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>tfw finally get asked out on a date by a guy
>tfw he's just my type
a-am i gonna make it?
>>24640489
Unless you lose weight then no.
Hes a rapist.
>tfw the only time I was asked out was when I was 16 by a 40 year old man who had little understanding of English and was a chain smoker
>>24640715
How much did he offer to pay you?
>>24640489
Through one date? Sure, why not.
>>24640731
He said he wanted to take me out for dinner, if that's what you mean
>>24640827And I'm sure you'd have given him dessert for the right price, ammirite? ;)
>>24640848
Nope
>tfw I keep getting muted
>>24640489
ROASTIES FUCK OFF BACK TO TWATTER
>>24640489
You'll be fine just be open and talk about what really interests you.
Just remember not to judge and act like a drama-normie.
>>24640906
Well I'm glad that you have standards in which clients you're willing to see.What's the going rate for a clean cut 25 year old gentleman to take you out to dinner?
>>24640489
Nope.
Either he'll dump you for the next Stacy or you'll dump him for being a cluck.
Enjoy your spinsterhood, fembot.
tfw grill
tfw stick my bloody tampons to bathroom stall doors
tfw mischief
>>24640715
WiII you go out with me?
I have been running a Youtube channel since I was 16. I'm 22 now. I never really gotten a lot of views or subscribers. My channel has been declining for a long while. Every so often I think about quitting, but habit keeps me releasing a video at least once a month. I don't really get a lot of comments on my videos so when I do get a comment I do read them, even the bad ones. I also keep up a blog. I'm usually careful with what I say so I don't end up getting doxxed or someone I know doxxed. I mentioned having a boyfriend and posted a picture of us together and within a week someone already found out where he lives and where he works. I get so fed some times. I recently got a small job producing videos for people. So if I do quit my youtube channel I will still be somewhat involved in multimedia and my face will still be somewhat public
>>24641914
What does this have to do with the thread?
You're just whining that your youtube channel isn't as popular anymore. What is it even about?
>Fembot Feels
I'm never going to get married and going to be alone forever.
I hope you make it out OP.
>>24642037
What's your excuse, sister?
>>24642062
I'm fat and ugly and a social retarded hikki NEET.
>>24642037
Why not? Surely you could find somebody nice, even if he's not very good looking.
>>24642099
All of those are fixable.
You're the problem.
>>24642099
Sounds like most of those are easily fixed, player.
>>24642116
Hey man, I didn't say I wasn't trying.
I got 2 more years until Christmas Cake. I'm working on it.
>>24642037
You can marry me.
>>24642099
Male anon here
Go sort out your life.
I haven't had sex with my boyfriend for a long awhile. It's winter where we live. He does not like the cold . He wears layers of sweaters and he showers less due to not wanting to be naked and cold. We still cuddle, but he doesn't like fondling anymore since we both have cold hands. He hasn't tried having sex with me. I'm never the one to engage in sex.
>>24642137
Good for you.
Complaining inhibits progress.
>>24640489
Do girls like to play the 3ds pokemon games?
If you do, what's your favorite pokeman?
>>24642145
I'm 23. Too old for most Anons here.
>>24642167
>complaining about people complaining on r9k
wheredoyouthinkwearerightnow.jpg
>>24642202
>23
>too old
wew, girly.
>>24642202
>I'm 23. Too old for most Anons here
what?
I'm 21 please marry me
>>24642202
I'm telling you this to help you.
>>24642099
You gotta women up sis, just b urself
>>24642229
Stop that.
All you're going to do is make her problems worse with your betashit.
>>24642137
I could be your bf until you improve yourself enough that you decide to find somebody better. All things considered I'm actually not that bad, I just don't know how to make friends or connections.
>>24642004
It's something I love to do that occasionally interferes with my social life. My boyfriend was hesitant about showing his face on my blog and when I finally got the okay to post a picture of us, he gets doxxed and harassed and I feel like shit for allowing it to happen.
>>24642202
There's your problem. Thinking you're old when you're still practically a kid.
>>24642259
fuck off fish you're as bad as doj
>first day of class
>a somewhat below average looking guy with subtle videogame/anime apparel sits next to you
Every semester I get some guy that's obviously into me, but never makes a move or talks to me. I tend to attract them because I also wear subtle videogame/anime related apparel.
>>24642283
Stop trying to proposition anyone with a snatch then
>>24642261
As long as your blog isn't about anything taboo, I don't think you really have anything to worry about.
Who cares if you're associated with a fashion or cooking or cosplay channel or whatever?
>>24640489
you're gonna make it because there is no such thing as a fembot and now leave this fucking board
>>24642313
Disgusting. How dare these uggos sit next to you? Don't they have any decency?
>>24642261
You're an attention whore, why else would these pathetic betas follow your unoriginal blog? Of course they were going to dox your bf you fucking moron.
>>24642339
Because when people know where I live and where my friends live and work, those people like to harass us or spread mean rumors. One time my phone number leaked and I got calls non-stop. Even when I changed numbers, I still got harassing calls. I feel terrible when it happens to me, I feel even worse when it happens to my loved ones.
>>24642099
being a neet isnt unattractive if your a girl. No one expects you to work for a living anyway
>>24642313
Below average guy isn't confident enough to make a move on a girl? Bi way!
>>24642375
If you're going to sit next to a cute girl all semester and make up stories about you two being together, at least have the decency to try to talk to her. You don't need to hit on her or flit. Just talk on a friendly level. It doesn't have to go anywhere. A friend for a semester is better than being a creepy guy jerking off to a classmate's Facebook picture.
>>24642401
What makes you have such aggressive followers?
>>24642446
I know girl. You're preaching to the choir. All these creeps sitting next to you? Yeah they're definitely stalking you and masturbating to your facebook photos. Fucking virgins I swear. Where have all the good men gone?
>>24642446
>creepy guy jerking off to a classmate's Facebook picture.
Does this turn you on? Be honest
>>24642313
Or they just picked a fucking seat and sat in it you god damn narcissist
>>24642455
I don't know.
I never say anything edgy or post anything controversial. I just cosplay and fashion tutorials and occasionally talk about what's going on in my life. It's just one of the downsides of being a female Youtuber. I get guys desperate for my attention or guys that like me too way that they get jealous whenever I'm with another guy or don't acknowledge them. Then there's people calling me spoiled because I go to conventions every year and eat at fancy places and 'show off' nice gifts from fans ( I have a PO Box and sometimes stream myself opening up fanmail, but I had to stop and delete those videos because people were harassing me about them saying that I was just showing off)
>>24642494
Nah they're definitely in love with me, making up fantasies in their minds about being with me, and masturbating to my Facebook photos. I can tell because their knees are slightly pointed in my direction. I mean, look at me, I'm gorgeous!
>>24642532
>Fembot with a small youtube channel gets enough betabux gifts to stream it
Woman can't be robots.
>>24642544
>I mean, look at me, I'm gorgeous!
I see what you mean.
>>24642544
> I can tell because their knees are slightly pointed in my direction
I've heard that bullshit on some trashy morning talk radio show before.
>I mean, look at me, I'm gorgeous!
I'll be the judge of that.
>>24642532
Well, I don't want to say "you're asking for it," but I think that just comes with the territory of having that type of channel.
>>24642446
Are you actually qt? Will you date me?
Pretty good, OP. One subtle bait and one slightly more obvious one. Nicely done.
>>24642261
Are you nyanners ? If so post more on insta
>>24642544
>>24642313
>>24642446
>tfw I'm that guy and I will never start a conversation with her because I'm socially inept
>I can tell because their knees are slightly pointed in my direction
I-I hope she didn't notice that
>Nearly 2016
>STILL no gay weeb gf
>>24640489
>having a type
Red flag senpai
>23 and still no real job
I've been working retail since I was 17. I'm too scared to get a real job. I'm too dumb for a real job. I been working at the same clothing store for so long. I'm also a lot older than I actually am so people confuse me for manager. My co-workers even jokingly call me manager. My old co-workers have graduated highschool and made something out of themselves. I feel so old being the only person that in their mid-early 20's. Everyone else is just some highschool kid that won't be there next year because he's going to do something cool with his life.
I could get promoted to manager, but the responsibility scares me.
>>24642703
We've all been there m8. There's nothing wrong with it. It's not like we sit there with the intent of not saying anything. We go in there hoping to work up the courage to say something, but we fail. It's a hard thing to do when you've been disregarded all your life. You start to think "what's the point? There's no way she'd be interested in me anyway" so you get paralyzed and don't say anything.
I just wish these women would try putting themselves in these guys' shoes before dismissing them as "creeps who surely masturbate to my Facebook photos"
>>24642283
I apologize for Fish and myself giving lost causes like you good advice.
I feel like it's too late for me to be saved. I never had friends. I never learned to socialize. I can't look people in the eye. I get nervous talking to older people or mature people or authoritative figures or military or government workers. I barely know any proper social etiquette. I find it difficult to balance myself from not caring about others to caring about others too much. I've been called inconsiderate multiple times as well being too overbearing or creepy.
I just want to get a good job and live by myself so no one has to deal with me and I don't have to deal with the anxiety of having to deal with others.
>>24642532
>I never say anything edgy or post anything controversial. I just cosplay and fashion tutorials and occasionally talk about what's going on in my life. It's just one of the downsides of being a female Youtuber. I get guys desperate for my attention or guys that like me too way that they get jealous whenever I'm with another guy or don't acknowledge them. Then there's people calling me spoiled because I go to conventions every year and eat at fancy places and 'show off' nice gifts from fans ( I have a PO Box and sometimes stream myself opening up fanmail, but I had to stop and delete those videos because people were harassing me about them saying that I was just showing off)
Dude stfu if you were a dude you'd probably have 2 followers and 20 views.
You can't have your fucking cake and eat it too. If you have attention, it's gonna be both good and bad. I'll take that any day over being a dude being ignored unless you're a million times talented. A girl can literally do anything online and get thousands of views.
Fucking moron.
>>24642901
It's never too late; I started everything imaginable in my 30's.
>>24642974
Haters are what gives Youtubers 80% of their attention/success. The smart ones just really embrace it.
What's worse:
-getting friendzone'd
or
-getting sisterzone'd
?
I've been put in both by different guys. They say I make a good friend, but I'm going to need a job and have a passion in life if I want to be in a relationship. A guy has even told me he would give me a chance if I just had my life together.
>>24643266
How old and how bad is the situation?
>>24640489
You were going to make it the second you were born with a vagina you dumb cunt
>>24643469
I'm 19.
I'm struggling in college because I'm not good with English and Math. I can draw well and learn how to use most photoshop/graphic design software. But I'm pretty terrible at anything else and I'm required to take math/english for my degree. I also have terrible social anxiety and some of my mandatory classes involve public speaking and interviewing people in certain work fields. I'm thinking of going to trade school or some internship or something, but even then I wouldn't really know what to do with my life once I graduate. I'm not really decided on a major or anything. Just been taking classes for general education and classes that would help me with art.
>>24640489
Did you know jap chicks put vaginal blood in valentine day chocolate to give to guys?
Read it on japan crush. Try it brah
>be roastie
>come in here whining about being lonely
>surrounded by beta ass motherfuckers all vying for your attention
>all of them would date you in a heartbeat
>never try to contact any of them
>"WHY AM I SO LONELY?"
You could literally end your loneliness in seconds, you have no one to blame but yourselfs
I am not even memeing here, what the fuck are you cunts doing? Do you just like the attention so much?
>>24643603
>Do you just like the attention so much?
Did you really need to ask that?
>>24643611
I know they are just craving attention, but I am confused as to why
I would rather end my loneliness than spend every fucking day fishing for attention on an anonymous image board
Are they just incredibly oblivious?
>>24643603
>>24643647
Your attention is undesirable to them. Being a worthless, emasculated fuckup is barely to be considered human at this point. Contacting any of your kind would not eliminate their loneliness.
Please understand.
Is it normal to not find penises attracted? I don't mind going down on one or having one inside of me, I just don't think they're very sexy. I'm more turned on by the person it's attached to.
>>24642805
iktf. iktfatw.
And living in CA doesn't work when you work a dead-end retail job. There's nowhere to go without a degree and I don't have the time, money, nor can I afford to drop my shit job to go back to school. I don't even know what to take if I did.
How is someone supposed to pay rent? How do you find passion for something to dedicate your life to it--that seems so restrictive and boring. I want to learn new things, not learn everything about one thing and then do that until I die. How do the countless blacks and Mexicans I see around me afford apartments, let alone homes, in this state? How do you find love?
I don't get life.
>>24643726
The only thing more pathetic than being FA is being a FA woman
It is normal for guys, if you are a woman you have to be incredibly fucking ugly
They are lonely because thier standards are too high, most guys here would settle for the woman here
I very much doubt any of the women here would do the same
>>24643729
it's normal, just like how i find your roastie revolting, the feeling is mutual.
want happens if you jerk off a guy after he cums?
how long would it take for him to get hard again ?
I usually let go of my boyfriend's penis once cum stops oozing out. Would it still feel nice for him getting touched afterward?
>>24642116
Have you fixed your waifu problem yet?
>tfw not a cool drug-addict like JLH
>>24643810
>Would it still feel nice for him getting touched afterward
no
>how long would it take for him to get hard again ?
minimum 2 minutes, but could take as long as 20 min.
>>24643775
Re-read my post, please. Having standards higher than some deadbeat NEET who watches anime, plays videogames and constantly bitches about how evil woman are and how easy they have it nothing short of completely undesirable.
Pull your head out of the gutter.
>>24643810
it depends completely on the guy. some guys don't have a refractory period and can keep going forever. you need to ask him.
>>24643851
I very much doubt that the women here are any better than that
>>24640489
Prepare to be raped by Chad.
My boyfriend is terrible at sex, but very good at oral and manual stimulation. I'm apparently not very good at handjobs or blowjobs and not very okay at sex so it evens out. We're both very clumsy when it comes to sex. I don't know how to ride when on top. He can't thrust into me without needing to cum within a minute.
>tfw 27 and have never been asked out
i'm normal looking and slim, kind of sad to think about how i've had not one single date, not one boy asking me out through school for dances or graduation things where even girls in wheelchairs had dates, ect.
>>24643896
Why thrusting when you can spend hour or more with just foreplay. Foreplay is the most important part and even I, the r9k virgin nerd know that.
For crying out loud you both need to put some thought in what you do when it comes to sex.
>>24643950
Would you like to go and grab a drink with me sometime? Do you like sushi?
>>24640924
Some one is jealous. Hahahahsh poor you
>>24643950
post body without face, maybe you just have a reaaaaaally plain look to you or something
>>24643810
>Would it still feel nice for him getting touched afterward?
I'd like to be sucked afterwards if I ever happen to have sex. I can blow myself but the feeling of orgasming sort of stops everything and you can't focus on sucking yourself anymore. meh
Once also kept jerking with a fleshlight after cumming until I came the second time without stopping, had a cockring to keep erection. Took some willpower to power through the initial two minutes after cumming the first time though.
>>24643979
where do you live? at this point i'm almost not even interested anymore, having a man is such a foreign concept
>>24644012
I live in Louisiana, you?
>>24643851
Advice from a celibate weirdo from Europe will definitely change their minds and make them better themselves. Please stop trying to change people. Like I've told you before, they will never change.
Havent been asked out in 4 years. Any point in having hope that a girl will come or am I going to have make it happen myself lads?
>>24643810
refractory period is generally 15 min
>>24644040
Ad homimen, how classy. Anything else you want to throw around without really thinking about it, kiddo?
>>24640489
>"he's just my type"
do girls like fat, lazy guys with nice faces?
I don't like making eye contact while giving a blowjob because looking up a person's body from their dick is very unflattering. You see him their nose and their face and body fat makes them look all blobby
>>24644081
Your advice is condescending
>>24644040
Not him obviously but when you take in account that human brains are just giant computer with input, memory and output, when one sees that something is wrong, a solution is slowly forming in his mind.
His well intentioned call to reason might slightly accelerate the process, but what the depressed neet does not figure out for himself, that will not prompt him for improvement.
I try to formulate my advice here generally in that sense, point in right direction, say that if you feel like something is wrong, you are probably right and what follows is to come up with a solution.
Such words are thought of as heresy in this echo chamber of misery. But to each of their own, and I will only hope that guys and gals here will one day decide to change their ways.
>>24643752
>How do the countless blacks and Mexicans I see around me afford apartments, let alone homes, in this state?
They work 3 dead-end retail jobs, not just one.
I'll always remember being a 19 year old with no direction. I applied for an overnight Walmart stocking job, and I was hired with this Mexican dude with a wife and kids. The overnight Walmart job was actually like his third current job. I asked him when/how he sleeps and he was all "on the bus to and from work". Then I went to a fast food join at 5AM and saw Mexicans making my breakfast and it all made sense. That's when I learned it was best to stay in school.
13 years later I was visiting my parents. I went to a local Walmart (not far from the one where I once worked at) and there was the same Mexican dude working, except working during the day. He seemed to be in a good mood.
As for the passion thing, you'll have it if you can manage your depression. But the source of it seems to be your shit job, so yeah.
>>2464408
:3
You like nerdy guys too??
>>24644021
UK, damnit
>>24643533
Your English skills seem fine. If you build a portfolio, would that help to get a job without the degree? Get a tutor at your college, there has to be something, assuming you're American.
>>24644130
Correct. The recipients' situation are not to be sugarcoated. They are worthless and pathetic, and they have to fix themselves in order not to be considered subhuman. They have this in their own hands.
>>24643726
As pathetic and attention whoring as a trip?
>>24640489
Congrats you sat around til your dream boy came up and asked you out. He'll dump you faster than you can say "fembot here" once he realizes how vapid you are.
Hide all fembot threads
Sage all fembot threads
Fembots aren't real
>>24644081
>Please stop trying to change people. Like I've told you before, they will never change.
I don't see why you are so insistent on trying to change people. Since you have been here for a while you should have noticed that the misogynistic people here are stubborn and will never change.
>>24644133
>but what the depressed neet does not figure out for himself, that will not prompt him for improvement.
I agree. The individuals that truly believe in the misogynistic ideals are lost causes. Just help the ones that cry in nogf threads. Doj just attacks the vocal ones that are adamant in their beliefs. Those will never change.
>>24643752
Community college is cheap in California. It used to be at least. Learn to drive a forklift at minimum , there's never a shortage of those jobs.
>>24644166
Damn!
If you lived anywhere in the US I might have taken you out anyways. I have some vacation time coming up,but no passport.
>>24644273
Spend betabucks on a plane ticket.
>>24644248
She eats too much.
>>24644287
I would, but I have no passport. So it's irrelevant. I need to just get one so I have it when the mood strikes me.
>>24644248
False beliefs can be disproven. Occurences one observes can be explained accurately considering the cold material reality they are based on.
When one resorts to explanations using ideas and concepts based on ideas, of course it will end up with something inanely oversimplified.
Or is just bound to run into a contradiction since the initial assumption was wrong.
The question is why do these vocal misogynists refuse to apply the same introspective reasons on their statements themselves, rather than the subjects of their statements.
Of course who would bother disproving some idiot's agenda when said agenda does not affect you at all and will only harm the said idiot.
Telling him to stop and examine his beliefs is good enough.
>>24644248
>misogynistic people here
>Disagreeing with me is misogyny
All I said was you roasties can end you "loneliness" in seconds
>>24643950
Maybe...YOU should do the asking?
Shocking concept, I know.
>>24644117
Maybe that's because you've only been with fatasses
>>24644203
You honestly don't sound any smarter than those you give advice to.
>>24644394
Yeah, because being a pathetic white knight bootlicker isn't very smart.
>>24644166
In any case, would you still like to talk?
I have both skype and kik.
>have low sex drive
>get bothered when boyfriend looks at porn
anyone else get really bothered when your boyfriend looks up 3D porn? I kind of compare it to actually get a handjob from the girl he's gawking at At least with 2D, it's just a fantasy.
>>24644330
I mean for her.
>>24644117
What if the guy is thin and wears some sort of mask? I'd like to wear a shemagh or something during sexy time and ideally the other person would be wearing something as well so that only their eyes are visible.My facial expressions and the emotions I go through are out of sync and I look stupid often and can't bear to look at other people either
>>24644331
The vocal misogynists were probably bullied by society into their position and stance. They have given up all hope. If you know anything about Doj, he straight up attacks them and criticize their efforts in a nonbeneficial way. These people need compassion and someone to be empathetic about their feelings. It is what they probably lack and probably need. From what I know about you, you seem like you approach these individuals in a more friendly manner, which is the right way to do this.
>>24644441
That's a pretty big commitment so soon, don't you think?
>>24644466
>If you know anything about Doj, he straight up attacks them and criticize their efforts in a nonbeneficial way.
He's literally a neckbeard trying to get some female attention by consistently being a white knight. How can anyone not see this? How can anyone take him seriously? He's tipping his fedora to m'lady at every opportunity.
>>24644436
I didn't think people got jealous because of porn. I can tell you now that porn is basically just a device to get off and can never replace that feeling of closeness with another person when having sex. Problem being guys can have pretty high sex drives so if you have a low sex drive you're not gonna meet up in that manner. Does he ever imply he wants it?
>>24644476
A visit, no commitment. Talk beforehand, obviously. She doesn't seem like she would, though. If you click...no risk, no reward.
>>24644544
A financial commitment, I meant.
Trans-Atlantic plane tickets aren't cheap.
>>24644531
Women do get jealous.
>>24644558
How is your love life otherwise?
>>24644579
Completely void, I guess.
>>24644562
I think people need to understand that attraction comes from more than just looks. I can find a woman attractive and jerk off to her but I'm not going to feel any emotional bond with that woman. I mean surely women are the same in that they find other men more attractive physically but have that emotional bond to fall back on with their partner if it's a healthy relationship?
>>24641914
Can i habe the linku pls?
I'm genuely interested.
>>24644273
Dude you can like befriend any other Anglo slag.
The internet makes it convenient for people to send information to people across the globe, but when it comes to actually hauling your ass across the globe, there are undeniable constraints.
Don't act like a girl responding to you on the internet is something special. Women comprise half of the population. Modify your circumstances so you interact with people geographically near you.
>tfw girl with paranoid personality disorder
I will tell you NOTHING! Oh wait, I just did.
>>24644703
What are your most common thought patterns? Are you getting therapy? Any meds at all?
>>24644166
i can come to the UK and get drunk with you if youtake my virginity
>>24642202
>23
LOL YOURE EXPIRED, ROASTIE.
>finally get a bf
>he is perfect and i am so fucking nervous
>now it's the part where i'm scared he'll get bored or find out just how crazy i am
;__; help me
>>24644795
When did you get a bf? What happened? Was it through here?
>>24644795
Congratulations on getting a bf.
So have you actually tried being honest with him regarding your fears? I'm certain he has his fears too. And regarding the craziness, you you are not a mayor of the coo-coo town, you are probably fine, and just blow it out of proportion.
A thing I liked about growing up in a ghetto school is that no one shamed me for being pregnant for 16. if I were in any rich school, I would be the only pregnant teen and I would be shamed. My school has a day care and it wasn't too uncommon for some students to pregnant. A lot of classmates and teachers were pretty supportive. I didn't get any backlash. I met a lot of nice guys during highschool . I never cheated on my boyfriend. Now I'm in my 20's live in a nicer part of town. I want to give my daughter the life I didn't have.
>>24644795
show me your femdom blog mystery
>>24644839
>When did you get a bf?
I don't know
>What happened?
He knows I like him and started calling himself my bf
>Was it through here?
y-yes
>>24644795
I know exactly how you feel. It always feels like a slog. Personally the best option is to just be open about how you feel without dialing the crazy up too much. Secondly, work on some relaxation techniques. It sounds silly but meditation does wonders for anxiety like that.
>>24644844
Yes, he says they are silly but if you've read any of my rants on men you know that I don't like trusting men.I've had a man call the cops on me once and almost take me to prison because of how out of hand I got. I'm on medication now so I'm a lot better.
I got a bf a couple years back and I am happy but it's long distance and I get really lonely sometimes, especially during the times we're far away. I wish I had a single friend beside him. Ideally a girl friend because I would be able to talk about girly things, but who also liked vidya and cringy memes. Feels bad
>>24644846
I've never practiced femdom. I don't think I'd be good at bullying anyone.
>>24644729
Most common thought patterns? I don't know what to tell you, why do you ask? Do you have a dx? Are you asking in which direction my thoughts usually migrate? In regards to what? Early stages of therapy right now, it felt like and now I have evidence that this woman has more than a fair share of her own issues. Sedatives...
>>24644914
show me the blog anyway
hey fembots does dick size matter all im seriously only 4.5 inches pls respond
>>24644913
I know a girl like you actually.I've found it sucks when you're into stuff like vidya because you're not going to find many grils into the girly stuff as well for whatever reason. Do you go to uni or anything?
>>24644938
I don't have a fucking femdom blog you cuCk.
>>24644964
Do roasties matter?
>>24640489
>asked out by a girl
>I'm not even lesbian
>say yes anyway because I'm so lonely
>>24644969
>Do roasties matter?
Yes obviously. They look hella ugly. No one wants to munch a roast
I think I'd make a pretty damn good bf even if I am a manlet. I'm ok with clingy girls because I'm a bit clingy myself, I like taking relationships slowly, and on a good day I'm a damn 7/10. Females hit me up with inquiries
>mystery gets a bf and she still continues to shitpost on r9k
i hope the long con is to get you out of here forever
>>24644997
So why don't you think dick matters?
>>24645018
>like taking relationships slowly
>good bf
you fucking kek
>>24642164
Your boyfriend is a pussy. Dumb him.
>>24644966
Yea, it feels like it's impossible to find someone with similar interests.
uni is too expensive for me. I'm getting a vocational degree in IT so I'm the only girl in class, and the guys talk shit about me behind my back (like say I wear too much make up who is she trying to impress blabla) so I have no interest in being friends with them.
>>24645062
It's a rough thing to go into if you're a girl I think. It's like if you're doing computer science and are not Asian you're either going to be swarmed by beta oribeters (which is not a friendship) or just never talked to at all because they're autistic as fuck. What games do you like to play?
>>24645028
I'm posting on /r9k/ because I'm ANXIOUS. ;_; I want him to like me as much as I like him but no one ever does
>>24644166
You LITERALLY walk into a random club on a Saturday night and have tens of men ready and willing to make out with you and take you to their place.
>>24645142
You've gotta deal with that shit internally if it's ever going to work out. Anxiety is going to be there REGARDLESS of what happens. You need to find a way to cope with it as opposed to trying to get people to say something to calm you down. I've been in your exact situation and it never works out if you take on this anxiety like that.
>>24645102
I like too many to list here, but my absolute favourites are competitive shooters like quake or tf2, and I love watching dota 2 but don't really play it.
I knew there weren't going to be many girls in this field, but I figured it didn't really make a difference and I would like to meet more guys anyways. But they just tend to stick with their groups and avoid conversation. There's no point.
>>24645102
>All males in cs are beta orbiters or autists
Thanks, now I definitely would ask you out.
>female friend used to be a fembot
>is now dating Chad and is in the process of becoming a normie
>still sympathetic to me so she still hangs out with me
>asked her how she did it
>tells me she became acquaintances with Chad, then invited him over to hang out
>when he got there after they talked for like five minutes she just kissed him completely out of the blue
>turned into a full make out session
>they became FWB
>she wanted more so she convinced him that they should be an official couple
>he's down with it now
>they're very happy together
And this is why women cannot be robots.
>>24645200
I can't imagine that getting any better since when you're going to get a job in IT, you'll have mainly male coworkers. Maybe they wont be as autistic?
>>24645194
omg
you are so rightbut wat if he doesnt like me
>>24645053
Going too fast has fucked up a lot of relationships before, it's nice for both people to have a lot of time to think about the relationship and what they're doing.
>>24645233
The what ifs are the hardest part to deal with. Are you in therapy at all?
If getting sex from Chad is so easy, how do I go about it?
I've had less sex than the average 18-year-old at 26, so I think it would be nice to have sex with a good-looking guy once before I go back to trying to find someone that actually suits me.
Where do I find them?
What do I say?
>>24644992
Don't knock it, till you've tried it.
A really butch lesbian liked me in school. I was a kissless virgin, so I went with it and got a nice kiss out of it.
No regrets.
>>24645232
I'm sure they won't. I know there's nice guys in this field. Just not the faggots at my college.
>>24645040
how big is your bfs dick?
>>24645280
Go to a bar with a low cut top and a short skirt and pretend to be wasted. Don't forget to smile.
>gets asked out
>fembot
Op get the fuck out, normaldyke. With shit like this it's not weird that male robots don't believe in the existence of fembots.
>>24645260
Yes, but I don't talk to my therapist about anything that I want to talk about, because she is a jew and wants to focus on getting me "on track" at school/work. She never wants to talk about my interpersonal relationships "yet" (she says) or how I feel about myself. I think she is trying to offload me ASAP.
>>24645315
A-anon! I'm not that lewd. I have no idea.
>>24645280
Go to the club.
Pick out a drunk chad.
Lean in close to him.
Go home with him.
Well done, you scored yourself a Chad.
>>24645280
Go to the gym. Ask for help with your squat and deadlift form.
>>24645018
I-I like manlets but I feel they never want to go up to taller girls. I would approach them first but I don't even know how to make friends.
>>24645280
When I write my suicide note I will be sure to mention this post
>>24645324
There are no hot guys at the bars I go to. Shit.
I'll have to roam all of them.
I also don't own any low cut shirts. Shit again.
>>24645215
It's fucking true though. I mean obviously you're gonna get the occasion OK person but most of the time I'm cringing because of the shit they say. At least I enjoy the content.
>>24645363
Many would.
>>24645280
I'm a good-looking Chad. Post contact info.
>>24645374
Well now you are being too picky
>>24645345
My advice is to change therapists. It's taken me a good three or four to find one that works for me. You get some fucking nuggets who have no idea what they're doing so don't take it personally if you don't feel its right. To be fair though I don't know what kind of cost is related to therapists in your country so maybe it's not financially viable for you to switch.
I'm straight, but I miss being in a relationship with a girl. I used to have a girlfriend I just enjoyed that understanding of each other and how there was no pressure of trying to conform to gender roles. With guys, I worry too much about not making him feel man enough or I end up judging guys for not being manly enough. With girls, I just worry about them having a job and taking care of themselves.
>>24645368
Nice. I'm sure you wouldn't want to have sex with someone attractive if that was an option.
>>24645387
I'm not going to travel 10000 miles if all I want is sex.
>>24644795
>posting about getting a be in fembot feels
Typical tripfag. Go the fuck away normalfag.
>>24645414
Chad =/= any guy. He needs to be 7.5/10 to qualify as Chad.
>>24645363
I think they'd appreciate it. No guy actually cares about his he's height, his friends may tease him about it but that's about it. I'd certainly like being approached by a cute tall girl like yourself.
>>24645447
>10000 miles
Where the fuck do you live? Is there even anywhere that's that far away?
>>24642261
What does your bf-bullshit have to do with fembot feels though?
>>24645468
>chronicling my journey into normiedom
>>24645421
Thank you~
>>24642608
Do... do you know what the word facetious means?
>>24645493
All because I'm in a relationship, it doesn't mean I'm not a fembot
>>24645539
>All because I'm in a relationship, it doesn't mean I'm not a fembot
Wow
>>24645443
jesus, do guys ever get a break
>>24645494
Yeah congratulations but get that shit back to Facebook or at least some normalfag board.
You should at least absolutely not be in this thread.
>>24645200
I play dota a lot but have gotten kind of mad at it lately. Kind of dabbled in starcraft 2 but I don't think I'm mentally capable of that shit. What kind of job are you looking at getting?
>>24645215
You don't wanna do that senpai.
>>24645539
/r9k/ truly is dead
It wasn't the "fembots" that killed it
It was you thirsty fucks who kept giving them attention
I am actually done guys
See ya space cowboys
>>24644795
how does it feel to be a normie?
>>24645200
>tfw am a guy studying CS
>never talk to any of the girls
>almost never to talk to any of the guys either
>>24645539
I absolutely fucking hate people like you.
FUCK. FUCK. THIS MAKES ME SO FUCKING ANGRY.
THAT SENTENCE IS NOT TRUE.
IS THIS B8!?
>>24645626
Starcraft 2 is tough to get into, and also kind of boring. I don't blame you.
I want to be a programmer. Looking to get into web development first. Are you also IT anon?
>>24642974
>>>24642532
>>I never say anything edgy or post anything controversial. I just cosplay and fashion tutorials and occasionally talk about what's going on in my life. It's just one of the downsides of being a female Youtuber. I get guys desperate for my attention or guys that like me too way that they get jealous whenever I'm with another guy or don't acknowledge them. Then there's people calling me spoiled because I go to conventions every year and eat at fancy places and 'show off' nice gifts from fans ( I have a PO Box and sometimes stream myself opening up fanmail, but I had to stop and delete those videos because people were harassing me about them saying that I was just showing off)
>Dude stfu if you were a dude you'd probably have 2 followers and 20 views.
>You can't have your fucking cake and eat it too. If you have attention, it's gonna be both good and bad. I'll take that any day over being a dude being ignored unless you're a million times talented. A girl can literally do anything online and get thousands of views.
>Fucking moron.
Hey anon I am quoting everything you said because I couldn't filter out one particular thing that interested me. You have an eloquent way of quoting a large chunk of text and not making reference to even 10% of it.
>I like greentext
>live with roommate
>he has no friends or family
>offer to invite him to my family's Thankgiving dinner
>he refuses
He's a very bitter and quiet guy. He's very short tempered and gets stressed over the littlest of problems. He's not a dick or meanie. It's obvious he's jealous about how easy it is for others to have a good time. He always wanted to do karaoke or do something fun with friends, but he lacks the confidence to do so. He says he doesn't even sing along to songs when he's alone. I try to be nice to a robot , but he just shuts me out of his life. I try to get him involved with my friends and family activities, but he never wants to go. He thinks something bad will happen or he'll screw something happen.
>>24644859
If it's an online bf, it doesn't count unless you meet him in person.
Dummy.
>>24645778Problem with SC2 is everyone who plays it is already really fucking good.
I'm doing computer science so straight into C++ programming. I LOVE the problem solving side of it, not so much the frustration that comes from shit not working. Either way I either want to work for the government in fixing their god awful computer system that our welfare system works on or make video games.
>>24645884
That's it. This ha to be real. You have to actually be a woman. There's just no way a man could be this fucking stupid.
>All because I'm in a relationship, it doesn't mean I'm not a fembot
B R I L L I A N T
>>24645953
I agree, I love the problem solving aspect but don't get too frustrated when shit goes wrong because it's so satisfying when you finally figure out what's wrong! I really wish I could do CS too but I can't afford another ~5 years of studying.
>>24645783
If you're the Youtube person, then the way you react to negativity/criticism/etc is likely what landed you in that situation to begin with. You see it happen all the time. People don't dig up your personal information unless you give them a solid reason to.
>>24645874
You have to be nice to the people/robots/whatever who actually want to change for the better. It's a technique that's actually useful to learn.
Can a fembot please post a pic of their hair?
>>24646029
I was super lucky to get straight into it. You can definitely self teach programming but at the higher level it's really fucking tough depending on what you want to go into.
I think this last session for me has been pretty fucking stressful even with only one subject but I'm pretty sure I've pulled through. How far are you into your course?
>this fucking thread
It has long passed being bait as people actually take it serious and white knight these fucking cunts.
WOMEN CANT BE ROBOTS
THIS ISNT /adv/ OR /soc/
STOP FEEDING THE WHORES ATTENTION
>>24645493
>implying women can be robots even if they're virgins
Women can under no circumstances be robots. A girl with a bf is as unwanted here as a weird, ugly """"lonely"""" girl.
>>24646099
2nd and last year. It's quite stressful as well, but difficulty wise it's very basic... a bit disappointing but at least I can still self teach and the degree I get from it will give me access to the job market.
>>24646162
Thank fuck im not the only sane person here holy shit.
fucking cancer
>>24646311
I wish you the best anon, you seem like a nice person. You should try playing dota sometime, it's pretty fun.
>>24646162
I used to believe this
Unfortunately some of them are legit
It is terrifying how oblivious they are
>>24640489
no youre going to turn into a stupid bitch as soon as you feel comfortable with him and hes going to stop loving you because of it.
>>24646390
How are they legit? They all would have millions of suitors if they just put the most minimal of effort into getting a bf. I mean taking 10 minutes to sign up on a dating site or go to college. That is the 10% who actually is "lonely"
>mfw mystery got a bf
>>24646460
he means legit as in they're not posting as bait. and that they're oblivious so he's actually agreeing with what you just said
>>24646539
>keeping track of tripfags
Cancer
>>24646162
When did the whole robot meme start on here? The rules simply make it /b/ light. Just curious.
>>24646565
She was the only good tripfag. Rest in peace. I thought she could actually see men for what they are. She's not the goddess I saw her as.
>>24646344
you too, and good luck with CS!
>>24646627
>mystery
>only good tripfag
Tep cuk
Just a random insecure slut desu
>be 8/10 looking guy but definitely down to 5/10 because of weight
>go on dates with 3 different girls that go well and end with sex
>great sex for the girls
>all 3 of them only want to be FWB and not in a real relationship
I feel so lonely on the inside
>roommate made some cookies for me to bring to my family's Thanksgiving dinner
>ask him what this is for
>he tells me it's because I told him the other day that he should be nicer to people
>he hands me a small bag of cookies with yellow frosting
>he tells me that this bag is full of cookies he made especially for my boyfriend
>ask him what's so special about it
>he says he used his cum for the frosting
>when he says I was about to trash it, he tells me he was just kidding and it was lemon flavored cookies since he knows my boyfriend likes lemon flavored cookies
My boyfriend ate the cookies and I kept wondering if my roommate was kidding or not. Like, what does he get out of it?
>>24646627
For what they are? What are men?
Fembots, how do I change a girl from a pump and dump to fwb?
>>24646835
Manipulative, sleazy and shallow.
>>24647079
>all men are shallow because Chad didnt want my 1/10 fat ass
>eew get away from me you ugly loser
>>24647170
>all men are shallow because Chad didnt want my 1/10 fat ass
Pretending to be male online has allowed me to see how men act/think from a neutral perspective. Robots pretend to be these innocent, misunderstood men who just happened to lose the genetic lottery, truth is that most of them are horrible men with rotten personalities.
da fuck is up with diss shit
Why do girls want a bf? What do they have to offer other than a penis? Am I missing out?
>>24647335
As opposed to you?
>>24647079
>men are manipulative and shallow
Women actually believe that
>>24647384
>i know wat u r but wat am i
You can do better than that.
>>24646835
A miserable little pile of secrets ;-;
>>24647335
>most of them are horrible
>trust me I know
>look at me mom, I am soo smart, I am arguing with guis on r9k
>oh, better use anecdotal evidence again
>if I use "most" instead of "all" when generalizing it'll make me more credible
You're just a dumbass bitch, go open up a logic book before trying to prove your idiotic ideas.
>>24647384
You pretend to be a man. How is that not manipulative?
>>24642446
Speaking of: Sat next to a very..perfect girl in my opinion. Glasses, seems down to earth, interested in the course and studies. Dresses nicely, not like this retarded Stacy type fashion.
But that entire lesson I couldn't bring myself to say anything, I felt like the worst thing in the world. I think I managed to give a half smile, probably looked like a creepy fuck with that "dead inside" look on my face.
Anyway not sure where I'm going with this but I didn't say a thing because there'd be no point when you're such a loser.
Probably the same for fembots I imagine.
>>24647335
Most robots that actually contactfag are toxic memespammers.Usually underaged
Why are we constantly having fembot feel threads
>>24647375
the company of a rational and masculine male has a soothing effect on me.
my parents told me how my grandfather got thieves to leave his house despite being extremely weak by showing them his medals and saying that he fought for the country. he said he stood his ground because he was "tired of running." i wish i could find someone like that and give them a few heirs.
>tfw nice guys/betas/nu-males/etc think "respecting women" is all it takes to be a good man
>tfw feminism ruined everything
>>24647582
Because people actually care about what women feel
Anyone else feel like these threads are made by men pretending to be girls to troll other virgins into thinking that girls actually come here?
>>24647503
Why are you getting upset? Instead of insulting me, why don't you try to prove me wrong?
>>24647621
>Because people actually care about what women feel
laffo
Women, if you break up with a boyfriend, does part of you want him to not give up and try to get you back? Or is that a lost cause and would only make you hate him? Would you really prefer if he gave up and never spoke to you again?
Assume you broke up for normal reasons. No infidelity, abuse, deceit or anything like that. You just decided you didn't like him as much as you used to anymore.
>>24647775
i'd like to think most women here haven't ever dated and that's why you haven't gotten an answer yet. maybe that's not the case though
>does part of you want him to not give up and try to get you back?
hypothetically yes. it's nice feeling wanted
>>24647775
No.
I'm an adult. If I break up with guy and the break up isn't mutual, I'll expect him to fight back a little, but I won't think any less of him if he doesn't it. At the point of leaving him, I wouldn't care about him trying to get back with me. however, break up doesn't mean the end of a relationship. Sometimes people just need a break from each other before getting back together.
>>24647775
If I break up with someone, it's because I have exhausted all options I see and it's basically a door slam. Having them chase me just makes me despise them more, or turn the last respect I still have into disgust.
Who else here feels guilty after sex?
After a good fucking I completely shut down and think that I'm not a good person or that I'm possibly leading a guy on or that I should be only fucking a guy I plan on getting married with.
>>24647335
For the record sis, I agree with this.
B-but my bf is so like me, I can't help it.
>>24645962
What the fuck are you talking about?
It seems like you misquoted.
>>24648117
That's what I'm afraid of. I guess I just don't understand why she might feel that she exhausted all options. I think overall I was a pretty decent bf and we never had any serious fights or disagreements. If I just had a better idea of what went wrong maybe I could have fixed this.
I really don't want her to hate me or be disgusted by me though, so I guess it's better if I don't risk it.
I want a boyfriend, but I'm not interested in sex.
How important is sex in a relationship?
>>24649062
Sex is the reason men get into relationships. If you want to be ''loved'', you better spread your legs.
>>24649062
Usually pretty important for him, not necessarily because of his sex drive but because he wants to feel physical affirmation that his partner is actually attracted to him.
>>24649062
>how important is sexual intimacy
Pretty important to most of humanity, not just men.
Your only hope is to find a genuinely asexual guy.
>>24640489
FURTHER FUCKING PROOF THAT WOMEN CANT BE ROBOTS
FUCK OFF "FEMBOTS" BEFORE WE KILL YOU OFF.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
If I posted my youtube channel, will you guys be nice about it?
>>24649191
Yes, please do.
>>24646687
sup laoche. how is life?
>tfw no swedish cum in my ass
every day is suffering
>>24649191
if it warrants niceness and isnt just a collection of plebeian shit
>>24649445
mystery you're not dating a Swedish guy off 4chan are you?
>>24649445
why swedish lol
is it whiter or something
>>24649476
I AM, IS THIS A PROBLEM? ;_______;
fembot video feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjWBLEEzmHc
>>24649191
Honestly yeah, I used to do the Youtube thing too. I know the work it can potentially entail.
>>24649489
I just hope it's not the guy I'm thinking of
he's nice and then a real asshole
>>24649558
e-mail me pls [email protected] :):):):) pls
all because someone is attractive, it doesn't mean they can't be a robot
>>24649558
REEEEEE PLEASE
;_; i can't afford to be cucKed again
>>24649489
>swedish
sorry but you're going to get keked
youre competing with all those swedish girls
>>24649725
The CucKening 2015 is happening family.
>>24649828
r u guys just fucking with me or do i actually have to be worried?
i dont want to be a cuCk again. i just want my qt bf all to myself. fuck. im going to kill myself men are so cruel and just use me
>>24649725
>>24649873
Why would you go into a relationship with a man you can't trust 100%?
>>24649868
PLS TELL ME UR FUCKING WITH ME !!!!!!!!!
WHY WOULD SOMEONE EVEN WANT ME AS A PRACTICE GF REEEEEEEEEEE
>>24649914
Because if i went into a relationship with a man that i COULD trust, i'd never fucking get into a relationship because i dont trust any men. i'd die alone.
>>24649943
Var bor du din hora
>>24649943
Yeah, but instead of committing like that so fast, why not build a strong friendship first? You can still flirt and whatever.
>>24649985
CANADA
>>24649995
We have. I don't trust men. The only man I trust is a man without a sex drive.
>cancerous tripfag takes over a cancerous thread
how incredibly unsurprising
>>24649873
idk but I'm serious about swedish girls
the odds of a long distance relationship succeeding and beating out all those physical relationships seem pretty slim to me. But you might have a really strong relationship with him so who knows
>>24650057
he's a robot, why would i give a shit about swedish girls. if he's anything like me i have nothing to worried about. im surrounded by qt boys at university all day but i haven't been laid in like 3 years or some shit
>>24649873
please give up and kill yourself, he's probably off pounding stacey as we speak
>>24650024
No guy wants a LDR especially not swedish guys
t. swede
>>24650082
>>24650089
>please give up and kill yourself, he's probably off pounding stacey as we speak
fuck, you're probably right.
>tfw only bf is already keking me
oh well, it was nice the two days it lasted
>>24650089
>>24649985
>>24649558
varfor sa manga svenskar i fembot kanslotraden?
>>24650118
Dw bby I'll be your bf
>>24650024
The tripfag Doj is celibate.
>>24650150
he lies a lot, he has also claimed to be a grill and pretended for a long time
>>24650150
L M A O
PUT YOUR TRIP BACK ON DOJ, EVERYONE KNOWS YOU'RE RUNNING A HAREM
T O P K E K
O
P
K
E
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>>24650133
Vi ar ett land fullt med robotar pga feminism och liberalism
Hatar kvinnor och """fembots""" i synnerhet
>>24650118
Two days?
Holy fuck, that beats my Guinness World Record of being kucked by Stacy in six days.
>>24650194
okej synd, isafall hatar du mig.
>>24650194
fuck off with your moon speak
>>24650201
And you all claim i'm not a fucking robot, i'm the biggest robot here you fucking cuCks
>>24650201
you were kucked? story pls
kuckqueaning is my fetish
>>24650216
Bildbevis eller hall kaft
>>24650311
varfor i hela fridens namn skulle jag vilja visa mina bilder for nan som hatar mig?
>>24650221
Girls can't be robots because you can always get a partner, as evident by ugly and disgusting whores like you managing to without even trying.
>>24650221
>implying you dont have a long line of beta orbiters lined up
>>24650331
Varfor skulle en riktig kvinna vilja komma hit? Alla pa det har bradet hatar er, det ar hela poangen med det.
>>24650358
darfor jag har kanslor och ingen pv, och jag gillar att grodbreva.
>>24650338
>>24650351
I'm nothing more than a practice gf, which robots use to rise in the ranks.
>tfw will never find love, all boys eventually move on and fall in love with stacey and kek me
>>24650298
There's really no big story. Stacy the Weeb becomes my gf, and six days later she gets drunk and fucks another guy. She even confirmed it, like it was the funniest thing ever.
My face has been in the Guiness Book of World Records ever since. Well until now anyways; Mystery is the current record holder.
>>24640489
Not unless you're over 9000 fagit
>>24642037
Just become a lesbian.
>>24650406
Are you a girl or a guy? This story sucks if you're just another guy who got kucked.
>>24650381
Jag kan bli din pv om du bor soder om gavle. Naha du ville bara ha Chad.
>>24650390
You got a million beta orbiters, even in this thread. Just because Chad uses you as a cumrag it doesn't mean all guys do. Protip, go for someone on your level.
>>24642815
>You start to think "what's the point? There's no way she'd be interested in me anyway"
or you overthink it and end up plotting out a map of possible conversation directions on paper but it doesn't matter because when you try to speak your throat knots up and you make a retarded sound that you casually turn into a cough to cover your ass while you look away.
Any else know this feel? Anyone?
>tfw friend asked me to hang out tonight and made up an excuse about why he couldn't when I didn't respond quick enough
>tfw he blanket-messages all of his friends and whoever replies first he hangs with and blows off the rest
>>24650431
WHAT ORBITERS YOU FUCKING KEK
>>24649558
>>24649633
lmao
did she email you?
>>24650487
Yes, it's not him obviously. My bf is pure and innocent.
>>24644203
DOJ why are you in every single FUCKING one of these gay ass threads, you fuckign beta whitenight kill yousrelf PLEASE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24650458
How to get bf
>make dating site account
>get a trillion messages
>ignore the most attractive guys
>go for the uglier guys who are on your level
>let him do everything, acquire bf
>he will never cheat on you because you're the best he will ever have
Was it hard?
>>24650511
I was cheated on before, by a 3/10 obese faggot with a micropenis. He cheated on me approximately 12 times. Literally doesn't matter how hot/rich/fit the guy is, all that matters is his ability to prey on emotionally vulnerable women (often teenaged women).
>>24650500
what did she say in the email tho
>>24650534
i described him, and she said it wasn't him. that's that.
>>24650424
Well yeah obviously.
If you want stories of females being kucked (either on purpose or not on purpose) then /adv/ is a pretty decent source.
>tfw lonely so post that I want a bf
>tfw guy adds me and fits what I want in a bf
>tfw he lives near me so we meet up
>tfw we like each other so continue dating
>tfw become official and closer than ever
>tfw move in together
>tfw adopt a dog together
>tfw decorating for Christmas together
>tfw qt robot bf with 0 effort on my part
>tfw 2/10 autistic ugly with no friends and even I have a boyfriend kek
>>24650533
>3/10 guy
>able to fuck 13 women
He was clearly too attractive for you, go for a 1/10 guy next time then. If a guy can and want to cheat on you, you're dating up as a girl. Plenty of guys wouldn't be able to cheat on you because nobody wants to fuck them.
>>24650351
>implying you dont have a long line of beta orbiters lined up
>>24650431
>You got a million beta orbiters, even in this thread. Just because Chad uses you as a cumrag it doesn't mean all guys do. Protip, go for someone on your level.
This. Holy shit, T H I S. Mystery.jpg has got loyal desperate robots in every thread she posts in lining up to fuck her. Every single thread. She's not a robot to say the least.
I think she just likes the attention here in /r9k/. Hell, I'd be her bf too, but she'd just keck me.
>>24650589
>1/10 guy
I'm a white woman, who is decently attractive. He was an obese cucK with a micropeen. Who am I supposed to go for? A disabled homeless nigger with 5 teeth missing?
Jesus christ. Male hypergamy is too high.
>>24650648
Girls overrate themselves and underrate men. He wouldn't have cheated on you if you were more attractive than him you dumb whore.
I'm an incel and I'm neither fat, a manlet, a NEET or have a micropenis. I know a guy like that could never get laid.
>>24650710
Dude, I've been blogging about this on /r9k/ for like the past 6 years. He was definitely clinically obese, definitely ugly in the face, definitely had a micropenis. I offered him everything sexually that I could and it still wasn't enough because variety is the spice of a male's life.
One of the girls he cheated on me with was 2x the size that I am, and the other one was 6' and had a horse face and a roastie.
>>24650759
Kek how small was his wiener?
>>24650759
I have literally never seen you before but i will filter you know, cancerous whore
>>24650790
3.3 inchesI was faithful the entire time, fuck my life up senpai
>>24650759
Why do you post here? Cheated on or not, you're a normie stacy.
>>24650820
how the FUCK do you get kucked by 3.3 inches? What?
>>24650024
A man without a sex drive isn't a man if he's in a relationship. That's more like a close friendship.
>>24650759
Not your personal blog.
>>24650759
So he was a robot and you're still not over it six years later
Stop playing the victim and find a hobby, fatfuck.
>>24641568
I feel like Lorde would have a really stinky pussy.
>>24650820
4chan is your bf mystery. You're with us forever
>>24650648
I won't cheat on you. Want my skype? I'll love you. It'll be romantic, we'll both leave this shithole together.
>>24650887
I don't know. I'm a cuCk for life.
>guy I've been friends with from /v/ for a year confesses
>blurt out everything wrong with myself and tell him I'm chubby and don't feel worthy to love someone until I'm healthy
>I'm actually just straight up fat and scared he wouldn't be my friend anymore if I said that
>think the chubby comment alone will make him nope the fuck out
>doesn't
>7 months go by
>lose 70 lbs like it was nothing
I feel pretty 'tarded that's all it took for me to try looking things up and losing weight.
I've wasted my whole life being a pussy and it pisses me off.
>>24652336
Why do girls think this? Most of us don't care if you're fat.
>>24640489
Why don't you just go outside and spread your legs like any other woman you dumb fucking cunt. Fuck off my board femanons and fembots can't and don't exist.
>>24651670
>see mystery.jpg posting here and there
>want to talk to her kind of
>remember shes a tripfag so if you tried to actually have a relationship with you she would get bored and find someone else on /r9k/
>never bother trying to talk to her
such is life
>tfw met a fembot and now I'm too scared to tell her how I feel
I probably already come off as clingy and I'm trying to work on that. Doesn't help that I get jealous easily.
>>24653410
>fembots
>real
There's your mistake. Chances are she's talking with like 8 other real desperate robots just like you on the side. You're not anymore special to her.
>>24653410
Just go for it. Word casearch she says no
>>24653174
It's just very hard to think there are men like that out there.
Besides those crazies over at tumblr, you're told to be ashamed of yourself.
I'm also really weird about it because the only guy I've liked before was very heavily overweight himself and he backed off as soon as I told him my weight.
I used to be made fun of by other kids and even adults when I was a kiddo, so I have no self-esteem and I need to work on this harder than the actual losing weight part.
The guy that confessed to me told me he had a thing for bigger girls and I couldn't believe him. It's even more difficult to believe because he is quite handsome, tall, sweet and so much fun to talk to/play with.
>>24645347
That's rape anon
>>24645654
I don't think we could have prevented this.
male privilege > female privilege
Spoiler Alert!! Not going to make it.
>Find out bf's cp folder 2 years into it
>Or bf has a bunch is a kleptomaniac after a year
>Or bf mommy just took him off the nipple at age 30.
>fuck men. Get a 2d bf and a bunch of cute small dogs or cats.
>>24655270
>fuck men. Get a 2d bf and a bunch of cute small dogs or cats.
i-it's not the same
source: i've tried
>tfw guy
>tfw can't stop cumming in under a minute with a girl i'm hooking up with
is this really a huge turn off for girls? i really can't contain myself, i think porn has really fucked up my receptors
>>24655270
who is youre husbando?
>>24655603
>porn has fucked up my receptors
No, it's just about the always the other way around.
>>24655270
Are you me? This is literally me.
Not gonna make it. Unfortunately >>24655542 is right, I have a dog and they just aren't the same as a boy who loves you ;_;>implying boys are capable of felling anything toher than a boner
>>24655630
what do you mean? are you implying i'm just finding a scapegoat?
>>24655768
She's implying that usually porn makes it harder for you to come. You just have a case of premature ejaculation, its not caused by too much porn kek
>>24655786
either way, how do fix this? i have a very short refractory period and can cum a ton of times in one sesh, but i'd like to hold out on my first time for at least 10 minutes, not one. i didn't realize how much of a problem this is until recently, it's fucking overpowering.
>>24655542
Hey, just go to uni and watch qaf when you get to restless. Trust me, men aren't worth it. They will say anything to you to get pussy. Try to get rich as fuck before you get bf or they are going to try to fuck you in the ass for realz and meticphorically.
>>24655622
My main one is Tamaki
>>24655637>implying you dont want to feel those boners
>>24655833
it's a commonly research/studied thing - porn-induced erectile dysfunction.
its not rare to just "naturally" have a short refractory period and come very fast. there is plenty of advice on the internet about it, you can read it. i used to come very quickly before i went on anti-depressants, now it is very hard for me to come at all. of course i wouldnt recommend going on SSRIs simply to make you cum slower, lol.
maybe try fapping right before your first time.
>>24655637
I'm not sexually attracted to you in the slightest but I feel a strong affinity for you otherwise that I can't nail down.
Explain.
>>24656013
I don't know. Everyone just wants to use me .___.
>>24656046
Can I use you for 40 years?
>>24656081
I want to be loved, not used.
>>24656108
Maybe it'll be like old-timey couples and 40 years from now we'll look back and laugh, realizing what love had bloomed from familial obligations.
>>24656108
i'd love you if you'd let me use you. like sucking my cock while i play vidya.
>>24656134
>>24656164
Disgusting. Men will literally say anything to cucK an unsuspecting girl. Pathetic.
>>24656134
p a t h e t i c
This is a fembot thread. Are you seriously trying to pick up a desperate girl off an anime imageboard?
>>24640489
>tfw bettering yourself feels liek a waste of time
>>24656215
Nah I'm mostly just shitposting.
>Want bf
>Never had bf
>No first kiss
>18
I will be anyones gf I'll be a sweet and loving gf pls someone I'm tired of being alone
>>24655637
You can bring your estrogen levels down by taking antidepessive, birth control, and/or just going to the gym. I like to work out to gale harold. By lowering your estrogen and building up your gestosterone you'll have less baby and men cravings clouding your mind.
>>24644040
Look do you ladies really want to reproduce in this culture? We are so fucked up that in a obese society the number one killer for women with mental illness is anorexia. We can't keep evole through procreation anymore, we have to evole through knowledge of the sciences.
>>24656295
i dunno what will your major be?
>>24656295
Just ask some desperate kek in this thread. They're in full beta mode right now.
>>24656295
Sure.
Post some contact info.
>>24656307
I'm on an antidepressant, it has made me so fucking horny I masturbate like five thousand times a day. I hate it and literally even though its made my life better im thinking about going off of it because im tired of lusting after men. Same thing with the gym. Birth control - depends on the birth control, but I refuse to fuck with my hormone levels and take the pill because it fucked my body up.it could be because i got a bf sorta
Fuck this world tho
>>24649062
i'm in the same boat, ha. being asexual in a sexual world is bleak & depressing.
i've got all this fucking love to share but it's dismissed because physical always trumps emotional, unfortunately. :s
>>24656307
>will never save an ana qt
jdimsa
>>24656354
O'rly? Are you taking SSRI? Ask your doctor if you'll balance out if you just started or give you something to balance it out. At first that shit made me eat a ton. However, didn't make me want dick enough.
>>24656510
Barely eating. Want dick. I hate this. I was promised a low libido. Fuck this shit desu ree etc
>print out work on another printer because it said toner was low
>walk all the way to the other side apathetically
>watch my papers print but of course gotta separate it from someone elses
>the chemistry pages are Chads
>he comes
>I hold on to them for a bit and do things slowly
>oh god it's a real life Chad right next to me
>savor the moment as I set his papers down for him to take
>"oh wait I think there's more"
>he's implying that I have his pages in my pile
>this motherfucker
>"oh never mind it's fine"
>search my papers anyway so he'll keep speaking to me
>he says it's fine again
>I walk away with a little human interaction today
Sucks being a fembot.
>>24648246
>>24648246
>>24648246
>or that I should be only fucking a guy I plan on getting married with.
Well that's how it's supposed to be so I can understand why you feel guilty after sex. It's deserved and righteous.
I'm the last one of my robot friends that's still a robot. Every other robot in my group has gotten past their anxiety and has gotten a good job or education related to their talent. Some have gotten into voice acting, some into music, some in animation , some into art. I just feel like a total loser now. I have no talent. I'm still afraid of talking to people. I'm not smart. I have no job. there is nothing interesting about me.
