>tfw my name is literally fucking 'pepe'
Mine is Gil
Girls or woman like to call me Gilly.
Why fucking name is literally 'Just', just... Just
Idk wtf my parents were thinking
>George
>18
Jackson
>tfw everyone compares me to the other Jacks, who are inevitably cooler and have more friends than me
>"Jack who?"
>"oh that one... he's kinda ugly and nobody ever talks to him. does anyone even know his last name?"
Jeff, a meme.
literally pajeet
>>24464165
YOU ARE JUSTICE INCARNATE
NOW RAIN YOUR HEAVENLY FURY UNTO THE PLEBIANS
>>24464059
>>24464139
Are those full names or nicknames?
Pray to someone in Vietnam named Dung...
>>24464229
are you from india m8? or us
Dorothy. I'm from Kansas.
Just kill me tbhonest.
Chad
24 year old fat virgin...
>>24464243
i'm hispanic. it's supposed to be a nickname but my parents decided to skip the first name part and go straight to birth certificate.
>>24464283
I have the Wizard of Oz on tv right now. :)
I'd ratherrun through a big sunflower field than kill you, though.
tfw not Matt, but Matthew
Thx parents for not making me eternally beta at birth.
Tyler. Some people seem to think it's a good name. I've never liked it.
Jonathan.
It's always the first name in those red flag for boys thread.
Plus everyone calls me Jon anyways, I'd be better off named John.
Karl here
>tfw I get called kari when getting coffee
>>24464165
JUST
FUCK
ect...
Aaron.
Worst name of all time.
Eddy
Don't know how I feel about my name desu
>>24464355
My parents are watching it right now, I can hear it through their bedroom door.
I'm Spartacus.
>>24464165
My name is Justin and I thought my name was bad. wtf were your parents thinking?
>>24464599
Hahaha, I hope it's a family name at least.
>>24464445
At least you have a full name, just John.
>>24464536
Also the laziest name of all time. Your parents literally just opened the baby name book on the first page, saw the first name and said "Eh, that'll do".
Prillan
>>24464574
At least there are some different variations of the name.
"Ed" is an old man.
"Eddie/Eddy" is a child.
"Edward" is an autistic adult.
>>24464642
It's not, I don't think. My family is Russian and my father wanted to give me an American name. Only American movie he'd ever seen was Wizard of Oz.
>>24464763
Please tell me you're joking. That's almost a joke a standup comic would make.
>>24464283
Nice 75+ year old lady name
>>24464728
I like the name Edwin, if that's a variation?
>>24464910
Did a quick google search and saw someone mention that so I say that it works. Probably one of the better options these days.
Some of my other favorites were Ted, Teddy, Ned and best of all Spaghetti Eddie.
I wish I could get people to call me by one of those, but I feel like it's too late and now it'd be weird and unnatural.
>>24464283
>>24464763
So are you a girl? That's my grandma's name
>>24465113
She said her dad was Russian, not an idiot.
I mean, they're similar, but there does exist a fine line.
>>24465137
>not an idiot
well you never know with those ruskies, and honestly i'd find it easier to believe there's a dude named dorothy here than an actual girl
>Khail
>Shark
JUST
>>24464059
>Benjamin
Normie names don't mix with me.
>>24464625
Maybe you should ask them to JUST INform you?
Fucking Leon.
Try Nikola
Everyone asks you if you speak Russian and why you don't have an accent.
Just accept me you cunts.
>>24467387
Bitch that an awesome name
>>24464059
>your name sounds like someone would give their special snowflake OCRikki-lyn
>>24464059
>"Max"
It's literally the worst
>that one anon named Elevator
I will never forget you.
I'll be at work, wagecuking for the Jew, and I'll think of your name and postpone suicide for another day.
Stay golden
>Jeffrey
I don't think it's that bad, people call me Jeff
Gaylord. Honestly though, after elementary school people stopped being mean about it. I think meet the parents helped out a bit maybe.
>>24468463
It would be so much better if you were actually gay ;p
Pepa
AshleyI'm a fucking boy
>>24464059
Kara. I hate it.
>>24468363
I actually kinda like that name, I've enjoyed most Jeffrey/Jeff's I've met
>>24464574
It's not a bad name, I'd spell it Eddie if I were you though
>>24464424
I actually kinda like that name
>>24464445
I've never met a cool Jonathan
My name's Lucas
Evan.
kill me.
Kamille
Everyone keeps calling me a girl
>>24464059
>>tfw my name is literally fucking 'pepe'
c-congrats
>>24468574
>Kamille
Zeta Gundam, ready to launch!
Ryan. It's pretty Chad tier.
>>24464059
>>24464139
>>24464165
>>24464197
>>24464229
>>24464283
>>24464685
>>24465460
>>24465460
>>24468525
>>24468544
Shit names, enjoy being beta laughing stocks forever
>>24464167
>>24464291
>>24464364
>>24464424
>>24464445
>>24464474
>>24464536
>>24464574
>>24467387
>>24467553
Normie name, get out
>>24465616
>Shark
Thats rad, role with it.
>>24467406
Good name you cunt.
>>24467459
Faggot name
>>24468463
How the fuck
>>24468545
Why do you even bother posting you silly cunt
>>24468558
Good name
>>24468559
Shit name
>>24468574
Time to shave your legs and buy some panties, make your boipussy look more presentable. That's the only reasonable life choice for a fag with a name like that.
>parents gave me a kike name
>not even a jew
this is a stupid meme white parents, give your kids good European names.
who /alphaasfuckname/ here?
Matthias reporting
>>24467553
Are you the hero in a movie where the dogs talk or what
>ctrl f my name
>not in here
It's the only thing I got going for me. And it's not even genetic. But it's something.
>>24468544
Dubs..
You got a trust fund there Ash?
>>24468700
nice blog how do I like it?
>>24468941
You already gave me a (you), which is 4chans version of the like button, so thank you very much!
Cody is pretty beta.
Jurriaan, pls mom and dad why
Craig, most people can't even pronounce it correctly.
My parents decided to name me Damien.
>I hate my name man.
Colin, not so bad except for being called shit bag all through high school. Later found out I have Crohns disease, had a good laugh at that
>>24467406
Boris here, the only russian i speak is kak dela. Sometimes i still pretend im a commie soviet though
>tfw good strong English name
Harry
>>24469013
How is it pronounced? Not "crayg"?
>>24469030
Damien is a nice name
>>24469108
>>24469013
Isn't it pronounced like Kregg?
>>24469108
Yeah it's "Crayg" most people pronounce it "Creg" though.
>>24469140
Amerilards pronounce it kreg, nobody does in the yookay
Thomas.
The only girlfriend I've ever had was named Frankie.
All these first world problem threads
>>24469207
Thomas is a great name. Modest, yet alpha.
Geovane
Pls rate
>>24469290
Yes yes, I know
but
fucking Frankie
>>24464607
meme checked, good one, only I caugh it
Peter, is that OK... ;_; ?
rohan
wtf is this shit
>>24464625
They probably had to think of a name last minute, just in time for the birth
>>24469525
yeah famalam
>>24464283
5/10
>>24464364
6/10
>>24464424
0/10 every faggot i've met has been a tyler
>>24464445
6/10
>>24464474
7/10
>>24464536
5/10
>>24464574
10/10. EDDYY!!!
>>24464607
10/10 sick memes bro
>>24464625
6/10. Justins are bro tier
>>24467387
ayyy what were youre parents thinking/10
>>24467406
6/10
>>24468544
wew
>>24468545
cara = stacy name
>>24468559
7/10
>>24468693
yeah i agree
>>24468803
i know a matthias but hes a fat beta
>>24468991
cody is pretty chad desu
>>24469003
ayyyy
>>24469013
7/10
>>24469030
5/10
>>24469065
8/10
>>24469085
6/10
>>24469207
6/10
>>24469298
6/10
>>24469525
6/10
baka desu senpai baka desu senpai baka desu senpai
>>24469525
Jag heter homo Peter and so on
Adrian
Roman royalty
>>24464139
i didnt know people were actually called gil. i have a mate i call gil because one night his outfit and demeanor bore a striking resemblance to gil gunderson, pretty funny desu
Dylan
Everyone always says its a douchebag name or something like that, but im just a weeb vidya playing nice guy.
Felicity May.
It's a first name. First names aren't supposed to have a space, you idiots.
>>24469257
No one gives a shit about third world countries, shut the fuck up.
>>24468941
>Wanting another "everyone posts, no one replies" thread
Abel is the most beta name T B H F A M
>tfw my name is almost never in these threads
even that's invisible to others
>>24469866
Adri* master race reporting in
Hamilton
I wish I was joking. I was also a chubby kid so kids would call me "hammy". People just call me milton now. Also here's the kicker, I'm hispanic.
Nobody can really beat Chris... it's like the ultimate loser name.
>Chris-chan
>Chris from Family Guy
>Christopher Hitchens
>my last romantic partner who was ugly as fuck and abused the hell out of me
Only a real nigga OG could pull it off
>Chris Dorner
>Christopher Walken
>Christopher Robin
Faizan here :/
>>24464229
designated name
>>24464139
Change your name to Gilgamesh
>Mason
Is there even a cool person in the world named Mason?
Back in 2006 when I played MMO's like guild wars, I was so embarresed I'd lie and say my name was something else
>>24464763
My family are Russian, in the UK. They still called me Dmitrii.
Pepe evolved
I'm not a kek so i don't have a gay name
/english/ here
Miles
JUST
>>24467387
That's an awesome fucking name, faggot. Kill yourself.
my change my name to trent
Mehmet
>>24472238
Masons a cool name i swear it been in loads of military shooter games
My parents named me Fabian.
Zachary, people call me Zach. It's not to bad just reminds me of a guy with a group of friends who gets ignored by them a lot. Basically me.
Randy--- official name of autism
How bad is Colby? I personally hate it, and I've never met anyone else with the same name.
>tfw can never find a keychain with my name on it
>Austin
But people just call me lard ass
>>24464059
linus here
>>24474500
That's a great name. You just need to start living up to it mate.
>>24474473
Just get people to call you Cole
Rajdeep
Go by Raj though.
>>24474538
They usually call me "Colb" or "Colbs" which is even worse imo.
>Cyril
>Liam
I like it but it's basically the official name of dolescum where I liveWhich makes sense as I am one
Barbara, I laugh at myself for it
>lol seriously?
>does anyone call you babs?
>does anyone call you barbie?
>I've got an auntie/gran with that name.
>lol hi big babs
>>24467851
That's atrocious.
>>24464474
cmon thats one of the best names not like me who got some autistic fingol first name and some german niggerbabble as last name
name is Gaye. serious. You can imagine how fun it was growing up for me.
>>24464536
You done messed up
>>24474600
ROASTIE GET OUT
>>24474600
barbara what?
>>24464059
my name is Oscar and i dont think there is any better name
>>24474618
luckily that was my last name and not my first
>>24474600
Do you take it up the backside? Are you pretty?
>>24474664
oops, forgot to change name
Mine is Tony.
Its pretty bland and lackluster. Original name was going to be Felix apparently, kind of wish that fell through.
>>24474656
Like I'd post my full name on here, nigger.
I have seen another Barbara on here though.
>>24474689
I like the idea of it. I'm so/so.
>have muslim name meaning brigth moon
>not even muslim
>i always get picked for "random" checking on borders
>tfw my name is Adnan
My name full name is Bond James. FUCK MY PARENTS FOR THINKING IT WOULD BE 'COOL'
My name is Nigel. I'm not even a Brit. Fuck this name.
My name is Kristen, and I'm a guy.
>>24475085
Kek. You should get it changed, anon.
>>24464197
that's a surname are your parent's retarded?
> stephen
It's breddy gud
Ozzy
>Yes I was named after that guy
>no, it's not cool, the novelty of the name wears off 5 seconds after saying the name
My sisters all got normie names, everyone but me.
Arthur
![spK6u4d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uZhm6L7.jpg "spK6u4d[1].jpg")
>>24470847
I'm a Christopher, and I like my name.
>>24469754
shitposting at it's finest
Luca
I think it's supposed to be spanish or some shit but it just sounds like a girl's name
one time during a school trip they literally wrote on the plane ticket that I was a girl, I assume they just looked at my name and went with it
>tfw you're a tranny and got to pick your name
Why don't you just do the same?
>tfw name is half chinese half english.
>english people cant say the chinese part
>chinese people cant say the english part
>tfw i just call myself sunny
>tfw my name is now sunny.
robots, give me a cool name pls
Ephraim
>Balint
I kinda like it
James here. My name is Godly
While not mine
I knew this kid in elementary school who was literally fucking named Harry Hooker
Harry
Fucking
Hooker
Did his parents just not think that through or did they really not want a kid?
>>24475921
You must be from Utah
>>24476269
In HS I knew a guy named Paul Hooker, his mothers name? Anita Hooker
Hey anons,
When I have a male children, I am going to name them:
Asher Dorian
Greyson _____
Will they hate their names?
>>24464445
Do you do theatre?
>>24464167
I feel you friend, My name is George and I'm 20. It doesn't get better...
>>24464229
my son...
Jose here
>>24464197
My name's Ian but the same thing happened to me all throughout middle school. Kinda stopped after that though, since the other Ian changed schools.
>Ctrl+F Adam
>0 results
Feels gud man, I like my name
>>24476007
You're not wrong bud
White guy is named Pablo.
What do you guys assume?
I feel like I was doomed to be an outsider from the start.
>>24474865
So did you kill her?
Rasmus, how does it sound to a amerikek ear?
>>24478195
It sounds like it's from 3000 years ago in Egypt.
>first name is a plant
>middle name is a vine
>last name is a fruit
And no one realized it until I was 10.
>>24478277
quit the lingo brother, leak that full name
Joe.
Bland and beta.
r8 my slav nameRadek
Khatuna>tfw nick online is Tuna
>>24478340
fellow slav here
>>24478332
I'm the second generation of my last name's lineage so nah.
That said
>middle name is Maile
>"haha how do you pronounce that?"
>"I think it's pronounced "male"
>no, it's my-ee-lee
>"oh, like Miley Cyrus?"
Brett
weak name imo
>>24476618
Greyson Wells. Sounds like he'd be destined to be a billionaire.
>>24476618
someone been reading Oscar Wilde
>>24478407
where from exactly
never heard this name before
Atif Mohammed
>tfw name is literally Robot9001
Kill me
>>24478512
it's from georgia
Adam Habes
>>24465792
>Benjamin "Ben" Kirby Tennyson
kek, literally normiesquad if not for Breaking Benjamin, ben10 ruined your name familia
>>24464059
I have a friend named "Les." It's a pun on his last name and it's hilarious
I also have a friend named Pepe. Good nigga he is
>>24478538
Georgians are not slavs
Tor Espen Lund
>>24478648
yes we are
original commentpaisjdas
>>24478712
Georgians are not slavs
Women can't be robots
Your attempts to fit in are double pathetic
>>24478803
stop bullying georgians please we're ex-slavs but i still want to fit in ok?
>tfw my name is 'Jorge'
>English speakers think i'm from a spanish speaking country or some shit
tfw in portuguese 'jorge' is pronounce (kind of) like george.
>>24478823
you're not welcomed here
leave for tumblradze or facebookshvili and leave robots alone, roastie
>>24478823
>wanting to fit in
>on 4chan
I wouldn't know how to either way.
Jaime (Spanish)
Pronounced Hi meh
fucking old man name
>>24478340
Riddik !!!!
muhammed
and i'm not even religious, just kill me
>>24479160
Looked like "I like" in French. It's like a kid being named Megusta.
Ari
I have never met anyone with the same name even though its supposedly not rare
>>24469866
>>24470819
now we are three
>>24470764
Abel?
I'm Sabrina
>>24464059
Even if pepe wasnt a meme thats a terrible name, like a cartoon character.
>>24480032
teenage bitch
>>24480032
da-te-n gatu matii
>>24464574
MUTHA FUGGIN DOUBLE D SENPAI
>>24464059
Seamus.
I don't live in Ireland and I'm not even 1/4 fuckin Irish.
My own mother can't even pronounce my shit-ass name.
I was always jealous of Chinese kids who had really Chinese names but in school had all the teachers and everyone else call them James or Mark or Peter or Paul or Judas or something.
>>24464059
Aitor.
Just kill me.
>>24465113
>>24465137
I am a girl. Being a guy named Dorothy would be way worse.
>>24464832
I'm not joking.
Jennifer, I hate it
>>24478638
You should call him Les Miserables
>>24464059
Is Nathan a normal name? Even for africa?
>>24474417
Another Trent here. Mines short for Trenton. R8 M8s
Hi I'm Dalton
My name is Joel
Just. Fucking. Shoot. Me.
Any other Klaus here?
Its a beta name where im from
Literally named after a gun
>>24481499
and that gun in turn is named after an ancient middle eastern city
>>24481236
Sure, most nathans just go by "nate".
Also that's one hell of a water balloon that the guy dropped in your gif.
>>24464197
J...Jackson?
>>24464607
No, I AM SPARTACUS>tfw actually Christopher
>>24481499
>Baby Eagle
I know that feel, fellow Native.
Yannick
shit name desu, doesn't help there's like 50 variants of it.
>>24464059
do you pronounce your name
"peep" or
pee-pee?
which is it
>>24477573
I'm named Pablo, but it's rare in Belgium.
I like it, people I just met always remember my name.
>>24464167
Not even too bad. George from Harry Potter, George from Of Mice and Men, and all the presidents named George make it okay.
>>24464291
Bless you
>>24464424
Tyler just sounds like a dick name to me, even though I know some nice Tylers.
>>24468544
I, for one, think that's pretty cool.
>>24469065
Shitty, desu. Sorry for your situation.
Christian here. What y'all think?
Should I go by Jacob or Jake?
>>24477573
>>24482099
hello fellow Pablo brothers
I'm a spic though
Collin
{original comment}
>>24481975
y-yes? I am here
>>24482279
Andalucia represent
>>24464059
Dakota
As in 'hurrr, like Dakota Fanning?'
Or 'hurrr, is that North or South?'
Fucking kill me.
Yuri
I fucking hate it, I get weird looks every time I tell someone, especially girls
fucking Russian family
>>24468463
Do people call you 'Gay' for short?
>>24481248
Another Trent here m8
I think it's an alright name.
>>24482456
In all honesty it's not that bad a name when you have some poor bastard called Gaylord on here.
>>24482506
Can you mind control people?
Benjamin reporting in
I think my name is pretty ok and I never see anyone with my name in namethreads even if its pretty common. I think it sounds pretty beta tho.Victor
Who else has a slav last name? Literally impossible to pronounce properly.
>>24482762
Nah it's a good name, shorten to vic when you get older.
Joshua master race
>>24482762
it is one Y short from victory
get yourself a Y and you're set mate
>>24464059
I feel you.
My name is Peyton, but everyone fucking calls me Peypey.
>>24464197
I'm sure if you lived in one of those hick part of the US it wouldn't that weird.
>tfw jeep
My brother is Silverado
>>24482861
Do you plan to use your plastic windows as a condom?
Carla.
I hate it so much. Sounds like a kid's name.
>>24482762
Dude I love that name so much. One of my favorites.
>>24464059
Cheyenne but it's spelled wrong
I'm thinking about changing it desu
My name is Eleanor and I'm convinced that it's the best name of all time
Ben
all the other Bens I know are chads
just fuck my shit up family
Rachel
>I'm a male
My family is from Greece and my name was Mimon, but was changed to Killer at ellis island
>>24483254
rename yourself Rachet
>>24483254
Owch
Elliot, and apparently that's original enough to get muted
>ffs /r9k/
