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>tfw your Dad used all the wrapping paper so now I have to go down to the post office and buy some wrapping paper and wrap my parcel in front of everyone and they will be watching and I will be sweating
It's too much for me desu senpai
You lads asking Karl anything tomorrow?
>>28972217
what a fucking sell-out
>>28972242
The jews got to him in the end.
>>28972111
what will happen to my bennies if we leave the eu?
>>28972405
they won't be taken and given to muslims
>>28972449
>this is what brits actually believe
>Watch It Again on youtube
>videos I've never seen
hmm
>hate being NEET
>don''t want to work
Life is hard
>>28972242
Oh yeah, because pretending to be thick was such a noble en devour.
>>28972868
mental how many people fell for this incredibly simplistic ruse. primary school tier humor.
Trainposting here, surprised it isn't blocked.
Coming back from England.
Looked like an MMO with all the different races, shapes and sizes. Paid 30 quid for some hot dogs in London what a scam.
>not even in my mid 20s
>already have grey hairs
Hmmmmm.
Stayed up all night thinking of her. Maybe we should post the waifus?
its nice when the thread is fresh and un corrupted with shit posting.
>>28973036
>mid 20s
>waifus
time to seek help I reckon
>>28973154
No I said I'm not in my mid 20s.
>>28973036
You stayed up all night thinking about a fictional character? Jesus man go and get a job.
>have one shot at life
>not born into a super rich family
fuck sake lads
>>28973303
>have one shot at life
>not born in africa or the middle east
look on the bright side laddo
>>28973303
Life is easier with money but it doesn't solve everything.
Especially when someone else is in control of it and uses it to control you.
Poleaboo is awake now
Had some vivid dreams
Was in prison but spent most my time in the library, couldn't find any good books though
>>28973458
You are going to prison for real soon, faggot. and you deserve it.
>>28973036
I share your pain desu
>>28972242
oh do me a favour
how is he selling out? who's paying him to do this you weaponous cretin
>>28972868
>>28973007
>Ricky and Steve would write Karl as a character and waste him on a fucking XFM show
okay lads
>>28973031
>Looked like an MMO with all the different races, shapes and sizes
>>28973640
After a few shows Ricky and Steve basically told him to ham it up. You notice sometimes he'll say something stupid and then pause, as if to say "this is where you come in".
>>28973668
howling with laughter at your autistic analysis of Karl's speech patterns
>>28973303
you were born white and anglo lad, you've already got a head start
>.303
>>28973696
howling with laughter at the idea that you think he's really that stupid
>>28973744
looks aryan as fuck that lad.
>>28973696
Not that guy, but in the later episodes or seasons, whatever, you could tell he was putting it on a bit
Like maybe at first he was just being himself but he definitely started saying retarded things on purpose just to suit the personality he'd built
>>28973747
he's not really stupid though, he's just straightforward. Talk to any working class northerner and you'll find the same, it's quite normal
>>28973771
nah I really doubt it, I don't think he'd do it just for the show, he didn't even enjoy working on it that much
>>28973458
It was a premonition. Was it a mens prison or a womens prison?
>You haven't been successful at the telephone interview stage.
>We know that this will be disappointing news and would like to thank you for your interest.
why do I bother?
>>28973696
>This autist was so rustled when my girlfriend and I were laughing at him that he thinks the phrase "howling with laughter" is somehow magical and uses it all the time.
>>28973540
Death penalty for creeping out women WHEN?
>>28973821
mens but it was styled like the one out of Orange is the New Black
>>28973848
>Death penalty for creeping out women WHEN?
Maybe we can paperclip it on when sharia gets introduced
>>28973848
I'd support it if you were first in line for a firing squad
>>28973848
I don't think you should be sentenced to death.
I just think maybe around a year in prison would be right for you. 7-8 months for good behaviour. You didn't creep them out just by being yourself, you stalked them and recorded video of them without their permission. You crossed the line mate and now you have to do the time.
>>28973800
He probably didn't like workin on the show BECAUSE of that.
Think about all the shit that we don't see going on as viewers, all the retakes and shit.
"OK Karl that was really good and funny, can we do it again? A jet passed over and interrupted. OK so shop owner you walk through the door again, repeat the conversation that you had"
"Alright lads I'm going to stop you there, the lighting is poor in this shot. Can we go again please? Thanks fellas"
this general is far worse than /int/ /brit/
>>28973800
>nah I really doubt it,
Do you think Derren Brown is some master manipulator as well?
You seem naive enough
Is karl that dude who got a gun pointed at him and it was obviously set up?
>>28973882
You can't introduce a prison wife like Monica into a mens prison then take her away after 8 months, they'd riot! She'd only reoffend anyway so that she could go back to having her girlboi-pussy used and abused
>>28973908
No one wants to stick their dick in poo-in-loo Mingita
>>28973908
Have you seen the cunt's ugly face?
>>28973882
>you stalked them
everyone does a bit of online stalking
>recorded video of them without their permission
She didn't even know until the police told her
>>28973891
then fuck off back there if its so great
>>28973922
>>28973925
Yeah but prison rules is different innit lads
>>28973933
This isn't America. No one gets bummed in our prisons unless they want to
>>28973926
>Everyone does a bit of online stalking
You can't compare what you've done to looking through someone's Instagram.
>She didn't even know until the police told her
It doesn't matter you thick fucking paki! It doesn't matter how she found out!
God, just for trying to justify your sick actions I'd up it to 2 years in prison. A judge would do the same. I hope you try and justify it like that in court, they'll pin you to the fucking wall, you sick little shit.
If you were genuinely sorry then I'd understand you, but you actually think it's OK to do the sick shit you did! You paki piece of shit, you're not fit to shine my fucking shoes.
>>28973889
>>28973897
wind your necks in lads
>>28973950
Thats not true lad, plenty of rape and coerced sex in UK prisons, there have been reports about it not that long ago
>>28973961
>>You can't compare what you've done to looking through someone's Instagram.
In your own words describe my "crime"
I'm struggling to understand your outrage
Don't prisoners often kill rapists?
>>28972111
you had one job, I've revamped the britfeel image and all that shit, you've fucked the flag
>>28974080
You violated someone's privacy by putting a camera in the bathroom to record video of them in private moments without their knowledge.
That's the most egregiously wrong thing you have done.
If you can't understand why that is outrageous then you must be very mentally ill.
>>28974128
the sky's alright mate but you're is well outdated
this is the most recent one
>>28974128
That's not the revamped image. It was redone yesterday and includes Whybird.
>>28974128
Shut up pussy you do a shit job
>>28974151
I don't understand why he put Whybird in it. It's not as if Whybird has ever even been mentioned on Britfeel.
It should have in-jokes that are Britfeel related like it used to. ASDAN certificates etc.
>>28974143
I'd love to do that though
>>28974163
Bert feel is just full of berts telling other berts to shut up.
No jokes here
>>28974166
There's a difference between wanting to do it and actually doing it.
I'd love to have a hidden camera in a high school girl's changing room. I'd wank to it all day. But I know that it would be wrong, so I don't do it.
>>28974185
were you not here last year?
>>28974207
Would it still be wrong if you never got caught and they never knew?
>>28974163
>in-jokes
mate the only in jokes we have these days are poleaboo and other attention seeking faggots.
there is nothing worth putting in the image,
its britfeel , british things, not fucking attention fag feel.
>>28974224
>>28974207
High school girls are underage so yes that's a lot worse then what poleaboo did.
>>28974210
Yes but that was a year ago.
>>28974273
Nobody would ever find out, only you would ever know. The world would be exactly the same as if it had never happened. Basically it's not a crime, but would you still not do it?
>>28974293
I'm not him, I was saying I lost all respect for him when he said he was a pedo.
At least poleaboo did it to someone a legal age.
>>28974224
>>28974293
Yes of course it's still a fucking crime.
Jesus christ Amir, no wonder you are so fucked up if this is how your brain works.
Did no one ever teach you right from wrong? Serious question, didn't your parents teach you right from wrong? Or your teachers?
What the fuck is wrong with you and why are you so fucked up?
>>28973300
I have a job, do you?
>>28974339
It's wrong but it's not the worst thing in the world. He just shouldn't of put it online.
>>28974117
Idk if thats like a pop culture thing or an actual fact, cant be bothered to look into it. but yeah there is a supposed honour code type thing with prisoners where there are some crimes that they consider punishable by death, like rape (especially any sexual crimes involving children). I think the idea is that they view it as "what if that happened to my family, you deserve more punishment". thats how its always portrayed in films and stuff, a machismo culture thing about protecting women and children. But yeah idk if its actually a real phenomenon
>>28974355
Yes mate I do, and I make 40k a year. How much do you make?
Aren't there any hot women at your work?
>>28974117
Only those who rape kids
Those who rape women aren't treated so bad, depends on the individual, various types of guys rape
>>28974386
50k a year.
No
onani wo shimashouka?
>>28974143
>You violated someone's privacy by putting a camera in the bathroom to record video of them in private moments without their knowledge.
Not being charged with that so it doesn't count
Also you know why I did it, I didn't do it just because I'm a pervert
>>28974339
You're not replying to Poleaboo
>>28974394
50k a year doing what?
>>28974339
>Did no one ever teach you right from wrong
He's a muslim, don't be so racist.
So a friend invited me to go out drinking with him on his birthday he's even got me a date who he thinks will like me, he's a chad so he'll help me out if I autismo - problem is I look like shit covered in spots got those black things in my nose and bells palsy so it looks I've had a stroke I plan on showering every day up till the day and washing my face everytime I piss, how do I get rid of bells palsy, spots and black nose things I have one month
>>28974394
Please do not pretend to be me.
>>28974411
I'm a plumber. Got a shared business.
>>28974401
>It doesn't count
Of course it fucking counts you idiot. What planet are you on? You did it! It doesn't matter if you are being charged with it, you still fucking did it.
And you did it because you are a stalker as well as a pervert.
Remember when you had the delusion that your university would pay you compensation?
Instead they fucked you out, forever. You dumb cunt.
>>28974149
>>28974128
Put a sign in one of the windows offering sexual services from Monica
>>28974426
I'm not, I was just answering his question.
>>28974382
That's why sex offenders are often kept in seperate institutions or buildings or whatever.
Not sure how much that happens in this country though, or where Poley will end up for his crimes.
>>28974438
no
I don't want to indulge that little paki's fantasies
>>28974470
reminder that pakipoo is only pretending to be a woman so he gets sent to a women's institute
>Go to petrol garage to fill up and check air pressure
>Drive into the area where the tyre gauge is
>Finished putting air pressure in tyres
>Car pulls up behind me, lady & her son by the looks of it
>Get back into my car to set the new air pressure on my car dash thingy
>Next thing middle age lady knocks on my window telling me to 'Get a move on' & she had to get to work
>her voices breaks half way through her sentence
>Tell her to do one, feel embarrassed for her
>She finally gets back in her car , she looks like she is gonna burst into tears Her soon looks even more embarrsed
>Take a bit more time than longer to move off to just to see if she snaps again
It's good to know we aren't the only generation that suffers from autism
>>28974382
why don't we just make everyone else pedos so that prisoners will kill themselves in despair
>>28974461
Accept. Accept. How do I add her? The button isn't working
>>28974424
Over washing your face can make skin as bad as not washing it, do it morning and evening. Get a comedone extractor for the blackheads and a BHA/AHA treatment thing for the spots (google it, hate to direct you to reddit but they have quite a good guide to this stuff). replace and wash pillow cases as much as possible (every night if you can), same with towels/flannels. Make sure you wash your hair when it gets greasy too or it goes onto your face. Eat and sleep well, drink lots of water and other general healthy shit. Some people say vitamin supplements help, idk how much of a basis for that there is but fish oil extract is a popular suggestion.
Unfortunately requires some effort but in a month you should be able to get it under control a bit. Also buy some foundation/concealer and learn how to apply it, you can do it so that it covers a fair amount but doesnt look like youre wearing makeup. but dont wear it for long periods/too often as it can clog your pores and make skin worse.
>>28974424
apparently bell's palsy goes away by itself, so you should be fine if you have a month.
For me, I just wash my face several times a day, and every time I shower, to get rid of spots.
Don't worry if it completely dries your face out, you'll get less spots that way. Just make sure to moisturise before you go on this date.
Don't really have a solution to the black nose things other than squeezing them out, though apparently exfoliating by putting your head over a bowl of steaming water helps to get them out.
>>28974510
>go to garage
>no mechanics
>>28974474
It wouldnt be, i think he wants to be dominated by women not men, and we all know there are no women here :^)
Had a ton to drink last night and I still didn't feel drunk, not in the slightest, was strange
>>28974489
I've seen a few of those change.org petitions go round recently to make sure that MTFs who have committed a crime go to womens prisons rather than the mens ones theyve been sentences to, maybe we'll see one of those for poleaboo soon
how do i find my prostate? i want to have a proper orgasm and wanking doesnt cut it anymore, how deep do i need to go to find it?
>>28974532
He says he is a paki bitch for white cock.
It's fucking disgusting. I hate him.
>>28974516
>Over washing your face can make skin as bad as not washing it
disagree with this desu. you can easily rectify things like dry skin. spots are pretty much impossible to cover up without a lot of makeup.
>>28974435
>Of course it fucking counts you idiot. What planet are you on? You did it! It doesn't matter if you are being charged with it, you still fucking did it.
She deserved it
>And you did it because you are a stalker as well as a pervert.
Not a pervert, I had no desire to see her naked
>Instead they fucked you out, forever.
Still only suspended
>>28974558
>hate pakis because racist
>hate pakis when they submit
make up your mind
is this poleaboo guy qt
>>28974563
Why the fuck did she deserve it? Because she didn't like you?
No one fucking likes you mate. We don't have to like you. No one has an obligation to like you. Are you so thick that you don't understand that?
>Still only suspended
You're never going back, you idiot. You know why? Because you are loathsome and creepy, you do disgusting creepy things to people, and a university isn't going to force people to be around you.
>>28974563
Why out the camera in the bathroom then you sick fuck!
>>28974610
heh
you tell me
>>28974610
>is this poleaboo guy qt
You tell me
>>28974630
can fucking smell it from here
makes me gag
>>28974149
I feels so much more alive than the last one
>>28974610
you tell me.
pakibl0x
>>28974635
seems pretty qt i guess
>>28974562
In the long run, washing your face more often is worse because your skin adjusts to produce the amount of oil it needs, so more washing eventually = more oil. Then if there are days where you can't be washing your face all the time it will get worse, in theory. Also the brand Salcura does good anti-acne stuff, dont know if they still do it but they used to have a 30 day money back guarantee thing for if it doesnt work
>>28974675
Autismo glasses. When's the fucker getting back then
>>28974628
Your speech patterns have me suspecting that you are in fact one of the Polish girls (the classmate)
Firstly let me just say it is an honour to speak to you, I know that you try to avoid giving me attention and I understand it is a blessing to have you come down to my level
To answer your question though
The only common areas in the flat that were used were the kitchen and the bathroom (neither of us used the living room)
The kitchen didn't have a decent hiding place for the camera and there was too much light coming in from the window
That left the bathroom as the only option
>>28974624
The whole facebook rejection thing
>>28974682
>seems pretty qt i guess
Monica is a goddess
>>28974683
Fair enough. Suppose different people produce different amounts of oil as well.
I wash 3-4 times a day and moisturise whenever I go outside. Works for me as long as I stick to it.
>>28974720
>The whole facebook rejection thing
No one has to add you on facebook! No one is fucking obligated to add you on facebook!
Don't you understand that?!
She did nothing wrong.
what's the longest you've gone without wanking?
after you started of course
>>28974747
the polish girl is a whore and treated poleaboo worse than a dog
she deserves everything she gets, poleaboo was only ever kind to her
#justice4poleaboo
>>28974759
5 and a half days, was on a camping trip with family when I was 14
>>28974759
0
AND I'VE SHARED TENTS WITH FRIENDS
>>28974760
No one is obligated to be facebook friends with some stinking paki.
>got a phone call from an unknown number for the past few days
>decide to look up the number
>it'sthe BBC
>call them back thinking I've got the job
>they're just confirming applicants
I was so happy for just a few moments, lads.
>>28974759
14 days
Was bored and wanted to do something.
>>28974790
You'd at least have an interview, they're not going to phone you up directly and say "Ok you've got the job"
>>28974777
sneaky camp wanks are the best
>>28974759
5 days, visited some friends last year.
when I got home I saw my friend put her nudes on twitter cause she had a bit of an episode.
I came harder than I did for years.
Love black pudding desu.
>>28974790
The BBC? You gonna get BLACKED lad?
>>28974740
Yeah thats the problem with recommendations for skin stuff, always differs a lot between people. Some people find one thing and it works great for them but itll make other worse.
If you have problems with greasy/oily skin, this stuff called african black soap might work for you (i recognise the irony of this after what i just said about recommendations....and about getting blacked). Its really cheap on amazon so might be worth a shot for you anyway. dudu osun is the brand ive used, it hasn't got rid of my spots my it keeps them under control/stops worse breakouts and has reduced the oiliness of my skin without being too drying
could really eat a full English now
>>28974149
Well done, looks good.
>>28974886
I know it looks good. I don't need your approval.
Lads it 19 degrees and im sat here leaking spinal fluid amd its set to grow to 23 degreeson sunday.
Just fuck my pale irish ass up senpai
>>28974902
But /britfeel/ likes to be a warm and welcoming environment that encourages creativity and accepts contributions from anyone to create an environment where all our multicultural friends can thrive
>>28974928
That's not op image guy and we hate pakis
>>28974902
Rasheed
ococo
>>28974953
>what is a joke
>what is originalo commente
>>28974998
Fuck off Amir stick to /brit/
What am I like x
>>28975025
Good lad. Doing your country proud.
>>28975025
Someone who cares about the future.
I haven't posted anything today yet
but I have just opened photoshop back up.
-op image guy
>>28975025
Same here lad, not gonna vote with memes
>>28975025
>>28975059
You're throwing our one chance of a paki-free England down the drain. There won't be a second time, change your fucking vote you runts.
eating chicken toppers with chips
>>28975025
>>28975059
Why would you willingly do this when they've just passed a law restricting free speech?
>>28975025
>>28975059
Good, good!! The more you vote, the stronger I become.
sentient memes
>>>/gif/8659505
>>28975073
Why do you think that voting out of the European Union would get rid of pakis?
>>28975080
Uk already has laws doing that
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communications_Act_2003
>Sending a malicious communication using social media was made a criminal offence.
>It was declared an offence to "persistently make use of a public electronic communications network for the purpose of causing annoyance, inconvenience or needless anxiety"
Loads of people have been arrested using this on Twitter and Facebook, including the Scottish man complaining about refugees
>>28975025
Thanks, goy!
>>28975073
The pakis will still be here you mong
If anything leaving the eu just means less poles and Romanians not less pakis
Pic related is from an official leave campaign leaflet
>>28974630
Thats not poleaboo
average age of a first time buyer is 38
>>28975170
Why is our nation so shit, lads?
Did nigii post again after going out?
I need to ask him something.
>>28975199
Shit weather. Expensive housing. Overcrowded. Ridiculous internet laws.
>>28975025
Decided to follow your lead lad haha
>>28975242
Pakis cause the bad weather. The UK had amazing weather before Pakis came here.
>>28974149
Dopakis really sell alcohol in their shops? I thought it was le haram although I have my suspicions that just like caholicsni ireland the towel jeads love a sneaky bit of alcohol,
>>28975269
This is true, PAKIS OUT
We picked 8 British men at random to answer our survey
>>28975289
>his is true, PAKIS OUT
>>28975025
>>28975059
>>28975254
Reeeeee cucks ROOOOOO ahh
>>28975310
kek'd hard
28975310oc
>>28975328
Kek they're just images taken from imgur/reddit.
>>28975299
>>28975317
>>28975328
>I can only communicate in memes
>>28974149
look how fucked the eu flag is tho
>>28975347
Proof lad? I want to be leaf
>>28975377
filenames you FUCKING idiot
>>28975382
>He knows what Reddit filenames look like
You have to go back
>>28975370
It's fine stop being so autistic about it or fix it yourself
>>28975170
>Say "I disagree with you" on Twitter
>Go to jail and get bummed by Bubba
I fucking hate this country
>>28974874
cheers, might look at that. a lot of the stuff specifically marketed as "face wash" is really harsh on the skin.
>>28975170
Poleaboo causes everyone annoynance, how do we get him put in jail forever?
OFFICIAL /britfeel/ BREXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10368449
http://www.strawpoll.me/10368449
http://www.strawpoll.me/10368449
OFFICIAL /britfeel/ BREXIT POLL
>>28975170
Yes, but the difference is that we can affect UK policy as we actually vote for the government.
The EU commission does what it wants and is never held accountable for any of it.
>>28975269
There were comments on a daily mail article recently blaming immigrants for flooding.
I liked that religious guy a few years ago who blamed the flooding on the somerset levels on gay people, like of all the places for god to smite because of the gays, he picked the somerset levels?
test..
added movie poster, maybe I can add the pass + url to it.
(which I don't know cos I forgot)
blanked the windows again except
Kilroy which was asked for
pugwash which was asked for
and Y bird cos fuck you
open to more suggestions for windows,
and I want to change the face in the sun.
You guys complain about pakis but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4SfGNX9_zU
>>28975471
every pol ive seen everywhere buts brexit first.
but I saw the same shit last year with vote ukip, so u cant believe anything.
>>28975472
this, very much this
>>28975492
Add a teletubby and I think we'll be all good.
>>28975492
I feel like sadiq khan needs to be in there somewhere to keep it relevant/political.
Queens face/royal baby as the sun
>>28975492
Needs something to do with all the black people in england, like a bunch of em making a grime music video. Dont think theres enough room though
>>28975504
absolute banger desu lad
>>28975530
>sadiq khan
Who want's Pakis in the OP image.
>>28975539
Or Niggers.
>>28975492
Add that frog eyed Muslim lad from the documentary in one of the windows and the machete bloke that killed Lee Rigby on the street
Maybe a sharia law zone poster somewhere
>>28975471
Jeez the vote isn't for another month calm down.
>>28975576
>sharia law zone poster somewhere
>doesn't pay attention
>>28975492
chav rave/house party in the windows
>>28975557
>>sadiq khan
>Who want's Pakis in th OP image.
>>>28975539
>Or Niggers.
>>28975583
Don't know how I forgot about that lad sorry, brain is fried today
>>28975530
If dubs, you will face 100 lashes in Trafalgar square
>>28975617
Sorry but this is a paki free zone, you need to leave immediately.
>>28975581
it's in like three weeks
>>28975492
Move Poleaboo to a window to mimic how he crossdresses in his bedroom
>>28975642
it's on the 22nd, right at the end of the moneth
>>28975606
cant we have some positive british things for a change?
>>28975629
thanks
Pakistan: Woman who rejected marriage offer burnt to death
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-36425946
>>28975641
>this is a paki free zone, you need to leave immediately.
>>28975576
No then its not comfy anymore
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/sofyen-belamouadden-murder-the-victims-mother-and-one-of-the-boys-involved-reveal-a-different-side-10197147.html
Lads i still dont understand why this kid was killed? He must of been terrified
>>28975658
Read an article the other day about a mob of people who burnt/stoned a woman to death for destroying a coran (not all muslims amirite). They're a completely backwards people and wen eed to stay the fuck away from them which is why we need to stay in the EU.
>>28975660
Go to sleep Ahkmed before a drone comes and wipes out your whole family
It is illegal to import Polish potatoes or potatoes suspected of being Polish into England.
I tidied my room, I feel slightly less miserable
Still pretty depressing though
>>28975678
>ead an article the other day about a mob of people who burnt/stoned a woman to death for destroying a coran (not all muslims amirite). They're a completely backwards people and wen eed to stay the fuck away from them which is why we need to stay in the EU.
>>28975658
Religion of peace strikes again.
I'm surprised stuff like that isn't more common over here.
>>28975576
>frog eyed Muslim lad
>>28975669
>muslim
>black
it's just their culture
>>28975492
It needs that man with a phone who has a globe for his head on the corner shop. You know the one.
>>28975704
>Religion of peace strikes again.
>
>I'm surprised stuff like that isn't more common over her
>>28975717
But what middle class adults stab a kid to death for pretty much no reason, the world is scary.
>>28975678
>staying in a union that'll give hundreds of thousands of pakis they've let in free passports to come here as they please is somehow getting away from pakis
they want turkey in too you know
>>28975717
>>muslim
>>black
>it's just their cultur
>>28974527
>apparently bell's palsy goes away by itself,
had it for 5 years now
>>28974516
thanks
>>28975741
He was buying drugs, read the article.
>>28975492
yeah where the fuck is Karl Pilkington
>>28975657
>positive british things
????? like what?
>>28975629
just a test to see if that's readable at that size and compression.
>>28975704
Thousands of children being raped by Muslims and the police hiding it, Muslims beheading people in the streets, thousands of acid attacks by Muslims, dozens of honour killings by Muslims - all in the UK. It's pretty common.
>>28975744
Turkey will never get in, they are decades away. If we don't veto it, Poland or one of the other eastern states will.
>>28975769
Just about readable.
>>28975769
that's really nice, well done
Had a dream last night where Lena Headey was my mother and we had a sexual relationship.
She would only want to fuck if there was a chance of getting caught. At one point my friend went to use the toilet upstairs and she started wanking me off in the living room.
Woke up fully erect, I had to wank immediately.
>>28975746
Oh. You're probably fucked then laddo.
You would know more about it than anyone on here regardless.
How does this image make you feel lads?
>>28975780
>Turkey will never get in, they are decades away. If we don't veto it, Poland or one of the other eastern states wil
>>28975791
Why do you have so many fedora pictures?
Also proof read next time.
>>28975781
zoomed in its clear enough for them to be able to ead and type in the url I think.
>>28975766
hum... maybe its because im old enough to remember general positive funny british things full of britishness.
>>28975780
>Turkey will never get in, they are decades away. If we don't veto it, Poland or one of the other eastern states wi
>>28975808
it makes me feel nothing
>>28975752
I suppose I can stick him in the drain, he does seem to get mentioned quite a lot here.
Who is behind the Paki defense force?
>>28975837
Monty Python?
Blackadder?
Faulty Towers?
>>28975856
>ho is behind the Paki defense force?
>>28975856
What's an American doing in /brtifeel/?
Fuck off
>>28975848
Thanks op image guy use the cartoon version of him it's funnier
Anyone seeing this absolute madman in countdown? Gets five continents out then four vowels everytime?!
Mental
>>28975750
Yeah so do most people, i read it all and still cant find a valid reason why 20 off em would kill him in public
Most off u r noces right?
>>28975920
>eah so do most people, i read it all and still cant find a valid reason why 20 off em would kill him in public
>>28975669
I don't understand why that article is trying to portray the event as something completely crazy and unexpected. It was a pack of niggers that stabbed and beat someone to death. This is something that happens dozens if not hundreds of times a day. It was in the daytime which is odd but again they're niggers so they're not supposed to be intelligent or to think about things logically. That would be far more newsworthy than what actually happened.
>>28975920
Chances are he didn't clear his debt or was a seller that didn't shift his gear. Unmotivated killings never happen, and random killings almost never happen.
>>28975945
>Sunday Sport
it's hilarious
>>28975945
>this was the best nonce killing we have seen in Manaus in many years
kek
>>28975947
?
>>28975952
Doesnt happen in England that often
>>28975955
Yeah probably, youd think they would just try and scare him though, according to one of the people involved it was because of an argument on facebook
>>28975978
my personal favourite
>>28975952
>don't understand why that article is trying to portray the event as something completely crazy and unexpected. It was a pack of niggers that stabbed and beat someone to death. This is something that happens dozens if not hundreds of times a day. It was in the daytime which is odd but again they're niggers so they're not supposed to be intelligent or to think about things logically. That would be far more newsworthy than what actually happened.
>>28975899
you have a link to this? I don't watch these things.
>>28975720
I don't actually, could you link an image?
-having my lunch break-
>>28975945
A stairwell nonce-bashing is much more entertaining.
>>28976010
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_in_London#Gun_and_knife_crime
London is one of the worst cities in Europe for it, and it's virtually always pakis or niggers that are doing it.
>>28976036
search google for "karl pilkington ricky gervais show" loads there mate
>>28975808
It makes me think how little I care about normies, especially strangers.
>>28975856
Pakipoo of course
>>28974998
fuck off you spamming paki cunt
guys im drubk dare me to piss on the dog[
>>28975025
A fucking traitor.
>>28976113
No. That seems like a really bad idea.
>>28976113
yes, film it anon
>>28975808
Robots care not for normal interactions...
>>28976113
Don't do that you horrible cunt, that dog probably loves you unconditionally.
I dare you to drink whatever is under the sink.
>>28976036
Found it, they cut it off just below his elbow.
Couldnt stay away, last night I did some really stupid attention seeking shit
>>28976166
That's not Karl Pilkington you fucking dick
>>28976113
No, make the dog piss on you.
>>28976190
He responded to two posts, lad.
pissed n him and he keeos coughing and shaking lmfao
>>28976200
Don't be a cock all your life, take a day off
>>28976188
I thought you gave your trip away
>>28976234
a few other people know it but I dont think anyone gives enough of a shit to pretend to be me
>>28976388
>>28976388
Found your new instagram
>moving 5 miles to new home
>just a suitcase, a handcarry(laptop bag), a small sports bag, a box and a 32 inch television (can easily fit in the back row of a taxi + me)
>moving service
>SIXTY FIVE FUCKING QUID for a 20ish minute drive
Can I just call a fucking cab? to go there normally is like 15quid tops.
I'm worried they might not like me bringing a bunch of stuff, though it will definitely fit even in the regular ones, and the fucker isn't going to be lifting a finger anyway.
should I just call a taxi service? they seem to have REALLY bad scores on the website though.
>>28976433
you could have probably hired a man in a van for 15 quid
>>28976433
Nah taxi drivers are usually right cunts
>>28976428
Ok, please dont post it here
>>28976442
dude one man and van IS sixty five fucking quid.
the other 5 companies are all fully booked.
I mean, at this point i'd rather just pay ranjeet double price(30quid) to just fucking show up on time, doesn't even have to do shit.
in retrospect saturday was a bad time, but what the fuck can i do
>>28976469
get a taxi, sometimes they have minivans and can get all your shit in there.
>>28976433
Ive moved more stuff than that in a taxi, just ring them and ask when you book it to make sure so that they dont turn up and say no
21g of fat in a bounty wtf
>>28976469
ask for a taxi that takes wheelchairs, you can get all your shit in one of them
>>28976496
Coconut oil?
Why the hell wasn't this comment original, how many people question about fucking coconut oil.
>>28976496
bounty fat is good fat tho
>>28976522
What about coconut oil?
>Less than 3 months left to indite Poleaboo
>Never met with solicitor or discussed case
>Apparently they have something urgent to discuss with me regarding new evidence
>This was over 2 weeks ago but haven't contacted me regarding it
>>28976603
it's probably what the 21g of fat in the bounty is.
I think its time the annoying paki pakipoo is took off of op image
karl done, sun done,
telephone guy nowhere to fit him really, don't want to remove mr paki, so just sat him on the roof for now.
is brexit going to happen lads?
>>28976721
>implying government will let it.
>>28976706
WHERE'S JAMIE VARDY LAD?
>>28976764
That was over 10,000 years ago. time to move on.
>>28976706
Can we replace the think bubble with something?
>>28976796
you mean the contents of the thought bubble, or the bubble itself?
we would need to come to a consensus.
>>28976809
Ether is fine, could replace it with something thats popular atm.
This wind is comfy but it makes my internet disconnect every five minutes
>>28976809
I propose we but a very British waifu in that bubble
>>28976840
well the bubble itself has been an integral part of britfeel since forever, cant be bothered changing that.
I will leave everybody to discuss it.
think im done for today. time to chill.
>>28976891
thank you for your service OP image guy
I've tried my hand at making them in the past but you always pull it out the bag x
>>28976891
done a good job op image guy
>>28976776
He is a Premier League champion boyo. The Euros haven't even fucking started yet.
>>28976706
>the freddos on the shelf
>5 quid
it's the subtle things that make this image
>>28976870
Why does she have a poster of herself on the wall?
>>28976992
>shariah controlled zone
spot on
>>28976992
yea I enjoy doing things like that, Id rather have a dozen little changes that nobody notices than big ones.
>>28976925
okay faggot I put him back, don't think ill be able to do anything tomorrow anyway.
tfw had a dream where my school went to some swimming pool and all of the guys in my class went to the changerooms and got completely naked
I haven't even seen most of these people in years and my brain started thinking about their dicks
What should replace the girl in the bubble with lads?
Yous?
Clothes?
Memes?
Grime?
>>28977040
You seem like a right cunt desu
LADS WHAT WORDS ARE FILTERED?
I ONLY KNOW
T B H
L A D
>>28977100
S M H becomes baka
I think C U C K in capitals still censors to KEK but we're able to use cuck in lowercase
>>28977100
DESU LAD I DONT REALLY KNOW
DESU SENPAI
MATE
>>28977100
Lad isn't filtered
>>28977065
>the girl in the bubble
her name is Hannah
put JUST chris in the manhole I reckon
>>28977065
Fab ice lolly
>>28977100
F A M = senpai
>>28977083
fuck off, OP image guy is absolutely sound
Can one of you python boffins tell me what "syntax error" is in the 'if' line of this? Doing my nut.
playerA=[1,2,3]
playerB=[1,2,3]
playerAdraw=random.choice(playerA)
playerBdraw=random.choice(playerB)
playerA.remove(playerAdraw)
playerB.remove(playerBdraw)
if playerAdraw=playerBdraw:
print("DRAW")
>>28977133
This, and turn his frown into a smile
>>28977150
Whys he calling people faggot then
KEK KEK
>>28977168
the operator for equality check is ==, not =
>>28977168
>:
should be ;
having me colonoscopy tomorrow lads
about to take a super strong laxative
>>28977202
What a stupid language. The computer KNOWS what I want to do.
>>28977203
What's the difference?
>>28977188
who cares? dry your eyes mate
you honestly throw your toys out the pram when someone calls you a faggot? grow up
>>28977168
using == rather than = for the if
>>28977188
I call everyone faggot, its a term of endearment.
if i didn't like you i would do shit.
>>28977241
*wouldn't...
gonna get fucking muted..
>>28977226
He didnt call me it and I just dont like him
Hes mediocre at photshop n expects to be treated like a king
>>28977340
you're talking out your arse. lets see you do better then
> op image guy is sound
>>28977224
= is used to assign a value
eg. playerA=[1,2,3] - you are telling the computer that playerA is equal to [1,2,3[
== is a comparative operator - it returns a true or a false based on whether whatever's on the left equals whatever's on the right
>>28977377
I did do better but everyone refused to use it, no one even said well done or thanks
>>28977399
oh you did that shit one in january , now i know why your butthurt
>>28977340
okay then bigman, off you trot and make a better one
bet your'e the cunt that whinges about the flag
you've got to realise no one is autistic as you
he never claimed to be amazing at photoshop, he just took it upon himself to make it, unlike you, you lazy cunt
>tell people I have a degree
>it's a 2.2 in Philosophy from bath spa
>all these whiteknights defending the faggot that makes the gay OP image for these shit threads
Top cake
>>28977457
>>28977446
Every single one where onsie man is facing the other way was made by me, its my thing
>>28977537
haven't saved a single one of those
interesting
>>28977616
You probably havent been here long enough to see one holiday fag
>>28977537
>>28977616
Me neither, care to post?
Only night time versions from last year had him facing the other way. And you didn't make those.
Unless they were pre 2015.
>>28977616
>>28977640
Also made this one
>>28977483
H-hey, a degree is a degree, r-right?
>>28977663
Now you're just bullshitting.
I put them in the 2015 master folder. including the psds.
>>28977663
Here's one of yours I believe.
>>28977759
these ones were shit
>>28977640
been here since the start chum
>>28977759
Yep, and this one.
I havent made any in a while
>>28977716
Am i fuck, it took me ages.
>>28977789
>since the start
when was that laddo?
I made this one. I thought it was alright.
>>28977811
>>28977789
Yeah when was that? Was you born here?
You make on better than mine then?
>>28977811
2010 at least, back when it was /britNEET/
>>28977818
that is true, you did make that one, you put the girl in the bubble i believe.
>>28977809
fair enough cant argue with who made the pre-may 2015 ones.
but youre still bullshitting about the special occasion ones.
>>28977835
I made loads back in 2011, bet you hopped on my dick back then same way you are hoping on 2016 anons dick
>>28977861
I made the guy Fawkes one, no other ones.
>>28977873
>>28977873
guess we'll never know eh, all you've done is thrown your toys out the pram and made yourself look a right twat bitching about the current bloke being a cunt whilst acting a cunt yourself
I made a creamy mess on your dad's face.
>>28977907
I wasnt the guy bitching all I put was that >>28977083
People don't realise how long i've been here.
I added the first ever feels street sign back in the day
>>28977040
Who ever made this image is a genius with PS well done
>>28977938
yeah, you're bitching because he called someone a faggot
>>28977972
You're just another one of Poleaboo's gimmicks.
>>28977976
HE DIDNT CALL ME A FAGGOT
HOW MANY TIMES CAN I FUCKING SAY THAT YOU STUPID CUNT?
HOW ABOUT you come meet me and say ths shit to my face?
>>28977818
>>28977861
everybody else who made an addition last year, I put their image in the 2015 master folder. sorry i couldn't credit your name tho.
>>28977890
you didn't make a single element of that image. infact heres the penny for the guy i WAS going to include but didn't have space for. I didn't even include this in the 2015 folder.
your move.
>>28977131
alri ulst
>>28978000
Except i'm not, Everyone who has spoken to me knows that.
>>28978013
Except i made it, you added a few extra things to it
>>28978037
>>28978065
go away poleaboo
>>28978120
Want proof im not poleaboo?
>>28978007
read my comment you jumped up little cunt
>he called someone a faggot
mong
>>28978017
not ulster Tbh but I haven't seen him for ages, miss his voice
>>28978186
I was joking, im not even british, nor have I ever made a britfeel image.
it was just a prank bro
>>28978000
how can I get into the hall of fame?
shit thread full of shit people
>thinks a youtube screencap is proof
go away poleaboo
>>28978000
What a stupid fucking thing to make
>>28978000
>the 'fight' guy at the bottom
don't post here much but that twat has literally stole my gimmick from /brit/ and i swear to fucking god once i get my hands on him, the cunt has had it
>>28978266
You didnt ask for fucking proof, leave me alone. Last time you did this shout I broke my phone
As if you put that fucking cunt who wanted to fight me in the hall of fame. The cunt didn't turn up to the fight. I fucking did.
>>28978000
Is tilde underaged? Thought he was at uni so is 18 or up surely?
>>28978351
Nigii is underaged
>>28978276
The image was created by the /britfeel/ council to ease new posters into our culture and introduce them to some of the people mentioned frequently in the thread.
>>28978250
There are no strict criteria other than an agreement between council members that they are of cultural significance.
We hope that this image will also encourage other unique personalities to come out and for a more diverse /britfeel/ in future. It will be periodically updated.
>>28978387
Why isnt nigii in there?
>>28978402
he contributes nothing of value to the thread
what is this place like
>>28978402
A tripfag who has only existed since mid-May, it would be a waste of time to include all these pop-up personalities.
>>28978417
These words hurt
I'm the only tripfag who is truly a robot
>>28978436
Fucking shit, dont return
>>28973036
Back from the JC. The building itself felt depressing and signing on made me feel really guilty for some reason. NEET life is not as fun as I thought it was going to be, actually quite motivated to get a job~
>>28978351
I'm 19 famalam~
>>28978376
I don't care. I'm questioning the reliability of that tripfag list, nobody cares about nigii
>>28978444
Ive been here ages, only started tripfagging to annoy though. Before that I use to just post my new jacket.
But I shouldnt be there anyway
>>28978468
righto, cheers
>>28978493
>I don't care. I'm questioning the reliability of that tripfag list, nobody cares about nigii
Please, get to know me first, and im 64.
>>28978486
Yeah, JC is pretty depressing. some weird people about in there usually too. How are you other than that lad?
>>28978486
Tilde what do you think about nigii?
>>28978486
you should be capable
find a fucking job you layabout
>>28978486
I thought you were in uni
>>28978570
She dropped out early
>>28978493
GYM LEADER BROLY
We found his facebook profile, he roleplays there and was 17 when it was found. He has since removed that page but you can still see the discussion on the archive.
https://desustorage.org/_/search/text/%22gym%20leader%20broly%22/
https://desustorage.org/_/search/text/%22kougyokubro%22/
No matter what year it is he will always be underaged.
>>28973036
>tfw all my hair will be gone before it even has a chance to turn grey
>>28978486
You still taking girlpills? Are you trying to become a girl or just a femboy?
>>28978585
just when I thought the little cunt couldn't get any more pathetic
>>28978591
People are cunts
Can we post the waifus?
>>28978524
I am doing alright, feeling a bit better now that I am home. thank you for asking anon. How are you?
>>28978539
I don't really know much about Nigii desu he seems alright desu~
>>28978549
I am trying senpai, I really don't want to be on bennies for a long time~
>>28978570
Dropped out last week~
>>28978609
Going to order some more once my bennies come in, I am only really trying to become a femboy but I like the idea of being able to pass~
>>28978636
Tilde is a beautiful person
>>28978668
fuck off
>>28978652
christ alive, bet your parents are so disappointed in what they've raised
>>28978486
I was fucking suicidal when I was on jsa
The building is so fucking depressing. And the advisors have no clue, my lot were just there because they'd had a job position opened up for them by the Centre, they didn't really help or motivate at all. Just sat down, ticked boxes and said see you next week
>>28978652
Will you tell us what your course was now that youve dropped out?
>>28978695
You fuck off.
ocee
>>28978700
Nigii is currently doing hair and beauty
>>28978698
At one point there was a total qt working at my JC, but she either didnt have many hours or didnt work there long because i rarely saw her then she disappeared. She was the first person i saw there so i thought i would be able to see her each time or something, but sadly didnt happen like that. it is depressing, dunno how people do it for so long
evens I order pizza
odds beans on toast
gonna go throw myself up maybe it will stop the pain in my stomach
I've just watched the first ten minutes of Eggheads. Didn't get one single question right, so I had a wank into a sock instead.
>>28978486
>parents tell me not to go on benefits because it would make me depressed
>lol 2 late
>get my first prescription for antidepressants
>Chemist: "Are you on any benefits?"
>Me: "No..."
>Chemist: "That'll be your last tenner than, knobhead"
I should have figured after 21 years that everything my parents say is wrong and they are complete dickheads, but I'm a trusting fellow.
Why does no one post???
Why is my life so fucking boring
fuck it.
might go throw myself off a bridge
>Jannys ban request is denied
>Janny resubmits the ban request citing a different reason
>Janny re-resubmits the ban request citing a different reason
>Janny submits a new ban request every 15 minutes for 3 hours
kek
the new /brit/ janny is really dedicated to his "job"
too bad he doesn't actually have any power to actually enforce his beloved rules
>>28978000
did louis ever come back after the original thread where he posted the vocaroo?
>>28979042
Aww, don't!
Is your name pronounced with a repeating "i" sound or a long "i" sound?
How do I use tinder
I'm not really that unattractive I guess and I've got quite a lot of matches.
I have no idea to talk to girls though because I'm a 21 virgin autist
>>28979146
No, he only posted the vocaroo. His dad did say that he was cutting off his internet though so maybe it was a final cry for help.
>>28979042
Do a flip faggot
oc
>>28979214
Ni jee
Mispelling of nigel
>just me and the fit lass rota'd on all week
>we seem to get along better every day
>wears leggings which when she bends over you can see her underwear through
>asks me to massage her back saying she's aching from gym
>mild fantasies of cucking her chad bf as I play her squat booty like bongos with my face and then wage war on her shitter like the beaches of Normandy over the food prep table
I can dream, but I'm probably the one getting played here. The best part about today was an attractive female asked me to touch her. The pro's of being the only guy at work, women are forced to co-operate and work with you.
can feel the laxatives starting to work
>>28978500
What was the jacket lad? Bet it's shit.
>>28978000
All the fucking tripcunts can go do one.
Litterally normie attention seekers
I'm going to install i3, lads.
Hopefully I don't OD on autism.
>>28980078
awesomewm or get in the sea lad
Literally all I do is lay in bed all day and night watching TV and browsing the net on my tablet, I occasionally get up and go downstairs a few times a day and I might have a shower
I am a shell of a human, it wasn't always like this
>>28980173
I just go to work and then come home. I have done nothing else for over a year
>>28979327
always thought it was "nigee-eye" like a roman pronunciation or something
>>28980173
Sounds like you attained what monks spend their entire lives seeking.
>>28980347
Coming up to three years of it. Hope you're doing some form of substance abuse, it's compulsory at this level.
>>28980461
I drink quite a lot but its just making me fat
>>28980511
benzodiazapenes and weed here. Tried the drinking thing, found the same result.
>>28980607
I have no way of procuring anything else and I'm too paranoid about doing it online
If we stay in Europe, will the foreign birds on Babestation be any dirtier? Need something to decide my vote
>>28980665
Not him but same. I would quite like to take drugs, as my life is endless misery - but I don't have any friends, so don't know where to get them from.
>>28980744
>>28980665
Been using darknet markets for 3 years, zero problems. As long as you read up on how to be safe, it's quite simple.
Watching BBC, and they just asked a guy if he found his partner attractive
>"Since she put the weight on, I don't find her sexually attractive"
lel
Poleaboo now realises it's June
TEABAG FIRST
THEN WATER
THEN SUGAR
STIR
THEN MILK
THEN COLD WATER FROM THE TAP
STIR
>>28981227
Milk then sugar
>cold water from tap
TRIGGERED
How are you supposed to order food at a restaurant or diner? Do you just go up to the checkout and order there or do you sit down and wait for a waiter/waitress to come and ask? Do you pay up front or call for a bill? How does this vary between types of resaurants or diners or greasy spoons? How does it work at places like Starbucks or Costa?
>>28981227
>not steeping the teabag in the milk first
Everyone knows you add hot water to the milk you pleb
>>28981227
> THEN COLD WATER FROM THE TAP
You absolute fucking mentalist.
>>28981257
It can vary, but usually you'll be seated, asked for your drinks order and then left to decide your food order. You'll ask for a bill at the end of your meal.
I think it's different at Pizza Hut though.
>>28981227
>COLD WATER FROM THE TAP
I was agreeing until this you twat
>finally get a gf
>tells me she likes being choked whilst getting fucked
>says she was sexually assaulted some time in her past
How in the fuck am I supposed to react to this? I've never had a gf before and I've only had sex once in the past. I'm trying but it's giving me complicated feelings.
stayed in all day yesterday so decided to go on a bit of a longer walk today
i know 1-3 mile walks are fuck all but it's better then nothing
>>28981257
restaurants will usually seat you and take your order, you ask for the bill when the server comes over or when you can catch their attention for it.
some places (like that Lounge chain, dunno what it counts as though) you seat yourself and will have a table number then you go up to the bar to order and tell them your table number, you pay upfront.
Diners usually the same as restaurants i think
In cafes you usually go straight to the till to order, some will tell you to take a seat and bring it to you, but most of the time you wait and they give it to you at the till then you seat yourself.
>>28981481
you need to step up to her level or dump her
is /britfeel/ right or left wing?
>>28981481
Literally damaged goods
>>28981481
Did she just tell you and you came straight on britfeel to ask? If so that's not the correct reaction.
Depends if you want to continue the relationship or not i guess, maybe asking something like "Is there anything you are uncomfortable with/dont want me doing?" would be considerate
>>28981660
Economically left. Socially right
>>28981660
Very left wing, we welcome immigrants and almost all of us voted green senpai
>>28981481
Either you have freaky sex with her or you don't. Just because something bad happened to her in her past, it doesn't mean she's some kind of Rambo-esque ticking time bomb.
>>28981660
Skub wing.
>>28981700
am you meming me
>>28981686
Nah she told me at the weekend. I don't really have any friends I can talk to about it. I'll try asking that next time.
>>28981710
I don't mind the freaky stuff I'm just worried that I'll forget and make a rape joke.
>>28981716
Of course not senpai, just look at how multicultural our OP image is - we've got japanese girls, polish, pakis.
Representation is important desu
>>28981574
Do you tuck the pedometer in your shoe or what? How does it measure?
>>28981734
>I don't mind the freaky stuff I'm just worried that I'll forget and make a rape joke.
Well then don't make a rape joke. If you can't manage that then you probably shouldn't have a relationship outside of a patient/carer one.
>>28981808
Yeah you're probably right. I've already made her cry twice for other reasons. I'm surprised she's still with me desu
>>28981894
She got off to being raped and now seeks to reenact it, she probably loves being bullied
When I realised that the date today was 1.6.16 I could not stop laughing. Brilliant.
>>28981734
>Nah she told me at the weekend. I don't really have any friends I can talk to about it. I'll try asking that next time.speaking as someone who was sexually abused for years as a child
I think it is just best to ask, like anyone reasonable will know that it is a hard thing to react to so will probably not be upset by you being unsure how to react. just like a 'please let me know if there is anything'. do you know if she has lasting effects from it like panic attacks or anything, because its helpful to know how they want you to react to that, like some people want a hug others dont want to be touched.
>I don't mind the freaky stuff I'm just worried that I'll forget and make a rape joke.
Yeah c'mon you should be able to just like not make a rape joke, also they are generally not funny unless youre 14. However that shit doesnt upset me personally, i think that 'charlie got molested' episode of Its Always Sunny is preddy great.
>>28981924
Eh it's 01.06.16
>>28974759
9 days when I did nofap. Now I know that Nofap is pseudoscientific nonsense and I pity the poor saps who claim to have gone 100+ days etc. Especially as there is evidence that abstinence leads to prostate cancer and not exercising your genitals makes them contract. Poor deluded morons.
>>28981574
>pedometer
fucking paedo cunt
>>28981894
How?
More to the point, how am I socially worse off than people like you?
Did you know that if someone is waiting at a Zebra crossing, you're not obligated to stop and let them past?
The More You Know
>>28981961
paki move that
>>28981574
Sorry to tell you but those aren't very accurate
>>28981961
Yeah it's in the highway code. Anyone that can drive will know that.
You're also not allowed to move off until they're completely off the crossing, even if your half is clear.
Another interesting tidbit is that pedestrians are supposed to walk on the left hand side of the road.
>>28981947
Thanks. I'll try some of that stuff out. When she told me, I was pretty taken aback, I just remained silent and held her for a while. She has told me she doesn't like sex from behind because of it which I've been extremely careful about.
>>28981956
She's a vegetarian feminist so it had stuff to do with my own sociopolitical stances. She's come to terms with that now and we can joke about that stuff.
>>28982006
>Anyone that can drive will know that.
You'd be surprised. Argued with many a driver who refuses to believe I'm right.
>>28981770
iphone
>>28981953
delete this
>>28981998
oh really
how do you know?
>>28982105
I just walk straight out mate, forcing them to stop. Then I stare them down as I cross.
>>28982132
Might be a bit risky. Could get run over. It would be entirely the drivers fault, but still, not worth breaking a leg over.
>>28982132
I do this all the time. I figure I'll either die or survive and get a huge pay out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzdMOa9hEc
lads
>>28975492
>Why-Bird
FUCKING TRIGGGGGGGGGGGRREREDDDDDDDD
>>28981660
couple of disgusting /pol/ memesters pass through with their Nazi memes.
Honestly think the vast majority on here don't really care about politics and just hate their lives.
>>28982494
>ytmnd memes
>dubs
>dawn of just
Oh man amazing. The first one was hilarious.
>>28981952
hilarious how many of these "enlightened atheists" on reddit are buying into this weird new age bullshit.
>>28982006
>Another interesting tidbit is that pedestrians are supposed to walk on the left hand side of the road.
Pretty sure you are wrong there. I was taught that the are supposed to walk towards oncoming traffic - so that they can see it approaching and get out of the way in time.
>>28981952
>Convince redditors nofap is good for them
>They all get prostate cancer
All in a days work
>>28982094
lad how did you obtain a qt gf?
you sound like a standard robot, did you just get lucky?
>>28982638
That is the reason, and it's the left hand side of the pavement.
Poleaboo is watching shitty TGWTG films with a few anons in an sync
Feels good
This is how he would spend his nights before he was arrested
>>28975492
Where are the waifus? Sort it out m8
>>28982746
Everyone on TGWTG is a sexist, as a woman you should abstain immediatly
>>28982094
>She's a vegetarian feminist
Ahahahahahaa
you galactic KEK
>>28982686
Oh right, thought you meant if they were walking in the road.
>>28982746
>TGWTG
kill yourself tbperfectlyh
>>28977652
>Only night time versions from last year had him facing the other way. And you didn't make those.
>Unless they were pre 2015.
He didn't I did during my neet phase, I also did the plane crash one
>>28981227
>sugar
>milk
Kill yourself my man.
>going about 90 mph
>rabbit dicking about in the middle of the road
>if I swerve I'm gunna die
>rip bunnie
>>28983062
My dad failed his driving test because a dog ran out in front of his car and he kept straight on going instead of swerving or emergency stopping.
>going about 90 mph
>rip bunnie
You murdered that rabbit
>>28983084
>My dad failed his driving test because a dog ran out in front of his car and he kept straight on going instead of swerving or emergency stopping.
lmao why didn't he stop? does he hate dogs or something
>>28983084
I'd have died if I swerved
Was going much too fast
>>28983135
>Was going much too fast
Then maybe you deserved to die.
>>28983121
>lmao why didn't he stop?
Heavy traffic, thought it'd cause an accident because the dog ran right out in fron of him
>>28983084
I knew a girl at school who hit a pedestrian and still passed
>>28983018
>I also did the plane crash one
i actually specified that place crash version wasn't made by me in the 2015 master folder.
original night time version wasn't me, i didn't take credit for that either, but i did do just about every one after that.
I didn't try take credit for anything i didn't do.
>>28983084
He did the right thing according to the highway code.
youre not meant to brake abruptly or swerve for anything.
>>28983062
Nowhere is it legal to do 90mph on a public road.
You should have died and let the bunny live.
>>28983084
Dogs are one of seven animals which you must report hitting. https://www.gov.uk/report-dead-animal
>>28983197
she definitely sucked the driving test man off then
>>28982660
Met her in a club, she swore at me so I swore back. Then my normie mates got her back to my house. She's pretty average looking like me. I wouldn't say she's that qt, maybe a chubby qt
>>28983247
Why dogs All the rest are livestock so I get that, but dogs on the list is just weird
>>28983247
>you don't have to report cats
shit tier animals confirmed. going to make an effort to run over as many as possible once i get my licence.
>>28983062
If people kept their bunnies indoors like good rabbit owners, this shit wouldn't have happened
>>28983308
You know, for a guy who's already been convicted of making threats online and is facing another trial for making threats online, threatening to break the law online seems like a really bad idea
>>28982793
I'm slowly getting her to come to my side. She's watching brexit: the movie as we speak.
>>28983332
>everyone on /britfeel/ is poleaboo
kek mate. i'm just an anonymous cat hater
also good to see that my anti cat message has already triggered someone.
>>28983160
>Then maybe you deserved to die.
Bit harsh anon. I'm a nice lad
>>28983369
Fucking hate cat owners. Especially when they let their cats outside. They're literally a pest and destroy the local ecosystem.
>>28983363
she sounds weak willed as fuck desu lad. you can't just change your political views unless you basically had no clue in the first place. although she is a vegetarian so i suppose that was sort of obvious.
>>28983369
>also good to see that my anti cat message has already triggered someone
i assume anyone talking about taking their driving test is Monica
>>28980395
I didn't throw myself off the bridge, sorry to disappoint guys
>>28980395
I honestly don't know, just made it for a joke. Once you trip you dont get back up
>>28983414
>Monica
Her name is mingeta
>>28983414
Monica should let Amir take the test since men are better drivers.
>>28983494
>since men are better drivers
Insurance rates do not reflect this
>>28983425
Absolute letdown.
>>28983445
No it's Mingita
who /20unitsin/ here?
>>28983521
Tell me about it
Maybe tomorrow eh
>>28983503
Men drive significantly more than women, so over a course of life are more likely to be in an accident caused by a woman.
>>28983393
Yep, the cunts always come into my garden and fuck shit up.
>tfw your dad sometimes shoots at them with an airgun
>>28983224
yeah no worries, would have liked to contribute more but OP image guy is pretty on it.
>>28983559
Fortunately you have every day of the rest of your life to kill yourself with. Do us all a favour and do it one day.I kid, suicide is the cowards way out
Die in a firefight or something
>>28983591
Theyre cute though aint they?
>>28983595
that was me replying to you, i didn't want to do anything this year to be honest, im only updating shit cos nobody else has and im sick of looking at it.
id welcome somebody to take over.
>>28983591
My dad has a squirty bottle to get em
>>28983627
Do you not like me mate?
>>28983591
No birds come into my garden anymore because of those cunts
>>28983663
You are a tripfag, the sentence is death, it is a well known fact.
>>28977040
Add anti aliasing to the globe man on the roof. It's too jagged and it's going to trigger me.
>>28983702
But i'm just really lonely, and cant get replys without using the trip
you can filter me if you want.
>>28983706
it was from a low resolution gif. it bothers me too, don't even know how i would add anti aliasing to it.
>>28983753
Your suffering entertains me, you shall not be filtered.
ALSO MAKE A NEW THREAD!
Feel like we should revoke his citizenship if he actually does it
He was literally born in the uk as well. Just shows they won't integrate
WHAT WAS EVERYONES FAVOURITE CHILDHOOD GAME?
WHICHEVER WINS GOES IN THE THOUGHT BUBBLE
>>28983757
You can't add anti aliasing. I meant make it smoother. I'd do it for you but I'm gonna go to bed in a minute mate.
>>28983753
>But i'm just really lonely, and cant get replys without using the trip
maybe i would be more happy if i started tripfagging. just need to think of a story
>>28983823
Football cos I ain't bent
>>28983803
Bolton is Little Pakistan so not surprised he didn't integrate
>>28983801
im on it but just waiting till we get closer to page 10.
>>28983834
i can do it manually yea but ill just see if i can find a bigger image t.b.h.
aint doing shit now tho, its comfy time.
>>28983842
You are an amputee who lost his legs in Afghanistan.
>>28983823
Wipeout 2097 desu senpai
or maybe one of the gex games
>>28983842
I dont use a story, just act a little retarded.
>>28983801
Thank you, maybe one day I will make it into the hall of fame.
Making a new thread now
>>28983823
>WHICHEVER WINS GOES IN THE THOUGHT BUBBLE
don't put words in my mouth, it will be democratically decided.
>>28983853
Even took my trip off lads
>>28983890
this is good desu. i could pretend to hate immigrants and constantly post things like "pakis took my legs" and "stop sharia law in england"
potential for developing beef with poleaboo as well.
>>28983917
I'm making it so fuck off m8
>>28983916
>Making a new thread now
>>28983954
>>28983954
>>28983954
beat you to it, and that's not even the newest image, get with it
>>28983823
Funilly enough, GTA2.
>>28983983
Newest image was bigger than 2mb so i cant use it
>>28983980
fair enough..
>>28983983
well shit, i didn't beat him.
>>28984009
Wait are you op image guy?
>>28984008
i don't know how that's even possible cos its posted in this thread under 2mb.
>>28984048
Dk lad, wouldn't work
>>28984047
aren't we all op image guy.
>>28984112
I really hope not. I wouldn't like it if he didnt like me
>>28984145
don't even hate you, honestly.
>>28982900
We watch them ironically and riff
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