>"Anon, I hope your hungry, I'm making scrambled eggs for us this morning!"
I wish someone would smile at me like that. I wish I could make someone happy.
Open up the blinds and do the dishes first you dumb cunt holy shit
>tfw she makes pancakes
>>24704406
I hate my eggs scrambled, you plebeian cunt. You will make them over-easy or I will feed them to the dog along with your flesh.
that forehead, son.
>>24704406
I'll eat them, but I'm not going to tell you what happened.
>>24704524
its a man baby
>>24704520
Over easy > Scrambled
Scrambled eggs are a shit
>>24704503
>that tiny qt
Literally my dick
When I make my eggs, I crack them into a pan and sort of scoop the eggs together as they cook so the finished product looks kind of like a hamburger patty, only it's eggs. What's that called? I avoid ordering eggs at restaurants because I'm afraid of the follow-up questions that I don't know how to answer. I just want eggs in solid form. Ree.
>>24704406
Oh shit I forgot to lock my doors.
>tfw making your own eggs
Cook the man some fucking eggs bitch
>>24704661
>tfw finally mastering them on your own
>tfw making them for other people and they say it's some of the best they've had
>>24704406
>scrambled eggs
Bitch, are you 12? Go watch Netflix or whatever while I make us a real breakfast.
>>24704707
Good job anon. This made me smile.
>>24704503
>womanlets
When will they learn?
Who are you? I'm vegan and I don't tolerate women in my home. Out!
>>24704702
Go to bed, Jake the Muss.
>>24704736
Womanlets have learned, though. Short girls are all going after tall guys now and the tall guys want them. It's manlets who are still too afraid to approach tall girls and fix the problem.
>>24704406
The person in OP's pic is a pre-transition female to male transsexual.
Pic related is what he looks like now.
>>24704888
>literally creating more chads as if we didn't already have enough
nice trips m8
>>24705118
>Chad
>5'4"
LMFAO
