>pick up a fight
>start crying when the opponent starts fighting back
>>24305372
Perfect strategy anon, nicely done.
Fucking nice man
what happens when the other guy starts crying too
>>24305372
/mischief/
> sinless today
> posts
>>24305457
no one cares about the other one
>>24305372
>after the fight, go cry to you older friends to go beat them up for you
>inb4 nuke dropped on isis
>rape 100 stacies
>cry when tyrone bones my boibucci
>>24305507
this guy gets it
and this reply is not original
>>24305507
>suddenly oil prices spike upwards because you turned a major exporter's lands into a radioactive wasteland
>>24305522
>let other guys bone your boibucci
>you feel happy
>you no cry
Everybody wins.
friendly reminder that, historically, france has had one of the most successful military forces in the world, especially considering their long history. they have a few blemishes, but overall, for their size. they're likely the most successful military force in history (excluding ancient history)
also, france and russia chose the right side in the american civil war, so there's that
>>24305504
>tfw I'm the other one
>>24307082
I care, anon.
am here for u brahh
I cry when I'm about to fight someone. But I don't feel scared, it so weird. I'm bawling my eyes out but I'm completely calm in the inside ready to fight and I'm able to function fully during the fight. I imagine it's either a really good or really bad intimidation technique.
I get teary eyed when I break a rule or disappoint someone and they yell at me or reprimand me and I'm a grown 6' 2" man. I can't help it and that's why I've never had a brush up with the police. It's also made me a very submissive persn in general who can't handle a relationship
>>24306692
France is usually pretty smart about picking their battles, which means they back down from fights they know they can't win, which makes retards think they're pussies.
America on the other hand shoves it's dick in literally everything because
>muh freedoms
>muh military industrial complex
And then is flabbergasted when they realize they bit off more than they can chew.
>>24305372
>pick a fight
>start crying when they fight back
>beat the shit out of them
>>24306692
>a few blemishes
got blown the fuck out in both world wars and in the french indochina war
