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Vintage edition.

Also robot pls stop edition.
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It will do. I don't see this thread getting much beyond 100 posts before it 404s at 5am.
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Post waifus

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>>29007806
>the image from last year
>in the exact same depressed situation as I was when it was originally posted

Life is just pure banter really isn't it
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>>29007913

Okay lad, I'll go first.
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>>29007913

> tfw no sophie ellis-bextor gf
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>tfw 26 work in shop in small village
>see cute girl often, she's nice, gentle, not like the average girl these days
>obvious she likes me, always smiling
>finally get to talk with her outside of work
>she gets all shy, covering her mouth with sleeve
>make her laugh
>find out she's 14
>"Why did you wanna know anon?"
>"Because I might of asked you out"
>she thought I was 18 (I look young)
>"damn"
>see her later that day and she waves at me

what do?
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>>29008053

Steal her knickers and jerk off in them for 2 years so you don't go prison lad.
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I'm trying to not care about being a KV but I do, I really do care.

What do I do?
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>>29007913
ain't she a beaut
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>>29008010

the filename..belly laugh
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special event
>>29008190
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>>29008205

ban this sick filth
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>>29008226
new image for every thread
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Congratulations to the dubs checker for being admitted to the /britfeel/ Hall of Legends.
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>>29008019
used to think about fucking hell a lot, then she just disappeared
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>>29008053
Girls age so fuckin fast now, I swear to god it's so easy to mistake a 14 year old for an 18. Shit sucks, eh?
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>>29008278
add me to it
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>>29008053
Just go for it. I dated a 13 year old when I was 18, for a couple of years.
It's perfectly normal.
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>>29007913
One and only genuine waifu
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>>29008355
where did you meet her?

oc
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my waifu is single again
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>>29008355
No it isnt you fucking pedo kys
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>>29008355
When I was in college there was a 17 year old guy dating a 14 year old and we absolutely ripped on him for it
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>>29008446
She's not even British m8
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>>29008517
Good, british girls are mean
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>>29008053
14 year olds are old enough to know what they want sexually. Ask her out. If at some point when you break up she starts getting all psycho path and threatening to tell people you had a relationship with a minor, then you can just kill yourself. this wont happen though. I knew plenty of girls at 14-15 that had relationships with men way older
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>>29007913
The only real waifu tbqh
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>>29008278
When will me and kentanon be added to this
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>>29008053
some 19 year old lad dates a 15 year old in my college.
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>>29008394
She was my mate's half-sister. He was ok with it, said he'd rather she was with someone he could trust and who he knew wouldn't take advantage of her. Even their mum knew and she just thought it was sweet.
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>>29008613
>>29008613
how weird
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gonna tidy my room and throw myself up
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>>29008676
Please defenestrate yourself.
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>>29008608
KentAnon, EssAnon etc. were considered as part of the "Movie Club" group but we felt that since their involvement was restricted to the movie night chat that it would be improper to include them; especially considering the overlap with waifu posters (personally I also believe that Dubs Checker is in fact NymphAnon but I can't prove it to the other members).
The criteria will not be revealed however as we do not wish to encourage posting purely for the sake of making it onto the list.
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>>29008737
>here twice

You're on probation. One more shitpost and into the filter you go
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>>29008513
>we were jealous of him for having a girlfriend when we didn't
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>>29008278

Thanks guy, I only wish you had got some dubs so I could check them.

>>29007999 completely, very cool trips guy
>>29008099 completely wizard dubs guy
>>29008355 emphatically tidy dubs m80
>>29008544 truly most acceptable dubs m9

>tfw checked the thread too soon

Good luck lads
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>>29008645
how bizarre
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>>29008706
Why??

this is ocee
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>>29008761
>Tfw you make you first ever post in Britfeels and you are already hated.
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>>29008757
Fuck off with your shit list you silly cunt
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Ultimate Waifu
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>>29007913
Only fucken fools an 'orses m8
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>>29008757
You didnt explain why i'm not on there.
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>>29008829
hiya new friend hows it going?

Evening lads, just had a pork roll for me dinner, was rather nice.

Anybody know what the /britfeel/ movie is tomorrow?
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>>29008737
>Jorvik
Where you from senpai?
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>>29008892

Where do you think you divvy.
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>>29008829
Hey lad, glad to see a new face.
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I really really really like the inclusion of Pugwash in the new image.
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>>29008913
But you can't be in york as I'm in york
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>>29008832
i like it, half of those people i hadn't heard of
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When I'm searching for jobs I feel like I wouldn't be good at any of them.

What job should I apply for lads? I really need to find one, I feel like I am just killing time while I slowly decay.
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>>29008880

Starship Troopers desu lad
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>>29008960
maybe try working at night to develop working skills my friend, maybe at a garage on a night shift?
Start off small and build from there.

>>29008986
great film desu can't wait
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>>29008880
Pretty well thank you, yourself?
>>29008892
Rural Northern England senpai.
>>29008918
Many thanks.
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>>29008986
>Starmeme Memers
I'll pass, thanks.
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In the airport right now on my way to the UK. Recommendations for London, Edinburgh, Glasgow, or Leicester? Going to a few other places too...
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>>29009031
>>29008829
>>29008737
>avatar

See you in 30 days.
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>>29008960

Do you have skills in bioinformatics, in silico gene design, automated DNA assembly, biochemistry, polymer chemistry, Design of Experiments and statistical modelling? If so, this is the job for you

http://www.jobs.ac.uk/job/ANU195/research-associate-d37292r/
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>>29009046

Don't forget to have a fish and chip
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#Jacket #Black #Nike
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>>29009066
>all that
>28k
not worth getting out of bed
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>>29007913
Got free dinner from work. Was only there for three hours as well.
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>>29009066
I imagine those aren't that advanced skills for someone with a phd in biochemistry
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>>29008278
>all these tripfags and fucking "characters"
this is why britfeel is so shit now
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>>29009046
>London, Edinburgh, Glasgow, or Leicester
>Leicester
one of these things is not like the other

everyone in leicester is probably happy as larry at the moment though, so just walk into a pub, mention the foxes and wait for someone to buy you a drink [citation needed]

what's the purpose of your visit, anon?
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>>29009163
you do know this is a roleplay thread
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Lads how do you filter a tripfag?
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>>29009196
By not being one...
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>>29009180
Went to school there 10 years ago, stopping back by on this visit. Haven't been back since 2006.
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#newbuys #effay #fashion #streetwear #hashtaggingforlikes #likeforlike
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>>29009191
>roleplay thread
It's meant to be a fucking general discussion thread for britbots
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>>29008960

Can you swim? Can you or would you be willing to learn how to weld? Then have I got a job for you!
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>>29009311
*places a firm hand on your shoulder from behind*
Zannen daga
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>>29009324
>Tfw I am actually a very strong swimmer

Don't know how to weld though
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>>29009311
*sips tea*
precisely!
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>>29009037
>Memememe memers
I'll meme, meme.
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*Places hand on your knee*
Well done son!
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>>29009393

With 244 courses to choose from in the UK alone, there has never been a better time to learn

http://www.hotcourses.com/courses/uk/welding-courses/307/
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*opens thread*
*browses casually*
*sees roleplayers*
*closes thread*
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>>29009163
This desu lads, quite cringy
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EVERYONE VOTING LEAVE THEN LADS?
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>>29009481
Nah, voted stay and I think I convinced my mum to change her's to Stay too
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>>29009481
A vote for leave is a vote for Pakistanis to enter the country and rape our girls.
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>>29009481
That'd be disastrous for our great country of Europe, though.
I'd rather stay and help our continent through the bad times. After all, what is a union good for if we flee when things get heated?
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*Kisses you softly*
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>>29009523
Why, may I ask?
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>>29009523
>Still thinks remaining is the best option after all the bullshit spewed and obvious wins for the democratic and immigration arguments for leave
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>>29009535
I fear you may be baiting me, good sir
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>>29009481
i voted leave senpai
i don't want to be buttfugged by a poo in loo!
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>walk past radio at work
>"we gotta get out of this place/if it's the last thing we ever do"

>walk past radio later on in the day
>"I want to get away/I want to fly away"

The DJs are taunting me
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>>29009601
I work for Immigration, and EU nationals not exercising their treaty rights are my bread and butter

Leaving the EU means I have to re-train
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should i have a cheeky wank to alexis texas's arse lads?
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>>29009705
Nige loves ya
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>>29009324
The reason underwater welding pays so much is because 15% of them die on the job from explosion and electric shock. Even if it doesn't kill you many more are left mentally and physically disabled. Fools work.
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>>29009729
Typical selfish Remainian
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>>29009774
Leaving screws over everyone who actually uses the benefits the EU brings.

Just because you don't want to move abroad, do you really have the right to stop those who do?
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Feeling kinda bored lads, what you guys doing?
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Shut the fuck up Nigii. You ain't even northern you gimp.
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>>29008358
I fucking hate that weasel
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>>29009736
and i love Nige right back
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>>29009806
You really want to stay for such a petty reason as that despite EU being a horrible corrupt despotism trying to remake the USSR?

You realise people move to non-EU countries all the time right?
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>>29009831
What have I said and why aint I northen g?
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>>29009806
Why should I lose my democratic rights, and subsequently control of our borders, national sovereignty and culture just because some people want to move abroad?
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lads... i need help.

past few weeks i'm sleeping 4 hours a night, i get up and dont feel sleepy so i just get on with my days. so on average im having 20 hour days.

i feel tired generally with long sleep anyway, but i don't feel the need to make up for lost sleep.

how unhealthy is this? should i go doctors? I literally cant force myself to sleep extra hours or i get groggy as fuck.

thx m8s
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>>29009872
You posted that Bugzy Malone shirt. If you're not from Manchester and you're wearing that I swear down.
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>>29009806
>Slightly harder emigration is worth 350 million pounds a week in EU payments
>Not even including everything else
>People actually think like this
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>>29009867
No I want to stay because

- being in the EU objectively benefits me as an employee of the Home Office

- being in the EU allows people I know to enjoy the advantages of being in the EU and I dont want to screw them over

- being in the EU has no impact on my employment or housig opportunities

- I never considered the EU to be an issue until politicians whom I didn't elect (me only having one vote in regards to a single MP) decided that it was one

etc.
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>>29009895
Ive done this my whole life and im fine
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>>29009903
South London g, born and raised in manny tho still
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>>29009918
>- being in the EU objectively benefits me as an employee of the Home Office
Oh right a greedy short sighted cunt
I can't be bothered to read the rest as you are just tryin to bait me
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>>29009918
Don't worry lads, we can vote stay because this guy's alright in the EU. Don't matter about the losing of national sovereignty, border control and national identity due to mass immigration because this lad's got a job because of the EU
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>>29010004
Do you really care?

Does it actually harm you day-to-day being part of the EU?

Chances are you answered no, but still want to leave because 'why the hell not'
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This isn't /pol/

Shut the fuck up about the EU
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>>29009918
I'M GONNA GET RAPED LAD THAT AIN'T FAIR THINK ABOUT PURE WHITE ME
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Anyone pulling an all nighter? Dont wanna be alone in the thread.
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IRA did literally nothing wrong. We want you normie cunts out of our island.
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>>29010072
What happened to you fucks?

It's like you just vanished. No one seems to give a fuck anymore.

Have you finally been cucked out of existence? bit of a shame really. I admire nationalism, and the Arndale is much nicer because of it.
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>>29010069
i'm glued me m8
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>>29010042
No I want to leave for the reasons stated:
-Return of national sovereignty
-Ability to control the borders
-Protect national identity from mass immigration
-(Hopefully) Create a domino effect that collapses the EU by way of consecutive referendums

Personally I don't feel the effects that much but I don't vote selfishly, I'm voting based upon what's best for the nation, not where I'm going to be working in a couple of years.
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>Literally every single job requires some form of qualification
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>>29010129
Good, cant stand it when there is only one post an hour
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>>29010059
Why so upset? There's no set topic, people can talk about whatever they want to.
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>>29010130
>Return of national sovereignty

And this means what specifically to you?

What sovereignty do you believe that the EU has stolen from Britain?
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>>29010163
It's a boring fucking topic full of boring fucking idiots spouting their uninformed boring fucking opinions

Referendum can't fucking come quick enough so everyone shut the fucks up
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>>29009228
leicester lad here, what school? im white btw
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What other boards do you guys frequent
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What is the difference between not giving a fuck in a cool way and not giving a fuck in an autistic way. Like Snoop Dogg doesn't give a fuck and he is really cool, but when say for example someone like Louis or Poleaboo doesn't give a fuck it is just cringey.

How do you be on the cool side of not giving a fuck?
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>>29010069
I'm on holiday and five hours behind. Got nothing to do this evening but sit by the pool
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>>29010247
Act like eminem
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>>29010168
I mean what kinds of things do you want to talk about?
They destroyed our fishing industry, they are strangling our trade, they are sucking out money and spending it on reprogramming courses for people who commit thought crimes. They started a coup in ukraine to try and start a new war. They are trying to import terrorists and criminals for no reason.
Immigration is pushing down wages and pushing up crime.

There is no reason to stay unless you are a millionaire who could just leave

>>29010203
It will never end if we leave it will be talked about for a year anyway, if we stay we will have a new vote every five years just like the scots thats if there isn't a war
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>>29010230
>/His/, /H/, /A/
what about you friend?
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>>29010267
Never been on holiday lad, where you gone?
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>>29010203
>It's a boring fucking topic full of boring fucking idiots spouting their uninformed boring fucking opinions

Isn't that the entirety of britfeel though? What is it you'd prefer to talk about?
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>>29010274
Eminem is a bit of a sperg though.

What about Stone Cold Steve Austin?
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>>29007913
stand clear lads
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>>29010168
They make over half of our laws
They are integrating by the day to create a European superstate
The laws are made by unelected bureaucrats in the EU commission
We have no say on the laws made by the EU but have to abide by them
We can't negotiate our own trade deals with other nations
We're locked inside of a failing economic bloc

That's off the top of my head
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>>29010301
Florida. It's too fucking hot but the theme parks are fun and I've managed to cop some cheap(er) clothes
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>>29010291
None atm, im trying to find other boards to use.
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gonna be homeless in the coming days, with no money and no friends or family to turn to.
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>>29010152
What job you been looking at mate
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>>29010338
Try /his/ if you are into that sort of thing, I generally just read what people have to say then contribute, this is the only board I contribute on.
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>>29010350
which series?
inb4 lego
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>chad friend invited me out drinking
should I do it lads? he even offered to bring a qt girl for me
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>>29010247
>giving a fuck about giving a fuck

go with the flow, forget about consiquences
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>work programme ended

What's in store for me, lads?
Are they gonna force me to work at the pound store?
The neet life is coming to an end, what a great few years it's been.

pic unrelated
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>>29010350
Happens all the time

I play games for hours, and I don't enjoy them at all.

Nothing better to do
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>>29010343
Bet you wish you hadnt been so mean to me or I'd let you kick it at my place
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>>29010230
/a/, /b/, /c/, /d/, /f/, /gif/, /h/, /k/, /r9k/, /biz/, /diy/, /int/, /jp/, /mlp/, /int, /pol/, /trv/, /qa/, /trash/, /bans/
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>>29010344
Any really, I just enter my postcode and then pray to God I find something.

Mostly I apply for retail, because those don't require qualifications.
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>>29010377
Of course. Even if you don't get off with anyone, drinking with friends is usually a fun time
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>>29010343
what's your situation anon?

pleasedontsilencemerobot
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>>29010423
never been out or drank before so not sure what to expect
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>>29010449
have a few beers before to calm your nerves. dont get too pissed. watch chad and do wat he does and know when to leave if he pulls also smile aswell
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>>29010370

Assassin's Creed

I know it's normie shit but I found it fun for a while.
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>>29010540
It's brilliant

I've liked every single one of them
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>>29010540
You found all the feathers?
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Okay, in the unlikely case that we remain, what do we do next? What's plan b lads?
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Easy britfeel
I need to go from 9:30am till 1730pm without eating more than a small snack or drinking a small drink, and without going to the toilet.

How?
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>>29010540
Such an odd series because I hated 1 but loved 2 and the rest have ranged from "a bit shit" to "pretty good". Interested in seeing the next one considering they're taking their time with it.
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>>29010613
Why and i'll tell you how, i'm good at this stuff.
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>>29010613
Smoke cigarettes throughout the day
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>>29010650
They make you need to shit though lad
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>>29010613
>1730pm
no need to write pm when using the 24hour time format
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>>29010665
Stop fucking saying LAD
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>>29010684
Why though lad?

ocee
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>>29010569
All the feathers, all the templar / borgia flags, all the templar kills, all the animus fragments, all the challenges, all the story optionals, all the upgrades, all the chests, all of the animus fragments, all the VR training and so on.

I completed AC, ACII, AC:B, AC:R, and AC:IV 100%

I didn't 100% III because I hated it and I haven't played Unity / Syndicate because of the Unity shitshow
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>>29010684
Stop replying to him you mong
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>>29010645
Whg
Basically to get a good grade I need to do work. However due to shit attention span I can't work at home or I'll start playing vidya. So i need to go to the library for my medicine coursework, but there isnt a toilet there, and eating anything more than a small snack or a bottle of drink is a bit awkward.
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>>29010724
Unity is better now. Give it a go
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>>29010724
I remember one afternoon I sat down to 100% AC2
Got almost all the feathers except one feather that glitched.
feels bad friend.
Why not try EUIV?

>>29010609
I am here to stay my friend.
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lia marie
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>>29010714
are you a new trip or am i just getting older

regardless, you're an annoying cunt
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>>29011113
Quite new, been here for years though.

And I do try.
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>>29010958
Fucking christ she just keeps getting better
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Considering buying these, can only afford one.
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Anyone watching the legal highs thing on BBC one?
Its fucking funny.
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>>29011331
Blurry as fuck images though
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>>29011356
Yeah I watched that man, Liam is right geezer to be honest.
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>>29011299
sieg heil

>>29011342
these are trash, look like what taigs wear to maccie d's
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>>29011270
fair play mate, all the best
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can i get a tip off on a decent website to get kitchen appliances from?
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>>29011409
Thank you, I just want to make it into the hall of fame
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>tfw my dealer didn't have MDMA tonight

FUUUUUUUCK
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>>29011378
You jealous you can pull off casual shit like my white boi
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>>29010437
My uncle is kicking me out because I lost my JSA money because I got in a fight on the free slavery thing then the guy who was bullying me said I tried to burn the warehouse down.
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>>29011575
Come live with me bro, I got a spare room
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>>29011488
>1488
I apologise, looks like you're a fully fledged Anglo.
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>>29011637
Your fancy words mean nothing to me niger
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>>29011455

AO, or for true poorfags, buyitdirect - though you best hope you have no problems with the product as returning shit to them is a nightmare apparently.
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>>29011693
Easy on the zoot cuz
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if i have some ben & jerry's before bed will it make me sleepier or awake from all the sugar
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>>29011575
>the free slavery thing
kekd
did you try to burn the warehouse down? is your uncle a reasonable guy?
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>>29011852
you need to sleep instantly after. sleeping while full is easy but you need to fall asleep before sugar kicks in. if you manage this you'll have an amazing sleep
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>>29011919
o cool
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Sunburnt to fucking shit and can't sleep
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>can hear housemates fucking above me

Floor/ceiling is so thin in this house I may as well be in bed with them
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Had a fap after getting home from the warehouse and accidentally fell asleep for two hours. I fucking hate that taste in your mouth when you fall asleep for less than three or so hours and wake up. I think because I haven't eaten anything or my mouth has been agape? I dunno.

I keep telling myself I'll get my sleeping pattern back in check but I always, always get distracted by internet. I could use it as well so I can wake up early and give this flat a once-over before the dad or stepmum show up unannounced one day and see how little I've changed as far as hygiene goes since moving out.
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>>29012258
Try living below a couple of neds who own three large dogs that are constantly fighting/fucking/whatever
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I have to keep telling myself that I'm over you. It's a losing battle.


Also, hi general!
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>/britfeel/
generals are cancer

this is a subreddit
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I can't take it any more fellas, I need to loose my virginity. All the porn in all the world can't quench my thirst.

I'm already fapping for the 6th time today.
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>>29012341
I know

>>29012337
Iwillwait


[/spoiler

suplads?
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>>29012371
>loose
lose* See I can't even focus on spelling.
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>>29012371
How old are you mate?

You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was not original.

Jesus robot
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>>29012421
Hi, I'm 23 and haven't even held hands with a girl let alone kissed one.
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>>29012438
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF THATS FUCKING PATHETIC HAHAHA HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
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>>29012438
oh unlucky mate, I want a gf as well
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>>29012473
Its not pathetic and causes me a lot of unnecessary stress in my life. Maybe you could hook me up with someone?
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>>29012528
YEAH MAN WHERE YOU AT???
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Still haven't tided my room
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>>29012552
Shropshire. Hopefully they will go easy on me, I will try my best though from what I've seen in porn.
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>>29012503
This will be our anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_6OL2T_3UI
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>>29012617
>Shropshire

Aint ever heard of it, is it near manny?
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>>29012617
YEAH MAN IM NEAR THERE, GOT A GIRL WHO WILL DATE ANYONE.
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>>29012726
>manny
Manchester? If so then its about 80 miles south of there.
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>>29012757
you shoutanon or something?
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>>29012757
Awesome, can you drop her off? We can have such a good time at my house and the local pubs.
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>>29012793
Dude wtf even I know you gotta pick her up in your whip
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Describe what it is like in 3 words to be British.
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>>29012825
I don't have a car unfortunately but I could send someone to collect her, I know this guy with a helicopter.
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>>29012841
FUCKING SHIT MATE

>>29012793
YEAH MAN HEARS A PICTURE OF HER SHE YOUR TASTE YEAH?
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>>29012873
Nice one lad, got any more of er?
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>>29012873
Firstly Is she over the age of 18?
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>>29009651
How is the EU undemocratic?
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>>29012918
19

>>29012904
You have been muted for 16 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (0.00% content).
OCEEEE
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4chan filename

oce
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>>29013027
>19
Well in that case send her my way, what is her name?
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>>29013027
Ahah what is that fucking tatto it's pretty autistic. but she is still fit though
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>>29013071
DOLPHIN SAFE THOUGH STILL CHAV

>>29013058
VICKY, YOU GOT A THROW AWAY EMAIL?
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Every keystroke you take
Every post you make
Every law you break
Every paycheque you take
I'll be watching you
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Rooms gonna take fucking ages
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Night lads
(Originalio)
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I just returned from a vacation to London. Before I left I asked in one of these threads where to find some bud and was directed to Camden marketplace by a kind anon. I was able to score a fat sack of really dank bud off of some rasta guy In one of the stalls. Made the evenings quite nice as I'm not a drinker or pub type and it's good to unwind after exploring the city. I wanted to come and say thanks for the advice and hopefully that anon sees this post
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>talk to girl on tinder for few days
>ask her if she wants to go for coffee or beer
>Sorry I don't know you well enough

???

Like isn't that the point am I missing something here
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>>29013712
nah she either doesnt like what shes seen of you or she wants to know more before she meets you
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>>29013765
I think I'm just too autistic at talking to girls, I've had like 15 tinder matches and got nowhere with any of them
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>>29013101
i'd still smash her, she has nice tits and body
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Here is some of the things nigii wants to buy this year.

Will cross off every time I buy one.
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>>29014043
All pretty chavvy looking, get a nice shirt or something.

Also that shooter is a pretty shit gun. Get a Sig .40 or something.
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>>29014106
I like chavvy stuff, it makes the chavs on my estate lay off me. Also you take what you can get in the uk, it will get the job done
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>>29014185
>inb4 v&
don't you know they are illegal anon? best bet is pic related
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>>29014314
Its cool its only to use on myself

Joking mod dont try ban me again I aint gonna buy a gun
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1gl46hh3sQ

Big dirty stinking bass,
Dirty, dirty stinking,
Big dirty stinking bass, dirty stinking bass
Big dirty stinking bass,
Bass, bass, bass, bass
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Staying up all night so I can walk all the way to the bank cause I owe money, lost my card.

fuck sake
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I keep fucking up my face.

I get so angry, and i fucking hate myself, and i start punching myself in the face.

constant black eyes, swollen johnny bravo chin.

fuckit lads
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Is poleaboo real?
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>>29014865
i do this


oce 0ce
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>>29015044
ech

i can't control it. i just go mental.

time to get back on that antipsychotic game because SSRIs aren't making the cut.
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I have to retake my English GCSE's on the 6th June for the third time

Fucking hold me lads, I'm not going to pass
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>>29015087
Buy a punching bag, i use that a lot now. Sometimes hurting myself is better though. Still cant find my card
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>>29015240
don't worry friend!

i failed most of my GCSEs and now i'm failing a STEM degree
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>>29015240
Same lad, except its my 2nd.

Just wasted 6 quid.
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