Guys, my mom hasn't come back from work yet.
I'm legit worried something happened to her.
It's going to be alright, right?
Don't worry anon, she just made a quick stop by my house because she can't get enough of deez nuts.
>>24304642
She'll be back anon, probably stopped to get you some thing to eat
it's almost 3am though. . . .
My parent's divorced so it's just my mom.
>>24304702
Nvm she's fucking chad
>>24304642
How about calling her or her workplace?
>>24304755
what if she's driving? I don't want her talking while on the highway . . .
>>24304642
maybe she stopped by on her way home to get you tendies :)
>>24304642
>>24304702
>>24304776
Your Mom's dead dude. . .>>24304776
Keep us updated, OP. I hope nothing happens to your mom.
>>24304702
She stopped at chads house family
>>24304805
no..
this is the last thought I want to think about
I haven't seen her in two weeks because I live alsewhere, and the last thing I said to her today was "I'm fine"
Uh oh.
Check the house for an abandonment letter.
>>24304821
She's fine familia, good to know you love your mother as much as you do>>24304821
lol
she dead brahski
just ignore all your problems until you die or she comes back
when does she usually get back from work? does she have a phone on her that has gps capabilities? do you know where she works at to call to see if anyone picks up? is she driving alone? does she usually make a stop at a gas station on her way back?
worst case scenario your mother got kidnapped and is being raped then a high chance of being murdered then the body dumped.
>>24304642
4 niggers carjacked that bitch and gang-raped her in the ally, Her body's getting cold in a ditch somewhere.
>>24304895
>>24304860
>>24304805
>joking about death for my mother for the sake of laughs
literally fuck off.
>>24304892
usually around 5 or 6, mabye overtime if it's urgent, but that's rare.
she drives alone, and I don't know about the gas station, maybe her car needed to refuel. She has gps phone capabilities, why?
>>24304928
>telling my roo to fuck off
Ay poofter we all know yet mum's dead. Half these niggers are just fairy fucks who want to play with your emotions. Now be a good queer and call the police before you kill yourself.
>>24304928
just fucking call her you stupid fucking retard
fucking christ, this is just ridiculous
>>24304642
Look at the bright side, think of the inheritance you will receive if she died
>>24304979
what part of making sure she's not on her phone while on the highway don't you understand?
it only takes a second to die from glimpsing on your phone while on the road and a drunk driver crashes into you
happens all the time here
>>24304928
This is the gayest fucking thing I've heard you anxiety crippled fag. Just call your fucking mom who's fucking Chad right now.
>>24304642
She must be dead by now desu senpai
>>24304928
>Be OP
>stupidfuckingretard.jpg
>be huge mommas boy
>waaah where's my mommy?!?!
>post on 4chan about it
>get assblasted when anons meme it up
>"fuk u guys!!!11!"
Kill yourself my man
>>24305053
>not caring about your mother
You sick fuck. Do you know how bad it is to lose someone who would do anything so that you have a good life?
Or were you just raised by fuckers who didn't love you?
>>24305117
Holy fucking shit lmao you're such a huge faggot lolololol
Like if you came from the Facebook 4chan page xD
>>24304860
Normalfag australian shithead
>>24304895
>>24304966
>>24305018
>>24305028
>>24305052
>>24305053
>>24305157
Normalfags LEAVE just go fuck no one wants you here.
>>24305234
thanks anon
r9k has always been a hugbox until these normalfags came and started being assholes for no fucking reason
>>24304642
She'll be alright OP. She's just probably spending some quality time with her good friends tyrone and jamal
>>24305234
You're being retarded.
Your mum hasn't been driving on the highway for fucking hours.
There's more danger in her suddenly disappearing without notice than you calling her and chatting for a few seconds to make sure she's alright.
But go ahead, waste your time worrying.
>>24305311
>>24305234
This anon is right. Its the only reason we're fucking with you
This is the gayest fucking thread of all time
>be "worried" about mother
>too autistic to call her
If this isn't fake, I hope she actually died and you commit suicide after learning this
Almost 5, still no mom
>>24305813
this guy is just imitating the retard whose dad went missing for half a week, but he was too pussy/autistic/retarded to call the police. his dad was dead, just like your mom.
>>24305830
Oh is that how that story ended? I was just there for the first thread. Had many laughs that day.
>>24305813
Is she back yet?
she's getting railed by Chad right now
>>24304642
Me and Chad ran a train on her today after work. She wanted some rest before she got home so she passed out on our couch.
>>24304642
>blacked.jpg
>>24304642
just call her you fucking retard
>>24304702
My mom left at 6pm Saturday and came home 4pm Sunday. She expects me to believe her motocycle gang story. I know she was with the guy at his house cooking for his daughter.
Embrace the fact that you're what kept her from having an orgy in her own home.
