What is the ONE (1) reason why you haven't killed yourself yet? For me, it's my qt quaker parrot coco. I snuggle with him every day and he would be devastated if I killed myself. I will always be there for him until he grows old.
>>29098940
Cause I have to break into my roomies gun locker to get his gun, or wait until I can afford a gun myself.
Also your parrots better off being set free OP no one wants to be a caged bird.
>>29098940
Here is another pic of him. He's the softest animal on earth. It feels like holding a cloud.
>>29098992
Oh but how wrong you are. He has NEVER plucked his feathers, meaning that he is perfectly happy with his life. He also has our whole family to keep him company as well as guests. We also take him outside every day to fly around for a bit, and he always comes back for snuggies.
cool bro!!!! totally not fuck your gay parrot and fuck you for being gay and liking gay parrots, totally not that at all!!!!!!!!!!
>>29098992
I should also add that he is not "caged." We never lock him in the cage. The door is open, so he can go inside and outside of it as he pleases. He's a good boy, so he doesn't do retarded shit because we let him be outside of his cage all the time. He only spends 50% of his time on his cage too. The rest of his time is spent with us holding him and him being outside. He is living the dream.
>>29099031
>gay
>gay
>gay
How clever. What a vocabulary you have!
>>29099078
Your bird only stays with you to gather information about how gay you are to laugh about with the other birds. Birds hate faggots.
>>29099104
>owning a bird
>owning a bird
>owning a bird
How gay. What a gay pet you have!
>>29099112
Simply epic.
>>>/b/
>>29099141
Simply bird-owning.
>>>/lgbt/
>>29099130
>>29099112
>>29099104
>>29099031
Summer is finally here! Enjoying your break before junior year of hs?
>>29099165
I'm loving summer break bro, thanks for asking!!! I feel free, like a bird who broke out of its cage to escape the clutches of an evil faggot.
>>29099155
Posters: 3
Replies: 11
Literally all you lmao. Go back to flooding ylyl threads with spiderman nerd.
>>29099199
Top kek. Can't believe I read this shit thread and its all one person. Saged
>>29099196
Kill yourself underage
>>29099199
Straight bird owners: 0
Gay bird owners: every bird owner
Literally all gay lmao. Go back to flooding your anus with hot water so your dad doesn't get shit on his dick nerd.
Q: what's the hardest part about owning a bird?
A: telling your dad you're in gay love with his peenus!
Your bird is a pussy. Lets see it vs my cat in a deathmatch
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>>29099247
This was going to be a perfectly good thread. I hope you got a snicker out of your shitposting Kevin. Remember not to reveal your age here, or you won't be able to continue your summer madness.
OP don't listen to that summerfag. I own 2 parakeets, it truly is the most patrician pet. The only thing that I haven't figured out yet is how to get the feathers out of my teeth after I blow their sexy little penises. How do you do it?
>>29099561
>5 posters
>you post
>still 5 posters
Lmao kys
>>29098940
These are female hands yooo
You can only feel relief from pain if you're alive.
That one spark of hope keeps me going.
I love birds. Yours is so qt, I wanna pet him <3
I live for her, she makes my heart tingle with happiness and shit
>>29099587
Ah shit I was hoping you would think I was a legitimate bird owner asking for bird fellatio advice. I guess you did and had to resort to sleuthing to figure out it was me. So you guys really do blow your birds huh? Shit I was just kidding. Yikes.
By the way it was 4 before the cat post. I didn't post that one, cats are almost as gay as birds.
>>29099598yes, they are a females hands
>It's a special "samefag summerfag" episode.I am the 6th poster
>>29099657Oh shit, I guess I'm the tenth
>>29099657
jesus i'm not a summerfag. i'm 33 and i do this all year. you would know that if YOU weren't a summerfag. OP would know if she weren't a summerdyke.
I'm a music fag. I put a lot of my time and effort improving my skill and setting goals for the future. It's the only thing i've ever been good at and the only thing i have left to live for
my birb
Is he really loud? Only reason i havent bought a bird was because i assumed they would be loud as shit.
>>29099692
you'd think someone who did this all year would atleast know how to shitpost properly instead of looking like an autist
>>29099692
What are you talking about? I'm not a summerfag. I was talking about the samefag who keeps saying that parrot owners are gay, moron. Are you just looking for reasons to attack someone? Jesus Christ...
>>29099716
He's only loud when I'm not in the house. So, it's fine for me.
The one reason is my grandma. I don't want to make her sad. Everybody else means shit.
>>29099692
>i'm 33
This is probably the most pathetic thing I've read on here this week, and that's counting the racebaiters
I live for white women.
Could we all just make our peace with each other and stay on topic eh. We rarely get a good feels thread these days and tbqt all of you are kinda ruining it
>>29098940
>What is the ONE (1) reason why you haven't killed yourself yet?
i'm scared
I want to return to Japan and live there.
>>29099810
And you contribute to it oh so well, fuck off you pleb.
>>29099908
Wow, man. You must feel so cool and alpha-male for telling that person to fuck off. Pleb? Ouch. What are badass you are. I bet you ride a motorcycle and wear sunglasses, yeah?
>>29098940
Because, suicide is for the weak.
>>29099945
Don't get involved man, it's not worth it.
>>29098940
>my dog daisy
>my kitten Carbo
not sure why else.faint hope things will get better
>>29099988
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN XDDDDDD
>>29099715
cute birb
>>29098940
My life is still salvageable.
>>29100664
Bad news, it's not. You're on r9k.
>it's a birb thread
I like parrots. Here is a short story about parrots:
http://supercommunity.e-flux.com/texts/the-great-silence/
Birds? More like faggots amirite
>>29098940
Oh, I just tried to kill myself yearsteday, but I failed. The exit bag is just a meme, it doesn't work. I have to find another day but I can't hang myself inside (nothing's sturdy enough/high enough) and I don't want to go outside. I feel like I'm going to have to though. It sucks.
I smoke DUDE WEED LMAO and/or daydream until the suicidal thoughts disappear
>>29098940
I have a daki.I hug her,talk to her,sleep and watch animu with her.I'm planning to get an onanhole,so we could get a bit more personal.
>>29098940
i love my family too much to do that to them
>>29098940
I like you parrot friend, please post more
>>29098940
I'm scared of dying without having ever mattered even in the slightest of ways
>>29098940
I'm EATING BIG TO GET BIG right now and I like my muscles and I love my mother
that's all
>>29098940
Still plotting my revenge, lots of people on the list now
>>29098940
Sorry your thread got shitted up, parrotbro. I like your bird, and he's lucky to have you. They can live quite a long time if I'm not mistaken.
bird bros unite
>>29098940
Just want to say, I like this OP. Maybe I'm feeling a little happy today, but good on you for having a source of happiness, friend. Here's a generous (You).
For me, I don't know. If I die, I guess I can't do all the stuff I like, for example reading or being comfy in my room. And even if I could, I wouldn't know with 100% certainty so it's not worth the risk. Maybe a small part of me hopes things will get better, but when you're going to die anyway I suppose they never truly will.
>>29098940
Your bird is cute! :3
Stay with him, I'm sure he would be sad to part ways with you.
>Not an African Grey
Also I came up with a blank while I was sitting here typing up why I don't kill myself
So I dunno, laziness?
my hyacinth died the other day
feels horrible man
>>29098940
My only reason to live is that JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is currently airing. I'm not sure if I would kill myself if it wasn't but everything else I do in life is just wasting time with no purpose. So is watching the JJBA anime but at least it's the only fun thing I do.
I would say I'm also holding out for Rokudenshi Blues getting fully scanlated but that's never going to happen.
Promised myself I wouldnt do it before 25. Here's a gay bird, she's never caged in. About 10 years old.
>>29104862
I have a gay bird too
>>29100716
Yes, that's millet, aka birb tendies. She's a fat little shit
>>29105626
millet likes millet
cute name btw
>>29098993
He's a cute flying-pupper
>>29099646
You have really pretty hands :3Yes, everyone, I am aware I'm a thirsty beta. Y'all don't need to inform me of that fact.
>>29099632
She needs to shave those caterpillars off her forehead though
>>29107583
>not sensually licking her furry eyebrows
What kinda faggot are you, son?
>>29098940
Ive seen what suicide does to people close to the dead person, dont want that for my family.
Sense of obligation to care for my mother as she gets old since I'm an only child.
That's about it.
