Has anyone here survived a suicide attempt? I'm curious to hear your stories.
>>28932089
In my opinion, anybody who went through a failed suicide attempt doesn't really want to kill himself, but either whores for attention or just wants help.
I mean think about it, how can you fuck it up? How can jumping from a really tall building go wrong? Lock yourself in a room while opening your veins completely in both arms, you can't survive that as well.
>>28932089
>>28932236
Snorted about 800 mgs of heroin in an attempt to kill myself. Roommate found me and called an ambulance and the narcaned me. Fuggin bullshit
>>28932281
>being this retarded
come on man i never tried to kill myself but i bet my life that i could kill myself on the first attempt
>>28932236
>>28932338
>implying cutting is the way to go
>implying it's impossible to survive a fall
Jesus you autist, nothings a guaranteed death. Even people who put guns to their head miraculously survive because of fucked up life rng.
>200mg rc benzos
>Still alive
I couldnt even talk the next day, just drool out word salad. Didnt know if id ever be able to talk again. Massive brain damage
>can't even manage to kill yourself properly
I'd tell you to kill yourself but you'd probably botch it again attention-whores
>>28932396
Ironic image, considering Patrick did take the bait in that episode.
>hang self from door knob with string/rope around neck
>brother sees and quickly cuts rope
hi
>>28932573
Holy kek, yea because I took the bait it's not ironic.
>>28932089
did a shitty one when drunk took a handful of advil, cut myself a little, and tried hanging myself, but couldn't pass out.
I put a shotgun in my mouth and pulled the trigger. I survived and made a full recovery.
>>28933091
how did your head not go boom boom?
>>28932433
Damn.
That's fucked up, falam.
>>28932236
That's bullshit from a person who never interacted with those kinds of people. My roommate shot himself in the head with a Makarov PM and survived, suprisingly without any lasting disabilities. A local from the neighborhood jumped from the roof of a mall and broke both his legs, 3 ribs and got a heavy trauma to his spine and head and guess what, he survived. If you think commiting suicide is easy in any way you're speaking from a standpoint of someone who gathered his whole experience from movies.
>>28932433
That's the worst thing that could happen, you botch your suicide somehow and end up as a fucking plant, who can do nothing but drool around and shit his pants.
>>28933271
>>28933192
Yeah i might as well be a woman now
>>28932236
I know of someone who attempted suicide by jumping in front of a train. He survived and is now in a wheelchair for life. Sometimes you can survive, even if you really want it to succeed.
>>28932433
I can't stand improper capitalisation in titles
everyone please use *this* image from now on
>>28933122
he forgot to load it
>>28935239
or maybe he was drunk and used a beanbag, dunno if that's deadly or not.
actually it probably would be...
>>28935297
He just has a stupidly thick skull
>>28935498
that's sure is stupidly thick...
>>28932089
I did the 'cry for help' half-assed thing twice, almost 20 years ago now.
First time I was raving mad with >tfw no gf, went in the middle of the night to jump off of a bridge, but I was such a volatile sperglord that this fundamentalist christian guy followed me out there, first saying he was going to make me do it in front of someone if I was serious, then that he'd physically beat the shit out of me if I climbed the railing (he was much, much bigger). I'd still have pussed out if he hadn't been there, of course. Probably.
Until I turned 25 I would always think of jumping off of precipices whenever I was near them, to the point that I'd be shaking with adrenaline and fear of what I might do, fear of what I might not have the strength to do. The ultimate spaghetti if someone's around.
And the other time, like the edgy teenager I was, I got drunk for maybe the second time in my life and tried to slash my wrists. In the wrong direction. With a dull pocket knife. All I accomplished was unlocking a new level of social exclusion when people saw the scars. They're almost gone now.
I still think about suicide daily, but after those retarded experiences and living with the idea for a couple of decades, I'm 100% certain I'll never do it. Mostly because I know I'm a pussy and would just fuck it up again.
