Are you gonna be the weird unmarried weirdo uncle, anons?
>>28742949
Nah my brother's gay
>>28742949
Not possible since I'm an only child.
>>28742949
obviously, yeah
No I'm going to be the radical untethered beast uncle
I've been the weird, unmarried weirdo uncle since I was 7.
>>28742978
Depends on the age of your parents... You could still get a younger sibling who gets married before you die alone.
>>28742949
I've been called weirdo spitefully by my brother who already has kids, so I pretty much am already.
Depends
> If I don't make it to the United States
Yes
> If I do make it to the US
Nope
already am to some extent. also grew up with one (he's been NEET for over 40 years) and he was always my fav relative to talk to during family gatherings as a kiddo
>>28742949
i'm an only child so i'm just gonna be the weird hermit that lives on the street.
feels bad man
Only if my brother doesn't end up as much as a weirdo as I am. I have hope for him.
na my brother isn't going to have kids either
It's like that stupid hot topic shirt:
>You laugh cause I'm different.
>I laugh cause you're all the same.
>>28742949
I have already unlocked this achievement.
X2
What now, cunt?
>>28742949
yes
it's only a matter of time when my brother (who's younger than me) finds someone, marries her and then has kids
i, on the other hand, don't see myself ever having a family of my own
Marching through my thirties and kind of already am. Some days I don't give a shit, other days yeah. Been hooked up a few times with girls by friends and family, but they always are single moms.
It's weird that people assume I want an insta-family just because I'm not married but don't spend anytime chasing skirts. I guess my fate is sealed
>>28742949
No my sister is unmarried and older than me.
Even if I was it's not like I attend family events anyway. I don't have one of those big extended faggot families so I"m good
>>28742949
My brother is dating our cousin who is sterile because she had uterine cancer.
Considering he is already 30, the chances of me ever becoming an uncle diminishes every single day.
Which is good for now, but also makes me depressed knowing my mother will never have the grandchildren she dreams so much.
>>28743015
My mother has entered menopause.
>>28743123
Hey if I see you out there sometime you wanna play cards or something maybe? Get drunk under a bridge and laugh at people walking by:
"Look at this guy, using his legs like a sucker ahahaha"
shit like that
>>28743229
>My brother is dating our cousin
t-typo?
>>28743256
anon is from the deep south or possibly middle eastern
this is a judgement free board
More than likely, but only in stories because I don't plan on ever being a part of my sister's, or any of her spawn's, life at all anymore
>>28743229
>brother is dating our cousin
what, I didn't knew hillbillies had access to the Internet now.
>>28743256
>>28743280
No, i'm from Brazil. Even brother-sister incest is legal here.
if my brother will have kids then yes, and i'm okay with that
>not living abroad far from everyone who knew on your teenage days
I'll just cut my family tree and strike it in new soil. I'll mix my genes and become the root of a cultivar of my family name.
>>28742949
Already am. Both of my sisters have daughters and sons. I'm childless.
Funny thing is, my sisters are living proof women have life on easy mode. I've done twice as much trying to better myself and my life but they had boyfriends swoop in and take care of them. It's kind of bullshit,desu, but that's life for you.
>anon you should do that for some girl
Nah
I'm both single child and married. Still known as the weirdo/fuckup uncle.
>>28743415
>I'm childless
The word is "childfree", anon.
>>28742949
Who says I'm not already?
no i'm going to be the dead uncle that doesn't get mentioned except during moments of significant family bonding
>Brother is a NEET of like 8 years turned supermarket wage slave, has kid with a landwhale goth
>Sister is a neurotic bitch in a spiral staircase of failed relationships and single motherhood
>Mother literally doesn't care i'm just doing my own thing bit making slow progress, managed to convince her my slow development is due to single mother raising
>Accepts I hate women and relationships due to all the shit ones i've been exposed to
>>28742949
>Implying I'm on speaking terms with my family
looks that way
>tfw I just know my sister tells her kids not to turn out like uncle anon
>>28742991
This is the only way to live tbqh
>>28742949
Already am.
The kids ask me constantly if I'm ever going to get married and have a family of my own. I don't know how to answer and they tell me they think I will. They frequently remind me that I'm not a real adult, say that I seem more like a teenager, and refer to me as a "big kid". It's so degrading.
>>28743463
This. Always be positive about it and it makes them feel like shit.
>>28743463
>The word is "childfree", anon.still hard dealing with everyone fucking riding your ass about no kids. I'm three times an only son. light one to you, my dude
>>28742949
no im gonna be the weirdo tranny auntunmarried, but thats a given
>>28742949
>>28742949
I have this uncle Joe. He has a step daughter and he is really fucking cool. He goes to alchemy convections and he plays bad ass games. When I turn twenty-three (I'm 19) I'm going to Japan. I know most hiragana and learning basic Kanji. So, I'll be the cousin who they don't see except for Christimas and when he shows up he is a fucking hipster weezerfag but, gives bad ass gifts.
Wouldn't a weird weirdo be normal?
>>28742949
nope i'm gonna be the weirdo drug uncle except my sister will never have kids so i'll have to hang out with my cousins' kids
>>28743563
"Childfree" is liberal propaganda devised to encourage white genocide. Parents are happier than non-parents in every sense of the metric we can study.
>Brother has superior genes
>Smarter, stronger, better skin, looks the same in attractiveness
I don't think I'll be alive long enough to be the weird uncle but I'll be happy for him when he passes on the superior genes and the family name. No hope for myself so I'll just enjoy the ride till I die.
>>28743823
>Parents are happier than non-parents in every sense of the metric we can study.
source
>>28742949
I was uncle anon, but I left my country for a better job and my family now hates me for having taken advantage of being single and weird.
I already am. My niece doesn't like me much.
>>28742949
No. My brothers are even more hopeless than I am.
>>28744027
why not? don't you let her play your video games/teach her how to play?
>>28743665
So close to triple sixes smdh
>>28744046
I don't own consoles anymore, and she and her mother find my room too disgusting to enter. She does still come in sometimes, though. Last time she said "eww cockroaches cockroaches cockroaches grandma grandma why are there cockroaches in anons room" because of the dead ones on the floor, and left. I don't want her touching my hard earned chinese dualshock clone controller with her hands full of saliva and grease anyway.
>>28743884
>uncle anon
as in the one who wrote that gr8 copypasta saga?
>>28743823
>forcing awful parents to parent children they don't want ensuring they have horrendous childhoods and end up in places like this
that's the real jewish aclu plot
>gay, so probably won't have kids - probably won't get married either because that feel when no bf
>3 siblings
>one is a manchild, hasn't been in a relationship in years and can never see him wanting kids
>one hates children, I suspect she's also asexual
>one keeps going in and out of relationships - eveen though she can't hold down a man she's the most likely of us to have kids
4 children and my parents might not ever have grandchildren - I feel bad for them
>>28744143
Why are there dead cockroaches on your floor, anon?
>>28742949
tfw already am to two nieces
Hell no.
I'm gonna stay weird and do interesting stuff to tell stories though.
>>28744327
From time to time mom makes surprise inedible gruel for lunch, and I always give it a chance that it might taste good, but too often it doesn't, so I refuse to eat it. However, I'm too omega to show her that I hated her food and threw it out, so I can't just go to the kitchen and put it out on the normal garbage. So I just leave the plate hidden in an unused drawer in my room, which attracts roaches. About every semester when there's enough of it to fill a garbage bag, I'll take it out and put in a neighbor's bin at noon when there's nobody on the street to look at my shameful behavior.
>>28744327
Higher intelligence is usually correlated with messiness.
>>28742949
No, I'm going to be mom's dead brother who she never talks about until the kids are old enough for her to explain to them that he committed suicide when he was 21.
>>28742949
No my sister is a married sjw feminist and the other sister is lesbian
I've legitimately got a higher chance of having kids than my own normie older sister. I've never known a less maternal woman.
>>28742949
im ok with this, im already uncleish to my little cousin who is 12 years younger than me.
Kids age 8 to 14 love me, mostly because im kind of a kid myself
Nah. I'm gonna be the weirdo married cousin.
>>28742949
Could you say weird one more time?
It looks this way, OP. I'm khv with no sign of changing. The humiliating thing is my brothers are still children yet will reach those adulthood milestones before me. This means I'll be that weird 50 year old uncle.
>one of my brother's whores
>not aborting
Seriously, our next line would be dozens strong if my Chad brother would let them keep the things.
>>28744467
....
....oh my god. We've got the next fridgebro in the making.
>>28744929
Hello Stannis.
>>28742949
I'm gonna be that uncle that ends up in prison and no one visits.
I'll hopefully die before that happens
>>28744542
That's pretty funny. How's your dyke sister if she's not the same?
>tfw being the loser of the family
Yep.
I'm literally gonna be the pedo uncle stereotype. But not the creepy kind; I'm gonna be the cool kind that spoils my nephews and nieces because I dont have any kids of my own.
Or maybe not. I might kill myself before I ever become an uncle.
>>28743364
why is azura sleeping on a shit covered bed?
>>28743229
>Which is good for now, but also makes me depressed knowing my mother will never have the grandchildren she dreams so much.
My mom knows that feel.
My parents has 4 kids and so far they're very disappointed with all of us.
My oldest sister is disabled and has schizophrenia, so no children or getting married ever. Just not gonna happen.
My second oldest sister is a lesbian.. She's been trying to get pregnant because shes already 31, but nothing. Shes given up right now.
I'm the third and I'm a pedo through and through. Have never had a girlfriend in my life and still a KHV. Even if I was a straight normie I think I'd still be a robot loser.
Then theres my younger brother, who is pretty much normal and Chaddish. Has had many gfs but so far hasnt gotten any of them pregnant, which I think is a good thing.
We're all in our mid 20s at the youngest and still nothing. I'm almost convinced it's some kind of black magic shit put on our family to discontinue it.
>>28743823
But not everyone is white you faggot.
>>28743541
>The kids ask me constantly if I'm ever going to get married and have a family of my own. I don't know how to answer and they tell me they think I will. They frequently remind me that I'm not a real adult, say that I seem more like a teenager, and refer to me as a "big kid". It's so degrading.
What a bunch of shitlords. How old are they?
>>28744182
And now I realize I'm been here long enough to know what youre talking about.
The one where the uncle adopts a niece he didnt even know he had, right?
>>28743884
Is that your niece?
>>28742949
All 3 of my younger siblings are engaged or married. What do you think OP?
>>28742949
I'd rather die than live like that.
>>28742949
Nah, my brother is even worse than me. He managed to fail freshman year of private school. He's getting switched to private school, now.
>>28742949
My wife died three years ago. I'm never getting married again.
>>28742949
No, I'll have killed myself long before that happens
>>28742949
No because my brother isn't gonna get laid
I do not see any children in the future of my siblings. They are gay.
>>28746586And so are you.You know it was coming.
Suddenly grateful I'm an only child.
>>28742949
In the thumbnail he looks like AVGN.
>>28746586
Gay people can easily have kids now.
>>28742949
Probably already am just nobody has the balls to say it. i'm convinced my family hates me and won't just come out with how they really feel. Little hints are oblivious in my case.
I can care less what they think and stay positive to piss them off. I'm only paying my part in till they finally call me a loser and a piece of trash so i can finally cut ties with the fuckers and tell them how i really feel about them.
One say i hope...and i'll drop a good dose of reality on them of how fucking dysfunctional and fucked up they are and never speak to them ever again.
>>28743320
incest is legal in pretty much all developed countries, it's just marriage of relatives that is forbidden
>tfw you already are
>tfw your nieces and nephews are young enough that they don't realize it yet and still think you're cool
It's going to kill me when they finally notice it and start distancing themselves.
>>28746561
I know you bro fuck off enjoy your kid you had way to young. also enjoy all the shit you have to take for that pussy. pussy is not worth it you fucking normal faggot.
>>28742949
I'm gonna be the player uncle who brings hot, exotic girlfriends to family reunions but my family won't know they are actually escorts.
I'm just going to make sure I have a decent job before my nephew is old enough to be aware of that sort of thing
The only thing that worries me is that he'll think I'm boring because the dad is a chad that lets him ride motor vehicle toys and look at dump trucks, and I'm only into stuff like music and weebshit.
yep, but then again my brother's prob gay and my sister is such an insufferable bitch that she may actually never marry
holding out vague hope that my shit family line ends like this
