If you had to predict how you would die, what would be the 3 most likely causes?
>>29391425
1. Suicide
2. Colon cancer
3. Aneurysm
>suicide
>cocaine overdose
>lung cancer/diabetes/heart attack/something else caused by not taking care of myself at all
the sooner I die, the more it favors one of the first two.
>>29391425
>cancer
>old age
>murder-suicide
>>29391425
That guy could probably fashion an anchor from the plane parts and his parachute and chuck it into the shrubs by the river.
1. Suicide
2. Motor vehicle accident
3. Suicide
>>29391425
Suicide, hearth attack or cancer
>suicide
>heart attack
>liver failure
>>29391565
They are pretty small shrubs. Doubt they would support the weight of a man.
Who /havehardtimebelievingindeathbecauseyouneverseenitfirsthand/ here?
>>29391641
They look quite big, they're bigger than the man in the picture and further away. I'd take my chances.
>>29391425
1.Drug overdose
2.Shot (Either by another person, or from myself)
3.Natural Causes (being too much of a pussy to end myself)
1. Killed by some thugs.
2. Heart failure.
3. Old age.
>>29391425
road traffic accident due to careless driving
alcohol abuse
lonliness
>>29391565
I'd try to build a bridge from the airplane parts and lower it across using the parachute ropes
>suicide by cop
>OD
>lung cancer
1. old age (gramps made it to 99)
2. forgetting to eat and starving to death
3. arrested for some minor crime and killed by prison for being too much of a cheeky cunt
>>29391641
>>29391565
I think his best bet would be to
>make a long rope using parachute fabric and some of the cords
>fashion some ice axes out of the plane parts and rope
>make a really strong anchor on his edge, then slowly lower himself down the cliff
>once at the bottom, swing sideways until enough momentum is built them jump towards other edge
>see this video for example
https://youtu.be/gqocrvv26eo?t=6m45s
>use ice axes to grip onto the other edge, and slowly climb up
It would also be a good idea, if materials allow, to pack up as many resources as possible into a bag and tow it in later.
>>29391425
>Blood clot
>Suicide
>Murdered
>>29391565
What a coincidence that he landed right next to his plane
>>29391425
1) Heart attack
2) pneumonia
3) self-inflicted gunshot
Suicide
Drunk driving accident
Blood clot from too much time in front of computer
>>29391425
>suicide by hanging
>suicide by gunshot
>sucide by drug overdose
>Heart disease
>Lung cancer
>Hit by a car.
I'm a heavy smoker and I'm pretty clumsy.
1)Overdose
2)Alcoholic coma
3)Rampage gone wrong
This is a fictional work and should not be taken seriouslyk
>>29391680
reddit.com/r/watchpeopledie
heart attack, motorcycle crash or suicide.
>suicide
>murdered
>probably something stupid like petting a lion that escaped the zoo
>suicide
>heart disease
>It's probably going to be suicide
>>29391425
1 heroin OD
2 kill myself
3 kill myself by heroin OD
1 Suicide
2 Liver/kidney failure
3 Car collision
>>29391425
1. Age
2. Cancer
3. Suicide
>>29391425
motorcycle accident
cancer
hearth attack
>>29391425
all i want is for an airplane toilet seat to fall on my head.
>>29391425
Suicide
Homicide
Drug overdose or some kind of digestive issue
Rape
Cancer
Suicide bombing
1. Suicide
2. Druug overdose
3. Cancer
HIV
Cancer
Heart attack
Cancer
Liver cuz drink to much
Car accident
1. Suicide
2. Car accident
3. Some heart-related issue, assuming the other two don't kill me while I'm young
>>29392122
This but Cancer instead of suicide
Liver
Brutal car crash
>>29391425
S U I C I D E
Q
U R I N A R Y I N F E C T I O N
A
D E N T A L A C C I D E N T
Lung failure
Suicide
Cancer (literally everyone dies from it nowadays)
>ctrl-f "suicide"
>23 results
Can't say I expected any different
Car accident
cancer/old age
nuclear explosion
>>29391425
>suicide bombing while shooting normies
>suicide bombing without shooting normies
>suicide by cop, by killing normies
Pandemic
Cancer
Heart
hearthdisease
old age
tumors
Suicide
Murder
Memes
1. Shot and killed
2. Kill self
3. 100+ mph wreck
>>29392337
Dental accident?
>1. Heart Disease
>2. Cancer
>3. Chronic lower respiratory disease
1. Hit by a car
2. cancer
3. Heart dieses
Suicide
Cancer
Drug overdose
>>29391425
1. Parachute malfunction (since I'm in an airborne regiment)
2. Motorcycle accident (since I ride a motorcycle)
3. Heart attack (since I'm extremely fit to the point that my heart is fucked and I eat like shit, lots of fast food)
>>29392449
I'm taking a medication that can cause heart failure if I take too much sleeping gas. Always got to tell dentists about it.
>>29391425
I'm 99% sure I'm going to kill myself I have nothing to predict.
>>29392644
There's still a 1% chance that you won't. What would that 1% be if you had to guess?
1. Death from exhaustion from watching Max Keeble's Big Move on repeat for hours on end every single day with no food or water
2. Death from laughter, Max Keeble's Big Move is hilarious
3. Death from suicide if I ever find myself without a TV and my DVD copy of Max Keeble's Big Move
>>29391425
1.Suicide
2.Car crash
3.Murdered during nightwalk
>>29391425
#1 Succubus
#2 inter-dimensional rape monster rapes me to death
#3dubs and i die instantly
>>29392699
asthma attack
>>29392706
God damn you got me with that.
>>29391425
In order
>Old Age
>Random Cancer
>Killed by thug/thief.
>>29391680
>used to think this
>then people/pets started dying
>Now I don't think this.
Suicide by hanging
Suicide by gunshot
Suicide by drugs
>Old Age
>Cancer
>Starve myself to death due to depression
Loneliness
Not an original comment
Accident
Old age
stroke/heart attack (my family's killers)
>Heart attack
>Stroke
>Suicide
>>29392711
Show us some comfy nightwalk pics anon
>>29391425
I just know I'm going to die of some sort of heart disease.
>>29391425
1. Old age
2. Suicide
3. Murder from when I go out on nightwalks
>>29393287
>Old age
>Tfw been depressed & suicidal since mid 20s
>Tfw my grandparents all died in their 90s
It's like I was meant to suffer
>>29391425
Whatever the top 2 causes of male death are, plus the increasing likelihood of being killed in ww3 or mass civil unrest.
>>29391425
1. Suicide
2. Cancer
3. Heart Attack
>>29393341
Well if you get dementia or alzheimers you should kill yourself anyway so at least you can hope for that
1. Suicide
2. Liver failure
3. Some kind of weird ass accident
suicide
head injury
heart attack
>>29391425
Old age.
Sacrifice for greater good/science.
Accidental suicide.
Nobody can kill me.
Suicide
Cancer
Bike accident
1. hit by a car(has already happened like 3 times)
2. drowning (i'm not the strongest swimmer)
3. something weird at age 55 being a medical complication
1. Suicide
2. Heart Attack because of energy drinks
3. No money so no food so death by starving.
1. Heart attack
2. Car accident
3. Other accident
Escaped suicidal ideation.
>>29391425
1. Suicide
2. Aging
3. Heart Disease
>>29391425
>ctrl F
>Suicicde
>45 results
never change
Also
1.Suicide
2.Cancer
3. Car accident
>>29391425
Suicide
Heart attack
Stroke
>>29391425
>suicide due to being lonely as fuck, not having friends and never having a gf
>lung/throat/mouth cancer due to excessive tobacco consumption
>cirrhosis due to excessive alcohol consumption
Most likely suicide.
1.suicide
2.murder
3.old age
From most likely to least likely
1. motorcycle accident
2. lung cancer
3. skin cancer
4. heart attack
>Cancer
>Heart attack
>Aneurysm
Family history of all three of them.
1.Skin cancer
2.Stomach cancer
3.Liver cancer
But I want to be fussilated
1. Suicide by autombile
2. Suicide by hanging
3. Suicide by falling
>>29391425
>death by cop
>execution
>suicide
In that order.
>>29391425
>If you had to predict how you would die, what would be the 3 most likely causes?
1. suicide through hanging
2. suicide through some other method
3. death due to shitty lifestyle.
Heart failure
Some unfortunate accident
Stroke with no one around
I'd like any of this to happen before November 2021
>suicide
>accident (intentional)
>drug OD
I have a gut feeling I am going to die before I'm 30. I have always felt this way. I don't know how or why, but I know it will happen. I feel car accident.
Car/bike wreck
Lung cancer
Suicide
>>29391425
1. Suicide
2. Homicide Victim
3. Cancer
stroke most likely, i smoke a lot of weed and am very tall and sit down all day. the veins in my left leg are already clotted.
next would be falling and dying, i live alone.
third most likely would probably be choking, i live alone.
>suicide
>heart failure
>liver failure
>getting murdered
why do i see something like this happening to me before i turn 27
As unlucky as I am I have to live until I'm 100 and finally drop dead of old age.
Build a bridge from those planeparts!
>>29391425
1.Brain tumor
2. Suicide
3. Heart attack
