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>be female in college
>have to get help with science shit so i go to the tutoring
>tutor for different subject helps me out sometimes
>he is qt 3.14
>thought he was interested because the other tutors for different subject tell you to fuck off if you ask them for help
>randomly walk up to him after he's done one day and say "I know this is weird but you're cute coffee pls?"
>"I'm sorry"
>I became a joke and asking people for coffee after they get help most likely became a meme
>end of semester I post an apology for making an uncomfortable setting if I did
>essentially I posted an apology for being rejected
>tfw more beta than most of you fuckers
Never say anything is weird before you ask it. That's just common sense.
If people think it's weird before they even hear what you want they're instinctively just going to say no.
Hey anon,coffee please :3?
translation:
>i asked chad out and got rejected
>i'm beta just like you guys! i'm one of you!!!
get cancer and die
saged and thread hidden
So can I still fugg
>>28742865
really?
>>28742887
it's more of me posting an apology about it why i'm beta
but y-you too
>>28742884
Yes :3
>>28742908
r u qt3.14
Daily reminder that succubi cannot have feels, cannot be beta, are all roasties and do not belong on /r9k/
Saged, hidden, reported, called the cops, reported to the FBI, called moot, fuck of roastie, reeee, etc.
>>28742942
Just imagine someone randomly coming up to you and saying "I know this is weird, but..."
In the time it takes for them to say that, you're able to assess their appearance at more than a glance and they've also said the word 'weird' which trips all kinds of little red flags in your head that put you on guard. You're already that much more more inclined to deny their request just because those meaningless fluff words came out of their mouth.
I mean the guy obviously has spent time with you studying so it doesn't really apply that heavily, but associating the concept of a date with you as 'weird' is just a bad idea in general.
>>28743085
I know I fucked up. I should have waited until the end of the semester anyways.
I don't think that I'm going to keep randomly asking people for coffee though since rejection is a bitch. I didn't know him very well but I can't say I'd blame him.
Would you have said yes, anon? I'm not ugly, I like to consider myself average and not a cow.
>>28742802
>essentially I posted an apology for being rejected
WHY
STOP
Begone roast poster
We have no time to spare explaining ng again why you do not belong here, we have shitpost to make as the wagies get back from slavery
Now shoo
>>28743158
At this point I would say yes to a sack of flour if it asked me
>>28743158
Not that guy but if you're not monstrous and arn't a total bitch then yes, of course. It's just coffee and you made the effort so why would anyone not?
>>28743158
yes but you would never ask anyone here you dumb bitch
>>28743158
>Would you have said yes, anon?
No because I'm a insecure little bitch who has no self-worth or anything going on for him in his life.
>>28743158
It'd really depend on how well I knew you when you asked. I'm a complete aspie so people asking me things like that makes me really uncomfortable. Especially being called cute. Probably would have said no out of reflex.
>>28742802
Are you fat or something? What were you getting tutored in?
I'm a chemistry/biology tutor at my college and I'd never reject a girl 2bh.
>>28743029
b& and v& stupid roastie
>>28742942
How low are your standards
>be a math tutor
>one girl was clearly socially anxious, she was our secretary though
>saw her for more than a semester
>ask her out by writing it down in a notebook and handing it to her
>she has a bf of course
>other woman
>closer to 30, I'm 25 so it makes sense
>very feminine, going for her second degree because the first didn't work out, lives at home with her parents that pay her bills
>ask her out IN THE TUTORING LAB, WHILE PEOPLE AND STUDENTS ARE WORKING OH GOD
>she has a boyfriend
a-at least both of them thanked me
I want to die
>>28743270
Chemistry.
Nah I'm not fat.
>>28743253
I would tho.
>>287432921
Pulse and breathing .
Really though, I don't mind someone who is fat or not conventional attractive as long as they compensate with intelligence/kindness/humor
>>28743366
>intelligence/kindness/humor
>robots will fall for this
>>28743344
>be in bio class
>average girl sits next to me
>always asking me for shit, making small talk, resting her heads on my arms pretending she's ready the screen prof has powerpoint on
>tfw never had the balls to ask her out in fear of rejection
>>28743366
I'll give you the old pump and dump if you like
>im a girl i expect someone i find cute to immediately say yes to me and validate my self-worth and self-esteem
>someone didn't, I better cry for validation and attention on an anonymous forum
>>28743366
If you ever need an orbiter, hit me up fempai
>>28743366
>Chemistry. Nah I'm not fat.
Sorry the asshole didn't say yes, but not all of us guys are dicks.
Post pic of body?
>>28743426
>im a girl
prove it
>>28743366
>needing help with the easiest and best science
>>28743436
>sucking up to roasties this hard
>"Not all of us guys are dicks :)"
>being this beta
T O P L E L
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>>28743604
>implying you can't try to get lucky on /r9k/
>>28742802
post a pic of yourself already, I wanna have a crush on you and get hearth broken knowing you are out of my league and would never look at me irl.
you asked out chad, no biggie, that is like every girl always.
Maybe he already has a woman and he's just being loyal you worthless self absorbed cretin
>>28743158
I want to give you some hot coffe, anon
1. It doesn't matter if a woman acts beta
2. If he rejected you that hard, you are either way out of his league or he has a gf already
>in college
commit suicide please
Damn. That's rekt on the next lvl
this thread is funny
i will go ahead and assume you're not even close to a decent 7
then you say hes was cute, how cute?
because that's the problem with most women, they have too high expectations in comparison to tier own
now lets say you're a solid 8, how would you take someone who's a 5 approaching you that "aggressively"
you see where i am going with this?
My God, I am so sorry for you. That must have been agonizing. I'm thinking you'll be fine. You obviously aren't now.
>>28743158
>rejection is a bitch.
now go through it at least 30 more times and you'll know how the average man feels
>>28746972
Dennis knows. I'd listen to him.
Anon if u were a guy and the tutor was a girl u would have been exiled from society and charged with rape.
>>28743467
My jaw dropped at how fucking stupid you are. I hope you're only pretending to be retarded because I feel fucking sorry for you.
Stop the press! A girl didn't get what she wanted!
>>28742802
>be female in college
Stopped reading there, get the fuck out.
>coffee pls
can't make this shit up
>Dumb bitch roastie didn't get Chad's attention
>SEE I CAN BE A ROBOT TOO xDDDDDDDDD
>Posts here to get attention from KHV beta males
>Succeeds
It's cause you're fat. Yah gotta git fit. Even if you're not fat, if you look like a barbie and you're not fit, you're still not fit. Yah gotta git fit.
When you git fit, you will dominate both the sexes because you know their humans are inferior and have less will power than you. And git smart. Yah gotta git smart.
not going to be your emotional tampon beta orbiter OP
The only way to redeem yourself is post someone who looks like your tutor so we can judge if he was Chad and you were being a stupid roastie.
>>28747084
I got this, JJ!
>>28742802
nah you were braver than all these fuckheads on this board and you kept things appropriate, realised your mistakes and apologised
I actually have mad respect for you
>>28747285
>Whiteknighting will get me into femanon's pants for sure!
>>28742802
You can't be beta because you are female.
But I get what you mean.
if you look good 5+ you will get someone just be more flirty and touch their arm when you talk to guy you like.
