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>tfw your Dad used all the wrapping paper so now I have to go down to the post office and buy some wrapping paper and wrap my parcel in front of everyone and they will be watching and I will be sweating
It's too much for me desu senpai
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You lads asking Karl anything tomorrow?
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>>28972217
what a fucking sell-out
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>>28972242
The jews got to him in the end.
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>>28972111
what will happen to my bennies if we leave the eu?
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>>28972405
they won't be taken and given to muslims
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>>28972449
>this is what brits actually believe
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>Watch It Again on youtube
>videos I've never seen

hmm
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>hate being NEET
>don''t want to work

Life is hard
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>>28972242

Oh yeah, because pretending to be thick was such a noble en devour.
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>>28972868
mental how many people fell for this incredibly simplistic ruse. primary school tier humor.
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Trainposting here, surprised it isn't blocked.
Coming back from England.

Looked like an MMO with all the different races, shapes and sizes. Paid 30 quid for some hot dogs in London what a scam.
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>not even in my mid 20s
>already have grey hairs
Hmmmmm.

Stayed up all night thinking of her. Maybe we should post the waifus?
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its nice when the thread is fresh and un corrupted with shit posting.
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>>28973036
>mid 20s
>waifus

time to seek help I reckon
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>>28973154
No I said I'm not in my mid 20s.
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>>28973036
You stayed up all night thinking about a fictional character? Jesus man go and get a job.
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>have one shot at life
>not born into a super rich family
fuck sake lads
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>>28973303
>have one shot at life
>not born in africa or the middle east

look on the bright side laddo
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>>28973303
Life is easier with money but it doesn't solve everything.

Especially when someone else is in control of it and uses it to control you.
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Poleaboo is awake now

Had some vivid dreams
Was in prison but spent most my time in the library, couldn't find any good books though
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>>28973458
You are going to prison for real soon, faggot. and you deserve it.
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>>28973036
I share your pain desu
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>>28972242
oh do me a favour

how is he selling out? who's paying him to do this you weaponous cretin
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>>28972868
>>28973007
>Ricky and Steve would write Karl as a character and waste him on a fucking XFM show

okay lads
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>>28973031
>Looked like an MMO with all the different races, shapes and sizes
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>>28973640
After a few shows Ricky and Steve basically told him to ham it up. You notice sometimes he'll say something stupid and then pause, as if to say "this is where you come in".
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>>28973668
howling with laughter at your autistic analysis of Karl's speech patterns
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>>28973303
you were born white and anglo lad, you've already got a head start

>.303
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>>28973696
howling with laughter at the idea that you think he's really that stupid
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>>28973744
looks aryan as fuck that lad.
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>>28973696
Not that guy, but in the later episodes or seasons, whatever, you could tell he was putting it on a bit

Like maybe at first he was just being himself but he definitely started saying retarded things on purpose just to suit the personality he'd built
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>>28973747
he's not really stupid though, he's just straightforward. Talk to any working class northerner and you'll find the same, it's quite normal

>>28973771
nah I really doubt it, I don't think he'd do it just for the show, he didn't even enjoy working on it that much
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>>28973458
It was a premonition. Was it a mens prison or a womens prison?
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>You haven't been successful at the telephone interview stage.
>We know that this will be disappointing news and would like to thank you for your interest.

why do I bother?
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>>28973696
>This autist was so rustled when my girlfriend and I were laughing at him that he thinks the phrase "howling with laughter" is somehow magical and uses it all the time.
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>>28973540
Death penalty for creeping out women WHEN?

>>28973821
mens but it was styled like the one out of Orange is the New Black
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>>28973848
>Death penalty for creeping out women WHEN?

Maybe we can paperclip it on when sharia gets introduced
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>>28973848
I'd support it if you were first in line for a firing squad
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>>28973848
I don't think you should be sentenced to death.

I just think maybe around a year in prison would be right for you. 7-8 months for good behaviour. You didn't creep them out just by being yourself, you stalked them and recorded video of them without their permission. You crossed the line mate and now you have to do the time.
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>>28973800
He probably didn't like workin on the show BECAUSE of that.

Think about all the shit that we don't see going on as viewers, all the retakes and shit.
"OK Karl that was really good and funny, can we do it again? A jet passed over and interrupted. OK so shop owner you walk through the door again, repeat the conversation that you had"
"Alright lads I'm going to stop you there, the lighting is poor in this shot. Can we go again please? Thanks fellas"
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this general is far worse than /int/ /brit/
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>>28973800
>nah I really doubt it,

Do you think Derren Brown is some master manipulator as well?

You seem naive enough
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Is karl that dude who got a gun pointed at him and it was obviously set up?
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>>28973882
You can't introduce a prison wife like Monica into a mens prison then take her away after 8 months, they'd riot! She'd only reoffend anyway so that she could go back to having her girlboi-pussy used and abused
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>>28973908
No one wants to stick their dick in poo-in-loo Mingita
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>>28973908
Have you seen the cunt's ugly face?
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>>28973882
>you stalked them
everyone does a bit of online stalking

>recorded video of them without their permission
She didn't even know until the police told her
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>>28973891
then fuck off back there if its so great
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>>28973922
>>28973925
Yeah but prison rules is different innit lads
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>>28973933
This isn't America. No one gets bummed in our prisons unless they want to
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>>28973926
>Everyone does a bit of online stalking

You can't compare what you've done to looking through someone's Instagram.

>She didn't even know until the police told her

It doesn't matter you thick fucking paki! It doesn't matter how she found out!

God, just for trying to justify your sick actions I'd up it to 2 years in prison. A judge would do the same. I hope you try and justify it like that in court, they'll pin you to the fucking wall, you sick little shit.

If you were genuinely sorry then I'd understand you, but you actually think it's OK to do the sick shit you did! You paki piece of shit, you're not fit to shine my fucking shoes.
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>>28973889
>>28973897
wind your necks in lads
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>>28973950
Thats not true lad, plenty of rape and coerced sex in UK prisons, there have been reports about it not that long ago
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>>28973961
>>You can't compare what you've done to looking through someone's Instagram.
In your own words describe my "crime"

I'm struggling to understand your outrage
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Don't prisoners often kill rapists?
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>>28972111
you had one job, I've revamped the britfeel image and all that shit, you've fucked the flag
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>>28974080
You violated someone's privacy by putting a camera in the bathroom to record video of them in private moments without their knowledge.

That's the most egregiously wrong thing you have done.

If you can't understand why that is outrageous then you must be very mentally ill.
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>>28974128
the sky's alright mate but you're is well outdated

this is the most recent one
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>>28974128
That's not the revamped image. It was redone yesterday and includes Whybird.
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>>28974128
Shut up pussy you do a shit job
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>>28974151
I don't understand why he put Whybird in it. It's not as if Whybird has ever even been mentioned on Britfeel.

It should have in-jokes that are Britfeel related like it used to. ASDAN certificates etc.
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>>28974143
I'd love to do that though
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>>28974163
Bert feel is just full of berts telling other berts to shut up.

No jokes here
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>>28974166
There's a difference between wanting to do it and actually doing it.

I'd love to have a hidden camera in a high school girl's changing room. I'd wank to it all day. But I know that it would be wrong, so I don't do it.
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>>28974185
were you not here last year?
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>>28974207
Would it still be wrong if you never got caught and they never knew?
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>>28974163
>in-jokes
mate the only in jokes we have these days are poleaboo and other attention seeking faggots.

there is nothing worth putting in the image,
its britfeel , british things, not fucking attention fag feel.
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>>28974224
>>28974207
High school girls are underage so yes that's a lot worse then what poleaboo did.
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>>28974210
Yes but that was a year ago.
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>>28974273
Nobody would ever find out, only you would ever know. The world would be exactly the same as if it had never happened. Basically it's not a crime, but would you still not do it?
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>>28974293
I'm not him, I was saying I lost all respect for him when he said he was a pedo.
At least poleaboo did it to someone a legal age.
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>>28974224
>>28974293
Yes of course it's still a fucking crime.

Jesus christ Amir, no wonder you are so fucked up if this is how your brain works.

Did no one ever teach you right from wrong? Serious question, didn't your parents teach you right from wrong? Or your teachers?

What the fuck is wrong with you and why are you so fucked up?
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>>28973300
I have a job, do you?
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>>28974339
It's wrong but it's not the worst thing in the world. He just shouldn't of put it online.
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>>28974117
Idk if thats like a pop culture thing or an actual fact, cant be bothered to look into it. but yeah there is a supposed honour code type thing with prisoners where there are some crimes that they consider punishable by death, like rape (especially any sexual crimes involving children). I think the idea is that they view it as "what if that happened to my family, you deserve more punishment". thats how its always portrayed in films and stuff, a machismo culture thing about protecting women and children. But yeah idk if its actually a real phenomenon
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>>28974355
Yes mate I do, and I make 40k a year. How much do you make?

Aren't there any hot women at your work?
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>>28974117
Only those who rape kids

Those who rape women aren't treated so bad, depends on the individual, various types of guys rape
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>>28974386
50k a year.

No
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onani wo shimashouka?
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>>28974143
>You violated someone's privacy by putting a camera in the bathroom to record video of them in private moments without their knowledge.
Not being charged with that so it doesn't count

Also you know why I did it, I didn't do it just because I'm a pervert
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>>28974339
You're not replying to Poleaboo
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>>28974394
50k a year doing what?
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>>28974339
>Did no one ever teach you right from wrong

He's a muslim, don't be so racist.
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So a friend invited me to go out drinking with him on his birthday he's even got me a date who he thinks will like me, he's a chad so he'll help me out if I autismo - problem is I look like shit covered in spots got those black things in my nose and bells palsy so it looks I've had a stroke I plan on showering every day up till the day and washing my face everytime I piss, how do I get rid of bells palsy, spots and black nose things I have one month
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>>28974394
Please do not pretend to be me.
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>>28974411
I'm a plumber. Got a shared business.
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>>28974401
>It doesn't count

Of course it fucking counts you idiot. What planet are you on? You did it! It doesn't matter if you are being charged with it, you still fucking did it.

And you did it because you are a stalker as well as a pervert.

Remember when you had the delusion that your university would pay you compensation?

Instead they fucked you out, forever. You dumb cunt.
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>>28974149
>>28974128
Put a sign in one of the windows offering sexual services from Monica
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>>28974426
I'm not, I was just answering his question.
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>>28974382
That's why sex offenders are often kept in seperate institutions or buildings or whatever.

Not sure how much that happens in this country though, or where Poley will end up for his crimes.
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>>28974438
no

I don't want to indulge that little paki's fantasies
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>>28974470
reminder that pakipoo is only pretending to be a woman so he gets sent to a women's institute
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>Go to petrol garage to fill up and check air pressure
>Drive into the area where the tyre gauge is
>Finished putting air pressure in tyres
>Car pulls up behind me, lady & her son by the looks of it
>Get back into my car to set the new air pressure on my car dash thingy
>Next thing middle age lady knocks on my window telling me to 'Get a move on' & she had to get to work
>her voices breaks half way through her sentence
>Tell her to do one, feel embarrassed for her
>She finally gets back in her car , she looks like she is gonna burst into tears Her soon looks even more embarrsed
>Take a bit more time than longer to move off to just to see if she snaps again

It's good to know we aren't the only generation that suffers from autism
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>>28974382
why don't we just make everyone else pedos so that prisoners will kill themselves in despair
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>>28974461
Accept. Accept. How do I add her? The button isn't working
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>>28974424
Over washing your face can make skin as bad as not washing it, do it morning and evening. Get a comedone extractor for the blackheads and a BHA/AHA treatment thing for the spots (google it, hate to direct you to reddit but they have quite a good guide to this stuff). replace and wash pillow cases as much as possible (every night if you can), same with towels/flannels. Make sure you wash your hair when it gets greasy too or it goes onto your face. Eat and sleep well, drink lots of water and other general healthy shit. Some people say vitamin supplements help, idk how much of a basis for that there is but fish oil extract is a popular suggestion.

Unfortunately requires some effort but in a month you should be able to get it under control a bit. Also buy some foundation/concealer and learn how to apply it, you can do it so that it covers a fair amount but doesnt look like youre wearing makeup. but dont wear it for long periods/too often as it can clog your pores and make skin worse.
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>>28974424
apparently bell's palsy goes away by itself, so you should be fine if you have a month.

For me, I just wash my face several times a day, and every time I shower, to get rid of spots.

Don't worry if it completely dries your face out, you'll get less spots that way. Just make sure to moisturise before you go on this date.

Don't really have a solution to the black nose things other than squeezing them out, though apparently exfoliating by putting your head over a bowl of steaming water helps to get them out.
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>>28974510
>go to garage
>no mechanics
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>>28974474
It wouldnt be, i think he wants to be dominated by women not men, and we all know there are no women here :^)
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Had a ton to drink last night and I still didn't feel drunk, not in the slightest, was strange
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>>28974489
I've seen a few of those change.org petitions go round recently to make sure that MTFs who have committed a crime go to womens prisons rather than the mens ones theyve been sentences to, maybe we'll see one of those for poleaboo soon
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how do i find my prostate? i want to have a proper orgasm and wanking doesnt cut it anymore, how deep do i need to go to find it?
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>>28974532
He says he is a paki bitch for white cock.

It's fucking disgusting. I hate him.
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>>28974516
>Over washing your face can make skin as bad as not washing it

disagree with this desu. you can easily rectify things like dry skin. spots are pretty much impossible to cover up without a lot of makeup.
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>>28974435
>Of course it fucking counts you idiot. What planet are you on? You did it! It doesn't matter if you are being charged with it, you still fucking did it.
She deserved it

>And you did it because you are a stalker as well as a pervert.
Not a pervert, I had no desire to see her naked

>Instead they fucked you out, forever.
Still only suspended
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>>28974558
>hate pakis because racist
>hate pakis when they submit
make up your mind
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is this poleaboo guy qt
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>>28974563
Why the fuck did she deserve it? Because she didn't like you?

No one fucking likes you mate. We don't have to like you. No one has an obligation to like you. Are you so thick that you don't understand that?

>Still only suspended

You're never going back, you idiot. You know why? Because you are loathsome and creepy, you do disgusting creepy things to people, and a university isn't going to force people to be around you.
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>>28974563
Why out the camera in the bathroom then you sick fuck!
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>>28974610
heh
you tell me
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>>28974610
>is this poleaboo guy qt
You tell me
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>>28974630
can fucking smell it from here

makes me gag
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>>28974149
I feels so much more alive than the last one
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>>28974610
you tell me.

pakibl0x
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>>28974635
seems pretty qt i guess
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>>28974562
In the long run, washing your face more often is worse because your skin adjusts to produce the amount of oil it needs, so more washing eventually = more oil. Then if there are days where you can't be washing your face all the time it will get worse, in theory. Also the brand Salcura does good anti-acne stuff, dont know if they still do it but they used to have a 30 day money back guarantee thing for if it doesnt work
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>>28974675
Autismo glasses. When's the fucker getting back then
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>>28974628
Your speech patterns have me suspecting that you are in fact one of the Polish girls (the classmate)

Firstly let me just say it is an honour to speak to you, I know that you try to avoid giving me attention and I understand it is a blessing to have you come down to my level

To answer your question though
The only common areas in the flat that were used were the kitchen and the bathroom (neither of us used the living room)
The kitchen didn't have a decent hiding place for the camera and there was too much light coming in from the window

That left the bathroom as the only option

>>28974624
The whole facebook rejection thing
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>>28974682
>seems pretty qt i guess
Monica is a goddess
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>>28974683
Fair enough. Suppose different people produce different amounts of oil as well.

I wash 3-4 times a day and moisturise whenever I go outside. Works for me as long as I stick to it.
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>>28974720
>The whole facebook rejection thing

No one has to add you on facebook! No one is fucking obligated to add you on facebook!

Don't you understand that?!

She did nothing wrong.
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what's the longest you've gone without wanking?
after you started of course
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>>28974747
the polish girl is a whore and treated poleaboo worse than a dog
she deserves everything she gets, poleaboo was only ever kind to her
#justice4poleaboo
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>>28974759
5 and a half days, was on a camping trip with family when I was 14
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>>28974759
0

AND I'VE SHARED TENTS WITH FRIENDS
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>>28974760
No one is obligated to be facebook friends with some stinking paki.
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>got a phone call from an unknown number for the past few days
>decide to look up the number
>it's the BBC
>call them back thinking I've got the job
>they're just confirming applicants
I was so happy for just a few moments, lads.
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>>28974759
14 days

Was bored and wanted to do something.
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>>28974790
You'd at least have an interview, they're not going to phone you up directly and say "Ok you've got the job"
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>>28974777
sneaky camp wanks are the best
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>>28974759

5 days, visited some friends last year.

when I got home I saw my friend put her nudes on twitter cause she had a bit of an episode.

I came harder than I did for years.
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Love black pudding desu.
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>>28974790
The BBC? You gonna get BLACKED lad?

>>28974740
Yeah thats the problem with recommendations for skin stuff, always differs a lot between people. Some people find one thing and it works great for them but itll make other worse.

If you have problems with greasy/oily skin, this stuff called african black soap might work for you (i recognise the irony of this after what i just said about recommendations....and about getting blacked). Its really cheap on amazon so might be worth a shot for you anyway. dudu osun is the brand ive used, it hasn't got rid of my spots my it keeps them under control/stops worse breakouts and has reduced the oiliness of my skin without being too drying
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could really eat a full English now
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>>28974149
Well done, looks good.
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>>28974886
I know it looks good. I don't need your approval.
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Lads it 19 degrees and im sat here leaking spinal fluid amd its set to grow to 23 degreeson sunday.

Just fuck my pale irish ass up senpai
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>>28974902
But /britfeel/ likes to be a warm and welcoming environment that encourages creativity and accepts contributions from anyone to create an environment where all our multicultural friends can thrive
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>>28974928
That's not op image guy and we hate pakis
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>>28974902
Rasheed

ococo
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>>28974953
>what is a joke
>what is originalo commente
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>>28974998
Fuck off Amir stick to /brit/
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What am I like x
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>>28975025
Good lad. Doing your country proud.
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>>28975025
Someone who cares about the future.
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I haven't posted anything today yet
but I have just opened photoshop back up.


-op image guy
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>>28975025
Same here lad, not gonna vote with memes
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>>28975025
>>28975059
You're throwing our one chance of a paki-free England down the drain. There won't be a second time, change your fucking vote you runts.
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eating chicken toppers with chips
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>>28975059
Why would you willingly do this when they've just passed a law restricting free speech?
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>>28975025
>>28975059

Good, good!! The more you vote, the stronger I become.
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sentient memes
>>>/gif/8659505
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>>28975073
Why do you think that voting out of the European Union would get rid of pakis?
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>>28975080
Uk already has laws doing that

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communications_Act_2003

>Sending a malicious communication using social media was made a criminal offence.

>It was declared an offence to "persistently make use of a public electronic communications network for the purpose of causing annoyance, inconvenience or needless anxiety"

Loads of people have been arrested using this on Twitter and Facebook, including the Scottish man complaining about refugees
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>>28975025
Thanks, goy!
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>>28975073
The pakis will still be here you mong

If anything leaving the eu just means less poles and Romanians not less pakis

Pic related is from an official leave campaign leaflet
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>>28974630
Thats not poleaboo
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average age of a first time buyer is 38
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>>28975170
Why is our nation so shit, lads?
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Did nigii post again after going out?

I need to ask him something.
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>>28975199
Shit weather. Expensive housing. Overcrowded. Ridiculous internet laws.
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>>28975025
Decided to follow your lead lad haha
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>>28975242
Pakis cause the bad weather. The UK had amazing weather before Pakis came here.
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>>28974149
Dopakis really sell alcohol in their shops? I thought it was le haram although I have my suspicions that just like caholicsni ireland the towel jeads love a sneaky bit of alcohol,
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>>28975269
This is true, PAKIS OUT
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We picked 8 British men at random to answer our survey
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>>28975289
>his is true, PAKIS OUT
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>>28975059
>>28975254
Reeeeee cucks ROOOOOO ahh
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>>28975310
kek'd hard

28975310oc
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>>28975328
Kek they're just images taken from imgur/reddit.
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>>28975299
>>28975317
>>28975328
>I can only communicate in memes
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>>28974149
look how fucked the eu flag is tho
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>>28975347
Proof lad? I want to be leaf
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>>28975377
filenames you FUCKING idiot
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>>28975382
>He knows what Reddit filenames look like

You have to go back
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>>28975370
It's fine stop being so autistic about it or fix it yourself
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>>28975170
>Say "I disagree with you" on Twitter
>Go to jail and get bummed by Bubba

I fucking hate this country
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>>28974874
cheers, might look at that. a lot of the stuff specifically marketed as "face wash" is really harsh on the skin.
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>>28975170
Poleaboo causes everyone annoynance, how do we get him put in jail forever?
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OFFICIAL /britfeel/ BREXIT POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/10368449
http://www.strawpoll.me/10368449
http://www.strawpoll.me/10368449

OFFICIAL /britfeel/ BREXIT POLL
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>>28975170
Yes, but the difference is that we can affect UK policy as we actually vote for the government.

The EU commission does what it wants and is never held accountable for any of it.
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>>28975269
There were comments on a daily mail article recently blaming immigrants for flooding.

I liked that religious guy a few years ago who blamed the flooding on the somerset levels on gay people, like of all the places for god to smite because of the gays, he picked the somerset levels?
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test..

added movie poster, maybe I can add the pass + url to it.
(which I don't know cos I forgot)

blanked the windows again except
Kilroy which was asked for
pugwash which was asked for
and Y bird cos fuck you

open to more suggestions for windows,
and I want to change the face in the sun.
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You guys complain about pakis but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4SfGNX9_zU
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>>28975471
every pol ive seen everywhere buts brexit first.

but I saw the same shit last year with vote ukip, so u cant believe anything.

>>28975472
this, very much this
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>>28975492
Add a teletubby and I think we'll be all good.
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>>28975492
I feel like sadiq khan needs to be in there somewhere to keep it relevant/political.

Queens face/royal baby as the sun
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>>28975492
Needs something to do with all the black people in england, like a bunch of em making a grime music video. Dont think theres enough room though
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>>28975504
absolute banger desu lad
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>>28975530
>sadiq khan
Who want's Pakis in the OP image.
>>28975539
Or Niggers.
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>>28975492
Add that frog eyed Muslim lad from the documentary in one of the windows and the machete bloke that killed Lee Rigby on the street

Maybe a sharia law zone poster somewhere
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>>28975471
Jeez the vote isn't for another month calm down.
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>>28975576
>sharia law zone poster somewhere
>doesn't pay attention
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>>28975492
chav rave/house party in the windows
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>>28975557
>>sadiq khan
>Who want's Pakis in th OP image.
>>>28975539
>Or Niggers.
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>>28975583
Don't know how I forgot about that lad sorry, brain is fried today
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>>28975530
If dubs, you will face 100 lashes in Trafalgar square
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>>28975617
Sorry but this is a paki free zone, you need to leave immediately.
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>>28975581
it's in like three weeks
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>>28975492
Move Poleaboo to a window to mimic how he crossdresses in his bedroom
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>>28975642
it's on the 22nd, right at the end of the moneth
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>>28975606
cant we have some positive british things for a change?

>>28975629
thanks
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Pakistan: Woman who rejected marriage offer burnt to death

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-36425946
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>>28975641
>this is a paki free zone, you need to leave immediately.
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>>28975576
No then its not comfy anymore

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/sofyen-belamouadden-murder-the-victims-mother-and-one-of-the-boys-involved-reveal-a-different-side-10197147.html

Lads i still dont understand why this kid was killed? He must of been terrified
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>>28975658
Read an article the other day about a mob of people who burnt/stoned a woman to death for destroying a coran (not all muslims amirite). They're a completely backwards people and wen eed to stay the fuck away from them which is why we need to stay in the EU.
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>>28975660
Go to sleep Ahkmed before a drone comes and wipes out your whole family
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It is illegal to import Polish potatoes or potatoes suspected of being Polish into England.
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I tidied my room, I feel slightly less miserable

Still pretty depressing though
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>>28975678
>ead an article the other day about a mob of people who burnt/stoned a woman to death for destroying a coran (not all muslims amirite). They're a completely backwards people and wen eed to stay the fuck away from them which is why we need to stay in the EU.
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>>28975658
Religion of peace strikes again.

I'm surprised stuff like that isn't more common over here.
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>>28975576
>frog eyed Muslim lad
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>>28975669
>muslim
>black
it's just their culture
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>>28975492
It needs that man with a phone who has a globe for his head on the corner shop. You know the one.
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>>28975704
>Religion of peace strikes again.
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>I'm surprised stuff like that isn't more common over her
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>>28975717
But what middle class adults stab a kid to death for pretty much no reason, the world is scary.
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>>28975678
>staying in a union that'll give hundreds of thousands of pakis they've let in free passports to come here as they please is somehow getting away from pakis
they want turkey in too you know
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>>28975717
>>muslim
>>black
>it's just their cultur
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>>28974527
>apparently bell's palsy goes away by itself,
had it for 5 years now

>>28974516
thanks
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>>28975741
He was buying drugs, read the article.
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>>28975492
yeah where the fuck is Karl Pilkington
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>>28975657
>positive british things
????? like what?
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>>28975629
just a test to see if that's readable at that size and compression.
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>>28975704
Thousands of children being raped by Muslims and the police hiding it, Muslims beheading people in the streets, thousands of acid attacks by Muslims, dozens of honour killings by Muslims - all in the UK. It's pretty common.
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>>28975744
Turkey will never get in, they are decades away. If we don't veto it, Poland or one of the other eastern states will.
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>>28975769
Just about readable.
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>>28975769
that's really nice, well done
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Had a dream last night where Lena Headey was my mother and we had a sexual relationship.

She would only want to fuck if there was a chance of getting caught. At one point my friend went to use the toilet upstairs and she started wanking me off in the living room.

Woke up fully erect, I had to wank immediately.
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>>28975746
Oh. You're probably fucked then laddo.

You would know more about it than anyone on here regardless.
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How does this image make you feel lads?
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>>28975780
>Turkey will never get in, they are decades away. If we don't veto it, Poland or one of the other eastern states wil
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>>28975791
Why do you have so many fedora pictures?

Also proof read next time.
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>>28975781
zoomed in its clear enough for them to be able to ead and type in the url I think.

>>28975766
hum... maybe its because im old enough to remember general positive funny british things full of britishness.
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>>28975780
>Turkey will never get in, they are decades away. If we don't veto it, Poland or one of the other eastern states wi
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>>28975808
it makes me feel nothing
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>>28975752
I suppose I can stick him in the drain, he does seem to get mentioned quite a lot here.
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Who is behind the Paki defense force?
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>>28975837
Monty Python?

Blackadder?

Faulty Towers?
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>>28975856
>ho is behind the Paki defense force?
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>>28975856
What's an American doing in /brtifeel/?

Fuck off
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>>28975848
Thanks op image guy use the cartoon version of him it's funnier
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Anyone seeing this absolute madman in countdown? Gets five continents out then four vowels everytime?!
Mental
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>>28975750

Yeah so do most people, i read it all and still cant find a valid reason why 20 off em would kill him in public
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Most off u r noces right?
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>>28975920
>eah so do most people, i read it all and still cant find a valid reason why 20 off em would kill him in public
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>>28975669
I don't understand why that article is trying to portray the event as something completely crazy and unexpected. It was a pack of niggers that stabbed and beat someone to death. This is something that happens dozens if not hundreds of times a day. It was in the daytime which is odd but again they're niggers so they're not supposed to be intelligent or to think about things logically. That would be far more newsworthy than what actually happened.
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>>28975920
Chances are he didn't clear his debt or was a seller that didn't shift his gear. Unmotivated killings never happen, and random killings almost never happen.
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>>28975945
>Sunday Sport
it's hilarious
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>>28975945
>this was the best nonce killing we have seen in Manaus in many years

kek
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>>28975947
?

>>28975952
Doesnt happen in England that often

>>28975955
Yeah probably, youd think they would just try and scare him though, according to one of the people involved it was because of an argument on facebook
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>>28975978
my personal favourite
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>>28975952
>don't understand why that article is trying to portray the event as something completely crazy and unexpected. It was a pack of niggers that stabbed and beat someone to death. This is something that happens dozens if not hundreds of times a day. It was in the daytime which is odd but again they're niggers so they're not supposed to be intelligent or to think about things logically. That would be far more newsworthy than what actually happened.
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>>28975899
you have a link to this? I don't watch these things.

>>28975720
I don't actually, could you link an image?

-having my lunch break-
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>>28975945
A stairwell nonce-bashing is much more entertaining.
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