>fembot ideal bf thread up
>no malebot ideal bf thread up
Post your ideals and (optionally) stats, bois
>>28930833
>lives in Ohio
>masculine, scruffy and smiles a lot
>likes short twinks like me
>little bit introverted, but still likes to go places and explore new things
>doesn't have depression or other mental issues
>around the same age as me (18-24)
>likes cars/bikes, music, art and outdoorsy stuff. Bonus if plays an instrument and/or is an artist
>isn't basic as fuck
Many straight guys fit this description yet I've never seen another gay guy that's like this. Fuck this shit
>kind, attentive, intelligent
>likes board games and cooking together
>passionate about something, whatever it is
>will let me rest my head in his lap while we watch movies
>fit or lean would be nice
>kinky
>okay with me being 6'2" and 28
>Lives in NJ
>Is older than 30
>Not fat
>>28930833
>Live in/near ON, or is okay with long distance
>Feminine/soft features/not ultra-masculine
>20-26
>Will binge-watch netflix with me while studying
>Intelligent
>A bit of chub (I like bigger guys :/). Not morbidly obese
>Bi or tri lingual
>white
>younger than me (am 19, so might be difficult without getting FBI'd)
>shorter than me (6'0")
>boyish face, no facial hair, etc.
>twink body type, not chubby, does need ass though
>prefer no/little body hair
>uncut penis to play with
>can be dom or sub in bed but must be bottom
>more or less independent day to day Not clingy or dramatic
>able to be completely unattached in public if situation calls for it
>otherwise chill to hang out with, vidya and shit like that
>has own hobbies too, don't have to all overlap with mine
>good sense of dark/offensive humor
>okay with casual relationship, basically monogamous FWB but actually Friends and not just Benefits
>little bit kinky, no crazy fetishes but likes sex for sex's sake
>is okay with me being a directionless manchild to some extent
Another day, another thread
>>28931564
thats me but im 19, if you wernt a pedo we could really have something there ;)
>>28932663
>not being willing to pretend for his sake
terrible bf material
>>28932663
Where you live at famygdala, same age is fine
>>28932663
You sound jealous
>white/asian/hispanic
>height not a big deal (5'6-6'0 preferred)
>thin/fit
>preferably little/no hair
>cute/handsome face
>kind and caring but not afraid to tease me sometimes
>romantic
>likes some/most of the following: Magic the Gathering, video games, guns, nature, and maybe cooking
>likes to dress up in cute stuff sometimes
>is dominant
Basically, my ideal bf isAndy
I always forget some shit, so feel free to ask me to clarify anything.
>>28933313
if by dress up in cute stuff you mean cosplay n stuff I fit the bill, I wont go full femboy tho
little/no hair is correct when it comes to my body sure but I have a full head of hair
>>28931564
post kik tbvqh I fit this
but I'm cut :/
>>28933313
If he's your ideal why do you keep removing him silly
>>28933512
It's frustrating, and he won't take my advice. ;_;
I want to cheer him up, but I feel like there's nothing I can do.Also he doesn't want to cuddle which is a pretty big deal.
>>28933426
If you wanna talk, I'mwaterzer0on skype and steam.
>>28931564
pls b in Tampa bay
>>28933642
Not in tampa bay, sorry
>>28933480
Don't exactly want to post non-throwaway contact on here, I might make a throwaway
>>28933689
ok tell me your throwaway if you decide to make one
>>28933559
>hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
That's your top comment on your profile. Pretty sure this dude is crushing you.
>Weeaboo robot
>Really into hentai, horny often
>Shares my fetishes
>Okay with online relationship
>Not fat
>Preferably trap or femboy
>>28933788
It's a meme shitpost.. please tell me you're not serious.
>Tfw no one ever asks for a spanish thin bearded bfBasically because no one knows even what 4chan is. Fuck my normie country.
>kind, caring
>not a normie/too extroverted
>cute, not fat or hairy, some hair is fine, feminity either physically or clothing is a plus. uncut is really nice too
>still somewhat young, 20-25
>preferably lives in canada or the us
>bottom, height doesn't matter but doesn't mind a shy top
>likes anime and vidya and has similar tastes (dark souls 3, ffx, might play overwatch, zero escape series, steins;gate, danganronpa, samurai champloo, monster to name a few)
>likes cute and weeby stuff, animals too
>>28933989
Are you in Spain? Would you do an LDR?
What do you want in a bf because I like Spanish guys
>guy adds you
>you're a tad busy with something and don't respond real quick
>he removes you
s-shit
>>28934113
>Tad busy
I'm not even him, but you were playing civ V last time I saw your profile, anon.
>>28934138
CIV IS SERIOUS BUSINESS, OKAY?
bump because I want a bf
>>28934113
almost everyone I add does that
I remove anyone who takes more than 5 min to respond
>>28934138
Well, yeah. Playing a game generally suggests you're busy.
>>28930833
FEMBOTS AAREN'T REAL
>>28930833
wheres the fembot ideal bf thread?
all I see here are gross bots looking for traps
there is 0 variety with you guys, its ALWAYS
>tfw no weeb/vidya trap bf
at least the bots that like fembots ask for different personalities, you ALL want the same person only you want them near you
Just one rayray bf please.
>>28934639
if you want >tfw no dadbf threads, you can go do that on shitrest
The only thing this thread has taught me is that with my physique I'm better off turning gay. It's like I never stood a chance in life.
>>28930833
Someone that will accept me and not dislike meno fatties
>>28934573
But.. what if something happens like I need to go take care of the dog or help someone with something?
>>28934676
very disgusting
>>28934743
well if it happened but weve been talking for a while I wouldnt
but if you post your skype I just assume youre up for chatting for a while, like whenever I do it I'm ALWAYS playing a game or watching a movie and pause to respond every time.
if they dont have the courtesy to do that for me I dont want to wait around for them to come back 10 min later to give me a "cool" one word response
everyone wants a bf but noone is posting contact info
>>28934810
im a guy
I'm 20
had a gf before
im skinny
I'm nerdy
and I'd give any girl my email if she responds
>>28934834
nigga this is a gaybot thread
honestly, is any girl ever into manlets?
give me some hope.
im like 5''8 and if I span my fingers across my wrists they overlap.
ive started lifting but my arms are weak as fuck
i can squat 200lbs but cant even bench 80
what makes a manlet appealing?
ive heard some girls are into that but i dont know what theyre looking for.
>>28935036
the op worded the thread like a retard dude
this is a thread for fags to find femboys
>>28933808
Wow why do I always see cute posts that look exactly like this around this board? The poster behind these MUST be super cute.
>>28935084
well, damn
>OP is what he has chosen to be
>>28935036
really girly looking boy here
traps and femboys (well, the quality ones) are more heightist than your usual stacey. and i personally wouldn't date a guy shorter than me. whats funny is that most of us are 5'9 and above
tfw no masculine hairy BF to teach me how to hunt and then fuck my boypucci in the back of his pickup truck
>>28935404
lel this is some fantasy tier shit
the people who usually hunt and drive pick up trucks are not only extremely homophobic, but also really fat and unkempt
>>28935434
that's my FUCKING PROBLEM
I'd be okay with a fat and unkempt guy at this point tbqh
>>28935505
absolutely disgusting, have some dignity girl
>>28930833
>malebot
>fembot
hidden saged sure feel summer right now
I know this is an ideal thread, but I hope you guys don't get caught up in a checklist like roasties do. You shouldn't go down a list of perfect traits that your partner has to have or you'll write them off.
Find someone you're happy and comfortable with where you don't have to force them to be anything or change yourself then let things develop naturally.
>>28935545
I don't mean like neckbeard unkempt but like hot masculine unkempt
>>28931056
>penns woods
>scruffy and smiling
>introverted and exploratory
can't guarantee against a bit of depression and im more into traps than twinks, but, pic?
>>28935710
>any fat guy
>masculine
we might be misunderstanding something
>>28935711
literally nobody who browses this place is masculine. stop trying to get free pics you neckbeard
>>28935769
It's called bearmode nigger
>>28935505
WHERE
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i'm pretty clean tho an no one calls me fatty or something
>>28930833
>twink/soft/feminine/whatever
>cute
>21 or younger
>plays vidya, likes watching tv series all day
>preferably dominant
>i can't think of anything more
i've never been in any relationship so i would be scared as fuck and i'm still not sure if i'm actually bi, but it seems pretty cool to have a bf
>>28935822
Florida; America; usa
>>28935807
Bearmode guys are literally huge muscular men with a tiny bit of fat, maybe like at most 15% and really strong and hairy.
these are rarer than your average ripped chad
>>28935671
I just want a cute guy fwb situation.
>>28935904
lol at all of these twinks and trannies wanting a relationship expecting to grow old together.
once that hon turns 28 they'll get dropped like fat man on nagasaki
dudes hit the wall worse than women, its called gay death
>>28935769
>>28935801
You appear to be the one with a skewed definition. Masculine =/= hot. Masculine only means having male traits as opposed to feminine ones.
>>28935851
it's pretty far
>>28935975
bodyfat is a feminine trait, and not a good one.
>y-you're the one thats wrong
you cheeky little cunt ;3
>>28936034
Bodyfat is not a gender specific trait. Either gender can get fat and it looks poor on both of them. No one looks at fat guys and mistakes them as feminine.
>>28936082
Either gender can get huge tits, are huge tits not a gender specific trait?
>>28935969
Yeah I don't consider that a possibility. I just hope I can find a cute guy who just wants something casual and temporary.
>>28936142
The shape and composition of tits are what make them gender specific. You can clearly tell female tits from male tits, can you not?
>>28936171
>You can clearly tell female tits from male tits, can you not?
>>28936160
yeah same. why wont these faggots just get it through their head they're only good for one thing? it would make it so much easier if they got rid of their delusions
How are you fembots doing this fine Memorial Day?
Have you had your daily dose of schlicking to rape yet?
>>28936245
Trannies take hormones that alter their body to make them more feminine or get a boob job to give them feminine boobs. They are undergoing massive changes to be more feminine. You're grasping at straws. We were talking about fat guys, not people trying to change their gender. A fat man's tits don't look like those of the average female.
>>28936283
Wrong thread, dude.
You're addressing a bunch of homosexual males
>cute
>Likes video games
>Affectionate
>Can banter on philosophy
>Will listen to me rant about politics
>Will remain loyal to me
The last part cuts me off from 99% of all gay men. And the other 1% are taken
>>28936279
Its only natural to want something deeper, but I've given up on that. Sometimes I wonder if I could love a cute guy past him prime though.
>>28936322
But we weren't talking about fat man tits, we where talking about gender specific traits.
you sound kind of defensive. mad fatty?
also
>what is gynecomastia affecting 30% of the population
do you think they're taking hormones to alter their bodies?
>>28936350
if you're moderately attractive post kik
>>28936373
Nah, I'm given up on relationships. My Ideal bf is just that, an ideal. It isn't real in any sense. I don't expect to find anyone like that. The same reason straight men shouldn't harbor delusions of finding a loyal, virgin gf.
>>28936361
....you do realise how shallow gay guys and trannies are right? Their lives revolve around sex, and they won't get sex with what they want unless they look good, so by proxy, looking good is everything to them.
They cannot birth children, they cannot be a real mother and they know this.
Would you honestly want to wake up next to someone who has man breath, stubble and even has "man stink"? Even hormones only go so far. They won't stop biology.
You might like the guy enough, but you wouldn't fuck him because he looks like your dad. That would make you great friends, not lovers.
>>28936411
but thats obtainable
You sound perfect for me, although I don't know you physically.
How old are you anon?
>>28936365
I was wondering when the ad hominems were going to start rolling in. I'm not fat, and think both fat men and women are digusting, but they are still clearly distinctive.
We were talking about fat men because you choose to say that they aren't masculine simply because of their weight. A fat woman is still seen as a woman and fat man is still seen as a man. Body fat composition can be seen as gender specific, but weight alone is not.
Gynecomastia is a medical condition that people can't help and while they boobs may become more swollen they still look distinctly different from female boobs. They are often dubbed man tits for a reason. They're still manly looking and not feminine.
>>28936493
definite fatty, carry on
>>28936483
The only gay person I would be willing to date is someone who has internalized the Coolidge effect. Sex will always get boring, regardless of the attractiveness of the person. Gays ( and maybe even myself) will probably never get past this truth.
Relationships mean giving up sex at some point. Who would accept that? Not many
>>28936417
That's why I'm not trying to rush into anything serious. I just want to take it slow and maybe date and be friends at first to see if something comes of it. One step at a time.
>>28936010
>>28935822
Go back to fggBrick
>>28935822
cont
>a bit shy
>enjoys the silenceit's impossible
>>28936537
Run out of strawmans? It's okay, better luck next time.
Not that it's relevant to the argument, but I'm confident that you're fatter than I am.
>>28936613
i don't understand senpai desu
>>28936635
>Not that it's relevant to the argument, but I'm confident that you're fatter than I am.
Try me bitchboy. You sound kinda choked up ;)
>>28936551
what about an ldr?
>>28936694
You get the faggot of the year award. It takes a true faggot to behave in such a way, I'm impressed.
>>28936757
an LDR is asking for someone to cheat on you. I'll pass
>>28936796
What do I win?hopefully it's your heart baby <3
>>28936874
sounds sad, well good luck in your future endeavors
>>28936694
You look like a sensible cycle guy.
>>28936964
I am not on any roids at all, but my natty test levels are high.that means huge dick btw
>>28936881
Well, you get a become a certified faggot, the certification is recognized by 27 nations at the moment. Also $30 store credit at any Hot Topic retailer.
>>28936994
Alright awesome, wonder if I can buy you a chastity cage at hot topic
>>28936613
>>28936668
i don't play fighting games, i'm not Brick
i've never used tripcodes
>>28937168
You posted with some images Brick uses, so I thought maybe it was you since you said you were far away from USA.
This is my ideal bf, unfortunately he is not real and also has a bf. What do I do lads?
>>28937272
oh, ok
famalamam
>>28933747
fuck it
Kik's isitthisfriday if you're still around
>>28937411
I messaged you anonvery priginal
bumpity bump don't stop the trump
Bump because tfw no bf
>be me, purty straight afaik
>read every post, think u guise r qt
>but why aren't there any fembots this was a fembot thred.i cant read guys im sorry :(
It's unlikely that I'll ever get a bf, but I wish I at least had a gay friend near me that knew what I was going through.
>ideal bf
>bf
I did not expect gayness to be on /r9k/ of all boards.
Oh well; it's better than /lgbmeme/:
>Conventionally 6-7/10 (no 8/10 or above)
>Taller than I (5'7")
>The same age or older than myself by no more than 2 academic years (18)
>Introverted
>Fine with just being silent for long periods of time
>Similar interests (weird horror/sci-fi movies; overly heavy rock music; animus, mangoes, and other assorted chinese cartoons; and, especially, science (the real stuff, not this popular "geek" crap))
>Really smart, but not as smart as I am (US: weighted GPA of 4.5-4.8; UK: Straight As and some A*s at A level in mostly science and maths courses)
>Reluctant to be sexually active
>On the heavier side, but not obese (80-95kg)
>Completely disgusted by cheating and open relationships
>>28938957
I wish i had a qt gay friend that could seduce me desu
I want to try BL
>>28930833
>Likes me
>Also autistic
>>28939068
I've given up the idea of being seduced. It'd be nice to have a friend to do stuff with instead of being alone all the time.
>>28939059
I think it fits me breddy well, except being really smart, i'm kinda burned by studying
>tfw everyone is introverted and wants an introverted partner
>everyone also wants a dominant partner
fucking kill me
This is now a truth telling thread. The truth is your ideal guy or girl liked, or probably will like you. Somewhere in the moment things go array and its hard to tell who likes who more and stuff so things go out of control.. but anyway..
>ideal gf dyslexic
>retarded and willing to have retard babies
>skillful at forming a retard baby with me
>like retard porn
>>28939246
/r9k/ is made for introverts. If you're an extroverted normalfag then use dating sites.
Most people here end up wanting a submissive partner anyways.
>>28939246
hiss normie hiss
Any cowtits qts here who like tall, socially-isolated non-robots? I'm not here for feels. I just use 4chan as a momentary break from obsessive research.
>>28937312
Ekindu didn't have any equipment and didn't even have a butthole. he was literal mud made 2 look like a flat chested girl.
>>28939479
Oh yeah, I'm super normal, bro. Normal males want cocks in their ass, havedragon dildoes,like to wear cute clothes, and post on 4chan.
>>28939938
nothing wrong with dragon dildoes
>>28939966
Which ones do you have, anon? Post pics if possible.
>>28940009
idon't actually have any
>>28930833
Any girls into fat guys?;_;
>>28940044
>girls
wrong thread
>>28940018
Are any particularly interesting to you, or have you not thought abouti t?
>>28940153
both really -
>>28931056
I am all of these things except not depressed
>>28940242
I... what? Could you try that again?random cute pic
>>28940323
i've never really taken into consideration a dragon dildoi do have a regular one and used it before but not that much because decent amount of prep work and tiring
>>28940344
Yeah, it can be a pain to clean and get everything ready, but it's soooo worth it.
I have one with a knot, and it feels great. It's a bit uncomfortable, but you get used to it; and the pressure it applies to your prostate is amazing.
>>28940082
I meant what I said, fuccboi
I need some girlybois
Invading this threadwith no survivors
>pic related
is me
I am, 20
I like to read books
I will passionately bore you with historical stories and events, and if you listen it will make me happy
I am an excellent cook.
I will probably live the other side of the world to you
I am 5'7
Successful applications require a CV and cover letter. Good luck in the interview process anons
[email protected]
>>28940748
>I am an excellent cook
THEM'S FIGHTIN WORDS.
>>28940748
>I am 5'7
tbqhwyf was considering it up to this point
>>28940784
True tbqh, You gotta enjoy cooking what you eat and put in your body.
>>28940876
You'll get over your insecurity and meet someone nice one day anon
>>28940956
Oh no, I like to cook and try to make sure I eat healthy stuff. I'd challenge you to a cook off.
>>28940956
>You'll get over your insecurity and meet someone nice one day anon
ew don't project at me shortstop
>>28931564
fit this pretty well, am 19 too. UK?
>>28940983
My grandmother always said the mark of a good cook is how your Yorkshire pudding turns out, it's super hard to make a proper Yorkshire pudding and have it rise properly. I'd be up to the challenge though!
>>28941011
There's a lot of negativity coming off you anon, listen to a favourite song and be happy again.
>>28941057
>pudding
SHIT. I don't like sweet food.. I'd give it my best shot though!
>>28941123
Oh it's not sweet, it's essentially flour and eggs
>pic related
We could have a roast off, can't ever beat grannies roasts though. Potatoes, beef, veggies and good proper gravy, can't beat it.
>>28935282
Body or face? I pretty much have the bone structure of a girl. 28in waist 32in hips. Face is above avg but with a small lower jaw. WBU?
>want to find a cuteboi to cuddle
>sign up for grindr out of curiosity
>dozens of "hey" and "sup" in about a day
>I didn't even put my picture up
I hate this planet. Why does no one want to just...love?
>>28941212
>a roast off
those look like blown out roasties
>>28941576
Welcome to being homosexual, anon. Everyone wants to play games and fuck, but no one wants to hold hands, sit on your lap, or sleep together (NOT FOR SEX).
>>28941576
everyone wants to love but no one will settle for someone on their own level. equal love can't exist because any time one partner is satisfied, the other partner is just using them as a holdover.
>>28941613
I laughed heartily anon, and am still smiling minutes after reading that post.
Everyone wants to love, but not be a life once loved and then fall inside a love life; likewise, the love never loves in on itself as if its telling secrets
I only like 2D men.
3DPD men are disgusting mentally and physically to me.
>>28930833
I've posted it once and I'll post it again.
>between 2-4 inches taller than me (I'm somewhere between 5'5" and 5'7", I've had a lot of conflicting measurements but whatever)
>not a normalfag
>likable person
>likes my weeb fashion sense
>will play video games and watch weebshit with me
>white or asian
>not outright ugly or obese, manly or cute doesn't matter that much
>doesn't mind me being abnormally sleepy
>doesn't mind that I have a bunch of weird habits that come and go like blinking way more than normal which started and stopped a few months ago and just started happening again
>can deal with me being a dependent depressive wreck
>virgin
so basically /a/
>>28941777
I was with you until
>can deal with me being a depedent depressive wreck
That's a decent amount of baggage there, anon. You paying extra for that?
>>28941777
Which side of the Atlantic are you anon?
>>28941777
>white or asian
every time, whos got that pic of the reply rate by race?
>>28941806
isn't baggage related to shit like kids and diseases and mental illnesses? I guess wreck wasn't the right word, but I'm just sorta naturally sad most of the time and I hate being alone, I can't enjoy things alone
>>28941828
the western one but I'm nowhere near any ocean
>>28941837
sorry lad, I just don't find black people or latinos attractive
something about them just doesn't work for me
>>28941896
>the western one but I'm nowhere near any ocean
Unfortunate, Happy hunting though!
>tfw ugly
>tfw nothing I do will ever matter
>tfw no one will ever want me or settle for me
It hurts, robots.
>>28930833
>Cool with no anal, or very slow going.
>Doesn't mind my weirdness.
>Sort of crazy and fun, likes to get stuck in.
>Showers daily, or more often as needed.
>not obese.
>under 5'8", prefferably sub 5'6"
>Into counter culture shit, or at least cool with me talking about things from ten years ago that no one cares about.
>Cares about muh personal freedumbs
>Knows who Sean Kennedy The Fucking Man is (not necessary, but they will if they hang around.)
>Wears boots.
>Likes Clutch.
>Likes tabletop, especially Necromunda and post-apoc stuff.
>Into old hardware.
>Isn't consumed by vidya, knows how to have a good time outside of that.
>Will show me new things and not make me feel like shit for doing things the wrong way, rather teach me to get better.
>Around my age, 20 +/- 2 years.
>Doesn't mind that I can't drive, will help teach me to or help me find and enroll in a decent training course.
>Okay with me holding a GED. I'm not too retarded I promise.
>>28931056
Hey, I live on the Kentucky border, would I be close? I like those things you listed.
>>28941013
Not uk but am down for ld fun
>>28941777
all right lads I need to add something to this
>can open my water bottles
I've just spent the last 10 minutes trying to open one and now both of my hands have blisters and I still have a closed bottle
My ideal imaginary bf is:
>at least slightly taller than me (I'm 5'4")
>thin and optionally has some muscle mass too, but not that much
>actually starts the conversation rather than waiting for me to talk to him
>into autistic nerdy stuff (animeys/vidya/tabletop/sci-fi)
>willing to listen to me and help me if I have any problems
>dominant since I'm shit at being dominant myself
>white or at least light-colored
>doesn't mind that I'm insecure or clingy sometimes
>around my age (I'm 18)
>into some interesting hobby I'm not into so he can teach me
>doesn't mind that I'm into crossdressing
And... that's about it
>>28931056
>Ohio
You rang?
>>28943224
I'd like to direct you to
>>28940748
meit's 5am, why am I still awake, end me
>>28943224
>everything sounds great
>wants you to be dominant
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>28943224
ft all of it, what are you like tho?
>>28943224
Hey, I'm
>>28942288
Have you read Star Ship Troopers? What's your favorite book/piece of media?
>>28943288
>>28943279
>>28943278
>>28943265
Wew lads, calm down
>>28943224
Do you do tentacle porn? or would you? I think wed get along.. I canteach you, just like you said... And then you can fuck me with the tentacles. We should start a website too
>>28943319
Nigga are you high?
>in her 20s
>severely mentally ill
>super clingy and obsessive
>loves me dearly
>likes to cuddle
>wants all my love and attention and time
>is artistic maybe?
>short
>pale as the moon
>edgy?
>fashionable or willing to let me help her dress
I know what that kind of relationship is like before anyone says anything about that.
Oh, things that don't matter
>virginity
>looks
>literally anything in her past
>>28943409
>her
wew lad
>>28943425
w-what
WAIT IS THIS A GAY THREAD
>>28943450lol how do you feel?
>>28943480
Silly for getting the wrong thread
Mildly disgusted at the penis
I forgot to add that my Ideal GF would have sexual issues or have a super low sex drive thanks for reminding me
>>28940748
Hey, what's up? I'm
>>28942288
I may not meet your exacting standards of a well designed CV and cover letter, but I'll work hard for you boss man I promise.
>>28943480
cute
is this you
>>28943265
Alrighty, I'll email you, I'm kind of boring tho.
>>28943278
Sorry senpai, we can try, really, but I'll probably dissapoint you if you expect me to be the dominant one
>>28943279
Well... I'm a skinny white-ish spic with an autistic obsession for space and lewd af, I don't talk much desu ;-;
>>28943288
Haven't read it, sorry, but it's on my least of stuff I should read :P
I don't really pick favorites most of the time but I generally like hard sci-fi like the books by Arthur C. Clarke or any stuff like
thatI'm also into Warhammer40k, if you like that :P
>>28943319
No fucking idea if you're serious desu
>>28944049
It's okay, famalama. I just expect everyone to be submissive and this point, and I'm usually correct.
>>28944049
Well as long as you're not a dirty heretic or anything we'll get along just fine. Necromunda is a squad based game set in the hive city of the same name, basically just adapted 2nd edition 40K rules. It's a lot of fun.
Who's your favorite primarch?
>>28944172
Oh, I know what Necromunda is, never actually tried it tho
Also Sanguinius is best Primarch :^)
>>28943519
I also want a gf with a low sex drivebut a qt trap gf/femboy is good too
>>28936010
webm of the night. dear god this is so good.
>>28944379
Pious till the end. A true hero of the Imperium of Man. Also those wings are pretty rad. Too bad about getting BTFO by Horus though.
Ferrus Manus for me. The flesh is weak. I love the art design that usually comes with anything mechanicus or archeotech related in 40K. The gothic skulls just dig it in. Also the tragedy in what happened to Fulgrim is just beautiful. Even fallen to Chaos Fulgrim couldn't kill his brother.
If you want to switch to email or your choice of IM, send something to [email protected] (yes, named after security chief Odo from ST:DS9)
>malebots
What the fuck is this shit.
>>28944648
It's for people who like to make mailing lists, faggot. :^)
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