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posting before that niiger makes one edition.
First for Louie.
The eternal struggle, to sleep and get up in time well rested tomorrow for work or watch YouTube videos till 3am.
3rd for arse
>>28984062
>tfw work at 5am
>tfw half an hour walk to work
Delete this please palllllllll
no one ever uses my thread
>>28984062
I went to bed at like 8 last night woke up at one and then went back to sleep until 8.
I'm still tired.
Whats the point of going to bed early if I will always be tired
Post waifus.
230
>>28984092
Is that meant to be a nice one?
took a very strong laxative 5 hours ago and haven't been to the shitter once
>>28983853
ocee
>>28984169
autism
Pure, unbridled autism
>>28984116
I share the pain, if I sleep now I'll wake up at 4 and still be sleep deprived as my body doesn't let me get 8 hours.
>>28984101
I would have to wake up at 4:30 to have your lifestyle, damn.
My sleep cycle hasn't been this fucked since I was a bartender and got home at 3am each night.
>>28984158
You're going to have a fun night
>>28984180
Fight me then
ocee
>>28984109
too many posts now, im sure you`ll make one, one day. its rare I even make a thread t.b.h.
>>28984092
Quasimodo in a dress.
>>28984145
I'm the guy that was mock-hating on you. I'm not OP image guy.
Fine, deleted my thread once again.
>>28984200
don't think it's worked tbf, it's meant to kick in almost immediately. i'm supposed to have another one tomorrow morning.
Post comfy shows to fall asleep too
>>28984139
Watched warcraft tonight and i actually really enjoyed it. Not without its sketchy cgi in places and bad scenes but i really want to see it again. It felt quite different and was very fun to watch.
>>28984244
thanks mans.
>>28984139
waifus make everything better
>>28984139
Totally legit waifu post.
>>28984275
What I watch late at night
Peep Show
Dexter
Brooklyn nine nine
I cant be doing with this
Why is this thread dead?
some off you must still be awake right
>>28984687
im eating pizza and watching a film, the other guy went to bed. wage cucks probably in bed.
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_zAxPqKa8Y
>>28984840
>wage cucks probably in bed.
Not even midnight, we're still here, some might be on prebed wank though
Cant believe holidays nearly over
>>28984687
Everyone's gone because they're fed up of seeing your fucking posts.
Good job.
>>28985064
I'm not annoying like the other trips though, me and poleaboo are top 2.
Filter me
Anyone else think tilde sounds sexy??
>>28985124
how would we know ???
oc
>>28985173
Just how she types, shes a real lady.
https://adblockplus.org/
Is this safe?
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>>28984139
Spent most of the day at work in a shed, and it'll probably be the same tomorrow. I hope it's a bit warmer at least.
nearly the end of the first of june, hope you guys have been productive
>>28985557
>productive
>using 4chan
pick one
>>28985591
*picks one*
:33
Cant believe I start senior school this year
wow feel really old lads
What kind of drugs do people with ADHD/ADD normally get in the UK?
Yo, I be drinking all my stress away
Rolling on my ones, praying for a better day
I know it's coming but it's hard to stay focused
They getting to me and I know that they notice
But fuck 'em, I got the ... that look out for me
Every show senpai, they've got it in their pouch for me
Lost two brothers and I hope they're looking down on me
Cause if they are man, I know that they'll be proud of me
Yeah, my whole hood makes me sick
You think you're real now you've got a couple sticks
My favourite younger, he got stabbed in my bits
And if he died senpai, I promise I'd have quit
Mum's life I would've rigged
I'd have put one in his wig
I'd have made sure somebody's mother lost her kid
But he's here, so there's hope for us
Cause when the doctor saved him, he saved both of us
Yeah, I put my heart in this rap shit
I'm too smart to be trapped in this trap shit
They say don't go pop, keep it real senpai
Being real ain't gonna pay my mum's bills senpai
I've shed too many tears these past few years and I ain't tryna shed any more
Lost some of my close friends due to fake shit, I had to drop man out, their hearts wasn't pure
Yeah, too many snakes in the grass
On my way, leaving them fakes in the past
I be chasing my dream, tryna make it but it's all about making it last
Dropped out my dad because he didn't see the vision
I wanna spit bars, all he ever saw was prison
He didn't think rapping could've made a living
So I tell him turn on the radio and listen
Yeah that's me, yeah that's me
Got a buzz now I'm where I wanna be
On my wave, I just want them to see
I dropped out every hoe after P
Money on my mind but pussyboy I know my worth
I watched a friend die, it can't get any worse
They see I've got a gift but they will never see my curse
Drinking to the future man, they know we're coming first
Devil in the bottle, I'm just tryna get my mind right
>>28985785
Nothing, its not diagnosed in adults
>>28985785
Made up condition lad
Jesus Christ Nigii I have never hated someone with so much passion in my life, just fuck off, nobody wants you here
>>28985853
Why lad?
Feel free to filter me lad, I dont mean to offend
>>28985821
So children with ADHD basically take the drugs till they get older and then stop?
>>28985831
You wouldn't spout bullshit like that, had you seen me as a child.
>>28985889
You was a little shit as a child?
Most are desu.
I could never pay attention, still cant. Never attempted to get meds
>>28985889
>So children with ADHD basically take the drugs till they get older and then stop?
I think so, some might be able to continue on but you won't be able to get diagnosed as an adult even if you had the same symptoms as a child.
There is some push back to diagnosing it at all and using drugs for it, you probably get SSRIs for it these days
>>28985853
How could anyone hate nigii??
Hes harmless shout just leave him alone
If you have sex at 16, but then don't have sex again for 40 years can you be a wizard again?
>>28985957
Thank you amir
>>28985958
No please dont ask silly questions lad
If I was to do an Elliot Rodgers would people still hate me or respect me?
>>28985853
>just fuck off, nobody wants you here
We are one, we are anonymous
want to reply to something a tripcunt said but have never done so and will not start doing so now
>>28986204
Its ok ill do it for you
>>28985983
>>28986001
>>28986023
>>28986040
Thanks Nigii-chan!
all these tripfags, avatar fags and fucks like poleaboo are ruining what was a decent site
fuck off back to ebaumsworld or reddit you fucks and dont come back
>>28986292
I was here before you, I was born here, born in memes.
>>28986250
Thank you mate.
>>28986204
Dont worry, im not like the others, I dont even watch anime!
Someones uploaded a hoodie with nike written across the chest and put blue Adidas hoodie for sale
>>28984139
Got let out of work an hour and a half early, which was nice. Just finished playing a bit of terraria, going to sleep now.
>>28986852
That's fucking hilarious oh my sides are in orbit right now XDXD
>>28987054
Cant tell if you are being sarcastic or not but it was kinda funny.
Im thinking of buying another new jacket lads, only thing that cheers me up. Might start cross dressing, or hanging around on fa
>>28987025
You got good taste man.
That dude still hasnt said why he doesnt like me
IM IN A STRANGE PLACE LADS
>>28987161
Do tell us more lad
>>28987269
ITS PRETTY ODD PLACE HERE
>>28987366
Whose house you at though bruv
rahh blud heavy tho still
>>28987366
NEVER GO TO A SECOND LOCATION
What's keeping you awake, anons?
>>28987453
Genuinely wondering how people actually meet their gfs
I met my first and only ex gf through anonymous online means so I really don't know eh
It's probably not that importany
>>28987453
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS KEEPING ME UP
>>28987410
Shout your are a normie scum right?
Is there away to tell the difference between coke and mkat without trying it
>>28987532
Can't help you there, anon. I've never had one.
I see a lot of these threads, but never explored them do to not being in on them. Seems chill enough, but I still have no clue what's up here. Slip a redpill in my drink?
>>28987552
You're a big guy.
Don't worry bro holla if it gets peak I'll be round to back u in 2
>>28987582
I'VE NOT DONE MKAT DESU SO I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT
MKAT SHOULD BE CRYSTAL INSTEAD OF POWDER THOUGH
>>28987602
>I still have no clue what's up here
Basically this thread is a British /soc/ for gay anime tripfags.
>>28987979
This. And it's not comfy like everyone says it is.
Having a late night arizona
>>28983954
we need some Wallace and gromit addition, not gay as fuck danger mouse bs
>>28988095
I can't remember even one comfy thread since the beginning of 2016.
Is everyone asleep?
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>28988521
Nigii is near enough always here
Got called a retard on normie book
really annoyed me
Just found out my childhood bully is now a body builder and loads of girls throw them selves at him.
Why the fuck did I log back in to this shit
>>28988644
I've never used normie book. I don't have any friends, nor any family that have really interesting lives that I want to know about.
Why do I have such soft skin?
Need to cheer myself up, gonna order some new clothes. Really need to stop buying stuff I dont need.
Here is some possible choices
>>28988757
Top left looks nice.
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when I kill myself who wants my clothes, I have some nice ones
>>28988880
Just disable your ad blocker.
>>28988757
Literally all shit, go back to the drawing board.
Im not exactly a very active poster, and ive been away a while, why is half of britfeel Nigii posting?
Who even is Nigii?
Oh god this faggot is the worst ever, he's worse than BritNormie and Poleaboo put together.
>>28988731
This girl facebook called me and was on about how wet I make her and wanted my nudes, could hear her friends in the background laughing and saying how weird I was back when we went to school together. I said no thanks cant get aroused to land whales and hung up and then a blonde bimbo id never met messaged me. Least I got to talk to people for 30 seconds I guess
>>28988878
Yeah it is quite nice, I like the shoes a lot.
>>28988922
The dude who keeps every thread alive and was sick of always being ignored and a nobody.
The white north face jacket is nice af.
>>28988919
Why would I want to do that?
>>28988960
Fuck off out my thread
>>28988961
Why are you buying such shit clothes?
Are you so fat that you need to get your clothes from Jacamo or something?
>>28989004
I'm skinny/kinda ripped. And because I like them.
I have my own taste.
But yeah im not gonna buy any of them. dont know what I was thinking
There we go lads, 8 stone lost. I think i am pretty much done with losing weight.
Now i just need to work on not being a lonely cunt :^)
>>28984139
Late night waifu post.
>>28989048
Your "taste" is complete shit. Never trust your taste in anything again. Everything you like is probably complete shit
>>28989083
Congrats mate, I'm back onto single digit body fat now. You should feel proud.
>>28989002
No offence mate, but don't you think you are a complete wank?
Honestly man you should just kill yourself. Again, no offence meant here and I hope you don't take any offence by it. :)
>>28989126
Doubt you look as good as me lad
Stay pissy though
>>28989122
Late night waifu post also
>>28989156
I just wonder why you have to take your trip off, we all know its you shout. Why you being such a pussy?
You guys do realise if you hadnt made me delete my blog, break my phone and delete my instagram I wouldnt be doing this right?
I never did this before that but because you cunts ruined my place i'll happily ruin yours.
>>28989169
>Doubt you look as good as me lad
Mate you dress like an autistic 14 year old from 1998. You look like a twat, I guarantee it.
Even the people on your facebook know you are a retard.
>The dude who keeps every thread alive and was sick of always being ignored and a nobody.
And when you add that to the fact that you are posting repeatedly with a trip on r9k in the middle of the night because you're crying about not getting enough recognition, I don't think you are beating me at anything mate.
>>28989327
>implying any one one britfeel is happy
I'm already miserable mate do your worst.
>>28989083
well done how long did it take you?
>>28989359
Post yourself then, I was posting images that was on sale, never said I liked any off them. I only said I liked the shoes outta all off them.
Nice to know your this upset though you pussy.
Puss puss puss.
Waiting for your reply saying another insult but not posting how you look or what clothes you wear, im not impressed
>>28989399
about a year and a half, maybe a little more of kinda trying but not really.
Little pussy probably cant fit into slim jeans
>>28989359
>Mate you dress like an autistic 14 year old from 1998. You look like a twat, I guarantee it.
>Even the people on your facebook know you are a retard.
>>28989359
You should dress like me
I dress with class
>>28989423
Well I am judging you on some stuff you didn't even like, that's unfair.
I suppose I should judge you from what you are actually wearing.
Post a picture of yourself. Here is one of me and my sister. By the way, I don't claim to be handsome or a fashion icon or anything. I just claim that I don't look like a cunt, the way you would if you wore clothes like that.
>>28989359
Why does it matter?
I dress how I want, I couldnt give a fuck what other people think?
>>28989529
>>28989559
I love the way I wound you up so much that you dropped your trip, by the way.
>>28989584
HAHAHA WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR SISTER HOLY SHIT
>>28989614
>>28989614
>I love the way I wound you up so much that you dropped your trip, by the way.
>>28989614
>>28989614
>>28989614
>>28989614
CLASS
>>28989622
Where's your photo mate? Thought you were the big man, now you're not even posting a photo even though I went first?
>>28989642
HAHAHAHAHA JUST LOOK AT HER FUCK ME
HAHAHAHAHA
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE LADS
>>28989674
You forgot to put your trip back on.
I really wound you up eh?
>>28989704
Hes actually trying to convince himself he got to me.
Swear you said you wasnt as pathetic as me mate?
>>28989728
I knew you wouldn't post a photo. Because you know how ugly you are.
I'm off to bed, catch you later, you sad ugly little boy.
owling with laughter right now
>>28989764
what a fucking pussy man you sound like a gay literature teacher.
Probably gonna be up all night saying "yeah, I showed him"
>>28989764
This is me btw
Your move
>>28989697
kekked ngl
Made a new op image
>>28990238
Its not finished yet btw
Ok its done.
Cant sleep desu lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDhyOtsCMGk
Might head over to /b/ desu lads, will post when I get back.
Didnt see anything I like, what is it with those guys.
Those fucking cunts on b just made me search pthc, scared now ngl
Like even if there was one guy keeping the thread alive all the time, he was never this... quirky?
Eccentric?
Reminder to join the /britfeel/ Discord https://discord.gg/0sK89npiaqqwQRFG
>>28990850
summer fags man, they fucking suck ami right?
>>28991028LOOK AT ALL THE CONTENT THIS POST HAS
>>28991139
why did they tell me to search pthc?
should probably empty my piss bottles sometime soon
>>28991241
Never done a piss in a bottle in my life surprisingly
>>28991220
I don't know what pthc is, so I don't know.
>finally get a job
>somehow convince landlord to put off rent payments
>pawn off vita so I can eat until first payday
>computer fucking dies
I thought things were finally looking up.
I won't do that again.
>>28991316
chese pizza basically
reckon ill be on a watch list?
>>28991437
If you actually search it, probably.
>>28991456
i just searched pthc
>>28991396
you sold the vita mate why?
>>28991475
What did you find?
gonna go for a bit bye lads
>>28991544
Shoutanon finally decide to come round to yours and give you a bollocking eh?
>>28991544
Bye Nigii
It's the start of an empty useless day full of despondent neetposting.
>>28991582
nah hes a pussy plus we are mates.
I'm just really bored, sad and lonely hence all these stupid fucking posts and am off to go drink myself to sleep
>>28991536
A warning
>>28991477
Because I needed money for food
>>28991652
When are you going to buy it back?
I mean yeah you eat for awhile, you going to buy it back first thing or after you fix the pc?
>>28991597
goodbye friend
REMEMBER
use my image next thread
>>28991620
Good night nigii, hope drinking yourself to sleep helps you find peace, just makes me think I'm a monster.
I wish I could just travel getting drunk and doing oddjobs for more booze to drink the dream.
>>28991680
I don't think im going to be able to buy it back at all, the job that I've got is temp. and only barely covers food + rent, no idea how I'm going to fix the PC
I've taken one antidepressant and my cock already appears to be struggling to get fully hard. I mean it's not like I was going to get a shag lying in the foetal position, but still.
>>28992515
>lying in the foetal position
why?
What will you guys be doing with your day?
>>28992576
Because I'm miserable all the time.
>>28992689
I have to wait for a plumber to do something to the bath, which means I can't have a shower even though I still like an old Stilton. Then I don't know.
>>28992923
What's wrong with your bath anon?
>>28993072
It was leaking into the underpass below my flat, so to fix it the plumber had do something to it and basically if I shower the water's not going to go anywhere. Or something.
>>28993249
So it didn't work at all? No water at all? Sounds bad anon. Hope it's fixable.
>>28993383
No, there's water, it doesn't drain away though.
>>28993810
Oh! Do you have the same problem with your taps? If not it could've just been a clogged drain, right?
Flat inspection in a couple of hours
Extremely uncomfy
>>28993885
I'm not going to explain my plumbing any further.
just off to work lads, going waterloo
hope all you NEET friends have a good. day. hang in there. you're better off than the homeless guy on waterloo bridge.
>>28991757
Have you checked what benefits you can get?
If it's that tight you could probably get a hundred quid in housing benefit a month at least
>>28994997
Oh and you should have gone to a foodbank instead of pawning anything
>>28994997
Aye, I've checked since I fell for the university meme though I can't get jack
>>28995061
Got your council tax at least?
Student union might be able to sort you out with a loan as well, they can be pretty good sometimes
>>28995122
Pretty sure I'm exempt from council tax since I'm a student, hadn't considered asking the union for help though. I'll pop down once it opens
>>28995213
Yeah I was just checking you'd got the exemption
Fucking council tax, they sent me a court summons demanding a grand the other day. Apparently they just forgot to renew my installment program so their system was demanding i pay the entire year at once
>check my wagecuck payslip
>only made 1200 quid for my 120 hour period
>minus hours - 71.86quid
Why is tesco payroll so fucking shit?
I'll get it back next month cause my line manager is a real bro and I never had pay/overtime problems before but fuck the payroll and their lateass tax adjustments/fucking up overtimes for most of my colleagues.
>7:48am
>haven't slept
t-time to set 5 alarms for 2pm, wake up, pick up phone, turn off then sleep until 5pm
>>28995324
This is my life
Give it back god damn it
>>28995324
Whenever I go to sleep I always seem to wake up at 2AM. Could be worse I suppose.
>>28995324
get yourself into a normal sleeping pattern even if you are unemployed. it will help you feel better.
Is this an accurate representation of the average British gym?
>>28995315
I made 670 quid for 92 hours worked last month. Is that really shit?
>>28989048
3rd from the bottom looks like a Paki Chuckle brother.
>>28995960
thats under minimum wage. and yes it is.
10quid an hour is my cut off for just barely good enough to be comfy (outside of londonistan).
Why would anyone support Amir Khan now that he has pledged his support to Pakistan for the Olympics? http://www.skysports.com/boxing/news/12040/10301275/amir-khan-keen-to-represent-pakistan-at-olympic-games-in-rio
>>28995857
no.
its generally 60% indians and some pakis/niggers.
bit of slavs.
fat women.
occasional good looking young woman and a fit female.
some young white students maybe.
youll mever see any muscular pajeets. Most of the blatant steroid users are usually black or slavish peeps. pakis can be curlbros, whites are generally only jacked if they're a PT.
>>28995997
I am supposed to be on 7.30 an hour (retail wagecuck here), but I get the feeling the company I work for is cucking me with my wages.
>>28996066
is that gross or net.
if its gross you are literally cucked and underpaid.
Whys it so cold in June lads
>>28996016
That Paki's the most overrated boxer in the last 10 years. As a lightweight he could only beat guys significantly smaller than him, when he moved up a weight division he has been repeatedly shown up by anyone with a big punch and only won against mediocre or past their prime opponents..
>>28996088
670 for 92 hours is exactly minimum wage, and below the tax threshold so gross and net are the same
>>28996016
no shit
There has been a rule change allowing professional boxers to compete in the olympics, but the british selection board refuses to let professionals have a position in the british team.
Expect to see every british professional that can possibly compete for a foreign country try and do so.
>>28996066
I used to earn 6.66 an hour in my old retail job. Besides I live with my parents and pay them 100 quid a month, so I normally end up saving 300 quid a month anyway.
>>28995997
You know how much I make an hour lad?
31.75
REEE!
The plumber's 13 minutes late! I want a shower now!
>>28996732
Plumber is the most normie job of all.
>>28996765
I think he's pissed off because when he knocked yesterday evening I was listening to music and never answered the door. Or he's dead.
>>28996724
You make 31.75 an hour doing what?
>>28996818
he shits warhammers
>was supposed to go for a haircut last week
>got scared of leaving my house so didn't go
>got a doctors appoinment tommorow
>getting the same jittershaven't further outside than my back garden this year, will be the first time entering public
>tfw I just devoured an entire tray of Fox's melts
Sugar is the true drug in this world.
>>28996818
I'm a writer, but I am a very specific type of writer. I write annual reports for shareholders meetings. It's just as boring as it sounds, but it's easy once you get going (becoming too easy actually, which makes it even more boring)
I studied PPE at Balliol College, Oxford. So even though I make good money compared to people here, in reality I am a complete loser.
tfw lying in bed wide awake for three hours thinking about how awful life is
who else /depressed/ here?
>>28996870
everyone will be able to tell
>>28996914
>in reality I am a complete loser.
You could fund me and live vicariously through my successes.
>>28996886
My dad likes to buy biscuits for no reason whatsoever and it's so, so easy to eat one or two while the kettle boils, then another with the coffee and it's like "shit, there's half a packet left from yesterday".
>>28996915
Right here senpai, won't be leaving bed all day I doubt
Thought of tripfagging to whore for attention, couldn't even be arsed to do it in the end though.
Looks like another day of anonymous shitposting for me.
>>28997044
some days it's not so bad but today i just can't see why it's worth getting up. i do everything that you're supposed to do i guess i'm just not cut out for the normal world.
>>28983954
>the Ceefax quiz man
>>28997224
CEEFAX is true nostalgia
if you don't know about CEEFAX you aren't a real brit
>>28996016
they can have him
>>28997265
>if you don't know about CEEPHAX you aren't a real brit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLqAQQ5frv4
Guys turn on ITV1, I wanna share the rage.
>>28997265
Used to check the football scores on it when I was a kid.
Teletext is fucking shite in comparison.
>>28997312
>not booking a tasty 2* package holiday to the costa del sol through ceefax
mental times we used to live in
>>28997288
>ITV1 daytime viewer hates non-whites
well i neva
>>28997327
haha yeah remember that now. crazy to think that people booked their fucking holidays through their tv. the technology was so awful I can't understand how that worked.
Ceefax and Teletext used to scare me when I was a kid for some reason.
>When some bell end won't stop moaning about inane shit
>>28997403
When I was about 10 my rather active imagination led to me to believe I'd picked up Al-Qaida on my dad's FM radio. Turns out it was BBC Radio Cymru
>>28997403
They were really eerie in a strange way, even though it was updated right to the end it seemed like it was deserted and just running on indefinitely
>>28997427
Sort of like /britfeel/ when it's quiet
just had a thought that I would turn the entire OP image into Ceefax mode
then I realised how much effort that would take and decided not to
Poleaboo is awake now
Went to sleep at half 4 last night watching a stream with a few /tv/ lads
Woke up early since I had a driving lesson today
But my instructor cancelled, said his car was in the garage
>>28997283
that was great. used to be into all that rave stuff.
it came from a time before chavs, when anyone could just go to a rave and have fun.
>>28997530
I know this feel... closest thing we have is the old pixelated version for the britfeel game that guy was making. that went nowhere.
Any robots going to university in Surrey? Anyone in West/Greater London?
>>28997852
I went to university in Surrey, not Surrey uni though. I also live in Surrey.
>>28997901
send me 50 lizzies or i'll doxx u
>>28997908
dox me you fat cunt
>>28997901
Kingston? RHUL?
>>28997944
RHUL, it's like 70% women so getting laid is easy as fuck. The girls there are gagging for it too.
PLUS it has the highest percentage of gay men than anywhere else so really you're only competing with a handful of guys at any night out.
>>28996870
I've got one next week, it's really making me worried cause I've not been out since I had a big 4 week breakdown.
>>28997834
>used to be into all that rave stuff.
i hope you're at least 35. if so, i'm comfy, what was it like?
>>28997968
Where's best? SU or Medicine?
Poleaboo is wondering if he should apply for any jobs today
Not in the hopes of getting one but just to make sure he doesn't get sanctioned
>>28997985
33 nearly, I wasn't there cos I was too young but ive heard and read so much.
I think the film that best depicts the scene would be 24 Hour Party People cos it shows how the country went from the 70s and working mens clubs, to something different and exciting coming along and everyone just wanting to have fun together.
no malice or acting hard or any of that, just groups of people having fun and being loved up.
the same people who had responsible jobs and would go drink tea with granny on sundays.
this book I enjoyed reading years ago, gives you a good feel for it.
http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=9&ved=0ahUKEwjPwsuGmInNAhWpBcAKHf6rDf4QFghJMAg&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fantazia.org.uk%2FScene%2FClass%2520of%252088.pdf&usg=AFQjCNHQkTuH3Zu3eFBNW8753xXQmlokQA
>>28998057
Medicine obvs, it's where all the themed nights are too. SU is pretty small and is really just for drinking.
>>28998111
Cool. Wasted my whole first year for one reason or another, hoping to swoop in and claim some pussy with the Fresher's events.
>>28998167
Fresher pussy is best pussy. Some of the girls are fucking peng in their first year, they could be 15.
Sadly by the time they get to third/fourth year they're ropey as fuck and have been dicked by 50 different guys.
>>28998214
I suppose the on-campus accommodation saves you an awkward hop on the 441 as well.
Anything else I should know? I have almost no experience of campus life, so I don't want to come of as a turbo autist.
Saw something really weird this morning lads.
>walking to work
>half 4 in the morning
>see a van pulled over at the side of a busy roundabout
>can see it from a way off, and it doesn't move as I approach
>as I get closer, I see that the van is indicating left to come off the roundabout, but is just parked there as if it suddenly had to stop
>closer still, and I see that the driver is in the van, but his eyes are closed and he's not moving
>panic.jpg
>don't want to have to deal with a dead body
>realise that a police car is pulled up behind the van
>they are just sat there, doing nothing
Surely if he was asleep - they would have woken him up and got him to move the van?
If he was dead/unconscious - why weren't they trying to help him.
It was pretty spooky desu lads.
>>28998104
>class of 88
my negro, feels good to be dragon. thanks for that broseph good shout
>24 hour party people
the based coogan. is this the film where the happy mondays are depicted blowing their album budget on drugs and partying? (that wasn't fiction)
back when the drugs were clean(er) sigh. did/do you rave?
>>28989584
you look like an australian m8
>ergo...also, your sister a qt, don't listen to that fag
>>28996870
give address, will come around drag you out by your overlong hair
https://youtu.be/hPwxc_5ZSWE
>Even sexy roasties like this are SSRI subhumans
Why do middle aged people even bother trying to drastically improve their appearance? See it all the time on TV on those shitty weight loss/make over shows and how their life is changed for the better (despite being the exact same person and doing the exact same shit...)
What the fuck are you bothering for? You're too old to benefit from it.
>>28998414
>Chad dumped me so I'm """"depressed""""
Judging by the shitty tattoos that look like children's doodles and the le epic meme necklace, she does look like a trainwreck though.
>>28998270
Yeah the bus ride back to Kingswood is awkward and most of the time results in not getting laid, so don't get accom there or girls from there.
That being said they have their own nights but everyone's a bit more familiar which makes it more difficult.
Join a few societies, it helps for after uni.
>student night clubbing
>1-2 quid malibu shots so im there
>pretty wild and noisy
>be 27 but look like 20 and still kind of feel too old for this compared to these bitches and even more babyfaced guys
>see these fucking mid 30s/40s guys in a fucking suit(when the dress code is clearly just wearing some decent jeans/shirts) trying to hit on these underaged bitches and get rejeceted all night
Do these fucks have any shame at all? like holy fucking shit.
>>28996870
>Anime cunt
>Having a shit life
Quelle su-fucking-prise
>>28998270
>>28998465
why are you lads even on here?
should you not be having this discussion in the ladbible comments section or something?
>>28998465
Thanks, mate. I appreciate this.
>>28998460
>Implying you get SSRIs by telling the doctor that chad dumped you
Consider this: judging by her looks, she might get sex and a boyfriend and a cuckold easily. She did however still manage to be depressed. And that is because she might have real depression, because with real depression no matter what you do it's all shit.
Robot manchildren take SSRIs because they're bored and then complain that they "don't work". They do work, they are just seeking real drugs (cocaine, methamphetamine)
You are basically a just be yourself the world is your oyster normie.
>>28998491
>Do these fucks have any shame at all? like holy fucking shit.
this is how I feel about normies desu
>>28998314
did/do you rave?
no I was very sheltered but a lot of people around me did and they were decent people.
then I was a dj in my early teens, and got deeper into it that way, you could tell the older people who had been there and they were always raving about how great it was and they were pretty decent too.
would have been fun to experience it.
im old and all past that now, prefer quiet and tea.
got to go, laters.
>>28998583
Why the fuck is it so difficult to fuck off to /int/?
>>28998491
Cringeworthy, like wtf
Are we allowed to send postal votes yet? or wait till the 23rd??
>>28998785
Send them now; The postal vote deadline is about a week ahead of the actual vote.
>>28998828
oh shit, nice one anon
>>28998785
>>28998828
Are you guys in your 20s?
Do young people generally want to leave or remain?
Plz brexit
Poleaboos mum is making him some fishcakes
Lads
I'm not feeling well at all
>Take doggo out for a walk
>Get looked out like I'm literally Hitler by all the pakis
>All the whites smile or stop to pet doggo
Why are pakis such arseholes?
Nigii hall of fame when?
>>28999243
You was probably dressed inappropriate
Can you post a picture of your dog?
>>28999243
Post pics of wan wan please
>>28999268
Kekeke "p*ki"
Wew lad, go back where you came from
>>28999288
>>28999283
I have no pictures of her because my phone is so old that it doesn't even have a camera.
I really should get some proper photos, though, I wanna remember her when she's ded.
>>28999196
Yeah because you spent last night stressing out because I said your taste in clothes are shit, and then I proved that you are an ugly cunt.
You went into a mad frenzy and posted 100 times with your trip both on and off because you were so shaken by it. It's funny how fragile you are.
>>28999365
Why reply to him lad. Let him be ignored like he should be
>>28999365
Coming from the faggot who pussied of to bed
How is smegaul btw? YYou fat cunt
spot the difference lads
IM STUCK ITS WAY TO HARD
>>28999365
>>28999444
You pair are well fucking uncomfortable, why not shit up somewhere else, like private email?
>>28990071
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>>28989584
BTFO
BLOW THE FUCK OUTTA THE WATER
>>28999511
He will leave again soon, he needs to let his sister out the basement for some fresh air.
>filter Nigii
>thread quality improves tenfold
>>28999511
Please don't respond or acknowledge the attention faggots
They WILL fuck off if you do that
>>28999543
i will never leave, ive been here for ages. Only place I like
>>28999542
I will just take my trip off then
>>28999533
Hello Nigii brother.
Seeing as you have a penchant for ordering clothes off the internet - are you windbreaker lad?
>>28999563
I have a windbreaker yes
The dont call me NJA for nothing
>>28999562
>implying I haven't filtered your name too
I knew you'd reply to me you little grubworm, you're pathetic
One does simply not come off anti-depressants. You have to wean yourself off them. I've been taking them for 8 years non stop.
>>28999608
Nigii is offended, but you still saw it.
much much better
starve the attentionfags of their attention
do not engage with them
>>28999587
But were you the lad asking for people's opinions on a nike windbreaker about a month ago?
>>28999175
remain because i want cheap sex tourism
Mum phoned the job centre today. We should have gotten the appeal decision last week but it's still not turned up.
They said they have no idea why they haven't let me know yet and there's a backlog. They should ring her back in the next couple of hours.
I posted this picture of my windbreaker when it arrived
>>28999628
How sad, an empty thread.
>>28999721
Fuck off lad, that was me. That's why I'm asking. Wondering if you are the original guy who posted the jacket.
>>28999761
Nah it was me?
To the guy asking what I looked like when you get back from feeding your sister look out for me in here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brKg8NYNwII
Found a condom in my sister's room so I decided to have my first posh wank. They are terrible.
>covered in grease, presumably for when the girl is unconscious
>has a tiny bubble at the top that fills with air instead of smoothly gripping the head
>can't roll yourself back
>can't really feel anything unless you death grip
>broke easily at the base (guess this means I'm bigger than her bf LOL)
>impossible to put back on if you take it off
I couldn't come. Had to take it off to finish myslf off. How normies can use these for sex is beyond me.
>>28999839
Sex with a jonny is alot diff to a wank with a johnyy
>>28999809
fuck of laddo, you know it was me. i went to work in the fucker this morning ffs
>>28999877
I guarantee the difference between sex with/without condom is greater than the difference between masturbation with/without condom.
>>28999839
>Wanking with a condom
Why would anyone do this?
>>28999695
Whyd you lose your JSA?
If 29M get is in this thread I will do something extra special.
>>28999884
We must have the same jacket then
Whats your job?
>>28999900
>getting your hand pregnant
smooth move, rook
>>28999839
the tiny bubble is so that when you cum the johnny doesn't explode
I'd rather use one and not wind up on jeremy kyle doing a DNA test
>>28999900
less cleanup
you never heard of a posh wank?
>>28999964
>I'd rather use one and not wind up on jeremy kyle doing a DNA test
You aint gonna use one anyway
get desu
dododod
>>28999964
There's other forms of birth control. The reason to wear a condom is to not catch any STDs.
>>28999980
I just wipe my dick on an old t-shirt. Isn't that something posh kids do at boarding school?
>>29000002
fair effort la
>>29000002
Ah so close... I guess we'll have to wait until 30M for the special surprise.
>>29000000
>>29000005
yeah that too
but with the pill you put your faith in the hands of chemicals and the girl you're fucking, I just can't trust it
johnnys fail too but I trust them more
>>29000011
>>29000015
could have had it if the robot hadn't snaked me
Nigii will stop posting when he gets put in the hall of fame
>>28999902
Lost my ESA because the guy who did my work capability assessment lied on his report. Posted about it before.
>>29000023
who is nigii
>>28999931
>We must have the same jacket then
Still doesn't explain why you were using my photo. That's my chest of drawers at the top
>>29000036
The good thing is you'll get all that money backdated. I don;t know how long you've been cut off for but you'll get all that money you've missed back.
>>29000067
It really isnt. You better be black or half cast lad, that jacket would not suit a white person.
>>29000061
the ultimate beta
>>29000067
He's winding you up. He's a bit of an attention seeker. He just likes to talk to people for the sake of it.
>>29000117
How would I get his photo from like 2 months ago?
Hes trying to wind me up
>>29000036
oh it's you
you won't win, trust me, unless you have money for legal
in appeal they'll take one look at you, see that youve got all your limbs and send you on your way to JSA, so i'd prepare for that.
especially because it's taking so long, you can tell it's a done deal for them of no threat
>>29000117
Yeah I know. Just find it a bit weird how he saved my picture from a month ago.
He must be the lad who originally asked about it desu.
>>29000129
Pack it in now before I fucking deck you
>>29000154
where you at i will come meet you you fucking chav.
>>29000090
Since early April I think? Hopefully the appeal goes through.
He wrote down that I showed signs of anxiety, depression, fidgeting, mumbling and avoiding eye contact.
Then in the next paragraph he wrote that I "maintained good eye contact" when I looked at him twice in an hour.
Then he said that I have no problem with short notice changes to my schedule and I have no problem interacting with strangers.
He never asked me either of those questions and I have a lot of trouble with both of them.
Did I go to far insulting that guys sister?
He seemed upset
>>28999175
21 here brexit ting yo
>>29000225
bet thats what finally gets me banned
When im famous you will all regret being mean to me
>>29000177
They will look for any excuse not to awarded it you. If they ask you questions like are you able to look after yourself, do you clean yourself say rarely. That question is really important for some reason.
The fact that they've said there is a backlog is a good thing. They're not lying when they say that. You will get all your money backdated 100%
>>29000271
Are you the same nigii who came to movie night once?
You wasnt this annoying then
>this google doodlge
They're really getting desperate for women to promote.
>>29000313
I showed up to the interview after having not showered for a week or shaved for a month and admitted it as well. I was a fucking mess.
Brit on int is to fast
Britfeel on r9k is to slow
>>29000346
They're cunts mate. I will have to go to mine soon. I fucking hate going.
>>29000428
That's the way I like it fagit
>>29000428
Gets better once the wagecucks get back.
>>29000428
*too fast
**too slow
>going to miss E3 because I start my wageslave job next week
this was one of the only things I was looking forward to
Nigii is thinking about the kid who spat on him and how he hasn't left the house since it happened.
Why is life so shit?
>>29000595
It's funny how people spit on you in the street and call you a retard on Facebook, but you come on here and pretend to be stylish while you post photos of autistic sportswear that you've bought.
>>29000585
All I'm arsed about is the new Nintendo console. No interest at all in "cinematic" video "games" that are paraded throughout this shitfest
>>29000709
I've never posted anything I've bought. I'm not stylish and I'm just really unhappy.
Fuck me lads.
Im a brit paki ex muslim, woken from my slumber of treachery from my parents of muh islam is great. I dislike islam and how delusional many people are in it. I feel patriotic as fuck about England and absolutely love it. Yet, people on forums like these (yes ik cancer dont listen to it etc) still get to me when they tell me to go back home and shit.
Why are some cunts so hostile? I can understand they might think im muslim and thats why but damn, fuck mudslimes and muhammad (police be upon him) the pedophile for ruining my chances of harmonial integration.
>>29000761
Maybe you'd be less unhappy if you weren't such a prick.
Start being nice to people and maybe they will be nice to you back.
Why does the sun depress me, lads?
>>29000806
>pedophile
fuck off yank
>>29000806
>2nd generation paki who stopped being a muslim
>love england
You sound alright to me lad. have a bacon sarnie on me.
>>29000819
I've never started anything. You started the argument with me and I just retaliated. I even asked if I went to far.
>>29000827
that's nothing mate, I've literally covered my curtains so I can't see the bastard.
>>29000856
It wasn't an argument. I was trying to give you some advice on your clothing.
I was harsh, but I wanted you to understand.
>Over 3 months til uni starts
help me lads
>>29000922
What are you studying? original nowthisis
>>29000917
Well Incase you're wondering what I usually dress like its slim dark blue jeans, a black or white t shirt and a plain black jacket. I also have a lot of sports wear for the gym. I just buy cheap clothes for this which I don't mind getting ruined.
>>29000806
They assume you're a practising mussie. You can come chill with me with a beer if you want bro.
>>29000806
You need to start wearing a teeshirt that makes your views clear
Perhaps "Mohammed is a Pedo" with one of those Mohammed cartoons
>>29000948
I got into a 4 year BSc programme that starts with one year of essentially A level chemistry, maths and physics at level 0 and then allows progression onto almost any STEM degree at the school.
>>29000806
You will NEVER belong shitskin.
>>29001008
>>29000979
I dont have that dirty ass beard you can just see a paki but most pakis assume youre a muzzie also. Now knowing this and also being aware of how peaceful islam is (my fucking arse) you can imagine how peaceful they will really be knowing im not a real muzzie. These muzzies love quoting islam and putting them on beautiful backgrounds. Bunch of wankers
>>29001034
good luck. Especially if you're paying for it, make it count.
>>29001067
Fuck off muzzie ya cunt
>>29001069
I would maybe start telling people you are an ex-Hindu. Deny that you were ever a muslim, and deny you have a muslim background.
>>29001069
kek
Don't worry, the double standards aren't lost on me. But call 'em out and you're a racist bigoted faggot.
Also, as an apostate, you should be condemned to death son.
Did Louis ever get those potato croquettes?
THE DRUGS DONT WORK
THEY JUST MAKE YOU WORSE
BUT I KNOW I'LL SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN
>>29001132
Yeah
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LEYqVvDKsM
>be me
>be not white
>going to uni in 3 months
>everyone assumes im an illiterate immigrant
Who /feelslikecrying/ here?
>>29001085
All loans, my mum earns 13k a year
>>29001324
No because l'm not a bender
>>29001312
You have to go back. Origamu
>>29001356
>not a bender
dubious
>>29001557
I really want to see this film. Why isn't Angry Birds playing on Friday?
Janny keeps trying to ban me, done it like 6 times now. Swear he is from here
This might be the end of nigii, when im gone, put me in the hall of fame please, thats all i ask
I didnt get banned im so happy, I was joking janitor im not 14 plz dont ban me senpai
Job centre rang my mum back about 10 minutes ago.
They completely MISSED my appeal. They have all my stuff on the system and the letter they just haven't even started it yet.
So now there's another 2 week wait for them to make the decision.
Fucking job centre lads. How the fuck are they so incompetent day in day out.
>>29002112
I didn't report you, honest
>>29002186
I DONT KNOW HOW YOU COULD DO THAT
>this STUPID FUCKING NIGRESS PLAYING THE SAME NIGGER BASS SHIT AS USUAL
holy fucking shit thank god I'm moving in 2 days, fuck niggers why are they even allowed in this country.
Niggers are lazy, do the most crime and leech the most welfare (yeah one nigress takes more welfare than 5 pakis because these apes spawn like crazy).
seriously fuck niggers.
>le pakis out lelele
no fuck you tyrone, NIGGERS OUT, pakis can go out AFTER the niggers,
Swear down if I hear another one of those stupid cunt just eat adverts, I'm gonna stop paying my TV license.
>>29002230
Go put her in a headlock and tell her who's boss geodude
>>29002272
>Paying for a TV license
>>29002272
Chinese food tonight!
Poleaboos mum made a lasagne
it's ready and just sitting in the oven
I want to take a slice but I know if I eat it before everyone else else my sister will call me a fat greedy bastard
>>29002112
>>29002006
It's probably your posts on another board
Hard to get banned on /r9k/ for anything other than illegal posts
>>29002593
I dont post on any other boards or havent in while anyway
>slut wants to have sex on first date
>gets murdered
If only this happened every time.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-36437594
>>29003012
He's out of her league anyway. Stupid slut should stick to guys her own standard
Refugee here, just got off the boat 2 days ago.
What's the best city to live in UK? I'm trying to rent a nice little room for myself.
>>29003102
London is pretty much the only city worth living in. It also has a river which is great for morning swims.
>>29003102
London. Nowhere else wants you
>>29003102
worst bait ever put some effort in lad
>>29003186
>>29003134
How would a refugee afford to rent a place to stay in London?
Where do they live?
>>29003244
With other refugees or on the streets.
>>29002165
>You're on disability for no reason to enable not having to reabilitate yourself so you can sit around buying figs and games and other bullshit.
>JC is incompetent for not overruling the correct decision to move you to JSA.
???
>>29003347
You sound jeaIous
>Decide to visit the brit thread on /int/ since it gets mentioned here a lot.
>Expecting student normie shits and PC up the ass.
>Just general fake nice conduct shit
>Paki jokes all over the place
>Every three posts contains some kind of kik tier meme.
>UK is a third world country.
>lad
>me on the left desu
>paki pussy belongs to the whites
>worse than this thread
wasn't expecting that lads
>>29003347
>JC is incompetent
rood
>>29003423
mingita is banned from there as well, so it's probably better purely because of that
>>29003408
I'm on ESA and PIP.
But I don't waste it figs or games like you and I haven't been thrown off because I'm not running a scam like you are, desu
Which site's the best when it comes to finding a room?
Is Spareroom fine?
>>29003446
Figs are like a quid for a bag They're hardly expensive
Buying games is retarded though
>>29003446
Wasn't me who replied to you senpai. Why don't you spend your money on whatever you want?
You haven't been thrown off because "you're not running a scam" you just got lucky or haven't had a WCA in a while.
>>29003476
Anime figs, m8 and other dumb shit like blizzard games on launch, junk food, etc.
I know enough about the process though and the way ATOS work to know >>29002165
he's not getting his ESA back just on how his case has been handled.
once you're off, unless you've got money to set a fire under them, thats it
- my social worker
>>29003538
actually, it's not ATOS running it anymore is it, I haven't had to deal with them since last year, sorry
I went to town with the family, and had to hold my sisters baby for a bit and OMG the looks and smiles and general attention from women was mindblowing.
I should just buy a fake babby and walk around with it.
>>29003476
You're telling me that when you see someone talking about dates you assume they mean the food?
"I had a date with a girl" to you means "I shared a small fruit with a female" ?
Jesus christ mate get a grip.
>>29003585
They might as well still be running it desu. the company that took over just kept on all the employees and their horrendous computer system so nothing has changed.
>>29003627
You can't get laid from that attention, I've tried.
>>29003134
Moved from Nottingham to London. This is truly a meme city unless you're rich. People are dicks, it's full of pakis and rent is extortionate
>>29003627
i think its a cuck thing though, the women won't sleep with you because you have a baby but they'll instead get in a relationship with you so you can also look after their kids as well.
>>29003629
>You're telling me that when you see someone talking about dates you assume they mean the food?
No
>>29003134
If you want to live in a Somalian rat infested shit hole. London shouldn't even be the capital any more. Even the BBC know this, they got out whilst they could.
>>29003434
Look out JC, a job!
try mud on one of my socks
like i care?!?!
Another soul crushing nearly day over, just a few more hours of existence until I can put it on pause and maybe sleep for a few hours
Fucking miserable are not the words
Had 2 yorkshire puddings and a bowl of rice for dinner
What has my life come to
>mum gets pissed off about something
>just starts shouting at me for no reason
>tries to find faults with everything im doing and screams about them, even when there arent any
>leaves and slams every door in the house
just fuck off for a walk or something and calm down you psycho cunt
I saw a cute guy on a bus.
I kept staring at him.
He looked disgusted at me.
>>29004449
Thats because gays are disgusting
>>29004449
>being leered at by some obese man on a bus
probably thought you were going to attack him
Nigii just smoked a spliff and now feels quite normie
>>29004699
Jealous because you'll never experience the second purest form of love (2D love being the purest)
>>29004732
kys faggottt
I would give junlad a go tho
>>29004751
He's a damaged goods normie. He's had Azulads cum on his face
>>29004722
Its taken 15 years of smoking weed on and off to realise it makes my depression worse
It also cripples me financially
>>29004699
>>29004714
I'm not gay OR obese though.
>>29004773
kek that was a good thread
are the pics still i nteh archive?
>>29004823
>I'm a GIRL by the way
Didn't we tell you a day or so ago that you weren't welcome? You're mentally ill.
>>29004449
FAGGOT GET >>OUT
You disgust me.
>>29004449
It's probably because you are physically unattractive
>>29004798
you make your depression worse
the weed brings your thoughts to the forefront of your mind and intensifies them. these are all thoughts you'd experience when lucid but you let weed do the talking, look to weed for blame, but weed isn't to blame.
look inside yourself, not at external factors.
also please note this is how weed gets a bad rep.
>>29004798
>>29004986
weed really is terrible
seen my mate crumble under weed after he started smoking because his mate died
he just mopes around now and does nothing
really sad Tbh
>>29004986
weed gets a bad rep from being a shit drug that fucks with your head
you are a mug if you do weed
>>29004986
Just stop, save your hippy bullshit for some other cunt, I'm talking from experience, everyone's brain works differently but you've probably got your head so far up your arse that you probably can't understand that, also please note this is how weed smokers get a bad rep, if someone says something negative about it you instantly get defensive because of your child like naivety
>>29005026
Same, I'm a miserable cunt, I blame the weed for sapping all my motivation and voluntarily making myself a recluse
>>29005123
this bro, crippling anxiety and developing autism/downs was definitely not worth being high for a few years.
Nigii wishes that trip fag would stop pretending to be me
inb4 shitstorm, can't be bothered, could be getting high right now
>>29005026
did you read my comment?
using the same logic, i can tell that you're a shitty friend for not helping him. also shitty for not telling him that """""weed is ruining his life""""" because he is obviously not aware of this.
>>29005065
it's been classed as medicine for donkeys years lads, c'mon. and all of a sudden, in the 21st century, it's a shit drug? ?? ???
>>29005123
you gave into it and you are still giving in to it. this indicates to me that strength isn't one of your predominant characteristics.
>hippy bullshit
>got your head so far up your arse
>your child like naivety
you've got a long way to go son, good luck.
>>29005311
>classed as medicine
No it isn't you stupid druggie. Fuck off.
I managed to get i3 working, lads. The only problem is the fags on /w/ don't want to point me any direction to make it look nice.
>>29005026
This is true, my brother started smoking weed after his dog died and one day they found him dead with the weed needle still in his arm.
Just ordered a pizza, some mozzarella sticks and 6 cans of beer in to enjoy with the England vs Portugal game.
The problem with weed is that people who smoke it turn into stoners.
Stoners are people in my mind who's entire personality revolves around smoking weed and talking about weed above all else.
Instead of a person being made up of multiple different facets, they just become a one dimensional character.
Turns your mind to fucking mush and you become an insufferable prick.
>>29005311
It is a shit drug, 10 pound it cost me and i cant feel a fucking difference
>>29005466
Pretty accurate summary there mate
Wouldagreewith/10
Friendly reminder that only normalfags do drugs.
this hoodie is nice but it wouldnt suit me desu
>>29005524
Normalfags use normie drugs.
You have to be at least a little bit outside of the normie spectrum to want to take 2C-T-7 or STP or mescaline.
>>29005553
or just an idiot tbf
>>29005553
Are those numbers those research chemicals where they just take a drug and tweak one molecule and it's suddenly legal.
Then fucking retard normies take it and go into cardiac arrest.
Some weeks I don't care I'm lonely and rather be this way, then the other It's the only thing I think about
wew boys what do
>>29005620
>Are those numbers those research chemicals where they just take a drug and tweak one molecule and it's suddenly legal.
They refer to a couple of the most potent compounds synthesised by Alex Shulgin.
>>29005602
>or just an idiot tbf
Yeah, like Aldous Huxley or Albert Hoffmann, what a bunch of idiots
>>29005711
But your not like them are you?
You a famous author or a virgin who spends his spare time on 4chan?
>>29005711
>literary nobodies
>>29005311
but I do tell him that you fucking cunt, I do try and help him you massive bellsniff
alright lads, got a bit bored after cleaning my car so i decided to make a video of myself singing hehe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6--E-UJcbY
tell me what you lads think
>>29005839
>hehe
not watching
too many quentins ITT and in the world, it will hold you back in the end
you all seem to acknowledge that life is shit so why are you still clinging on to this supposedly hopeless reality.
there's a whole different perspective to experience out there, it's not dangerous, it will only change your life if you let it. it will adjust your life for the better if you really want.
read reports on erowid, take necessary precautions, don't be a dick. for every x amount people who take <insert drug>, less than 1 gets sent to hospital and that's because they didn't listen to their bodies when they were mashed. everything is good in moderation. simple. you read reports in the media of people who got too mashed whilst on drugs because that's what they want you to see/believe. wouldn't it be HORRIBLE if there was an entire race of conscious and creative thinkers walking around on the earth?
and before you jump on it, i work, i have worked since i was able to, i have studied at a university, i indulge my senses by listening to music, reading, enjoying nature. i do not, by anyone's standards, resemble what you would call a 'hippie'.
>>29005711
namedropping heroes, gods, on my r9k. i can hear what you're saying even if they can't.
Lads what cocktails are good/normal for a bloke to order? A couple of people on my course actually invited me out for drinks tonight and for some reason i took them up on it, we are starting off at a cocktail bar and ive never been to one before
>binmen didn't take the garden waste
actually fuming
>>29006114
I'm quite into my whiskey, so I'd probably go with a bourbon and coke (they should do the very basic spirit+mixer combo, shocked if they wouldn't), or go for a whiskey sour if it's a nice day.
what is a blox post?
>>29006114
Have a White Russian mate they are lush.
>>29006159
Actually yeah i reckon ill probably just stick to the combo ones rather than the ones with loads of ingredients and stupid names. cheers lad
had the camera put up my arse today
turns out i have ulcerative colitis
>>29006261
I mean you could always get a screwdriver. I dunno if they're "manly" though but I can fucking slam them down like robinsons.
>>29006240
what is bIox post?
>>29006240
It's evading the robot and is against the rules. Report it when you see it.
Quiet in here today lads.
Anybody done anything interesting?
>>29006616
We are watching the football but it is very boring mate.
>>29006616
Thinking about what to order from the kebabby
>>29006616
Watched a webcam of an eagles nest all day and listened to a podcast.
Pretty fuckin excitin.
>tfw back from a long holiday
I took a rambling trip all over 4chan. Had some laughs, learned about some new memes, and learned lots about Donald Trump.
Is Poleaboo in prison yet, and what about the fatty vomit kid with the ~'s?
>>29006665
Sounds pretty nice. What podcast was it? I need something to listen to on the way to wagecucking.
>>29006716
Giantbombcast.
>>29006677
Poleaboo was exposed as a fraud and we don't talk about ~.
>>29006747
Did I miss the thread where Poleaboo turned into candlejack?
>>29006793
I tuned out when he decided to take hostages, jumped the shark then I reckon.
>>29006793
candlejack is not a my-
Lads I've got a sore leg from riding my micro scooter, what do?
>>29006793
Kek no, but he was exposed as a character created by Craven from /int/.
He had a few slip ups with the "proof" he posted, it's all on desustorage if you can be bothered.
>>29006828
>Candlejack memeing in 20-
>>29006830
go to an asian massage parlour and get it kissed better
>>29006837
Fucking hell I thought you were on about Craden from haxball for a second there. That would have been a blast from the past.
>>29006884
>haxball
GASH HOUNDS REPRESENT
>>29006837
A guy that would go to all that length to be a character on 4chan is pretty much as sad as Poleaboo would have been in real life.
Now what about the other guy? Tally ho, barf barf!
What's a good job for robots guys? Not too arsed but don't want something too taxing or that relies on customer service (tills, phone centre etcs).
>>29006921
Oh but it gets better.
Following this he slightly lost the plot and started crossdressing. He now uploads his crossdressing photos and pictures of his genitals here and on his tumblr.
He's gone full CWC.
>>29006830
Ride a bike then you prick, bet you're one of those young wankers in a suit racing around in the morning on a kids scooter down a busy footpath nearly riding into everyone, I hate you cunts
>>29006932
You say you don't want customer service, but I used to do remote call centre work from home and that was pretty robot friendly.
Get your shopping delivered and you'll never have to leave the house again.
>>29006950
Bikes are shit mate, get hit by cars and you can't take them on the bus.
But yea, I am one of them cunts.
>>29006948
The Poleaboo guy, or wibblelad? I could see both ending up like that.
>>29006932
in store bakery at a supermarket
it's what I do, 4 hours a morning, double pay on sundays and only 4 days a week
>>29006932
Do you have any skills or qualifications?
>>29007000
you cunts really cunt cunt cunt
>>29007026
Wibblelad is still attention whoring but nobody pays him much mind. We're all hoping he dies soon.
>do you take drugs
>no
>drinks energy drinks which fuck up your body even more than real drugs in moderation
no wonder her body looks like shit
>>29007057
whose wibble lad again
>>29007101
He posts wibbles after every sentence.
>>29007101
Before my adventure across 4chan, he was some guy who was always trying to be like a japanese girl and talking about how he ate 200 calories that day then threw up. Everyone hated him a lot.
>>29007034
Yes, university educated film maker (lol). I've made money from it, and it's a long term ambition (lol again), but I need to get out of my neet cycle.
I welcome the inevitable abuse.
>>29007030
That sounds pretty comfy. How hard is it to get such jobs with no prior experience?
>>29006990
Just hate the thought of working on the phone, I get anxious enough phoning places up nevermind being on the receiving end.
>>29007117
>>29007121
tilde then
>>29007153
>no prior experience
that's the best part, it's the lowest tier job in the entire retail sector
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>>29007121
all of them have been replaced by a dude caled nigii pretty much
>>29007189
Interesting. I'll have to keep my eye out, how easy is it to get a job at a supermarket? Do they hire often?
I really like the idea of just doing the most basic, menial job I can, at this point I don't give a fuck. Just want money as I'm sick of being poor.
>>29007267
most stores have a kind of rolling hire, they only advertise if they're desperate
honestly the best thing to do is talk to the manager and ask if they need someone on bakery in the mornings
>>29007299
Cool. I appreciate your help mate, supermarkets seem comfy enough. I'll look into it, thanks man.
>>29007361
>supermarkets seem comfy
Ahahahaha
>>29007408
If it's working in the back away from the plebs, sure, why not.
>>29007408
It's alright on the night shift when it's just you and the other workers having a bit of banter while listening to the radio.
Plus you can steal the odd sandwich out of the cold storage in the back.
>>29007443
>>29007473
>go and gather up all the trolleys anon, I don't care how hard it's raining
>cleanup in aisle 3, a child has defecated in the produce
>the freezer stock needs to be rotated anon, if you carry on whining about not having any gloves I'll hire someone else to do it
>>29007536
Noone ever gathered trolleys on the night shift
Why is a child shitting in produce at 4am?
You only rotate stock when you're putting new stock on the shelf from the freezer
Literally the entire job is:
>wheel a trolley full of food from the back
>bung it on the shelf
>repeat
You might not even go in the freezer if you get assigned to the bread or cereal section
>>29007597
Stop shilling retail wageslavery.
Wageslaving in retail is awful and demeaning. I don't know how those places don't have trouble with their staff becoming an hero on the regular.
>>29007597
>Why is a child shitting in produce at 4am?
That's what I want to know anon, how could you let something like that happen on your watch? You're on probation, mister.
Someone make a new thread, this one is sinking, abandon ship
>>29007630
I didn't say it wasn't depressing & demeaning. You just get into a rhythm where you get used to it and 1200 a month wasn't anything to baulk at. This was back in 2007 though.
They fired all the temps on Christmas eve and didn't tell me so I turned up to work after Christmas and were really confused as to why I was there.
>>29007665
Come on mate, this is my third strike
Fresh bread
>>29007806
>>29007806
>>29007806
>>29007806
>>29007806
Just like the wagecuck ITT makes
going to make some pasta :-)
>>29007865
It's not making pasta if it's bought from a store
>tfw 26 work in shop in small village
>see cute girl often, she's nice, gentle, not like the average girl these days
>obvious she likes me, always smiling
>finally get to talk with her outside of work
>she gets all shy, covering her mouth with sleeve
>find out she's 14
>she thought I was 18 (look young)
>"damn"
>see her later that day and she waves at me
what do?
>>29007881
and it's not making a baby unless you deliver it yourself
>>29007926
What a shit analogy.
It's not making a baby if you're not the one blowing your beans up her muff is a better analogy
>>28983954
Holy shit Lebara Mobile Man on OPs pic.
>>29008190
special event lads
>>29007914
she'll want you even more mate, women are right whores for guys a decent bit older than them
not worth the risk being branded a paedo for though
