who here /mishchief/?
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who here /mishchief/?
>>24492537
>enjoy mischief threads
>sage anyways
>mom asks "Did you wash your hands for dinner?"
>answer yes
But I actually didn't ;3
>>24492537
> Girl in college literally jumps in front of me and begs me to vote for her
> Okay
> Vote for myself
>mum asks me if i want her to make sure i dont sleep in and miss my exam
>tell her no
>i actually did sleep in and failed the entire course
>catch a classmate of mine and our professor in an inappropriate relationship
>tell them I'll go to the dean if they don't end it because I have a strong moral obligation
>my morals are actually shit and I couldn't care less either way
>wouldn't have told anyways because snitching is for bitches
>I just wanted them to be unhappy
>>24492537
>at drive thru window getting my order
>asks me if i want any sauces
>say no because my anxiety was building and i wanted to gtfo
>actually wanted honey bbq sauce
>>24492767
You could have asked for extra credit you mongoloid
>>24492537
>working at security
>at a gate
>guy wants to drive through with his van
>has a seal on them, which i need to check if they are correct
>break one
>pretend it was broken already
>they needed to write a protocol and check everything about the van
>guy had to wait like 30mins
>mfw
>play l4d2 with 3 randoms
>expert realism
>did finale for hard rain for it 6am to about 2pm
>almost finished everyone's alive
>gun everyone down
>get rode by jockey
>back to start
>shout NICK WHAT WAS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM on mic
>vote to kick him and everyone followed like sheep
>friend joins and kicks the guy who left for a second to smoke then other guy
>work at grocery store
>customer asks: "any chance you have some more of this chocolate?"
>"no"
>we still had lots of it
get rekt store manager and chocolate eating normie
