Yandere thread.
No cancer links edition
>>28940785
Bumping for people on /d/
>tfw no yandere femboy to love me forever and kill me if I ever leave him
>>28941816
the artist gave her too pointy shoulders
>>28943270
That kinda happens when you're really skinny.
>>28942209
>tfw you're behind the screen.
>>28944565
>tfw nothing real will ever exist beyond this screen that I stare at every day
>tfw finally found an amazing, adorable, wonderful, perfect qt to obsess over
>tfw finally found someone to spend every second of every day thinking about, dreaming about, talking to
>tfw finally found someone to love and be devoted to and possessive of and obsess over forever
And to think it's all thanks to one of these /yg/ threads. What a strange and wonderful world
>>28944780
How is all that related to this board?
>>28944914
Because I met him on one of these threads
bless /r9k/ and /yg/
>>28944942
We're trying to move it back here from /d/. I think the thread, regardless of the shitposting, does a lot of good for people.
>>28944998
It's not worth it. Keep it here.
>>28944780
How long have you known each other for??
>>28944998
I don't think these threads will ever survive on r9k again simply because of how small and slow the threads are. On /d/ it's possible to keep the threads alive because the board is really fucking slow and you only need to bump it once a week. On r9k if there's not constant posting, it'll be buried in just a few hours. There really isn't enough posters/posters with constructive things to talk about ti sustain the thread. That's why for the last year these threads haven't even been yandere related is because there's nothing to talk about but people dont want the thread to die so they talk about random shit. I really think it's best just to let the threads die off. Maybe in a few year or two they might be able to come back but there's no point to them right now
>>28944998
It does if it doesn't get too derailed yeah. I remember when actual discussion was common and interesting in these threads
>>28945091
Just about 2 months!
>>28945331
>2 months
That's not long at all, little pups.
What's your favorite thing about them?
How do I stop being yandere? I wish I could moderate this feeling at least a little bit, every time I feel attraction it is an unmanageable torrent that pushes people away.
>>28945642
You run out of people to really obsess over.
>>28945642
Is it directed towards anyone who gives you positive attention for extended periods of time?
>gf is almost yandere for me and would probably kill me / a girl if I was faithful but isn't otherwise overbearing (She's afraid it will scare me off), only snoops through my stuff a little bit, and sometimes feels like she's not good enough for me and tells me to dump her
How do I inspire her fanaticism in a way that isn't abusive? I just want her to be less apologetic about being obsessed with me, and even if she feels insecure to want to take me with her if she feels like there's no point in living?
>>28945657
This is absolutely correct. That's how I've been recently.
>>28945681
If I was unfaithful* of course.
I mean she's really strongly loving and needs a high amount of contact with me and reassurance and does some really possessive stuff, while being sort of dominant in the bedroom, but it feels like she's just holding back that little bit that could make me feel that much more loved and that much more frightened- I know it's in there somewhere.
>no qt to obsess over me
damn it I just want someone pretty to think about me all the time
>>28945744
I wish I was someone pretty so I could think about you
>>28945703
You're a slut. You will jump from vagina to vagina because that's what you are, a vagina everything man.
>>28945681
>feels like she's not good enough for me and tells me to dump her
This is every girl.
>>28945733
I don't think you should try to pull out more emotions out of them, especially not for that reason.
>>28945744
>>28945770
I'll think about you two every now and then when I'm bored, problem solved.
>>28940785
>Find obsession/love interest
>Doing absolute fucking best to hide powerlevel
>"I like it when boys are jealous and paranoid, its cute"
Am I being rused, or did the majority of /yg/ lie to me and tell me this personality only works on girls and i needed to stop being an autist with it
Also "how do i not fuck up?" post.
>>28945657
>>28945703
How do you even reach such a point? I'm not him, but I don't understand how people can just change their feelings towards someone they feel obsessive about. I've been obsessive over the same person for a long time now, even when they treat me badly I still have very strong feelings towards them. Yet, you posters make it seem like it's easy to cycle through people like items until you get bored of them or if things don't work out. Even if things don't work out, don't you still have feelings for them? This is such an expansive topic and I'm confusing myself talking about it.
>>28945657
I wish I could because being like this is embarrassing, and the idea of forcing myself to live a lie to seem less crazy seems pathetic.
Maybe someday I'll achieve true NEETdom and never be involved with worthwhile humans again.
>>28945664
Not always positive, but attention for long periods is important yes.
>>28945770
why cant you make yourself pretty?
>>28945811
you dont even know what I look like
>have a yandere gf
>I'm not attracted to her or in love with her at all
>>28945832
For me, it's too the point that I have not found someone that is worth obsessing over, or I immediately become self destructive and just kind of faze out the relationship.
>>28945811
Fetishes don't equal slut
>>28945828
It's not that simple. They are probably talking about a specific type of those traits that you can't really know, so you have to be careful.
>>28945570
It's really not, but I already love him more than i've loved anyone, and I've had a long relationship before.
>What's your favorite thing about them?
>asking a yandere to pick their favorite thing about their SO
t-thats impossible, I could talk about a million aspects.
I just love him so much i could devour him
>>28945848
because I'm not a gril
>>28945885
guys can be pretty, just put on a cute dress, makeup, grow out your hair and learn to style it
>>28945811
>don't think you should try to pull more emotions out of them
I had a feeling that "feel that much more loved" was a terrible way of wording it. It's not that I feel deprived, I KNOW it's there. I just can feel her trepidation in unleashing it because she thinks she'll come off as high maintenance or whatever because she's read shitty posts about guys who don't really want gf's because it keeps them from playing videogames or something dumb like that , and doesn't want to lose me to that.
I mean, I want her to express and manifest her love for me in whatever ways come naturally and to not hold back. God knows I love her and need her just the same, but I'm not a very yandere kind of person, jealous and possessive often, but in some ways overly calm and muted sometimes when it comes to more volatile emotions. It suits her better, I think is all. So, if it's there I want to feel that love that crushes like a vice.
Or maybe I'm just over thinking things and trying to poop out OC at 3am
>>28945858
How do you choose who you obsess over? That sounds very artificial. Besides, what makes a person worth loving and obsessing over? I love people for who they are, the idea of choosing who is worthwhile to obsess over seems like you only want to obsess over someone who is everything you already wanted, and not caring about the imperfections of the actual person as well. As though you are in love with an idea instead of a person, that is sad.
>>28945832
>you posters make it seem like it's easy to cycle through people like items until you get bored of them or if things don't work out
I don't understand this either.
>>28945844
>Not always positive, but attention for long periods is important yes
You could simply just be very lonely and want to snag anyone who won't run away from you.
>>28945848
>you dont even know what I look like
I'll think about you spiritually.
>>28945858
>Fetishes don't equal slut
I meant a slut in the sense that you don't have a sole obsession and are more clingy than anything.
>>28945885
>>28945914
Get a room.
>>28945864
>I could talk about a million aspects
>I just love him so much i could devour him
Sounds like infatuation honestly. I do hope you two stay strong.
>>28945914
but you wouldn't like it
>>28945862
I have no fucking clue how real-world relationships work since this is my first one. Best I know if is greentexts from here, so I'm pretty sure i've fucked up more than once already.
For now Im just trying to keep all my shit on the downlow. But I just can't stop thinking about her
When I can't talk to her, I write out conversations that we'd probably have. It's all i've done for a week straight, even blew off work.
I figure she'll find out sooner or later. What's a good cover story if she finds out about /any/ of the weird shit, though?
>>28945927
I really just meet a lot of people and I haven't met a person in a long time that has made me obsessive over them. Just kind of hollow.
>>28945943
Because all of them have drove me away or others have.
>>28945955
I'd like someone who tried that hard to please me
maybe I should be the yandere instead?
>>28945963
>I really just meet a lot of people
Switch meet with fucked.
>>28945956
You must train.
>>28945999
I haven't had sex in like 7 months. I wouldn't say that's a short time.
>>28945943
>You could simply just be very lonely and want to snag anyone who won't run away from you.
I am definitely like that. But no one wants to deal with obsessive, and I can't not be obsessive.
>>28946025
If given the chance you would jump on it, I'm sure of that from your type of response.
>>28945963
Yes I remember you. You are the one man who was seeing that one woman and then started posting on that fetishist site yes? That was a while ago, does that not seem vain? I have my own issues with obsessing over people, but it feels like I am alone here. As though people here say they are obsessive, but it's not the real thing, as though people here are very picky about who they decide to care about and they can easily move on. That feels very odd to me.
>>28945989
sometimes the one who is most obsessed is the one who keeps it to themselves. Or maybe that someone is just more controlling.
but I wish I could be pretty enough to make someone happy and serve them
>>28946046
Not really. I know better then to hook up with people. It's pointless to have sex with someone when you don't see yourself with them. I try to, but it never goes past casual dating.
>>28944630
Nothing to lose means nothing but gain. Have hope.
>>28944780
>>28944942
>>28945331
>>28945864
Congratulations! Tell us more about him. How well do you know each other? What's his favourite food? What's his favourite animal? Are you physically close enough to shift it over the real world or is it just online?
>>28945126
You need to believe.
>>28945681
>>28945921
Tread carefully. Don't do any psychological manipulation. Reinforce her behaviour by promoting it. Leave your phone unlocked, leave minimal account privacy in sites like Steam so she can harmlessly stalk you and so on. Outright asking them if they would like to have more access to your privacy will work wonders, in my experience.
>>28945832
Can't speak for the rest, but I don't find and obsession target that easy. When I have get obsessed, the only way it broke down when was the other person did something so incredibly outside the range of my convictions, that all that was left was disgust (I still think about them though, but not romantically).
>>28945850
Be a good sport and break up with them. Never stay in a relationship out of pity.
>>28946050
We're not all in the same boat as you but I know your sails by memory, you're not alone.
>>28946199
>Be a good sport and break up with them. Never stay in a relationship out of pity.
What part of yandere gf do you not understand?
>>28946086
I don't understand
JUST LOVE ME DAMN IT!
>>28946207
What did you mean by that? Did you love someone once before? Do you still have feelings for them? You could share your story, if you'd like.
>tfw clingy as fuck but not yandere so no one wants me
Uups
>>28946280
I'd prefer a clingy gf rather than one that would kill me for looking at another girl
>>28946236
I'm scared and sorry
but for your sake I will put you out of your misery
So where does one get a yandere gf
>>28946265
A specific case that I had in mind, guess not.
>Did you love someone once before?
An odd taste.
>Do you still have feelings for them?
Like one of those jawbreakers that the kids like, it changes flavours from time to time yet they're always sweet.
You could share your story, if you'd like.
Difficult to put into words.
>>28946236
>>28946326
This is a good ending.
>>28946338
Yandere women usually hide their true character traits until they latch onto someone. Sometimes the girl might suffer from a mental illness and be in a place like a mental health hospital, but most of the time they're in no particular place. I think most women that would be called yandere are introverted (most, not all) and are less likely to be in public. They probably spend their time browsing the internet, but I doubt most women like that would come to this site.
>>28946403
They're usually from australia, they come here for help.
>>28946199
I wouldn't think of doing anything to hurt her or her mind set, and the way I see it as much as I'd like to foster dependence it will be better for the both of us if we can both function without falling apart without the other (for hopefully only short times) but as far as clinginess goes she's said I'll be the last person she dates regardless of how it turns out and I feel the same. So I don't see any harm in letting her get a bit more in control of me and falling a bit more "madly" in love. :3
I'll try letting her look through some of my accounts and maybe throwing out some lines here and there like "I love how you always want to talk" or "it would be nice if you could always have an eye on me". Obviously in less awkward ways but the jist being positive reinforcement whenever I notice her acting that way right?
>>28946369
>Like one of those jawbreakers that the kids like, it changes flavours from time to time yet they're always sweet.
That's a very interesting way of describing your feelings. Maybe one day I'll steal what you said so I can describe my own feelings that way.
>You could share your story, if you'd like.
I can't. Not really safe to talk about it here, I have to be intentionally vague, but that's fine. I couldn't even properly describe my situation even if I was forced to. I feel like a basket case of emotions. I'm a mess.
> meet this girl
> we chatted alot online
> first week is amazing, we meet every day
> she always waits for me at 6-7AM near my door
> weird, but it means she likes me, right?
> we start officially dating
> 4 weeks in we share a big kiss and cuddle together while watching a movie
> she comes over alot to my place with her laptop, we play games
> while she's playing some game, I take her phone because I need to take a picture of something
> open up the gallery afterwards
> pictures of me sleeping
> she never was in my room while I slept
> she comes clean and tells me she climbs into my bedroom (2nd floor) and watches me sleep
> go to the store
> this cashier doesn't like me for some reason
> always throws the food I buy all around
> does it for everyone, but doesn't like ME particularly
> gets really fucking bitchy if I don't use a credit card and pay in smaller change
> talk about it with gf
> We go to the shop together, she says she will pay
> we are the only people waiting in her line, others dodge her line usually
> takes out a bag of small change
> asks the cashier to count it
> she goes full ape, saying she doesn't have to do shit
> gf asks if maybe she needs help from the manager to count
> the cashier turns pale and starts counting and cursing
> spend a good 7min doing so
> gf keeps rushing her and being mean
> gf says she'll come back in a month so she better brush up on her counting skills.
> skip forward
> she loves animals alot
> I find it funny how she has to save even flies that crash into the fountain
> she dries them and makes sure they fly away
> walking through the park in the evening
> completely alone
> cat come sup to me
> i know this family feeds it, but it doesn't really belong to them
> I want to pet it
> it scratches my faces near the eyes
> think nothing of it
> see gf tackling the cat
> snaps his neck, throws it into the dumpster
> has a very weird look in her eyes and a big smile
> says if someone touches me, she will kill them
>>28946472
Hah, I tripped and you let me hit the floor on that one.
>>28946486
Wow betty gud story fampai Im really sure she tackled and broke a cats neck Cx
>>28946441
To this date I cannot remember speaking to a person from Australia in one of these threads and I have been posting here for a long time.
>>28946486
If this story is real you should get her some help, killing animals is a big problem.
>>28946499
You're a weird one and I can't always understand what you mean.
>>28946325
But anon
Im not a girl
>>28946486
Yeah this was cute until the last part.
Which is exciting but I really like cats so I'm also kind of outraged.
>>28946578
are you sub?
>>28945858
>I have not found someone that is worth obsessing over
Thats because you always get dumped
>>28946537
The cat was young. It's very easy to grab a cat and do whatever you want with it.
>>28946553
She only killed an animal once, Which is funny because she really likes animals. As she said she only did it because she thought the cat scratched my eyeball. The nails basically hit under my eyes. She overreacted alot.
She has actually been to multiple psychotherapists and was on a few meds, but she still has this weird fascination of protecting me from the world. The only good thing is she doesn't talk about physically hurting people anymore. She only does some bad things that make life uncomfortable for them if they do something to me.
>>28946592
It was something we talked about alot. She was really upset she did it and said she did it in the heat of the moment. I also really like cats and animals. It was only a one time thing.
>tfw I don't have a yandere gf to hug tell her I love her and for her to do the same
>>28946599
I guess
Ive never had buttsecks
>>28946632
be my bf then
we dont need to do butt stuff just wrap your legs around me and jerk us off while we kiss
>>28946655
You are a big fat mistake.
>>28946655
But anon
You probably live far away
And think Im ugly
I no longer wish to live in this miserable realm, take me to another. I no longer wish to live in this miserable realm, take me to another. I no longer wish to live in this miserable realm, take me to another. I no longer wish to live in this miserable realm, take me to another. I no longer wish to live in this miserable realm, take me to another.
>>28946625
True, but I don't ever see the need to fight for it like I did with others.
>>28946682
You are a big fat illusion
>>28946682
the mistake is being alone when I could cuddle with someone if I let go of my preferences
>>28946691
I dont care what you look like
where do you live then?
>>28946706
Like burned granules of sand, brother.
>>28946698
I'll take you to another realm, my loved lordship
>>28946726
let us be on our way
>>28946738
what about these pesky things? should we really leave them like this?
>>28946722
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>>28946758
now I feel as bad as >>28946778 that loser
>>28946788
Sorry anon...
Im a dissapointment anyway
>>28946764
If you really wanted a QT yandere gf, you would already have one.
I guess you don't really want one
>>28946723
How should I respond to something that doesn't exist?
>>28946627
It's nice to hear she doesn't hurt animals anymore...but you should perhaps set stricter guidelines with her, so that she may understand that hurting people or sabotaging someone else's life isn't always the right action when someone messes with you.
>>28946726
Yuria is a weird character
>Makes you marry someone else, but is completely loyal to you when afterwards
>>28946870
Let's be honest that "marriage" wasn't that much in terms of spending the rest of your life with a loved one.
So spam guy doesn't want a gf or what because if he'd stop I'd totally date him but who could obsess over someone so one dimensional
Gimme gf this, must be yandere that. What a dingus
>>28946899
Dingus man, you, please go away and sniff your slut's asshole.
>>28946852
Normally she's just mean to people that do it. And I can't get her to forgive those people. But she said she will never ruin their lives or hurt them in any way that would leave a long lasting effect. Just didn't want her to end up locked up for slashing someone up or something.
It took about 3 years to get to this point and she's not budging anymore, so I don't try to change her anymore.
>>28946911
>>28946911
What are you on about, who's asshole?
>>28946883
I read that a marriage between undead, one undead has to absorb the darksign of another, and live with it, or something like that. Anyway, it's all fan canon. I'm not sure why that marriage was put in the game, especially since you do not talk to Anri much, so it feels as though it's not just to please people who want a waifu simulation.
>>28946915
I guess a person can only change so much, but it's nice to hear she's come some way. I have some mental illnesses and violent tendencies, but I got therapy over the years and I'm a very calm person now. I dislike reading about people who want their girlfriend t be crazy and psychotic, it hurts living like that. I always recommend people like that should try to help their partner get professional treatment.
>>28947012
Wasn't it that a person can only gain so much of the dark sign on there own? So you needed to absorb the needed dark sigils from another cursed one? I think it was all just a overly elaborate lord ceremony past that.
>>28947012
Well that's what I did. Like I said I mainly did it because it was abit scary to listen her talk about what she would do to people. How she would torment them. I started with explaining to her that if she goes through with it, eventually she will go to jail and then she'll never see me. so she started getting therapy and it helped.
she's still clingy and holds very big grudges, but now I don't have to worry to see a news report that some random person was found in multiple trash bags.
All I would like to do now is help her get some friends. During our relationship she never had a friend. and I was indirectly made to drop mine. I only had online friends and no real friends, but still. I don't want to live in this social swamp anymore. Shes' very VERY reluctant about us talking with other people.
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>>28947162
hey, just wanted to tell you you're doing a great job and i really respect the work you're putting in.
to hell with these people
>>28947189
Perpetually stuck in your filth.
>>28947074
I think so, but I wonder what way it goes. Are you absorbing Anri's dark sigils? If so, does that make him 'not undead' and then he dies for real? Or are you putting your dark sigils in Anri to purify yourself in some way? if you are, it doesn't say so because after the ceremony you still have 5 dark sigils and you're still hollowing.
>>28947101
I think getting her a friend who is somewhat obsessive like her may help. My first friend was someone who was dealing with problems of obsession like I am, we got along really well. Perhaps though, your girlfriend may have a bit more of an...conflicting personality and she might not get along well with others no matter how relatable or nice they may be to her. I couldn't say, I don't know her personally. So it's just the two of you with no one else? You have no friends, are you lonely or is she enough?
>>28947232
i have to find new friends since i lost one recently
>>28947242
Anri appears in the last Lord of Hollows cutscene, so they survive as a hollow. After the ceremony you have 7 dark sigils.
>>28947242
Afterwards you get 3 more so you have 8. So maybe Anri was getting free levels too.
Also,playing as a girl
>>28947277
>>28947278
correction: it's 8 dark sigils not 7
>>28947242
she's completely enough for me. I didn't have real friends for about 7-8 years now and no online friends for abit over 4 years.
It seems she's the same and I didn't see her go anywhere alone when we started living together. Been doing that for almost 4 years. She doesn't talk with anyone online. Our setup in the room is so that I can see what she's doing and never seen her on any social media.
Like you said she doesn't trust people. She really dislikes people in general. Thinks that men only talk to a girl to have sex as an end result and most girls these days are whores that only care about parties and dick sucking mileage.
She never expressed the need to have friends either, but it just feels like a twisted view on life. I know alot of people are either horrible or not my type, so I don't hang out or look for friends. But she sees most of them as parasites.
Was always surprised she even agreed to hang out with me with that point of view, but we talked for 3 months in a game or so, so she said it was the only reason why she agreed to meet me.
>>28946899
I'm pretty sure it's the same person that warned about bringing the thread here and practically swore would "bring it down".
>>28947376
Just report and be done with it. It doesn't matter. the 4chan extension makes it easy to hide and auto-hide the posts when needed. Making a new thread takes 2 seconds.
>>28947376
Yeah it's probably Doj.
>>28947404
Ha ha, seriously him of all people?
I guess it adds context to the kind of mostly shitty lyrics used
>>28947470
Yeah Daft punk is good and all, but their lyrics were never good, and Doj hates anything that goes against his personal hugbox ideal 4chan.
Why the fuck haven't they banned Doj yet?
>>28947489
> tfw pre shutdown /r9k will never ever come back
The board had so much potential. so many great stories. So many friends made. Video collabs and sing alongs done with random anons from around the world.
and now we have autism, pepes and tfw no gf. No idea why this board isn't deleted yet. You could easily take a good chunk of the shit here to /b/, /soc/ and /adv/. Maybe /pol/
>>28947524
I think it's more of containment board at this point.
>>28947489
Which is funny because he's tried pretty hard to force several generals with absolutely no success.
The most (You)'s he gets he acts stupid to replicate an old meme or throws someone under the bus with "harmless" discussion like the object of his pedo obsession. Does he shit post in the other non-ddlg generals to? I wouldn't be surprised if he was the one complaining about how women can't be dominant and if a man is subby he's not really man.
>>28947549
Doesn't do a good job honestly. See /r9k/ spilling out everywhere. /pol/ and /b/ are good at being containment boards.
/r9k/ just exists, but has no purpose.
>>28947277
>>28947278
Oh, well geez I never noticed. I guess I just zoned out. That does make sense because Yuria worships the darksign and would want you to become more hollow.
>playing as a girl>being a guy
>>28947341
I think she'd be happier with friends, even if she may not think so. I dont know her, but I'm just assuming. It's an odd situation though, you can't force her to be friends with someone, and the friend would have to be female, and probably patient and understanding. You could try getting her a pet, it might with any potential loneliness. Dont underestimate how much a pet companion can help.
>>28947554
I know he still bitches on /d/ every once in a while, and he pops up in every tripfag thread.
>>28947558
Yeah, but I can't imagine how much worse it'd be.
>>28947570
I figured, you either play yourself or a waifu/husbando
I am in love with a yandere. I know she is crazy in a lot of ways, doing these kind of things even for me, without us being a couple. I don't really know if she likes me or not, but I would love to have her by my side.
Anyway, there is this other girl, I do not like her, I mean, I don't hate her, but I am not in love with her. She is in love with me but as I said before, I do not want to have a romantic relationship with her. She discovered I am in love with first girl and realized she was crazy because she saw her making a guy fall downstairs after he spill his drink on me by accident and did not apologize and laughed about it, and other time when she cut another girl's hair after she stepped on my foot using high heels and did not apologize either . Since second girl is into anime and shit, she quickly associated first girl with yanderes and such. The problem was that then second girl started to try to act crazy like first girl (failing miseraby, obviously) by saying "crazy" things like "that one person deserves to die" or even worse like "I would kill that guy just for you", the way she tries to act is so cringey, how do I retain her from doing so?
>>28947570
We have a parrot and a dog. If she doesn't spend time with me, she spends most of her free time with either one of those. we also have a parrot harness, so she takes both of them out to the local park.
>>28947597
Too bad Dark Souls 3 removed hair styles that were in 2. Now my roleplay will never be complete
>>28947602
That's an awkward situation considering the girl you actually like IS a yandere. You couldn't just say 'that behavior is wrong'. I dunno, really. I'd have to think about it. You could just ignore her, but that would be rude. Perhaps just react in a negative way whenever she says something like that. If she says someone needs to die or whatever, try to act taken back a bit, as though that turns you off. But as I said earlier, it'll make you seem like a hypocrite, which I guess you are, I dunno really.
>>28947737
Long unruly hair is always in it so I'm good.
>>28947737
No, I do not say it like she is not doing it properly. The problem is that she is not that way at all and tries so hard to act like that, which makes her look like and overacting idiot. I mean, it is like that kind of situation where everyone is talking about something and then this person comes and acts like they know about what everyone is talking about just to fit, but they obviously does not understand anything of the conversation and still tries to impress the others. Yes, like that. That is why I said she was acting cringey.
>>28947622
Does she express herself online at all? tumblr account, youtube? Actually, it doesnt even need to be online, writing can help relieve stress by itself, but online you have an audience. Maybe try to get her to write in a diary!
>>28947826
She visits 4chan, but mainly lurks.
She used to have a tumblr, but switched to pinterest, because she said "there are too many disgusting people on tumblr". She has steam, but I've never seen her really talk to anyone, unless during some match.
At least be a little creative in your shitposting.
>tfw used to play neopets
>tfw used to play gaia
I miss the days when things were simple and I could act cringy and not care
>>28947823
Well I wouldn't know what to say other than she may get bored of pretending after a while, or maybe you have to be a bully and tell her to stop? I've never been in such a situation, can't you just ignore it?
>>28947862
>quits tumblr for having disgusting people but lurks 4chan
Lol. But I dunno, it almost sounds as though she is doing fine. Perhaps it is best to not push a friend on her, you can't really force that kind of thing anyway.
>>28948013
She really dislikes the liberal and feminist movement. Can get easily triggered in a long winded rant about feminism in particular. Tumblr was quite full of it. She has been browsing 4chan since the start, so just stops visiting this places sometimes and then comes back again.
I'm also not sure about pushing her. Maybe I shouldn't do it. She seems happy and never expressed the need for friends. I just keep thinking she does it for me or something. But maybe she would tell me if she wanted to have a social life.
Ayy reporting worked.
Someone explain how i can get a yandere gf?
>>28948499
Watch anime and choose yours.
But if you want a stalker you must make yourself appealing and interesting, then go around saying you want a stalker. Eventually someone who sees this as an easy opportunity to dump their feelings somewhere will start stalking you. This sadly involves being an attentionwhore or having a bit of a personality in an anonymous place.The person might be a male too sadly for you.
>>28948499
why would you want a yandere gf tho? It's stressful and only a few moments are like from animes. Everything else is just bullshit.
>>28948567
> then go around saying you want a stalker
I don't know if that'd work. That would be as if I shaved my ass and started going around telling people to feel my ass. nobody would take me seriously.
>>28948641
I'd feel your ass. Some people would do so ironically too, if they are man enough.
How do i become yandere
>>28948641
Also it would definitely 100% of sometimes maybe, but you can't just say that you want a stalker and that's it. You have to bait them too. As I said it also requires you to seek attention. An example would be tripfags, though I don't wish you to be that. It just is effective.
>>28948653
Well, girls wont be your gf ironically. But thanks anon, I'm glad to know you'd feel my ass.
I gave my oneitis a chocolate cake I baked and I put drops of my blood, thanks 4 the ideas /yg/
>>28948567
Well.... it worked for Vyro....
>had yandere gf
>she lived on the other side of the world and im an idiot so i got tempted by this other girl who had a huge crush on me and said she wanted to come over to my house
>break up with yandere and start dating other girl
>yandere begs me a lot to take her back, saying things like we didn't need anyone else and she wanted me to save her
>eventually starts saying that she's gonna kill herself, don't take it as seriously as i should have
>she ends up doing it
ive regretted it ever since
shes the one i really loved, i still think about her every day
DO yanderes actually exist irl?
it would be cute to have one, I mean it would be cut to have any girl interested in one, but then again a grill really interested at that point must feel great.
>>28948667
You can become really obsessive by conditioning. You must brainwash yourself into liking a someone. Then in the end it will occur to you: if you've done so much for that someone it means that what the brainwashing did was wake you up to the truth inside you.
>>28948701
yeah something similar has worked in the past for me too, except the other way around
>>28948710
i've seen similar people to what a loving stalker would be like, but it's best to assume that they are unexistent since finding someone you like is already hard, even more hard finding a unicorn yandere. I think it would be really good for you too anon I wish someone would love you lots man.
>>28948701
Why not go further than blood? Where does one draw the line. Either way, putting blood in food, I always read about it but I never understand why.
>>28948807
I am sorry I didn't understood all of your thread., but I get the last part, thank you.
could you please rephrase your post to me again?
>>28948891
this is a fair notion
>>28948891
Because it turns them on? Are you saying a girl watching a guy eat food with the girl's blood in it turns the girl on sexually?
>>28948902
I've seen people who are close to being yandere but it's better if you don't try to find one since it's really hard. I think it would be really good for you too anon I wish someone would love you lots man.
>>28948701
>>28948856
I thing the boold part is the cutest, I hnnng for that, know I wanna know for real if there are actual yanderes irl.
It would be great!
I would love to eat her bloody food.
or at least a food made for me, it must be lovely.
Oh my god that is the cutest thing I have eve read really!
>>28948801
trust me ive wanted to ever since
i was completely and utterly broken by it
although it seems like you might have replied to the wrong post or something considering >>28948834
Seeking mentally ill bf
>>28948952
How mentally ill do you want them to be, senpai?
>>28948856
I didn't really want to put vomit in his food or anything else, blood is my life force so I think that's more romantic than any other bodily fluid
>>28948927
In my case it isn't sexual, it's a way of becoming one with him.
>>28948931
oh thank you anon, but I understand to have someone that interested in your person you have to be really attractive or interesting, that is why famous people have the most near thing to yanderes irl.
But I feel is very hard to find someone to care for me in the first place, wishing a yandere seems delusion now.
Dou you have an actual gf yourself?
Where do I get yandere gf
>>28948979
Mentally ill enough that they can't be trusted to be alone.
>>28949022
Sounds like you want a selfharmer
>>28949046
nah, they're boring.
>>28949010
no I have no
>>28949064
Self harmers aren't boring, you just associate with the pansy ones
>>28949022
iktf
>tfw no heavily schizo bf for me to take care of
>>28949064
They seem fun and exciting
>>28948952
I'm convinced everybody is telepathic and can read my mind
am i get gf?
>>28948990
>>28948856
>>28948701
>gf wants cum in her food (or jokes about it)
>Wondering how she'd react to blood
>>28949137
I'm a boy.i read your mind, you're secretly a faggot
>>28949093
oh I thought you were going to tell me a story about this yandere that you met or had a crush on you, or something because you seem to know a little.
how did you know that then?
>>28949145
ITS LATENT GODDAMMIT
>>28949121
I know someone who self harms who keeps it a secret, but only told me because I'm a close friend. There are plenty of people who self harm who keep it a secret, even from friends. Either way, I don't believe cutting is a big deal, I never said they're a danger to themselves. I just find that people who self harm are usually interesting people.
>>28949108
Do girls actually want this? serious question.
I have some serious mental diagnoses but I feel ashamed and never tell anyone about it, I don't even mention, I have asked my family to please don't mention it never.
is this a thing or a meme?
>>28940785
Cancer links for yandere general:
yandere.org - site
https://discord.gg/012CK1V8vYZ3Q3Pzi - discord
>>28949195
O-oh, thank you, I guess it is better to hide this and never tell anyone. yeah why would somebody want someone legit mentally ill right?
no more beyond and entertainment that is.
>>28949167
I don't know specifically what you mean by "that", but I can tell you a few reasons why I know something about the subject. I've been around threads like these for a very long time. I can't tell you I've met the ideal version of a yandere, but on the threads, and while doing research for people that exhibit such traits, I've learned some things.
I'd also like to add that the reason I'm interested in the subject is because I tend to get caught up on people, which ends up with me stalking them a fair bit.
>>28949185
>>28949195
Not all schizophrenic people are vegetables or is this a new meme?
>>28949267
By "that" I meant your knowledge on the subject.
please tell everythin you know, and why you stalk them and why you get caught up?
I seriously wanna know please tell me everything.
starting with why.
>Tfw you will never have a cute yandere gf to watch anime or play video games with
>>28949395
quality work comrade
>>28949349
You wouldn't hurt your yandie would you? That would be cruel.
>>28949455
No I would only cuddle her and give her all of my attention.
>is it normal to want a yandere but be afraid of them?
>>28949338
i just saw someone I wanted to befriend, and something about them draws me so much to them, it's like having a new north in my map. I get really interested in the person. It's like inside my mind I keep rewinding, thinking "I have to see how they are doing", but it happens every second or two. This is of course after I've found every piece of information about them I can. I just want to love them, so I make myself love them by entering a state of mind that I can't get out of. then things get a little more distorted in my mind.
>>28949470
What if your attention wasn't enough. Sometimes you can give a person all of your attention, and they get used to it, and then they start to feel like it isn't enough.
>>28949515
are you into boys or grills?
who are you looking after right now?
how do you get info?
what makes you wanto befriend them?
>>28949526
not him
but
I would find that lovely.
>>28949526
That's pretty cute I would explain to them that they are my love and life.
>>28949565
>>28949585
When a person reaches that point, they'll never feel not lonely, no matter how hard you try. That means you'd have to dedicate yourself to someone who is clingy and scared to let go of you for even a little bit. Doesn't that sound awful?
>>28949613
Not really it sounds way better than someone who ignores you all day
Robots, how do you get a girl to like you if she doesn't already?
>2007, junior year of high school
>girl sits down with me at lunch because I always eat alone
>we become best friends
>she calls me her platonic soulmate at times, and I fall deeply in love with her
>I confess my feelings for her in 2008, 2009, 2011, and 2014
>rejected every time because she has no romantic feelings
>January 2015
>complaining about how I feel like a loser living with my parents
>she offers to let me live with her at her apartment
I've been her roommate ever since. I plan to ask her outo again soon.
>>28949663
did you miss the friendzone memo? once you're in, you never get out.
>>28949543
I'm not sure until I see the person. I can see good things about boyos and grils.
i am loyal to a secret person.
i get info by google and through clues in what they say
desu i think i have a thing for edgy anime people, but i also think certain traits make people seem more available for stalking by me. loneliness being an example.
>>28949613
>Doesn't that sound awful?
I have never had some to care for me, you must have and or expierenced that, but to be honest, that just add more loveliness to it.
a person dedicated to yourself clingy sacared to let you go, sounds like a dream, it would feel cute to have someone like that to care for you in a bit,.
it could be cute to reciprocate. what would ii feel to have someone after you?
it sure must feel great and lovely I think.
>>28949681
>edgy anime people
what is this edgy anime people?
what does it means?
the loneliness is a trait of a person you wanna stalk why?
who is this secret person you are loyal to right now?
is he a boy or a girl?
are you bisexual?
>>28949687
theres a difference between someone caring about you and needing you to babysit them 24/7.
>tfw a creepy girl will never start to stalk you and one day kidnap you to put in her rapedungeon
>tfw i'll never find a boy like thatunderaged boyi found on these threads a year and a half ago.
It's a long story, but the girl I've been dating for 3 years since high school left me last week because she said she was "anromantic", meaning she couldn't feel romantic emotions. She said she never really felt anything about the relationship to begin with besides it being "fun". I doted on her so much, and always made sure she was OK and stuff, but she didn't like any of that, either. She didn't break up with me for personal reasons. She said she just didn't, and never will, want a relationship. I at least feel good I don't have to worry about her being with someone else, but it's so jarring to have someone to say " Good morning" and "Good night" to everyday and be happy to talk to and talk to all day and hang out with and cuddle and all that stuff. She said she still wants to be friends but I don't know if I can do that because she's lied to me for so long and really hurt me badly. As stupid as it sounds, I feel emotionally raped and wronged more than anything.
And input, anyone? Sorry it's long, but I've been told I "codependent" and I can agree with that, I think. I always used to worry when she was gone because I thought she was hurt or something.
>>28949712
still you make this difference because maybe you see a common thing people interest in you,.
But i Haven't, I would like to have someone taking interest me at any intensity as long is in their hearth content,.
the more I can imagine the better, seriously someone needing my existence just sounds lovely.
>>28949728thats quite a spoiler
>>28949745
i love the way you type things out, is english your second language?
>>28949752
Only by a few months.they lied to me about their age
>>28949745
No one cares about you and you should give up already that's why everyone ghosts your ass
>>28949687
>it could be cute to reciprocate. what would ii feel to have someone after you?
It feels as though you're entirely responsible for someone else. As though you've adopted a child in a sense. They need you emotionally, they hurt without you but when they're with you, you can see how happy they are and how much they appreciate you. It makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside but also scared because you dont want to hurt this person who is so vulnerable to you.
>>28949767was there anything particular that made him special?
>>28949764
y-yes, is it too obvious.
I try to minimize the typos, but it is difficult sometimes knowing or remembering if a word as two s or one, or it has a silent s.
Am I at least making my self clear enough to be worth reading?
I'm always embarrassed when somebody points it out.
>>28949811
kill yourself you faggot and ghost yourself
>>28949804
Only to me.
You wouldn't understand, or it wouldn't sound like something special to you.
>>28949768
I know, how do you know people ghosts me that much?
>>28949185
Don't give up hope Anon! there are plenty ofdamaged girlswithmessiah complexout there
>>28949704
You're really cute, anon
>>28949704
it's because if they are lonely I feel like there will be more room for me or my attention at least. It's aboy i'm stalking.
i like when they hate the world, because it means there are less things that they like, and more room for me. but I also like seeing them being happy, so if they love things it makes me glad as well.
>>28949799
But I can also imagine that you don't want to hurt any person you care for.
any person that is vulnerable to you because they care about you is lovely, reciprocating their feelings must feel cute, anyone that makes you feel scared for their safety is worth having around, that means they care.
>>28949819
why are you rude to me, what did I do to you?
>>28949831
I don't have this cool mentally illness that she talks about.heavy ocd, asocial disorder, despersonalization stuff
h-hello im a shy boy... i want a yandere gf.. pls...........
>>28949740
Anyone? I can admit I'm obsessive and I thought this was an appropriate place to ask for advice and help.
>>28949844
t-thank you.
Would you please tell me exactly why though?
>>28949811
your words make sense, but there are a few silly looking mistakes in the sentences. its fun to read.
whats your original language?
>>28949848
have you ever had a posiitve reaction of your stalking?
is your stalking related to a feeling of love?
Do you love him?
>>28949876
Probably because you're posting anime.
>>28949906
Could you please point out the parts that have the silly looking mistakes, and what makes my typing lovely?
My birth language is not a cool one like you expect sadly.is spanish
>>28949857
That depends, not everyone reciprocates, I know a person who shared her feelings and her love did not reciprocate, that really tore her apart and still affects her. Most people wont reciprocate, actually. Clingy behavior is looked down upon by most people, it's seen as annoying and overbearing. Combine an overbearing person with a personality that might not mesh and sometimes you can really drive someone away, even if you love them dearly. These types of relationships usually end this way, before they even begin, but the ones that do begin don't always work out. Clingy people tend to be jealous, paranoid and controlling. It may be nice to have someone really love you, but after a while you begin to feel trapped. You may think 'what if she doesn't love me, just the idea of me, having someone at all?'. Stuff like that really ruins relationships. Most of the time, people who are clingy like I've been talking about never have long term success. It's sad but true
This thread is full of gays.
>>28949944
b-but they are just faces to add the expression to the written message, this is an imageboard after all, Is not against the rules.
Is this an unwanted feature in posting for someone, I never had a problem with it, only on pol maybe, I thought it added more depth to the message.
Is not that I am posting my face or something, the most I have ever done was posting my eyes.
I don't do it for the attention.
>>28949997
People see them as an attempt to seem "cute" and will think you're a faggot.
Just how it is, pal.i think it's cute.
I have 1,500-ish Yandere images, does anyone mind if I post some? A lot of them are sadism kinda stuff, but I'll stray away from those. Sorry if some of them have an iFunny tag on the bottom, too.
>>28949954
its hard to point out the silly parts, it just doesn't sound completely natural is all.how many years have you been learning/knowing english?
yandere for jesus
>>28949975
I know being clingy is and unwanted trait for girls, I have stoped being clingy years ago. but maybe because they are so used to attention. I am not, seriously I don't see it being a problem, I would love to have someone to care that much for me, I would like to reciprocate.
You sound like you have a lot of experience in having people caring for you, I am quite jealous, having lots of people caring for you that you became tired of it? is funny.
the only problem I would see thinking about it, is if a person has romantic feelings towards me and I am unable to reciprocate, like a gay dude, I can see it being a problem.
>>28950039
That sounds interesting, please dump some of what you have.
>>28949740
I'm not going to say I've had that particular thing happen to me, but I'm codependent on someone who has made me feel bad too. Whenever I try to leave them, I feel awful. Maybe you can leave her behind, if you're like me, you wont. You may need to try and realize you have a need for her, even if platonic, and try to get over, or at least cope with what she did and how she hurt you. I know this isn't the answer you were looking for, just sharing my thoughts
>>28950016
but I am not gay, or attempting to look cute.
>>28950115
Yes you are.
Don't lie to yourself. If you really don't think you are, re-read your posts.
>>28949914
the person really liked having someone care about them, which was a very positive reaction
I do feel love towards him, but this gets my mind so conflicted. i put my feelings of love aside and focus simply on him. if he should ask if I loved him I would answer yes, but i would have to explain the distortion that applies to that love. if he accepted me it would be another story.
>>28950111
I'm the same guy who had his girlfriend leave him, by the way. Thank you for saying something, but whenever she tries to talk to me I get the same "hole in my chest" feeling I got whenever I imagined her with someone else. She already had time to think about breaking up when she went away for college, and I haven't had time to think about it, and she doesn't understand that. She wanted to end it before she went to college but couldn't find a chance to do it where we could meet face to face, she told me. I really just don't know what to do anymore. I wanted a wife and a baby girl with her, and I won't ever have the perfect relationship I wanted. I feel terrible for whining about it but it happened last week and I'm still sorting through all these emotions.
>>28950079
ok here goes a long blog post, sorry if this is out of place...
Well, the place that I am from, in the school system has 2 or 3 shifts, I was placed in the afternoon shift at 12 years old, and my father got mad at me, so since 12 to 16 years I went to my english class every at 8 in the morning, I am thankful for that, I could watch every media item in english at 14, and read it too, it became a habit, I actually watch movies and things like that without subtitles at this point I don't even think about it, but I really never spoke it or wrote on english, 4chan became a thing for me around 8-9 years ago, but I almost always lurked, some times I am lazy and write really bad posts. I like to think I am learning.
people told me I speak nice, the exchange students at hs always spoke to me when they couldn't make them selves sound clear in my language, they said my english skills were on point at speaking and listening.do you speak other languanges
>>28950149
am I attempting to look cute?
but I am not though, I really believe a face adds depth to the post.
>>28950179
have you ever thought on actually confessing?
maybe he would feel the same.
maybe.
do you know what he feels about you?
>>28950242
Hey man, it's fine. I don't mind it at all and it seems to be just a vocal minority of this thread that is against it. I think it takes a decent amount of creativity to have a face for every post, too.
>>28950230
I've met native English speakers who're worse than you. Not saying you're bad, but I think you get what I mean.
>>28950092
I don't get tired of it, it's just exhausting. In my particular case, it feels almost like I'm treating a kid, because of how codependent she is and mentally fragile. Despite the fact I was the one to initiate the relationship, I later found out I'm not good at having someone care about me, especially someone so needy. I've never been 100% mentally stable, so bearing the problems and insecurities of someone else as well as my own just feels overwhelming but you can't let it show, otherwise it just hurts her, and if she's hurt that makes me hurt and it is a bad cycle. I guess emotionally strong people don't have this problem. I don't know if I'm explaining myself properly at this point, whatever
>>28950272
do you mean people that talk in ghetto lingo or memes?
also do you speak other languages?
>>28949902
>emotional
>eager
>lively
>cute anime girl pictures
>>28950242
I'm not here to argue. I'm just saying, that's how people will see you.
>>28950217
Gonna keep posting' some Yandere stuff. Is blood alright?
>>28950261
well is kind of easy, for many years my main board was /a/, so I saved a ton of pics that seem cute or funny to me, and the mangas and animus that I watch I have the habit to take screens of scenes to talk to on /a/.
so if I make a post and look to my reaction faces one might pop up.
but probably I should stop.
>>28950258
this one time he got interested in the subject but he implied that he wouldn't want anything from me
what I've seen from his activity makes it seem he is interested in someone too andit doesn't look like it's me
i think i will save telling him i love him for when he really needs it because I might not be able to do so more than once.
>>28950325
Yeah, essentially. And no, I don't. I know a little Japanese but who doesn't, nanodesu.
>>28950321
I get you, I am starting to understand what you mean, but why is talking about it hurtful?
you care for her which is obvious why not try to improve your relationship together?
>>28950360
>look at one of them
>look at the other
>look at the next one
>they are all good
>they are all the best ones
>>28950334
so it is the anime girl pictures?
would you still think I'm cute even if I don't post with a animu grill pic or if I tell that I am a boy?
Anyone have an explanation as to why the majority of my pictures are "Corrupted/Unsupported filetypes"? Seems iFunny pictured work but poop, man, that's a fraction of what I have.
>>28950377
are you a boy?
is he gay or are you attempting to convert him?
how do you get this info of him?
