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>>29019279
get a hobby or a job faggot

>>29019279

I once did swear not to ever advise this, but here it goes: start smoking.

I shit you not.

Deadlift a whole bunch without gloves or chalk and fuck up your hands. You'll get blisters that hurt too much to fap. Once those heal over you'll have callouses that make your hands so rough that fapping wont feel as good.

>>29019321
OP here. Thank you for the advice. I'm going to smoke from now on.

>>29019345

>implying onaholes don't exist
>implying those bad dragon fuck toys don't exist
>implying he doesn't have a fucking sock laying around
>implying you can't just hump a fucking pillow or something

C'mon man, you know that's not going to work.

>>29019279

You're probably fapping because you have nothing better to do with your time. Every time you feel the need to 'bate, do pushups until you can't anymore. Do situps next. Lift some weights if you have any.

Watch documentaries about lions or something instead of watching so much goddamn porn. Delete all smut from your HDD, your flash drives, externals, everything must be purged if you're actually serious about this.