete this?
>>24492151
Gooooooooooooooooooooooook
Why u do this
Reminder that OP is black and she's a coalburner
I'd berry my dikk so far in dat ass who pull it out would be crowned king arthur
>>24485711
Even though you are a chestlet, I still want to make babbys with you
>>24492523
MOAr!1!1!1!1!1!1
>>24492523
Wew lad
I live in Milwaukee
I'll match her on tinder and FHOFH
>>24492565
I am in Madison, and no qts here ;_;
>>24492588
Add me bro
Jewbook/jeffvann
>>24492603
wew laddy
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
So what's up with the story of this thread? What's with the girl atm
>>24480044
neither will happen
>>24492625
>guy posts thread
>girl gets alerted to existence of thread
>something happens
>guy makes same thread again the next day
>girl posts in thread
>>24492657
Guy must be laughing his ass off right about now atm
>>24482901
Guy that saw you on tinder here...
You didn't match with me you stupid bitch...
If you did I wouldn't have made this...
>>24492677
maybe, it just gives me time to practice my favorite hobby of creeping on girls on the internet and seeing how much info I can find out about them, and save it all on a word file, and then fap to the pics
>>24483919
>they're fucking garbage
ya because you're the epitome of good taste LOL
>>24492719
Based man
Wait, you guys actually get girls to respond? Ive had it for a week and have gotten three matches total. I live in a college town with tons of people my age. I always send the first message but have gotten no replies yet. I guess I am doomed
>>24485790
this
being mainstream, or alternative-mainstream in her case, is fine. but i fucking hate when women act self-satisfied about it.
girls like that are doomed. they seek guys that are better than them, but who will discard them. and they think (genuinely) that they are more witty and worldly and special than the guys on their level.
>inb4 "butthurt rejected faggot." i don't care.
>>24482901
>>24478915
she qt
at least 7+
anyone who disagrees is a faggot
>>24492749
You think you have it bad? Try living in a Deep South country town where every non-nigger chick is fat and holding a duck she just shot.
Holy shit she was cute when she was younger, now she looks like one of those tryhard tumblrinas with an average face.
>>24487333
Depends on the relative population of the town or city you live in, but generally for sex.
I find the larger the city, the higher percentage of just simple hookups are wanted, but the smaller the city, its a bit less. I guess cause word spreads faster in smaller places?
>>24482163
Sue for 15 million
>>24492623
More of op girl
