Alpha and Omega
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>Start a thread
>Have the last word
You were winning until I stepped in
>>24482195
You're no match for me. I master the mighty Sage power.
>>24482625
You will never get the last word, you faggot.
>>24482873
Hahaha hahaha you think you are are the mighty final poster, you are just one of the many plebs that I will defeat on my way to alpha hood
>>24482945
No, I'm still here.
You will fail
>>24482970
The most alpha will prevail
>>24483002
We shall see then...
>>24483022
This may take a while but we both know who will be the final alpha
>>24483032
Yes, i'm afraid we do
>>24483032
are you challenging me for a battle? heh, this is going to be interesting
*unzips twin katana*
>>24483057
And the most alpha is me
>>24483081
You are nothing pleb, your katana skills are nothing compared to my shitposting skills
>losing argument
>post Navy Seal copypasta
>>24483082
Oh, we shall see indeed
>>24483130
Ah we will see
>>24483147
Don't repeat what I say you beta kuck
>>24483119
The list similarities of the two posts end after saying that they are both about winning an argument
>>24483176
I do want I want senpai
>>24483220
noperino
>>24483220
I'll have the last word anyways
>>24483250
Yeparino
>>24483259
We'll see
>>24483293
It seems we have plenty of time until then.
>>24483320
But I am a NEET and I infer you are on as well, and I don't have any responsibilities, we may be here forever
>>24483362
>we may be here forever
That being said, how was your day?
>>24483378
Ate tendies whilst writing shiposts like this one
>>24483400
Ah, I see, why don't you give up?
>>24483465
The reasons I don't give up is because this would be my only sense of accomplishment since about 6th grade
>>24483499
>I don't give up is because this would be my only sense of accomplishment since about 6th grade
What did you do in the 6th grade? More importantly, how did your life get this bad?
>>24483553
6th grade I was a Chad and my crush asked me to our middle school dance. What caused me to have a horrible life is that I became an autist nerd after trying to become smart so I could get an academic scholarship into this good high school
>>24483614
Did you fuck up worse? I mean, you're a NEET shitposting on 4chan.
>>24483649
Being an autist nerd, I discovered anime and fell in love with it. This led me to stumple upon a site called 4chan. About 3 years ago i clicked on the /r9k/ link on the homepage out of curiosity and i have been a NEET since
>>24483680
So you found 4chan, and that's when your life went down hill? That seems about right.
>Don't forget, you're here forever
>>24483719
>Don't forget, you're here forever
You got that right, I recently tried to give up browsing r9k, but of course i failed
>>24483719
>found 4chan, and that's when your life went down hill
this happened to me
>>24483765
We're all trapped here, friend.
No matter how hard we try to leave, it never works
>>24483793
Eggy managed to leave though
>>24483783
It happens to the best of us
>>24483820
I am running out of things to say
>>24483894
Then I shall ask you a question
How was your day?
>>24483915
I'd say about the same as always
>>24483937
Filling out capchas?muted for 2 seconds
>>24483976
haha, yeah i'd say that's right
>>24484004
I've been noticing a jump in having to select bodies of water
>>24484036
Yeah, well, I think i'm going to give you this empty victory
>enjoy it while it lasts
>>24484101
Alpha here
>>24484155
Was it worth it?
>>24484188
Yesmuted for 8 years
>>24484363
new new new
>>24484609
you claimed a nice and original post just now
>>24484631
I didn't think people were still here :(
>>24484609
>>24484631
>>24484672
I was given the win by a fellow anon so stop
OP will lose.
