Post your waifu, have others guess lifestyles based off other's waifus
>>24473174
You train Pokemon for a living.
>>24473174
Toriel
>>24473174
You're a manchild who didn't want to grow up and continues to play pokemon
>>24473174
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Fuck me, mr. Roboto!
>>24473174
>>24473211
>>24473218NEET, spend most of your time posting on 4chan and playing vidya
I don't have a waifu.Not because I'm some filthy normie, but because I mostly consume vidya and western cartoons in which the girls are too adventurous and outgoing for my taste
Some vidya girls I find qt but wouldn't be able to keep up with are Bianca from Pokemon B/W, Margaret from Rune Factory 4, and Bianca from Dragon Quest V.
>>24473261
Oh how did you guess
>>24473261
Submissive
youre a kek to your parents
>>24473174
probably underage manbabby
>>24473286
>underage
Don't think 22 is underage
>manbabby
Does having a job and my own apartment count?
Posting my waifu feels wrong
just judge my shit up
ok
>>24473359
you're a college student in a liberal arts program
>>24473286
some sort of neet or entry-level wagekek
>>24473261
NEET, spend most of your time posting on 4chan and playing vidya
>>24473359
Shit fag with a shit waifu from a shit comic.
xth for Luna
>>24473359
You came here from tumblr because your bisexual gf sent you a link here with the caption 'OMG this is so u xDD'
>>24473331She likes it
>>24473394
You're an excellent human being with awesome taste in waifus
NANI SOREE?
>>24473394
>build AC on Luna
Love this meme xD
>tfw not sure what to put here so making up some random shit to avoid blox
>>24473359
You're actually a faggot.
>>24473387
You are as dominating as crab.
>>24473394
You're actually a support player.
>>24473387
>you're a college student in a liberal arts program
>>24473388
>>24473395
>>24473433
actually a college dropout that can't handle any responsibility above tracking my pretty princess points
> strong women pls
>>24473437
So I was right.
A faggot.
>>24473438
>3dpd
>>>/trash/
>>24473457
bingo family
Fuck the bot, fuck Joot.
>>24473438
you've been unironically enjoying fallout 4
>>24473174
Judge me like one of your waifus.
>>24473494
I don't know who this is but anyone who likes armored waifus is a great guy.
>>24473430
>>24473433
2 much yahari 2 handle
judge me lads, inb4 blocked
>audible oy veys
>they don't read the comic
![Sora no Otoshimono - 09 [BD 1280x720 x264 AC3 AAC] [1ED705C6].mkv_snapshot_21.22_[2014.10.18_23.12.48].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/C6Gr7tT.jpg "Sora no Otoshimono - 09 [BD 1280x720 x264 AC3 AAC] [1ED705C6].mkv_snapshot_21.22_[2014.10.18_23.12.48].jpg")
>>24473174
Aged 14-20, attends college, has "friends" who merely tolerate his presence rather than actually liking him
>>24473261
30-35, thinks of himself as a romantic, lives alone in a tiny studio apartment
>>24473286
~25, overweight, has at least 10 anime figurines displayed on a shelf in his room
>>24473359
Normie
>>24473387
Painfully bland and boring, lives like a normie but never quite fits in with his peers, probably works a deadend job in a warehouse somewhere
>>24473394
Has one of those OCD desks with three monitors and a ricer gaming mouse, probably posts on /g/ battlestation threads
>>24473419
Fat, balding or starting to bald, has suffered from redcurrant genital thrush
>>24473430
The definition of autism, studies something science related, has no friends, buys manga direct from japan and displays it on an Ikea bookshelf
Claiming in advance
Sad because there's so little fanart of him ;_;
here she is familia senpai
>>24473174
patchu
I love Reioibtxtbiy
>>24473419
Bandgeek
>guess lifestyle
weeabos
>>24473174
Boys can be best too desu
judge me desu
fuck the robot
>>24473174
Kotori Minami is my waifu.
>>24473681
>Painfully bland and boring, lives like a normie but never quite fits in with his peers, probably works a deadend job in a warehouse somewhere
the first two are really on-point, damn. and I'm a grad student which is pretty much the same thing as a dead-end warehouse job.
>>24473174
mai waifu
r8
>>24473991
>having a fat waifu
I'm guessing you're a little rotund yourself.
>>24474036
Best sister
Gambling waifu best waifu
>>24474036
What the fuck I was just about to post the same thing
Good taste, man. Maybe I should have posted bee
>>24473211
God-tier waifu
>>24474085
you're right
6'2 203 lbs
>>24473682
hopeless romantic?
>>24473726
degenerate
>>24473761
wants to save the world one day
>>24473787
true introvert and knows where the best things in life are
>>24473813
shy, maybe wants to just leave the planet altogether?
>>24473853
watches porn with only his waifu in it
>>24473957
degenerate
>>24474006
homely, likes to cook treats, snuggle and be comfy more than anything else
>>24474143
is a lucky guy
>>24474289
>shy, maybe wants to just leave the planet altogether?
H-haha no
>>24474289
B-but r8 anon, you missed one!
>>24473652
>>24474289
Why would you fuck a stuffed rabbit?
>>24474328
>basks in his degenerate habits
>>24474370
it's a microphone with a built in onahole
>>24474371
Who, the Penny Arcade writers or me?
I don't see anything degenerate about Katie desu.
There's nothing wrong with Poison
>>24474370
Interesting choice, anon. I remember thisguy_
>>24474431
keep telling yourself that. until you wake up one night with her balls deep in your asshole while hugo sits in the corner with a video camera furiously masturbating, holding a camera, waiting for his turn
>>24474419
the comic
i dont know what else to say
>>24474289
>homely, likes to cook treats, snuggle and be comfy more than anything else
whoah-how
>>24474006
I hope you're this guy or else you're gonna be in trouble.
>>24474431
Where the fuck does he hide his dick
>>24474584
whoa oh oh, it's magic!
My favourite image of her that I have.
This waifu thread is actually going somewhere.
Pure goddess here
>>24474630
Trannies are masters of hiding dick
Masked girl
>>24474442
Get the fuck away from myfuture wifeyou pedophile
>>24474741
chill person, maybe a bit depressed
great taste though
>>24473174
tank fairy
>>24474793
>having this based of a waifu
God I can't comprehend it.
>>24474768
but anon, there are enough animation frames so that we can all have wonderful waifus
>>24474793
Loses himself in nostagia too much
>>24474758
Afraid of looking at women in the eyes
>>24474741
Femdom lover
>>24474711
Would like to be a criminal
>>24474700
Somewhat autistic
>>24474431
Likes the cock. Cant beat the cock man.
>>24474289
Would love to be in a victorian era
>>24474143
Same as above, except he enjoys having candle wax poured on him.
>>24474036
Stoic and quiet type
>>24474006
Pedo
>>24473991
Depressed
>>24473957
Gay. Kinda. A lot.
>>24473813
Boring
idk judge me desu. Have to go so I don't have time to judge you guys.
Did somebody say judging?
>>24473359
Close call.
>tfw nobody will respond to mine
how can your waifu compete with THIS?
>24475026
>nobody will respond to mine
Not worth the (You)
>>24475055
Mine has tits
This or Undyne, both are perfect
>>24475064
why you gotta be like that?
>24475084
Because you're a faggotThis comment was muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>24475083
>This or
Sounds like you don't have a waifu.
Let me post desu
I love her so much desu
>>24475108
I can have multiples becausethey aren't real
Desu desu I lover her desu
>>24475118
movie soon, wixoss friend
>>24475176
yup not waifu, stupid normalfag
>tfw no armless artist qt gf
My wife
Best Keion
>>24475321
someone with great taste
waifu 4 laifu
originality 123456
She's honestly the love of my life
>>24473174
Chloe Price is my waifu
>>24475400
5/8 it says so in the pic
>>24474772
> not choosing the superior sister
Kek
>>24475422
This, she's not my waifu but kneesocks > stocking, panty, scanty.
>>24474890
>gay. Kinda. A lot
Anon it's not ever kind of gay
I love my king
>tfw don't see her
>tfw i never had a waifu
>then i seen this bitch
>consumed my life
>>24475666
oh wow satanic trips
well i'm fuckin dead now
>>24475666
satan trips! it's the witch's specter! succubian love destiny!!
>Watching anime
How do you people even go through life daily
>>24475744
by watching anime
>>24473174
My waifu a cute!
>>24475744
There are these good interesting animes .
And there are these teenage tier shit animes.
Just like in movies.
Just like in gaming.
Now fuck yourself with a broom.
I've not obsessed over her like I used to for a while.I feel kinda bad about it
>>24475845
Tried it.
Somewhat they are worse than my reality.
I better browse /b/ than watch yet an another anime about a loser not dating a single hot chick from the 10 10/10 glorious waifus that obviously have a crush on him but he is too oblivious to even fucking notice.
Also, Breaking Bad is kinda better.
Claiming a Holo
>>24475989
Can you recommend some, senpai?
>>24476038
GETTER ROBO NOT EVEN THAT NIGGA
>>24476068
>tinfoil on the apple
ULTIMATE PLEBIAN
>>24475711
i don't want to die fuckin succubuses will take my sanity
ugyuu~ <3 >u< desu
Komari is best non non, this is fact
Salama best fairy
Realistically speaking, it's not too hard to guess other than the work situation.
>>24473174
Never faltered
is this thread dead?
>>24476004
y'all cowards don't even smoke crack
>>24477545
You're right, I'm straight edge but for alcohol.
>>24477382
Enzio?
All of the Arias are perfect, but there could only be one
This is Kaede.From Elfen Lied.Yes,I know.The edge.Elfen Lied is pretty good once you get past the fanbase.And Kaede plus some development equals total win.
I want to cuddle teh rei
the best tbqh
Seasonal waifu
>>24479091
>this aired almost a year ago
Where has the time gone?
>>24473174
Come at me brossss
Too lethargic to rate and not afraid to admit it. Come at me.
>>24474920
Early 20s in college. Constantly hiding powerlevel. Stoic expression 24/7 except at home where you act like a girl online liking cute things and sweets.
I won't post my waifu cause im not a c-uck. Judge me
>>24473174
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>>24473174
Ebolachan will always be my one and only waifu
>>24479957
kuckold tbqh senpai. Black men are already breeding your waifu.
>>24473174
Bonnie the only real pokemon waifu
I love 'em healthy
>>24476408
You enjoy a slow-paced life
>>24476490
You like trashy internet attention whores
>>24480897
>3D
>waifu
Fuck off. 3D can never be considered a waifu.
>>24473174
>2015
>not prefering 3D Girls
>>24480804
I love you ebola-chan
Fellow right-wing britbros know how I roll
>>24480939
Feck off and get your own waifu
>>24480965
You don't like healthy girls. Pic related to how I feel about you.
>>24480968
>2015
>not prefering a human Fish
>>24480939
You have truly refined taste
>>24473174
this is my wife, pls no steal
>>24481006
>>24480804
excellent wives
>tfw no tomb raiding gf
>>24480968
>>24480897
You're a queer who likes 3D girls.
There's a few pictures of her in this style; and, it's my favourite. Something about it is just really nice.
>>24481029
Fuck off. I guarantee I had Takane as a waifu longer than you have.
Tbh senpai.
this is a 100 percent original comment I have no idea what you are talking about
Perfection, original perfection
>>24481068
>>24480989
>>24480968
>>24480897
3D Girls (and Stefan) get out
>>24481258
>Don Patch
Good taste
>>24481226
grey skin is cute
>>24475651
Also my waifu. You're a doormat try-hard. Your self loathing is great. You hold yourself to impossibly high standards that you will never achieve which perpetuates the self loathing.
>>24481298
Come winter chan
>>24481334
He is perfect.
I have a recurring dream where we are married. He wakes me up with breakfast ready as mom patch. I eat slow and will be late for work. He flips and pulls endless unpaid bills from a drawer as he explains how dire our financial situation is. Half way through he enters the room as son patch. "Daddy, you are making mummy upset again. Please go to work"
As I am leaving the house mom patch runs after me and cries and apologises in my arms. Then I wake up and cry.
>tfw 3d waifu
>>24475829
>animes
Fuck off to leddit mofofaggot ass queer
She is absolute perfection.
Yuzuyu a best.
>>24481807
3D can't be a waifu. End your life.
The only one I will ever need
>>24481427
INUYASHA
tachibana sylphynford is best girl desu waa~
Only the best waifu for me.
What can I say
fauux dot neocities dot org
>>24484487
one of my favourite websites.
How do so many people in /r9k/ have such garbage taste?
The first like 3/5s of this thread was the worst shit I've seen with few exceptions.
>>24484623
>with few exceptions
you mean me right?
>>24484654
You're one of the worst along with any Undertale shitters
She's a hottie desu senpai
>>24484681
Our love is forged in the crucible of your hate.
Revy all the way!
I believe I am in severe mental pain and everybody hates each other but also themselves and I want them to be happy and this is all irrelevant I can't do textless posts
mashiro shiina, please judge, im pretty sure no one would guess right
>>24473474
Edgy faggot who watches too much anime, probably cuts himself, and is sixteen at most.
>>24484949
You are the President of the Russian Federation.
>>24484905
>ywn get shot by Revy
>ywn get talked down to and humiliated as you lose consciousness
why even life
>>24475409
Tough shit we both know her and Rachel were fucking
Also killing her is objectively the worst ending
>>24475181
Yeah me too
mainly because I am her
and it hurts
so much
>>24484949
You're autistic and have never experienced love before, so you've fallen for a literal autist who doesn't even know what love is, because the idea of you and a girl who literally do not understand love and falling in love with each other is perfect.That's me I just wanted to post it, might be you too idk
>>24485128
I know how you feel, I just want to be with her so we can make each other happy.
>>24485164
>>24485002
not even remotely close
![[De.us] Suzumiya Haruhi no Shoushitsu (1920x1080 h.264 Dual-Audio FLAC 10-bit) [017CB24D].mkv_snapshot_00.10.00_[2015.08.25_23.26.44].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oKbNTOB.jpg "[De.us] Suzumiya Haruhi no Shoushitsu (1920x1080 h.264 Dual-Audio FLAC 10-bit) [017CB24D].mkv_snapshot_00.10.00_[2015.08.25_23.26.44].jpg")
I don't know if I would call her "my waifu" in the traditional sense of the word but I decided to pretend that the metaphysical parts of her show were real and realized that I enjoyed Haruhiism better than any any of the more widespread religions.
pls no bully waifu
she is my one and only true waifu
>>24473174
Mien waifu.
Come on, motherfuckers. Do your worst
Utter perfection.
My waifu is Tangled from Rapunzel
>>24478151
You were the edgy kid.
My waifu is Yukari Takeba.
>>24478897
Desperatly want attention and intimacy, even if it is from a flesh puppet. Good taste though
yessuh.
> it's me again
> K-kuro, are you there?
The bridge scene in ep 4 starting around 7:20 up to the physical full burst car scene *always* gets me. I've let the most important person in my life down, and I've lived with constant regret and guilt ever since.
Anyway r8 pls f a m
>>24485564
She is beautiful as fuck, too bad she is a shitty character in a shitty game
Here she is
Fk da haterz
My waifu is CC, I will love her forever
>>24479547
Mio is my waifu too, and you perfectly described me.
I like my waifu cel-animated.
>>24486278
Top tier waif', bro
Wow this one should be hard
>>24479547
Goddamn. Well said, pamilya.
My comment super mega turbo original.
>>24484916
thanks guys fuck me I guess
>>24486037
Does she make youhorny?
>>24473174
Administer justice, Senpai
>>24484916
ur a cool kid and should be my friend
>>24487590
I'm not tho but okay because I don't have many of those
>>24484487
>>24484541
How do I get the ambient wired sound to play again!?
I used to leave it on to fall asleep and now it's gone and I'm lost.
>>24487513
She makes medepressed that she will never be real.
>>24473174
Martial arts waifu a best
>>24486341
a normie
not bad taste tho
She is my life.
>>24478151
>Elfen Lied is pretty good once you get past the fanbase
Would die for her, tee bee h
Someone got me near perfect last time
ribbite :^)
>>24488201
>his waifu is autistic
That's okay though, good taste.
I'd protect her smile
Obviously I prefer her superior equine form, but people tend to get assblasted when they see ponies so I'll just use a humanized drawing of her.
>>24488157
Your primary caregiver was an emotionally unstable, passive-aggressive woman
>>24488239
thanks fammies
I'll guess all of you.
You watch tons of anime, play a lot of videogames, have no girlfriend, probably a virgin and eat a lot of fast food.
>>24488337
Pic was pretty lewd.
>>24488398
Hhnnnggghgg
>>24488306
nop
>>24473174
a pokemon master
>>24473682
best taste
>>24475083
get in the robot
>>24475321
need to protect
>>24488201
frogposter
>>24488360
>You watch tons of anime
I don't watch anime anymore, but I do still like a lot of cartoons.
>play a lot of videogames
Nope.
>have no girlfriend
Correct. Never had one, never will.
>probably a virgin
Yep, saving myself for my waifu.
>eat a lot of fast food
Nope.
>>24485164
>24485243
hes right tho
aoyama is best girl
>>24478897
>>24486279
Professional dick sucker
