>tfw no cali bf
>tfw no criminal bf
>>28930764
If you want a cali bf kill yourself unironically
>tfw "tfw no bf" thread comes up on the first page
>>28930764
im right here.
you have to have had less than 4 sexual partners though.
NorCal reporting on.
origami
>>28930908
This place is dead.
>>28930955
You are dead
>>28930764
Have you considered samson for your cali bf?
Mfw I have one
Oregano
>>28932788
Er.. Oregano?
just look up desu
>>28930764
I live in Cali. Are you horribly ugly / male?
Can somebody tell me what "Oregano" means. Google turns up nothing beside the obvious.
and if you're gonna be snarky and make the obvious joke here, dont. dont snarky
>>28933040
Yes
orinoco
>>28933127
it means go fuck yourself, newfag
>>28933158
well nevermind then
>>28933186
Of all people I'd imagine you know what its like to be left out.
Why are you like this?
>>28933186
>thinking op is girl
>calling people newfag
>>28933127
it's to bypass the robot muting you for some time for not posting an 'original' enough post
"""""""'original"""""" you get it?
>>28933331
I get it, thank you Anon.
I've ran into the bot-block a few times.
Now I wonder how long it will take until added oregano is longer original and becomes blocked as well.
Anyway, thanks again.
>>28933406
You're welcome, now feel free to kill yourself
>>28933267
Learn to read, plx. I didn't think anything, I merely asked just in case.
I imagine 4chan pussy would be insane and therefore quality fucking before it all turns to hell
>>28933040
of course they are, no female in this state who isn't seriously deformed and mentally unstable would seek a bf from here
>>28933461
and in this freedom I'll have to turn the offer down.
Maybe some other time. Good night Anon, I'm going to sleep.
You're my first internet friend. I feel like we bonded.
>>28930764
Is this one person who posts this? I'd like to start a regular thing like this too
>>28933736
please don't. People who make these threads are worse than attention whoring tripfags.
>>28933736
>Is this one person who posts this?
yes
>>28934124
Do they ever respond to questions?
>>28930764
Thanks, Doc.
From New York to this!
>>28934273
This is just cebruzpostingrobot im a oc
>>28934615
I don't know what that means homie
>>28934706
google cebruz
