Ideal Partner Thread:
Describe your ideal partner; be as descriptive as you want. Everyone can have a dream right?
>>28742414
I like shy girls. Alt-world Nagato is my ideal woman.
6'7"
must make a minimum of $1million/year
12x7 cock
My boyfriend is literally my ideal partner and everything I've ever wanted and looked for in a guy.
>>28742414
tall white girl
slightly taller than me
likes to cuddle a lot
I've done nothing to deserve this type of girl
Is appealing to look at and loves me unconditionally.
>>28742414
Something that shows unconditional affection to me
>>28742583
dude that dick is way too big
handsome asian guy
>italian/polack girl
>blue/light brown eyes
>5'6
>Pale or mediterranean white like me
>slim
>shy
>conservative ideals
>brown/blonde hair
>catholic
>likes history,geography and poetry
>is willing to have a big family
>very gentle but still sincere
>wont betray me
>has amazing cooking skills
Im literally crying while dreaming of such a woman at the moment
Asian, short.
Likes to cuddle
Appreciates me, states it.
Spends a lot of time with me and likes doing so
I had this girl.
My ideal partner is a multi-trillionaire with the body of a professional female weightlifter.
>>28742589
gtfo you fuckkn normie pos
>>28742589
rooooo rosto get oufff of mein broad
looks: >pic related
personality: can't describe
>>28742798
And then what happened?
oregano comment
>>28742414
>over 1.75m
>dark hair
>pale skin
>black or blue eyes
>freckles
>head full of hair
>DYEL to high test
>likes cats
>horror genre fan
>ambivert
>act like a retard in private
>high sex drive
>has a job, can pay his bills
>no degenerate past
>wants longterm
>likes me
>Japanese
>likes anime
>will drive me to akihabara often to buy yuri and trade akb photos
>not interested in how much I earn
>enjoys supporting me
>kawaii meido dress sense
>will accept my Sakura trick dakimakura as her equal
>>28742414
Cute face, curvy body and completely submissive to me, that's all.
>>28742961
Broke up.
Her parents were traditionalist Chinese, they didn't know about us but they no doubt would of disapproved.
She also was burdened academically, the negatives of going to one of the top schools in the city I suppose.
All of this meant she couldn't invest into the relationship anymore, even though she wanted to.
Long story short: outside factors can get in the way of a good relationship.
>glasses
>kinda chubby
>loves hentai
>low online presence
>likes hardcore/aggressive music
>mysterious
>goth
>anime fan
>knows what r9k is or 4chan in general
>hates people
>creative
>Filipino
I'm disconnected from reality.
>no shorter than 5'11
>a good sense of direction, already settled into career
>drives
>no weird obsessions with anything
>confident enough to pursue me after rejection
>athletic figure, keeps in shape
>won at least one fist fight
>not interested in manchild video games
>likes to talk about feelings
>would apreciate me for who I am and not want me to change
>has an interesting personality and values individuality
>not affiliated with any religion or nationality and doesn't give a fuck about race
Don't care about race
She has to be spooky
loves exploring
Loves adventures
Likes horror movies
Please be out there
Kind of geeky, kind of quirky and a little weird, creative, smart, sense of humor, keeps me out of trouble occasionally, passionate and loves me as I love her, thoughtful, caring, and finds new ways to show she cares as the years go by. A dash of cynicism towards life and especially society.
Short hair, pale skin, not in amazing shape but not out of shape, more cute than sexy, big eyes, soft cheeks, kissable neck, legs, qt smile, qt laugh
Loves to cuddle, grabs my arms and wraps herself up in them to get comfy, pushes her butt against me when we're both half asleep in the morning and she wants it, let's me worship her in bed, loves giving me head, loves being grabbed and manhandled, wants me to climax inside her or in her mouth
Ideal gf
>anywhere from normal weight to chubby (I have a thing for chubbies)
>lonely, has no real friends
>likes vidya
>enjoys watchingtwitch
>general interest in computers/tech
>honest
>loyal
Basically I just want a loyal gf that I can play vidya with. Like levelling together in an MMO or something.
>>28743309some fags in my mouth
>>28743388
>mfw I would love an /x/phile gf too
>smart
>Cute
>Twink
>Around my age (young)
>small
>Maybe a weeb
>Polgbt
>Similar fetishes
I just got out of a bad breakup and need someone. I would prefer a KHV, but I really don't care.
Tbh if you also just want a friend I may be down.
>beta
>autistic faggot like me
>redhead, latina, or slavic
>PC Mustard Rice
>now more that 1.5 years older or younger
>not a sjw libtard
if skinny gf = same height, small boobs (not flat chest)
if chunky gf = no shorter than 5'2", no taller than 5'6", big boobs (not massive)
Any fembots fit this criteria?
>>28742414
I tend to obsess over mental aspects
Things I am yet to find
Someone who I can mutually push to be better and do better with.
Someone who has and is fighting for long term goals I can relate to that fit in with mine.
Things I have found
Someone who I can grow with.
Someone who can leave their ego and pride behind and accept and give constructive criticism.
Introspective, intelligent, rational, open minded and non judgmental.
>>28742968
Hello.
>>28742414
>Light blue hair
>Pale skin
>Has no friends
>Not fat
>Cute
Pic related. Would kill for this blue hair
>someone that don't like to go parties every saturday, but is not a shut in nerd
>not autistic/shy
>dark hair
>tall
>supports my club
>white
>has a ironic sense of humour
>is not uptight about everything
It's you, anon. It's always been you <3
>>28742414
porkchop
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Looks
>tall
>slender with a flat stomach
>long dark hair
>bright green eyes
>wears glasses
>small or no boobs
>pale skin
>no tattoos or piercings
Personality is something that I would have to 'click' with but
>loyal
>honest
>kind
>compassionate
>sweet
>able to talk to for hours without growing bored or losing interest
>smart
>doesn't play mindgames
>doesn't wear a lot of revealing clothing
>doesn't start arguments for the sake of starting arguments
>doesn't act like a child
>likes me as much as I like them
>caring and willing to show it
>doesn't want kids
Girl:
>shorter than 5'7
>pale
>black or brown hair
>into film and music
>not obese
>sometimes vidya
>honest and loyal
Me:
>white
>6'3
>into music and films
>not obese
>>28745077
Like all things in nature, bright colors are a warning to stay away
>>28746337
Except fruit, flowers, and a ton of other things
You're retarded
Inb4 muh frogs
>>28744843
If you fit >>28742968, well I want you to know you're 9/10
>>28746337
Not all things but sure.
>>28742414
A woman that likes me.
>cute/pretty, sexy isn't necessary but a bonus
>wears lots of hoodies
>likes to cuddle
>into science, maths, reading et cetera
>plays same vidya, likes same music
>clingy
>nice hair and smell
>nice t and a, but nothing monstrous, high average is good
>decent physical condition and hygiene
>looks somewhat like pic related
I've got a dream!
>cute middle eastern guy
>taller than 6'0 but shorter than me (6'3)
>non-religious (I'd be okay with a secular christian though)
>loves reading books
>extremely into music
>creates and appreciates art
>loves to cuddle
>thirsty for adventure and traveling
>libertarian political views
>>28746636
Oh man, has /fa/ been completely overtaken by traps yet? They're all faggots anyway and the board is an attention whore's paradise so the shithole would be perfect for them.
>>28746527
I fit those.
Are you a girl or a guy?
>>28746717
Nah, /fa/'s more into the whole tumblr heroin chic vibe but still straight. If you want trap chaser faggots go to /v/.
>>28746881
guy
Where do you live?
>virgin
>loyal
>4'8"-5'2"
>90-110lb
>cute
>white or asian
>very shy when I tease her
>Shortish hair
>no piercings/tatooes
>few friends
>doesn't party
>will cuddle with me a lot
>wears cute clothes
>likes similar stuff
>can cook
>will shyly hand me freshly baked snacks and let he rub her head.
Does she exist?
>>28746402
yeah but people generally belong to the first list because people arent exactly flowers and fruits m8
get fucking real
>>28742773
all this except
>girl
>>28747531
People aren't frogs either m8
>>28742414
>short hair
>tomboyish
>not too small
>thicc
>energetic
>is a funny and open person
>does not get offended easily, has thick skin
>not submissive and able to put people in their place, including me
>ambitious, pushing to improve herself and others around her
>still with a chill, calm personallity
>is not a control freak
>likes arts and science
I guess I only deserve someone like that if I actually fit most of those requirements myself.
>>28747531
im sorry
not people
women
The same girl i used to have except for the crippling depression part
>>28747560
i am a frog
fuck you racist
An actual woman...
